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loosesodamarble · 2 years

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💫 New game: associate your mutuals and/or anons with something that fits their vibe! 💫

Sorry for taking so long to answer, anon. Just had... many other things to do. 😅

Also a lot of mutuals that I wanted to tag. Not all of them though because I have... more than I realized?

..........

@cringeyvanillamilk: Steph, gal, I associate you with glasses. I mean you wear glasses but also you're smart and cute, the vibes that glasses give off. That or you can be all cool and push up your glasses while light reflects off them to conceal your eyes as you scheme./j

@kaleidonope: This one's an easy one. Stars. You shine like stars and you have as many ideas as stars in the sky. Also, you're just fascinating, like a sky full of stars just begging to be admired. Finally, I know you just like space/galaxy patterned things. It's hard not to associate you with stars, bud.

@sludgedealer: One of those spotlights for stages. I'm remembering those weird theater days for one. But also, you've stolen the show a few times in the D&D campaigns we've played so that spotlight is deservedly on you! The only discrepancy with the association is that you're as cool as a cucumber while stage lights are scorching hot.

@cryo-visionary: A sketchbook. You have a creative soul. You draw and write so while you could be a notebook, the sketchbook is bigger and I think you have big, bombastic ideas for characters/stories. Let your creativity flow, my dear internet imouto~!

@spindaonateaspoon: A plush animal! Maybe it's because I can only imagine Spindas when I think about you but like... You're funny and supportive and, when need be, a vicious animal ready to call bs when you see it. Also, like a plush, friend shaped.

@loafingdragon: I associate you with a couch. Your blog title is one factor and also the vibes of comfort and just... chilling that couches give me. You of course can be serious and critical and man I love it when you intensely dig into things. But most of the time, you're just vibing.

@nothxkas: You know one of those pointer sticks that teachers use to point to things on a board/screen? I associate you with that. You can go on and on about topics that you're passionate about, like giving an intense lecture (but one I have to read). I don't always respond to the things you say but your mini essays have left such an impression on me.

@thoughtfullyrainynightmare: I associate you with a bookmark. Now I can't physically bookmark your work as I read it but I sorta digitally bookmark by keeping a reblog of your new chapters in my drafts so I remember to read them. I also associate you with knowledge and patience (it takes time to read a book and you take your time with people, don't you ever feel rushed). Also, bookmarks can be simple or fancy and you can either do sweet little oneshots or long, poetic tales of love and strife!

@simpingforthisonedeer: A desk. You are a researcher and a writer and an artist and all those things require desk space! Also, you're not afraid to get serious and put your foot down with people and it gives me the image of being sat across a desk from, like, the principal. You're stern but ultimately well-meaning.

@lyranova: A full tea set. Like CotF with its many families and mysteries, so too does a tea set also have multiple parts to it. Tea sets also make me think of sharing tea with friends. We're not exactly sharing tea when we chat, just next gen oc interaction ideas though.

@marune2: An inkwell. Old timey but gives a vibe of intelligence. Your main ocs (Heinrich and Ida) are intelligent. Also, I get the feeling that you're a fast reader which I tend to associate with intelligence (which probably isn't how intelligence actually works but I'm gonna roll with it). Also, most of your art is in black and white (but when you draw in color that art rocks so hard, seriously! 😍👏💖 I'll stop gushing like a fangirl, sorry./lh), so like black ink on white paper.

@faewraithsworld: A mirror. By sheer coincidence, our ocs and their arcs with their s/os parallel each other. But that's only one reason why I associate you with a mirror. The association also comes with the fact that mirrors can be polished to a shine and you have a bright, shiny personality! Also, mirrors are somewhat associated with beauty and I got the chance to hear your voice once and, well, I thought it was pretty in a welcoming and homey way.

@sailor-muno: A newer mutual so maybe tagging you will help break the ice some more but anyways, Bel, you are a journal. A journal to fill with notes and thoughts and maybe doodles. Full of potential for creativity. Also. Lots and lots and lots of words! You have so much to say, Bel! Also, paper. You've been talking about printing out lots of documents so you are going to be an overstuffed journal soon.

And since I have permission to shout out anons...

Ghost Anon: If you're reading this I want you to know that I associate you with a mug. A mug full of warm, honey ginger tea. You're warm and caring and remind me to take care of myself, which I do with a warm mug of tea.

#questions from the ask box #soda asides #awesome anons #steph the og mutual #lei of the stars #ian the robot dealer #internet imouto #theo the spinda deity #gab the indulgent one #caesar the mischief master #laura the writing senpai #lyra of the future #marune the devil delight #taja of the fae courts #the bel of the ball #ghost anon #why'd i tag so many people!?#do i actually have friends?!/lh

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masonsystem · 7 months

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will forever be befuddled by mca being the only kgpr media where the mekatrio call one another by their first names like what is with that....

#kgprambling #anyways i rewatched the scene of seto n kano in ep 11 bc i was curious what japanese term they used in seto's sentence #where he says [we're brothers] <- english translation #bc most siblings terms in japanese comes with a connotation of whether the person youre referring to is older or younger than u #like 姉/ane is older sister and 妹/imouto is younger sister #and i didnt know what the more neutral term the mekatrio would use between each other was #but now that ive watched it the term seto used towards kano was 兄弟/kyoudai #which according to the internet can be used as a plural form (brothers) or just to mean 'siblings' without any age indicator #but it still indicates gender; 兄弟/kyoudai is masculine #while the female equivalent is 姉妹/shimai #and i believe that 姉妹/shimai would be the term that kano uses in manga chapter 40 when asked what kido is to kano #the sentence he says is translated to in english as 'shes my sister'#yeah 👍 unless theres some other term i dont know abt which is also possible #bc trying to find the manga pages in japanese online is a pain #also theres seto characterization things i can say abt that ep11 scene as well but like.....#im way too depressed to comment on it lol. way too depressed to do much of anything really

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secretoreimo · 1 month

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Hello I can't resist the obnoxious urge to blabber about my feelings so long analysis under the cut!? JHSDHJKJS

Okay, so. Indeed, while I understand that the game couldn't keep them blood-related for censorship reasons and such, I do think it killed the impact of them getting together a good bit.

My suspension of disbelief kind of tanked when Kirino asked Kyousuke to be her boyfriend right after he poured his heart out, expressing his insecurities that something might change between them. The game really does treat it like it's not only a non-issue but also a logical step to take, now, and I honestly have the capacity to ignore that for what I'm here for (them interacting, period), but it was definitely jarring.

I will say though, I did like that this began because they sat down to have a genuine talk about it. That felt much more organic and in-character than the nonsense we got in season 2, with the screaming in public and whatnot. And it did a lot more to stress the lengths they've changed since the beginning of the series, letting them sit down and confess to each other nervously. Well, I'd have liked if it were significantly more nervous, personally.

The thing about their relationship is it is inherently fucked up, like. It is at the center of all of their problems. Kirino has a crippling obsession with "imouto eroge" and this stemmed from the fact that, from a VERY young age, she believed herself to be a freak who had improper and disgusting feelings for her older brother, and eroge was something she latched onto as an escape from that reality. Sure, it did end up just being plain her favorite thing, but it came from that place.

I think if there's one thing I'd credit the anime for, it's that she didn't admit to her feelings ever, not until the very end when it was absolutely undeniable that they were reciprocated. She was repressed for so long I truly don't believe there'd be a reality where she'd say it first. Kyousuke has his own daddy issues, but there's something to be said regardless of a guy who is otherwise pretty normal, but finds himself falling in love with his little sister, however estranged. He's pretty fucked up, himself. Although I wish he hadn't screamed it in the center of the street at the top of his lungs in the most soulless loss for his character ever, I think the only way for them to actually move forward in a relationship would be for him to come to terms with it and say something first, however long a process that may or may not be.

