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batty4steddie · 10 months
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Sugar Coated
Prompt: Cake | WC: 311 | Rated: G | For @steddiemicrofic | Written in partnership with @cndian ❤️ “Dude, your mouth is watering.” Steve knew it was because of the funnel cake stand. The scent of freshly fried dough topped with powdered sugar was invading his senses too. “Don’t worry, we’re totally going to get one later. First, we’re gonna ride that rollercoaster that looks like it could kill us!”
Eddie glanced longingly at the glistening scoop of sugared strawberries getting topped onto someone’s funnel cake, along with a generous squirt of chocolate sauce. Still, he allowed himself to be tugged in the direction of the fair’s newest rollercoaster. The air was buzzing with music, chatter and excitement.
Steve’s hand was warm in his. Eddie interlocked their fingers so they wouldn’t get separated in the densely packed crowd, but that was a poor excuse – it was because he wanted to and because holding Steve’s hand made his stomach do more loop-di-loops than the coaster.
He smiled. “Alright, man. First one to scream or upchuck pays, and I am getting all the toppings if you’re paying.”
“I’m not planning on doing either, but of course I’m paying. You can get whatever you want, per usual, sweetheart.”
Eddie had Steve wrapped around his finger, but he also liked making him wait and work for things before he spoiled the hell out of him. Steve liked making him suffer a little. Eddie’s frustrated face was so cute. Steve only let go of Eddie’s hand so they could get into the rollercoaster.
Leave it to Steve to be an absolute sweetie pie when Eddie was a brat. “What a gentleman.”
Once they were seated, Eddie leaned over and gave Steve’s cheek a big, noisy smooch right as the ride attendant came over to secure their restraints. Eddie giggled demonically at the dirty look the attendant gave them as he left and blew him a kiss too, turning it into a middle finger.
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sylvies-kablooie · 4 months
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i do unironically think the best artists of our generation are posting to get 20 notes and 3 reblogs btw. that fanfic with like 45 kudos is some of the best stuff ever written. those OCs you carry around have some of the richest backstories and worldbuilding someone has ever seen. please do not think that reaching only a few people when you post means your art isn't worth celebrating.
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krispytm · 11 months
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You can only reblog this today or until the next Monday, June 19th, 2028.
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noelledeltarune · 8 months
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EVERY SINGLE DAY there are MILLIONS of characters in their late 20s who get falsely accused of being father figures to teenagers when in reality the description of "weird older cousin" or "step-sibling that moved out before you were born" is 1000000x more apt
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liquidstar · 7 months
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If my mom sees a significant amount of blood she gets lightheaded, and has fainted on some occasions. Once it happened when we were kids, I wasn't there to witness it but I heard the story from my dad. Basically my brothers, around 7 or 8 at the time, were playing outside while my mom was making their lunch, and she accidentally cut her finger. It wasn't anything serious, but it drew a fair bit of blood and she passed out. My dad saw this and rushed over, but he didn't really know what to do so he just sort of started slapping her to wake her up (not recommended, but he had no idea and panicked)
At that exact moment my brothers both came in from playing, and all they saw was our mom unconscious on the floor and our dad slapping her. So, like, without even saying a word to each other they both just INSTANTLY start whaling on him, like, full blown attack mode to defend our mom. Which obviously didn't help the situation, but she did wake up and everything was fine.
Now our dad says that he's actually really glad they attacked him over what they thought was going on, because it means he raised good boys. And I still think that's true, they're very good boys.
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rythyme · 3 months
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hey everyone it's been 15 years since twilight. taylor lautner is married to taylor lautner. robert pattinson is a fucking bird. and kristen stewart is doing the dykiest photoshoot imaginable for a rolling stone magazine cover.
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not to be stardewposting again but
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Elliott can't fucking say this shit when I'm dressed like THIS
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What made him see me leave the house and kiss him looking like THIS
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WITH THE JINGLING BOOTS. and decided "Yes, his courting plumage is immaculate. I must bed him immediately."
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jenovacomplete · 8 months
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daylight savings is actually truly one of the most evil things in the world. just casually forcing us to confront the fact that time is fake while torturing insomniacs, autistics and schoolchildren across the globe. when will the agony end
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emily-e-draws · 29 days
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RANDOM DASHBOARD INSPECTION!
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jakeperalta · 3 months
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I'm curious. what job would you do if money was no object (you just automatically had an income you could live comfortably on)? including work like volunteering, studying etc. please share in the tags :)
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aropride · 10 months
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zillanovikov · 11 months
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every year I post this meme and every year people get more mad at me than they did the previous year
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ciearcab · 25 days
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gouache falin
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corvid-khaos · 7 months
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fionna and cake but simon drops increasingly wild anecdotes about his life
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dirt-mccracken · 6 months
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As much as I want to be a wholly joyous about the fact that Henry Kissinger is finally fucking dead, as he deserves... There's a lot of me that can't help being upset with. With the fact that he lived to 100 years old. He got better medical care, better housing, and a better, more stable life for those 100 years than billions on this planet ever going to see and he did it specifically through exploitation, state sanctioned murder, and lies. He lived to 100 years comfortably on a legacy of violence that rarely threatened his personal comfort. I want to be joyous that he's finally dead, because the world IS better with him dead, but the reality is he won a long time ago.
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greelin · 1 year
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love will always find you. Both threat AND promise
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