#incorrect patroclus

[meditando-en-paris]

Achilles: Okay, but what if we went to dinner not as friends this time?

Patroclus: AS ENEMIES?!

#incorrect quotes #incorrect greek mythology #greek gods #greek mythology #tsoa achilles #tsoa patroclus #tsoa incorrect quotes #incorrect tsoa quotes #tsoa patrochilles #tsoa #the song of achilles #la canzone di achille #la canción de aquiles #achillesandpatroclus #incorrect achilles #incorrect iliad #incorrect iliad quotes #incorrect patroclus #incorrect patrochilles #incorrect patrochilles quotes #patrochilles #patroclus #achilles #the iliad #incorrect greek gods #not mine

[defencelessblog]

What I think Iliad's caracherts favourite curse word is

Achilles: he doesn't actually curse, he uses mostly words like "freak" "shoot" etc

Patroclus: f*ck (and everything that has f*ck inside like f*cking sh*t etc)

Agamemnon: c*nt (really ugly as he is)

Odysseus: doesn't usually curse, but when he's mad he uses sh*t

Diomedes: any curse word will do

Ajax: anything not too offensive, like he would definitely use b*tch but not wh*re

Thesis: motherf*cker or bast*rd

#the iliad #incorrect greek mythology #incorrect iliad #tsoa achilles #tsoa patrochilles #incorrect tsoa quotes #greek mytology #achilles #patrochilles #patroclus #incorrect patroclus #ancient greek mythology #Odysseus

[onwingsofwords]

this would be funny if you ignore what happens right after this

#classical mythology #song of achilles #the iliad #greek mythology memes #incorrect tsoa quotes #tsoa achilles #greek mythlogy retelling #patroclus #tsoa patroclus #incorrect achilles #incorrect patroclus

[3am-thoughts-of-achilles]

LOSING IT 😭😭

#patrochilles #tsoa #tsoa achilles #tsoa patroclus #the song of achilles #tsoadaily #tsoa textpost #incorrect tsoa quotes #hades patrochilles

[nobuuses]

#it’s about time i actually post about tsoa #tsoa #the song of achilles #achilles #patroclus #patrochilles #ancient greek #greek gods #troy #song of achilles #ancient greek memes #incorrect greek mythology #incorrect greek gods #zen #ancient greek gods #ancient greek mythology #the odyssey #persephades #the iliad #homer #odysseus #lore olympus #userpelion

[incorrecthomer]

Patroclus: I just saw Odysseus crying in the backroom for five or six minutes and then his phone alarm went off and he just?? stopped crying?? and went right on back to work?? Diomedes: It's called time management.

#greek mythology #incorrect greek mythology #greek heroes #incorrect greek heroes #incorrect greek quotes #incorrect quotes #iliad #incorrect iliad #patroclus #diomedes #odysseus #odysseus&diomedes

[athenas-sw0rd]

Agamemnon: I never considered you a rival.

Achilles: I never considered you at all.

#the iliad #incorrect greek heroes #achilles #greek heroes #achilles and patroclus #incorrect tsoa quotes #tsoa achilles #tsoa quotes #odysseus #tsoa patroclus #agamemnon #the odyssey #the song of achilles #greek myth art #greek gods #ancient greek mythology #ancient greece #ancient greek #troy #troy 2004

[raphael-angele]

POV: Will Read Song of Achilles

Apollo, visiting Will at CHB: Will! Where are you?

Will, with tear tracks on his cheeks: GET OUT!

Apollo: Hey, what happened?

Will: *holds up The Song of Achilles book*

Apollo:

Apollo: I can explain-

Will: WHY, DAD?!?!?!?!

#pjo #percy jackson #percy jackson and the olympians #percy jackson incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #will solace #apollo #tsoa #the song of achilles #patrochilles #patroclus #achilles

[clairepatroclus]

#asthetic #achillian #patroclus and achilles #achilles heel #the song of achilles #achilles #achilles and patroclus #achilles x patroclus #incorrect patrochilles quotes #patrochilles #patroclus #the iliad #song of achilles #madeline miller #homer #the illiad #the odyssey #odysseus #ancient greek memes #ancient greek #ancient greece

[leosoralyyn]

me reading tsoa: why is there an whole 2 pages describing how hot Achilles is?

