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will-solace-aaaaa · 3 months

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My headcannons for these sillies heights! Leo is my baby :b

(Srry abt the Bianca one)

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echo-stimmingrose · 1 year

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Valgrace canon height difference vs how I imagined them while reading

Canon: My Version:

#There is just no way Leo is that tall #Leo is a short king #yes i changed jasons height by one inch- i didn't want him to be taller than Percy #jason grace #leo valdez #valgrace #gay #percy jackson #percy jackson and the olympians #annabeth chase #heros of olympus #pjo hoo toa #trials of apollo #height difference

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shittygaypornmagazine · 1 year

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Nardo is huge - like, a truly tall ass fucker - but Leo isn't. And he'll never be. Because the only reason Nardo got this tall was because he lived in the apocalypse with Krang chemical bacteria in the air.

#Leo is a short king #Nardo bumps his head everywhere he goes #Usagi is tall but not As Fuck™ so they actually have an acceptable hight difference #full lair

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givemewallywestorgivemedeath · 4 months

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Ares? Hephaestus? God of War? God of Machines? Please. Put some respect on their names. That's Mr. Frank's Dad and Mr. Charles and Leo's Dad to you, thank you very much.

#pjo #pjo series #pjo tv show #the entire time Ares was on screen i was either thinking 'PUNCH HIM PERCY'#or 'thats franks dad! thats his dad!!!.... poor dude :('#and whenever Hephaestus was on screen i was all 'LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOO! THE FATHER OF CHAMPIONS'#'LEO AND CHARLES DAD IN THE HOUSE!!!! THIS MAN MAKES MACHINES AND HEROES ONLY NOTHING ELSE'#'Hephaestus god of building? more like Hephaestus god of fathering the most badass and loveable demigod sons'#i was a leo fan what can i say. he charmed me with his negative riz and short king energy #im a huge fan of how he spontaneously combusts and can't sit still for more than a second and writes 'cool guy' on his own arm in sharpie #and Charles. what can i even say about him. he was like THE guy. the quintessential boyfriend guy. you think responsible you think him #you think caring you think him. you think lovable you think him. Oh Charles. he is the Romeo of this series but only in metaphor because #hes way better than Romeo. he doesn't lust after 14 y/os and stuff #anyway this show is making me insane

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darth-sonny · 11 months

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We always see Leo picking up Kirby and I can't see that changing at all so I feel like it'll be weird to adjust to not picking up Kirby the very next day now that they've become a beanpole. How tall do they get, roughly? (In relation to Leo, to be more specific.)

basically, they'd be one inch shorter than their Uncle Mikey

#behold!! a rare future mikey design #i am a ''mikey never grows past five feet. never'' truther and will be forever more #short king we love it #rottmnt #tmnt #sonny answers #my art #sonny draws #prime leo au #kirby tag

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beachesgetpeaches · 4 months

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yknow what when Agents of shield did away with grant ward as the cool tortured hot guy you might want to bang they could have given us another hot hunk but like they just made fitz into the cuntiest hotest bloke also giving him some extra past baggage and some newfound issues

like s1 fitz was babygirl but later season fitz is just... chefs kiss. hot af cunty af wonderful oneliners like man

#aos #agents of shield #leo fitz #leopold fitz #ngl he is still babygirl but my god i adore him #fitz is the best #my boyfriend was like #you told me you love daisy you told me hunter was fun #but he is your fave and he was from s1 and i was like oh nooo #i mean oh yes #also framework fitz #i can fix him #i can make him wirse #i can love him #lmao #iain is such a short king

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yyumehh · 6 months

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i saw a soft shell turtle and a red eared slider chilling in a pond together until they started chasing each other lmao

i knew what i had to do 😎

don’t fucking touch me ™ donnie 🐢

#the colouring is so sketchy and messy #but i’m kinda in love with it #no touchy donnie #it had to be done #SHORT KING LEO #doodle comics are so fun to make waaaittt #disaster twins #rottmnt #rottmnt donnie #rottmnt leo #unpause rottmnt #rottmnt fanart #tmnt fanart #tmnt #doodle #traditional art

