[Dark gets a text]
Dark: Oh, it's Wilford
Anti: [gasps] Did he get me the stuff?
Dark: Yeah, he says he got you the clown costume, the power drill, and 12 gallons of blood.
Anti: Wow. Where'd he find 12 gallons of fake blood?
Dark: You wanted fake blood?
Anti: [stares at dark]
Dark: I'll go call Wilford
Dark: [walks away as they dial Wilford]
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Chase: Rules are made to be broken.
Marvin: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.
Jack: Uh, piñatas.
Schneep: Glow sticks.
Jameson: Karate boards.
Jackie: Spaghetti when you have a small pot.
Anti: bones
Jack: what??
Chase:
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Rules
Marvin: ...
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“I’m going to have put on my fucking double seeing glasses cause I can't even begin to see the amount of BULLSHIT coming from you!”
— Karai, hearing Shredder’s lies
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Dark: "Get on your knees."
Anti:....
Dark: "I said get down on the ground!"
Anti: "What? S̛o ̕we ca̴n ̛t̛alk to͏ e͜a͜ch̀ot͡he̷r̛ at ̛th͏e͞ ͡sa̵m̨e h̶ie͝g̀ht̕?"
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Donnie: I'm going to have to put on my fucking double-seeing glasses, because I can't even begin to see the amount of BULLSHIT COMING FROM YOU
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Zag: I’m going to have put on my fucking double seeing glasses cause I can’t even begin to see the amount of BULLSHIT coming from you! ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?!
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“I’m going to have put on my fucking double seeing glasses cause I can't even begin to see the amount of BULLSHIT coming from you!”
Antonio to Mentor Ji, Power Rangers Samurai
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Bell: I'm sorry.
Welf: You're not.
Bell: I didn't know what I was doing!
Lili: Well, I believe that part.
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Miguel: I'm sorry.
Tulio: You're not.
Miguel: I didn't know what I was doing!
Tulio: Well, I believe that part.
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Anti: *Walking in to a room* Sorry I’m late... I was... doing things.
*Sounds of running footsteps progressively getting louder*
Chase: *Out of breath* HE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKIN’ STAIRS!
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[Raph is searching for his brothers while fighting the Foot Clan]
Raph: Have any of you seen my brothers? They look just like me - less handsome?
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Marvin: Alright, that's all I've got, unless I learn ancient Hebrew.
Jackie: *smirks expectantly*
Marvin: Jackie, I'm not learning ancient Hebrew!
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Attention, up-and-coming fanfic writers
Hey! Want to write a fanfiction about your favorite characters but have no idea where to start? Look no further! Tell me what fandom/characters/crossovers you want to write about, and I'll come up with as many prompts as you need to help you get started! Of course, I won't write the entire thing for you, as most of the fun of writing comes from the creative process, but I'll toss up any starters I can think of to kickstart your ideal story!
Fandoms I can easily make prompts for: Sanders Sides, Roleslaying with Roman, Hazbin Hotel, Helluva Boss, The Amazing Digital Circus, Undertale, Undertale AU's, Minecraft, Markiplier Egos, Jacksepticeye Egos, Gravity Falls, Avatar the Last Airbender, A Heist With Markiplier, Lackadaisy, Fairy tail, Assassination Classroom, Unus Annus, The Legend of Korra, Harry Potter, The Marauders
Fandoms I know vaguely and am willing to do research for: The Owl House, MHA, Demon Slayer, Adventure Time, Steven Universe, Creepypasta, Deltarune, In Space With Markiplier, Murder Drones, Fionna and Cake
I will write ship prompts if asked for, BUT
I will not write prompts for: Uncomfortable age gaps, bestiality, incest, usually not smut in general (though I have a few exceptions for that last one)
Happy writing!
-Violet
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