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#incorrect nct127 quotes
qtenthusiasm · 1 month
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mark, going over donghyuck's resume: okay, so right here, it states that you're creative.
donghyuck: yes.
mark: okay.. may i know what you create?
donghyuck: problems.
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Taeyong: Are you drunk?
Doyoung: Only on the spirit of Christmas!
Doyoung: And the spirit of whisky.
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httpkiiimjw · 1 year
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Doyoung: I'm way too hot right now. Why is the sun beating down on me like this?
Taeyong: Don't worry Doyoung! My love will protect you!
Doyoung: How the fuck is that going to help? That will make everything worse!
Jungwoo*jokingly*: Don't worry Doyoung! My love will protect you!
Doyoung: Thank you, I love you too!
Taeyong: ACCEPT MY LOVE.
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min-ji92 · 1 year
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*Jaehyun to Doyoung*
Jaehyun: You look great today
Doyoung: Thank you
Jaehyun: You know what else will look great on you?
Doyoung: What?
Jaehyun: Me
*Doyoung proceeds to slap him and then kiss him*
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neosexual · 2 years
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renjun: i was busy
donghyuck: doing what?
renjun: catching up sleep because i apparently lack sleep for the past seven years
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fly-forever-young · 2 years
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•~𝐍𝐜𝐭 𝐃𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐦+𝐒𝐡𝐨𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐨 & 𝐒𝐮𝐧𝐠𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐧 𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬:
Masterlist Navigation
Nct Dream+Shotaro&Sungchan Masterlist
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1•~Cuddles
2•~Holding hands
3•~When you hug him from behind suddenly
4•~When you fall asleep everywhere expect the bed Nct Dream+Shotaro & Sungchan (ft Nct127)
5•~When they see you cry
6•~When you sit on their thigh
7•~When you slap his butt
8•~Incorrect Quotes with Nct all units
9•~All Nct Unit: Last sentences when you break up
10•~They text you after you pass away A
11•~When they yell at you in front of the others members
12•~When you flinch during a fight
13•~Them flinching during a fight
14•~Loving your breasts
15•~Morning sex S
16•~Doing your manicure
17•~Taking care of their soulmate having period cramps (Random members)
18•~Seeing you moving on with someone else
19•~They ask them about you in an interview
20•~Seeing you in a tight dress for the first time
21•~As Hybrids (All Unit Nct)
22•~Be capture by photographers on your date
23•~An idol confesses to them in front of you
24•~Saying the safe word S
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Conversation
Police: Can you describe the guy who shot you?
Mark: Yes. He wasn't very friendly.
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bm-gyu · 2 years
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*(^o^)/* taeyong best boyy!★ 🥝
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kkeke99 · 3 years
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Jaehyun: Are you ready for your birthday surprise?
Mark: Wow, that’s a big cake... Johnny’s inside it isn’t he?
The cake: No...
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urbehaviourissough · 3 years
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Taeyong: Could you go to the store and get a carton of milk and if they have avocados get six
Mark: ok
Mark, returning later with six cartons of milk: They had avocados
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qtenthusiasm · 2 months
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renjun: i sleep with a gun under my pillow.
jaemin: i sleep with a knife.
mark: both of you are pathetic.
jaemin: oh yeah? what do you sleep with?
mark: donghyuck. ultimate weapon.
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Yuta: It's not like I try to blow things up, exactly. It just sort of happens. You've got to admit though, fire is fascinating.
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kpopbitchisback · 4 years
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Johnny: *starts thrusting on the ground*
Taeyong: NOT IN THIS CHRISTIAN HOUSEHOLD
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min-ji92 · 1 year
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*Johnny beside a sad Taeyong*
Johnny:Hey, if you are feeling down I can feel you up
Taeyong: ...
Taeyong: I'll take it
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district2001 · 3 years
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Mark [jokingly]: Remember you guys can't fall in love with each other and let me third-wheel
Jangmi: Ewww
Haechan: Not a chance
[3 years later]
Jangmi [waking up in a cold sweat]: There's a slight problem
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fly-forever-young · 2 years
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•~𝐖𝐚𝐲𝐯 𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬:
Masterlist Navigation
Wayv Masterlist
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1•~Cuddles
2•~When you hug him from behind suddenly
3•~Kiss with Gif
4•~Sleeping
5•~When they see you cry
6•~When you sit on their thigh
7•~When you slap his butt
8•~Incorrect Quotes with Nct all units
9•~All Nct Unit: Last sentences when you break up
10•~When they yell at you in front of other members 1° Part
11•~When they yell at you in front of the other members 2° Part
12•~When another member has a crush on you
13•~When you call them bro (text Messages)
14•~Touch served soulmate (ft Nct127)
15•~Taking care of their soulmate having period cramps (Random members)
16•~You have difficulty taking him the first time S
17•~As Hybrids (All Unit Nct)
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