I love the scenario the game poses where their relationship starts to take a "maybe I'll invite her out, just the two of us" turn, and she actually agrees instead of being flat out disgusted and disparaging. Sure, the beach was a little random and the game could have picked a better excuse than "idk why im inviting her to the beach it's almost like i got her route in a video game", but like. Idk, I like it when they interact, it feels natural for the most part. The game feels really good when you scoop out those little moments of "we're not siblings actually we're just a boy and a girl and it's natural".

Even just this scene post-confession, if I were to pretend that part had happened a different way, the banter over how they're gonna continue as a couple is pretty cute and in character.

I'm rambling about all of this not like to bitch I just have so many feelings and things I like and don't like and there are parts that I'd mix and match between anime canon and game canon and things... it's kind of fun. All in all I'd say this feels like an extremely well-written (and well-voiced) fanfiction. I'd accept these things in a fanfiction and move on, just as I'm gonna do for the game, but since it's official I get to be a freak on the internet and write paragraphs about it jhfhjsg

I am ultimately of the opinion that them being blood-related is the better story, it says more about their flaws and their personalities, and tbh I'm a sucker for characters who shouldn't be in love falling in love. Especially when they're as lovingly crafted as the characters in oreimo are. This series really is something special, I think, and it's kind of impossible to describe that to someone who hasn't seen it and just knows it for its reputation as "the anime where the brother and sister get married and kiss on the mouth at the end", which I guess is all anyone was gonna get from season 2

I rambled so long that I don't even have time to continue playing past their confession!! Now I have to go to sleep, but continue I shall soon, because... I love them...

#secretoreimo talks

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s-enseless · 3 years

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トミノの地獄 by 四方田犬彦 (Tomino's Hell)

The death poem (Tomino's Hell - El infierno de Tomito - トミノの地獄) is a Japanese poem written by Yomota Inuhiko (四方田犬彦) in 1919 in the book of poems "The heart is like a rolling stone". (The heart is like a rolling stone - 心は転がる石のように)

According to the same poem it said that if it was recited aloud you could have some kind of accident, but in most cases death would come to the unwary who dared to do so.

It was not so well recognized until a few years ago a Japanese radio host who was dedicated to paranormal phenomena began to read it for all listeners, although he only read half of it. Days later, the announcer was injured, even having to put stitches on him.

The poem in question can be easily found on the Internet, both in its original version and in Spanish, although it is true that there are some who say it is not the original.

The story became popular on the Japanese website 2ch, where multiple users posted photos and videos of themselves reading the poem. There were many users who said that nothing happened, but there were also several topics in which the user did not return to communicate the results.

Romanized Japanese

姉は血を吐く、妹（いもと）は火吐く、

ane wa chi wo haku, imoto wa hihaku

可愛いトミノは宝玉（たま）を吐く。

kawaii tomino wa tama wo haku

ひとり地獄に落ちゆくトミノ、

hitori jihoku ni ochiyuku tomino

地獄くらやみ花も無き。

jigoku kurayami hana mo naki

鞭で叩くはトミノの姉か、

muchi de tataku wa tomino no aneka

鞭の朱総（しゅぶさ）が気にかかる。

muchi no shubusa ga ki ni kakaru

叩けや叩きやれ叩かずとても、

tatake yatataki yare tataka zutotemo

無間地獄はひとつみち。

mugen jigoku wa hitotsu michi

暗い地獄へ案内（あない）をたのむ、

kurai jigoku e anai wo tanomu

金の羊に、鶯に。

kane no hitsu ni, uguisu ni

皮の嚢（ふくろ）にやいくらほど入れよ、

kawa no fukuro ni yaikura hodoireyo

無間地獄の旅支度。

mugen jigoku no tabishitaku

春が来て候（そろ）林に谿（たに）に、

haru ga kitesoru hayashi ni tani ni

暗い地獄谷七曲り。

kurai jigoku tanina namagari

籠にや鶯、車にや羊、

kagoni yauguisu, kuruma ni yahitsuji

可愛いトミノの眼にや涙。

kawaii tomino no me niya namida

啼けよ、鶯、林の雨に

nakeyo, uguisu, hayashi no ame ni

妹恋しと声かぎり。

imouto koishi to koe ga giri

啼けば反響（こだま）が地獄にひびき、

nakeba kodama ga jigoku ni hibiki

狐牡丹の花がさく。

kitsunebotan no hana ga saku

地獄七山七谿めぐる、

jigoku nanayama nanatani meguru

可愛いトミノのひとり旅。

kawaii tomino no hitoritabi

地獄ござらばもて来てたもれ、

jigoku gozarabamo de kitetamore

針の御山（おやま）の留針（とめはり）を。

hari no oyama no tomebari wo

赤い留針だてにはささぬ、

akai tomehari date niwa sasanu

可愛いトミノのめじるしに。

kawaii tomino no mejirushini

Continue reading:

English links

- https://horrorobsessive.com/2020/08/18/tominos-hell-the-cursed-poem-not-meant-to-be-read-out-loud/

- https://davidbowles.us/poetry/tominos-hell-by-saijo-yaso/

- https://indie88.com/tominos-hell-the-cursed-japanese-poem-you-shouldnt-read-out-loud/

Spanish links (Translate these sites)

- https://creepypasta.fandom.com/es/wiki/El_infierno_de_Tomino

- http://agorahabla.com/opinion/articulo/el-poema-de-la-muerte-tominos-hell-leyendas-urbanas-japonesas

- https://caracterurbano.com/literatura/poema-de-tomino

- https://k-magazinemx.com/asia/cultura/el-infierno-de-tomino-el-poema-maldito/

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El poema de la muerte (El infierno de Tomino - El infierno de Tomito - トミノの地獄) es un poema japonés escrito por Yomota Inuhiko (四方田犬彦) en 1919 en el libro de poemas "El corazón es como una piedra rodante". (El corazón es como una piedra rodante - 心は転がる石のように)

Según el mismo poema decía que si se recitaba en voz alta se podía tener algún tipo de accidente, pero en la mayoría de los casos la muerte le llegaría al incauto que se atreviera a hacerlo.

No fue tan reconocido hasta hace unos años un locutor de radio japonés que se dedicaba a los fenómenos paranormales comenzó a leerlo para todos los oyentes, aunque solo leyó la mitad. Días después, el locutor resultó herido, debiendo incluso ponerle puntos de sutura.

El poema en cuestión se puede encontrar fácilmente en Internet, tanto en su versión original como en español, aunque es cierto que hay quienes dicen que no es el original.

La historia se hizo popular en el sitio web japonés 2ch, donde varios usuarios publicaron fotos y videos de ellos mismos leyendo el poema. Hubo muchos usuarios que dijeron que no pasó nada, pero también hubo varios temas en los que el usuario no volvió a comunicar los resultados.

