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midnightdemonz · 11 months
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Sing incorrect quotes!
Eddie: Valentine’s day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than drive people insane buying heart shaped chocolates for their significant others and pos-
Buster: I wrote you a poem.
Eddie, already crying: You did?
Mike: I just learned a way to get stuff on the cheap: Steal it!
Eddie: But that's censorship.
Buster: Well done. You are correct. You're being censored. Now go.
Buster: We call that a traumatic experience.
Buster, turning to Lance: Not a "bruh moment".
Buster, turning to Suki: Not "sadge".
Buster, turning to Crystal: And DEFINITELY not an "oof LMAO".
Clay: Hey Buster, I've got an idea for how to solve this.
Buster, pulling out a shotgun: Yeah?
Clay: Wh- No! That's not the idea, Buster!
Nooshy: Have you heard of Murphy's law? The one where if something can go wrong, it will go wrong?
Porsha: Yeah, I have.
Nooshy: Have you heard of Cole's law?
Porsha: Is this a joke about coleslaw?
Nooshy: ...maybe.
Ash: Of course I have a lot of pent-up rage, you fool! I've been the same height since I was twelve!
Meena to Buster: Turn that frown upside down!
*A little while later*
Meena: What are you doing?
Buster, trying to do a handstand: You told me to "turn that frown upside down", but it's not working.
Ms. Crawley to Porsha: First rule of battle, little one... don't ever let them know where you are.
Mike, shooting out of frame: WHOO-HOO! I'M RIGHT HERE! I'M RIGHT HERE! YOU WANT SOME O' ME!? YEAH YOU DO! COME ON! COME ON! AAAAAH! WHOO-HOO!
Ms. Crawley: 'Course, there're other schools of thought.
Gunter: *Slowly pushes a cannon into a 17th century bank* Okay everyone, be cool. This is a robbery!
Mike: I'm gonna need a human skull but you can't ask why.
Ms. Crawley: Only if you also don't ask why.
Ms. Crawley: *Pulls out four prestine human skulls from their bag*
Mike: ...
Mike, grabbing a skull: This one will do.
Ash: Mint is just cold spicy:
The squad: ...
Lance: What the actual fuck is wrong with you?
Jerry: N... No!
Porsha: A fair rebuttal. However, consider this counterpoint: Y... Yes???
Darius: I came out here to have a good time and I'm honestly feeling so attacked right now.
Lance: Are you an F5 key? Because that ass is refreshing.
Ash: Are you a software update? Because not right now.
Alfonso: Problem, I can't tell if this food is over-sauced or undercooked.
Porsha: Solution, just pop it back in the over for another 10 minutes. There's at least a 50% chance that'll fix it, right?
Darius: Result? Food has somehow become unpleasantly doggy and unpleasantly crunchy at the exact same time.
Meena: No better time than this to pull out my favorite word: Slunchy!
Norman: ...put it away.
Gunter: Hey Porsha?
Porsha: Yeah?
Gunter: What's your favorite color of the alphabet? True or false?
Porsha:
Porsha: ...What?
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fullsaw · 1 month
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watercolour save me
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picapicamagpie · 1 year
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This was not nearly as funny as it was in my head
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justaz · 4 months
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as much as i hate uther, i don’t believe him to be homophobic. him and gaius definitely experimented when they were younger. i think it much funnier that uther doesn’t care that merlin’s a boy. yeah sure he’s a little stuck on the class difference (why on earth would arthur go for a servant???). but the thing that really sets him off, has him spitting with rage, is the sorcerer part.
he doesn’t care that his sons gay, he can even excuse the class difference, but he draws the LINE at sorcery
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hoperays-song · 11 months
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Sing + The Onions Headlines Pt.2
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singthecomic · 1 year
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Some trad doodles for character notes 🫂
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thesoftboiledegg · 2 years
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🎶 I be on my suit and tie 🎵
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ash-the-porcupine · 1 year
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Just doodling. In danger, may poof.
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whack-patty · 1 year
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The right hand men
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fullsaw · 7 months
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Jerry Animatic!!
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picapicamagpie · 1 year
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Ffs Sing has so many characters, they need to tone it back a bit. I juuuust about squeezed everyone on. But it looks messy and hard to read, so I can’t show my reasoning behind my answers, but I’ve been using the same method as last time. I had to do this one by one and jot the measurements down because doing it all at the end is clearly impossible.
It’s hard to tell exactly where Clay’s head ends and his mane begins. So his browline comes in at 5′5″ and his mane is 6′1″. So Clay is between 5 feet 5 inches and 6 feet 1 inch.
Suki is 6 feet 1 inch. Illumination really were over the top with her; she’s not only taller than a lot of humans but on par with a lion and a wolf. A lot about Suki’s design breaks Illumination’s design “rules” and it’s clear they wanted her to have a very specific look. But I love it because it means their rules can be broken. Suki also wears high heels so I made sure to not include those in her height.
Jimmy Crystal is 6 feet 2 inches.
Porsha is 6 feet exactly. Turns out I was wrong about her being nearly Meena’s height. Still a bit OTT for a wolf though.
Ryan is technically right on the 5′10.9″ line, so I’ll round him up to 5 feet 11 inches. He’s a little bit taller than Johnny.
Alfonso is hard to tell because of his hat. His brow comes up to 7′11″ and the top of his hat is 8′5″. But we don’t know if it’s like a cap with a lot of space between the heat and head, or if it sits on his head snuggly. I think it’s safe to say he’s taller than Meena though, so I’d lean more towards 8 feet 5 inches.
Darius shocked me the most! Again, it’s hard to tell with him. The base of his horns reaches 6′5″, and his hairline (which is usually where the scalp sits...) is 6′10″. I didn’t realise he was so tall, but I guess he couldn’t be terribly shorter than Meena. So he’s between 6 feet 5 inches and 6 feet 10 inches.
