#humorous script

[katerinaaqu]

Epic the Musical:

Circe: Oh my! He cannot be transformed by my powers! What do I do?! What do I do?! Think think I need to protect my nymphs! Oh I know! He's a man after all! I'll seduce the hell out of him to get my power over him back! He clearly can defeat my entourage of wolves and lions all by himself! I mean he's damn immune to my magic! I am sure he can do anything with his sword!

Circe: *aggressive flirting*

Odysseus: Oh my gods oh my gods she is hot...what the hell?! Oh I am just a man! Forgive me... No! Wait! J can't! I love My wife way too much! Please let us go home! I miss my wife!

Circe: Awww that is so sweet! Of course darling. I was always a sucker for a good soap opera. Of course I'll help you free of charge and here's some useful tips for your trip! Drive home safely!

The Odyssey:

Circe: Oh my! This man actually had the AUDACITY to come in my home and threaten me! And he took all precautions (a God helped him no doubt). Finally a man I can consider worthy of standing by my side and not bad looking either!

Circe: Come on, darling. Remove your clothes and let's get down on it! Let's see what you've got!

Odysseus: (oh my! Forgive me Penelope that is the only way to save my men! Hermes told me not to refuse her a thing! She is a freaking goddess that commands all these wild beasts! Power over me or not she's a force to be reconed with!) F-Fine but I cannot do what you ask before I ensure my men are safe. Please release them first and then I will (gods gotta buy myself time! Ain't prepared!)

Circe: *does that*

Odysseus: *sighs* I guess we're doing this...

*A year later*

Odysseus: Okay men you had your fun but I can't keep entertaining her forever! We must go home!

Odysseus: Please Circe let me and my people go! We have to go back

Circe: Oh but can't you stay a bit more?

Odysseus: No...I miss my wife and son

Circe: Fine, my dear, if that's what you want... Your happiness is more important than my satisfaction and I love you so I shall let you go. You paid your price fully. Here are some useful tips for you, some provisions and good luck...

#greek mythology #odysseus #the odyssey #greek myth #odyssey #odysseus and penelope #odysseus and circe #“done for” was an amazing song and fitted so well but the next plot kinda ruined it for me #done for #circe #homecoming odysseus #homeric poems #homeric epics #homer #epic and odyssey differences #sorry but epic cannot compare with the original here imo #the odyssey 1997 #odysseus didn't fall for circe's charms he was instructed not to refuse her #circe truly loved odysseus #odypen #tagamemnon #odysseus has been through so much #true power lies when you let your beloved go #circe could kill odysseus if she wanted to #circe was still an immortal goddess #kindness has many forms #humorous #humorous script #odysseus was stalling his bedding with circe #my boy is being underrstimated by that scene

[mamamangaka]

Husk: *leans down and starts licking Angels face*

Angel: oh yes daddy, why don’t you lick me down there - what the hell are you doing?

Husk: you didn’t clean off your makeup before bed, hold still, this eyeshadow is stubborn

#hazbin hotel humor #incorrect hazbin hotel quotes #crack script #fanscript #Hazbin Hotel #huskerdust #angel dust #husk #angelhusk

[star-realities]

Me researching genetics so I can make sure my script is scientifically accurate

#reality shifting #shifting #shiftblr #desired reality #shifting realities #scripting #gif is lowkey giving milleneal humor but stfu

[manufacturedrainbows]

POV You're writing dialogue for a character that's smarter than you

#why did Zelda have to be old-timey British huh 😤😤 #writing #creative writing #dialogue #writer humor #writers of tumblr #writer's block #fanfic #rambles #botw #totk #comic #script writing

[egberts]

randomly watched davey and jonesie's locker as background noise at first but we have quickly been sucked in. this show is ridiculous and actually pretty funny. kinda love it

#tumblr coded show you guys. watch it and youll understand #it's a very funny lighthearted show about two high school besties that accidentally start jumping universes with very #self aware tongue in cheek humor and honestly pretty hilarious conversational scripting sometimes

