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kaedescara · 11 months
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look . i get the mean dom alhaitham, i do. but hold my hand here for a second:
virgin alhaitham who cries during his first orgasm because he never thought it could feel that good. flustered alhaitham who never took the time from work to experience something beyond a barely platonic relationship and now here you are, touching him in ways that make him burn up. he’s making sounds he’s never made before and god, it’s embarrassing, but he would rather die than ask you to stop
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diordeer · 3 months
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౨ৎ BACK TO THE BASICS
“this tune could be a reminder of how it all used to be, so shut up, and come on, sing our song and let's go back to the basics” - lana del rey (smau)
Contains: charlie bushnell x fem!reader, she is a baker but it’s not really necessary to plot apart from a few posts, also this is like a hard launch type thing
Description: would it be strange if i started adding oscar isaac to my masterlist/request thing bc hes not a very social media man is he 🤔
Requested by: @tortured-poets-depxrtment
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iamcharliebushnell had a great time seeing everyone again this weekend!!
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user1 IS THAT WALKER IN THE FIRST PIC?! WHAT HAPPENED
↳ walker.scobell 😖😖😖
↳ iamcharliebushnell nothing goes to plan with him around
↳ leahsavajeffries the floor was “slippery”
↳ walker.scobell IT WAS!!
↳ aryansimhadri … sure! 😃
user2 who is in the last photo omg!
↳ user4 no idea… but she look kinda cute 🫣
dior.n.goodjohn film photo 🔛🔝
↳ leahsavajeffries !!!
user3 they are actually my favourite cast ever
aryansimhadri i love you guysss
i.am.andrewalvarez he FINALLY posts her
↳ dior.n.goodjohn took him long enough
↳ user2 WHO IS THIS “HER”
leahsavajeffries THE FOOD WAS SOO GOOD
↳ walker.scobell its all i can think about!!!!!!!
yn.ln just posted on their story
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iamcharliebushnell the coolest person in the world
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walker.scobell ew get that PDA away from me
↳ iamcharliebushnell ok let me say that when u post ur first gf 🤷‍♀️
↳ user3 oohh drama
yn.ln oh i know 😎😎
↳ user4 OMG IS THIS HER?
↳ user5 dude he literally tagged her
user1 GUYSS 😖😖 did u see yns story?! Im so lonely
dior.n.goodjohn i think i need to meet ur gf at her bakery and them maybe try all her pastries just bc they happen to be there 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️
↳ iamcharliebushnell WOW using yn for food is LOW
↳ yn.ln im down 🤥 ill make extra just for u 😘
↳ iamcharliebushnell you have never made extra for me 😣
↳ dior.n.goodjohn watch out charlie 😉 im coming for ur gal
↳ yn.ln i think at this point i should stay out of this
user2 shes so cute 😖😖
user6 oh to be kissed by charlie bushnell on a street at night under street lights
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yn.ln my two favourite things… cakes/pastries and charlie 😘 (notice how cake comes first)
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yn.ln special appreciation for the first photo, i am very proud of taking that
↳ dior.n.goodjohn u should do a photoshoot
↳ yn.ln oh yes, catch me taking the cover of vogue
walker.scobell tell him to stop talking ab u all the time its realll annoying
↳ yn.ln on it 🫡
↳ iamcharliebushnell ⁉️⁉️
user1 the second photooo 😖🩷
↳ user2 i need a relationship like theirs 🤥🤥
user6 everyones talking ab them but seriously those pastries look so good im genuinely foaming at the mouth
↳ yn.ln THANK YOU for the pastry appreciation!!
user3 yn is so strong i could never
↳ yn.ln men or food? 🤔 food all the way!!! is this a question?
↳ user3 okay but this is CHARLIE BUSHNELL we are talking about
↳ yn.ln you do hold a very good point
↳ iamcharliebushnell a very good point!!
↳ yn.ln dont be so egotistical charlie 🙄
↳ iamcharliebushnell sorry ma’am 😣
↳ user4 MA’AM?! This man
taglist: @highfidelities @lostinhisworld @lizziesfirstwife @auttumnsayshi @silkenthusiasts @taygrls @kidkrowk @kanojous @niktwazny303 @m00ng4z3r
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itgomyway · 9 months
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why you already have your “desires” ♡
non dualism means there’s no duality in your world. theres no other force at play here. it is just you. everything that manifest into your reality is as real as you let it become. your fingernails being painted vs not painted is up to the observer; you.
you cannot keep letting your senses dictate what you have. not now not ever not even when it seems like they align exact with what you want. these senses are always misleading. i have money but its not physically touching my hand. does this mean i dont have it?
for example. more than half of you are manifesting a relationship (which is 100% OKAY. never let anybody make you feel bad for it). however, since you know about non dualism, you know that everything is consciousness meaning everything is you. this includes your sp.
when ppl say your relationship always reflects how you feel about yourself THIS IS TRUE because it is just you. everything is you. my boyfriend and how he treats me is a reflection of how i view myself. ill give you an example:
when i first met him i wanted someone who would always be there for me and always want to take care of me. and he showed me that. but due to my ptsd, i used to have episodes where id push him away and believe he didnt rlly like me or want me. we spoke less and he gave me my space and it used to upset me and id be confused until one day he did smth nice for me and when i said thank u he thanked me for “letting him love me”. this was months ago so i didnt think ab it much at the time but i literally was not letting him.
he had no choice but to follow my rules. he had no choice but to present the way i assumed he would and he directly told me this what does this have to do with non dualism? like i said, everything is me. theres no outside force doing something to me, it is just me.
and there is no separation involved. there’s no imagination that has to reflect to the real world theres no 3d conforming to the 4d and there. is. no. waiting. this has nothing to do with time. time is a concept the ego (you) created to better comprehend your senses (also you)
so when i tell u whatever u “desire” is yours, IS YOURS. the little voice in the back of your head telling you to think logical tell them to shut up because logic is another ego-centered term. the ego (who is you!) was created to protect your body. but you are not just your body.
you are pure consciousness. you are everything even what it is you desire. desiring doesnt exist when you are already everything you desire. you want that man? then hes yours babes. you want a fat paycheck? then its yours
“but i say that and then i check my bank account and-“ aht aht. what did i just tell you? stop leading your understanding with misleading senses. there is no separation from what you want and want you dont want because everything is inherently neutral in the first place.
theres no différence between the number in your bank account and the number “in your head”. the bank account and number arent even real in the first place so why do you care? be fucking free from anything you have once deemed “physical” therefore real. cuz none of it is babygirl
if you ever find yourself not believing bc you dont “see it” then remind yourself that you’re still looking at it from a point of duality which is wasting your time because you are one ☝️
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the-record · 10 months
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electric touch
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synopsis: abby’s got a date with the cute girl from biology class… is she wrong to hope you want to stay?
pairing: highschool!abby x fem!reader
warnings: underage drinking and smoking, mentions of food but thats it!
a/n: this is much longer than what i normally write but i really feel i have to do these songs justice, i hope you like it <3
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‘ HOW MUCH I WANT YOU TO KISS ME ‘
just breathe, just relax, it’ll be okay just an hour till your car’s in the driveway just the first time ever hanging out with you, tonight i’ve got my money on things going badly got a history of stories ending sadly still hoping that the fire won’t burn me just one time just one time
“okay so, go over the plan with me one more time?” abby sighed as she tied her laces.
“she’s coming over here, and then we are leaving to go to ellies party. th-”
jerry cut her off with a question. “will there be alcohol and drugs at this party?” she groaned, falling back into her chair and letting her hair hang over the edge. “im your dad! i have to know these things.”
“yes, they’re will most likely be drugs and alcohol. but dont worry-“
“no drinking and driving.” jerrys tone was serious whilst abby mocked him with a smile.
“alright, alright i get it. and then you’re coming back home? and she’s staying the night, correct?”
abby nodded, a nervous smile on her face. her dad chuckled, turning back to his movie with a smirk.
“what?” abby pushed. he just shook his head as abby got more and more curious. “what? dad seriously, what’s funny!”
he looked at her, smiling to himself. how did his girl get so old so fast?
“nothing abs, you just… you remind me of me at your age.” he smiled, reminiscing his high school years. “all scared and anxious for your first date with this girl.”
“im not scared!” abby defended. her dad looked at her, a knowing look on his face, and she gave in. “okay fine… maybe a little. but shes just so nice! and, like, what if its awkward? or what if she ditches me at the party?” abby worried, picking at her cuticles.
jerry grabbed his daughters hands, pulling them towards him to bring her into a hug. abby sunk into him, letting herself relax. he placed a kiss to the top of her head before pulling away
“look sweetheart, its perfectly normal to be scared. i’m scared all the time. but, you cant let those fears get in the way of living your life and having fun.” he smiled at his girl. “if something happens, ill be up, just a phone call or drive away. and based off what youve told me, i dont think shes gonna leave you. just be yourself abs, and she’ll love you.”
a ding came from abby’s phone signaling your arrival. “thanks dad. i love you.” she grabbed her wallet and keys and headed to the door.
“love you too sweetheart. be safe!” he called out as the door shut.
all i know is this could either break my heart or bring it back to life got a feeling your electric touch could fill this ghost town with life and i want you now want to need you forever in the heat of your electric touch
you got out of your car as you watched abby walk out her front door. a bright smile adorned your face as you greeted her with a hug and kiss on the cheek. when you pulled away, you couldnt help but laugh at the blush on her cheeks.
“what? do i have something on my face?” she moved her hand around her face, trying to wipe off whatever you were staring at.
you laughed, pulling her hand from her face. “no! you just look really cute when you blush.”
she suddenly felt her cheeks warm more, laughing with you. “thank you… uhm, should we get going then?”
“what, i dont get to meet the famous jerry?” you joked, heading to the passenger side of her car. abby rushed to beat you, opening the door for you. “quite the gentleman.”
she shook her head with a smile as she shut your door, jogging over to the drivers side and getting in. “the famous jerry will be here when we get back, don’t you worry.”
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abbys worries disapted on the ride to ellie’s. she felt the relief flood her body as you both kept up conversation and smiles the whole way. her eyes caught yours at red lights and stop signs, and she couldn’t help but think, as cheesy as it sounds, that she felt sparks fly.
the party had long started before you both arrived, music loud and people filtering through rooms. she spotted ellie across the way and moved to go say hi when she felt your hand envelop hers. she turned back with a shy smile before continuing towards her friends.
“abby! fuck yeah, glad you made it.” the brunette pulled her into a half hug, your hands still together. “and who is this? abby, please introduce your guest.” ellie teased.
she told everyone your name, pulling you closer to her. “its nice to meet you!” you smiled warmly at ellie, holding abby’s hand a little tighter.
“indeed it is! i’m ellie and, this is my girlfriend dina,” another girl saddled up next to ellie, an arm around her neck. “and the idiots over there,” she pointed to two guys playing beer pong. “they are manny and jesse. they insisted on stereotypical movie party shit.”
you saw abby shake her head out of the corner of your eye as you laughed. dina moved to grab your free hand. “c’mon, lets grab drinks.” she looked at ellie and abby. “yall want anything?” they both shook their heads so she led you away.
the kitchen was not nearly as hectic as the rest of the house, granting you both a slice of peace. “so…” she moved around, pouring herself a drink. “how did you and abby meet?”
“shes in my ap bio class, mr. angler?” you copied her, pouring your own drink.
she whistled low. “no shit, i heard his class is like, insanely difficult.” you nodded with a small laugh. “pretty and smart, abby picked well.” you blushed, taking a sip of your drink. “alright, lets go. i wanna get high and ellie has the weed.”
i’ve been left in the rain, lost and pining i’m trying hard not to look like im trying ‘cause every time i tried hard for love it fell apart ive gotten used to no one calling my phone ive grown accustomed to sleeping alone still i know that all it takes is to get it right just one time just one time
“you want a sip?” you questioned quietly, as not to disturb the group.
you were sitting tucked into abby’s side, her arm behind you on the couch. “nah, i’m not drinking tonight.”
“neither am i, its just coke.”
“well in that case…” she grabbed the cup, taking a sip and holding it in her lap so you could easily take it back.
a joint was slowly going around as everyone conversed. abby passed on it, handing it to you. she watched you take a hit before continuing your conversation with ellie.
she stared at you, watching as you talked to ellie about something or other. she couldnt help but admire you, getting lost in her own in head.
“you okay?” your voice brought her back to reality, your eyes staring into hers, a gentle smile on your face. she nodded and you turned back to ellie, leaning slightly more into abby. “i took astronomy as an elective last year, and i honestly really loved it.”
you felt one of abby’s hands grab your own, messing at the rings on your fingers. your eyes only flickered down for a second as you listened to ellie speak passionately on her love for space. her voice was quickly cut off as manny and jesse called for a round of beer pong.
ellie groaned, but went after them. you and abby followed suit, her helping you up and off the couch. she stood behind you, an arm around your waist, leading you to blush this time. one hand on your hip while the other held your cup.
they decided to play teams, ellie with jessie and dina with manny, while you and abby opted to watch and talk.
“can we get food after this?” you asked, leaning back into her. “fries and a chocolate shake sound so good right now.”
