“My favorite trope is this!” “My favorite trope is that!” WELL MY FAVORITE PART IN A NATURE DOCUMENTARY IS WHEN A PREDATORY ANIMAL KILLS SOMETHING AND THEN THE NARRATOR SAYS: “But this kill is not for herself; she is a mother” GRAGJSGRHRHGRHABABAB
It was decided in The Rat Gang server on Discord that a group of Brunos is called a worry, and I couldn’t help but picture a bunch of him standing around nervously like meerkats. 😁
"Actually, we are worrying unduly," said the Chair of Indefinite Studies. "Sharks have a very undeserved reputation as man-eaters. There is not a single authenticated case of a shark attacking anyone, despite what you may have heard. They are sophisticated and peaceful creatures with a rich family life and, far from being ominous harbingers of doom, have reputedly even befriended the occasional lost traveler. As hunters they are of course very efficient, and a full-grown shark can bring down even a moose with...er..."
He looked at their faces.
"Er...I think I might perhaps have got them confused with wolves," he mumbled. "I have, haven't I?"
They nodded, in unison.
"Er...sharks are the other ones, aren't they?" he went on. "The vicious and merciless killers of the sea that don't even stop to chew?"
They nodded again.
"Oh dear. Where can I put my face...?"
"Some distance from a shark," said Ridcully briskly.
wedi ffindio yn dino blastig fach ar y traeth a wedi gwneud docw shoot blastig fach // found a little plastic guy on the beach and did a little plastic nature documentary photoshoot
Narrated by Sir David Attenborough, Directed by Will Lawson
I was sent to the West Ice of the North Atlantic, just off the coast of Greenland, to film the birth and weening of Harp Seals, possibly the most adorable baby animal on this planet... Available on BBC iPlayer now, and around the world soon!