#jk no I’m not!!!

[tivajunkie]

“Freddie, you’re still my hero.” 🥹

#this is fine it’s fine i’m FINE #jk no I’m not!!! #that was so sweet #i’m so here for it #creddie #carly shay #freddie benson #icarly #3x3 #iMake New Memories

[reinanova]

bcuz i’m curious:

any phone number that you could rattle off without looking counts here

reblog with your age/generation bcuz i’m curious if it’s still common practice for younger people to memorize phone numbers

#i’ve got six #i’m 21 #jk it’s five i was thinking of my ssn #actually no i was thinking of a phone number #so it’s still six #poll #tumblr polls #random polls #polls #poll time #generational differences #my polls #reinanova rambles

[kkshowtunes]

google citing ao3 as a source is so unhinged

#dowak #bi rodrick heffley #ao3 #fanfiction #doodlebug says things #banger #super banger #banger banger hall of famer #banger 5k #banger 10k #banger 15k #banger 20k #banger 25k #banger 30k #banger 35k #banger 40k #banger 45k #banger 50k #banger 55k #banger 60k #banger 65k #banger 70k #banger 75k #banger 80k #guys this breached containment #i always wanted a popular post but now i get it i’m overwhelmed #also i misspelled a word in it #what is going on ‼️‼️🔥🔥 #jk guys never stop reblogging this #may rodrick heffley bisexualism reign supreme

[angelnumber27]

If you see me as a cool person just know you are wrong and I am insane. Thank you

#I’m jk I am cool and also insane. they are not mutually exclusive #you can be both #and I am #greatest hits

[saetoru]

gojo is definitely the boyfriend who you think is fast asleep so you finally stop scratching his back and then as soon as you do his head is popping up to look at you like you got some audacity to stop

#sorry babe #i’ll get back to it #that back be carrying too much weight i can scratch it a bit longer no worries #i was wrong #i’m just a woman #JDKAKSJD JK JK JK #me when i’m a feminist until gojo satoru comes along

[glitchedcosmos]

Don’t make promises you can’t keep

#IT IS DONE #WOW #ITS DONE #look at it look how awful it is #jk I’m just glad it’s done #enjoy I hope it came out ok #sonic prime season 3 #sonic prime angst #sonic prime #sth #shadow the hedgehog #sonic #sonic fanart #sonic the hedgehog #mini comic #sonic art #sonadow #sonadow prime #sonic prime art #comics #art #digital artist #digital art #my art shit #I’m gonna miss prime so much man #art blog #artist on tumblr #my artwrok

[redstoneofaja]

had a saw marathon again the past couple of days

#with my mommy! #my art #saw #amanda young #mark hoffman #lawrence gordon #drawing real people is weird i’m going back to comic fanart jk

[ellie-the-plant]

i drew this instead of revising for gcses

#jk i do value my academic achievements #i’m just very productive #this is probably one of the last things i’ll draw before exams start in literally two days though #dead boy detectives #dead boy detectives fanart #charles rowland #edwin payne #payneland #digital art #my art

[bugsinmyhoney]

“thank you for loving me.”

#one piece #portgas d. ace #monkey d. luffy #art #digital art #my art #one piece fanart #i’m not crying you are #marineford angst ahhh #IM CRYINGGGG #I HATE ONE PIECE (jk) #i love these two sm

[puyoupuyou]

staring into the sun

partly inspired by a video essay, a great watch even tho there’s nothing relate to zelink lol

#the legend of zelda #tears of the kingdom #breath of the wild #totk #botw #totk spoilers #botw spoilers #zelink #zelink fanart #link totk #zelda totk #totk fanart #loz totk #yea i should probably stop drawing light dragon angst #jk i’m not gonna #i just thought that they'd be the only person who could understand each other since they both had been alone for like 100+ years

[emily-rambles]

fuck dick pics send me pictures of your hands

#jk there are a few people i want dick pics from #but like… show me your hands #give me both i’m greedy #the hand kink is acting up tonight what the fuck

[scoutshorror]

sorry i’ve isolated myself from the whole world and all i do is lift and puzzle do you still think i’m sexy aha 😜

#jk i also read and play words with friends and animal crossing 🥵 #scoutshorror #kittysmashh #smashhingk #goth gf #alt gf #muscle mommy #girls with tattoos #i’m nb btw but the tags the tags #you know how it goes #me

[randomsufff]

You know what I really need in fanfics? More confession scenes where one person drops the confessions then runs, fast as fuck, in the other direction.

Like, obviously they’ll meet back up eventually and talk about it (which is hilarious in itself they they would have to sprint to catch up while yelling why they’re like this) , BUT THINK ABOUT IT!!! It 1) give the other person a chance to gather their thoughts so the person confessing doesn’t have to sit in anxious silence and 2) allows the confessor to get it over with quick and overcomes that anxiety over confessing. Also it’s just fucking hilarious.

Like imagine your fav paring or whatever, they get to that part where one (or both idk) realizes their feelings for the other but they’re just anxious to be vulnerable like that or they fear rejection, whatever. One of them suddenly goes, fuck it, and they turn to the other. (Maybe they’re on a sidewalk, maybe their in a park IDK endless possibilities here) and they go:

“ok I’m about to say something, it’s nothing bad (I hope) and I’m willing to talk about it after I say it. I’m 100% serious, this is really not a joke. But I’m going to say this and run to (relevant location). Ok? Ok…. Don’t freak out… iminlovewithyou” *Cue maniac SPRINTING as fast as humanly possible in the other direction* (Bro I’m cracking up just typing about this)

AND THEN!!! You get to chose how they react after a few stunned seconds. Do they sprint after them? Do they shout to bring their ass back over to them? Do they race like hell to beat the other at the determined location??? I don’t know, but it’s hilarious as fuck and can transition seamlessly into heartfelt feeling talk.

(Thinking about this with specific ships is funny as hell too)

Idk I think of more fics had this trope we could all have a grand ol silly time instead of accidentally speed reading through confession schemes because the stress is too much then having to go back and re-read it to fully process it, as one does. You know?

#am I about to expose myself on my ships? #yes. yes i am #hilson #this is especially funny if it’s fucking Wilson doing the confessing in the hospital hallway #ineffable husbands #homumiko #tedpendent #dreamling #johnlock #mattfoggy #stobotnik #shukita #the most randomest ships but it is what it is #i could definitely add more but we’d be here all day #fanfic #please please please writers im begging do this I’ll laugh my ass off #jk I’m adding more ships I think will be funny as I think of them #shassie #harrykim #fic ideas made specifically for me by me

[d0not-disturb]

Just a guy and his fishing (someone needs to stop him it’s actually bad now)

#mcyt #hermitcraft #grian #starsaysgarbage #hermitblr #my art #art #grian fanart #hc s10 #hermitcraft season 10 #grianmc #UGHHHHH NEED TO TAG 👿 #jk I’m done

[mistergandalf]

it’s amazing how easy it is to make the lotr fandom go feral. watch this. samwise samwise faramir boromir samwise boromir faramir

#if this post flops I’m jumping off a bridge #jk but wouldn’t it be so funny if this took off #lotr #tolkien #samwise gamgee #boromir #faramir

[captnbas]

guys it’s finally happened. 14 years of evasion didn’t save me in the end and alas, here we are, drawing the cursed nectar that is drarry.

have some femme bastards failing to get along in 8th year muggle studies class.

#don’t bother praying for my soul it’s lost #drarry fanart #harry x draco #harry potter fanart #draco malfoy fanart #fuck you jk rowling #I’m making ur characters trans #and gay #digital illustration #drarry #artists on tumblr #basil draws