Klaus my beloved is a lot shorter than I once thought! Before all this, I assumed he was like 6′. Turns out I was right the second time, and he’s 5 feet 3 inches. I usually gave a “canon” height of 5′4″ to Cadence but I did always say she was Nooshy’s height (and I assumed Noosh was 5′4″), so she’ll now be whatever Nooshy actually is.
Jerry is 2 feet 8 inches.
I didn’t have space to do all the gorillas, so I just did Stan because he was right next to Marcus in the screenshot and it was easy. I think they’re all about the same though, aside from Marcus. All the gorillas have a height for their brow and a height for their hair, like Johnny. Stan is between 5 feet 4 inches and 6 feet 1 inch.
Marcus/Big Daddy is a bit taller, between 5 feet 6 inches and 6 feet 2 inches.
Nooshy is 3 feet 10 inches.
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skatoonyfan1234 · 4 months
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Queen Amaya sings 'Do I Miss You'
Queen Amaya: Do I miss you?
Count the stars
Multiply by ten
Of course I do
More than now and then
I could paint a rainbow
Shine the sky
Set the stars in space
Faster than explain
How much I miss your face
Watch the moon
Someday soon
He will start to smile
When I say I'll see you
In a while
But 'til then I miss you
Dry my tears
Hide my fears away
Until that happy day
To the rainbow's end
Is where I would go, my friend
I do
Miss you so
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sing-you-fools · 4 months
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Imagine, if you will - please, please, if you've watched the show, humor me here - a Parks and Rec episode:
Ben is, once again, deeply depressed. This time, he has taken up something called "Nerdy Taxidermy," and in her desperation to rid their house of animal corpses, Leslie calls in reinforcements.
Chris knows what to do. It's bad this time, and they need to have an actual intervention. Luckily, Chris is so, so, so good at delegating, and he knows exactly who to go to when an event of any kind needs planning.
Tom steps up to the task with his signature Tom-ness. He booked the entire Snakehole Lounge. The decorations are gaudy and wildly inappropriate. No one's quite sure why he hired a caterer. But the most baffling part is the musical guests.
Chris realizes he made a mistake when Jean-Ralphio and Mona Lisa arrive with microphones.
You've got it? The scene is set in your head? You're ready? Okay.
Now listen to this song by Queen
("That's by Queen," Jean-Ralphio announces as he sets off a bunch of smoke bombs, under the cover of which he and his sister plan to disappear mysteriously. Unfortunately, he bought his "smoke bombs" at a "significant discount" in a back alley from his orthodontist and has just set off a whole lot of stink bombs.)
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hoperays-song · 5 months
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I saw you talking about your Sing x Pokemon Au and I just rlly wanted to ask what the Crystal Co. Characters would be like??
Ooooooooo more Pokémon AU!!! Thanks for the ask and I hope you enjoy! - <3 Gooseless
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The plot of the movies themselves wouldn't really change much, just adding in some pokémon details and world building, so the storyline is essentially the same. The time between and after the movies are where the real change would be.
Ps. I took this to mean all Redshore characters, hence why they're all here.
The Crystals:
Crystal Entertainment Enterprises does also exist in this AU and they do still run a theatre! They produce shows and musicals with people and pokémon and have their own tv network, magazine, etc. However, they also run the Crystal Gym, which is actually an Ice Type gym despite the environment of Redshore! Jimmy is the gym leader and Porsha is training under hi to take over his role as well as the CEO of CEE.
Jerry Swell:
Jerry is still Jimmy's assistant and also the substitute gym leader when Jimmy does not want to battle. He fills essentially the same role he does in the movie but with pokémon and occasionally battles. Jerry is also still the COO of CEE.
Suki Lane:
She also continues to fill her role as CCO of CEE as well as being the main point of communications with Jimmy himself, needing her to arrange matches with Jimmy or Jerry for the gym. Nothing really changes from the movie, again just add pokémon.
Klaus Kickenclobber:
The dance school does still exist but it's actually now a dance and performing school, training up performers instead of just dancers. Klaus is the same guy however, and nothing about him really changes.
Ryan Willis:
The top performer of the Kickenclobber Troupe, Ryan's role has not changed much, though he is now known as last year's finalist for top performer in the country and is aiming to the crown this year again! He is also now kinda known by the troupe beforehand because this and is much more well known publicly outside just the dance sphere like he is in the movie.
Nooshy Peart:
Nooshy is still a street performer, however, this is mainly due to them not liking the formality of actual showcases. She retains the same role and essentially everything from the movie, just adding pokémon and why they're not in the professional sphere.
Clay Calloway:
Still a reclusive musician, but he did do some light performing before starting into the music sphere. However, functionality wise, his character and story does not really change, just adding in pokémon.
Ruby Calloway:
While Ruby was still a manger for performers, she also was a trainer when she was young and made it to the last rounds in the championship several times.
Alfonso Romano-Hassan:
He is a vendor in the Crystal Gym food court and also has a lot of ice types! Alfonso doesn't really change much though, just now is explicitly in a a contract with CEE.
Harry Ochieng:
Harry is still a hypnotist but is also a psychic specialized performer contracted to CEE. His role in the movie and short remain the same though, besides a few bonus interactions.
Darius Andeno:
Darius is another frequently contracted performer. His role does not really change much though he is now explicitly contracted a lot due to his mother's position on CEE's board of directors. Oh yeah, and is dating Harry.
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tigresslanzhu · 5 months
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More With A Difficult Daughter
Buster: This is unbelievable! Porsha never listens to me!
Ash: [whispers to Johnny] Like father, like daughter!
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