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twink-remus-lupin · 6 hours

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my unpopular marauders opinions

- remus is trans coded

- sirius and james were the tallest

- jegulus is a bad ship

- regulus is aroace

- snape was awful

- james was better for lily

- atyd remus is too mean to be canon (i like him he’s just not canon remus)

- peter was a good friend until the betrayal

- remus & james have an underrated friendship

- jily is one of the best maruaders era ships

- the slytherin skittles were terrible people and we’re acting like they’re all gay icons with tons of piercings who like wearing crop tops and blah blah

- ^ like no they were racists??

- i still don’t like jegulus if you’re looking for a good mlm ship WOLFSTAR IS RIGHT THERE

- rosekiller is a good ship i just don’t like how they’re characterized in fanon

- sirius wasn’t feminine

- remus is gay and sirius is queer

- sirius was a ladies man before he and remus got together

- marlene is a lesbian

- dorcas is also a lesbian

- marylily isn’t a good ship

- james is straight

- james was more sirius’s brother than regulus ever was

- sirius wasn’t a monster for leaving regulus he was just a kid

- hope lupin was an amazing mother

- remus wasn’t angry after the prank, just heartbroken. it was james and peter that were angry

- remus, peter and james were super close, especially post-prank

- snily is literally the worst goddamn ship ever

- wolfstar is oversexualized in the fandom

- remus had daddy issues

- james was desi

- the marauders weren’t that popular they were just nerds

- james has adhd

- remus is made way too mean/possessive/overly masc in 90% of fanon

- people make sirius gender-fluid just because he has long hair

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your-girl-nina · 19 days

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Hear me out-

The marauders never knew just how batshit crazy the skittles were. They had only heard some rumors but never truly saw their antics, I mean sure they had heard that one of them had set the lab on fire, or the other slept with half the school, or even that they poisoned slug horn. Yet never the fights, the weed, the insane things that thy consider normal. Especially Sirius, he expected his goody two shoes brother's friends to be pretentious assholes.

Cut to when jegulus started dating, the two friend groups started to interact, and that's when they saw how crazy they were. It started as everyone was sitting in the Slytherin common room, then out of nowhere barges on barty and Pandora cackling while running away from something, that's when Evan who was standing closest to the door quickly shut it with a shit eating grin. Regulus let out an exasperated sigh and then Dorcas with a subtle smirk "what'd you two do this time?" And with the most terrifying grin Pandora, sweet, sweet Pandora said in the most soft voice "we jinxed Snape then we lit the classroom on fire" Regulus then just smiled and said "awww thank guys you didn't have to" in the most sarcastic tone despite his smile.

Yeah, that was another thing about the skittles, they were OVERprotective, those guys would kill for each other if the occasion arise. The marauders saw a lot of their antics, from laughing as thy jinx or curse someone, to smoking weed in the perfect's room and playing tag (ON THE EDGE OF THE ASTRONOMY TOWER) but what tops the disastrous cake is when they saw just to which extent their cruelty reaches.

It started with a commotion in the halls, Remus was the first to arrive, then Sirius, and oh was he shocked. He saw his little cousin, HIS LITTLE COUSIN narcissa being hugged by Pandora, while barty absolutely beats the living shit out of Mulciber and Lucius. He looked manic, nose and lip bleeding, but he had this crazed look in his eyes, and a grin of pure evil. All while Evan is smirking at him and Regulus and Dorcas apply healing charms on Mulciber and Lucius so they wouldn't pass out. They were all laughing, Regulus. Was. Laughing. Maniacally. Then narcissa comes up to Regulus and whispers something in his ear. "That's enough barty" he then says. Barty, the fucking maniac seems reluctant to back off until Evan quite literally pulls him off and throws him over his shoulder. Regulus walks menacingly towards the two assholes on the floor, "I'll say this once and once only, you talk like that about my cousin or touch her without her consent one more time and we'll cut you tiny dicks off to shove them so far down your throats till they come out your ass with your shitty personality, got it? " they just nod while the deemed "skittles" saunder off.

