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brytnoter · 10 months

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saw nelly today

#nelly #king #beautiful #cat/cats #he showed the belly #i was permitted to touch the belly #he has the most belly #belly is a competition he's trying to win #nellybelly #he was curled up by his front door #but came over when i greeted #boof #............#shall i post cat photos???#like ...... ALL the photos?#from 2018 onwards????#he's not my cat #we're just friends #blessings on his house and his human

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haroldhighballjordan · 1 year

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sometimes I randomly think about the time a girl posted in this girls only Facebook group I’m in telling everyone how she broke up with her boyfriend and he lied saying that he lost the spare key she gave him, only to then break into her apartment when she wasn’t home and steal the cat they’d adopted while they were together, but then he denied having done this and she didn’t really have proof that he took the cat since he wouldn’t let her come into his place and look for it. And then another girl saw this post and knew her ex-boyfriend, and she was like “girl. I used to hook up with your mans back in xxxx and I still have his number. If you want, I’ll hit him up and get him to invite me back to his place and see if your cat’s there.” And the OP was like “bet.”

So this woman hit up homie dog, asked him out for drinks, went home with him, slept with him, and then woke up in the middle of the night and TOOK THE CAT. Like she had only said that she would confirm if the cat was there but then she took it upon herself to steal this woman’s cat back. Like she full on Trojan horsed this man and then hit up homegirl like “I got the goods. Where you wanna meet.” And then the two of them posted a photo of them together with the cat to the group.

And I just think women supporting women is so beautiful.

#the best part of all is that I also knew the ex boyfriend because he worked at this place my friend was the manager of #and I texted my friend like ‘yo have you heard about this cat situation’#and she was like ‘I swear to god if one more person asks me about this fucking cat’#it was the drama of the century #the whole city was up in arms over this cat

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wrenchwenches · 3 days

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#twitter #this is blowing up so I wanna add my own anecdote #when I was young my neighbors had this orange outside cat #she had babies and was eaten by a javelina shortly after #:(#one of the orange sons survived for a few years before our other neighbor shot him and he died #there were more outdoor cats in the area they kept getting hit by cars the kitten mortality rate was horrid

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corvid-khaos · 7 months

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fionna and cake but simon drops increasingly wild anecdotes about his life

#fionna not knowing anything about him is so damn funny bc she will say shit like ‘relax i’ve played a lot of post apocalyptic RPGs’#COMPLETELY unaware #boring my ass this man is 1058 years old lived thru a nuclear apocalypse was a crazy ice wizard for a while was almost digested by cthulhu #he’s anything BUT boring #he just doesn’t say shit lmao #fionna and cake #adventure time #atimers #fionna and cake fanart #adventure time fanart #fionna campbell #simon petrikov #princess bubblegum #cake the cat

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tazuransi · 1 month

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one cannot resist moth wife

#is goji a cat? a dog? who knows #i just like drawing his tail wagging whenever he sees mothra #i cant think of a dog that acts like a cat #chihuahuas maybe…#my art #my comics #digitalart #kaiju #monsterverse #godzilla #mothra #mothzilla #mosugoji #godzilla x kong: the new empire #the more i draw mothra the longer her antennas get

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suiheisen · 14 days

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me and senshi: i've only had izutsumi for one day but if anything happened to her...

also.... she has nekojita (cat tongue) ;___;

#KITTY #catgirl of all time #i love how they animated all her little cat mannerisms...#also this is one of my fave senshi episodes and also another one that proves why he's the heart of this show #if i had a senshi in my life i'd be 250 per cent saner. i'd take better care of myself.#izutsumi #marcille donato #senshi of izganda #senshi #dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #spoilers #dungeon meshi spoilers #anime #manga #cats #cats of tumblr #long post

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pickle-and-beans · 4 months

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He is… concerned…

#cats of tumblr #beanstheorangecat #beansthecat #beans the cat #cat #orange cat #cute cats #funny cats #my cat #cat memes #caturday #orange cats #cute cat #cats #silly little guy #he is confused

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bunnieswithsunglasses · 2 months

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When Lucifer is hanging out at his palace and can't get a moment's peace...

#lucifer hazbin hotel #cursed cat alastor #my art #this took way too long #he doesn't have a belly button because he was never a human change my mind

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papajoolia · 5 months

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drew my roommate's cat as a knight for her for christmas, his name is ghost pepper

#ghost pepper fun fact: he once bit me so hard i had to go to the ER #my art #cat #knight #cat knight

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icestorming · 3 months

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- oh.

#hazbin hotel #angel dust #husker hazbin hotel #huskerdust #cherry bomb #my art #i will never again draw Husk doing cat things because he doesn't like it and I respected a furry #i did this 2 days ago I AM A CLOWN #I have so many ideas I am full of shit

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hyolks · 11 months

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hello everynyan

#spiderman #astv #across the spiderverse #meows morales #miles morales #hobie brown #gwen stacy #pavitr prabhakar #this cat hobie is kinda sick. he's my fav part of this

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irlplasticlamb · 11 months

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kazia parkerowska aka spider star is an 18 years old polish doomer art student who got bitten by a radioactive spider and then convinced (khe khe forced) into a superhero role by her kooky hippie auntie majka. woohoo. nothing better than to save the world when you don’t give an absolute shit!

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