Japonés romanizado

姉は血を吐く、妹（いもと）は火吐く、

ane wa chi wo haku, imoto wa hihaku

可愛いトミノは宝玉（たま）を吐く。

kawaii tomino wa tama wo haku

ひとり地獄に落ちゆくトミノ、

hitori jihoku ni ochiyuku tomino

地獄くらやみ花も無き。

jigoku kurayami hana mo naki

鞭で叩くはトミノの姉か、

muchi de tataku wa tomino no aneka

鞭の朱総（しゅぶさ）が気にかかる。

muchi no shubusa ga ki ni kakaru

叩けや叩きやれ叩かずとても、

tatake yatataki yare tataka zutotemo

無間地獄はひとつみち。

mugen jigoku wa hitotsu michi

暗い地獄へ案内（あない）をたのむ、

kurai jigoku e anai wo tanomu

金の羊に、鶯に。

kane no hitsu ni, uguisu ni

皮の嚢（ふくろ）にやいくらほど入れよ、

kawa no fukuro ni yaikura hodoireyo

無間地獄の旅支度。

mugen jigoku no tabishitaku

春が来て候（そろ）林に谿（たに）に、

haru ga kitesoru hayashi ni tani ni

暗い地獄谷七曲り。

kurai jigoku tanina namagari

籠にや鶯、車にや羊、

kagoni yauguisu, kuruma ni yahitsuji

可愛いトミノの眼にや涙。

kawaii tomino no me niya namida

啼けよ、鶯、林の雨に

nakeyo, uguisu, hayashi no ame ni

妹恋しと声かぎり。

imouto koishi to koe ga giri

啼けば反響（こだま）が地獄にひびき、

nakeba kodama ga jigoku ni hibiki

狐牡丹の花がさく。

kitsunebotan no hana ga saku

地獄七山七谿めぐる、

jigoku nanayama nanatani meguru

可愛いトミノのひとり旅。

kawaii tomino no hitoritabi

地獄ござらばもて来てたもれ、

jigoku gozarabamo de kitetamore

針の御山（おやま）の留針（とめはり）を。

hari no oyama no tomebari wo

赤い留針だてにはささぬ、

akai tomehari date niwa sasanu

可愛いトミノのめじるしに。

kawaii tomino no mejirushini

Sigue leyendo:

Enlaces en ingles (Traducir estos sitios)

- https://horrorobsessive.com/2020/08/18/tominos-hell-the-cursed-poem-not-meant-to-be-read-out-loud/

- https://davidbowles.us/poetry/tominos-hell-by-saijo-yaso/

- https://indie88.com/tominos-hell-the-cursed-japanese-poem-you-shouldnt-read-out-loud/

Enlaces en español:

- https://creepypasta.fandom.com/es/wiki/El_infierno_de_Tomino

- http://agorahabla.com/opinion/articulo/el-poema-de-la-muerte-tominos-hell-leyendas-urbanas-japonesas

- https://caracterurbano.com/literatura/poema-de-tomino

- https://k-magazinemx.com/asia/cultura/el-infierno-de-tomino-el-poema-maldito/

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boobiemom · 4 years

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So not only did I go ahead and make an Atago cosplay to try out the mod for fun, I also made... ME! Or well, the internet version of myself. My Vtuber persona basically. Fox Mom who has strong Imouto vibes.

I love this new floofy tail mod, it’s so cute~

💙🦊💙

#Mom plays FFXIV #FFXIV

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cherra-khunatta · 4 years

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冷戦的な物語 (The Cold War Story)

Nope, this is NOT the exact Cold War that you often hear in history books. This is the Cold War that I have experienced myself, with the person whom I called, my “special someone.”

Allow me to share to you the details... if you peeps do not mind, hehehe (PS: He’s no longer on FB and IG for personal reasons).

Chapter 1: Santa Maria Colegio de Ciudad Quezon

2007 - Many things happened during this time. I was still “in love” with my first serious crush in school, and we barely finished yet first year high school. Also, this was the year that I met “you know who” during the recognition rites practice. Oh, don’t remind me about it since I was in freshman of high school, and that wasn’t the most pleasant experience I had—like I was too busy like having butterflies on the stomach, thinking what I would do to please my crush again.

OO NA, CRUSH darake demo imi ga nai to wakaru yo. Demo sono ato, infatuation ga nakunatta.

Well, nakilala ko lang si “future” crush sa recognition rites practice and whatnot. HEARING HIS NAME means, basically iyung maputing chinitong kulang sa height, pero when his name was mentioned, like I was SHOOKt. HANTAI PALA!!! xD

Pero di ko pa crush iyun. Kayo naman.

At RANDOM pa ako nag-a-add sa Friendster... and sorry to say that includes him.

That year was also the time I really NEED to move on from my first crush. So yeah, nagka-crush ako sa teacher (ALAM NIYO NA IYAN! Charot!), na sorry to say, ‘di ko masyadong nagustuhan ang teaching style (chos!). Well, let me tell you this: That teacher was only some “transitional period” figure so that I could just “move on” from my first crush, who obviously was rejecting me all throughout (dahil nga sa nangyari... and I never thought of transferring schools at the first place, thinking that the alma mater where I regretted studying will eventually change and open up to new ways of thinking).

And so, yeah.

Until during this one episode where... I just saw him alone during I think, recess time? HAHAHA. I was like, I dunno, I just fell for him without even knowing his true identity. I only knew his face and name, and that’s about it. DAKEDO—miryokuteki na kao ha? Chotto... sukoshi heibon nano ha... futsuu na shakai ni yoru to, sore no hou ga tekitou na keiyou da yo.

And so, yeah. Parang ganun na nga.

I asked my batchmate (well, he wasn’t my clubmate that time, so yeah...) who he was. DAFUQ kilala niya pala. Clubmate niya pala. AHAHAHAHA. I guess, it was like it came to my senses that he’s pretty attractive to my taste dahil nerdy, tsaka he takes his academics seriously. Ayun.

And yes, I really WANTED to have this formal meeting with him. Get to know each other kaya ayun. I added him eventually on Yahoo! Messenger, and that’s it. We started chatting.

And mind you mga beh, sobrang KILIG KILIG much ako, without even formally meeting him. Well, kinukulit ko kasi ng bonggang-bongga iyung friend ko na clubmate siya.

OK ok... until it came to my senses na gan’to nga. YES I WILL MEET HIM NA...

That smile from my face is not a joke. I usually greet him and talk small talk with him whenever we meet. Ayun.

LAHAT LAHAT I showed my entire tatemae towards him, and I was introducing him to my friend who’s a batch lower than him pero batch higher sakin. In short, third year level siya. And yes... kasama niya meiwaku niyang kabarkada na sumira ng lahat.

OO... at hindi ko na lang siya babanggitin dahil... I will discuss that later.

So, ayun. ALL OF A SUDDEN everything was gone. Ganun-ganun lang dahil sa nangyari. I was fucking humiliated and embarassed and shit. Ayoko nang pag-usapan and somehow, medyo it left a mark in my life na gan’to. And that time, I wasn’t really in good terms with some of my classmates dahil sorry to say, I was dealing with a lot of demons in my head. Ni hindi man lang talaga in-explain sakin ng maayos ang mental health condition ko (which you know, has emerged ever since before naging uso ang SPEAK OUT re: mental health awareness; well, no offense sa mga may mental health issues).

Somehow, another factor that destroyed our friendship was online games. DOON NA TALAGA nag-start ang Cold War.

And knowing the strict rules of this alma mater? FUCK NO. I won’t explain everything in detail na.

OK so to speak: Hindi na kami friends sa Friendster, at saka di na kami nag-uusap gaano sa YM, and yes, hindi parin kami friends sa Multiply something like that.

So to speak. NO JIDORI. Kahit civilian-wearing day, shit na malagkit, no communication with him. Just pure cold war via away thru social media for petty reasons.

2008 - And yes, he graduated from high school, and I do not have any idea about his college. Well, none of my business tho. The Cold War still continues.

So to speak, HINDI KO SIYA BINATI NUNG TANJOUBI NIYA. KAHIT GUSTONG-GUSTO KO.

Third year high school - So ayun. I met his imouto (LOL), and you know what? Ayun, sneak peek: NAGPAKILALA AKO SA KANYA with my best buddy... you know what I mean?

Hindi ko lang hinalata na kilala ko si kuya niya and shit.

DAFUQ. NAGKA-ALAMAN na during this episode like... putcha inamin ko na lang sa imouto niya na kilala ko siya at may gusto talaga ako sa kanya.