[kimquatz]

I've been watching a lot of horror movie classics these days, and--I can't tell if it's just because of the era of movie writing was just different then, or if it was intentional-- but I'm realizing a lot of horror movies are also just kind of comedies LMFAO

#Saw... is a comedy. Final Destination... also a comedy #something abt the script writing. the cuts. and the way they try to play w the audience's expectations is just so humorous to me LOL

[captainhysunstuff]

Light made L some chocolate, but L’s not dumb enough to eat it right away.  ...So, he makes Aiber taste test it to Light’s annoyance.

Script below the cut:

L on the left holding a bag of chocolates.  Light on the right smiling and wiping his forehead.

Light:  Happy Valentine’s Day!  I made you chocolate!

L:  Oh.  Thank you, Light.

Light:  It was harder than I thought would be, but I think they came out all right!

L:  Here Aiber.  Take one.

Aiber:  *comes in on the left and takes a heart-shaped chocolate from the bag* Thanks, boss!  *eats one*

Light:  ?!

L:  *walks off to the left* If Aiber dies in the next 24 hours, Light is Kira.

Aiber:  *scared*

Light:  *enraged* Hey!  I’m not Kira!!

Aiber:  *fearfully looks at Light, thinking* Oh, boy... It’s the Lindy experiment all over again.  *gulps*

Light:  *addresses Aiber* Don’t look at me like that.  I DIDN’T poison them!

*Aiber is referring to the Lind L. Taylor broadcast.

#drawn by me #my fancomic #my fanart #Death Note #Valentine's Day #lawlight #L #Light Yagami #Aiber #Thierry Morello #tw: food issues #humor #suspected murder attempt #I intend to make a part 2 but I wanted to get this one out on the actual holiday~ #wrote out the script since I couldn't add descriptions to the images for some reason. did they take away that feature? #the idea of L being suspicious of Light poisoning his food isn't original but whatever #the series is 20 years old. what HASN'T been done right? *shrug*

[sungrave]

Sometimes a line or two makes me chortle gently.

#tma #the magnus archives #tma podcast #tma ep111 #i flipping love the scripts #and the voice acting #thank you guys for this magnificent podcast #john is prime humor and no one can change my mind #our scrawny lil guy deserves a break ffs

[dsm-wannabe-linguist]

think it’s super neat that koreans named this guy “yae” because that’s also the exact noise i make when i see a ladder

#korean #한글 #korean langblr #korean language #한국어 #langblr #language #language blog #languageblr #language meme #language memes #linguistics #linguistics humor #language learning #orthography #korean script

[danothan]

i open youtube and watch a video and seethe to myself abt how i would be such a good subtitler and then not do anything abt it

#danbles #i completely understand the (justified) complaint of ppl using subtitles as a way to add jokes and make it completely inaccessible #but then there’s the other side of it when there is zero humor in the subtitles for an intentionally comedic video #spell out the puns if the speaker is putting emphasis! #write out the onomatopoeia if there are sound effects that are reacted to but not addressed! #sometimes they even skip out on lines entirely #just bc someone says smth under their breath does not mean it was Actually not for the audience to hear #that being said. i will always appreciate creators that hire real ppl to subtitle their vids #instead of relying on the auto-generated captions to butcher and detract from the video #autogen captions are a fucking joke #did i ever tell you guys abt how my HoH friend was hired to draw one of their fav youtuber’s thumbnails #and when they asked the ytber if they would add captions sometime (bc the ytber already uses scripts for their vids) #the ytber just told them youtube already has captions. 😐 #you can hire an artist but you can’t hire someone to add words to a screen… #needless to say my friend does not freelance for them anymore

[shiftshaperr]

NETFLIX: EVERYTHING NOW

[Trigger warning: the show is centred around the main characters recovery from her ed so that’s mentioned in this post.]

