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lemon-pie-enjoyer · 2 months

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Incorrect Haikyuu quotes x reader

I, for one, think 3rd year Karasuno student Y/n is criminally underrated concept.

(No pronouns used.)

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Hinata: I really like this whole ‘good guy, bad guy’ thing you guys have going on.

Y/n: It’s not an act, it’s just that I’m mean and Yaichi isn’t.

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Tanaka: I was arrested for being too cool.

Y/n: The charges were dropped due to a lack of supporting evidence.

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Kiyoko: What is your biggest weakness?

Y/n: I can be uncooperative.

Kiyoko: Okay, can you give me an example?

Y/n: No.

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Daichi: In your opinion, what’s the height of stupidity?

Y/n: Hey Hinata! How tall are you?

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Y/n: Must be hard not being able to laugh.

Tsukishima: I do have a sense of humor you know.

Y/n: I’ve never heard you laugh before.

Tsukishima: I’ve never heard you say anything funny.

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Y/n: It’s dark in here.

Noya: Don’t worry, I got this.

Noya: *Stomps his feet*

Noya: *Skechers light up*

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Daichi: So that’s my plan.

Y/n: Are you alright with constructive criticism? I don’t want to sound mean.

Daichi: No, go ahead, I want to hear it.

Y/n: It fucking sucks.

Daichi: That’s not constructive criticism.

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Hinata: Can you keep a secret?

Y/n: Do you know anything about my life?

Hinata: No I don't. Good point.

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Y/n: Nishinoya...

Noya: Oh no, 'Nishinoya' in b-flat.

Noya: You're disappointed.

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Daichi: I think we're missing something.

Suga: Teamwork?

Asahi: Cohesion?

Y/n: A general sense of what we’re doing?

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<3

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forusomimiya · 1 year

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"You like it, huh?" he asks even though you're too busy feeling his fingers quicken in you to respond. "Being a mess, I know" he leaves your pussy aside and drags you to the edge of the bed just enough to bend your legs towards your chest and lick the mess he's created with his fingers.

"W-what are you doing?!"

“Cleaning you up" he lies as he sucks and licks all over you until he tastes your second spill.

SUNA, atsumu, kageyama, IWAIZUMI, KONOHA, MATTSUN, semi eita, sakusa

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merlucide · 3 months

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Incorrect quote pt2

Y/N: We have to find my darling husband! I’m so worried about him..!

Friend: seriously, what do you see in that guy?

Y/N: He makes me laugh.

This applies to:

(JJK) GOJO, itadori, inumaki,

(MHA) KAMINARI, MONOMA,

(KNY) SANEMI, INOSUKE,

(HQ) OIKAWA, KYOTANI, kageyama, tanaka, nishinoya, tsukishima, LEV, kenma, SUNA, ATSUMU, SAKUSA, HOSHIUMI

(BLLK) BACHIRA, isagi, RAICHI, nagi, RIN, SHIDOU, otoya, SENDOU, OLIVER, KAISER, CHARLES

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nykie-love-anime · 8 months

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Netflix Account

Kenma: I got Netflix you like you asked Y/N: Oh that's cool Y/N: - grinning looking at her boyfriend - Y/N: I have been mooching of Kuroo's account for so long Kenma: Wait, what do you mean account? Y/N: Yeah his Netflix account Kenma: - staying quiet not knowing what to say - Y/N: You know like his profile. I wanted one of my own because they are like $10 a month Kenma: - again staying quiet - Kenma: Oh... you wanted an account Y/N: Yeah, what did you think I meant? Kenma: Wellll Y/N: Wait what did you buy then? Kenma: Netflix

Masterlist

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hotvinimon · 4 months

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Miya Osamu <3

“Samu…Samu…Don’t look directly, but I can see your doppelganger… just behind you.”

You and your sweet, loving, handsome, onigiri man of a boyfriend were on a night date in the street of Shibuya. Osamu was busy in choosing what to eat first, while you took pictures. Suddenly you saw Osamu’s clown toghether with a curly haired, bitch-faced man, an orange head and an owl faced beefy boy.

To say that you were shocked would be an understatement. A guy… or I should say Samu’s clown was chatting with his friends just few meters behind your boyfriend, only his hair's more blonde, and his vibe's more... clownish.

“Doppelganger ??? what do you even me-” “CAN’T YOU FUCKING WHISPER ?? AND DON’T LOOK LIKE THAT. BE MORE SUBTLE.” you whisper yelled.

Suddenly the doppelganger looked in your direction and frowned comically and advanced towards you.

“OH MY GOSH, SAMUUUU, HE'S COMING... HE'S COMING THIS WAY!”

Samu quickly looked into the direction, and unlike you he was frowning ??? similarly like his doppelganger ??? what the heck was going on. Was there some kind of invisible mirror thing that you couldn’t see.

