#i dropped my ice cream

[mumblelard]

i never liked any of the other milks but oatmilk tastes like the bottom of a bowl of cheerios and i get these bright memories of childhood everytime i have it

#andre the giant #äänestin saatana #the fourth sensation #i dropped my ice cream #four eyes #cold brew #i don't know how but they found me #kitchen sinks #and that would fix everything

[coquelicoq]

girl help the beautiful man at the food truck flirted with me and shook my hand with his big gorgeous hand and held on a little longer than he needed to (but in a good way) and then he gave me a free mango lassi and THEN left his food truck unattended to go get me a bottle of water after i asked if there was any water available and after all that all he wants in exchange (other than payment for the food i ordered) is for me to rate him on google maps. but girl i don't even know how to do that

#how hard can that be you may ask. well for your information he told me my smile is beautiful and he was very sweet AND #he has a gorgeous beard and voice. so. kind of distracted at the moment. #this is nice. lately the attention i've been getting from strange men is like. a guy on the bus offering me his half-eaten ice cream tube #(didn't even know ice cream came in tubes) and a guy propositioning me for $5 while i was waiting to cross the street #so for a man to give me free things & hold my hand & ask how i am doing WHILE being handsome at me was a little much all at once #i was so overwhelmed i made such a fool of myself. i almost gave him MY ADDRESS???? #get yourself together @me #anyway i guess i have to figure out how to rate places on google maps now. i didn't even know that was a thing people did #my posts #even though i know how flirting with customers works when you work in food service it does not make it any less overwhelming #to be on the receiving end of. i used to flirt with customers all the time. but i am not drop dead gorgeous so. #watch where you point that smile sir i am going to expire

[0-g-i]

Made a clown sundae~

#0-g-i thinks #for my birthday~ #silly stuff #the ice cream was melting so fast #cherry for the nose X3 #accidently dropped my camara in the cup thankfully everything was ok but clown lost their hat

[pacific-coast-hockey]

Hot guy and the weird losers he's forced to hang out with

#ignore the streak i was taking a photo one handed bc i was holding an ice cream sandwich and nearly dropped my phone #sharks lb #i guess

[wishmkr-j]

[Splatoon 3] Ice Cream Splatfest Results

#my art #Splatoon 3 #Splatoon #Splatfest #Ice-Cream #Deep Cut #Shiver #Frye #Big Man #FINISHED THE WIP #thought this was funnier in my head v_v whatever I just wanted an excuse to draw more splat stuff #Y'all I had this cooking for maybe a week I didn't expect the fucking splatpocalypse to drop this soon #digital art #artists on tumblr

[frodo-of-the-nine-fingers]

i was gonna be mad it took me like 3 hours to maybe make fudge (i'm 100% sure i did it incorrectly) but i did get like 2 loads of dishes done during the waiting times so 👍🥲

#in my defense #i Thought we had a candy thermometer and we Did except it was Broken so i had to do the stupid drop ball test or whatever the fuck #and i dont think my heat was high enough which made it take forever and i also dont have a wooden spoon so i had to whip out the hand mixer #but it had already started to cool by the time i gave up on the regular spoon so i dont know i really dont know #it's in the fridge now 🤷‍♀️ worst comes to worst we'll just have it on ice cream i guess i also put it in a pan that was Way too big

[thefroggymagician]

doodle dump!

#yes i made a milk and cheese oc #his name is ice cream and he got dropped and his legs were crushed #so now he hates society and everything #thats me getting run over btw #the rest are my ocs #thefroggymagicianart #dazey #feaster #invert #dia hue #aidan hue

[serendipitous-mage]

GRIMACE SHAKE RECIPE

i am SICK and TIRED of all these recipes online that aren't even trying, like yes of Course it will be *tasty* but raspberries blueberries and vanilla ice cream will Not taste like The Grimace Shake it will taste like a Froot Smoothie

when i tried the mcdicks version, the two flavors that immediately stood out insanely clearly to me were:

creamsicle ... and berry cap'n crunch

i was 94% sure i was riight, but didn't have a chance to test that theory ... until today >:3

that's all for my yappin here's that recipe! ingredients:

berry cap'n crunch cereal (we didn't have the 'oops all berries' it had regular mixed in, i just picked out the berry ones). blend or crush as finely as you can!

orange creamsicles

additional vanilla ice cream

milk (as needed to thin mixture)

optional black raspberry ice cream (for additional fruitiness if desired, purple colour also!)

