#i google searched

[randomshenaniganery]

Silmarillion but its a ballet

yea if u knew me u should have guessed Glorfindel

of course i’d draw the love of my life first why wouldn’t I?

#the silmarillion #the silmarillion ballet #silm #silmarillion art #glorfindel #tolkien #JRR Tolkien #tolkien elves #i google searched #glorfindel losgloriol #i cant believe this bitch is just blonde very blonde #jk its actually golden flower or something #anyway i love this bitch #im sorry his hair is short i'll draw it longer later skksks #glorfindel fanart #glorfindel art

[callisteios]

Hi, feel free to take my new uquiz to discover what kind of vampire you are!

#NO IM NOT TALKING ABOUT CHESS THE MUSICAL I DONT KNOW WHAT THAT IS. I AM TALKING ABOUT THE ANCIENT BOARD GAME:CHESS #uquiz #vampires #twilight #because let's be honest there are a fair few references #and maybe this is my twilight quiz which has been in my drafts for nearly a year! #and i was tired of it sitting there #maybe! #quiz #werewolves #mention #you can get human in this im really sorry #it's a bit of a mean result #oh if anyone has an actual picture of the vampire that killed dean winchester please send it along #i could not find it with a cursory google search but i rememeber he wore a clown mask #so maybe one of those guys is the guy?

[buttercupdemise]

i think about this a lot. what if a deaf human fell down the mountain. would he make his threatening language accessible

#at least once a month i ponder #is he the type of guy to search for a language translator #or google “braille alphabet” #or look up “ASL easy tutorial fast” #to make sure his wrath is sent into the brains of everyone he stands before #undertale #flowey #charrator

[diioonysus]

necklaces/chokers + art

#concepcion remisa de moret by federico madrazo #sorry some of these might not have titles because searching these through googles is virtually impossible #lucas cranach the elder by unknown #salome with the head of john the baptist by bernardindo lunini #portrait of a lady by aristeidis oikonomou #not sure unknown by unknown? #the painting is by mortiz stifter #princess louisa of prussia by jean baptise van der hulst #not sure #cant find the artist #i think this is by cornelis le mair #the girl in the painting is hortense de beauharnais but i dont know the artist #artist is markos kampanis #maria portinari by hans memling #i cant find the artist nor the painting but i do know thats a tutor gown #portrait of a lady by pedro campana #portrait of a young lady by sandro botticelli #cant find artist nor painting #young noblewoman with a rose by johann heinrich #artist is bartholmeus van der helst #painter is antonio moro #the subject is mary edward hogarth but i cant find the artist #painter is frans hals #painter is andrea solario #unknown by unknown (cant find it) #portrait of a lady in red by bernardino zaganelli #circe by edward john poynter #mary madalene by carlo crivelli #lady mary wortley montagu by joseph highmore #well i know the location is 19th century russia but cant find the artist

[sleepy-bebby]

Reddit • YouTube

#data #top post #statistics #web browsers #chrome #google chrome #educational #Firefox #opera #mozilla #mozilla firefox #internet explorer #internet #statistical data #video #Netscape #data is beautiful #I still use Firefox and probably will forever unless it closes down #switch from your default browser to Firefox and use DuckDuckGo’s search engine #this goes for mobile users too.

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

got a worm nibbling my brain. can someone help me find a piece of obscure media?

webcomic/indie comic from the 2010s. basically a sci-fi short story about a young girl (with red hair?) who was being raised by scientists as part of an experiment. she receives a haircut/has her head shaved, in preparation for her annual brain scan/testing. it is revealed that while her body is human, her "brain" is artificial, made of computer implants throughout her skull and spine. at some point her biological mother (also a scientist on the same campus?) encounters her and is repulsed, viewing her as a machine who has murdered her daughter.

it was very poignant and it bruised my heart and i can NOT find it anywhere

#i thought it was made by the creator of 'O Human Star' for some reason but apparently not? #goddammit goddammit goddammit #'i don't have to write down the title of this piece of media i encountered in my formative years bc i'll always remember it' #*cut to ten years later frantic googling* #fun fact 'a.i.' is now a completely useless search term #google in general is useless #and stuff i read 3+ years ago regularly vanishes from the internet #bookmarks are not enough! if you like indie media--download that shit! buy digital/physical copies while you can #save it to the cloud back it up and organize that shit!!! #keep a list of the stuff you read (organized by date/media type and possibly with keywords if you want it to be useful longterm) #(or a spreadsheet even if you're like me and rabidly consume short stories/comics like a pack of amnesiac piranhas on a feeding frenzy) #(that stuff PILES UP over the years ok. if you wanna make sure you'll be able to find it again a decade later--curation is key) #because art WILL touch your soul and then vanish into the void leaving naught but a 404 Error in its wake #i am an old man shaking my fist at the kids on my lawn but the kids on my lawn are me and my longterm digital planning skills circa 2012

[xiao-come-home]

Even MORE pre-release Boothill. Please bear with me im doing my best,, slightly sug/gestive in one paragraph 🤸‍♀️

I've read somewhere that Boothill short-circuits when he's embarrassed AND I STAND BY IT. 1000%. I am here to spread this like a disease. His system is definitely able to process his emotions, but when you do something that makes his heart skip a beat, he freezes in his spot, his cheeks gain the most beautiful scarlet color... And then you hear the worst combination of malfunctioning robotic noises, AND then sparks fly off of him. Might have to wait a few minutes until he comes back...