Even the doppelganger's buddies seem cool, like they're in on the joke.

The doppelganger was now, standing in front of you and looking at your boyfriend, like he was communicating with his eyes. Before anyone could say anything…

“OMYGODOMYGODOMYGOD… CAN I TAKE A PICTURE WITH YOU SIR ????”

All eyes are on you, but who cares? It's not every day you meet your boyfriend's mirror image.

“Oh.. of course cutie, are you a fan ??”

“Well, I’m a human but I’ve never seen my boyfriend’s clown my entire life.” you giggled like a kid.

“DON’T DO THAT”. That ‘DOPPELGANGER’ yelled at your boyfriend.

“I’M NOT DOING ANYTHING.”

“YOU ARE MAKING GOO-GOO EYES AT HER. LIKE YOU MAKE AT FOOD.”

“I AM NOT.”

“YES YOU ARE”

All you could hear for next fifteen minutes was funny curse words and skin slapping sounds. Meanwhile, the curly-haired dude shoots you a concerned look.

“Ohhhh… so you are his big brother. Nice to meet you Tsum, I’m y/n, Samu’s s/o.”

Unlike your fictional brain, the ‘DOPPELGANGER’ turned out to be your boyfriend’s twin brother.

“Nice to meet you too y/n/n” Atsumu showed his signature smirk.

“IT’S MIYA TO YOU AND IT’S Y/L/N TO YOU.”

"WHAT THE HECK, BASTARD? AM I SOME GIRLFRIEND STEALER?"

"MORE LIKE AN UNINVITED DATE CRASHER."

"AT LEAST I'M EYE CANDY."

"YEAH, WELL, MOM LIKES ME MORE."

More insults fly, more slaps echo, and the furniture starts to question its life choices. Meeting your boyfriend's twin? Not too shabby after all.

Keys -

y/n - your name

s/o - sgnificant other

y/n/n - your nick name

y/l/n - your last name

Requests are open

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atsumwah · 3 months

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y/n : atsumu, you idiot!

atsumu : i'm sure you're right but why?

#haikyuu fluff #atsumu fluff #atsumu incorrect quotes #haikyuu incorrect quotes #—idiots in luv<3 #haikyuu x reader #loml<3 #hq atsumu #hq incorrect quotes #hq scenarios

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liquidcatt · 6 months

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You: It would have been better if we’d never met. None of this would have happened.

Him: Hey, y/n look at me. I’d rather die tomorrow than live a hundred years without knowing you.

#haikyuu x reader #my hero academia x reader #persona 5 x reader #one piece x reader #haikyuu angst #my hero academia angst #persona 5 angst #one piece angst #haikyuu #one piece #persona 5 #my hero academia #bnha #incorrect quotes #this always messes me up emotionally you have no idea

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just-simping-for-fake-people · 5 months

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When a fandom suddenly goes dead out of nowhere

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exhausted-smiles · 1 year

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Incorrect Haikyuu x reader quotes part 5 :0

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thank you to everyone who stuck by and remained patient - i won’t get soppy rn but it does mean a lot.

this won’t be any specific character x reader (for example it won’t be specifically tsukishima x reader, or kuroo x reader) just general haikyuu x reader, sorry if you’re favourite character wasn’t included,

i also own none of these quotes i got them from vine and various comedians, message me if you want to know any specifics, some of them have been slightly added to by me but not by much

requests are open!

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ushijima: we’re so in synch we finish each others-

you: sentences!

ushijima: don’t interrupt me

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kenma: i really want to kiss you

you: what?

kenma: i said if you died i wouldn’t miss you

the entire of Nekoma: *facepalm*

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you: maybe the real treasure was how you helped the team along the way

ukai: no i want cash

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kiyoko: why aren’t the team winning?

you: maybe the refs are homophobic because we’re the managers

kiyoko: we aren’t together

you: we aren’t? then why did we spend the last year managing a volleyball team??

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someone: how could you do this? i’m so disappointed in you

kageyama: hey! you can’t talk to me like that, you’re not (y/n) or suga,, and they aren’t my parents

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kuroo: my hands are cold.

you: here, let me hold them.

kuroo: my lips are cold too.

you: *covers kuroo’s mouth with your hand*

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you: i’m not a fan that wondered off, I’m aoba johsai’s manager

tendou: oh yeah? name one thing about Volleyball

you: your captain keeps trying to steal my boyfriend

semi: that’s on you tendou, you set the bar too low

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oikawa: alright, give me your hairdryer

iwaizumi:

you: ,,what are you talking about?

oikawa: don’t you carry one in your purse?

iwaizumi: have you ever spoke to a human woman?

oikawa, to a passing fan: excuse me, do you carry a hairdresser in your purse?

fan: of course, i’m not an animal

you: *eye twitches*

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ushijima: this session is going to take another hour or two

you: yeah you think! I’m sorry i’m exhausted, semi says when i’m tired i get night sassy

ushijima: night sassy?

you: hearing problems much?

semi: *face palming and pulling y/n away*

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you: someone will die

bokuto: of fun!