optional whipped cream (topping)

i've only tried this once and it tasted too strongly of the cereal so i used too much of that, and i don't have exact measurements(sorry, if i try again and get closer i'll keep track and update!), but this go i did the following:

put approx 1 cup of berry crunch in blender and mix to break apart

add 3 creamsicles (minus sticks), and milk as needed, blend together

optional taste test

add 2 large scoops of ice cream, vanilla or black raspberry, depending what you have and/or how fruity the current mixture tastes, blend (add more milk if needed)

pour into cups and add whipped cream on top :3

it made about~ two good sized cupfuls, we split it in three unevenly so i'm not 100% sure lol. if you let the ice cream/creamsicles melt enough to be mixable by hand and went to absolute town on the cereal you could probably make this without a blender!

anyway go be free summon grimace and ik they dont have these anymore but dont give those clowns any money

#if you wana you can drop me a buck tho kofi links on my main page♡ #grimace shake #grimace #recipe #milkshake #im sure you could add purple food colouring or something #the cereal does give it flecks of colour i bet if u added sprinkles and/or something glittery itd be real pretty #was gona get a pic but left my phone downstairs and wanted to Consume #pretty close i think! even with using too much cereal #i didnt use vanilla ice cream myself but both flavours were a bit too strong to match the grimace shake so i think adding some more to it #would make it even closer #id just been hoping there was enough in the creamsicles and was too lazy to get out another thing of ice cream lol #wouldve tried this MUCH much sooner but been between jobs and am just now finally Finally starting to get a little bit of money back up #which is gona be going right back out the window because current job is temp and the end is around the corner:'3 #just me #in case it wasnt clear FUCK mcdonalds btw #free palestine #im sure capn crunch isnt great either😭 there might be store brand fruit cereals that are super similar?? #if anyone tries this and wants to post a pic/give feedback or thoughts id love to see!:D

[bijoumikhawal]

"Biden is the best choice and he's actually really empathetic and reasonable but also you can't wait for a candidate that won't do genocide and war crimes because to become a presidential candidate you have to be willing to do that" see what you fundamentally don't understand is I'm not waiting for a candidate that won't do war crimes, because I know that. I cannot morally stomach this system, it's a joke to claim its democratic, and AMERICA DELENDA EST. this country is a plague on this Earth

#cipher talk #It's baffling because okay so you know how fucked up this is but you're behaving in a way that clearly indicates you want that this shambli #Disgusting empire to cling to life until after you're dead because it'd make /you/ uncomfortable and inconvenienced #To live through its destruction (the wealthier classes and more privileged experience lesser material changes in state collapse so long as #They aren't too highly ranked/involved in politics. A Sri Lankan wrote an article specifically addressing Americans about this) #It's so dehumanizing! People's blood is so cheap to you! You've just accepted its inevitable that genocide will happen! #Because of how the US operates! You can see no other future! It hardly matters to you! #You say this like the death of Palestinians of Yemenis of Syrians is someone else's dropped ice cream cone #You understand why people hate this country and you understand we deserve it but it just. Hardly matters to you #It feels like madness to watch this. It's disgusting #I keep thinking- it'd be so easy for you to justify my people being killed if violence broke out and it was in your favor #It's unlikely because. Well. America loves 'the church of the martyrs' #But you'd do it if that was favorable. You wouldn't think twice. You might feel a twinge in your heart but that's all #Because we aren't people to you! #We aren't all that important! Not important enough for you do anything more than 'well let's vote a blue in and do some protests' #What's a protest worth if you perpetuate the system and can't see a way out and don't try for a way out? #That's killing a man then putting flowers on his casket. It's /perverse/. #You get used to the idea that Africans die that West Asians die and that's just the way of the world. My g-d do you understand anything?? #I watch necrosis take hold my parts of my culture and I watch every good person I know be ground to dust under a military regime #I talk to my friend who got drafted and is trans and may never come out because if they do they can get arrested as a 'prostitute' #I watch the wild hope for the future I was introduced to over radio at 9 years old wither #I watch people risk it anyway because just past the fence they can see they know there are people there #I watch my neighbor to the south crumble and weep because our hands are bloody and it's in part because we bloodied them for the west #And you just think that's how things are. #Fascist white death cult mindset

[orange-dreamzer]

Questionnnnn

Does being lactose intolerant can also depends on what kind of milk??

welllllllllll kinda? it‘s mostly usually just the normal milk the stomach can‘t handle right, that‘s why other milks exist

