I would like to share my condolences to the poor fanfic writer whose hopes and dreams were immortalised before they could be crushed today, 7 years later, when ice ado has been officially cancelled.
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I'm pretty sure my clowns are going to lay eggs soon
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I once saw a man get flipped inside out by strange interdimensional doves after he ate a handful of birdseed.
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tumblr blog with an odd number of blue checkmarks
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One sentence horror story:
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for the reddit refuges following my blog just know my blog is a mixture of r/koboldlegion and occasionally r/sinkpissers
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Imagine crocs, but the soles are filled to the brim with hundreds of human teeth.
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You find a chopped off finger in your mailbox but it's addressed to your neighbor.
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I have chosen violence today and bring you a gift of mental imagery
Microfiber Carpet
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the people at the gym have no idea im a Tumblr user...OR DO THEY????
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dusting after months of neglect then blowing your nose
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i had to get a new lip balm bc i lost mine and i put it on my nose bc it’s all owie from blowing it too muhc but bc it’s new and i’ve never tried it before i didn’t know it was like minty so now my raw nose is all tingly
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“You know for someone who’s not a gourmet chef, you have a lot of human hands in your freezer.”
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That's a bad storm, says the Floridian.
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Even Duo wanted to get in on tumblr’s 2-sentence horror day (even though yes this is 1 sentence i understand but ahem it was too good to waste)
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“Ma’am, the police can’t deliver you a pizza, you must’ve dialled 911 by mistake.”
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