And you see, kahit pumupunta-punta kuya niya just to get her report card, like jusko, BAKIT HINDI KO PA SIYA LAPITAN!? I WAS SHOOKt. Confused me was like, I just want to talk to him, but I can’t. Social distancing lang ang peg, beh? xD

Tuloy parin ang Cold War sa internet. Walang katapusan.

Pero this was at the same time, my best buddy’s movements were kind of far from normal. Iyun din ang factor na may huge impact sa buhay ko... which would determine my future career in the long-run... (lol may pa-ganun ganun pa?).

Si meiwaku na lang talaga... she got the nice things, but on the following year I was LEFT WITH NOTHING! Admins must answer my demands... charot!

2009 - Ayun. Wala paring katapusang Cold War. Pero this time, I parted ways with my best buddy (sorry, wala nang ibang choice eh). AYOKONG mangyari iyun talaga... pero parting ways with him made my fourth year high school the WORST part of my high school life. Kasi tuwing anjan si best buddy, no one will really touch me (me paganun-ganun pa).

But yeah, I have to suck it up.

Gusto ko nang tumakas from that so-called tyrannical high school which has the crappiest quality of education in history. Putang ina talaga. Sorry for the language, but that school has to be accountable for damages (waley charot!).

That was also the time I commented on someone’s post na ganito ang school niya na gumagamit ng gantong language. Well, derogatory pa nga ang term eh (LOL).

COLD WAR PARIN.

2010 - Graduate na ako ng high school (SA WAKAAAAAAS!). Well, the bad memories and sh*t because I think the one responsible for sectioning students INSULTED ME ALL THROUGHOUT, and yeah.

Chapter 2: Pamantasang Taft Avenue

I FINALLY CAME TO HIS SCHOOL. YEE-HAW!

Pero di parin tapos ang laban. Again, the Cold War has re-emerged on what? Formspring! The shittiest website you’ll ever encounter in your entire life.

Somehow, I gained more EMENIES online... because you know that anime and video games are kind of BANNED in our household, but I watch anime secretly through torrent (shhhhh). Nalagyan pa ng VIRUS ang laptop ko dahil gusto ko talagang ma-download iyung mga content na ANIME talaga. And why the F*** did I NOT take up Japanese studies instead, if I love anime? Well, then and again the meiwaku person’s gaslighting and sh*t...

And 2010 was my FUCKING WORST YEAR because sinagad ko pa nga ang college. Bakit di na lang ako nag-gap year and shit? At gini-guilt trip pa nga ako na dapat UST na lang ako dahil ganto. But NO. Wala sanang problema ang UST but look, you want me to experience another part 2 of my high school alma mater? NO WAY, Jose. At talagang gusto ko na talagang mag-civilian clothes because it signifies FREEDOM!

Oh wait—freedom my ass. Wala parin akong bonggang-bonggang freedom dahil I was still continuing to BATTLE MY INNER DEMONS like WTF was I born this way and smth like that... ayun.

Medyo nasa stage talaga ako ng self-deprecation, NO THANKS to my background and whatnot. Everyone had really aristocratic features, and academic achievements and they’re so confident about themselves (TEKA... baka FULL of themselves).

And that’s also the time na parang hindi ko rin feel ang mga magiging kasama ko for the first 2 terms. Sorry to say, but it seems that I did not belong to their league at all.

Parang ganun.

And then again, AYOKO NANG MAG-ELABORATE gaano.

This year was the only year I learned to RISE UP from my mistakes. 2 fucking failures only means that “O AYAN, sa sobrang conceited mo kasi, ba’t di mo kaya babaan pride mo?”

Di mo masisi, turbulent masyado ang high school life ko. Meganon. Chos.

2011 - So yeah, third term of my college life... I decided to cross-enroll because I really do not feel to be with these sorts of people. YES, the elitistas.

YEAH... they only dress nicely and speak English like a person from the soshal high society pero manners ANLAYO... parang alipin race by practice parin pero naka-LV ang mga luka-luka.

KAYA AYOKO NA SILANG MAKITA! Charot!

This year was also the first time I came to Japan. MY DREAM DESTINATION! Pero huwag kayo, naging favorite country ko talaga siya (well sorry to say, na-”brainwash” ako ng mga libtard ideas that time, abandoning the conservatism from high school) dahil sa anime pati video games.

Sinabi ko talaga, sana makabalik ako sa Japan. KAHIT European studies ang major ko nun.

And yeah... medyo hindi ko na ma-open mind ko because of this constant fear-mongering from this sort of environment that isn’t really open to new ideas and only cares about snobbery. Kaya siguro mas malapit ang loob ko sa mga hard sciences majors dahil ‘di hamak mas open-minded tsaka conservative in practice talaga sila... and f*** liberals, ya know.

OO, Cold War parin talaga, fren. Di kami nag-uusap at kahit nakikita ko rin siya paminsan-minsan, I just do some sorts of weird stuff and yeah...

2012 - THESIS year. Jusko... heto pa talaga ang pinaka-judgment day sa lahat. Like, ga-graduate pa ba ako, kahit sabihin nating pasaway student ako nun?

Pero, Cold War parin.

2013 - The time I graduated from college. INUNAHAN KO SIYA! BWAHAHAHAHAHHA!

Pero huwag kayo—medyo rocky road din ang taong ‘to dahil I decided to reconcile with my best buddy and raised the white flag dahil nga siyempre, I tried to forget him but NO WAY... he was a huge part of my life kaya papano ko siya kakalimutan? Diba?

Well, because I fucking missed the graduation ball of my batch. AYOKO sanang pumunta dun for personal reasons... well, may tiket na ako pero gusto ko talagang ibenta. PRAMIS!!!

The result? GAP YEAR from looking for work. Just to attend next year’s grad ball.

After I graduated, I went to South Korea for the 1st time and JAPAN... for ze second time around. First time in Tokyo.

Grabe.

Wala akong masabi.

Dun na siguro nagsimula ang formal Japanese lessons ko.

Pero again, COLD WAR parin.

2014 - YES!!! I attended the grad party... with my high school bestie. Sobrang happy ko nun dahil makakasama ko siya muli. <3

AND...

Pumasok ako sa law school. WELL, LAHAT NG MGA MAHAHALAGANG GAMIT KO, NAWALA SAKIN. F*** those 3 drivers na alipin race by practice! I HEYT DRAHGS!!!

Pero, Cold War parin.

Chapter 3: Travajo, Shigoto, Arbeit

2015 - The time HE graduated from college. Well, I was already studying photography so yeah... and during this year, this is where I had my very first job. Ayun. Meaning to say, new crushes and sh*t, and yeah, meeting new people.

Pero, Cold War parin.

At the same time, meeting new people? Dalawa rin naging crush ko. Pero LABAG sa kalooban ko at pumunta kami ng North America. FUCK... I don’t wanna come back but my parents insisted and sh*t.

Sorry to say, pa-sh*th0l3 na kasi iyung alam niyo na, pinaka-supposedly makapangyarihang bansa sa buong daigdig este hegemon. Gomen nasai to my American friends, but if you knew me closer and deeper, no offense to your country tho!

I was sooooo inggit sa mga taong nakapag-Japan on this year. Haist. Di afford mag-Japan pero afford mag-US? ABNORMAL OI.

Hanggang kapritso’t pabonggahan lang kayo dun eh. And I HATE IT!

Pero 2015 is also the year that I really need to move on from you-know-who. Kasi jusko, dami-daming gwapo diyan! Hindi lang siya!