I am in love with this show. I just put it in as something to watch in the background whilst I did some light work and now I’m a day behind on it because I couldn’t. Stop. Watching! (and I couldn’t see the keyboard through my tears 😭).

I don’t even know where to start- it’s been so long since I’ve seen a show and seen myself in so many of the characters and seen people I know in those character as well. In an emotional sense, a situational sense and a physical sense I literally found Cam so jarring just because he reminds me so much of two people i know.

The Script Dialogue ?

🎶 For the first time in forever 🎶 the script, written about gen z, using terms and reference of the youth, didn’t. Feel. Forced. IN ADDITION, they used reference that weren’t just globally relevant but phrases and references that are very British/Londoner gen z!

“Are you not embarrrrassssed? This is emberaasssing” - perfectly used.

I also love how there’s no pressure to announce their sexuality, everyone is just them. I’m straight, so my opinion on this means nothing in comparison but I love that. l can see why coming out is important to many and a needed process to go through but I also know many people would rather not and just love and live and from an ally’s perspective I feel like this perspective of LGBTQ+ stories are so refreshing. The kids are freely figuring themselves out with no judgement, as they should be.

The Music Choices ?

First things first because I need to point this out for people not from London who have or are looking to watch the show. These kids come from rich families- and I mean RICH. They’re not from old money wealth (like Young Royals) but they live in modern detached houses located in zone 1 more or less (that’s already worth like £1M+ range), have cars that I know for a fact definitely don’t abide by ULEZ so they defo pay extra, AND have back gardens??? Mad.

But why is this relevant? To be honest I don’t know how to word this but, the house music at the house parties, the drops of garage, when Cam was in his home and working out and they played Cench, my first thought was “Cam is defo the type of boy to know all the words to all Cench’s songs and then rap the words with vim, as if he’s from ends 😂” (translation: “ends” = “the hood”, think Top Boy).

The music choices accurately depict today UK youth and it’s not just music that fits their lives or their characters progression but instead rounds out the characters. For instance I listen to Pop Smoke despite not being able to relate to a lot of what he’s saying as I’m not from NY or live that lifestyle, but will I scream the lyrics? Yes. And that’s how I feel it is with these characters. The soundtrack was like a dip into their own spotify accounts!

AND WHEN THEY PLAYED “MY HOOD” BY RAY BLK ? I cried. That was my “bus ride to school” song in secondary school.

The Character Development ?

I haven’t routed for and been annoyed / pissed off to high heavens by / cringed for / cried for a bunch of characters in so long. I don’t want to say more about that because the show is very plot character driven and I don’t think I can explain what I mean without spoiling it.

What Got Me About The Show ?

Through the show I came to the conclusion that even when I was mad at the characters I couldn’t be completely mad because I knew where they were coming from and I knew they were struggling but still mad because it didn’t excuse or make it okay that they spread the pain. The only character that hadn’t done that I believe is Mia’s little brother (even though I myself really wanted him to give everyone what for).

As I am not someone with an ED I can’t fully relate and my two cents on this is worth nothing in comparison to those who have had the presence of an ED in their life in some way. But from my perspective I do believe that this show is very educational and brings great awareness to the mental side of it all. It’s very raw and real and unapologetically what it is.

I don’t really know how to end these things and tbf but I love this show and needed to express it especially since no one around me has watched it yet 😭.

#everything now #netflix #lgbtq+ #lgbtq positivity #mental health #ed trigger warning #london #north london #gen z #gen z life #gen z humor #situationships #show review #script writing #scriptwriting #soundtrack #sound track #recovery #teenage years #sixth form #rich #RAY BLK #stormzy #bingeworthy #sobbing #Spotify

[https-leia]

an icon. a mood. a legend.

#quotes #bookblr #books #bookish #shakespeare #hamlet #book quotes #funny #dry humor #icon #booklr #books & libraries #vintage #william shakespeare #plays #theatre #scripts #theater #dark academia #academia #darkest academia #chaotic academia #light academia #nerd humor #humor #classics #classic literature #classic #wordsnquotes

[liliallowed]

is it weird that I headcanon dusttale au as the most sans thing a sans can do?