#ask #asks #the chaos family #well personally for me it always changes day by day #things like bread and ice cream aren‘t as bad for me as like pure milk is either #some days I can drink lots of milk and others days the tiniest drop of it makes me sick #there‘s also specific brands of milk #-that are worse #but for me it‘s usually just reallyyyy bad stomach aches or feeling like throwing up too #(and my doctor was never 100% sure on if it is lactose intolerance i havee) #WOAH that was. wow #uhm sorry for that

[mumblelard]

vinegar and brown paper or ladies who lurch an unstructured list

finnie's new baby albino blood python is named parsnip

neighbors across the courtyard released a bunch of doves to honor the matriarch. it didn't go well

i'm about to finish the project that i have been working on the last few years. i don't know what happens next. sometimes it feels like i'm floating and other times like i'm falling off a cliff

this morning i saw my first goslings of spring

a friend sent me his new book some months ago and for valid reasons i haven't read it yet. asking me about it would break the rules but knowing that that only makes my continued silence on the subject worse

some neighbor kids go door to door offering to take out your trash for a dollar but i have been paying them to draw monsters for me on old scraps of cardboard and they are fantastic

(photo via finnie)

#i had a bad dream #cliffs #clouds #chippies #change #i dropped my ice cream #dovecotes #dry wall #applejack #tachikawa three way #blood pythons #parsnips #grimjack #goslings #grumpuses #pandemic era #fourth spring

[lobotomyladylives]

Your career changes give me whiplash in the time I've been following you alone you've talked about being a dog trainer/walker, working with schizophrenics (or addicts idr), various customer service jobs, writing, deliveries, and now you're trying to be a sailor? Cannot keep up!

it's called having no direction in life & being terminally unemployable to the point of losing every job within 9 months

#and also being 28 & not like. 19 #ive been in the work force for 11 years guys that's a looong time #also ive never had a writing job thats just my dream. & im not a sea captain YET #heres a nice comprehensive list of all my jobs with corresponding age bc i have nothing better to do #ice cream shop (17) festival work (18-23 only summers) farmers market attendent (19) target seasonal stocker (21) farmers market again (24) #waitress (24) peer support specialist at mental health drop in center (25-26) dog walking and training on & off from 20 to present. #also ubereats & doordash sometimes. thats what im doing now mostly bc my insane dog takes up too much time to work with other ppls dogs #i feel like im forgetting stuff. theres a lot of jobs i had for like 2 weeks then quit #then the one from early this year at the grocery store that i walked out on 2 hrs into training #asks

[underthestarlitsk-y]

birthday party

#when im stressed i go back to my roots: making comics about wonder woman and ice cream #batman dropped his #batman #wonder woman #superman #diana prince #clark kent #bruce wayne #trinity #dc trinity #superwonderbat #drawing #doodles #illustration #diana of themyscira #kal el #superheroes #justice league #jl trinity #fanart #comics #comicbooks #comics fanart #justice league trinity #DC comics

[chaoswarfare]

this is your reminder that you are never too old to run out to get ice cream from the ice cream truck.

too broke? maybe.

but the fact that the neighborhood ice cream lady knows me by name and stops by every week because she knows i wait for her on my porch on saturdays? worth it.

#ice cream #ice cream truck #you’re never too old for ice cream #never #shenanigans #i ran out there in my socks and pajamas because i was cleaning #straight dropped my laundry on my bed and sprinted

[aropride]

IT IS ALL GOING TO BE OKAY.

#text #im fucking exhausted and a little miserable but like #it’s pretty out. sun’s still up #today i passed them on the street to the dining hall and i didn’t even have to pretend to be on my phone #i dropped creative writing and added intro to psych #i’m hopefully getting dinner soon and then coming back to my dorm to hide under my bed for a while. to cope. #might get ice cream hopefully !!! #AND IT’S FALL!! LEAVES ARE TURNING YELLOW THE AIR IS CRISP #💕💗💝💘💓❣️

[sparklingchim]

went to an asian all you can eat restaurant n lemme tell u ... the amount of rounds i had for dessert is embarrassing

#i have an ice cream baby in my tummy #i'd say m like 6 months preggy #i actually feel like m gonna throw up but it was worth it 👍🏻 #i had squid !! #was a lil hesitant to try it but i did n it tastes so good !! #tried some sushi again but i think i just gotta accept the fact that sushi is not my cup of tea 🫤 #anywayyy #i was surrouned by chocolates n sweets for four hours now m home n preggy i need a min to let everything sink in 🫡 #i also have sum assignment due tmrw so ... it's gonna be a long night for me :') #but important things first #i gotta check twt cos i haven't been on my phone since 10am👩🏻‍🏫 #i heard taylor is gonna drop new??? songs tonight n im gonna lose my mind omg