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hxuse-xf-black · 1 year
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[Neville is trying to put Alice II to sleep] 5-year-old Alice II: Dad, you're just exacerbating the situation instead of ameliorating it. Neville: I am not. Neville: Neville: But just to be sure, I'm going to ask your Aunt Hermione what those words mean.
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missesmckinnon · 9 months
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Regulus: I hate you.
James: You want me so bad.
Draco: I hate you.
Harry: You want me so bad.
Scorpius: Yay, besties!
Albus: :D
Scorpius:
Albus:
Scorpius:
Albus: You want me so bad.
Scorpius: I want you so bad.
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caitlynscat · 7 months
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The raven and siren sit in the kitchen drinking their tea as they watch Wednesday’s daughter and friend constructing something in the backyard.
Bianca: What are they doing out there?
Wednesday: Oh it’s some science experiment for school.
Bianca: Does it have to involve a lot of fireworks?
Wednesday: It was actually my idea.
Bianca: Of course it was. By the way I was meaning to ask….
Wednesday: Yeah?
Bianca: So she’s your daughter. You and Enid’s?
Wednesday: Correct.
Bianca: How…. how did that happen exactly?
Wednesday: Oh I’m glad you asked. You see-
-Outside-
Wenclair Daughter: LETS LIGHT THIS SUCKER!
Yokovina Daughter: Shouldn’t we be wearing some kind of protective gear or something?!
Wenclair Daughter: Pfftt maybe you can. That’s no fun. Alright, let’s do this. *lights up the fireworks*
-Inside-
Bianca: That’s….. interesting.
Wednesday: Interesting indeed.
Bianca: Was that the same thing with Yoko and Divina’s daughter?
Wednesday: Oh well that’s different. You see they-
*EXPLOSION*
The two run out of the house to check on the girls in the backyard.
Bianca: What happened?!
Wenclair Daughter: It didn’t fly up into the sky.
Yokovina Daughter: It didn’t fly up into the sky.
Wednesday: *shaking her head* I told you you were doing it wrong.
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wcrpbubble · 4 months
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incorrect quotes pt 1 of ?
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vorta-vortex · 8 months
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Riker, hungover: Please tell me I'm imagining that I claimed I was king of the ducks.
Troi: I would, but then I would be lying to the King of All Ducks.
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lyranova · 19 days
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*A Conversation between Noelle and Asta after having three girls in a row*
Asta: Noelle, we’re not giving up until we have an even amount of boys and girls 😤!
Noelle: Seriously BakAsta 😐?
*They finally have a son*
Asta: Alright! One down, two go 😁!
Noelle: Seriously? *sigh* Please fate, if we have any more children, let them be boys so Asta will finally give up 😭!
*Fate ignores them; and instead they have two more daughters after their son*
Noelle: Asta, I think it’s time to finally give up…fate has deemed you to be a girl dad 😅
Asta: I…I think you’re right Noelle 😔 *for the first time in his life, he gives up*
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taurusmoonchild · 2 years
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*Albus and Scorpius making out*
*Rose walks in*
Rose: Your ancestors are turning in their graves right now.
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hxuse-xf-black · 6 months
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Louis, to Alice II: If you see Fred, give him this face. Louis: *makes a face* Louis: He'll know what it means. [Later] Alice II: Oh, speaking of, Lou wanted me to give you a message. Alice II: *makes the face* Fred II, sighing: The neutral face of displeasure.
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oxydiane · 2 years
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albus: dad there’s something i need to tell you… i like boys
harry: oh me too
albus: ?
james: well that makes the three of us what the hell
teddy: anybody in this house likes pussy?
lily: [slowly raises hand]
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caitlynscat · 7 months
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Vega: We are going to take a trip!
Sora: To where?
Vega: Oh you’ll see! We’re just going to visit someone.
Sora: Who is this someone?
Vega: Don’t worry about it! Now are you in or out? Scratch that, you’re in. Regardless.
Vega: *pulls out Addams family ritual book*
Sora: Ugh. Please let this be a normal trip.
Enid: With my daughter? Absolutely!
Wednesday: Unlikely.
Sora & Vega OC by @barb-l
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vilandel · 19 days
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Next Gen Inccorect Quotes II ♣️💘
*A boy tries to flirt with Anastasia* Joshua: So you have chosen death. *Prepares a dark portal* Lemony: *Has obsidian knives floating around him* Finral: Who taught them... LANGRIS!!! Langris: I just told them how to protect their sister accordingly. Finral: By potentially killing any of Anastasias potential boyfriends? Langris: Don't tell me you're not protective over your little princess each time a boy looks at her. Finral: Okay, this is true... BUT I DON'T THREAT THEM WITH DEATH OR ANYTHING!
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vorta-vortex · 9 months
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Doctor Crusher: Who the fuck- Picard: Language! Crusher: Whom the fuck- Picard: No
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Hades: (talking about Zagreus) Y’know, at this age, I don’t think he understands a word I say. I could read him the obituaries to sleep and he wouldn’t even mind.
Persephone: Hades…have you been reading him the obituaries to sleep?
Hades: Pffft! Whaaaat!? Noooo! I wouldn’t-
Persephone: *raises her brow and smiles, crossing her arms*
Hades: Okay, it was one time. I was getting tired of reading him that stupid book about the friendly dragon. Dragons aren’t friendly. They’re deadly, bloodthirsty creatures.
Persephone: (slightly disappointed tone) I like that book.
Hades: Did I say stupid? I meant cute.
Persephone: *raises her brow and smiles at him again* Mmm-hmm. Sure you did.
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cursedwithwords · 3 months
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Scorpius: Where’s Queen Eleanor?
Albus: Baby jail.
Scorpius: What crime has she committed?!
Albus: Stole my sock.
Scorpius: Without a trial?! That's illegal! Free her!
Albus: No way, she'll just steal my other sock.
Scorpius: I'm calling the police!
Albus: Do it then.
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This is who Albus put in baby jail, can you believe that????
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evawritesstuff · 5 months
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Scorpius when someone tries to take Albus from him: "not to be prejudiced against snakes, but assuming there are some evil ones, you are definitely one of them"
Albus when someone tries to take Scorpius from him: “Boy, have you lost your mind? 'Cause I'll help you find it. What you looking for? Ain't nobody gonna help you out there. Jesus could come through that door and he's not gonna help you if you don't stop sniffing after my boyfriend."
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