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you, to the first years: alright listen up you little sh*ts

you:…not you yamaguchi, you’re an angel and we’re thrilled to have you here

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akaashi: so what do you think?

bokuto: right, i wasn’t entirely listening but i agree with y/n

akaashi:

akaashi: she isn’t even here

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annzera · 1 year

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Y/N: Do you like me?

Kei: Yes.

Y/N: really? *pouts*

Kei: You really didn't think I would keep up your bullshit and weird 3am thoughts if i didn't love you?

Y/N: OMG you said you love me *tearing up*

Kei, had enough: We've been dating fOR THREE YEARS!

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riabriyn · 1 year

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Waiter: How would you like your Stake sir?

Bokuto: Delicious please.

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lemon-pie-enjoyer · 2 months

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Incorrect Haikyuu quotes x reader

I, for one, still think 3rd year Karasuno student Y/n is criminally underrated concept.

(No pronouns used.)

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Hinata: I don’t care what anyone thinks about me!!

Y/n: Ok.

Hinata: Wait, what's with such a muted reaction? Did that not sound cool? ;-;

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Daichi: Loosen up, your smile looks forced.

Y/n: That’s because it is.

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Noya: Am I right, Y/n?

Y/n: I’m almost certain you’re not, but to be fair, I wasn’t listening.

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Y/n: What are you doing here?

Tanaka: I could ask you the same question.

Y/n: I live here. This is my house.

Tanaka: I should probably ask you a different question.

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Y/n: I have to say, I'm a little embarrassed for you.

Noya: This is a sports-related injury. It makes me look cool!

Y/n: Tripping over a volleyball on your way to the bathroom is not cool.

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<3

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forusomimiya · 1 year

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Virgin!Sakusa didn't need to watch porn to masturbate, in fact, he hated it. He just needed to get his head in gear to imagine you in his and get a cumshot in less than a minute.

Virgin!Sakusa swore and swore he wouldn't fuck you until you, the non-virgin, were ready. Until then he used a pillow to jerk off while imagining you on his bed, with an incredible view of your ass and of you begging for more.

Virgin!Sakusa's first time was so unimaginable that he got hard every time he thought about the white liquid forming at the base of his cock every time you bounced on it.

"Look at you, you're making a fucking mess on my cock. Don't stop please, don't do it."

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merlucide · 2 months

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I don’t care if your contagious - Pierce The Veil

“And I don't care if you're sick

I don't care if you're contagious

I would kiss you even if you were dead

Would somebody make me go blind for the rest of my life?

'Cause I'd do anything to hold your hand”

GOJO, GETOU, NANAMI, ITADORI, MEGUMI, INUMAKI, CHOSO

MIDORIYA, TODOROKI, BAKUGO, KIRISHIMA, HAWKS, DABI, TOGA

HINATA, KAGEYAMA, NISHINOYA, TANAKA, TSUKISHIMA, YAMAGUCHI, MIYA TWINS, SUNA, KITA, HOSHIUMI, BOKUTO, AKAASHI, KUROO, KENMA, LEV, IWAIZUMI, OIKAWA

BACHIRA, CHIGIRI, REO, BAROU, NIKO, SHIDOU, YUKIMIYA, RIN, SENDOU, OILVER, NESS

ik I didn’t add him but I think this would apply to SAKUSA eventually <3

made March 30th 2024

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nykie-love-anime · 8 months

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Marriage Proposal

Atsumu: - takes your left hand into his and gets down on one knee - Y/N: Atsumu, what the fu... Atsumu: Y/N, would you do me the honour of becoming my sister-in-law? Y/N: (⊙_⊙)？ Osamu: (o_o) Osamu: - covers his face with both his hands at his brothers idiocy - Osamu: Did you really just propose to Y/N for me? Atsumu: Well heaven knows you were taking your sweet time to do it

Masterlist

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hotvinimon · 8 months

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Atsumu : So, what d'ya think ? Good idea right ?

Osamu : Yeah... Whatever floats your titanic.

Atsumu: But titanic sank.

Osamu: Yeah, just like your IQ when you came up with idea.

#drabble #haikyuu #haikyuu imagines #haikyuu drabbles #haikyuu x reader #crack post #crack fic #haikyuu incorrect quotes #atsumu imagines #miya atsumu #miya osamu #osamu x reader #osamu imagine

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