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#incorrect jacksepticeye quotes
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Anti: *Walking in to a room* Sorry I’m late... I was... doing things.
*Sounds of running footsteps progressively getting louder*
Chase: *Out of breath* HE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKIN’ STAIRS!
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marksandrec · 7 months
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Marks and Rec: Misc #2610
(Dialogue from Baldur's Gate 3.) Bonus:
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“I’m going to have put on my fucking double seeing glasses cause I can't even begin to see the amount of BULLSHIT coming from you!”
— Karai, hearing Shredder’s lies
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septicwriters · 2 months
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Dark: "Get on your knees."
Anti:....
Dark: "I said get down on the ground!"
Anti: "What? S̛o ̕we ca̴n ̛t̛alk to͏ e͜a͜ch̀ot͡he̷r̛ at ̛th͏e͞ ͡sa̵m̨e h̶ie͝g̀ht̕?"
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wendiiingo · 1 year
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A meme while you wait for the next portrait LOL
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incorrectquoteslobby · 3 months
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Donnie: I'm going to have to put on my fucking double-seeing glasses, because I can't even begin to see the amount of BULLSHIT COMING FROM YOU
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Zag: I’m going to have put on my fucking double seeing glasses cause I can’t even begin to see the amount of BULLSHIT coming from you! ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?!
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“I’m going to have put on my fucking double seeing glasses cause I can't even begin to see the amount of BULLSHIT coming from you!”
Antonio to Mentor Ji, Power Rangers Samurai
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Bell: I'm sorry. Welf: You're not. Bell: I didn't know what I was doing! Lili: Well, I believe that part.
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Miguel: I'm sorry.
Tulio: You're not.
Miguel: I didn't know what I was doing!
Tulio: Well, I believe that part.
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Chase: You lying, cheating, piece of shit!
Anti: Oh yeah? You’re the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD
Chase: I’m leaving and I'm taking Jameson with me!
Marvin picking up the monopoly board: I think we’re gonna stop playing now
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marksandrec · 1 year
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Marks and Rec: Misc #2535
He's just like that. (Dialogue from tumblr.)
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[Raph is searching for his brothers while fighting the Foot Clan]
Raph: Have any of you seen my brothers? They look just like me - less handsome?
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septicwriters · 2 months
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Marvin: Alright, that's all I've got, unless I learn ancient Hebrew.
Jackie: *smirks expectantly*
Marvin: Jackie, I'm not learning ancient Hebrew!
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thevioletcobra · 7 months
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Attention, up-and-coming fanfic writers
Hey! Want to write a fanfiction about your favorite characters but have no idea where to start? Look no further! Tell me what fandom/characters/crossovers you want to write about, and I'll come up with as many prompts as you need to help you get started! Of course, I won't write the entire thing for you, as most of the fun of writing comes from the creative process, but I'll toss up any starters I can think of to kickstart your ideal story!
Fandoms I can easily make prompts for: Sanders Sides, Roleslaying with Roman, Hazbin Hotel, Helluva Boss, The Amazing Digital Circus, Undertale, Undertale AU's, Minecraft, Markiplier Egos, Jacksepticeye Egos, Gravity Falls, Avatar the Last Airbender, A Heist With Markiplier, Lackadaisy, Fairy tail, Assassination Classroom, Unus Annus, The Legend of Korra, Harry Potter, The Marauders
Fandoms I know vaguely and am willing to do research for: The Owl House, MHA, Demon Slayer, Adventure Time, Steven Universe, Creepypasta, Deltarune, In Space With Markiplier, Murder Drones, Fionna and Cake
I will write ship prompts if asked for, BUT
I will not write prompts for: Uncomfortable age gaps, bestiality, incest, usually not smut in general (though I have a few exceptions for that last one)
Happy writing!
-Violet
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Anti: Do you care if I take the skin off this Furby?
Anti: I want to make him a god. Once he is free of his sinful flesh, he can begin a path towards enlightenment. He will take care of us.
Anti: I also want to softhack his circuits.
Dark: I literally could not care less but never say anything as frightening as that ever again.
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