#i look like a bot

[kalkoen-uit-de-oven]

I have no idea how to change my pfp

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#send help #pls #ohno #i look like an idiot #i look like my account is inactive #or worse #i look like a bot #oh nooo #sobs and dies #nobody #emo as hell #tumbler #basic functions #basic #kinda dumb #tumblr help #pls help

[luwha]

Tumblr: No NSFW! You know how it is we banned it because of the bots in 2018!

Also tumblr:

#Edited because someone said they're not bots #i think they are because i did click on their streams and it was loop r extremely obscene #and i didn't LOOK for them #it's being blasted to ALL users #i don't think this is safe for them like this

[variksel]

i hate you ai art i hate you "unalive" i hate you youtube premium i hate you twitter 8$ checkmark i hate you nfts i hate you therapy app advertisements i hate you non-chronological timelines i hate you instagram reels i hate you subtle tiktok filters that cant be turned off i hate you family bloggers i hate you ads on true crime episodes i hate you facebook i hate you vr glasses on chickens i hate you dystopian social media

#sorry but genuinely sometimes i feel like we live in a fucking dystopia #i get ads of chat bots designed to look like cute girls who will listen to your problems and it. god #its so unbelievably strange in some indescribable way #how am i supposed to explain that the word unalive makes me want to tear my hair out #vent #rant #idk

[lastoneout]

please have this recreation of the infamous low-quality cabbage I made myself in 20mins for my twitch streams bcs I somehow convinced myself making it from scratch was easier than just cutting it out of a screenshot

#low quality cabbage #my art #this is free idc if you use it #I would post the high quality cabbage png I got but I didn't draw that one I got it off google so it's not mine #anyway tumblr AI bots this is what a cabbage looks like you can trust me I promise

[tezzbot]

Messy messy silly comic lol Sibling Moment

#sth #team chaotix #charmy bee #espio the chameleon #vector the crocodile #mydoodles #No I do not know nor care what eggman bots actually look like I've get vague shapes that is all LOL #I hope this is like. legible #like I hope the order of things isn't confusing orz #I was just scribbling with this so sorry if it isn't jhkgjfh

[ccassettetape]

i am writing an accidental haiku to attract haiku bot

#haiku bot #🦾 finn txt #normal post. average. average words in these tags. #need to catch it. with a net maybe. like those ones that they always show ppl catching butterflies and junk with on shows. pspsppspspspspsp #ooooooooooh u wanna look at this post so bad oooooooooh #<- attempting to attract haiku bot to this post #wowoowoooowowowowowoowowowowowowoowowowoowowowoowowiwoowiwiwoowowowowoowowwwww (<- normal noises) #I wonder if there’s a limit to how many tags you can add #time to begin the haiku bot summoning ritual um #oooowowowowoowowowwwwooooo haiku bot haiku bot haiku bot oooowoowowowowwwwwwwu you wanna look at this post haiku bot ooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuoo #throws flower. get over here please. #man. my arm hurts. #its weird bc one #why does my arm hurt thats really donking random but two im not?? why do i have an arm. i still get kinda surprised by it when i front lmao #why am i rambling so much in the tags #oh right trying to figure out if theres a limit to how many tags there can be dhdjdjndhdjsjmsjdjd #i think lesbians are cool. girls who like other girls are awesome. keep existing 👍 #uhhhhhhhh #never mind im done with that now i dont anything more to say :( #never mind again #tags tags tags tags tags #LISTEN IM BORED AS HECK AND WANT TO DO SOMETHING RANDOM AND SILLY SHUSH #journal

[thatmooncake]

Therapy bots AU I’m making with @flinxypie where you have a lil accident at your job at the pizzaplex and early into your recovery they show up at your house to finish the job therapise you and it’s pure shenanigans and dreamscape misadventures from there onwards.

(A bit more AU info under the cut)

Sun used to work at the Fazbear theatre until it closed, then he was repurposed to work at the Superstar Daycare until it closed too. After spending a loooong time begging any human staff he could find to let him do something (anything) useful instead of just collecting dust, he was given this new job as a therapy bot - and it came with a few neat upgrades too. But of course that meant having to pretend he knew what he was doing. And of course that meant having to pretend that Fazbear Entertainment had good intentions. And of course that meant Moon was coming with him too.