Oh yeah this is Patroclus' pov

#greek mythology #greek mythology memes #ancient greek mythology #achilles x patroclus #tsoa #odysseus #patrochilles #the song of achilles #tsoa memes #incorrect tsoa quotes #tsoa achilles #G

[thaliasthunder]

odysseus: men with long hair are such sluts. what do u have long hair for? for other men to pull it?

achilles: wha

odysseus: whore.

#odysseus slutshaming achilles is my fav thing to write in tsoa incorrect quotes #tsoa #odysseus #achilles #patroclus #achilles x patroclus #patrochilles #the song of achilles #madeline miller #circe #greek myth #books #greek mythology #ancient greece

[meditando-en-paris]

Agamemnon: Achilles, can you stop kissing Patroclus at the meetings of the chiefs?

Achilles: I'm sorry, the doctor has prescribed a dose of ten kisses a day.

Agamemnon: But what doctor…?

Patroclus: Doctor's orders.

#incorrect quotes #greek gods #greek mythology #incorrect greek mythology #tsoa achilles #tsoa patroclus #tsoa incorrect quotes #tsoa patrochilles #la canzone di achille #the song of achilles #la canción de aquiles #agamemnon #the iliad #incorrect iliad quotes #incorrect iliad #incorrect achilles #incorrect patroclus #incorrect greek gods #incorrect tsoa #incorrect tsoa quotes #patrochilles #achilles x patroclus #incorrect patrochilles #incorrect patrochilles quotes #patroclus #achilles

[aficionadoenthusiast]

agamemnon: so what are your powers?

ajax: i'm super strong

odysseus: i was blessed by athena with wisdom

achilles: i have super human speed

patroclus: i can control achilles

agamemnon: that's not really-

odysseus: no, trust us. he's our strongest member.

#tsoa #incorrect tsoa #incorrect tsoa quotes #patrochilles #incorrect patrochilles #incorrect patrochilles quotes #achilles #patroclus #ajax #odysseus #agamemnon #trojan war #funny #source: idk #the iliad

[lenaleviosa]

Greek soldier: “I’m sorry Patroclus, but you’re banned from working in the infirmary”

Patroclus: “What? Why?”

Soldier: “It’s Achilles. We can’t have him getting hurt every day just to come see you. He’s our best soldier you know”

Patroclus: “That’s not - I mean yeah, he’s an idiot, but you can’t just -“

Achilles: *walking in, dramatically limping* “Help me Patroclus! My left toe is bleeding!”

#patrochilles #the song of achilles #achilles #patroclus #greek mythology #tsoa #incorrect tsoa quotes #achillesxpatroclus #greek myths

[simsim54]

Everyone should be allowed to wear their boyfriend's clothes, except for Patroclus. That guy should be kept far away from anything cloth or armor that has ever brushed even an inch of Achilles.

#the song of achilles #tsoa #achilles #patroclus #the illiad #incorrect tsoa quotes #tsoa patrochilles #madeline miller #patrochilles #writers on tumblr #writing #greek quotes #quotes #book quotes #greek tumblr #ancient greek #boyfriend #clothes #fluff #lgbtqia #thoughts #ao3 #i love them #dark academia #tsoa patroclus #tsoa achillies #romance #booktok #love story #friends

[justmiraculousconspiracies]

Odysseus: What's up with Achilles? He has been laying on the floor for like.. an hour now?

Breises: He's a bit overwhelmed

Odysseus: And why is that?

Breises: Patroclus smiled at him

#hes such a pathetic loser i love him #incorrect greek mythology #incorrect greek gods #achilles x patroclus #greek mythology #incorrect tsoa quotes #patrochilles #the song of achilles #tsoa achilles #tsoa patroclus #tsoa textpost #odysseus #ac odyssey #iliad meme #the iliad