#if you’re confused

[thekeythief]

#harry potter #draco malfoy #idk why man I’m just going with it #if you’re confused #so am I

[dear-ao3]

lando norris sir it is nOT EVEN YOUR SEASON TO BE SILLY???!!!

#things i was not prepared to hear today: that #also my sister texted me in the middle of work #THE MIDDLE OF WORK IM TALKING TO CLIENTS AMD THEN I GET TEXTS ABOUT LANDO NORRIS’S MCLAREN CONTRACT #bruh #sir #please #this was not on my bingo board #at all #even remotely #i’m not mad about it at all i think it’s good #bUT WHAT IN THE FRESH FUCK #ON A RANDOM FRIDAY AFTERNOON???? #f1 #if you’re confused #lando signed a contract extension with mclaren when his current contract doesn’t expire until next year #maybe he liked their insta posting after all!! #ln4 #lando norris

[stealingyourbones]

Short DPXDC Prompts #238

Barry spots Danny while he was trapped in the speedforce. It was the only change in his years of stuck running and running in the speedforce. He later meets Danny as the Black Flash.

#danny phantom #dc comics #dp x dc #dpxdc #dp x dc prompt #writing prompts #black flash is the speedforce grim reaper #if you’re confused #the comic I’m referring to is Flash Rebirth #bones prompts

[chirpsythismorning]

Everyone moved on but I’m still here

#byler #stranger things #if you’re confused #2x05 dig dug #42:20

[sp00kies]

Specific hamster is gonna wake up without a prized possession

#disney villains #disney #reblogs > likes #sp00ks’ art #percival mcleach #prince john #if you’re confused #pj stole gus’ scarf and is now hiding in percy’s room #also namely drew this just to try and put them in different outfits

[velocibirb]

reddit migrants y’all are adorable, it has been a pleasure watching you learn to tumblr like tadpoles coming up on land after growing legs. I am examining your terrarium with great interest

#feel free to reach out if you’re confused or anything!! I lurked on 196 and curatedtumblr but I’m a tumblrina first and foremost #reddit migration #tumblr migration #196 #curatedtumblr

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 170

Once again on my Ras & Danny being training rivals thanks to time travel bullshit. 

Look, Danny knows about the league of Assassins, but he almost dies of laughter when he realizes it’s the modern name of the league of Shadows. He’s an adult now, has been for a while, he’s allowed to find the situation he’s found himself in amusing. Hell, his sparring buddy who is somehow still alive is laughing too. 

And no one else knows what’s going on, okay? This random man walked into their secret base, completely ignored the many assassins trying to stop him, and called their illustrious leader a “Little Bitch Man” and they are now fighting?

The fighting is familiar, but why the fuck is Ras cackling and saying things like “Ayreh Feek” back. Practically saying “Fuck you,” while laughing and oh Pit, they’re Bantering this is terrifying, why has Ras not won yet, why has this man not died yet and- bodies aren’t supposed to bend like that what the fuck- 

Ras on the other hand, has One friend, who is immortal like him, actually remembers the shit he complains about, is also down for saving endangered animals, and actually knows how to spar! It’s not a proper spar unless someone loses at least a hand that has to be reattached! And honestly, people nowadays should know that the proper greeting to an old friend is to instantly try to kill the other. 

#dcxdp #dpxdc #prompts #Jason & Talia & the Assassins are just standing there in utter confusion #Dusan also standing there: Oh thank fuck his sparring buddy is back we kept losing operatives whenever Father decided to be affectionate #Most of the League is at least Ecto contaminated but the Al Ghuls are Liminal AF #Danny as a teen: Ur a lil bitch lmao #Ras as a teen: Well fuck you too I hope the earth swallows you where you stand #Danny as an adult when he sees his friend: Hey Bitch #Ras to everyone’s horror: Hey Fucker you’re a decade late #Danny: Had a king to kill you know how it is #Talia: Alright Jason time for you to go to Gotham I think there might be hallucinogens in the Base #Jason: No I want to see more of this this is comedy gold #Tiny Damian doing mental gymnastics: Is this Grandmother????? #No one knows how the fuck to describe their relationship- are they friends?? Rivals?? Lovers?? Just too dudes who apparently have known #each other for a Very long time????