Boothill might look like he's calm outside, but he just FEELS the blue screen coming when things get too heated with no break whatsoever or too much fluids go past the protective metal plates. His body stops in place, is absolutely unresponsive, and his eyes flash blue.

Don't worry though, your Boothill has a restart button, right in the middle of his upper back, hidden by his half-vest (or.. whatever that is). He might overheat a little bit though, so be careful not to give yourself unnecessary burns.

In rare cases when his blue screens get REAL bad, you have to stick a USB drive he gave you in those special slots he has on the left side of his hips to bring him back.

Boothill most definitely does not sleep, but gets recharged by electricity or fuel instead. Perhaps that's the reason for the hole he has on his back? Either way, it gives you an opportunity to "plug him up", which he hates, despises even, to hear from you when he feels low on energy (he still wants a goodnight kiss btw).

Boothill swallows bullets. He also spits them out when needed.. usually, he's very careful not to spit them into your mouth when you kiss, but gravity betrays him on his worst days.

Boothill probably works like Siri or Alexa when battles leave him a bit too wounded. You might wonder about something, say it out loud, and then Boothill just can't stop reading the first thing that came up on Google.

"What's the best recipe for carrot cake?"

"2 cups (260g) all-purpose flour, 2 teaspoons baking soda, ½ teaspoon fine sea salt—" Boothill gasps and covers his mouth, "1 ½ teaspoons ground cinnamon, 1 ¼ cups (295ml) vegetable oil, 1 cup (200g) granulated sugar—"

He just can't stop.

#he can't stop and neither can i #honkai star rail #honkai star rail x reader #hsr x reader #boothill hsr #boothill #boothill x reader #.headcanon #spoiler: ive never eaten carrot cake in my life and the recipe isn't first in Google search but i promise he really does this #hoyoverse told me this in a dream

[chihirolovebot]

on a real note that bit near the end of the video was genuinely haunting. hearing somerton talk about how gay writers are erased from history was one thing (with all the irony being that he stepped on the backs of numerous underpaid, underprivileged and uncredited queer writers to build his youtube channel) but when h revealed it wasn't even somerton's quote in the first place? the worst, most crushing sort of irony. how do you lament about the erasure of gay people and gay writers in history... whilst erasing a gay writer and taking his words as your own?

#it's genuinely unconscionable and its given me a lot to think about #i found somerton through his video essay on killing stalking #one of my favourite psychological horrors #i was overjoyed to find someone who seemed to recognise it for the dark character study of trauma and abuse that it was #and not a love story #now all i want to do is go back to that video and search up the phrases in google #to see who really wrote those words and phrases that got to me so deeply #fuck man . what a disappointment #james somerton #hbomberguy #veetxt

[snakeoid]

small wyll doodle bc i do NOT draw him enough

#bg3 #baldurs gate 3 #wyll #wyll ravengard #i need to draw him more hes sooo. how do i capture the warmth in his smile google search

[ahsteria]

THE MARTYR; hilary mantel / arch budzar / wikipedia / franz kafka / anne carson / pinterest / velázquez, christ crucified (image) / cohen 1988 interview / sweatermuppet

#the pinterest unnamed i put through a reverse image search and couldn’t find anything #and googled the words #if anyone knows the sources pls lmk #new web weave dropped #mine #art #martyr #web weaving #poetry #ww

[onemillionfurries]

fun fact if you want to see videos before a certain year on youtube, you can put "before:[year]" after what you're searching for.

the results are glorious.

#lab notes #old web #2000s web #2000s #2000s nostalgia #pokemon #eevee #note: im using newpipe to search this. if you search on regular youtube you may get algorithm'd suggestions #like theyll all still be from before the year you put in #but when i look up 'eevee before:2010' on regular youtube i get eevee party videos pushed to the top. because i really like eevee party. #and google knows that #so if you want the REAL authenticity: log out of ur account first. or go incognito mode.

[catsaah]

After many times installing and uninstalling this app I fell in love with it and now I want to post my drawings here! Hello Tumblr, I offer you a drawing of Grian, the fisher of mending books, as my input for this delightful app ♥️

#how to use tags search google #grian fanart #grianmc #hermitcraft grian #hermitcraft #fishing #? i guess #this tool to send posts kinda remembers me of Amino app era #and that scares me a little bit but its a cool tool :3

[chongoblog]

hey have you heard of this cool niche internet comic called homestu

Stu? At home? So like?

