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minnesota-fats · 2 years

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Danny wearing the “it’s not gay if he’s dead” shirt his school made back when he first starting out in Gotham and Jason has to do a double take cuz “WTF DOES THAT MEAN!?”

Bonus points if Jason and Danny don’t know each other and just pass each other on the street. And Cue Jason stalking Danny because this couldn’t be an accident!!!

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magic-cricketbat · 1 month

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“why does charles sit on the desk when there are clearly other chairs in the office—”

because he’s bisexual that’s why

#edwin is a distinguished gay #and charles is a disaster bisexual #of course he doesn’t sit in a chair like a normal person #dead boy detectives #charles rowland #edwin paine #edwin payne #paineland #painland #payneland #paynland #chedwin #i hate chedwin but i’m still tagging it

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adharastarlight · 7 months

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Reg sneaking into his dorm at 2am, uniform a little dishevelled

Barty, turning the light on and stroking a cat like a bond villain: why hello, you're out awfully late

Reg: ...uhm-

Evan, appearing in the shadows next to Barty: it's dreadfully strange how the light affects the colours of ties

Reg:

Reg: merde

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plantsonplutoart · 2 months

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April fools just passed and so I’m touching up inks for a lil marauders comic I made. I had to share a wip of my favorite panel. They’re so stupid <3

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not-rab · 12 days

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Regulus: *wears dark grey*

Barty: I see you’re breaking out the spring colours

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here-am-i-sitting-in-a-tin-can · 21 days

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okay but James’ jewellery is gold and Regulus’ is silver so their wedding rings are both with James’ having gold on the outside and silver on the side that touches his finger (if that makes sense) and Regulus silver on the outside and gold on the side that touches his finger

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faerycross · 4 months

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james potter is one of those people who would show up to class in grey sweatpants and a plain white tshirt and still leave everyone on their knees. he would also stretch (very loudly) mid-lesson just to show his happy trail and watch people die on the spot.

#he knows he’s hot #james potter #james fleamont potter #jegulus #marauders #marauders era #dead gay wizards from the 70s #dead gay wizards #sirius black #remus lupin #regulus black

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silverstarssart · 1 month

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Edwin the harem protagonist is collecting bitches left and right like pokemon. They saw a repressed Edwardian twink and said "I wanna be under that" and honestly good for them.

Twink magnet for lonely cats, crows, and nonbinary hoes

#look its not about who he gets with #its the gay panic we made along the way #dead boy detectives #edwin payne #the cat king #monty the crow #charles rowland

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propussyslayer · 28 days

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sirius: so what do you do for a living

remus: i hunt and kill zombies

sirius: the fuck no you don't

remus: have you ever seen one?

sirius: no?

remus: then you are fucking welcome

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littleliterarylesbian · 2 months

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love the whole "Remus is gryffindor's casanova" most of you have going on but that is not me AT ALL.

He's a weird, lanky, scar covered book nerd loser who seemingly gets sick at least once a month and is the dude who's weirdly close with the nurse of all faculty. he is absolutely NOT getting bitches. he is getting ZERO play. his game is NON EXISTENT.

#this is my truth and i shall speak it #i am apart of the loser remus agenda #your telling me he has game? i dont believe you at all #marauders era #marauders #harry potter #dead gay wizards #dead wizards from the 70s #hp marauders #remus lupin #remus x sirius #remus x regulus #remus john lupin #wolfstar #wolfseeker #moonseeker #moonwater #idk!! other remus ships!!! those r just my main two!!#.theadcanons

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always-reading · 1 month

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THIS IS WHAT IM SAYING

#marauders #james potter #regulus black #jegulus #dead gay wizards from the 70s #marauders fandom #marauders era #he loves him #reg would push him away and James would hold on for dear life

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snarky-magpie · 3 months

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I've seen a lot of Jegulus hate in my feed lately for some reason, and this is my response to all of that:

#wouldn't he though?#what do we know #jegulus #regulus black #james potter #starchaser #dead gay wizards #the marauders #my otp

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midnight-skylie · 1 month

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How did people got "a straight guy rejecting a gay guy" from "I can't answer you right now but we have forever to figure it out" Charles Rowland I'll never understand.

