#haha im in danger

[borderlinebelle]

Today’s Tax Day. I’m sorry friends.

ok come over here and let’s be pissed about it together,

lookit👁️👇🏽 dat

sobscribe to my crime. thanks.

#haha im in danger #tax day #tax season #tax the rich #tax the church #tax the billionaires #tax the 1% #tax time #tax the wealthy #send help #i have no clue #i have no self control #i have no shame #i have no regrets #mental health #mental illness #mentally exhausted #late stage capitalism #Youtube

[horse-tones]

Guess who got into clangen~

#cat #warrior cats #warriors oc #oc #artists on tumblr #my art #digital art #haha im in danger

[lunarw0rks]

gaz is gentle overstim (gently rubbing your clit over and over after you’ve already came)

soap is aggressive overstim (continuing to fuck into after you’ve already came twice prior)

my stomach did cartwheels,,

okay, wait— imagine gaz was supposed to be massaging you because he left you so swollen and sensitive. but obviously, that didn't go according to plan. massaging turned into stimulating, then overstimulating...

and then soap— just straight in from the start, making it obvious that he wants to milk as many orgasms from you as you can take. but his preferred method is his cock, not his fingers...

#haha im in danger #rachel speaks #not writing #gaz #soap #gaz smut #kyle gaz garrick #kyle garrick #kyle gaz garrick smut #john soap mactavish #soap mw2 #soap smut #soap mactavish smut #soap mactavish headcanons #kyle gaz garrick headcanons #mw2 #call of duty #task force 141 #141 headcanons

[morgana-ren]

"𝔚𝔥𝔞𝔱 𝔞𝔯𝔢 𝔴𝔢, 𝔱𝔬 𝔶𝔬𝔲?"

#astarion #baldurs gate 3 #haha im in danger #he really does go a lil nutty doesn't he #baldurs gate 3 spoilers #im enthralled and terrified #he uhh won't LET you leave him will he? #im not a photo taker I just smacked these down

[imlostinmy20s]

rewatchin Loki and preparing to S2

#loki series #loki laufeyson #loki fanart #dude i was so devastated after watching s1... #what will happen to me when im done watching S2?? #haha im in danger

[glow-autumz]

Hi so I finished the sketch for just for y'all to enjoy<3

Eat up my friends;)

#rocket x moon #rocket raccoon fanart #rocket raccon #gotg vol 3 #gotg #gotg fanart #DONT ASK #AHH #im actually crying #insert evil laughter #haha im in danger #hahahahahahahahha #rocket raccoon #art #rocket x reader #gotg oc

[peachy-doodles]

AGGIE!!!! we gotta whole buncha random thangs in here....

but also now you all know ive had my MC Ingo and L&E Adventures stories combined in my head for weeks now and yes that means i sent Larry's ass to Hisui with Emmet ^_^ he's allowed to go i think ^_^ its enrichment.

#submas #pokemon #subway boss ingo #warden ingo #captain zisu #dojoshipping #mc ingo au #larry and emmet adventures #i do have stuff cooking in my head on how larry ends up finding ingo before his brother does #and he hates every second of it because he did not agree to this thank you !!! #he doesnt like being pulled through space time and then attacked by an alpha pokemon 2 seconds in !!! #him and emmet end up swapping pokemon in the distortion as haxarous carries him out and he tells komala #to look out for emmet in the distortion. emmet fully plans to have haxarous drop larry back off in paldea but erm. #they already got le epic teleported haha oopsie. thus ensues seperation ^_^ #emmet travelling around a deadly region only with his friends pokemon for company chuckling to himself: #haha im in danger #anyway. smiles.