“whatever you want pretty.”
she smiled as she watched you get nervous, pulling you in tighter.
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“2 large fries and a chocolate shake, please.” the attendant told abby the price before she pulled up to the next window. you moved to pull out your wallet, but abby already had cash out and in the hand of the cashier.
“abs what the fuck. why didnt you let me pay?” you all but whined, as you waited for the food.
“sorry pretty. maybe you can pay next time.” that put a smile on your face.
“next time?”
“yea, next time.”
all i know is this could either break my heart or bring it back to life got a feeling your electric touch could fill this ghost town with life and i want you now want to need you forever in the heat of your electric touch
“abby, how have you never had fries dipped in a milkshake!”
“i dont know,” she laughed. “i didnt even know that was a thing.”
you dipped a fry in the shake, “well it is. here, try it.” you held out the snack for her.
she’d pulled into the parking lot after getting your food to eat and talk. she noticed how perfectly the light hit your face, and couldnt help but want to tell you.
“you’re really pretty.” she watched you smile shyly before taking the fry from you. “damn, this is really good.” you only nodded. “sorry, did i mess this up?”
“no, im just really nervous.” you confessed.
“honestly… same.”
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“dad? i’m home!” she hung up her keys and jacket while pulling off her shoes. you copied her, leaving your coat beside hers and shoes at the door.
“in the living room!” she smiled back at you before leading you through her house. “hi abs, and hello! ive heard so much about you.” abby kicked his foot and he held out a hand for you to shake. “alright, okay. im jerry, very nice to meet you.”
you smiled, shaking his hand. “its nice to meet you too. ive heard lots about you as well.” you tried and failed to say anything more.
you and abby stood there for a moment before abby broke the silence. “we’re gonna go upstairs, love you.” she took your hand, leading you up to her room.
“love you too!”
she made her way to her bed, settling in, as you looked around her room. you looked closely at old photos and nicknacks she had accumulated over the years. “your rooms so cute.”
“thank you.” she smiled as you ran your fingers along her book shelf. “wanna watch a movie?” she asked, already turning on her laptop. you nodded and sat down beside her. “whatd’ya wanna watch?”
“can we watch ‘10 things i hate about you’? ive got a thing for kat.”
i was thinking just one time just one time maybe the stars align just one time and maybe i call you mine and you wont need space or string me along while you decide and just one time just one time maybe the moments right moments right its 8:05 and i see two headlights
“whats your favorite movie?” you asked, playing with a strand of hair on the side of her face.
“probably ‘tangled’ its such a classic.” she smiled at you, rubbing little patterns into your knee. “favorite book?”
“ooo, it’s gotta be ‘the seven husbands of evelyn hugo’.” she nodded along. “what is your favorite childhood memory?”
abby thought for a moment before answering. “probably this one time at the zoo with my dad.” she smiled. “i was maybe 10? it was a really hot day and i was especially grumpy for whatever reason. i remember being really upset because they had this splash pad thing, but i didnt have a swimsuit to wear. i kinda just pouted until my dad decides to rip off his shirt and run in. i was really confused and just kinda confused until he pulled me in with him.” you smiled, finding it sweet. “whats the craziest thing youve ever done?”
you hummed in thought. “honestly i don’t feel like ive ever done anything really crazy. i do love dancing in the rain though.” you smiled as you remembered. “one time i was at a friends, and we and some other people were all just hanging out outside listening to some music when it starts pouring. we didnt even really think to at first, but then some song came on that mentioned dancing in the rain and we just got up and danced. we both ended up completely soaked but couldn’t find it in ourselves to care.”
abby’s eyes stayed on you the entire time. you couldnt help but stare back at her. admiring her.
the little bump on her nose. how her bottom lip was fuller than the top one. the scar on her forehead. the freckles that littered her face. how captivating her eyes were.
“what are you think about right now?”
“how stunning you are.” she replied honestly. “what about you? what are you thinking about?”
“how much i want you to kiss me.”
she leaned in and captured your lips in hers before she could even think to stop herself.
all i know is this could either break my heart or bring it back to life got a feeling your electric touch all i know is this could either break my heart or bring it back to life got a feeling your electric touch could fill this ghost town with life
“wow.” you whispered into the quiet of her room.
“wow.” she whispered back. “can i do that again?”
and i want you now want to need you forever in the heat of you electric touch
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silversoulstardust · 9 months
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Hi YES i'd love to see ur ver of law! ((And if i werent shy af id also love to share mine (prob might just slide into ur dms w this one c.c))) If it happens it's gna be pretty underwhelming tho. my plan so far is zou-time law (sans kikoku) bc i think it's the only outfit i can try to pull off ahhh, if even that.
So im currently looking around the secondhands for a white baseball cap (it's so hard to find one without some text on it? Jfc. But ye gna put spots on it w a marker); a black dressshirt; jeans that i might also paint with spots but tbh im too scared ill ruin em (and i only have one pair of blue jeans xD i wear black usually); +plus i'll buy some facepaint n do the tattoos!!; The only one thing i actually have so far at the ready is a black wig, purely by chance. Idk if ill manage the rest in time ahhh.
Whats funny is that im gna be at that con for around 3-4hours tops, and my only motivation to do law is because i wanna let ppl know that i wanna talk ab him asffghjjkl (tho i might be too awkward to actually hold a convo lmao thatll be funny. In and out.). My whole idea w going to that con started actually PURELY bc im deeply hiperfixated w law rn (and by 'right now' i mean 'for the last two months', ever since i read the most recent spoiler regarding him n drowned in the fandom again ahah), and im having a very minimal outlet socially ahh. The next anime-related con i could attend would be in winter.. i dont wanna wait that long..
Sorry for the long message asdfgh it got away from me. ALSO just saw the pool noodle!! Love the idea!!!! We need thorough updates on the progress!!!! (ofc as long as u wanna keep doing em v.v)
bestie there's no such thing as underwhelming cosplay!! it's either you do or you don't and if you do? you already deserve a star bc at least you tried! ⭐ I know how some people are very particular and want it to follow their character design to a perfect t but you also need to consider time and resources for it. some people can afford to buy expensive props while others have to make it from scratch and I think that's the fun part of cosplaying that is lost these days. you have to get crafty ^-^
ashjkl also mildly related to this I love watching hijabi cosplayers getting creative with their costumes whilst covering themselves properly. I think I'm gonna take a leaf out of their book and wear my yellow blouse and make it a modest version of law so I don't have to draw all over my chest lol. I recently cut my hair to a short wolf cut and it's naturally black so that part is settled too :] don't paint on your jeans, though!! it's pretty risky. maybe buy a black cloth duct tape and cut it into small round shapes and paste it on? that's what I'm planning to do to my jeans too hehe
and I feel you on wanting to talk about your fav character with other people!! honestly I can't shut up about luffy even for a second. I went to a concert with another tumblr mutual recently and one piece was all I talked about lol. but since I'm a big lawlu believer I can't help but love torao too 💛
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escriturasss · 2 years
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-Do you think he's alive?
-Of course he is. Cant you hear the beap sound of his heart?
The what?
Oh. Yeah.
He can hear it.
-Well i mean with the experience he had, i dont blame him to take a long nap. Auch!
Heh. Someone been slaped.
-Did he smile!?!?
-Shut up, Dustin. Till a minute you thought he was dead.
-I DIDNT.
-YES YOU DID.
-Yeah you did.
-EDDIE!!!
Eddie opened his eyes and squinted at the light above him. He turned to the left, noticing the wires and monitors showing his heart beats and pulse presure. Continuing scanning his room, he could see Dustin and Robin.
-Where... Am i?- God his throat felt so dry.
-EDDIE OH MY GOD ARE YOU ALRIGHT?
-DUSTIN STOP. -Robin grabes him by his arm and janked him off to his chair. -You are in the hospital. Here, some water.
-IM GONNA CALL THE NURSE.
Eddie snorted and turned his gaze to Robin.
-So... How much time i was in here?
-Like a week or so.
-How did i end up here?
-Eleven brought you. You were floating and everything.
Eddie nodded. He remembered being eaten by bloody bats, Dustin crying, his speech of not running away... God that was so embarrasing. Why did he even do that? The adrenaline? To be a fucking hero? God that was so...
-STUPID. THAT WAS STUPID.
-Steve! Stop!
Steve entered the room looking furious. Dustin and Max were trying to (and failing) to calm him down.
-What was stupid, Harrington?
Steves head snapped towards him, eyes wide and mouth hanging a little bit open. He could see the exact moment his tense shoulders relaxed and his gaze showed relief and content.
-Oh thank god youre alive.-exclamed while engulfing him in a hug. Or whatever thing he was doing.
-Me too, Steve. Me too.
-WHAT, DID YOU THINK 'oh no! I always run away from my issues so maybe i can play the hero slash decoy and save my friends!' i want to smack you so bad in the head but youre in the hospital and i...
Eddie smiled and teased -you can punch me when i get out of here, if you want.
Steve scoffed and furrowed his eyebrows- if there was an exact moment you needed to run, IT WAS THAT!
He rolled his eyes, he just woke up for gods sake. His body hurted, breathing hurted, moving hurted, existing hurted. Thankfully, Robin caught upon that and grabed Steve by his collar and tuged him off.
-Alright, dingus. For someone so worried and sleep deprived, you sure have a lot to say.
-But...
-TO SLEEP.
Sighing in defeat, Steve got off the room threatening Eddie with a glare and mouthing 'ill kill you'.
Damn he could kill him whenever.
Anyways.
He is hungry.
-i want ravioli.
Dustin snorted.
-Ill get the nurse.
-Thank you my sweety pooh.
-Dont ever call me that again.
-Yes, sir.
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Ravioli was his favourite food. Its, actually. It really is! But something about this meal is ticking him off. The colour of the sauce, the smell, the flavor, the weird squared shaped pasta...
He started eating.
Fucking gross.
He began to cough and narrowed his eyes. God it hurted so much. He accepted the glass of water Dustin offered.
-Are you okay?
Eddie nodded.
He was weirdly okay.
-I think my body is rejecting it.
The nurse, who was tyding the room, eyed him and began to check him.
-Sometimes, after a big trauma for the body, it goes thru a healing process and cant digest some things. But you have nothing wrong. Actually, you are healing very fast. Must be your awesome inmune system.
Ok, Eddie didnt have an 'awesome inmune system', he gets sick every minimum climate change. A cold morning and a warm evening? A cold. He goes outside in a windy day? He gets fever.
So why the fuck does he have an 'awesome inmune system'?
-How... how did you know that?
The nurses face perked up, smiled and started to explain to him that, due to his worrying blood loss they had to do a blood analisis(?) and study it for helping on the recovery.
-Who could have thought you are AB+? You made our job easier. Anyways im gonna get you some cherry gelatin.
He... He is not ab positive.
-Eddie, is everything alright?
-Dustin im, im not ab positive- his friend looked at him like he grown another head.
-Dude de test was clinic i thing you are.
-I received a lot of transfussion due to me getting sick when i was yourger. I think i know what blood type i am. I am O negative. I can done to everyone but receive O negative.
Eddie felt a pang in his chest, Dustin didnt believe him. His friend noticed and reassured he, in fact, believed him.
-Okay, listen. We were joking when you were in a coma. We theorized that maybe you could become a vampire, you know, being bitten by bloodthirsty bats and surviving and everything. But what if...
-What if i really start to become a vampire?- Eddie finished his train of thoughts- thats, actually imposible right?
-I dont know, man. After fighting monsters from another dimension and they cassualy fits D&D bosses... Maybe...
Eddie glanced nervously at Dustin, watching his gears working in his mind. God he felt so useless, he is a Dungeon Master god dammit! He knows every character in the game. But he cant think straight. He just, cant.
-EDDIE!- Dustin suddenly called, as if he werent in a fucking bed in front of him. -Appart from your blood type? Do you have another thing you think is weird?
-Um, i dont know?- How the fuck would he know? He didnt make a list about weird symptons that started after a woke up from a coma induced by being eaten by interdimensional bats: number one, his change on blood type; number two - I COULDNT EAT MY RAVIOLI. I LOVE RAVIOLI.
Dustin widdened his eyes and shouted- I ASKED THEM TO PUT A LOT OF GARLIC AND CHEESE IN IT. GARLIC, EDDIE.
-MY STOMACHS FEELS WEIRDLY OKAY.
He got the covers off of his body and started lifting his hospital clothes.
-Ew! Dude! Warn a guy next time- Dustin covered his eyes and turned away. He smiled.
-That wasnt what he said.
-Oh my god!
He lifted his gown to reveal his abdomen.
He.
He almost didnt have any scars.
-Dustin?
The boy turned at him after hearing the horror in Eddies voice.
-I dont have any scars.
Running to him, Dustin traced his fingers thru his abdomen and sides. Drawing every scar with his fingers and whispering 'this cant be real' 'oh my gods' and 'another shit to deal' 'give me a break'.
-Ok so, youre the smart one, tell me another thing we can do to prove im converting to a vampire.
-To what are you converting into?
Both Dustin and Eddie turned their heads towards the open door, Steve leaning in.
-STEVE, MATE. You woke up!
-Yeah, yeah. Answer. Now.