#btw i did not make this #i found it when doing a google search #i tried my VERY best to find out who made it #the closest i could find was a reddit post whose OP deleted

[thisismisogynoir]

#polls #sorry if i got any of these symbols/animals wrong btw hellenists plz don't come for my neck 😩 #i did a quick google search to make sure that they WERE as accurate as could be tho! #greek mythology

[inkskinned]

"it's so embarrassing you like that popular thing" "oh ew that geeky/strange thing is so cringe lol" "oh it's kind of weird you get excited about that harmless shit"

dude i love how ironic and jaded you are and that's so cool and sexy of you. and i am so so glad to tell you - you won!! we all had a meeting and we decided that you won, and we are writing your name on the inside of a burger king crown. the marker smeared, sorry, but we knew any form of real effort is ugly to you. but anyway. congrats! you are officially the coolest, most ironic, most jaded person in-the-world-right-now. we would throw you a party but you would think it was totally boring - and besides, we're weird so we wouldn't have been coming. we would have brought our love of beetles and of baking and of little canapes. we would have brought our artsy videogames and pages of writing. we would have written a poem with you, our hands covered in ink, and spread out a canvas to dance on, the night so lurid and pink.

but do not worry. we will not throw the party. we will just get you a ringlight and that crown i mentioned. it is a nice crown, except for where one of us dropped it.

the vote was a really hard one because we had so many cool ironic people to pick off the shelves. all of you have hands that rot fruit, how strange is that - you can't look at something without destroying it for other people. you like it when you can squeeze a person into a pinpoint - all us small ones scampering our little feet around our ugly joys. the vote was also a hard one because we kept our voices down because you don't like it when we talk too loud. you were on your phone at the time, talking to people other than us. you are a ghoul of every moment - half in, half out, you resent us for being here without shame or embarrassment.

so good news! we have invented an island for people like you. you get to go there and speak into the air things like if you still like watching harmless twitch streamers in 2023 you're fucking boring. you will say things like liveplay podcasts are fucking ugly and it's kind of awkward they try to make everything gay. on the island we made you, all of your words will have weight. they will form in the air like icicles, large white behemoth letters that will crumple in anvils around your feet. maybe we will send someone there once in a while to sweep, but honestly you might be there for a while, alone, waiting. we are busy being outside looking for mushrooms and flapping our hands and humming. we are busy kicking our little heels while we watch cringey tv. we are busy - sorry! as an apology, we have pre-filled the island with every bland, mediocre, unscented thing we could find. the island has the texture of american cheese. the island has an ocean that never gets angry. the island is perfect for you, trust me. you will be so happy there - as happy as you can be, ironically.

we want to say we are sorry for doing harmless things that you find annoying, childish, or unappealing - but we are not sorry. we thought we could help you, because we don't mind laughing at ourselves, but it turns out you are allergic to color and noise and atmosphere, so this is the best that we can do for now. we are all making a big shirt that says i voted in the ironic monarchy. we got you one that is just a fast fashion buttondown. i am so excited for you and this island and the big life you have won. you have a cool jaded grey life and miles of irony to roam. i love you! be well.

now leave us alone.

#spilled ink #writeblr #slam poetry #i started this as a joke and ended up taking after #the poem about all the women in the world meeting in the bathroom #i can't find it to link it directly i've been googling for like 15 minutes if someone can remember #turns out frantically googling the only lines like ''women meeting in the bathroom'' #''secret womens meeting you always believed happened" is not useful for . to search??? help :( #also the reason this says harmless so many times is bc like #this is 100% about like #yeah man when ppl are mean about ppl enjoying things like. fuckin lady gaga #like this is so obviously about ppl who steal ur joy for no reason (i WILL steal ur joy if ur a bigot btw) #also yes it's bc someone was like ''liking the mcelroys in 2023 is cringe'' #and im like. dude what the fuck literally just let people like things it's LITERALLY not that deep. #like i dont like centipedes theyre one of like the 2 bugs im squicked out by ... but like. #if u really like centipedes. im like so happy for you. i hope you can put socks on ur centipedes #so they can speedclean ur floors. that would be fun and cool!!! #i love u i hope all of you have a weird passion i love you i hope that passion fills your life like soap bubbles

[hettolandija]

Misha at JIB 2010

#Misha Collins #JIB 2010 #jibcon 2010 #I saw a lot of misinfo about where and when these photos were taken so I decided to trace the source of them #google was useless but duckduckgo & yandex & tineye were helpful #EDIT: that woman is Julie Caitlin Brown and she is Misha's agent #fun fact: these search engines also think than Misha circa 2010 looks like Sebastian Stan #and will show me photos of him when I look for photos of Misha