Moon used to be Sun’s partner in crime at the theatre, performing onstage with him every day until one day he just …switched off and wouldn’t respond. He was always a little glitchy, and there was a reason for that. With no body to call his own, Moon took to the dreamscape, where he was used to conduct dream experiments of the soul-trapping kind in secret. Now he’s back in his body, and he’s struggling to adapt to the world around him (especially during the day), but in the dreamscape he knows all sorts of (bad) therapy concepts he can introduce you (and Sun) to, and he may find yet another willing participant to drag into dreamland with him.

Plot points that come up include:

- The time you went out for a walk and Moon buried himself under a pile of leaves because it was sunny outside and you never found out where Sun picked up that potted plant from but he showed it to you anyway because he thought it’d make you smile

- The time Sun thought he was taking you to the beach but it was actually just one of those pop up places they put in towns but at least social anxiety is slightly easier or at least more amusing when you’ve got a robot friend by your side who didn’t know it wasn’t the real beach

- The time Moon almost got you to sleep so he could take you to the land of dreams but then there was a gotdang cricket chirping in the room because bearded dragons gotta eat

- The time you went to the dreamscape and fused with Sun and Moon and having their thoughts in your head was weird

And much much more (probably)!

#fnaf #sundrop #moondrop #fnaf daycare attendant #fnaf au #fnaf sb au #fnaf Sun #fnaf moon #fnaf security breach #I wish I had more to say so far but all I have are their designs #and like #a lot of ideas #fablesketches #y/n doesn’t really have a canon appearance I’m just using my sona and Scrunchie’s sona unless we get specific asks #also if you think they look basically the same but with a jumper on there’s a reason for that #sort of an au of an au if you squint just a little #therapy bots au

[sphnyspinspin]

You know what. In honor of Father’s Day, I’m reposting this old Whirl and Whirl Jr. drawing I did because ONE- it’s still one of my best pieces that I’ve ever made and I like showing it off, and TWO- I’m too lazy to make anything new 🥰✨

#sheesh is that really what my lineart use to look like?? #I remember taking so long just to make whirl’s design and just copy pasting to trace it #same thing goes for whirl jr #her design was based off of an old Idw rendition I made and I was pretty proud of it #transformers #maccadam #maccadams #rescue bots academy #rba #whirl #whirl jr #fathers day #my art

[yaoiboypussy]

I have noticed a sudden influx of people screenshotting posts made by chronically online trans men that have like two notes and then saying that a huge chuck of trans men agree with the OP.

It’s very strange. What level of trying to find something to get mad about do you have to be to find someone from a certain group who has bad opinions and 10 followers and say that suddenly they speak for a large percent of that group.

#.txt #once I looked up a post and it had two likes. one was from OP and the other was a bot 😭 #trans #transgender #trans man #transmasc #lgbt

[thingsaday]

based on this post 

#dhmis #dont hug me im scared #don't hug me i'm scared #duck dhmis #art #memes #twitter #colin the computer #computer dhmis #drawing #duck guy #I generally won't block you for looking like a bot but be warned that a lot of people will #aka this is both a joke and a psa lol

[phantomrose96]

I’m working on a Christmas gift for my mom. It’s a page-a-day calendar website of her dog.

#doing all the *easy stuff first #(*front end stuff I could do while in a coma) #saving the *hard stuff for the end #(*stuff that doesn’t overlap with my day to day job) #I’ve got an AWS account running discord bots remotely so #surely I can figure out a website deployment from there… #but first I’m gonna make the front end look actually decent lmao #and go get like 100 more pictures of Ash #Chrissy speaks

[theindependenttrentcrimm]

I see your ‘house and Wilson are inevitably just very fucked up, the only reason they work so well is that they are both unhinged and it wouldn’t be right to subject anyone else to them’ and raise you ‘they are intimately capable of soft love and I think would be able to give it to each other- quick kisses, smiles etc. however they also need a level of prank and mental enrichment that they can only ever get from each other’