Sirius wanted to rip his hair out, james was beyond turned on, Peter looked traumatized while lily was chuckling and Remus looked amused.

Another incident was when both groups were sitting together and a Raven claw came up to then. He was eyeing lily and Dorcas weirdly. "Hey ladies, how about you and I leave those losers alone and have some fun? " they looked beyond uncomfortable, "no thanks mate we're not into that." The guy frowned "I promise you won't regret it, I've got a way with girls". " look pal, they said they weren't interested " snarled barty. "Says the person who slept with half the school, shut up whor-" before he even finishes, he was on the floor, a livid Evan looming over him. "Fucking scum, let's leave"

It took about a week and a half of James and Regulus dating before the marauders realized how fucking batshit crazy they were.

#the marauders #slytherin skittles #regulus black #barty crouch jr #evan rosier #james potter #sirius black #remus lupin #pandora rosier #dorcas meadowes #narcissa black #headcanon #lily evans #marauders and Slytherin skittles friendship #jegulus #rosekiller #wolfstar

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isabel-lillah · 2 months

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"You bastard!" Barty doesn't think twice before throwing himself at the idiot who decided to try and push Pandora around. It's not that Pandora can't take care of herself - she absolutely can - but she also is one of Barty's best friends. And he will stand up for her no matter wha-

"Barty, you already have a detention for fighting, they'll call your father if you fight again now," someone murmurs while draging him away. Regulus. It's Regulus. But isn't he supposed to be on a date with James?

That question is answered to him when he hears a yelp and turns around to find James punching the bastard, twice.

Huh

Maybe Barty does like James after all

#barty crouch jr #pandora rosier #pandora lovegood #regulus black #james potter #barty and james friendship #jegulus #sunseeker #starchaser #dead gay wizards #marauders #marauders era #the marauders #the slytherin skittles #slytherin skittles #the skittles #marauders headcanon

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alpha-canis-major · 11 months

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James:*accidentally walking into Regulus* Oh hey Reg, how are you?

Regulus:*scowling* watch where you're going Potter

Later

James: I just don't think he likes me Moons, and I don't know what to do with myself because I like him so so so much

Remus: It'll be alright Prongs, and maybe it's better this way so Sirius doesn't kill you

James: Yeah, maybe

Meanwhile

Regulus: I just like him so much

Evan: We know

Regulus: Every single thought I have is about him

Barty: Yes, we know

Regulus: I wish he would just slam me against the wall and have his way with me

Dorcas: Regulus you say this every single day we are aware

Regulus: He's just so ARRRGGGAAARRGGGG and I want to EAT him I need this man biblically he makes me feral

#the marauders era #james potter #sirius black #atyd marauders #jegulus #starchaser #james x regulus #james potter x regulus black #james and sirius friendship #marauders incorrect quotes #jegulus fluff #jegulus fanfiction #regulus black #remus lupin #slytherin skittles #barty crouch jr #evan rosier

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maiiefizz · 2 months

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Marauders Fandom:

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redadidassneakers · 26 days

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Barty: iiiiif you’re sad and you know it clap your hands

Regulus: *clap clap*

Barty: if you’re sad and you know it clap your hands

Regulus: *clap clap*

Barty: if you’re stressy and depressy and your life is kinda of messy if you’re sad and you know it clap your hands!

Regulus: *clap clap*

#the slytherin skittles #the friendship we needed #the marauders era #incorrect quote #the maruaders #hogwarts #marauders headcanon #barty crouch junior #barty crouch jr #regulus black #regulus black textpost

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fiasco95 · 16 days

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Regulus: I’m trans.

Barty:

Barty: That’s great, Reg!

Regulus, relieved and shakily smiling: …Yeah?

Barty: Yeah!

Barty:

Regulus:

Barty: ….Well, actually- What is that? Like what does that mean?