*kills everyone just to prank you across space and time*

"what it's just a game dude. why so mad?"

like

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bro he's so cool.

he's literally reversing your own ideology against yourself. if you're just gonna destroy this then he should at least TAKE THE FUN out of it for you.

he knows he can't "defeat you" as long as you are determined. he can't defeat you with LV either. I think it's more like a PSYCHOLOGICAL war here.

he's NOT looking to defeat you in battle. no he's just doing what he can to make you LOATHE the world.

since making you feel sympathy didn't work he tries the opposite. frustrates you. calls you incompetent IN. YOUR. OWN. TERMS.

it's such a friking cool move man... like like like you don't understand. HES NOT TRYING TO GET A PACIFIST ENDING. HE'S GIVEN UP ON YOU

even if you give him that ending he accepts it, ripps it to shreds and throws you off a cliff.

#i love canon dusttale #lili gushes about crushes #seriously #it's such a terrifying prank #give dust more credit man #he still has quite a sense of humor #just... maybe a bit darker #I DON'T actually see him being brooding and batmanlike Infront of the player #no he's a smug lil asshole that KNOWS your “gaming” mentality #how you grind exp to level up for hours #how you prioritize your accuracy and wprk on max damage #how you work on your SPEED in each run #and he hits ypu where it hurts #he SABOTAGES THE GAMEPLAY ITSELF #he breaks the friking script itself #he's so cool #he's op done right #not because he's over powered #he's SMART #dangerously smart

[kodaiki]

SATORU HAVING A HEART TO HEART WITH LUNA BECAUSE A CAT DOESNT LIKE HIM WHILE SHE JUST STARES BLANKY IS SO FUCKING FUNNY TO ME. IT GOT ME SO BAD I CANT STOP LAUGHING!! Bless you for that

AWW IM GLAD YOU LIKED IT HEHE <333

#i question my humor everyday LMFAO ty for enjoying it #♡⃕ mailbox! #❁ anonie #꒰ 🪩 ꒱ scripted hearts

[commsroom]

some moments from the scripts that are everything to me

#wolf 359 #w359 #doug eiffel #he is sooo . he's so #so much of the physicality and humor of the scripts comes through in the show even without any visuals. which is incredible #but actually reading them and seeing some of the details/commentary that can't be represented so directly adds a whole other layer #like knowing eiffel is wrapped in a blanket in that scene for emotional support makes it a hundred times funnier imo #and everything about quiet please... this entire post could just be snippets from quiet please #there's another bit in there that describes #minkowski's steps as measured and sure-footed vs. eiffel's as skittish and jumpy #love that. i love it. #anyway do you know how hard it was to narrow this down to ten #even intentionally limiting it to ones that make me laugh #i could make a whole other post of ones that make me emotional #just. augh. there's so much.

[br1ghtestlight]

its annoying bcuz s1ep1 obviously does a good job introducing the important characters and the general premise but it ALSO has the worst most offensive jokes by a large margin and doesn't accurately represent the humor or general vibes of the show on any level. like thats Not what the show is like past maybe season two. idk i would say bob belcher and the horrible no good very bad kids is a better starting episode (makes sense considering as the 200th episode it was like kind of honoring the beginning of the show) it better shows the humor characters and locations AND has all the same characters as s1ep1 including hugo and ron. anyway

#it had the WORST family guy tier humor specifically in the first episode and for what reason?? #even the rest of s2 is better by a very wide margin like they couldnt have edited the script at all past the original pilot in like 2008 #**the rest of season 1 and 2 #most shows that go on for a long time have like seasonal rot where it gets worse and its recommended to stick to early episodes etc #but NOT bob's burgers the early episodes were so bad. at least if you think you'll like the humor or dynamics of any episodes past s2 😭 #txt #bob's burgers