#magic in bed

[invye]

I love when (fan)fiction does this thing when a non-magic character first hooks up with a magic character and they kinda expect all this weird kinky magic stuff to happen and they're equal amounts nervous and excited.

And then it just doesn't. Oh sure, there is magic in bed, actual magic, but its the most mundane and unsexy quality of life type of magic ever.

Examples, MCU edition:

Doctor Stephen Strange, world renowned surgeon turned world renowned sorcerer: uses just enough magic to steady his shaking hands so he can feel more confident about touching back.

Wong, the Sorcerer Supreme, highest ranking person in the entire magic society: summons any kind of required supplies with the same casual countenance as if it was a sleight of hand card production trick instead of actual magic.

Wanda Maximoff, fearsome Scarlett Witch, master of the most volitile Chaos Magic: uses telekinesis to pick up the pillow that fell to the floor during the initial shuffle to make herself more comfortable.

Loki Laufeyson, God of Mischief, shapeshifter, alive long enough to have tried everything the Nine Realms have to offer (and some things they don't): only uses his magic to clean up after. Because he's Royalty and cleaning is Beneath Him.

They all know the weird kinky magic stuff is something that has to be properly negotiated first. So non-magic character better be ready for next time---

#feel free to add your own fandoms & ships #i wanna know how this trope manifests in other places #non-magic/magic character #fanfic tropes #magic in bed #never strop dear writers #writing #ships i thought of writing this: #ironstrange #wongstrange #wandavision #lokius #but also all the x reader ships: #doctor strange x reader #wanda maximoff x reader #loki x reader

[foreverbaby25]

#black girl tumblr #black girl moodboard #honeycocoanut #beauty #black girl magic #black woman #black girl #fashion #black girl inspo #aesthetic #moodboard #poetic beauty #a black girl and her bed #girl hood

[kaitokitty19]

Working over time - 3/4組

I like the idea of them working together after graduating from college

#kaito: sleep soundly in bed while the other three losing their mind over the case #4 in the morning and saguru crawl into bed hugging his husband 🥰 #kaito: hmm it’s about time KID pull another heist #SaguShinHei with bags under their eyes: NOOO! #dcmk #gosho boys #hakukai #hakuba saguru #detco #kuroba kaito #magic kaito #kaitou kid #白快 #sagukai #heishin #hattori heiji #kudo shinichi #detective Conan #edogawa conan #3/4組 #shinichi kudo

[t0-ni]

its farcille freak saturday today, for farcille freaks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#farcille #dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #dunmeshi #marcille #falin #my art #“we havent shared a bed since magic school” doesnt mean they werent always less than 3 inches away on those musty dungeon floors

[lolottes]

Ida is Constantine's good ex.

They separated on good terms after a few months because Ida wanted to start a family and not Constantine (for obvious reasons). Then, despite Ida's efforts to keep in touch as a long-distance friend, she quickly no longer received any news from him.

So when she sees him barely older and seeming lost in his town… she takes him for a ghost who has retained a very human appearance. She rushes to him because she is surely not the only one to notice the presence of a “tourist” in town.

She takes a minute to pity him and apologize. He hadn't ignored him, he was dead!!! Then start explaining to him why as a ghost it's not safe for him here even though it's very nice of him to visit <3

Constantine had not informed Ida about magic, after all it was one of his exes from before his cancer (a little near the time when he stopped responding to her) and his first triple sale of soul for escape death. But he knows Ida well enough not to contradict her. In addition, she gives him all the information in flash notes that he is looking for.

…

Okay, he also missed Ida. It felt SO strange to see her old. But she apparently hadn't lost anything from a mental point of view

This is how Constantine was invited to have tea and catch up on lost time at Ida's in addition to having a more complete debrief of the Amity Park situation

#dpxdc #dcxdp #dc x dp #dp x dc #dp x dc crossover #dc x dp crossover #ida manson #john constantine #amity park #I didn't write it but I'm not sure that Ida would be against going to bed with a ghost #after that I'm not sure on Constantine's side #Constantine doesn't have the heart to tell Ida that he was alive all the time #but that he had been so caught up in the magic tricks to dodge his cancer that he had completely skipped it #and even after n 'never thought about contacting her again #even though she's one of if not the friendliest ex of all. #if he had done it or at least talked to her about magic and his survival #maybe she would have contacted him before the situation got to this point #seriously there is a government agency that wants to start a dimensional war and a couple mad scientists far too intelligent for the good #ida becoming a JLD contact? more likely than you think #my #my prompts #prompt