Regulus: 😄…🤨….😑

Little backstory:

Exposing myself. This was a real convo I had with my best friend at 8 in the morning around 7 years ago! I was 15.. And was heavily uneducated about the LGBTQ+ community at that time. I’m a lesbian btw. I may have been confused but I was very happy for my bsf and will always support him. I’m so thankful that he trusted me to come out to and am very proud of him. For context, I was being filmed in a documentary show at the time so we weren’t able to see each other for that whole month but he asked me to meet him before my classes started. Our schedules didn’t match and I had no time to go see him during breaks so it made me cry a little bit at the fact that he really wanted me to know as soon as possible. I love him sm.

#he’s a little confused but he’s got the spirit #regulus black #barty crouch jr #regulus black and barty crouch jr friendship #transgender #trans regulus #trans regulus black #platonic #marauders #marauders era #the marauders #slytherin skittles

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loz-tearsofahomo · 1 year

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Barty: I missed you

Regulus: ... Okay

Barty: You never say it back! Guys [literally Evan is the only other person in the room apart from Snape in the corner] this is not a fucking bit Reg is very bad with like- emotions.

Barty: I'd be like yo I miss you, and you'd be like,,, cool and roll your eyes.

Barty: That's like- that's what you would do.

Barty: You'll never be like Yeah i fucking missed you too

Regulus: I didn't though

Barty: Im not with you all the time!

Regulus: So the second I leave I should miss you already??

Barty: Yes.

Regulus: Merlin's beard-

Barty: The second I leave Evan and like, my mom, I miss them. I miss them, I can't wait to see them again.

Regulus: So your wife, and your mom.

Barty: Yeah.

Regulus: But us?

Barty: I CONSIDER YOU PART OF THE FAMILY

#i love their friendship btw #barty being clingy and emotional tbh >>>#and like outwardly hes tough but hes clingy behind closed doors #slytherin skittles #barty crouch jr #barty crouch #regulus black #regulus #rosekiller #this same from a sound clip of the backyard basement podcast btw #marauders era #the marauders #hp #marauders incorrect quotes #Slytherin skittles incorrect quotes #also regulus calling Barty's boyfriend his wife #yes #loz posts

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bartyslut · 1 year

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*Everyone is giving advice to regulus*

pandora: Its okay to ask for help

evan: you're not a burden

barty: murder is okay

dorcas: your feelings matter

#marauders #harry potter #fanfic #incorrect marauders textposts #marauders fandom #marauders era #regulus black #relationship #slytherin skittles #slytherin #dorcas meadowes #barty crouch jr #evan rosier #pandora lovegood #i love their friendship #omg omg omg

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valoflunar · 16 days

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regulus and pandora have interlocking,matching best friends bracelets that they both guard with their lives

#they both arent ashamed of it #and they WOULD fight anyone who dares to insult their bracelets #marauders era #marauders girls #slytherin skittles #pandora lovegood #regulus black #pandora rosier #pandora lestrange #regulus and pandora #i love their friendship so much #the pantheon #the emeralds #okay the potential for angst is THERE but i want to stay happy tdy guys #regulus arcturus black

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moonyswarmsweaters · 1 month

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going to go ask my friend to go buy the same gay book together, read, and discuss

wish me luck!

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starrylayle · 3 months

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marauders v.s. slytherin skittles (ft. the valkyries + snape)

With the rise of the 'slytherin skittles' in the fandom (even tho half of them are in ravenclaw but whatevs) -- I've been trying to figure out why I don't like it, despite enjoying the dynamics presented. And I think I've finally figured out why.

It all goes back to the Sirius / Regulus dynamic. I feel like their relationship is depicted as angsty and such but I love it when they are estranged. Yes, they're brothers and they go to the same school, but they are worlds apart. And i like when their friend groups and dynamics reflect that. Regulus, who's stayed with his family and supports their causes (yes I know he gets redeemed eventually but boy used to worship voldy) -- has access to the high pure-blood society and its perks. But one thing he does not have, is the friendship his brother shares with his mates. Reg tells himself that he doesn't care, that he doesn't envy his brother and his friends, but it is one of the things being in this pureblood fascism cult can't offer -- true friendship. That's why, despite my issues with 'choices' by messermoon, I really like how they depicted the dynamic between Regulus and his friends -- like yes Reg had friends but not in the same way Sirius had. And it adds a layer to the loneliness Reg feels, which i feel is a core part of his character. He's surrounded by people that on the outside my appear as friends, but really he's just very lonely.