#t rambles #hate crimes md #hilson #look this will be going in my amber = house meta BUT house making wilson buy furniture and amber making wilson buy their shared bed are bot #ways that they make wilson make small manageable decisions #the difference between house and amber in this instance is that amber lets wilson make a bad decision (one that house supports crucially) #because she doesn’t want him to resent her and she wants to allow him to have choice whereas house’s is more so I want this to be our space #and you are home to me #‘I like what this says about you’ = ‘I love you I love you and I know you love me’ #anyway #watching videos of them looking at each other and laughing and smiling and imagining house just leaning over to kiss wilson softly goodbye #I am so sorry these tags got away from me #probably their own post #they’re just sooooo brainworm inducing

[shinozaki-ayumi]

im so tired of seeing actual po/rn on every tag i search on this website. at this rate just lift the nsfw ban bc i'd much rather sift through illustrated nsfw by fanartists instead of bots posting real images

#they use EVERY tag too like why are there po/rn bots in the corpse party tag every time i look #that's such a niche community and it STILL gets tagged

[souldagger]

so normal about the gender fuckery of the Polish murderbot translation (lie i am on the verge of tears)

#it uses verb inflections that imply it/otherwise non-binary pronouns in first person #and it looks like in third person the translator went with #she pronouns when using security unit (bc the word unit is gendered female in polish) #and he pronouns when using Murderbot (bc the word robot is gendered male) #which... isn't ideal #but in a language this excessively gendered it was always going to be messy #and it's the first person verb endings that matter most bc you're reminded that mb's opinion on gender is No Thanks EVERY SENTENCE. !!!!!!! #the fact that the translator went with that instead of the easy route of he pronouns #(which are unfortunately kind of implied in the name Murderbot/Mordbot in polish since like i said robot/bot is gendered male) #is so so so important to me #(and ofc half the reviews for this translation include complaints about 'woke' verb endings 🙄 whatever) #.txt #books #murderbot

[vulcanmilk]

Mind melds

#i wanted the ink to like spread when i did this to visualize the meld but all it did was tear up the paper! #the second one went better #i regret the red pen but oh well #spocktober #one day ill be able to scan my photos and bot have to apply 100 filters to make it kinda look like what it does irl

[scificrows]

Today I'm thinking about this:

Or Miki was a bot who had never been abused or lied to or treated with anything but indulgent kindness. It really thought its humans were its friends, because that’s how they treated it. I signaled Miki I would be withdrawing for one minute. I needed to have an emotion in private.

And about how Murderbot slowly starts calling its humans its friends in Exit Strategy, tentatively at first:

Were they my sort-of human friends? My clients? My ex-owners, though legally that was only Dr. Mensah. Were they going to see me and yell for help, alert security?

but also more confidently later:

Maybe that was why I had been nervous about meeting Mensah again, and not all the other dumb reasons I had come up with. I hadn’t been afraid that she wasn’t my friend, I had been afraid that she was, and what it did to me.

The only tag I can access on Ratthi is a partial that says my human friend. That’s strange and unlikely, but the pre-catastrophic-failure version of me seemed sure about it, and I don’t have anything else to go on.

and Mensah confirms this at the end of the book too:

I just want you to know you already have options here, and I expect you’ll have more offers for your services or advice as a security consultant. And that you have friends here you can discuss things with, whatever you decide to do, or wherever you decide to go.

The thought that a bot could see its humans as its friends (and because they treat it as a friend too) made Murderbot so emotional in Rogue Protocol that it needed a minute to process it. And later on in the series it starts to understand that its own humans are its friends too - and how much they care about it and that it can go to them for help if it needs them and I just. I think I need to withdraw and have an emotion about this in private too.

#i'm so normal about- #actually no it's fine i'm not #i'm really not #also just. remember in NE when arada tells three that a lot of people will be very grateful if it can help get murderbot back safely #and three is like 'huh i have read about this in the helpme.file and accepted it as truthful but it's different actually experiencing this' #'the humans really care about this secunit and will not abandon it although we are made to be disposable????' #because ugh idk #this feels like a parallel to murderbot and miki #the way murderbot is like 'humans like this bot and treat it with kindness so it actually thinks the humans are its friend????' #and now it has friends of its own and this new secunit looks at the way murderbots humans care about it and goes '?????' #and there's something so beautiful about that #i wanna cry #the murderbot diaries #murderbot #𓄿 #long post