2016 - WAIT... this is the best year for me... and pretty much the worst. First time kong pumunta ng Kyoto and thought that this is like the Philippines when it’s summer. Tourists weren’t really too many and yeah, move on talaga from that special someone dahil inisip ko one day, mahahanap ko na talaga ang special someone ko. Jusko, daming mas gwapo pa dun anoh! HAHAHAHA.

And my first time to USJ! YEE-HAW!

Bonggang-bongga’t heto na rin ang “moment of truth has finally arrived” and sh*t, at saka PANIBAGONG CRUSH all the way... sa work ko pa nakita at dehins basta-bastang tao iyun! BWAHAHAHAHA at siya pa nga nag-udyok sakin mag-art (BWAHAHAHAHA).

Hindi biro iyan—kung di dahil pinapunta ako sa Craft Mania, malamang I would have NEVER spent my money ng bonggang-bongga sa mga art materials na di ko pa alam gamitin that time. Pabonggahan lang and sorts of stuff (KIDS, don’t try this at home, ha? Learn to save your keep kahit papano)—para lang mag-show off.

2017 - COLD WAR PARIN.

2018 - COLD WAR PARIN.

Pero mind you, this is when the defining point of time I really have to prove myself na worthy akong mag-Japan. NOPE. Not the Japayuki sort of thing dahil... watashi no kao kara suru to, not to brag, but does it seem like... DO I LOOK LIKE A JOKE TO YOU!? Beh, move on na! Hindi na high school itey! Chos!

Pero mind you, this was also the time I un-expectedly PASSED JLPT for the first time. I literally was happy, but still not complacent. Nakukulangan pa ako.

And this is also the time I proved to myself, babalik ako sa Japan to fulfill my childhood dream: Disney Resort sa Japan dahil dun ko talaga gusto eh! Haist talaga, malas ako at dehins ako half-Japanese, you know that feeling of wanting to go to Japan before 2010 because of the cool stuff... pero turns out hindi. Mamaya na.

And after going to Tokyo Disneyland? The next day, we went to unexpectedly the art store that would become my FAVORITE PLACE in the world dahil na-meet ko na ang lalakweng nagpa-tibok ng puso ko. CHAROT!!! Imagine, grabe OPPOSITE niya talaga ang color ng mga Binay, walang gluta pa iyan! Pero likas na gwapo’t magaling pa mag-English (never mind his funny accent LOL). At BAROK pa Nihongo ko nun. As in hazukasii tsukaikata desho! w

Siya ang defining moment ng buong trip ko sa Japan. Dahil siyempre, he has this smile na sobrang sincere at walang pretensions... like he was like that dude whom you want to take for dinner. LOL me paganun-ganun pa.

AT siyempre, back to you-kn0w-who again, tensions are getting relaxed, pero COLD WAR PARIN technically.

2019 - Heto na iyung taong formally pumunta ako ng Japan na walang uwian talaga. Dire-diretso na ang paninirahan ko bilang ryuugakusei. At siyempre, hazukashii parin dahil shit talaga na malagkit, my Japanese wasn’t very very good. Sono kaiwa nouryoku ha zenzen hazukashikatta desho. Maa, mou takusan naratta houga yoroshii yo.

And YES, I went to different places like Kamakura, Yokohama Chinatown, Kobe, Hiroshima, Fukuoka, Nara... shit andami na talaga. Dahil naka-stay ako sa Japan for a year. And my mom often visits me dahil siyempre hitorgurashi ako ditey. And it’s quite depressing ya know—loner, iyung feeling na welcome ka pero di ka parin belong sa society nila. At medyo confused stage parin ako dahil pagod na ako ng bonggang-bongga sa Philippine politics kaya I need a fucking break. But no... things don’t really work that way ya see.

Chapter 4: The moment of truth has finally arrived—tokoro no naka ni ha, Nippon de

And this is one defining moment when wait... like I went to Kobe for the first time around...

Nandito na lang ako sa Japan, at siyempre iyung crush ko na iyun talaga (oi, hindi si opposite skintone ng mga Binay, ok?), I just want to reconcile with him ever since. So, why not again... do something about it?

Remember, wala nang Yahoo Messenger. Wala na ring Friendster. Pati Multiply tigok na rin. At saka wala na ang online games, anoh? DotA na lang tsaka Mobile Legends, pagkaka-alam ko.

And so it happened like this...

He already viewed my IG posts, and that was the time I really had to focus on my studies in the bekka program. Andito na lang ako sa Japan, at saka you know... like the kalungkutan in my eyes show that despite that I love Japan, and I wished to naturalize in the place I consider my second home, parang gusto ko nang i-abandona iyung idea na iyun. Because for one, I am fully aware that Japan is not an immigration-friendly country.

So yeah, because he views my stories on Instagram, I guess this is the time I have to poke him on Facebook?

Oo, sa Messenger ko pa ginawa iyun.

And surprisingly, he sent me a message.

Ayun.

Wait lang ha... ayun.

Nakita ko na talaga na “Sorry sa late reply... ano po iyun? Oh, na-alala nga kita, at sorry sa nagawa ko noon. Sobrang immature ko nun at alam mo na hindi ka deserving sa ganun.”

Umiyak ako. Bonggang-bonggang reconciliation na talaga ang ramdam ko.

Nagpasalamat talaga ako sa kanya, siya iyung dahilan kung bakit nandito ako sa Japan. Shikata ga nai kedo, kung di dahil sa kanya well... I would never be in Japan right now.

Siya parin talaga ang babalikan ko at the end of the day. At hindi ko mai-tatanggi na siya talaga ang inspirasyon ko sa pagpunta ko rito sa Japan bilang ryuugakusei.

2020 - Coronavirus.

Heto na rin ang taon na for good na ang rainichi niya. Totsuzen iyun, hindi iyan ang original plan niya. And his company was already dissolving, so he has to deal with things and stuff before he gets free time.

At takot talaga siya sa coronavirus.

At naka-graduate pa ako. Pasado ko lahat mga subject ko. Pero hindi parin ako kuntento talaga. May kulang pa.

OO, nung panahong iyun sobrang depressed talaga ako. Fuck, all the good and the bad memories in my Japanese university were like, emerging again, just looking at the clothes.

It’s like telling me I really have to go back home.

Kailangan ko nang umuwi ng Pilipinas dahil wala na ako gaanong obligasyon dito sa Japan. Also, whenever I wake up in the morning? I often get depressed, wishing nagtagal lang ako dito sa Japan, pero mukhang hindi talaga para sakin ang Japan, iyan ang ramdam ko.

But I wished so hard, magkita pa kami.

Kotoshi no rokugatsu - Dapat nakauwi na ako ng Pinas nitey. Oo nga, dahil hanggang gantong buwan lang ako andito sa Japan. And I’m stuck in a limbo simply because of that panirang coronavirus.

I cannot admit, I was battling my own demons while I was in school. Like, hindi ko talaga tanggap ang nakaraan ko because I wasted my time being YOLO. Like, ano ba talaga gusto ko paglaki ko?

Fuck, how I wish I planned earlier, but certain factors like political something something was a hindrance. PERO HINDI.

Until I finally decided to meet him.

Lubusin ko na’to. I worked so effing hard just to bring back our friendship. I wanted a closure. I WANTED IT EVER SINCE. Gusto ko na talagang tapusin ‘tong kabanatang maitataguri kong Cold War.

The Cold War that shaped me into a better person, I guess?

June 10 - The day we finally met.

The day when eventually, niyakap ko siya at tinawag ko na sempai.

I finally found the closure I was seeking for.

I noticed, maraming nagbago for sure: First and foremost, inamin niya ring dehins niya gusto masyado ang nangyari sa high school life... and yeah mas enjoy di hamak ang college life, where he learned a lot of stuff.

