also a more ridiculous semi-canon headcanon: the scars / markings left by the orb totally glow a little when he's feeling any kind of intense, intense emotion, and it's caused by disregulation and stress. fear. pain. anger. distress. most the time, normal every day human emotions — the background ones we all feel — don't cause this, because it has to be intense.
however. sex. almost every time, especially once he starts getting close. yes. it glows, because he loses the focus needed to keep it in check. is it dangerous? no, especially after it was stabilized. before then, he worried about it getting out of hand, and so that was a big reason why he declined having relations.
but yes. it gets glowy a lot during sex. glowy and warm. oop.
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Revealing to my friend I poly ship majority of all my ships and then the conversation evolving to explaining what a “monster fucker” is was the funniest highlight of my evening thank you and goodnight
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Bird identification is so fucked up in a really fun way you can’t understand until you get into it. For example, there is a type of goose called the cackling goose that looks exactly like a Canada goose except smaller and “cuter”. The cackling goose is way, way, more rare in most places than its relatively common cousin, so it’s on tons of birders life lists. Everyone wants to see a cackling (look in any bird ID group to see lots of hopeful people posting petite Canada geese). The two species regularly commingle, so sometimes a flock of those common parking lot birds will have the equivalent of a Pokémon shiny just hanging out in the middle of them.
How ridiculous and fun is that? I can never look at a big group of Canada geese without scrutinizing their ranks for an adorable little extremely rare cutie pie cackling goose. It reminds me a bit of mushroom harvesting minus the risk of death if you get it wrong
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In much more interesting and horny news:
Slade looked Dick over appreciatively. Despite the light tone of his reply, Dick was wound like a spring, his back braced on the door in case he needed to move from an attack. His eyes were laser focused on Slade, steady and charged, but not threatening. Not yet. More like a challenge, the way a lion tamer might keep his most rowdy partner in sight.
Damn if that didn't make him want to do absolutely unspeakable things to the kid.
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How sharing bed with gojo satoru feels like
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post that actually made me laugh while making it
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