-We think Eddie is turning into a vampire.
Eddie blushed embarrased. For fucks sake, what is he? A schoolgirl?
Well, tecnicaly he IS in school. So.
-A vampire-repeated Steve arching an eyebrow.
-Yes.-Confirmed Dustin.
-Like, Dracula vampire.
-Yes.
Nodding and grabbing his hair, he let out a deep sigh-Alright man, have you ever been to my house?
-Um, no.
-STEVE YOU ARE A GENIUS.- Yelled Dustin that went to hug him.
-Im pretty smart actually. All of you are smartest than me and probably all of Hawkins.- Steve turned his gaze to Eddie and with a smile said-When you get out of here, we can trow a welcome gathering, all upside down survivors, y'know. And we can prove Dustins weird theory.
-Its not a theory!
-Alright, alright- said Steve with his hands in the air, showing defeat. -Wattcha say?
-Yeah, sure. Why not?
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chuuya-centric · 3 years
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down CATACLYSMICALLY 🤕
character: chuuya nakahara
genre: fluff, smut
warnings: gn afab reader, no pronouns used, alcohol mentions / use ? unorganized as FUCK — read at your own risk 🚶 these r also much longer than i originally intended 🤒🤕 they get kinda bad at the end bc im lazy asf and just wanted to be done with these im sorry yall LMAOO
↬he he i he he i i hhnhshgghfgg
↬lord please god passionate+romantic sex with this man is all i ask you for please ill never ask for anything ever again 🙏🙏🙏
↬now i would like to start this with a disclaimer by saying chuuya is usually vv rough and passionate and would manhandle your ass 😁🤞 however these hcs will be like 🧍 slow ................. and passionate ??? not gentle per se but just romantic amd uhm very much "love making" if u will 💯
↬sensual ?? i think ????
↬hhndhsgh ik we're all horny and just wanna be used like a ragdoll but please hear me out yall
↬emotional and passionate sex !!!!!!!!! this usually happens whenever chuuya gets drunk (bc i think he is a v emotional drunk, and if he's w his s/o i think he gets vv sentimental / touchy-feely
↬ofc if you say no or reject his advances he wont do anything other than cling to ur side but if u dont do anything to stop him you will 100% be in his bed by the end of the night 🔥🔥
↬starts out as him havin a lil too much to drink nothin new yk and then he gets more touchy / physically clingy than usual 🧎
↬a lil off topic but he would absolutely fight anyone who tried to flirt w you / anyone who looked at u the wrong way LMAOOO not saying u have to babysit him but 🧑‍🦯🧑‍🦯 taking him back home would be the smart thing to do as to avoid bar fights
↬but back on track i think chuuya would refuse to leave your side 💀 he would be all over u so unless ur into like hardcore pda u fr better take him home 💀💀
↬he's a horny menace 😕👎
↬okay so blah blah blah yall r back home now what ? now he rlly starts getting emotional 🚶 he's just so grateful to have u in his life and he loves you so much and what if he's not good enough for you ???? how could u love someone like him ?????? what if— please just shut him up with a tender kiss 🤒☹️ tell him u love him very much
↬he............hhbbgdgshhhh i was talking to @chuuyasbf ab this but dhshsbhhhhhh we came to the conclusion that he'd like smother u in kisses oh my fucking god 💔🙏 like he'd just cover your mf face in kisses and i— bursts into tears
↬now by this point this is where he'll start communicating his feelings thru actions rather than words so please expect a very heated makeout session (that leads up to the best sex of ur life 😏)
↬"he just goes “oops, missed a spot *kiss* oops, theres another one *kiss*" - @chuuyasbf and i honestly could not agree more please 🧎🧎 hhnbbhghghh
↬but back to the makeout session it started after u shut him up w that kiss yk and u were both just sitting on the couch, originally basking in the others presence, before the words just started flowing so ofc u gave him a lil kiss n told him he was enough and that u loved him so so much and he pulled you back for another n another til u were sitting on his lap w his tongue in ur mouth
↬and things progressed n progressed n next thing yk he's got you intoxicated (his kisses r life changing ok 🤨🕶️🤏 even if he were sober it'd just be hjndhdghgggh) but like yall know when ur grinding against them n they buck their hips up a lil ? yeah <33
↬HE'S SO HANDSY OMFG ESP IF YOURE SITTING IN HIS LAP 🙏🙏🙏 after he's pulled you as close to him as humanly possible (im talkin chest-to-chest, hip-to-hip — he is a very intimate person and greatly enjoys physical touch argue w the wall ab it) his hands go from finding purchase on ur hips and guiding your movements to pulling at ur hair to feeling u up to running his fingers up n down ur back to helping you take your shirt off. he cannot for the life of him keep his hands to himself
↬in reality he'd shift you onto his thigh before making ur neck his next target for his kisses (and hickies)
↬when you start whining for more and saying his kisses aren't enough, thats when he'll sober up enough to be snapped back to reality n to carry you to his room 🧎 or so you thought 😚
↬confused, u didn't get the hint until he bounced his leg, once, twice, oh— and even after you'd understood what he wanted you to do, he'd grab ur hips and completey take control of the pace n grind u against his thigh almost agonizingly slow, all while leaving some awfuy dark hickies on ur lower neck n a handful on ur collarbones
↬ofc theres some muttered praise and "i love yous" as well. he'll tell you how good you look, getting off on his thigh like this
↬he'll take u back to his room only after you've cum against his thigh 🧎🧎 consider it a warm up LMFAOO
↬when he finally does get up from the couch, he'll probably use his ability to help stablize yall a little 💀 (he had a lil too much to drink pls dont clown him)
↬whereas he'd normally toss u onto the bed, this time he took his time to set u down gently before settling down in between ur thighs and— hey wait a damn minute when did this mf find the time to get your pants off huh—
↬aye speaking of which i think chuuya is rlly big on eye contact regardless bc its honestly just vv intimate to him 🧐🚶
↬yall know when they like ............. when theyre like caressing / holding your thigh n looking up at u n they kiss ur inner thigh while maintaining eye contact or whatever ...................... <33
↬i think his praise kink especially shines thru when he gets drunk bc he will take his mf time covering you in kisses and hickies all while showering u in praise n telling u how beautiful u r and ab how much he loves you
↬he knows his words usually tend to be / sound harsh, but at the end of the day he loves you sm more than words will ever be able to convey :((
↬def tries to make up for that (when he's drunk 🙄 emotionally inarticulate ass 🚶) by showering you in praise and doing his best to be tender and gentle
↬and to be fair he'd be content w smothering u in praise and kisses for the rest of the night n probably would if u let him 🧎🧎 please snap this mf back to reality by yanking his hair n whining for more
↬in which case he will be happy to oblige 😚 he's def the type of person to get off on his partners pleasure so that being said this mf will make sure u cum on his tongue at least twice before properly fucking you
↬whenever hes drunk he tends set a rather slow pace but dont let that fool you 🧎 the entire thing is so fucking intimate oh my lord you will be seeing stars by the time he's done w you
↬his thrusts r much deeper n more precise than usual and he puts one of ur legs on his shoulder and has the other pressed up by ur head it really just enhances everything yk ?? 😁😁 (mating press kinda ??????? not exactly but)
↬he ends up alternating between leaving (more) hickies on ur neck n shoulders and actually kissing you as well (your lips r gon be bruised asf by the end of it all sorry 🔥💯)
↬even drunk he loves to overstimulate you omfg 🤤 loves seeing you get all teary-eyed from the pleasure (even better if u actually cry 😏🕶️🤏) bc to him it shows that he's done a good job
↬aftercare w drunk chuuya is a lil sloppy tbh 😕 probably immiediately passes tf still inside u after pressing like a final kiss to ur forehead LMFAOOO
↬but dw he makes it up to u in the morning !!!!! after taking care of his hangover first tho 💀 once he's feeling better himself, he'll def offer to draw u a bath and, lets pretend he has the day off here, after that all he rlly wants to do is cuddle for the rest of the morning
↬do not bring up how clingy he was last night LMFAOOO his face will get so red so fast (unless ofc thats ur goal in which case go right on ahead 😚😚😚)
↬please do, however, kiss his forehead and tell him that u love him n that he did a good job last night
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hello-yue-here · 2 years
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my dad is an asshole AND WERE MAKING IT A STORYTIME AB ATLA LETS GO
okay so i am terrified of large bugs. like little ants n ladybugs are fine and whatnot. but BEETLES???? SPIDERS??? CRICKETS??? heeeeellllllll no besties. i am not equipped. i went on a date and my date took me to a museum that she frequents that i had never been to and was like “i wanna show u my favorite part” AND IT WAS THE BUG ROOM. i couldnt even look at the bugs i kept my eyes shut or looked away until she said something like “okay the beetles are gone now its just butterflies” she was very sweet ab it all lol it was a fun date. ANYWAYS that was just to demonstrate how much i fucking despise bugs. literally despise them.
today i was in my basement and there was a goddamn SPRICKET at the bottom of the stairs. for those of you who dont know i spricket is a spider cricket and they are HUUUUGE. literally the size of like,,, three quarters. and these motherfuckers are FAST and WILL JUMP ON YOU. and i asked my dad to come kill it (im sorry everyone who likes to capture them and take them outside i think that is very noble and i wish i could be like you but nope nope nope nope kill the spricket kill it) anyways heres that interaction but between aang and kya because i feel out of all of aangs kids bumi would wanna keep it as a pet, tenzin would try to release it, and kya would just be straight up terrified because fuck bugs. lets begin
kya: dad plz come downstairs and kill this bug for me
aang: im not killing a bug just take it outside
kya: but its huge!
aang: but what if it has a little bug family waiting for him to come home?!🥺
kya: I DONT CARE IT COULD JUMP ON ME
aang: havent you ever seen a bugs life?
kya: YES AND I HATED IT
aang: kya please im very tired just leave the room im sure the bug will go away on its own
kya: its blocking the exit!!
aang: oh my goodness kya if i come down there and get rid of the bug will you let me sleep?
kya: yes
aang: okay ill take it outside just to get it out of your hair
kya: WHY DID YOU HAVE TO BRING UP MY HAIR?!?!? NOW IM GONNA BE PARANOID ABOUT BUGS IN MY HAIR!!!
aang: kya its not gonna hurt you. just show me where it is
kya: *points*
aang: *starts to herd the bug out*
bug: hehehe im gonna jump around and get closer to kya
kya: *standing on the couch on the verge of tears*
aang: oh wow you really hate bugs huh.
kya: was i not clear before
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sortagaysortahigh · 4 years
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Everytime you realized Rafe Cameron was whipped.
When i was writing whipped these are some of the things i thought ab. So i decided to make them into a headcannon thing. I love soft Rafe and Rafe in general he’s my fav murderer even tho he’s not a murderer in my fics
Warnings: mentions of sex, drug use, some violence, Rafe Cameron 😩🥰
You would call him at 2am because you missed the sound of his voice and he stayed on the phone while he made his way over to you
He had a drawer full of his clothes in your room
He stayed over every night when he came to see you, leaving after the both of you woke up, he had a routine with you.
When he woke up you’d b sleeping still so he’d wake you up, give you whatever shirt he was wearing the night before, the two of you would brush your teeth together and wash your faces, then he’d get dressed
Taking showers with you and washing your hair and your back, tracing his fingers over your skin
“You should get my name tattooed” “what the fuck no, are you gonna get mine tattooed” “just give me the word and ill do it baby” “maybe one day”
Taking baths with you, sometimes he was sat between your legs and you’d massage his shoulders “why are you so tense” “because life stresses me out”
making him meditate and do yoga with you “this shit is dumb” “stop complaining and do it” “sToP cOmPlAiNiNg AnD dO iT”
“Okay i feel better” “i told you it would help”
He made you a playlist with all of his favorite songs after you complained about him never remembering song names
Giving you quick kisses at red lights
He loved the cute names you called him: baby, babe, bubba, bub, honeybun, sweetheart, idiot
He thought it was adorable when you insulted him, he knew you were never serious
“You look like a douchebag in that shirt” “okay but Im your douchebag, besides you love the stripes”
Going through his photos with him and realizing half of them were of you
He took a few ferry trips to buy you your favorite flowers from the mainland
Sat through an entire twilight binge with you, he complained at first then he cried at bella and edwards wedding.