Sa Japan pa talaga, of all places. I tried other sorts of cultures, if this will fit me, but in the end I simply ended up being in the place I consider my second home, and met my crush there and had the closure I was seeking for: Didn’t expect he would delete some of his social media accounts which sorry to say, parang Fall of the Berlin Wall ang peg.

I was like, I would never expect him to be the person I knew since high school. Kung di ko man lang na-afford makipag-jidori sa kanya o batiin siya sa Meris o sa La Salle...

Kaya siya tinatawag na Cold War.

#Cold War story #original #SMCQC #DLSU #Cold War #Saint Mary's College of Quezon City #De La Salle University #De La Salle University - Manila #DLSU-M #DLSUM #La Salle #An1mo #Marian #Lasallian

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Omg what would happen is Oikawas little sister was an idol, so she traveled around. But now she is back home and has a major crush on kageyama. He returns the feelings but has no idea she's famous or the younger sister of his rival. How would it all go down?

Hmm… This is interesting as hECk and stuff will probably go like this (at least in my head):

She first sees Kageyama in one of Oikawa’s old Kitagawa Volleyball Club pictures.

“Tooru-nii, who’s this guy?” *points at kags*

“Oh, that’s Tobio-chan, my old insufferable, self-absorbed, thinks-hes-everyones-boss, […more insults] kouhai!”

She’s an idol, who a lot of people admire, but she has her own inner fangirl and stalker, as well. So she looks up Kageyama on the internet and when she dug deep enough to know where he spends his weekends, she sets out to miyagis recreational setter

GOD this chick is as sly as her bro. She comes up to kags when she sees him, heart fluttering n all, and asks him to teach her abt volleyball even if she already knew the basics bcos of Oiks

Kags, being the shy guy he is, is reluctant but she managed to talk him into it anyway. When he asked for her name, she just gave him her stage name, which he thankfully didnt recognize.

So our baby girl hits it off with kags every saturday for the rest of her two month break and AAAA who knew he’d be such a softie when he starts to like someone.

but tHEN at some point oiks went to the center and CATCHES THE TWO OF THEM MID-EMBRACE bcos kags tried to prevent her from getting hit in the face by a volleyball. Srsly tho kags u coulda just pushed her away. Why hug her u sneaky bitcc

“Imouto????” “Tooru-nii????”

Then kags was Bamboozled and basically said “so you thought that not telling me that ure oikawa sans sister is gonna be amusing?” Angry >:( kags is kinda scary cos hes that calm kind of angry

Kags felt like she betrayed him so he never showed up at the center anymore and oiks is kindaaa pissed that she, his own flesh n blood, was fraternizing w the enemy but shes leaving again for another tour soon. He also hates seeing her sad and lowkey has a sister complex so he apologizes and helps her reconcile w kags

WOW this is getting long but basically itll probably conclude as a scene in the airport, where she’s about to go to immigration but then kags stops her, with oikawa tailing him fr behind. Then they finally become an item with oikawa tooru niisans blessing

#haikyuu!! imagines #haikyuu scenario #haikyuu!! headcanons #haikyuu!! hc #hq!! hc #oikawa tooru #kageyama tobio #haikyuu imagines #haikyuu!!#haikyuu fanfiction #headcanons #request #anon #hqhc

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vicsep7250 · 5 years

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23, 24, 26, 28, 31, 49, 63, 69,82, 101, 117, 132, 158, and 174 pleaaaase

Oh wowie das a lot of numbers... Welp. Better get staarted imouto.

23. Last show you binged watched?

Neon Genesis Evangelion. Netflix released it recently and I figured I might as well watch it again after who knows how long since I’ve watched it last. Still weird and interesting as always.

Also don’t watch it when you have young family visit bc there are too many situations you can put yourself into watching NGE with them around.

24. Dogs or cats?

Why not both?

I had three dogs, two chihuahuas who passed away and one labrador (I believe) still with us. She is a sweetheart and is just a nice, silly girl. They were all adorable together, big Charlotte trying to play with little Nicole while Killer watched them with his old eyes...

My neighborhood is no stranger to cats, there is one that usually stays around the entrance of the cul-de-sac I live in and they’re a sweetheart too. The cat may be a stray but they’re very nice. Probably bc someone feeds them when they show up.

26. Have you ever cooked a big family meal by yourself?

I don’t cook and I never really learned how to, but the closest I’ve come to cooking a “family meal” was when I was in the mood for macaroni and cheese and cooked a family sized serving of it instead of the single serve size I was trying to make.

31. What emoji best describes your life right now?

Uhhhhh 🆗 yeah. That works.

49. Do you like horror movies?

Not really a big fan, but I tolerate them.

63. How often do you say y’all?

Enough times that y’all soon replace y’all on the interwebs but not enough times for y’all to replace y’all in reality. Honestly it comes out when it comes out when I speak IRL and that isn’t often enough as I’ve been told.

69(nice). How often do you read/pay attention to your horoscope?

Not really. If I see a post or article that involves the signs I’ll give it a quick read. I’m not that big on the horoscopes but I’ll admit, there are some things that are moods and make me go “same” when I read them.

82. How flexible are you?

As flexible as you need me to be Not all that much. I’m double jointed in my arms so I can twist it a full 360 degrees, but I’ve sorta lost the ability to after a few years of not doing that.

101. From 1-10, how good of a dancer do you consider yourself?

-13 because I do not dance and the only dancing style I’ve been taught is Cumbia, and even then I still don’t dance when asked to.

I don’t really like moving around a lot for something unless its important for like work or for exercise (P.E. was a chore) and I don’t like dancing all that much anyways. Yeah it’s impressive but I can’t bring myself to like it at all.

117. Have you ever accidentally called 911?

Nope, but based on how touch sensitivity my new phone is I just might!

So thanks for putting that fear in my head.

132. Any hidden talents?

Probably not. I’ve gone through life so far without finding out some incredible secret hidden within me so I guess that’s kapoot.

Let’s hope this writing and art thing turn up guuchi.

158. Have you ever uttered a spoken hashtag?

I- I don’t know what that means? Does it mean like if I said “worm” or “yeet” or something like that??

I don’t know, imouto I need you and your partner to teach your new fangled internet teen speek

174. Any guilty pleasures you’re willing to discuss?

Well this might be to Not Safe but I really really REALLY like cuddling, my pillows can attest to this, but no one in my family is a cuddler either and it makes me so sad when they spend the night after a get together or party and it just makes me want to find a partner and uggggghhhh.

TL;DR I’m affectionate and down for all kinds of it.

Thanks for the asks imouto, sorry for sending you so many numbers all outta order and stuff. It really was RNG!

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im just posting this here so i have it later bc entertaining convo

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You both like anime.

You: hey whats up

Stranger: Not much, just chilling with my oniichan in my uchi you know?

You: damn wish i had an oniichan

You: im just hitoribocchi rn

Stranger: Yeah it's pretty easy to get when you are a kamisama like me you know?

Stranger: I am just a full on ikemen

Stranger: Got a harem

You: damn kamisama

You: gotta have a favorite tho right

Stranger: Of course

Stranger: Always the osananajimi

Stranger: Gotta respect the firsts

You: osananajimi always the best

You: maybe jus a little bit on tsun tsun, yknow

Stranger: Bro you understand me from my toes to my atama rn

Stranger: I like the kawaii girls that got the tsun tsun

You: damn bro im glad we could tsunagaru like this

Stranger: Bokumo I think this is a tokubestu connection

You: an honor for me to be nakama with kamisama

Stranger: I am laughing so hard rn I cant believe this is still going. Like majide??

