Taehyung : The best part of an oreo is the cookie part, not the frosting. Deal with it.
Namjoon: Darkness without light is an abyss. Light without darkness is blinding. You cannot have a coin with one side.
Yoongi: YO SOCRATES! IT'S A FUCKING COOKIE!
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bts: *messes up the choreo*
hoseok: *glares*
the rest of bts: *fearing for their lives*, *tell my parents I love them* *help* *if I beg for forgiveness will I be saved?* *we done messed up folks* *rip bts 2013-2024*
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yoongi, to literally everyone else: *le glare*
yoongi, to hoseok: *smiles in cat* ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ
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Incorrect Bangtan #189
seokjin : let's go to church
namjoon : i'm atheist
seokjin : ok how about when the heist is over?
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Yoongi: Also from now we will be picking code names to go in and surprise Jungkook
Yoongi; I will be eagle 1
Points to Hoseok: Hobi will be there been there, done that
Points to Jimin: Currently doing that
Points to Taehyung: it happened once in a dream
Points to Namjoon: If I had to choose a straight person
And finally points to Him: Hyung you will be eagle 2
Jin: Thank God
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Namjoon: what's wrong?
Yoongi: *drunk, scratching the heads of five different cats, crying*: I don't have enough hands
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Hobi: I made everyone friendship bracelets!
Yoongi: Eh, you know I'm not really a jewellery guy.
Hobi, stepping towards him: Oh, it's fine, you don't have to wear it.
Yoongi, hissing: Step back, I'm wearing this forever.
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jungkook, after waking up from a 12 hr 'nap: where am I?
jin: heaven
jungkook: oh
jungkook: didn't think you'd be here
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BTS AS TWEETS ON THE TL
(as requested by anon)
jin
yoongi
hobi
namjoon
jimin
taehyung
jungkook
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Namjoon : In light of what you did for me, you can hug me for four to five seconds.
Yoongi: FORTY FIVE SECONDS?!?
Namjoon : No! Four to five seconds!
Yoongi: Too late!!!
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Yoongi: *fast-forwards all the way through the movie*
Hobi: You can't just skip to the happy ending!
Yoongi: I don't have time for their problems.
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Yoongi: Given the circumstances, I will let you hug me for four to five seconds.
Jimin: Forty five seconds?!?
Yoongi: No! I said four TO five seconds.
Jimin, hugging Yoongi: Too late.
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Jin: what do you call a fish with no eye?
Namjoon: myxine circifrons
jin:
Jin: FSH
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Yoongi: arguing with hoseok
Hoseok: :(
Yoongi: ...
Yoongi: fine come here
Hoseok: :)
Yoongi ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ
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Incorrect Bangtan #188
jimin : what's the height of stupidity?
jungkook : i dunno. hey taehyungie hyung, how tall are you?
taehyung : same fucking height as you, bitch.
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Jimin: Could I have a quicky?
Yoong: Hyperventilating in the corner
Jin: For the last time, it's pronounced quiche
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