Holding your hand anytime the two of you went anywhere
Holding your hands while you had sex
He was the jealous type, he always gave the guys you spoke to dirty looks and you’d elbow him and tell him to stop
“Bub it’s just Topper, do you really think Id ever do anything with Top?” “You used to flirt with him all the time” “yea and give him blue balls. Why would I want him when I have you”
“Are you jealous of JJ? Baby he’s 17, I’m not into younger guys” “But im younger than you” “by a month shut the hell up”
As soon as you told him to stop trying to start a fight he would, walking away and wrapping an arm around your waist
He would scoff and pout about how you made him look like a bitch later that night “stop acting like you’re twelve Rafe” “but you keep making me look like a bitch”
Topper and Kelce both told you they were glad Rafe had you in his life
Laughing at your inside jokes when you werent around then looking at his friends and saying “you had to be there”
He was your date to midsummers and he teared up when he saw you. “Dont start crying Cameron.” “I’m not crying y/l/n”
When your semester started he helped you with some of your classes. Pulling all nighters to help you study for exams
He helped you make a vision board-or at least he tried to help you
You ended up having sex on the floor next to the board
He took you to one of the state fairs on the main land, taking pictures of you and spending half an hour trying to win you a stuffed zebra
He’d kiss your forehead when you were nervous about something then say something like “you’ll do amazing because you’re smart and really hot”
He braided your hair, or tried to, he needed a lot of instruction “Baby I look like a palm tree” “I’m trying my best”
Making tik toks with him and calling him a simp, somehow getting him to call you daddy, the towel trend
He convinced you to make a sex tape, but you were in charge the entire time
When your snapchat streak hit 100 days he sent you a picture smiling with his middle finger up and captioned it “100 days so you’re stuck with me forever”
You always made him slow dance with you under the stars and he tried to complain but would spin you around. “So much for not dancing huh” “y/n i should drop you”
Kissing in the rain
He kept his coke usage to a minimum, everytime he’d think about doing more than two lines at a party he’d look at you and hand the card back to kelce or top
Punching a touron in the face for trying to flirt with you. “Baby was that necessary” “Yes.”
Anytime Ward would lecture him on getting his shit together he’d call you and sit on the phone with you for hours
Or he’d go see you, letting you be the big spoon and run your hands through his hair
He would tell you more and more about his childhood and then crack jokes about how you were an asshole as a kid
“You were always getting into fights at recess, who the hell gets mad over a swing” “she stole my spot on the swing! She basically asked to get punched” “yeah okay baby”
Defending you at a family dinner, telling your father there was so much more to you and that you deserved everything and more
Introducing you to his entire family at their family reunion. Bragging about you and your accomplishments making you blush
He told you he loved you that night when the two of you were sitting on the roof outside of his window.
You made love that night for hours until Sarah started banging on the door telling you both to shut the hell up
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warmau · 4 years
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★ donation request: rich kid!au hongseok
judging by the huge amount of applause that’s just come from outside of the gym
you assume that means that the star of this show has just arrived
other volunteers start running around, frazzled and worried
this one - yang hongseok - is known to be a bit of a,,,,,,,,handful
which you don’t understand 
the guys just another athlete like everyone else 
granted he has won an insane amount of titles in such a short amount of time
and is currently the world champion of his boxing class
(oh -  you know - is well on his way to being a self-made millionaire)
you just ,,,,, don’t get it
how can you be moody and snappy when your life revolves around punching people - like get your anger out in the ring, dude.
either way, scoring such a huge star for your charity work is amazing 
so you’re going to bend to his every will, even if you spend the majority of the time hating it
hongseok strolls in, followed by his manager - kino - who you spent most of your time talking to on the phone in order to set this up
you introduce yourself to him and shake his hand, he’s been nothing but nice 
your worry is all but focused on hongseok
your charity is all about working with kids and helping them get into free sports programs
which means a lot of the people in attendance are innocent children 
so you hope hongseok keeps it ,,,,,, together
he shakes your hand - but seems almost annoyed by it - taking the glasses he’s wearing off and chucking them toward kino
“how long is this gonna take?”
is the first thing he asks and you’re already gritting your teeth
“only half an hour, we want you to talk to the kids about how you got into boxing and then take some photo-”
“kino, did they say photo-op? i never agreed to that.”
kino looks like he’s gritting his teeth too, but he’s probably so used to the treatment that he just pats hongseok’s shoulder
“it’s only two or three photos. it’ll look so good for your publicity hong”
hongseok shrugs his hand off, but veers off toward the table where your volunteers have set up drinks
kino gives you an apologetic smile as he follows suit and you just stand there gripping the clipboard in your hands so hard you think you might break it
it’s only been 5 seconds and i already know - i hate him.
you turn you attention away from hongseok though, you’ve got to make sure the gym is prepped and the kids who’ve come out to hear hongseok speak are all here
as you pass by, you hear hongseok mutter something about how this place is subpar and hot 
you wish you could tell him to shut it, he’s an athlete - a little sweat won’t hurt him
but instead you remind yourself: you need this, and the kids need this.
when you’re done and you’re ready to introduce hongseok to the eager crowd
you walk over to let him know, he has his glasses on again and when you tell him everything is ready 
he barely reacts - just stands up and takes off the denim jacket he’s wearing
it’s hard not to stare - the shirt is black and tight, and he’s a boxer so his body looks like its been carved from marble
but you make a point to focus your eyes on your clipboard and not on his dumb, beautiful face
hongseok notes that you aren’t oggling like just about everyone else 
as you lead him toward the gym, you have the urge to say something - to beg him not to put on that bravado hes known for when hes both out of the ring and in it
sometimes, he gets a little scary and mean, and these are kids so -
you skid to a stop and turn, hongseok raises an eyebrow and an annoyed look paints his otherwise (stupid, but godly) face
“um,,,,,,just so you know - the kids out there respect you, and they all think you’re cool so im hoping you can just,,,,,be professional?”
his mouth thins into a line
“oh, so you think im going to go out there and act like a jackass?”
“no-”
yes, that’s what im worried about genius.
“no, im just - theyre all young so-”
he doesn’t bother to let you finish, instead he walks right on past you and out into the gym
the kids roar into applause and you pale - you were supposed to go out there and introduce him!!!!
but its too late, and you swallow the horror that building up in your stomach 
because you feel like you just made everything so much worse-
“hi kids, im hongseok and im here to teach you that everyone in this room can follow their dreams! i followed mine and now im a?”
he points the microphone toward the crowd as everyone cheers out the words “world champion”
hongseok laughs, a big and warm smile on his face
and you blink in surprise because
oh my god, he’s doing really well actually?!!??!
the whole event goes so smoothly that you almost dont believe its happening
hongseok not only connects with the kids and plays with them well, but the photo-op he was dreading so much - is so sweet
hongseok is letting kids hang off his bicepes, he’s picking kids up on his shoulders, he’s letting them play with his boxing gloves and even has kino bring out some merch he has signed to give out
you’re in awe - this is not the snooty, flashy dude you saw half an hour ago
and whose been splayed across online news pages since he debuted in the boxing scene
he’s just,,,,,,,,,,,,nice
but then again - you remember what kino had said:this is good publicity
it could all just be an act
one of your volunteers, tall and often lost looking yuto, taps your shoulder and asks if you can go get some supplies from the charity van you guys have out back
you agree, rushing over to get the things and as you’re piling out the boxes full of tshirts and applications packets
you hear the back door open
you’re half hidden by the car, but you immediately recognize kino’s voice and ,,,,,,, hongseoks?
“i want to sponsor all of the kids.”
“hongseok, that’s gonna be a hefty check you know?”
“doesn’t matter, but don’t put my name on it - just make sure the charity people know those kids are all going to be able to pick whatever program they want and ill pay for uniforms or baseball bats or whatever they need.”
“alright, ill go find the manager.”
you almost drop the box you’re holding - there are over fifty kids in there and he’s going to sponsor all of them?!?!?! and not for the free publicity?!?!?
you rush back inside, dropping the boxes in yuto’s hands who gives you a confused look as soon as you ask where hongseok is
he tilts his head and you turn toward the gym, through the door you see hongseok is taking a couple of more photos and waving goodbye to the kids
kino finds you, and asks if you two can talk for a moment, but you shake your head
“i need to talk to hongseok.”
standing out back in the parking lot, you thank him - embarrassed about how you had acted before
“i heard you say you wanted to sponsor all the kids, and im going to be honest i -”
“you thought i was an asshole, just the way i am when im boxing or on a late night tv show right?”
you kind of give him a - can you blame me? kind of look and hongseok laughs again
up close, its brighter and more comforting then you imagined
“being a ‘softie’ doesnt get you far in my sport - so i act out, everyones like if you have abs like that whyd you ever be humble you know?”
you try not to giggle, but hongseok says its true 
“well thanks again, and i know it was rude of me to tell you to ‘act professional’ you-”
“listen, id do the same thing. plus, you are probably the first person with the balls to say it to me - you do know im a boxer right?”
you kind of fumble a little, because you dont know what to say
his tone is kinda flirty, but you’re trying not to think to much into it 
kino suddenly appears, reminding hongseok of another event he has to get to
he smiles and says another goodbye to you, before you have to ask
“wait- why don’t you want people to know you donated so much to us?”
“ah, same reason. the guys arent going to let me live it down when these photos of me letting kids crawl me like a tree get out so i cant imagine what theyd say if they know i spent most of my championship money to help out these kids and not buy like....a yacht.”
he waves again and you cant believe it but you feel something in your heart twinge
that night you get a voicemail from the number you’d used when talking to kino
you assume its a message from him about the event, but you’re surprised to hear hongseok’s voice when you play it
‘aside from the fact i donated a buttload to your charity - do you wanna have dinner sometime? i actually have enough money left over for that?’
you don’t believe your ears and play it back one million or so times
in the morning you drag yuto into a corner and play it for him
“do you thin its a prank?”
yuto scratches his head, “no - i think yang hongseok is interested in you.”
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hey-hamlet · 5 years
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BNHA AU Ideas : Quirkless Erasure
Also on AO3!
TL;DR: 
In some worlds, Midoriya Izuku is the first quirkless hero. But not in this one, not by far.
Because his homeroom teacher is the hero he's always looked up to: UA's first quirkless Pro Hero.
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Izuku isn't the only quirkless one, and Aizawa gets into the hero course via emotional devastation against his opponents.
anyway so: quirkless aizawa bc i need that
everyone thinks he has a quirk like emotional manipulation of something but no he's just fucking savage, he gets into the hero course bc he blasted the absolute shit out of mic
everything’s on youtube it’s one of the most viewed videos of all time
this aizawa's eyes are permanently gold bc i headcanon it's his quirk that makes his eyes black, not the colour they flash
"you yell because you have a constant fear no one is really listening to you. you play the class clown and don't try too hard so when you look back you think "i failed because i didn't try" not "i failed because i wasn't good enough""
"bro,,, bro what the fuck did i do to you"
aizawa isn’t even salty he’s quirkless tbh
"you're pushing this on me because it hurts, right? your loud, flashy but damaging quirk means the only thing people think you're useful for is heroics. did you want to do this, or is this the only way society will let you feel comfortable in the role it presses in on you"
"well being quirkless is rough but at least i cn be whatever i want to be"
mics just shell shocked mics not even using his quirk and everyone’s just uwu he’s erasing mics quirk
all aizawa does is walk is close and mutter "society thinks im worthless, which is rough. but you have to put your life on the line or you're nothing better than a villain to the people"
and just, lightly pushes him out of bounds
pls mics just in Love this guy tore him to fucking pieces but Damn
aizawa  helps him up off the floor
"so im probably not wrong but im a little sorry for saying it on live tv"
mic "youre amazing"
aizawa just goes bright red and starts sputtering
aizawa: the emotional devastation hero weakness: genuine compliments
consider 1A teacher aizawa just still made of emotional devastation, nezu made him promise not to use his powers of destruction on his children unless he was expelling them 
this is a quirkless izuku au too, mirio got ofa, allmight encouraged izuku to be a hero after the fight but had no quirk to give him and he manages to make his own way into the hero course
so izuku is a little analyst, gets mostly hero points but uses sharp rebar and poles to smash in the sensors of some robots, getting him a few non-rescue points either. Aizawa is watching like "oh interesting a non-combat quirk" and beside him allmight is vibrating with excitement
"he might actually do it!"
"who might do what"
allmight turns sheepishly to aizawa
"young midoriya on camera 6, he might just be the first quirkless student to pass the enterance exam to heroics straight up"
and aizawa can hardly watch anyone else for the rest of the exam, he adopts this kid on the fucking Spot
hes on the edge of his fucking seat, when nezu sends out the zero pointer. "this kid only needs 10 more points, just ten more" and izuku turns around to look at the 0 pointer and aizawa is like "fuck kid i hope you know what youre doing"
he manages to shove a piece of rebar into the treads, stoping it in its place. it tries to swat him like a bug but he just dives out of the way, picks up ochako and sprints and aizawa is like "holy shit holy shit these bastards better give this kid hero points for that"
like they are assigning final hero points and aizawa has to awkwardly put his hand up "i,,, should probably be excluded from giving midoriya hero points because i went from 0 to bias very very quickly"
allmight just nods sagely
"young midoriya be like that sometimes"
pls aizawa tries to act extra tough bc he can’t let anyone know he’s Adopted this child
for all izuku's brain hes useless w social stuff and thinks aizawa hates him but everyone else k n o w s
also izuku is the only person in 1A who knows ab aizawa's "quirk" and hes like, constantly vibrating w glee around the guy
aizawa walks in the first day, hears bakugo asking how this "quirkless bastard" got in, grabs bakugo w his scarf and yeets him into vlad’s room
"ok students, looks like we are a class of 19. any other comments before we start?"
and like everyone is so lost no one questions it
bakugo is screaming bloody murder until vlad "kindly" tells him ua has a strict no discrimination policy and aizawa would have been well within his rights to expel him
please nezu is like "uwu take one of 1B to make the classes even" and vlad is like "no ive already bonded tough cookies" vlad just adopts bakugo instantly
monoma and bakugou become bros, the baku-squad is 50% a thing, but its mostly 1B students but with pinning kiri. kendo and bakugo both keep monoma in line, monoma and kendo keep bakugo in line
during the sports festival shinsou is like "you must have a blessed quirk to get into the hero course"
and izuku just has this "really. this si what we're doing now" look on his face. hes just gesturing to shinso in exasperation, trying to make eye contact w aizawa hidden up in the commentary box
all you can hear from the box is aizawa quiet snickering as mic tries not to give the game away. he yeets shinso out of bonds and just hauls him back to his feet
"im quirkless you nonce"
"oh,,,"
"yeah, oh. what, gonna be embarrassed a quirkless kid kicked your ass?"
