Toph: Zuko, don’t pretend you’re not the type of guy to keep a list of all the people you’ve slept with
Zuko: you’re right, it’s called a marriage license
Sokka and Zuko: *high five*
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Bruce after yelling at all his kids, now turning to Jason specifically: And anoth-
Jason: You ever raise your voice at me again, and I'll start a gang war so elaborate and large scale that you'll be forced to call in the Justice League.
Bruce:
Jason: And I'll do it whilst you're in the middle of an ultra important WE meeting, too.
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Husk: you don't talk about your feelings?
Angel: no...
Charlie: I do
Husk: i know charlie
Charlie: I'm sad
Husk: i know charlie
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MC: *Sees Sebastian all dressed up in a suit*
MC: Who's the lucky person?
Sebastian:
Sebastian: I forgot to ask you, didn't I?
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james & sirius would talk about the most inane shit once it was lights out in the gryffindor tower
james, sipping his empty divination teacup: wonder if i've ever seen a pigeon that has the same birthday as me
sirius: word, bro
remus & peter, at their wit's end: please, shut the fuck up and GO TO SLEEP
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ive had enough of these two freaks
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Odysseus: What's up with Achilles? He has been laying on the floor for like.. an hour now?
Breises: He's a bit overwhelmed
Odysseus: And why is that?
Breises: Patroclus smiled at him
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Husk: Two bros!
Angel: Chillin' in a hot tub!
Husk and Angel, in unison: Zero feet apart 'cause we're GAY AS FUCK!
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Stan: There’s a thin line between being a genius and a complete idiot
Stan: Richie and Eddie use that line as a jump rope
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Eddie, walking in to a room: "Sorry I’m late... I was... doing things."
*Sounds of running footsteps progressively getting louder*
Richie, out of breath: "HE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKIN’ STAIRS."
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Chim: Looking good Diaz, new top?
Eddie: N-
Buck: Id actually consider myself more of a switch
Bobby: I did not need to know that
Chim: None of us did
Hen: *raises eyebrows and nods* yeah that checks out
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