[morganbritton132]

Nancy sends Eddie a video the morning after her monster hunter trio sleepover and Eddie uses it as a background in a Tiktok.

So, he’s wordlessly in the corner of the screen while the video plays. It shows Nancy getting out bed, putting on her sleepers and her robe, and then walking across the hall to the guest room where Steve and Jonathan are asleep at opposite ends of the bed.

Nancy walks to the side of the bed that Steve is sleeping on and taps on the phone laying next to him. The screen lights up and shows that he’s on a call with Eddie that has been going on for the last five hours.

She flips the camera around and says directly to Eddie, “You’re pathetic.”

Nancy’s video ends and Eddie takes up the whole screen of his Tiktok just to say, “I can’t believe this is how I find out that my husband has me in his phone as Eddie Munson.”

#Eddie’s actually a bold face liar because his name in Steve’s phone is actually ICE - Eddie Munson #Meanwhile Steve is so distressed to learn that Eddie has him in his phone just as Stevie #Steve: Isn’t that confusing? you know someone named Stevie! You know Stevie Nicks!! #Eddie: Yeahhh sent a few awkward text to her but then I added emojis #Eddie: See. here’s an apple because you’re the apple of my eye #eddie munson tiktok saga #steve harrington #eddie munson

[ravens-roth]

I never really made a friend after that, except for one…

SPIDER-MAN: ACROSS THE SPIDER-VERSE

#spider man across the spider verse #miles morales #gwen stacy #atsv #across the spiderverse #filmgifs #filmedit #atsvedit #dailymilesmorales #dailymarvel #userraffa #peter parker #cinemapix #userrobin #useraurore #dailyflicks #ghostflower #gwiles #mygifs #if you’re confused about the subs on the right i used the original audio instead of the digital release cause fuck that #VIEW ON DESKTOP FOR HIGHER QUALITY #specifically the black and white gifs look bad on mobile for some odd reason idk why if anyone has tips on how to fix that please dm me:)

[theloveinc]

I also like the idea of Bakugo coming home from a long, overseas mission only for you to be surprised when you meet him at the airport cuz he’s twice as beefy and four times more scary looking.

#Bakugo #UGH IM IN A CAR so I can’t write this f*ck #but meeting him at the airport and being shocked he’s HUGE and a little bit shy abt it #and you take him home and are all quiet bc u think he wants to rest #meanwhile he’s all confused bc you didn’t seem so excited to see him? only gave him one measly kiss???? #and knows he gained weight and is kinda… nervous u hate it #and when you get home you’re kinda creeping around him #and he just bursts out to ask if you’re not attracted to him anymore or found someone new #and all you can do is like whisper #‘I am so attracted to you right now I feel like I could d*e’ #‘and I didn’t want to bother u after a long flight of other how wet my p*nties are’ #and then u f*ck like animals for a whole week #gen #shii posts

[mummer]

just saw asteroid city last night, pls explain the proposed significance of the kiss!!

answering this publicly hope thats ok! cant do a readmore im on mobile *****asteroid city spoilers below beware*****

i dont remember anyones names so this is gonna sound partly unhinged. okay so the edward norton playwright and jason schwartzman actor (not character, in the black and white parts) are lovers right. tbh i thought this was kind of a gag and forgot about it. but later we find out that the playwright died 6 months into the production. i didnt make the connection that THAT’s why the actor-jason has to suddenly leave the stage and freaks out backstage about how he’s not sure he’s Doing it right. hes not talking about acting!! because he himself is literally grieving his lover while he’s playing a character who’s grieving his wife written by his lover so obviously it’s too much!!! actor-jason is trying to find meaning in his death through his writing but there isnt any meaning in death [gerris drinkwater voice] which is what the play is trying to say anyway. he doesnt think he’s performing grief right even in his own life!!! (and tbh it’s the 50s so he wouldnt be able to perform grief publicly anyway!!!!) the play starts with a car accident… anyone would search for some hidden meaning there, some sign…. so when he talks to margot robbie outside it’s not really about finding the CHARACTER’s motivations it’s about the actor himself being able to process the playwright’s death! and adrien brody director was probably also dealing with that too (him and norton seemed to be good buddies) so the whole “sleeping backstage” thing gets a bit sadder maybe? maybe everyone else got this in the theatre and im just stupid lol but crazy making stuff to me!!! the whole story is about sublimated gay grief that cannot be expressed?!?!