"nah i just feel bad for being a dick"
"ok you are the only valid person ive ever met, come meet my not-dad"
"wait what"
izuku fireman carries shinso into the announcers booth and just presents him to aizawa
you can just vaguely hear "no not kid" "but he'll be perfect" "kid this is live ask me after the festival" "but! hed be perfect! and you could train him to carry on your legacy of soul-crushing burns" "... hmmm"
"do i get a say in this?" "no" "nope"
mic just loudly saying "SO BEFORE WE WITNESS A CHILD CRY LIVE ON AIR AGAIN, AS ALWAYS HAPPENS IN THIS FESTIVAL, LETS START THE NEXT ROUND!"
there’s a counter “days since someone last cried: 0”
please its like "times cried durring all sports festivals" "average cry events" "number of times cried this festival"
aizawa being even more of a dad than canon, like hes a mess he sees on sad kid and he's like "wow that's my kid now"
he makes them soup when they get sick and leaves it outside their doors, refuses to admit its him doing it
soup cryptid
please mic is like 100% in love with him and had been for years but aizawa still has internal bias against the quirkless and thinks he's not good enough for mic so he cant make himself see the flirting for what it really is
“haha he’s just being friendlyL
“aizawa i literally want to marry u”
“awww ur so nice u mean as friends tho right?”
in this au ive decided that quirkless heroes are a thing, but pretty rare, in japan they are all underground bc villains go after them a l o t. there are some public ones in america but they tend to,,, die,,, pretty quickly
and bc there are some quirkless heroes everyone acts like discrimination isn't a thing anymore and quirkless people should shut up while quirkless people are still getting killed and committing suicide at like 500% the rate of people with quirks
also the suicide rate is,,,,, significantly higher in japan but no one ever talks abt it bc japan the “ideal place for people with quirks” so that surely means nothing could ever go wrong
izuku does the "its your power" speech in like 3 parts, before, during and after the sports festival bc he needs he bones w no quirk
stain asks izuku what his quirk is and izuku does the "wouldn't you like to know, weather boy"
",,, where are your parents"
"one abandoned me straight up and the other is giving it a red hot go right now, try me coward"
izuku but everytime he roasts a villain he does it in vine quotes
tl;dr in the au inko is like,, not ok w izuku being a hero and she's trying to do the "leave the school or you can't live here any more" ultimatum and it's not working for her
bc izuku said "ok bye then" and now lives out of his backpack. no one knows. he just like,, sleeps on the train
and iida is like "owo could i come over to your house" and izuku is like
"aaaaa its on fire. yep. made of arsenic and always in flames, why dont we go to the park"
everyone in 1a is like betting on what his house is like. they harass katsuki in 1b but he refuses to talk
hes like "hell no i got thrown into another class for talking ab that nerd eat my left tit"
they only fucking work it out when aizawa and allmight go to izukus house to talk ab dorms and there is literally no one there
aizawa asks izuku ab it like "kid you need to update your forms with your current address" and hes like "oh worm, she moved? wack."
“u,,,,didn’t know,,,,”
“nah lmao i sleep on the bench in a park near here”
“my boy,,,,,l
"what, ochako lives alone!"
"yeah, in a fucking house, kid"
aizawas just: this is literal child abuse i’m ur guardian now
allmight "hes my kid too dont be greedy"
"fuck off all might you already have mirio" "and you already have shinsou!" nighteye, from around the corner "ill take him!" aizawa and allmight "NO"                                  
mic adopts him nezu just sitting in the distance "well, its my school. i get the kid" one whole school full of adult heroes "NO ITS MY SON,,," izukus like crying "wait,,, you guys aren't sick of me? wild" while sobbing
afo out of nowhere: i’ll take the child :))) everyone collectively: N O
for self-indulgence, izuku is the youngest in the class for this au so they all call him their little brother
consider: quirkless aizawa is very similar to normal aizawa but he does practise self-care, he just tries to make it look like he doesnt because hes like that
if i dont take care of myself ill never be able to stand up to the heroes w quirks but also do i deserve normal good human things
tl:dr: he can cook well and is trying to teach izuku that 2-minute noodles and apples arent hero fuel
inko is like: "uwu i wont change what i cook for you so you'll just have to make do owo" in like, a pathetic attempt to get him to stop training so izuku runs off protein bars, electrolyte drinks and raw vegetables
just like, his bento at school. its only raw mushrooms, spinach, tomatoes and 2 full carrots
the only time he gets like a kinda valid balanced meal for a hero in training is when he pops by bakugous place and mitsuki forces him to stay for lunch
izuku is like "oh hi bakugo i have ur book-" "HI ITS LUNCH GET IN PIPSQUEAK"
hes just thrown into a chair, bakugo isnt even confused. izuku is like ",,,, so vlad gave me your book bc your house is near mums." "fair enough. hope you like miso salmon"
izuku just looks stary eyed
"f i s h ??? warm food bakugo id kill for you"
"deku wtf"
"i had nothing but 3 scoops of protein powder and 2 tomatoes today"
“dEKU WHAT THE FUCK”
"i had to eat the protein podwer with plain water kacchan. protein sludge followed by two raw tomatoes. i would commit real actual murder for you"
mitsuki always packs an extra bento after that
so like when it’s dorm time izuku gets rly stressed out bc he doesn’t know how to cook for himself??? bakugous in the 1b dorms and even if he wasn’t he definitely wouldn’t cook for him
1a goes on a fucking shopping trip, chaperoned, obviously
and they’re lining up and aizawa sees that izukus cart is only filled with like??? instant noodles and like two (2) fruits and he’s losing his mind bc yes okay he’s a child but he’s also a young hero and he’s going to get a heart attack by 20 if he doesn’t fix his diet
aizawa is like "izuku, you cant eat that" and izuku just goes "oh ok" puts the noodles back and comes back with a tub of protein powder and like 11 vegetables and a bag of kale
okay this is an improvement kinda, how do u cook it
,,,,,c
cook?
izuku just has a totally blank face
"i was just gonna like,,, eat it"
"raw."
"uh, yeah, is that not how u eat vegetables?”
"thats a potato. and some leeks. thats a fucking onion"
"it wont kill me though"
"thats,,, that not how you pick food kid."
“but vegetable??? good????”
"kid do you even fucking like any of this"
"wait, im supposed to like?? my food???"
yagi in the fucking health food isle hearing this is 50% laughing but 50% crying
aizawa: “izuku ur supposed to eat a well balanced and tasty meal”
izuku: *surprized pikachu face*
please even todoroki is like ",,, at least fuyumi could c o o k"
oh god imagine having a worse diet than shouto todoroki from 1a who eats nothing but cold soba and drinks juice
also please aizawa is like "kid i thought you just happened to be thin but now im seeing thats not the case"
bakugo in the distance "like inko ever fed him enough anyway lmao"
aizawa "WAIT WHAT"
whys bakugou shopping with 1a? its actually all 40 of the first years just descending on this poor little store. it’s this little mom and pop grocery store and a billion hungry hero hopefuls just burst through the door like 𝒄𝒉𝒊𝒄𝒌𝒆𝒏 𝒏𝒖𝒈𝒈𝒆𝒕𝒔
izuku is like "oh its too expensive" and aizawa is just holding a bag of rice, aizawa is like "its cheaper than the protein powder you have"
and izuku is like "yeah i mean its empty calories and im not paying that much for empty calories"
",,,"
"thats what you taught us sensei!"
"EMPTY CALORIES ARE ONLY A PROBLEM IF UR EATING TOO MUCH"
"and?"
"YOU HAVE 3 POTAOES FOR THE NEXT 2 WEEKS"
"i can put some back if you want?"
"THATS EXACTLY WHAT I DONT WANT"
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here are my memes:
jay: it’s been a rough year
citric: it’s january
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nitro: my boyfriend is too tall to kiss me on the lips, what do i do?
shiro: tackle him
tierra: dump him
bry; kick him in the shins
jay: NONE OF THESE! JUST ASK ME TO BEND DOWN
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ollie, playing the recorder terribly:
bry: do you take requests?
ollie; yes
bry: stop
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naomi; there is no snacks left in the kitchen
yuki: i am literally right here
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[a spider in jay and bee’s apartment]
jay: where is it?
bee: jay wait, you should treat spiders the way you want to be treated!
jay: killed without hesitation
bee: JAY NO-
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nitro; can i go to the bathroom?
teacher; it’s MAY
nitro; it’s april?
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phone: *rings*
bry; yeah?
killer; i see you
bry:
killer:
bry: do i look good?
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citric: *sees a bee on shiro’s arm*
citric: *grabs newspaper*
citric: *rolls it up*
citric, taking a deep breath: *yells through the newspaper like a megaphone* THERE IS A FUCKING BEE ON YOUR ARM
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jay: no one under 5’8 has the right to fight. what are you gonna do? head butt me in the nipples?
tierra; say goodbye to your kneecaps, asshole
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bry; FUCK
tierra; language!
shiro: english!!!!
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jay; broooo
nitro: bro
jay: bRO
nitro: bro?
jay:bro.
bee; did they just have a full on conversation using the word “bro?”
shiro; you get used to it.
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citric; i can’t believe you’re single on valentine’s day!
tierra: well you know what they say..
tierra; roses are red, violets are blue,
citric; dont
tierra: vodka is cheaper than dinner for two
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jay: want to see how hardcore i am?
bee: jay dont-
jay: *punches a wall*
bee:
jay: ᵗᵃᵏᵉ ᵐᵉ ᵗᵒ ᵗʰᵉ ʰᵒˢᵖᶦᵗᵃˡ
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yuki; if i had a dollar for everytime someone called me ugly.. i’d have 0 dollars haha bitch what did you think lmao
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naomi: a man was paralyzed after eating 413 chicken nuggets!
shiro, cracking her knuckles; so the limit is 412...
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bee: jay ordered this cake for you
nitro looking at the size of the cake: he’s inside, isn’t he?
bee, sighing: yes he is
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tierra: what’s your blood type?
bry; oh i’m not picky! ill eat any kind
tierra: what?
bry: what?
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nitro: how am i supposed to do this art assignment in one day? i’m not leonardo dicaprio
shiro: ah yes, not to be confused with the award winning actor leonardo da vinci
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bry: IM GOING TO MAKE YOUR LIFE HELL!
jay: jokes on you my life is already hell
bry; are you okay?
jay, whispering; no
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tierra; are you high?
yuki: am i what?
tierra; high
yuki; hello
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shiro: can you turn the lights on, citric?
citric; i don’t need to turn it on since you’re the only light in my life
shiro: I-
bry: JUST TURN THE FUCKING LIGHTS ON WE CANT SEE ANYTHING
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shiro; maybe it’s time to stop being so salty
bry; but what you do in your free time?
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kidnapper: GIVE US 10,000 DOLLARS AND WE’LL GIVE BRY BACK
bry, offended: you think i’m only worth 10,000?
kidnapper; what?
bry: *takes the microphone*
bry; MAKE IT 1B
bee, outside: SHUT THE FUCK UP
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shiro; being 5’6 was really hard sometimes, for real
jay; this is so true! i remember in 4th grade i couldn’t reach anything
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tierra, teaching math: *points to triangle* this means it’s 90°
nitro; how can it be 90°? it’s winter
tierra: no the angle is-
jay: it’s because of global warming
tierra; i’m leaving
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bry, at the store: excuse me, can i make an announcement? i lost my friend nitro
employee; of course!
bry: good bye, you little shit
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jay: surgery is just stabbing someone to life!
citric: pls never become a surgeon
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jay: waffles are just pancakes with abs
bee: i wonder how your mind works sometimes
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nitro: what if cinderella was a baking slave instead of a cleaning slave and her name was mozzarella?
bry; don’t ever text me again
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citric: name a way to be nice to others:
bry: don’t kill them
citric: setting the bar low, but ill allow it
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ollie, knocking on the door: JAY WE’RE LATE! COME OUT!
jay: IM GAY
ollie: NOT WHAT I MEANT BUT I SUPPORT YOU
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jay: go without me, bro
nitro: but i can’t do that bro
jay: bro
nitro: brohana means family, it means no one gets left behind
jay: BR-
bry; if you don’t don’t shut up i’m going to brokick your broasses
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citric; yeeted
shiro: yote
citric: YEETED
shiro: YOTE
tierra, pinching the bridge of her nose: i just want to know who threw nitro out the window
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shiro: i guess i’m just too tough to cry!!
bee; yesterday you were crying about snakes-
shiro, tearing up: THEY DONT HAVE ARMS
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jay, bringing a hairless cat home to his and nitro’s apartment; check it outttt!!!
nitro: what the hell is that?!?!
jay: it’s a cat
nitro: why the fuCK IS IT INSIDE OUT
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jay: i’m gonna play a song for you
jay, sitting at the piano: it’s called my life so far
jay; *takes a deep breath, plays a chord*
jay: *screams*
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tierra; saw you hanging out with citric the other day
shiro: ttierra! it’s not what you think-
tierra: I WONT HESITATE, BITCH
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citric: jay are you okay?
jay: yeah, why?
citric: because yesterday you asked the clerk at the supermarket if damage repair shampoo can work on emotions
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citirc; bro do u lift
shiro; yeah how did u know
citirc : because you lift my heart whenever you’re around bro
shiro: bro
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tierra to naomi: we don’t use bad words in this house!
jay and bry, in the background: FUCK YOU!
shiro: *crying*
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citric: so what do we say when we’re sad?
shiro, crying: it do be like that
citric; no???
