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#incorrect quote: The Golden Girls
incorrectquotesmcu · 3 months
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Tony: I'm a Stark, flirting is part of my heritage.
Clint: What does that mean?
Natasha: His father was a slut too.
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saturncodedstarlette · 2 months
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[Lucifer getting ready for Y/N’s visiting]
Lucifer, twirls : How do I look?
Charlie : Like a widower in mourning?
Lucifer : Perfect. They’ll know I’m available!
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Iceman: Well, how was the trip?
Rooster: I tell you, that Disney World hotel was just wonderful. It had everything. Good service, delicious food, a beautiful room.
Maverick: What did you think of the rides?
Rooster: ...They got rides?
Hangman: Don't worry about it.
Hangman: *winks* You had a great time and you never had to stand in line.
Rooster: *blushes hard*
Maverick and Iceman: *grimace*
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[After meeting Karai for the first time]
Raph: What do you think?
Mikey: There’s something about her I don’t like.
Raph: Me too!
Mikey: I find her hard to talk to.
Raph: Me too!
Mikey: And she thinks I’m dumb!
Raph: Me too!
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incorrectghostfiles · 4 months
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Shane: Where are you going?
Ryan: To either get ice cream or commit a felony. I'll decide on the way.
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dragonflavoredcake · 5 months
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Impulse: Cleo, guess who's here! Cleo: My friends? Impulse: Your husband! Cleo: I don't have a husband, call the police Etho, at the door: Your ex-husband— Cleo: I'll call the police.
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Maverick: Ice, I DON'T snore! Iceman: Please! I had to turn you away from the window so you wouldn't inhale the drapes!
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ouatsqincorrect · 4 months
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Snow: You might not know this, Regina, but I am a flawed person.
Regina: I do know that.
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Penelope: I have a problem. Eloise isn’t talking to me.
Colin: Enjoy it while it lasts.
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catcas22 · 1 month
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"Mother, wouldst thou truly lordship sanction in one so bereft of light?"
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Marika: This is strictly off the record, but the Tarnished is nearly five years younger than I am. Messmer: ... In what, Mother, dog years?
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incorrectquotesmcu · 3 months
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Y/N: All you ever do is talk about your sexual problems! Well, what about my sexual problem?
Bucky: What is your sexual problem?
Y/N: I’m not getting any!
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saturncodedstarlette · 3 months
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Y/N : Here, Phil. Drink this. It’ll make you feel better.
Sick!Phillip Graves : Oh, doll. Another hot toddy? I think I had enough.
Y/N : Shut up and drink.
Sick!Phillip Graves : This is the fourth one. Doll, that’s a lot of whiskey!
Y/N : I only put whiskey in the first one. Then we ran out.
Sick!Phillip Graves : Oh *proceeds to drink*
Y/N : The second and third were vodka.
Sick!Phillip Graves, chokes : No wonder my head is spinning.
Y/N : This one is part amaretto, part Sambuca. That should kill everything.
Y/N, shrugs : Killed my alcoholic dad.
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Maverick: Just exactly what is this surprise, Bradley?
Rooster: Don't get too excited, but Jake and I...we're planning on walking down the aisle.
Maverick: *screeches*
Hangman: Is he happy or sad?
Rooster: I'm not sure. He's never made that sound before.
Iceman: I once heard him make that sound.
Hangman and Rooster: *stare at Iceman*
Iceman: *smirks* He was happy.
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Feng Xin: Can I ask a dumb question?
Mu Qing: Better than anyone I know.
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morgane-art · 1 month
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Oldest, middle and youngest child trend with the Mikaelsons :
Elijah : I'm the oldest child, of course I have to take care of everything.
Klaus : I'm the middle child, of course I-
Rebekah : I'm the youngest child, of course I get away with everything !
Elijah : I'm the oldest child, of course I have to pay attention to everyone.
Klaus : I'm the mid-
Rebekah : I'm the youngest child, of course all the attention is on me !
Elijah : I'm the oldest child, of course I'm not gonna ask for help.
Klaus : ...I-
Rebekah : I'm the youngest child, of course I'm a spoiled brat !
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dragonflavoredcake · 1 month
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Grian: Wait, where are you going?
Pearl: To get ice cream or commit a felony, I'll decide in the car.
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