the tweet that caught me onto this was here which posits that the playwright’s death was a suicide but i think that’s pretty stupid and unnecessary because the whole thing about the play asteroid city is that death is random and meaningless. im pretty sure that’s what the alien represents— a shocking and absurd event that isnt outright evil or menacing, not something anyone can predict or make sense of, it’s just a thing that happens to you out of nowhere, it doesnt mean anything. he’s a little black figure, he’s death! giving and taking! aagh

#you’re the wife who played my actor :( #posthumus #asteroid city #imagine youre in love with a playwright and he writes a play before he even meets you about how you cant get over his death which hasnt #happened yet. id go insane too #im going to see it again to see how this informs the whole thing because its driving me crazy #rewatching the performances knowing that they're performing people performing. augh. #remember when bryan cranston accidentally appears in frame. rending my garments #also ‘you cant wake up until you fall asleep’ confused me a bit but then i remembered that the margot robbie scene was supposed to be put o #as a dream sequence and it makes sense now. thanks #aliens are the new fairytale monster symbol of death. the ultimate Unknowable #EDIT okay i read the wikipedia summary got some facts wrong adrien brody is sleeping in the theatre during rehearsals so its not because of #the playwright’s death he’s just like that.

[paper-lilypie]

free falling

#hahaha that moment when you realize you’re down bad for the incarnation of a god and you’re ruined for anyone else #funny that #one piece #kobylu #tagging as kangvcd bc technically it’s their koby design #koby’s awful no good very confusing day #fanart #monkey d. luffy #coby one piece #gear 5 luffy #sun god nika

[zukkacore]

“Starbreaker is dead Jace was killed and forcibly shatterstarred he’s not a real Porter acolyte wah wah wah” don’t you understand that being Brought Back Wrong is its own form of romance. Say it with me again folks. This too is yuri

#Jennifer check walked so that Jace stardiamond could stumble dazed and confused into traffic!!!! #you fools this is my poor thing #brennan’s strenght is his ability to treat even the most surprising gmpc with a tear wrenching amount of empathy and yet #his distaste for Jace stardiamond is so apparent and it’s so funny!!! #forget if the intrepid heroes hate you. if Brennan hates you then you’re sooooo doomed by the narrative #jace stardiamond #starbreaker #dimension 20 #fantasy high #fhjy spoilers #say it with #jaceporter #fantasy high junior year #before anyone comes for me this too is yuri is like. a meme phrase #it’s a yuri of absense you could say. absense of TEXTUAL EVIDENCE OOOOHHHH

[leenfiend]

we were like - rivals, you know? lance and keith neck and neck!

#alternate response for keith based on this comic: oh my god you’re the guy that was always staring at me #lance: I- WHAT! NO #hunk: i mean…. #lance: SHUT UP I DID NOT i was just - i was staring HATE INTO YOU #keith: ….so you were staring #dis one made me emotional fellas im ngl #lance simultaneously caring so hard about keith and what he’s doing and what’s going on in that little noggin #while also being so confused as to why he cares so much at all like who even is this guy #klance #vld klance #my art #Voltron #vld

[feyburner]

I fucking hate DC lol. His race is Villain

#they’re like R’as al Ghul is Chinese. he was originally one of a tribe of Chinese nomads (?) who settled in North Africa. #so we understand your confusion and why you might assume he’s of arab descent considering his name #and the fact that his base is in pseudo pakistan (???). but no he’s 100% chinese. #however. #as a sidenote. #he actually doesn’t have Any ethnicity! #he’s the only human whos ever existed who simply does not have a race or ethnicity. #i hope this clears it up. #also you’re weird and probably racist for wanting to know btw like why do you see color? 🤨 #checkmate.

[thwackk]

REAAAGHHHHHH‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

#woman you’re WAY TOO CLOSE PEPPER SPRAY #this is my therapy right now leave me alone #steve rogers #captain america #marvel #yes i’m aware the bottom one is 50’s fashion not 40’s #edit: THAT IS NOT BUCKY LMAO #edit 2: it’s confusing cause of the clothes but that actually IS Tony i just didn’t wanna tag his ass. this aint abt him #they went to a 50’s themed party.