#charles rowland #have you LOOKED at him?#that's a bisexual if i have ever seen one #dead boy detectives #dead gay detectives #if he didn't feel that way at all he could've let him down gently #but he didn't #he didn't say no #dead boy detective agency #dead boy detectives spoiler #charles dead boy detectives #charles x edwin #edwin x charles #charles my love #mess of a boy #edwin and charles #dbda

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danceinthunder · 2 months

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Can you imagine how flustered James would be when he and Regulus start dating and Regulus starts actually being really affectionate and soft with him?

Like of course Regulus still teasingly bullies him (it’s one of his love languages and James loves it dw) but when he starts also complimenting him and giving him random hugs and stuff? James would melt and blush and not know how to respond.

And Regulus would love the fact he can shut James up better than anyone so he’d just do it all the time. Everyone round Hogwarts would be so confused about how The Regulus Black, who seemingly only had two moods: indifference and annoyance, suddenly started being so sweet and soft to James Potter.

He’d chase him down the halls when he forgot a textbook in his room calling for his “Sunshine” and James would be speed walking away blushing the entire time but absolutely adoring the attention at the same time.

#dead gay wizards #mauraders #regulus black #james potter #jegulus #starchaser #I think regulus would actually like a certain amount of PDA #he’s been brought up without reciprocated love and doesn’t want James to ever feel like he isn’t adored #and James loves regulus loudly by accident because the poor lad can’t do anything quietly

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postpendulum · 11 months

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Damian's new classmate was what most people would deem as strange, Damian however could not see him as anything other than suspicious. Daniel Knight had joined in the midst of the school year, claiming to have moved here with his father Fredric Knight (first area of suspicion, a parent willingly moving both them and their child to Gotham) for a new start following his fathers divorce. The boy was reclusive when not spoken to directly, however he would not stop talking when a topic of his interest would come up. After searching further into his past (as he does with all his classmates) Damian found a relatively normal past, the only outstanding things being a noticeable drop in grades at the beginnings of freshman year relating to an undisclosed accident resulting in lichtenberg scarring starting from Daniels palm, and presumably up his arm being hidden by his sleeve. Apparently this accident left Daniel with irregular tremors and, every once in a blue moon, seizures. Damian had thought about taking this suspicious blockage of information to Tim or the Bat Computer to be bypassed, however the idea of sharing Daniel this cases existence with the rest of his family for some unexplained reason bothered him greatly, so Damian has come to the decision to figure out Knight’s true intentions on his own.

Meanwhile Danny’s just trying to live his new, semi-normal life in peace. After a reveal gone wrong results in some good old vivisection, Jazz Sam and Tucker recruit the help of Clockwork to find Danny a new home, where he can heal from both the physical and mental wounds. Clockwork ends up dumping Danny into the DC universe alongside Fright Knight, who was insistent on going with him, feeling responsible in helping to protect his young prince now since he feels he failed the first time. So with a bit of spacetime razzle dazzle, Tucker messing with stuff he probably shouldn't have messed with and a very tearful goodbye with promises to check in every day, Danny goes off to start his new life as Daniel Knight. It was going ok so far, he took half the year to himself, focusing on healing. Also so Frighty could adjust to the whole pretending to be human thing. Danny doesn't have any friends yet, and to be honest hasn't made the effort to make any (Jazz would be disappointed if she knew that), but there's this one boy in Danny's class who might be even weirder than him. Danny can feel Damian's eyes on him, knows how he follows him around without a sound (Danny really shouldn't be able to tell, he only knows because he isn't fully human(and in a weird way, Danny thinks that's kinda cool)), and whenever they do make eye contact Danny can see and feel the boy fluster and shy away.

Maybe he just needs a friend too.

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not-rab · 14 days

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Regulus: Hello?

James: It’s James!

Regulus: What’d he do this time?

James: No love, it’s me, James

Regulus: Oh

Regulus: What’d you do this time?

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