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bee and jaydoing a drivers test:
bee: quick! a lady and cat are crossing the street! what do you hit?
jay: THE LADY!!!
bee: THE BREAKS!
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bamdab101 · 5 years
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Your boy is home (M)
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Pairing: Jimin x reader
It had been such a long day you thought as you took off your red bottomed Louis Vuitton heels. You couldn’t complain though, you worked very hard to be as successful as you are, but nights like these just made you want to strip down and fall asleep in the arms of your bf of 2 years. As you walked into your shared bedroom you remebered jimin texted you that he was gonna get home late tonight cause he was going out for a drink with the boys. You strip down to a large T-shirt and underwear ready for a ride to sleep island. The silk sheets felt so welcoming as you crawled into the king sized bed. I hope he had a good time tonight with his buds was your last thought as you started snoozing. “SSWWEEETTT Caroline BUM BUM BUM” 
“OHHHHH YNNNN YOUR BOI IS *hiccup* HOMEE”
 You slowly opened one eye as you heard your boyfriend bust through the apartment door. 
 “I swear to god” you whispered thro gritted teeth. You closed your eyes and waited for your obviously drunk boi to go to bed so you can get some good rest. I'm actually gonna beat this punk up you thought as he stumbled into the bedroom. 
“okayyyy you got thisss chimchim *hiccup*. Step one take off shirt.” he slurred while muffled by his shirt. 
“Wait............ is this a button up?......... WE UNDO THE BUTTONS.” he whispered yelled. ‘Im not gonna help him you thought’ as you kept your eyes closed and back turned to him. “Step two hehehehe take off pants.......how...in..the..moTHering loving *huff* do you get these pants off.” you giggled a bit after hearing him struggle with his pants mission. 
“People sleep in pants, ill just do that.” he reassured himself. The bed started to dip to one side and you felt his arms slowly curl around your waist. 
“babe” 
“babe” 
“........what”
“.........are you awake?”
Feeling like you weren't gonna get any sleep anytime soon you turn around in his arms to face him. His appearance took you back a little. You two have dated for quite sometime so you've seen him drunk. Usually he looks like the joker with his hair going everywhere and mascara smeared on his face (Because lets face it when guys where some makeup its HOT AS THE SUN WHEN THEY ACCENTUATE  THOSE EYES). This time though he had no makeup smeared, his cheeks were rosy, and his hair was messed up but in a sexy ‘I meant to do it this way’ way. It made you forget how you were a bit agitated with as you threaded you fingers through his soft hair. 
“mmmm that feels good.” he moans with his mouth in opened slightly in a smile, and his eyes shut lightly. His moan made you feel a bit hot. 
“How are the guys?” you ask trying to change the subject.
“They're *hiccup* good. I think......” he says quietly He doesn't talk for a couple minutes so you close your eyes assuming he is asleep. 
“Night jimin” you whisper closing your eyes 
“Hey YN before you go to sleep............... do you think you can help me outta my pants.” 
‘i swear to god I'm gonna actually beat him up’. You slowly open your eyes rethinking all your life decisions at this point. You remove your hands from around his neck and push him on his back. As you start to pull his pants down his muscular legs you notice its a bit tight of a fit so you tug a bit harder. Your hand accidentally rubbing his crotch. 
“ Y...YN as much as I would like to make the neighbors hear you scream my name. I don't think I haavvvee the coordination to do that right now babe.” he breathes out
“I wasn't coming onto you, you idiot. Your pants are tight they were stuck.” you exclaim. “......Well that's kind of disappointing, you could've at least tried to come onto me. I mean when your drunk I come onto you every time because your so cute when your like that. I mean i feel li-ahhhhhhhh.” 
You stop his rambling by biting onto his ear and leaving open mouth kisses behind it. “If i help you......... relieve your tension will you go to sleep baby? *kiss* Hmm?” You whisper sensually into his ear. You move your leg onto the other side of his hips to straddle him. You kiss his swollen lips, he surprises you by wrapping his hand in your hair and tugging it slightly pulling you into a passionate kiss. his other hand wrapping around your waist. Grinding down on him, your hands wrap into his hair nails scraping his scalp lightly. He pulls away your bottom lip between his teeth. 
“God you turn me on so much” he moans breathlessly. Your hand slowly making it way between both of your hips. You look up at his face while you move you hand under the sheets massaging his already hard member slowly. His jaw ajar slightly, eyes screwed shut, head thrown back on the pillow. 
“Y-YN ahh, just like that baby.” his hips moving slowly in rhythm with your hands. Wanting to give him more please you start nibbling across his chest leaving love bites scattered around while moving your hand quicker. His chest heaving and his hips moving fast with your hand.  
“Oh YN, d-dont stop baby. ahhHhh, I'm a-almost there.” he moans out breathless. His hands reach up and grip the pillow. He comes hard in your hand moaning out your name like a mantra, his abs spasming in pleasure. You slow your hand down to a stop liking his abdomen clean of the mess you made while he tried to calm his breathing down. Pulling you up into a deep kiss he whispers into your lips “ That might have been the best drunk orgasm I've ever had.” rolling off of him to the side you laugh “Good and in the morning you can repay me for it when you have better........ coordination.” 
He lays his head on your chest putting his drunken self on top of you 
“I’ll have you screaming ‘chimchim harder’ hehehe” he says nudging his head into your chest falling asleep 
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parkjmini · 6 years
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bts as fuckboys
[a/n]: inspired by @sweetersuga  | original post: x i wrote it as the perspective that you’re already close friends w them/have been with them before !!
Seokjin
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he’s the funny, sarcastic one where he could be kind of mean bc he takes it a lil far
“you’re such trash you sleep with every girl”
“at least I can get someone to sleep with me”
he flashes a smile in the hall bc he KnOws iT GeTs oN YouR NeRveS
“When’s my birthday”
“January 1st bc u set off my fireworks baby”
“i am disgusted”
piggy back rides on those goddamn strong broad set of shoulders ooffff
“I’ll call you, ya?”
He never calls u bc he probably forgot too busy improvin himself
you have a streak with him and all he sends are selfies with the caption “I hope your day is as beautiful as I am (:”
He catches you staring in class one day and he’s like “take a pic, it’ll last longer babe”
And omg he ACTUALLY TELLS YOU TO TAKE A PHOTO OF HIM
so now u have a gallery full of jin and he wont let u delete them bc he thinks they’re all masterpieces you do too but youd never admit it
the only fuckboy that’s tolerable bc he’s rlly just a big goof 
“why don’t you ever have sleeves on your shirt jin”
“these shoulders are on display, honey, can’t cover up the jewels”
he’s kind of obnoxiously loud that u want to shove ur fist into his mouth to sh u t  him uP 
“dude, jimin’s hot”
“okay but so am i ??”
“ok ya youre really hot but so is jimin”
“jiMIN (Y/N) THINKS YOU’RE—-”
“–ANNOYING THANKS SEOKJIN PLS SHUT UP WHY R U STILL TALKING WOW”
“just trying to get my baby some more dick jeEZ”
Yoongi
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“hey yoongs why dont we go on a date??”
“uuhhhhhh since when were we dating? lmao dont trip” 
gets a new number every 2 months bc he loves fucking w them crazy bitches too much
“sometimes you need to mess around with the ones who can bite off your dick, being risky is hot (-;”
“BEinG riSkY iS hOt ya u wont have a penis anymore at the rate you’re going”
kind of smells like a mixture of alcohol and cologne 
hand-on-ass-when-he-hugs
“let’s play a game, if u lose u have to take off ur clothes, if i lose u have to take off ur clothes”
“wait but yours stay on ?? wtf yoongi??”
“no mine will come off right after i see u naked (;”
the one to play with the ends of your skirt/dress/shirt bc it gets u so flustered and he lives seeing u flustered 
straight up Arrogantᵀᴹ at times its hot but ur so annoyed by it that u wanna knock some sense into him
wont ask for nudes but will ask to see some goods
“can i see ur tits”
“for the 4039th time, no”
“well, a man can try”
SMIRKY MC SMIRKY HERE like it just comes OUT of NOWHERE and it is OUT to ATTAC 
u dont have a snap streak w him bc it always breaks bc he replies every 3 years bc he was “busy”
but he’s always the fourth person to like your instagram posts???????
and to comment the water droplet/eye/tongue emoji combo ????
loves when u swat his hands away from gripping your thigh 
Hoseok
(i wanted to use this gif but it was so big and rectangle and didnt fit but u need to see that gif to really take in the fuckboy bc i cannot find a representation as accurate as that gif is)
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always greeting you whenever he sees you
“hey babygirl”
“hoseok we just saw each other in chemistry”
“ok and????? can’t i say hi to my baby?”
“but im not”
“lmao every girl is my baby”
raises his eyebrows any time you fix your dress or your shirt
asks to borrow a pencil and never returns it
“where is my pencil hoseok”
“where is my kiss (y/n)”
“we didnt agree to that”
“well i didnt agree to give it back”
“dO u NoT kNOW whAT BoRRoW meANS”
loves to share so he shares a lot of his snacks with u
“omg i love snacks!!”
“oh baby me too” and trust me, he’s not talking about the food
has the brightest, kindest smile so it catches you off guard when he says some snarky fuckboy comment
loves physical contact !!!!! always has a hand on your back, or shoulder, or thigh, or hand, or arm
lip LICKING PARDON ME HIS TONGUE IS UNCONTROLLABLE
lets you wear his hats/jackets/hoodies bc he thinks youre sooo cute in his clothes
he walks around school with his hands in his pockets like a doUCHEBAG
catches you off guard by spinning you around with his arm around your waist 
uses the line “im a dancer” to get girls what an eyeroll
the type to drag you onto the middle of the dance floor at a club just so he could show off his skillz which are actually super bomb like even ur impress and uve seen them 308443 times
he got that sweatpants dick print 
Namjoon
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changes his contact name to Daddy on your phone
Mr. Ass Man he loves ass ASS ASS ASS SO MUCH ASS BIGGEST ASS LOVER
“oh shit did you see her ass”
“look here bootylover123 stfu”
winks at you a lot in the halls 
“do you have a fucking eye problem namjoon”
“its a wink” 
“u do it so much that im beginning to think youre eye is having a spasm 
lets you copy his homework if he got a hug in return
the type to comment a peach emoji on your instagram photos even if there is no butt involved
loves when you sit on his lap 
one time there weren’t enough seats on the bus and he patted his leg for you to sit
“i know you hate standing (y/n), take a seat itll be fine”
“why can’t u be a gentleman and give up your seat for me?”
*alMOST CHOkES from LAUGHING* “me???!!! a gentleman??? wow u expect too much, just sit your big ass down on daddy’s lap or suffer standing”
buys you lunch bc he loves showing off his e x p e n s i v e w a l l e t 
he could go from having a full blown brilliant monologue as to why he exists to giggling about how your moles r arranged into the shape of a penis 
calls girls mami or ma 
asks for ass pics at like 1:32 AM 
and u send him pictures of ur elbow crease 
and he actually thinks its ur butt
BLASTS baby makin music from his car and causes a public disturbance 
has the highest count of broken beds, not bc of a high body count, but bc he actually breaks the bed everytime he sleeps w someone
Jimin
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spaces out when ur wearing a low cut top bc hes too busy staring at ur cleavage 
his streak snaps are either mirror pics, his abs, mirror pic of his abs, and occasional dick pics
“wanna play 20 questions (;”
“we’ve played 20 questions like 20 times already”
“ok gr8 ill start first: will u let me hit it from the back??”
offers to netflix and chill all the time and it sux bc he actually knows all ur fav shows
ok let me reiterate, jimin knows all ur favorite anythings bc he listens to u 75% of the time bc he thinks ur voice is sexy 
will never fail to compliment you when u look good 
“damn baby, is this all for me????”