You: sou, maji da yo

Stranger: Sounds like you study your nihongo all Majime and stuff

You: am i just gonna descend into full japanese

You: likewise my bro

Stranger: I think so my nakama

Stranger: Gotta go zenbu nihongo

You: it started as shuumi but now i have degree so

You: saikou no weeb da yo

Stranger: Oh I see bokumo started when I was a koukousei

You: i was only hontou majime when i was daigakusei

Stranger: Then I did it in Uni with a major in film minor in nihongo

Stranger: Okok

Stranger: 分かったwww

You: respect for my nakama to follow their dreams in kokosei

You: 草

You: i'm afraid i'm ちょっと下手 now from lack of use w

Stranger: これは最初に冗談だけど、ほんとに分かったwww

Stranger: Daijyoubu. I am the same

You: 感じ嫁できないｗ

You: i am a Fool in Man's Shoes

Stranger: Got my degree 3 years ago and habent studied since

You: what a fuckin mood

You: my usage is all in media consumption and music, honestly

Stranger: Okay kanjiless こらはさいしょにじょうだんだけど、ほんとにわかった

You: but i barely speak it lmao

Stranger: I see same

Stranger: I have no one to speak to

Stranger: Do you play games?

You: あぁそう、私も

Stranger: We could speak to each other! I was supposed to be sleeping so this must be fate

You: は～い

Stranger: Stay night

Stranger: If you know whatimean

You: I AM ZA BONE OBU MY SOARD

Stranger: What kind of games do you play? Any league or pubg?

You: i took a fat nap earlier so now i cant sleep

You: unmei da yo

Stranger: Hahah

Stranger: Where you from?

You: i quit league a while ago, but i was considering playing again tbh

Stranger: Omg

You: california!

Stranger: We can play together

Stranger: And talk

You: gonna have to catch me up on new meta tho

Stranger: Hey I am driving to LA in 2 hours lol

You: too many new items and changes MonkaS

Stranger: All good I'll nurture you my imouto

Stranger: XP

You: bruh good luck with the traffic lmao

You: only if i get sufficient headpats u_u

Stranger: I wanna die

Stranger: Of course you will! Uwu

Stranger: I always give cute bois headsets uwu

You: bro gimmie ya discord

Stranger: What's your discord?

You: ... bro

You: HAHA

You: eurae#9474

Stranger: We are on the same wavelength

You: icon should be of a nekomimi girl bc... im weak

Stranger: Added

Stranger: I think mine is a nekomimi boy so...

You: how can you be my kouhai if you're gonna be my oniichan :thinking:

Stranger: Shhhh

Stranger: Let it happen

You: so why you headed to LA anyway? work? o:

Stranger: Let this 23 yo onichan teach you the ways on how to be a bronze player in league of legends

You: bro we are the same age

Stranger: Work! I film!

Stranger: I am in Arizona rn

You: oh wow! do you travel a lot for work? o:

Stranger: From Canada tho! Going back tomorrow evening to the great white north!

Stranger: Here and there ^^

Stranger: I make the usual.

You: it's too hot here anyway q_q

Stranger: Wedding videos, music videos, commercials, porn

You: socal born and raised, still cant stand the heat

Stranger: Wait forget the last one

You: hey man why should i judge

Stranger: Which city?

You: how did our conversation start HAHA

Stranger: Haha just being silly xP

You: alhambra! it's about 30 mins out from LA

Stranger: Idk but it was amazing

Stranger: And it was fate legit

You: best laugh i've had in a while

Stranger: I was gonna sleep

You: honestly

Stranger: Before I clicked

Stranger: Then for some reason I didn't

Stranger: Idk shy

You: honestly i was about to close omegle because i kept getting kik bots

Stranger: Right????

Stranger: My god

You: "M 17 and horny" boy you are a MINOR

Stranger: The tag japanese is ONLY BOTS

Stranger: That's the one!!!

Stranger: Looking for weeb gf??

You: chris hansen? hello?

You: YEAH

You: almost got fuckin whiplash

Stranger: Omg

You: LOL

Stranger: Get Christmas on the line

You: konnichiwa keisatsu desuka?

Stranger: So you are Male too right just wondering?

Stranger: Loooool

You: 女だよ

Stranger: へええまじで

You: そうよ！変かなぁ？ｗｗ

You: girls dont exist on the internet right lmao

Stranger: Well in that case *flexes arms* I hope you know I am at the top of my class. I main Vayne. Hit silver 3 last season yeah I am a total stud

Stranger: Hahaha right??? I play with a few actually and it is toooo funny when we play league with randoms xD

You: bro i can be your support and get mad when i flash+all in and die bc no one else followed up

Stranger: Hontoni omoshiroi

You: or jungle and feed

Stranger: Looo

Stranger: All seriousness

Stranger: I dont main Vayne anymore lol

You: it's been an age man, i played season 3-4

Stranger: I main twitch hit plat this season and also play a bit of top. I would love to play with you though! <3

Stranger: Damnnnnn I started in s5 lol

Stranger: What do you play nowadays?

Stranger: What are your hobbies?

You: my high school was chock full of league peeps man, i just got pulled in around then

Stranger: Same but I have a story about that hH

You: i draw? and for games, I lean pretty heavily into strategy/jrpg

You: i... quit league cause i got to be a picturesque toxic league player >____>

Stranger: I have too much I wanna talk about and I gotta sleep hehe I wont be home till late so talk to you day after? If you have tele you can text me there too uwu

You: oh yeah!! :3 we can trade numbers later!

Stranger: Ooh I would love to see your drawings and being toxic is bad! XP

You: wouldn't want you to die on yr 2 hr drive at 5mi/hr

You: LOL

Stranger: HahH

Stranger: Do you have telegram?

You: i don't! is that like a texting app? o:

Stranger: Mhmm! With loooooots of cute stickers!

You: s...stickers

Stranger: Mostly furries use it but it has cute anime ones too

You: i tried to use line for a while because of the stickers (poptepipic what's gud) but no one else used it qq

Stranger: Yeah! Just download it and I'll teach you!

You: guess it's time to make a fursona!

You: LOL

Stranger: I used line when I lived in Japan haha

You: o: you lived in japan omg

Stranger: Yup guess so! XD everyone has one nowadays! :p

Stranger: Download it and let me know wha TV your @ is and I'll add you!

Stranger: What your* not tv looool

Stranger: I did yeah for a year

You: does it go by name?

You: ... "tams loves catgirls"

Stranger: My tele is @imyourkohai

Stranger: If you go to send a message you can put that in and message me

Stranger: Lol yes that is right hahah

You: haha okay, i should let you get to sleep!!

Stranger: Okay!!!

You: do you have a call time or anything? o:

Stranger: Nini

Stranger: Nah just a meeting all g :3

You: okay!! haha oyasumi~ we'll talk more tmr :3

Stranger: Ouasumiii

Stranger has disconnected.

#Omegle #Hamex

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loosesodamarble · 2 years

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Prior to Morgen's confession...

Morgen: I wonder when Nacht will confess to Josele. It’s obvious how infatuated he is with her.

Yami: Dude, why don’t you confess?

Morgen: I’ll have to see how Nacht feels about it first.

Yami: (internal screaming)

...

Nacht: Ugh, I hate to see Morgen be such a simp.

Yami: Jealous because you like her, aren’t you?

Nacht: No. *Everyone* thinks she’s strong and brave and beautiful, but Morgen takes it to the extreme.

Yami, thinking: So I’m right.

...

Yami, while sparring with Josele: So you're in love with Nacht and Morgen?

Josele: Completely enamored. It's awful. What do I do?

Yami: Tell them? Then they can tell you if they feel the same. And from there the three of you can figure out how to continue.

Josele: Wha-? No! That's completely unreasonable!

