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kassandras-one-braincell · 9 months

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ive been rereading your fics and the warlord ac ladies have my heart ❤️💘💞 just want to sit on eivor’s lap while she sits on her throne and angrily deals with idiots who can’t understand that she’s now in charge 💕 or get the sweet hugs and kisses after kassandra murders someone who bothered you 💘 or GOD sit at soma’s feet as she sends out her soldiers to take more territories i’m so 💜💞🩷❤️💘

this is the vibe I think of when I imagine the evil murder ladies

Like you find them hunched over a corpse, drenched in blood, the body is completely eviscerated and the dynamic is

"Oh, they must have done something horrible." "...Yeah." "Anyways, when you're finished, do you want to see the flowers I found on my walk today? And this kind old gentleman I met said the new necklace you gave me reminded him of the late lord...oh, what's his name? The one who they found without any eyes in his study last week. Well, he said it looked an awful lot like his wife's favourite necklace." "What a profound coincidence." "Isn't it? You always find me the loveliest things on your travels."

There's just something about a woman who would burn the world to a crisp just to keep you warm that...makes the red flags a little less red, you know?

#this week on reasons why i should return to therapy #murder murder ladies #eivor #eivor x reader #kassandra #kassandra x reader #soma jarlskona #soma x reader

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zoe-oneesama · 11 days

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Man I'm really bringing down the vibe here.

Episode 53 Part 27 First < Previous > Next Season 1, Season 2, Season 3, Season 4, Season 5 Ep 41, Ep 42, Ep 43, Ep 44 Ep 45, Ep 46, Ep 47, Ep 48, Intermission, Ep 49, Ep 50, Ep 51, Ep 52

Bonus:

LET HIM SPEAK!

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#murder party yes?#scarlet lady #scarlet lady au #scarlet lady comic #episode 53 part 27 #blue blood

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arunneronthird · 1 year

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i personally favor robin jason being the worlds edgiest teen while bruce still struggles to say any thought out loud ever

#yes this is a reference to the lorax meme. what of it #jason was the murderous child and he had good reasons and i love him #jason todd #robin #batman #bruce wayne #dc comics #my art #ladies. gentlemen. you have eaten well.

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gardeneticist · 1 year

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I think one of my favourite jumping spiders is Opisthoncus necator just because its common name is just “The Murderer” for some reason, so if I ever go to look at it on iNat, I am greeted with this very accusatory title and what is essentially its mug shot

#like.. who did she murder???#it makes me think of that American tv show host lady who’s always like ‘THE KILLER!’#gardeneticisms #creature photography #not mine #arachnids #spiders #jumping spiders #Opisthoncus necator

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poirott · 2 years

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Columbo + his basset hound named "Dog"

He doesn't look like a police dog. Well, he isn't. He's a policeman's dog. Believe me, there's a big difference.

COLUMBO (1968 - 2003)

#columbo #peter falk #tvedit #tvseriessource #cinematv #cinemapix #chewieblog #columboedit #*edit #columbo 3x06: mind over mayhem #columbo 5x01: forgotten lady #columbo 7x01: try and catch me #columbo 7x04: how to dial a murder #columbo 8x02: murder smoke and shadows #columbo 9x01: murder a self portrait #they're so sweet and soft together #lieutenant columbo adores his dog #he talks to him as if doggo were a person #just casually like they're having a conversation

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cinemagal · 10 months

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Trivia for Knives Out (2019) dir. Rian Johnson

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badasserywomen · 1 year

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Big dragon mom time

#lady dimitrescu #resident evil village #our big gay murder queen

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drawnfamiliarfaces · 1 month

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is that disney-esque artstyle, peter parker look alike PILOT RANDY CUNNINGHAM???

also ngl i kinda dig Viceroy II and Deputy Mayor Kranski

+bonus Bible designs

#rc9gn #randy cunningham 9th grade ninja #randy cunningham #howard weinerman #listen i am still weak and sick and that pilot and bible leak have been killing me over the weekend lol #i never was a die-hard fan of vasquez artstyle. i think its fun and cool to draw but my personal style is closer to the disney-esque thing #but ive got to admit that rc9gn wouldnt be rc9gn without it. randy is memorable and iconic instead of being lost in disney-styled cartoons #pilot and final product are like two completely different worlds and im in love with both of them. it is now ninja-verse in my head #also i am pointing at pilot like di caprio meme because THAT is very validating for me personally cause i constantly say rc9gn is old 2000s #cartoon vibes and thats why i group it with shows like dp adjl and kp etc instead of cartoons from its own decade #ALSO x 2 i have now adopted Kranski and Viceroy II yes they are now canon in my rc9gn verse lol Judge is ok too but i am more into Kranski #who is straight up ready to murder. we love evil ladies in this house

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wh0s-vesper · 7 months

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Part 2..

I need something else to do in my life.

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missfisherandjack · 4 months

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Miss Fisher In The Episode “Queen Of The Flowers”

Miss Fisher’s Murder Mysteries (2012-2015) ↳ 1x09 Queen Of The Flowers

#miss fisher's murder mysteries #miss fisher #miss phryne fisher #phryne fisher #the honourable miss phryne fisher #lady detective #lady in red #so beautiful #essie davis #period drama #perioddramaedit #tv show #tvedit #series one #queen of the flowers #mfmm #mfmmedit

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goth-willgraham · 11 months

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#will graham #hannibal lecter #jack crawford #alana bloom #hannibal #hannibal tv #hugh dancy #mads mikkelsen #laurence fishburne #caroline dhavernas #murder husbands #hannigram #crazy psychiatrist #crazy fisherman #scared beer lady #mad uncle jack #hannibal crack #foxpost

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kassandras-one-braincell · 1 year

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i loveee soma but i didn't even think about her like this until you posted warlord!soma now I feel a little insane (i need her)

The evil warlord Soma thing is something I revisit often because it just...clicks for her. More than the other ladies. Birna's story about her faking her own death then killing a king and convincing an entire kingdom that she was an undead swamp demon doesn't help.

Shameless self plug but I have older blurbs on warlord!Soma if you're interested (I believe I forgot to tag that last blurb with "murder murder ladies" but that's where I develop this evil au):

the concept

more detailed scenario

corruption kink in detail

#soma x reader #soma jarlskona #soma jarlskona x reader #murder murder ladies

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columboscreens · 3 days

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