#job jokes

[salmonella-destroyer-of-worlds]

#dank memes #funny post #meme #dank #funny #silly #funny pics #funny pictures #job jokes

[crwnarrativemktg]

#corporate humor #love my copy editor #no i don’t #i guess i do now #copywriting #copywriting humor #office humor #job jokes #writing #freelance writing #writing humor

[frostedpuffs]

does anyone else hate that work takes up like 90% of your life and you literally are always working and have to form plans and important things and even seeing friends or eating meals around work. it's always just work. im spending my life just being At Work. i don't have time for hobbies or for seeing friends bc it’s always Work. like two days off a week isn't even enough because my days off aren't consecutive so i just spend those days exhausted or doing errands or house chores. there is not enough Time. all the time goes to Work. WHY IS LIFE THIS WAY. humans were not meant for this

#literally so frustrating how im always at this damn job LMAO #working full time is a joke. you spend most of your life at work just to not even be able to make enough money to live #bullshiiiiiityee #text post

[chloesimaginationthings]

How Michael’s interview with Phone dude went in FNAF 3

#myart #chloesimagination #comic #fnaf #michael afton #phone dude #fazbear frights #fnaf 3 #fnaf fanart #five nights at freddy's #HOLY shit phone dude mentioned…. #I just want yall to know his design was inspired off of Shaggy from scooby doo #I should make some character sheets sometime pff #I ALSO hope yall like his design 💚 #like I’m joking with the comic BUT ALSO LIKE.. maybe not #seeing phone dude was seemingly okay with William’s corpse in springtrap #maybe he wouldn’t blink an eye at Michael showing up #Michael got lucky that phone dude is so chill #he could question it but he just wants the job so better to leave it #IDK IF I’ll draw more phone dude but if yall like him.. we’ll see 💚💚

[raggedy-spaceman]

Neil behind the camera all day tomorrow

#good omens #neil gaiman #michael sheen #david tennant #good omens 2 #good omens press day #they’re insane for starting at 7am with a LIVE SHOW #Michael’s worst day in his life #Poor Michael I actually think he’ll do a great job but this joke is so funny to me SORRY #mine

[givemegifs]

#Gifs #gif #follow #giphygifmaker #funny #work #boss #job #working #not working #job jokes #funny job

[denim-wizard]

Sanji vs homerotic relationships with big cat coded men

#shoutout to Oda for giving all these one piece men government sanctioned fursonas #makes my job much easier #all of them based on that little figure collection. and also pedro is a jaguar. go figure #the jokes write themselves really #making shitposts into mini comics to avoid rendering #genius #ooh yuh art time #realwizardhours #blackleg sanji #roronoa zoro #trafalgar d water law #trafalgar law #portgas d. ace #pedro one piece #zosan #or if so inclined #sanzo #sanlaw #lawsan #<-? #acesan #sanace #and. oh god what the hell is their ship name #pedrosan #ok works for me #tiger zoro #ram sanji #snow leopard law #one piece animals

[lindseymcdonaldseyelashes]

Leverage 2x9 - "The Lost Heir Job"

#christian kane #leverage #eliot spencer #alec hardison #parker #aldis hodge #beth riesgraf #timothy hutton #nathan ford #the lost heir job #it's important to me that parker is in on the joke

[lizardpersonyknow]

Listen. If Damian hadn't joined the batfam and Tim stole him from Ra's while Bruce was lost in time? Tim would be his Actual Idol. He outsmarted his grandfather AND blew up the league?? Clearly the superior fighter. Father got himself lost in time. Dick would be so incredibly jealous. TIM can ruffle his hair but dick can't?? Is this because Tim thinks murder is a family bonding experience???!

#tim drake #batfam #damian wayne #feral tim drake #dick grayson #feral damian wayne #or damian drake #“drake is a much more respectable name” it means dragon and the DRAKES are archeologists who have many achievements #what does wayne even MEAN #he refuses the name AND his Fathers public persona #damian tells Jack Drake that he killed a man and he goes “good job sport!” and thinks he's joking

[salmonella-destroyer-of-worlds]

#dank memes #funny post #dark humor #dank #silly #funny #job #job jokes #workplace #workers

[deuteragonist1]