Yami: (slams his sword into Josele's, breaking both in the process)

#black clover #black clover incorrect quote #morgen faust #nacht faust #yami sukehiro #josele canty #morgsele #nacsele #black clover oc #soda's ocs #Yami has had to put up with faustsele for far too long #he’s been watching Morgen and Nacht simp for years while Josele has been oblivious #man deserves a break from those three clowns #also gotta call out the people who inspired the quote #internet imouto #steph the og mutual

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x0401x · 6 years

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Mekakucity Talkers: Chapter 25

Having started out a blog, Ene uses Momo’s Ability to increase the number of views... Will that ever work out!?

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Ene, Momo

Ene: Myy~, if only Master were useful every now and then~

Momo: Right~?

Ene: Ah, by the way, this is a different topic, but I ki~nda have something to ask of you, Imouto-san.

Momo: Something to ask? I’m bad at stuff that requires me to use my head, but I have confidence if it’s a job where I have to move my body! Ah, but I also do the things I’m bad at with all my might! So by all means, please do count on Kisaragi Momo!

Ene: Hey, hey! Your occupational disease is showing!

Momo: Ah, my habit accidentally...

Ene: You’re passionate about your profession, huh~

Momo: That’s because sales are important in order to win through this era of war amongst idols...! Well, what’s the favor? A big eater battle? Or maybe a sumo battle?

Ene: No, Imouto-san, I wouldn’t ask that of you! Aren’t you completely absorbed in TV programs!?

Momo: This is also work... This is also work...

Ene: Imouto-san! Please come back! The favor is related to your Ability!

Momo: “Ability”? As in, the “Snatching”?

Ene: That’s right, that’s right! To tell the truth, this humble Ene has started a blog recently!

Momo: Eh! Is that so? I wanna see, I wanna see!

Ene: Well, no need for such hurry! It’s the first blog that shows up when you look for “Permanent edition! Diary of search for live-changing B-grade games!”.

Momo: Ene-chan, you also have a pretty maniac hobby, huh?

Ene: That’s because, the more you dig, the more B-grade games appear! Providing an introduction is worth it!

Momo: And then? What should I help you with?

Ene: To tell the truth, I made up my mind and did try to start out a blog, but the PV count didn’t grow at all...

Momo: It kinda feels like it’s aimed at experienced people, after all.

Ene: But I want many people to know about the wonderfulness of B-grade games! I wish for them to taste the gourmet-like fineness of B-grade games! That’s why, Imouto-san, wouldn’t the PV number of the blog increase if you use your Ability that gathers people’s attention!? This is what I happened to think! Please! Give me your assistance!!

Momo: Eh~, can I manage that~? I’ve never attempted gathering attention through internet texts...

Ene: Don’t knock it until you’ve tried!

Momo: Hu~m. For starters, is it okay if I give the first article a go?

Ene: Of course! Please do it with utmost excitement!!

Momo: All~ right! Just now, I used my Ability! Probably! That should do it!

Ene: Ooh~! Thank you very much! How did it go, how did it go~? The blog’s PV numbers... Ah? They haven’t increased at all, huuh?

Momo: Ehh? That’s odd. I’ve properly used my Ability... Ene-chan, the first article in your blog is “Mysterious Spinning Rod”, right?

Ene: No, what’s that article!?

Momo: Eh!? I got it wrong!?

Ene: The first article in my blog is the title “Elephant that Moves Around”, you know!?

Momo: No, what’s with that content!?

Ene: I’ve introduced a game where you have to capture an elephant that moves around over the screen. This can become quite a habit~. No, more importantly than that, what’s this “Mysterious Spinning Rod” thing!?

Momo: E~rm. Ah, I’m sorry! Seems like I opened the introduction page of a kids’ toy by mistake. It looks like a T-shaped bamboo-copter and if you swing the hand that is holding it, the rod spins...

Ene: It really is a “mysterious spinning rod”, huh?

Momo: Aah! The number of views of the Mysterious Spinning Rod is quickly increasing!

Ene: Eeh!? I kinda have a bad feeling... Imouto-san, you’ve become able to regulate the level of attention you earn, right? How much attention did you go for...?

Momo: Eh? Logically, I made it so that it’d be the one to earn most attention.

Ene: Hiee...

Momo: Aah! “Mysterious Spinning Rod” is trending in the SNSs!

Ene: Awawah, an unanticipated Mysterious Spinning Rod boom...!

Momo: W-What do we do, Ene-chan...?

Ene: Since it’s come to this, let’s gather attention towards a different article!

Momo: Eh? But then there’d be another boom...

Ene: You gotta avert the attention to a different place and scatter everyone’s awareness! Go, Imouto-san!

Momo: Got it! If that’s how it is... Just now, I used my power onto a different article!

Ene: Thank you very much! By the way, what kind of article was it?

Momo: One that says “Mysterious Shining Ball”.

Ene: “Mysterious Shining Ball”?

Momo: This is also a toy. “A ball that glows if you shake it! So interesting!” is what’s written there.

Ene: A ball that glows if you shake it...

Momo: This article is also gaining views at an incredible rate. Is it okay like this?

Ene: It should work well... No, wait a moment! The popularity of the Mysterious Spinning Rod isn’t stopping! “Mysterious Spinning Rod” and “Mysterious Shining Ball” have ranked in a popularity ranking blog as the top two, you know!?

Momo: Ene-chan, it’s a disaster over here too! The “Mysterious Spinning Rod” and the “Mysterious Shining Ball” are ranking number 1 and 2 in sales of a mail order site!! On top of that, they’ve sold out!!

Ene: I-It wasn’t supposed to turn out this way...

Momo: What do I do...? Because of my Ability, mysterious items are going through a mysterious boom...

Ene: No, hum, i-it’s fine! You haven’t done anything bad, you know!? Surely, the boom will be over soon!

Momo: T-That’s right! A different boom will definitely happen!

Ene: Yeah, yeah! It has nothing to do with us! Let’s leave it as that!

Momo: ‘Kay!

A few days later...

Mekakushi-dan Chatroom

Kano: My~, I think everyone already knows about them~, but I bought those things that are trending a lot right now~! The Mysterious Spinning Rod and Mysterious Shining Ball!

Shintarou: It’s the topic lately, after all.

Kano: I’d been thinking that they were only weird toys at the beginning, but it kinda seems these are linked to recovery and stress relief~, so I bought 10 of each in different colors~.

Kido: But they’re continuously sold out, aren’t they? You pulled a feat in buying them.

Kano: Well~, I was in line before the time to open the store~. But it seems there were people who didn’t manage to buy them, so I was lucky.

Shintarou: Looks like the number of fans who go all the way to the original factory is growing. It’s said that maniacs have gathered over 100 types of them.

Kido: It’s featured on TV every day.

Kano: Yeah, yeah! To think it’d turn into such a boom~. What was the trigger for it~? I’m curious~

#kagerou project #kagepro #mekakucity actors #ene #kano shuuya #kisaragi momo #kisaragi shintaro #kido tsubomi #enomoto takane #kisaragi shintarou #mekakucity talkers #kagerou daze #kagerou days #my translation

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theempresskaizer · 6 years

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We're all working professionals i sWEARRR

@kakihoden @incorrectmidc my throat is still sore from all the screaming!! I'm so glad to finally meet you two after all the internet spazzing 💙💙💙

Not pictured: diligent imoutos supporting the antics of ehem the elders 😂

#cosmania 2018 #personal shit #nakangiti kasi kami kahit may face mask hahahahahahaah

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someawesomeamvs · 6 years

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Warning: Potential spoilers, violence

Title: Animegraphy 2017

Editor: Verathin

Music: “Help” by Hurts, “Show Me What I’m Looking For” by Carolina Liar, “The Nights” by Avicii

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