On another note, i hc both brothers as gay, and love the differences in how they would be presented. Sirius, after finally getting over his internalised homophobia, is free to love and make out with whomever he wants. While Reg, aware of this part of himself hates it, and denies himself this luxury, only getting off (with barty, mayhaps, who is in a similar position) every now and then. Maybe he also has a burning desire for James (if ur into jegulus) but he doesn't ever do anything abt it, coz he feels like he can't.

As for Dorcas Meadows, I picture her in the year above the marauders (so two years above Reg) and not really having any friends at all. Not because she can't make any, but because she simply doesn't want to (my characterisation of her is heavily inspired by rollercoasterwords' version of her in 'the hand that feeds'. She ofc grows close to marlene when they start dating but never really gets close to marlene's other friends. She may or may not have a begrudging relationship with Pandora tho (but only because she provides her weed ofc!!) .

In a way, I kind of like when the houses represent certain themes, like gryffindor v.s. slytherin, freedom v.s tradition, friends v.s. 'co-workers'. Yes i know the fandom likes to depict the houses as more of a personality based system -- which i'm sure that's why jkr intended -- but really i think the houses represent more of values and beliefs. (Which is also why i think the houses should have been destroyed, united or changed at the end of HP DH coz the status quo as it is, is not healthy, but i digress).

Oh and as for the valkyries -- have nothing against their friendship. Lily deserves to have her own set of friends besides James and snape. just think they wouldn't give themselves a name like the marauders did coz they think its cringe, but I can see it coming up and them immediately shutting it down out of embarrassment.

i think this an analysis of snape and his relationship with lily compared to the other slytherins would be interesting as well, and how the interactions and dynamics differ. And canonically, snape and regulus would make more sense than reg and dorcas so if anything snape should be a part of these 'slytherin skittles' lmaoo.

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your-girl-nina · 1 day

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#marauders and slytherin skittles friendship #hp marauders #the marauders #harry potter #handwriting #tumblr polls

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isabel-lillah · 2 months

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Barty and James becoming besties after James and Reggie got together is an iconic thing to happen

especially at the point when really only the skittles know about the relationship, so noone has a clue that Barty and James are a duo

and then when they're seen helping each other with an injury half of Hogwarts loses their shit (because come on, Barty? and James?? being friends???)

the other half doesn't believe it until they see James dragging Barty away from a fight so he wouldn't get a detention and Barty actually letting him do so

meanwhile Sirius is having a stroke trying to figure out when the hell did James befriended Barty Crouch Jr. of all people

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incorrect-maraudersaandco-quotes · 2 months

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Regulus: What’s the easiest way to steal a man’s wallet?

Barty: Knife to the throat?

Emma: Gun to the back?

Pandora: Poison in his cup?

Amelia, token hufflepuff: You’re all horrible!

couple of weeks later

Regulus: Where do you think the money went?

Evan: Guns?

Emmeline: Ships?

Dorcas: Bombs?

Xeno: Political bribes?

Everyone look at Amelia: 👀

Emma: This is where you tell us how awful we are.

Amelia: They all seem like practical choices.

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jiangyanlissidepiece · 10 months

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Regulus: Panda, why are you crying??

Pandora: This book is so sad!!

Regulus, picking it up: But this is my diary-

Pandora: *sobs harder*

#marauders era #harry potter #marauders #regulus black #incorrect marauders quotes #incorrect marauders era #incorrect marauders textposts #slytherin skittles #incorrect harry potter quotes #pandora and regulus #i am a regulus and pandora friendship stan first and a person second #pandora #pandora lestrange #pandora rosier #pandora lovegood

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