Judge: Wright certainly is an excellent defense lawyer, if a bit unorthodox. I don’t think he’ll ever outdo that parrot testimony though.
*Less than two weeks later*
Judge: Mr. Wright, you stand accused of murder.
Wright: Yes, Your Honor.
Judge: And it appears you’ll be representing yourself today?
Wright: No Your Honor, my representation is at the bench.
*The cat on the defense bench meows loudly*
Judge: … Mr. Wright, I’m penalizing you.
Wright: Actually Your Honor, you’re penalizing my representation.
*The cat meows even louder*
Wright: She says objection.
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On a different note… Expyno have you seen Celnes’ bike?
"YEAH. Isn't she sΩ fucking cΩΩl? GΩg, I hate her."
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Finally starting the epilogue for Law and Disorder, i am so sorry to anyone that read it. months ago and has been waiting but its coming! how could i ever leave those dorks alone <3
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Cole County, MO - A Jefferson City woman was charged Wednesday with several child sex crimes in Cole County.
Jennifer Cecil, 41, is charged with first-degree sexual abuse, two counts of second-degree statutory rape and having sexual contact with a student. She is being held in the Cole County Jail without bond. A court date has not been set.
The probable cause statement describes Cecil as a volunteer at a school, but does not name which Cole County school. One of the victim’s parents reported it to the Cole County Sheriff’s Office on Monday.
The teenaged victim allegedly told law enforcement that Cecil had sexual contact with him from December through July and that the relationship was initiated by Cecil, the probable cause statement says. The victim also allegedly told law enforcement that the two primarily communicated through the social media website Instagram.
A detective with the sheriff’s office noticed a gap in communication with Cecil and the victim. The teenager allegedly said Cecil asked him if there was a way the two could communicate without it being recorded. The two communicated on Instagram while turning on “vanish mode,” the probable cause statement says, which can make messages disappear after viewing.
The probable cause statement also says the two exchanged sexually explicit images.
The victim’s parents confronted Cecil and her husband about the assaults and Cecil allegedly confessed to them, the statement says.
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there's a medium iced coffee waiting for celnes on her desk, with a little sticky note on it that has a rough scribble of a spade in teal ink
>She can’t help but smile a bit at the drink, a nice little way to brighten her day. She sticks the note on the corner of her computer and sips at the drink while planning her revenge and beginning her daily paperwork
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The savage Curtain (for Karen) ...
"There is one, and only one, thing in modern society more hideous than crime - namely, repressive justice."
Simone Weil.
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Shuichi: Are you telling the truth?
Kokichi: Objection; irrelevant.
Source: Charles M. Sevilla (“Law and Disorder: Absurdly Funny Moments from the Courts”)
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