“no i just dont want to look like a hobo today”
gets super jealous when any other guys speak to u even tho hes piping down like 8 other girls 
“jimin they’re my frIENDS ur not even my bf why u tripping”
“they arent acting like theyre ur friends. i know fuckboy behavior when i see it (y/n) its my occupation, i do the same shit w girls”
“thats good then, someone else wants me too”
“not good bc ur HOT ASS IS MINE )-:”
youre saved as #1 babygirl on his phone no objections
walks into class with a new hickey in a new place every day 
he has SEX EYES u could never look him directly in the eyes bc theyre so captivating 
fucking walks like an arrogant prick down the hall and whistles when u pass 
brags about his big dick when its honestly not as exaggerated as he says 
has a picture of you in one of his shirts as his homescreen wallpaper 
Taehyung
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“i wont show anyone, im not messed up like that” yea be careful w this one honey, pretty sure jungkook, hobi, yoongs, namjoon all know how ur tits look like
has the perfect innocent face where u have no idea that he’s fucking 4 other girls
always responds after 12 am and calls u at 3 am 
“tae im fucking sleeping”
“damn thats hot what else u doin??”
“hanging up on u goodbye im going to block ur number”
“pls don-”
uses the line, “i just dont think we’re compatible” on E V Ery GIRL 
offers to hangout but never follows up with it bc he’s never seen out in public with a girl unless its his momma 
“jasmine is telling everyone you gave her chlamydia, u get checked bro??”
“dont worry about it”
body count means a lot to him 
loves hugs bc he likes feeling boobs squished against him
sometimes INTENTIONALLY lowers his voice bc he KNOWS ur into that shit 
thinks youre playing hard to get when rlly u just dont care lol
“i know u want all of this, (y/n)”
“i think ur mistaken”
“right bc i want all of u (:” 
“ya tae let’s not get ur feelings mixed w mine ok thx u”
NO SUCH THING AS PERSONAL SPACE the boy is a koala and will latch onto u 
Jungkook
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the biggest fuckboy of them all
has slept w almost every girl in the school and is v proud of it
“what’s your name again”
“rlly jungCOCK” 
“ok (y/n) i know ur fkcing name so can u learn mine”
u dont think he’s ever had a gf b4 bc he doesnt believe in labels OR commitment which hes pretty vocal abt 
unlike jimin, he doesnt own up to his dick pics and swears that they were “”accidents””
SCrEENsHOTS! but ur smart so ur face is NEVER in ur pics
“who’s boobs r on ur phone kook”
“yours��
“you WOULDNT DARE”
“i dont have photogenic memory (y/n) i wanted to remember those cuties without a shirt on (;”
looks too fucking good w a fresh cut that u need to avoid him in the halls or ull melt to goo
only owns white tees and timbs lmao hahahaha 
smirks when you bend down to pick something up 
that or he yells, “one more time, babe!”
“wat u doin”
“showering”
“without me!!1???” 
he’s on tinder too so once he’s done with the sampling pool at school, he can broaden his horizons 
a car enthusiast and will get offended if u dont think his rims r cool
thinks youre really hot when you yell at him or hurt his feelings 
youre his prized possession bc he actually likes talking to u but will never admit it 
has a specific nickname for u that he doesnt call his other girls bc its YOURS !! 
“hey cutie”
“hey jungCOCK”
hates the nickname jungCOCK 
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voidselfshipp · 3 years
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A Match Made In...Hell?
Ok to rb
Cw:mentions of beer, intoxiaction And injury mentions.
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The morning went off without a fuss, however the feeling of forgetting something was eating jerico up.
--donde esta?!(where is it?!)donde carajo esta?!(where the fuck is it?!)--Jer threw clothes around-- vica!--her black cat perks up-- you havent seen the jacket scarlett gave me right? The one with the red feathers?--The cat shakes their head and she sits on the floor knees against her chest.
" I cant Belive I lost It! Im such an idiot!"she thinks.
A sudden knock however distracted her from her thoughts, she tried to ignore it but the knocking grew louder and louder.
She opened the door with a slam--what do you wa-shes cut midsentence when she sees Hellboy holding her feather jacket.
--You forgot this at the showers coming here was giving me allergies -- ey!
Jeri hugs him tightly hiding her face on the crook of his neck he blushes--thank you so much...!
--eh...youre welcome?--his hand softly presses against her waist.
She grabs the coat and sighs looking away,ashamed-- Sorry its just that...this was the last gift one of my sisters gave me before I left, I cant lose it, it means a lot to me you know?thank you
--ah,Its nothing really--he said shrugging noticing the cloth bags she had in her hands--were you going somewhere?
She nodded--i was going to buy some stuff to make pancakes, why?
Red perks up --pancakes?Man I love those...
--I can make some for you--she said.
--No no you dont have to---
--nonesense,take It as a thank you gift form me! Anyway I should leave before the store closes, thank you again red--she kissed his cheek and Walked away.
Hellboys hand presses against the cheek she kissed and smiles Sliding down the wall to the floor with a huge dorky smile on his face and lets out a lovestruck sigh.
The intercome however interrupted his loving thoughts.
--Agent Hellboy!go to the training area inmediatly!--he sighed.
-- what a Fucking asshole...-he stood up stomping down the corridor with anger.
But what a nice surprise when he came back after a shower, and found a fresh Plate of pancakes on his bed with a note
"enjoy!
--J"
One of his cats sit on his lap as he eats.
God, his mind wasnt able to stop thinking of her,what was wrong with him?.
But the way she made him feel had no way of describing it.
She was just like him,he still however couldnt figure out how she got that coat,what was the brand,he had seen it before somewhere.
Nevertheless, that small act of kindness, had warmed up his heart.
--youve got to be kidding me!--he growled as the emergency alarm sounded off--i cant have nice shit!
Hes about to board the van when somebody stops him by the tail,he freezes and he turns around with dark red cheeks.
Jeri smiles playfully with his gun in her hand, how could he forget it?! --forgetting something red?--She said.
--Dont you ever yank me by my tail again--he snatched his gun off her hands,trying to play off the sudden blush
She stopped him again tugging at his tail, and yanking him closer-- what?what are you going to do huh? Im not scared of you
Tired,annoyed and with that warm feeling in his chest, he grabs her waist and pulls her closer-- dont try me
She starts to laugh and slaps his chest, he chuckles a bit--hey be carefull okay?
--Yeah dont worry about me--he said.
Krauss Walked by ruinning the moment--zhats vhy I am here,hurry up you two,we got things to do.
They said their goodbyes and off he went.
Jerico was on her own, in an old library of sorts.
Something flies around her suddenly with a current of air sweeping besides her.
--Another one of me...--a dragon sits infront of her, behind him his hoard of books--yet no so alike,the stench of demons dont suit you
--my family is quite the thing,didnt realize their magic would cling too me so much
--Well they do seem to miss you, but tell me what are you doing here?
--i was sent here because people know you are here, you need to leave this place
The dragon deep in thought looked around his hoard--if my Next to kin says so, then ill leave, ill show you to the exit.
As both Walked, the dragon seemed to notice something off,his eyes see through her chest, her beating heart radiated a soft Pink aura,he chuckled and nuzzled his companion--who is it then?
--Who?
--ah dont lie to me young one,I know a heart in love when I see one
She chuckled shaking her head-- hes a demon, a very nice one...though I can see the fear in his eyes when our gazes cross, hes scared of being alone, scared of people fearing him, I wish I could do something about it
As both stand in the dead of the night outside the old tattered library the dragon hovers over the ground batting his wings--well you can.
--How?
--by loving him,young one,till we meet again
The clouds hid the dragons body perfectly, as he left,uncertainty fills jericos chest sighing,cluthing the locket of her necklace tighter.
Reds mission wasnt complicated yet he had come scratched up, but all went smooth.
Of course he celebrated by having one too Many.
He slumped and tripped towards jeris quarters, thinking it was abes he knocked three times and stood there trying to not fall ass first to the ground.
The smell of cheap beer was obvious as soon as she opened the door.
--Can...can I come in?--He asked.
Normally shed shut the door on his face,but slightly curious and amused she let him in.
Hellboy fell on the bed as she closed the door and went to sit with him
--ive...ive got something to tell ya--he slurred.
With a playfull smile she raised her brows arms crossed-- oh yeah?
--yeah Man but dont tell jerico I told you this,I think shes really...really hot,not not because shes a literall dragon, shes so pretty Man...so beautiful, when she talks all I want to do is shut her up with a kiss, have..have you seen her training?, I wish shed kick my ass.. Of course though shed never be with a freak like me...-- he yawned-- but if I had one chance...id take it.., do you think she likes me?
Jerico was taken back,but nodded--she told me she thinks youre so hot too-- she sits more comfortably-- she says your sassy remarks towards krauss makes her laugh, she told me she finds your voice very relaxing, and that shed love to brush your hair
Hellboy Is impressed for a moment-- Man...i should tell her how I feel...maybe tomorrow when im less....drunk...
He then blacked out and fell asleep.
Jeri chuckled brushing a stray lock of hair off his face.
--Night..., red
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chickenkooks · 7 years
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oh my god i just read two rotten apples and holy fuck their relationship is so terrible i feel so bad for her goddamn idk why i feel so hurt but pls make jungkook suffer
anonymous asked:
yo… ik everyone will disagree wit me but the relationship in tra is just way too toxic like why do i feel like shit when even if im just the reader. im so fucking mad why is jungkook such an asshole n why is the oc so easy UDHDHJD
anonymous asked:
it fucks with my mind how horrible jk is to the oc in tra i didnt do anything productive today bc i felt like shit LMAO
drabble #3
COUNT → 3.519
GENRE → smut | crack
PAIRING → jungkook | reader
WARNINGS → dom and sub tones | penis in mouth | explicit language | penetration | graphic dirty talk | dick riding | the occasional sarcastic quip
LINKS → 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 4.5 | COMING SOON
note → i didn’t have this in mind with the current story line of two rotten apples, which you can read the first part here. so kinda consider this drabble just like. i dont even know. i have no idea. i think as the story goes on. ill link the drabbles for where i think they are in the story. the other two happen later on so they wont be linked yet until more parts are released!!!!!!! anyway i wrote this in a state of anger and perspiration!!!!!!!!!!! if u dont like my characters. or dont like the story. u could just. consider this: close out of my blog and never come back. no one was forcing u to read this. so i didnt appreciate these msgs. i understand u were venting but u didnt even say anything positive about the story so how could u expect me to respond positively??? anyways g’nite
The skin of Elise’s knuckles lightened as her fists clenched on the kitchen counter. She’d been dicing onions for a breakfast omelette but Kale’s noises from upstairs were distracting her as they drifted to her ears from the vent above her head. The kitchen was directly below their shared bedroom, so she could hear every single sound he made, even the bed creaking under his weight.
Washing her hands quickly, she grabbed a nearby towel to dry them off before heading towards the long, twisting marble staircase leading to the upstairs hallway, following the grunts and groans of her beloved husband.
As she peered into the bedroom, she gasped at the sight before her. Kale was lounging on the mattress, a rose placed between his succulent lips and a single cut from one of the thorns garnishing his lower lip. He probably should’ve cut all the thorns off before placing it in his mouth but he was never the smart one. His chest glistened under the light of the full moon, even though just a few seconds ago, Elise was making a breakfast omelette and typically those are made in the morning. She just didn’t have a good concept of time and made breakfast omelettes at night and steaks at eight o’clock in the morning.
“Hello, beautiful,” Kale said seductively, waggling his eyebrows.
“What was all this noise up here?” Elise asked, looking around the bedroom.
Nothing seemed to be out of the ordinary, except for the fact that her husband was half-naked on their bed with a bleeding lip.
“I was just thinking about you, so naturally those sounds fell from my plump pillows. I’m talking about my lips, by the way. Those sounds fell from my lips.”
She nodded, licking her eyebrow. “And what were you thinking about?”
“Your beautiful blonde hair, your gorgeous blue eyes, your—”
“I have black hair, Kale,” she corrected him, crossing her arms.
“And I have green skin.”
Suddenly, the atmosphere in the room changed. Instead of Elise being incredibly hesitant as to her vegetable’s—I mean, husband’s—intentions, she found her clothes flying off and out the window. She wondered for a fleeting moment why the window was open in the first place because they lived in a mansion that was two million stories tall and they agreed when they moved in never to open a window because that’s how the previous owner died. As she thought about him, she wondered if he was watching them right now because he liked to haunt the place, making doors randomly open—except it wasn’t randomly because he would have doors fly open only when they were about to open them, so really it was more of a convenience rather than an inconvenience.
Elise sauntered towards her green husband, naked from head to toes to make things easier for when he wanted to disrobe her—because she would be naked and he wouldn’t have to disrobe her at all. As she reached for him, she forgot he had sensitive skin because he was originally some kale in the vegetable drawer, so when she grabbed his arm, it snapped in half. Kale screamed in agony.
“I’m so sorry!” Elise apologized, sobbing uncontrollably.
Kale—
“All right,” Jungkook said, closing the book with a slam. “What the fuck is this?”
He turned the book over to read the reviews and the synopsis then, glancing over at you reading over his shoulder as multiple vegetables were referenced in the author’s summary of the plot. Jungkook cleared his throat and sighed.