[rainbowcutieo3o]

The hurricane approaches! its so rainy already... just like the hit indie game Rain World!!! yeah I think ill do ok, but this seems pretty bad, if you feel like supporting me or something that would be super nice, you can help via my kofi :) thank youuuuu https://ko-fi.com/rainbowcutieo3o

#art #illustration #rain world #hurricane #ko fi support #worried #haha im in danger #oh god this is actually terrifying but im coping lol #furry #sona

[vyeoh]

If a single mcyt fan reads my college newspaper I'm getting so doxxed

#vio.txt #haha im in danger #but /srs if u happen upon something no u didnt shhhhh

[seaweedoverlord]

still haven't gotten used to procreate agrvrbrvrv

#ITS HARDDD #it was easier with a drawing pad #MAN #procreate feels hard to meee #the quality of my art went oop again #but hey ill get used to it. eventually. #i say this as the exams loom on me next week #haha im in danger #lmk #lmk wukong #lego monkie kid #lmk sun wukong #monkey king #my art #tearex art

[scary-lasagna]

What would happen if one of the higher ups was actually this very nice lady that liked humans, and they had this huge crush on slender because hes so nice to his proxies. Slenders finds out about it because she somehow bribed Ben to give her his phone number and she was trying to smoothly ask him out.

Slender

Oh he knew.

He definitely knew of her infatuation with him.

Slender may be uninterested with romance nowadays, but he cannot ignore the fact that someone is flirting with him.

Mostly because it makes him want to run to high heavens in fear.

Her presence was comforting though, and yes maybe he liked whenever she touched him on the arm, and maybe...just maybe he found her horns and inhuman skin tone and texture a little attractive.

They had very pleasant talks during the meetings he was summoned to, and often shared similar viewpoints in discussions.

She enjoyed sticking up for him whenever he was spoken down to, shaming the other at the round table for talking like they do.

But no one pays her any mind, because to them, she's as unworthy of proxies as Slender is, and her opinions do not matter.

When Slender didn't make any advances, she did it herself.

She knew one of his non-proxy workers was tech savvy, and if he didn't have his phone number, he surely could get it quickly.

All it took was a little promise to find a certain someone he's been looking for since they have misfortunately parted. Ben will definitely be taking a business trip soon to help his old friend meet his fate.

Slender phone rang one day, and all it took was seven redials of anxiety to actually patch through to him.

"Hello?"

"OH! Slender?! Oh silly me, I've dialed the wrong number again! But how have you been? I haven't seen your presence at the meetings in a great while!"

Oh no.

He tries to make a conversation, fumbles his words a few times, and quickly makes an excuse about ceiling cheese in Jeff's room to end the conversation in a haste.

She's squirming, giggling, and kicking her feet in excitement, thinking it went so well and he picked up on her advancements.

Maanwhile, Slender just wants to hide away in shame of embarrassing himself.

#oh no did i accidentally create an oc #haha im in danger #did yall see the jadusable reference :) #slender #slender x reader #crepypasta #creepypasta headcanon #creepypasta imagine #creepypasta x reader #slender creepypasta

[splintergirl13]

#inktober2023 #inktober #dodge #minecraft #mineblr #enderman #minecraft steve #oops #haha im in danger

[c-e-i-s]

I’m high LOL

#i am high #i’m high #lol #lol memes #high thoughts #funny #funny words #funny stuff #funny shit #funny post #funny memes #ha ha funny #haha #hahaha #haha hehe #haha oops #haha lol #haha loser #haha gay #hahahha #haha im so funny #haha im in danger #haha idk #haha i jest #haha i do that #hahahaha #hahaha help #haha heehee hoho

[coachbeards]

hm. beard having been a stripper…being paid to bite people…having referenced drug use (both canonically and by brendan hunt)…has a prevalence for self-destruction…presumably didn’t come from the best home (his mother being a hardcore qanon believer)….just thinking

#haha im in danger #coach beard #ted lasso #ted lasso spoilers #thinking about brendan’s headcanons about beard having been a drug addict… #and now we get another sex work hint…..

[sanae-kochiyas]

posting this here cause im really broke and need help

#pop's art #haha im in danger

[astra-the-star-loving-goth]

One day, the stars will die. And so will I.

#original art #original character #oc #drawing #haha im in danger #Raini #Honey #Please know #that I can explain for this #please don’t come for me 🙏🙏 #lore #eveline #your parent is fine