Wait a damn minute Merlin is an actual nightmare of a servant. Imagine you're the Prince and all of a sudden and only two seconds after surviving an assassination attempt you're stuck with this scrawny, clumsy fucking dude with a really shifty air about him who spends literal days in the tavern with zero notice, steals your food, tried to spy on a guest, doesn't let you hunt, can never fucking be found when you need him even though he is the literal manservant to the prince, which you would think should be a priority but apparently he has better things to do, and is always talking like he's the only thing standing between you and certain death???? Then he gives you attitude? Literally I would throw things at him too. Arthur is misunderstood he's actually being too nice

#i actually love merlin okay this is a joke #but like damn he did suck at his job #disclaimer the author of this post does not condone mistreating your manservants in any way #if you have a manservant you should count yourself very lucky and show them appreciation #kiss them on the forehead #maybe ask them out #just throwing out ideas #being scrawny isn't a crime but merlin being scrawny is very personal to me #and to arthur i guess #merthur #bbc merlin #merlin emrys #bbc arthur #arthur pendragon

[soaptaculart]

Zelda & Link 🫶

#the legend of zelda #loz #tears of the kingdom #totk #zelink #i drew something #been a minute since i had something to post erm oopsie! #i'm done with my postgrad now :) i'm starting a new job in just over a week tho so i'll be busy again soon #anyone heard of this niche little game called tears of the kingdom i thought it was pretty cool. check it out sometime #is it really possible for a burger king boy and a pret girl to be in a relationship #just kidding. link is a girl too of course #sorry for the british exclusive joke i don't know a more international equivalent of pret

[hotpotghosts]

#chilaios #warm up doodle page + #jokes about the official restaurant AU bc I didn’t get why Chilchuck wasn’t in charge of wine then remembered #he’s the worlds smallest alcoholic and would deffo be stealing sips on the job #totally sloshed by the end of his shift he needed to be stopped #this mf be pouring himself a glass when people ask for wine #Senshi probably likes wine I just wanted him to blep #these are both older drawings is it obvious ahdhshd I need to get better at posting as I draw shit oops #ghostmakestuff

[fuckyeahgoodomens]

#good omens #good omens memes #s2 #gos2 #job's minisode #crowley #job crowley #bildad the shuhite #:D <3 #jokes

[turtleblogatlast]

Imo the most impressive thing Leo’s done is hold this pose for as long as he did while covered head to toe in gold paint:

#rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rottmnt leo #rise leo #if you’ve ever had to wear body paint that stuff can be UNCOMFORTABLE #AND to hold that pose for so long - not moving a muscle even when they first started falling? #as humorous as this is it is no joke highly impressive #I also love the implication that they disguised Leo SO FAST that Big Mama JUST finished with item 1 #this is why Leo grows to become the worlds greatest ninja #bro’s dedication to subterfuge is godly #also #Leo 🤝 Mario: being painted gold and tricking the villainess into thinking you’re a statue #side note but in this same episode leo makes a comment about being betrayed by his brothers all the time in a happy tone #and I wonder if that’s part of where his love for epic betrayals comes from #or if his bros partially did those betrayals because they know he likes them #also also #nearly all of Leo’s absolute best moments are contained within episodes that feature either Hueso or especially Big Mama #and I find that interesting #ALSO also also #Karai and Big Mama both embody different aspects of Leo’s key character traits and in this essay I will- #side note but as I mentioned in the notes LEO WOULD BE SUCH A GOOD CHEERLEADER AND SPECIFICALLY A FLYER #bc here’s the thing he has literally all the marks of a good one - the main one being what he shows HERE #the ability to LOCK HIS POSITION #plus his affinity for showmanship like #AND his literal JOB AS A MASCOT??? #let my guy be a cheerleader plz #he and Mikey both would be so good at it

[sofiaruelle]

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#doodle #stardew valley #stardew valley sam #sdv sam #just a regular workday at joja #i have this headcanon where sam is rocking the air guitar in between the aisle of joja mart #and like morris will be walking by on the way to the office or something #but like he sees sam at the corner of his eye and is about to scream at our ray of sunshine #but jokes on him sam is casually doing his job properly #moris stops mid yell and grumpily walks away #this happens all the time it makes morris paranoid #he tried getting security cams in but like joja doesnt care and just sends those round mirror things #shane installs them but warns sam where the blind spots are #and sam just rocks on #also shane and sam share music during their breaks #infact shane gives sam his old tapes and walkman #sam teaches shane how to use spotify #lmao