[bloodfreak-boyking]

i...i feel like i'm going insane. the parallels, THE PARALLELS. WHY DO THEY ALWAYS PARALLEL THEM WITH ROMANTIC COUPLES IF NOT-

#i'm losing my mind #the way they literally did and will continue to do the exact same type of thing #with magic/forces that are equally if not MORE harmful #i need to go lie down #also WHY are their beds so close #eric kripke EXPLAIN #emma rewatches spn #1x12 faith #spn #wincest #samdean

[midnottart]

🐍 • Always the scholar

Time-lapse on TikTok

#loki #midnott #Loki is definitely the type getting distracted by books and 'just sitting down real quick' #and still sitting there hours later #that's totally Thor's cloak #I'm having a Loki wrapped in Thor's red cloak phase #Thor's in the room too #sprawled out on the bed and watching Loki deeply absorbed in his magic books #thorki #just in case #midnott.art

[itsanidiom]

OFFICE BLS RANKED BY THEIR ABILITY TO MAINTAIN THE VENEER OF APPROPRIATE WORKPLACE BEHAVIOUR

Because I saw @sorry-bonebag's tag and had to.

Here we go! Disclaimer: I'm not going to list every Office BL™ these are just the ones I've seen. Sorry if your fav is missing! Let's start with our lowest scorer that definitely sets the tone for the bottom of the barrel.

CHECK OUT - The veneer is tracing paper if not completely transparent. Fucking in the office. Yeah. That's an HR violation for sure. Thankfully your company is too small to have an HR department. But you're definitely getting fired by your boss who is also your boyfriend who you are also cheating on.

BED FRIEND - The veneer is only considered opaque because everyone else in the office is blind as hell. HR is pretty sure you two fucked in the office bathroom, but they have no proof so could only give you a warning.

LOVE MATE - Veneer is 1-ply. I mean, if the whole office ships it, is it truely an issue? HR thanks you for keeping things PG.

WE BEST LOVE: FIGHTING MR. 2ND - The veneer is definitely paper thin, but it's 2-ply. At least you avoided fucking in the office. Just a good smack in the face and some mutual sexual harassment. HR win...I guess.

HISTORY4: CLOSE TO YOU - Veneer is getting a little thicker, but depends on the light. Rooftop and in-office grandiose love confessions aside, HR thanks you for keeping your higher heat make out sessions off business hours. Still, gossiping about your romantic interests with your coworkers is grounds for a warning.

OUR DATING SIM - Veneer is about as thick as the space between your legs through which HR can see that you're literally holding hands in the office right now, stop it.

STEP BY STEP - The veneer is solid. Mainly office stuff happens in the office. HR approves of this boring as hell vibe. Still, you get marked down slightly because you did almost get down in the company parking garage.

CHERRY MAGIC - The veneer is a wholesome thickness, but no kissing in the company elevator. HR slap on the wrist for sure. We don't care how quickly the doors closed. There is CCTV in that elevator, sirs.

JUN & JUN - The veneer is currently in the process of being painted on so we'll have to wait and see, but it's looking pretty thin so far. HR has their pens ready to write up the report.

OLD FASHION CUPCAKE - The veneer is solid, but HR saw you hugging in the coffee station. Thank you for waiting until you were off work hours to make out, I guess. Enjoy your fancy desserts.

ROOMATES OF POONGDUCK 304 - The veneer is there. HR heard some weird noises over the zoom call, but we're just going to ignore those for now.

