Johnny: Dom or sub?
Taeyong: I guess Domino's, since I don't go to Subway that much. I don't see why you'd put them in the same category though?
Johnny: ...
Yuta: I'm gonna tell him.
Taeyong: ???
Jaehyun: Don't you fucking dare.
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[johnny x taeyong]
The Spell That Binds by taeyongseo (35/35 | 201,775 | E)
It was not that Johnny and his friends had a penchant for getting into trouble. It was just that letting the Gryffindors win was not an option. And then there was Taeyong, top-of-the-class Taeyong, who always seemed to be around to watch them all with a disapproving frown. Getting a rise out of the Ravenclaw prefect was half the fun, really.
part 1 of Tales of the Tablespoon Universe
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Hi! Im shy too, so i came to anon here. Johnyong + My Funny Valentine (the chet baker song). (Also please tell me like in the movies is not just that, ill wait forever if i have to) thank you!
my funny valentine | johnyong
here—from the doorway—johnny could be a poet, a philosopher, a thinker of great thoughts. everything about him telegraphs creative genius, from the hunch of his shoulders to the forgotten coffee mugs to the hand gripping his hair while he writes to the slant of the setting sun through the lens of his glasses to the artful spray of scratch papers arcing across his desktop. he could be a korean hemingway.
(or, on second thought, maybe not hemingway. some other, better author with fewer gender and sexuality hangups. taeyong doesn't do a lot of reading.)
taeyong knocks on the doorframe. he hates to interrupt johnny's flow, but– "how's it going?"
johnny grunts, waving a hand in a gesture that taeyong has learned means come in. taeyong approaches on little cat feet and peers over johnny's shoulder at the page the latter is writing on. it's covered in scratched-out lines and notes jotted in the margins with lots of question marks. one says in bold pen, THIS IS DUMB. YOU ARE NOT FUNNY.
"not so good, then?" he ventures, dropping a kiss on johnny's head.
"well," sighs johnny, "my mom thinks i'm funny."
"your mother has very discerning taste."
"if only my mother was in charge of staffing the snl writer's room."
or, an au in which johnny is a starving comedian expat and taeyong is an aspiring musical theatre actor from a small town and they're both taking it one day at a time in This Crazy World We Call Showbiz
⤷ send a made up fic title + a member or ship and i’ll give you a short synopsis and snippet of what i’d write.
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WHAT IS GOING ON WITH 127 AT THESE CONCERTS!!!!!!
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