“’Have you ever wondered what it’s like to fall in love with a vegetable? Elise has, and that’s what she wishes for one dark and gloomy night. She finds that all the vegetables in her vegetable drawer are suddenly hot men wanting to woo her! Suddenly, she’s a vegetarian but she’s also still a virgin. Who will she choose? The delectable head of lettuce? The brussel sprout with abs of steel? Or maybe she’ll go for the quiet type—the piece of kale with a soft heart—’”
Jungkook had to stop there, his lips twitching as he tried with all his might not to burst out in a fit of laughter at that offensive synopsis.
“Okay,” he said simply, snorting. “What the fuck—”
You laughed with him, scooting to the edge of the bed to snatch the book out of his hands. “I know, but are you really telling me you’d be able to see this and not buy it? It’s about fucking vegetables with penises. Vegetable porn.”
“I swear… the books you read sometimes…” he trailed off.
Your bedroom grew quiet then, the only sounds you heard coming from downstairs as both your parents went head to head in a game of monopoly.
“They’re going to be up all night playing, aren’t they?” you asked.
“Until someone ends up crying,” he said. “Probably my mom.”
You tapped your fingers against your bare thighs, glancing around your room aimlessly. Jungkook then fell against your mattress with a sigh and closed his eyes. After a few seconds of silence, he cracked open one eye and just watched you stare straight ahead, your posture stiff as a board.
He grabbed the back of your blouse then, tugging until you fell flat on your back beside him. You scoffed at that but smiled nonetheless, closing your eyes to the feel of his bicep tensing under your head. The two of you had been getting along lately for some reason and you didn’t know what changed exactly.
Although, maybe it was because you were official fuck buddies now.
His other hand reached for you, turning you on your side and slipping beneath your shirt to cup one of your breasts. To his surprise, you weren’t wearing a bra, so he flicked at one of your hardening nipples in appreciation. Jungkook stared into your eyes as he pulled and tweaked at your breasts, gripping them easily with one hand. You closed your eyes, exhaling shakily, one of your hands finding his underneath your shirt and holding it there for a moment.
Then, he suddenly sat up, pulling his arm from under your head and his hand from grasping your breasts. You sighed, falling onto your back again as you looked up at him as he leant over to grab the book he threw to the floor.
When his parents first came over, monopoly game in hand, Jungkook had immediately bounded for your room, only to see you curled into a ball on your bed reading. He’d made fun of you for at least five minutes once he saw the cover but then he volunteered to read it aloud from where you left off.
And there was one particular scene that caught his eye.
He flipped to that exact page, somehow remembering the page number, and then set it down beside you facedown as he stood up to shut your door.
Jungkook walked back over to your bed after he peered down the hallway, listening to the sounds of your parents boisterous laughter and the booming folk music playing from the stereo downstairs, and grabbed the book. Laying beside you once again, he began to read again in his dramatic reading voice.
Kale was in the kitchen when she jogged down the steps, intending to make a smoothie for brunch—or dinner because she didn’t have a concept of time. Sweat dripped from his brow, from his defined collarbones, even down his abdominal muscles, and this made Elise especially turned on down there.
“Why can’t she just fucking say she has a soaked pussy?” Jungkook randomly asked, placing the book down as he looked over at you smiling.
“A lot of erotica authors are married and haven’t had sex since their first child was born,” you explained. “They don’t really like to make the detail graphic.”
“That’s dumb,” he said, then brought the book back to his face to read again.
Without uttering a single syllable, Elise bounded over to him and found a perfect seat in his lap, immediately feeling him grow hard just by her sitting on him.
“You’re so sexy when you’re sweaty, Kale,” she whispered in his ear.
He chuckled darkly. “You’re so sexy when you’re on top of me like this.”
Jungkook slammed the book closed once again and tossed it somewhere behind him, hearing a crash but not really paying much attention. He looked over at you as he wiggled his eyebrows comically and you snorted.
“You look so sexy when you’re laying on a bed,” he whispered.
You turned on your side then and tucked both of your hands beneath your cheek pressed into the mattress. “You look so sexy reading erotica.”
“We should roleplay,” Jungkook suggested, grabbing onto your waist.
You didn’t answer, just arched one of your eyebrows in question.
“I’m Kale,” he began, smirking, “and you’re Elise.”
“And what scene would we be reenacting?”
His smirk widened. “The kitchen scene.”
Without hearing your response, he shot up and then moved to the floor, raising his hips as he undid his belt buckle and slid his jeans down his legs before kicking them off into one corner of your room. With you still lying on the bed, Jungkook hit one of your legs hanging off the edge of the king-sized bed gently.
“Come on,” he called up to you. “I’ll pull you off the bed if I have to.”
Rolling your eyes, you sat up and pulled at your shirt, then stood up to slide your shorts and white underwear past your hips, landing in a pile with Jungkook’s jeans. Slowly, you joined him on the floor, beside him.
“Now what?” you asked.
“Get me ready.”
You were eager—so eager that you completely forgot about grabbing a condom out of your bedside table’s drawer. That thought flew from your mind as soon as he pulled himself out of his boxers, your mouth watering at the sight of him. Reaching forward, you wrapped one of your hands around him and felt him pulsating from under your hand, his skin hot to the touch. You glanced up at him, just as you leant over him and enveloped him in your mouth, closing your eyes at the taste. He wasn’t rock solid when you touched him but you could feel him growing in size and rigidity the further you pulled him into your mouth.
“Ah,” he moaned out, head falling against the edge of your bed. “That’s it.”
Wincing, he hit the back of your throat and you swallowed, causing him to shudder. You patted his thigh and he took that as his signal to start fucking your mouth. As you relaxed your jaw, he started a slow pace as he raised his hips with each thrust into your mouth, moaning softly to himself at the feeling.
Jungkook grabbed the back of your head then and forced you even further down his cock until your nose brushed against the skin of his pelvis.
Moaning around him, he sped up his thrusts. He knew he was already hard enough for you, so he had to physically stop himself from cumming in your mouth as he tugged on your hair to pull you off of him. A string of saliva connected your mouth to his hard cock until you wiped at your mouth.
He relaxed his head against the bed then, panting as he tried to catch his breath, swallowing thickly. You sat against your heels as you waited patiently, feeling yourself drench the back of your calves just at the sight of his neck. Cracking open his eyes, he caught you staring and he smirked to himself.
Jungkook tackled you to the floor then, hovering over you for a moment before he smashed his lips against yours. His hard cock easily slipped between your lips, ghosting over your pussy and you moaned at both the taste of his lips and the feeling of him rubbing against you. You knew you were dripping at this point and were more than ready for him to fuck you, but then that fleeting thought of condom came back. And as his lips slanted over yours, licking at the seam of your lips before sliding inside your mouth, you said that when your lips parted.
“C-Condom,” you managed to say, pulling yourself backwards weakly on the carpet of your bedroom floor as he continued to kiss you roughly.
With each time you slid away from him and towards your bedside table, he crawled after you, pausing you in your journey to kiss you again each time.
Your head slammed into the table then after a few minutes struggle, Jungkook having moved down to your neck to kiss and suck your skin until it was marked in blotches of purple and red. Blindly, you felt behind you for the top drawer, reaching for the handle and pulled on it with all your strength. It slid open and you frantically searched around for the box of condoms, your fingertips touching various cards and hair ties, before finding what you were looking for.
The box fell to the floor, packets of condoms spilling out of it and you tilted your neck back as you tried to grab hold of one of them. Jungkook raised his head to see what you were doing and then helped you, his hand grazing over yours as he grasped one of the condoms and pulled himself off of you to put it on.
You pushed yourself up on your elbows to watch him, struggling to open it with fumbling fingers, then he easily slid the thin latex over his pulsating length.
Without wasting another second, he gripped himself and thrusted into you, grabbing onto your hip once he was filling you to the brim. With your heads nearby a vent, you could still hear your parents screaming at each other as your father apparently lost one of his best properties and stormed out of the room for a smoke presumably. Their laughter flittered up through the vent then but you weren’t really listening to them, just to the sound of Jungkook’s grunts.
Your head slammed into the bedside table as he started a fast pace inside of you, then noticed and quickly pulled you up until you were sitting in his lap.
“Ride me,” he commanded, head resting against the side of the mattress.
You nodded, situating your legs on both sides of him before you hovered your drenched pussy over him. Slowly, you sank down on him and moaned loudly as the head of his cock pushed deep inside of you. His hands came to rest on your hips then, urging you to hurry up. Not listening to him, Jungkook grew impatient and decided to shove you down on him and you gasped out at the feeling of him inside you again—scalding hot. You rocked your hips back and forth, placing your hands on his shoulder then as you raised them back up.
When you slammed back down on him again, your breasts bounced and you couldn’t keep your eyes open. Jungkook was in the same state as he couldn’t even move his head off the edge of the mattress, nonchalantly thrusting up into you each time you came back down on him. You weren’t even roleplaying at this point, just following your lustful urges as you both chased your orgasms.
“I fucking love it when you ride me,” he groaned out huskily, eyes still closed.
Without even opening his eyes, his hands reached around you to grasp at your ass, kneading it for a moment before manipulating how hard you came down on him each time. You cried out, nails digging into the skin of his shoulders and he groaned at the pain. At one particularly loud moan of yours, one of his hands went to cover your mouth. You opened your eyes to look at him and seemed to understand the fact that you were feet away from the vent and if your parents found you two fucking in your bedroom, you would probably get in trouble.
They wanted the two of you together but probably not in that way.
“Go faster,” he told you, lifting your hips so you could slam down on him harder.
You did as he said and soon your breasts began to ache just from how hard they were bouncing with each time you sank down on him.
“Fuck yes,” he moaned, jaw dropping. “Faster, baby. Faster.”
Soon, Jungkook was doing almost all of the work, his hands surely leaving an indent on your skin with how hard he was gripping your hips. Then suddenly, he gripped them so hard that you simply hovered over his cock, only the head still inside of you. Opening his eyes, he stared at you just as he began to fuck into you from below, gritting his teeth as he pounded into you powerfully. You let go of your grip on his shoulders to place your palms flat on the carpet, arching your back and tilting your head backwards as you focused on the sensation.
“Jungkook!” you cried out, your parents on the floor beneath you forgotten.
You clenched around him, your orgasm looming closer, and he grunted. Soon, he wasn’t able to thrust up into you as fast as before and simply flung you to the floor so you were laying on your back. Jungkook situated himself on top of you again and then thrusted inside once more, the new position causing him to reach that much further inside of you. He grabbed one of your legs, spreading your legs as wide as he could as he continued to hammer you into your floor.
He wondered for a moment if they could hear the thuds from above and the occasional squeaking of the floorboards beneath you, but didn’t really care.
His thumb found your clit just as he lowered himself so he could kiss you, tongue sweeping past your lips until you parted them. You moaned into his mouth as soon as he deepened the kiss, legs wrapping around his waist.
His chest jostled forward as his thrusts grew more precise and more rough, and then your head lolled against the carpeted flooring, not even able to do anything but let him have his way with you. You were so fucking close. His thrusts then grew sloppy and his thumb continued to circle your clit.
“Are you almost there?” he breathed out.
Instead of answering him, you just nodded frantically.
“I want to hear you,” he said, fucking into you harder. “Are—you—almost—there—?”
“Yes!” you cried out almost immediately. “I’m so close, Jungkook. Fuck me faster—harder.”
He straightened his back then, disconnecting your lips, and angled your leg so it was perched on his shoulder. He grunted as he concentrated on making you cum all around him, determined to get you there first or you’d scream his ear off. With the combination of the tip of his cock brushing against your g-spot and his thumb pressing down on your clit, you came and clenched around him.
A few more thrusts later, he came as well, spurting his cum into the condom.
He rolled off of you and the two of you breathed heavily, your parents eerily quiet from the vent. And then you heard the tell-tale signs of someone coming up the stairs.
“Go into the bathroom and turn the shower on,” you hissed at him. “I’ll hide under the bed since your fat ass wouldn’t fit.”
Jungkook glared at you but listened to you nonetheless, quickly sitting up and dashing into your bathroom, locking the door behind him as the shower turned on. Your phone buzzed just as you heard your parents’ footsteps down the hall and you grabbed it from your bed before slipping past the bed skirt to hide.
Turning down the brightness, you looked to see who texted you.
JUNGKOOK [18:08:25]: Rate today’s performance out of 10
You shook your head but leant forward on your elbows to respond.
YOU [18:08:55]: i think a solid eight is in order
JUNGKOOK [18:09:29]: That’s an improvement from yesterday’s 6
JUNGKOOK [18:10:02]: Care to share your grading criteria?
Smirking, you lifted up the bed skirt to glance at the bathroom door, seeing his bare feet from underneath it and the light on, then you replied:
YOU [18:10:44]: i actually came this time
As your phone buzzed a few seconds later, you heard your parents knock on the door. Jungkook always had to fuck you in places that could get you caught.
But you realized you would rather have him than some happily ever after, no matter how unhealthy the relationship was for you. It was your body, after all. It was just harmless fucking and it was comforting knowing he would never have feelings for you of any kind. Your bodies just clicked together and that’s all you wanted. And besides, Jungkook wasn’t the only toxic one in this relationship.
You were just as bad for him as he was for you.
And you supposed that made you easy.
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