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martianbugsbunny · 6 months

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Sam accidentally confessing to Bucky bc whenever they're in the same room he unconsciously taps out the Morse code for "I love you"

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purgetrooperfox · 3 months

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I don't understand ;~; who are your new monster blorbos? morgott? margit?

oh lord. well, elden ring, so buckle up. putting most of it behind a readmore yw

margit is a projection of morgott! this is morgott

he is

the son of a god + the first ever ✨️elden lord✨️

but he was born with a """curse""", hence the horns and tail and generally not human physique (he's an omen. not metaphorically, that what his kind are called) so mom and dad shackled him and his twin brother in the sewers so their existence wouldn't besmirch the royal line. they got out Eventually

this is his brother (mohg). he pledged himself to a god besides his mom and embraced his curse so he's hiding in the underworld until the golden order falls

anyway the golden order is the era that began with their momgod's reign. before that was the crucible era, which fun fact sounds much less hateful toward omens. didn't throw them in sewers and/or mutilate them etc

anyway anyway there's an Event where the elden ring (powerful) shatters and a bunch of demigods each get a fragment of it and there's a war and in the end of all that, morgott becomes the "veiled monarch"

he has to be veiled (by magic that makes him look human, presumably) or just never show his face. probably the latter afaik. so he kind of seems to be trapped in another prison but at least now it's a castle not the sewers

btw morgott is like. fanatical about the golden order, carrying out what he assumes marika's (momgod) wishes to be after her death* even though the tenets of the golden order say he's an abomination and a disgrace and subhuman and the worst and kick his ass every day. because he was born with the omen curse. he has stockholm syndrome of the most heartbreaking variety. like he hates himself so very much but he doesn't think anyone else will do the job that needs to be done

mohg said fuck that noise and tbh I do not blame him

anyway anyway anyway morgott's job (self-imposed) is to guard this big gold magic tree (erd tree). he gets zero benefits or recognition for doing this. part of this job is killing a bunch of tarnished (player character) who want to usurp him and potentially hurt the tree. to do this he projects himself across the country as margit the fell omen, since he can't expose his identity

this is the erd tree

margit is like. idk if I'd say an alter ego. he's a physical projection, looks exactly like morgott, has some of his combat ability, he's the version you fight early on in the game

later when he's at full strength he has many more moves. very scary. he also has a big sword imbued with his cursed blood that looks like this

uhhhhhh his other full sibling is godwyn (who got halfway assassinated and is now physically trapped on the mortal plane without a soul. rip. this was otchestrsted by their half sister. double rip). this is godwyn's back

that pic isn't necessary but I enjoy it

I probably forgot some important stuff and included some irrelevant stuff :) I hope you enjoyed

#welcome to leo tries to explain some elden ring lore. sorry in advance #morgott the omen king #elden ring #the short version is that he deserves so much better forever #asks answered #this is also just. from memory i didn't double check anything so yk. accuracy may vary

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yorshie · 1 year

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I swear I’m trying to branch out and watch different versions of the Turtles but all my kid wants to watch is “the big ninja jump out an airplane” send help I can quote the whole scene.

#tmnt #bayverse tmnt #my shitposts #I try to turn on 2003 #no doesn’t want the short kings #wants big ninjas #I don’t think you all understand #the pain #I have watched them jump out that stupid airplane so many time #leo still makes me mad #ALL FOR ONE #how did raph end up with the brain cell #at least Mikey has his board #and we all know Donnie’s fine despite being a pyscho with no shoot #but leo?#dumbass only a little bit affectionate #he’s lucky Mikey was there #if not for Mikey his ass would’ve died

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seedlessmuffins · 1 year

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that pic of leo with xavi and iniesta in 2010 with his ballon d’or makes leo look so tall. is it the angle? is xavi just extra tiny? can barça’s midfield only be run by players under 5’9” (1.80m for my metric system friends)?

introducing the tiny terrors of barça’s midfield