#bl drama #office bl #Are you in the HR department for a BL Drama that I did not mention? Please feel free to add #lol #roommates of poongduck 304 #step by step #old fashioned cupcake #cherry magic #check out the series #bed friend the series #we best love: fighting mr. 2nd #love mate #our dating sim #jun & jun the series #history 4: close to you #I have thoughts about Office BL Dramas

[stil-lindigo]

my love is mine all mine

#i got a cat at the start of september #and hes become my whole world i just love him #i know this comes across as a memorial post but no hes very much alive and happy #i just love him an exhorbitant amount and take lots of comfort in his fluffy body #his name is wizard but i call him a variety of other names like: #wiz #mister man #mister magic #mister magic man #bubba/bubby #he likes to bite at my feet when im late giving him breakfast #and he purrs so loud and snuggles up with me in bed #he likes to sit in my bathroom sink for some reason #and likes to lick my kitchen sink #he watches the washing machine while its on #and has a hammock he dozes in every day #i love him excessively #and spoil him very much

[spittyfishy]

You know besties sometimes I do wish I had an explanation

#I think I got possessed by Fifth Grade Emily #this feels like her doing #but as soon as I got the idea I had to go finish it #like I got up and out of bed and went and got my iPad lol #another example of what happens when I’m allowed to draw after midnight #danganronpa #warriors of hope #monaca towa #nagisa shingetsu #kotoko utsugi #jataro kemuri #masaru daimon #udg #danganronpa udg #dr udg #udg jataro #udg monaca #udg komaru #udg kotoko #udg masaru #dr:ae #danganronpa ultra despair girls #danganronpa another episode #danganronpa ultra despair girls another episode #you can tell idk what tags this game has lol #mlp fim #my little pony #mlp #my little pony friendship is magic

[cheruib]

truly can’t get over how beautiful mitski’s latest album is like i can go on and on but i just wanna say that to me it feels like sitting down on a wooden table with your bare feet touching the floor on an early morning while the sun sifts through the curtains and tickles your face and slowly wakes you up and your coffee cup is held with one hand while the other is flipping through the pages of a book full of poetry about love and life and grief and from a very far away place you hear the song of a bird and it makes you smile and cry and feel more human than you ever did

#i LOVE it! #going to bed while mitski sings me to sleep and breaks my heart then magically fixes it

[superkirbylover]

gustavo spaghetti real?!?!?!! (gay marriage real??!?!?!)

something something "what are you saying gustavo, we're not even dating??? yet???"

#ask #sklart #pizza tower #ponytower #peppony #peppino spaghetti #gustavo #gustavo pizza tower #pepstavo #mlp #mlpfim #ponified #my little pony #my little pony friendship is magic #bunkless-bed

[kaitokitty19]

Midnight visitor

#Hakuba is frequently jetlagged from all the traveling back and forth #Kaito regularly break into the Hakuba mansion #one time Hakuba wake up and just put an arm around Kaito #he can’t leave now oh no #woke up in the morning and they’re both in bed together #dcmk #hakukai #hakuba saguru #kuroba kaito #detco #magic kaito #kaitou kid #sagukai #白快 #detective Conan

[sometimess-maybee]

You think you're tired now

But wait until three

#magical #stills #in colour #the cure #let’s go to bed

[radioactive-mouse]

god i do still think it’s so interesting that most wizards (and even gale itself at times) talk about magic as though it’s an exact science, like, fantasy equivalent of being a STEM major, but during the weave scene gale explicitly compares it more to music and art and poetry, like!!

i know he has a thing for the dramatics but this is fascinating!!!

#makes me think abt that post (forgive me i doubt i could find it) talking about how like #gale’s been manipulating the weave since he was extremely young and has an innate magical ability #and also i’m like ? summoning the illusion/bed during the confession scene??? i didn’t put that in ur spellbook boy #gale’s magic seems much more malleable than most wizards #and sure it could have something to do with his connection to mystra #but so much funnier (and also very compelling) to me if gale was originally meant to be a sorcerer #the concrete spells and incantations aren’t strictly Necessary but they serve as a very useful conduit #which like 😭😭😭 IF YOU TOLD HIS ASS HES A SORCERER HE WOULD BE SO MADDDD #anyway <3 lawl #bg3 #baldurs gate 3 #gale dekarios #gale of waterdeep #mouse.txt

[kidlit-queen-competition]

FINAL: Marina Ida from Splatoon vs Ms. Valerie Frizzle from the Magic School Bus

Entrant propaganda:

Marina Ida

She canonically made a self insert Bishojo about her band member and will ramble about heavy machinery

Her tag

Valerie Frizzle

the og, have had a lesbian crush on her since the 1990s

MS.

#marina ida #splatoon #valerie frizzle #magic school bus #slss final #i am sprint making this right before bed