#only dumb joke

[chickenoptyrx]

I'm gonna show my new best friend broly to everybody in town.. wearing a salmon suit (ᵔ◡ᵔ)

#dumb #dumb thing #my bullshit #am sick #so dumb lazy thibg #no bg #no shading #only dumb joke

[thatnununguy]

> Dirk: Kill yourself

#doodle #homestuck #jade harley #dirk strider #my friend reminded me of this joke and i thought it was really funny #Dirk would probably assume she was an English cus why not #And only learn her actual name accidentally and IMMEDIATELY REMEMBER WHEN HE CALLED HER NAME DUMB #and then he probably killed himself or something

[keter-class-anomaly]

I finally finished a stupid shitpost comic that I had to redo and I don’t like it but it’s done so here

Logan: Ah yes, the basking shark, very interesting.

Remus: you when crofters

Logan: what do you even mean by that?-

This is what Remus is picturing in his head btw

I can’t get over how much I hate this-

It took like MONTHS of stalling for this stupid thing and it looks bad and doesn’t make sense 😭😭

I’m just glad it’s finally done

It’s loosely based off of something but I can’t find it . Oh well

#considering not posting this #it’s so dumb #im only posting it because I worked too hard on it #to let it sit in my sketchbook and mock me #anyways #basking shark #sanders sides #Logan sanders #Remus sanders #intrulogical #platonic intrulogical #Leo’s batshit art #the joke made more sense when I first made it I think #watercolor

[martlet-my-beloved]

I feel like Martlet would want to go with Frisk out of the ruins. After the time she seperated from Clover she would not want that to happen with another human child.

i dont think there would be any circumstance where martlet could ever bring herself to let frisk go alone tbh. its either frisk stays in the ruins with her and toriel as long as they like or they go out into the underground together. by the end of uty's pacifist, martlet definitely has ZERO trust in the guards and asgore to just let a child walk out into a world ready to kill them on sight.

i mean, im pretty sure im not fooling anyone by doing the whole "will they wont they" about frisk leaving the ruins XD. it's really only a matter of time before they confront toriel about it, and martlet wouldnt hesitate to follow right after them. she's brought a human through the underground once, and she'd do it again no questions asked

currently i think this au takes place around 5 or 6 years after uty? so martlet definitely had time to think about her time with clover and definitely knows about what toriel does. she knows the game plan. either she helps keep the next human safe in the ruins or she keeps them safe out in the underground. still a royal guard, after all.

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#martlet #undertale yellow #martlet undertale yellow #martlet uty #undertale au #frisk dreemurr #undertale bluebird #i know there is no way theres a multiple year gap between uty and ut but i have a reason for it okay 😭 #it will make sense one day i swear #anyways but yeah of all things the only petty complaint i have over uty is actual just timeline fuckery 😭 #ITS SUCH A DUMB NITPICK BUT IT DRIVES ME NUTS THAT ALPHYS IS ALREADY THE ROYAL SCIENTIST IN UTY #AND THAT METTATON IS ALREADY A TV STAR #LIKE THERES NO WAY THE YELLOW SOUL CANONICALLY FELL THAT CLOSE TO FRISK'S TIME #ehhhhhhh whatever any jokes that occur later in the au that do not match up timeline wise please just handwave it away #i run on the rule of funny if its funny then logic doesnt stand a chance #asks

[fujii-draws]

OKAY! Chatot rant in tags below! Read at your own discretion.

#okay starting from the beginning of where ppl usually dislike him. apple woods chapter. #he doesn’t give hero/partner the CHANCE to explain themselves despite them being relatively good recruits up until that point. #and that legit might be my only gripe with that chapter bc!!! stories need conflict! I LIKE the conflict in apple woods!!! #hero and partner being punished so something they didn’t do! #the misunderstanding! how team skull (Skuntank) actually outplays the main duo with a clever yet rotten trick. I LOVE that it segways into- #one of the more sweeter scenes of guild members looking out for eachother. I LIKE APPLE WOODS CONFLICT. #but chatot just. not giving them a chance. is so dumb. #I’d personally fix this by having a lil montage of hero/partner fucking up on jobs. A LOT. and chatot giving them a pass every time. #and let the perfect apple incident BE the one where he puts his foot down and doesn’t listen to them. bc he’d given them loads of chances. #and doesn’t want to hear any excuse. #but yeah. I legit dont mind him during that chapter except for that really stupid and frustrating moment. #NOW. CHAPTER 17. #UGGGGHHH WHERE DO I BEGIN #Him not believing hero and Partner about Grovyle and the future being in ruin? FINE. ACTUALLY GOOD. BC CHATOT WOULD BE SKEPTIC. #IT FITS HIS CHARACTER!! #BUT WHAT DOES SUCK. IS HIM GOING ‘Dusknoir isn’t the bad guy. he didn’t do anything wrong’ #WHEN HE LITERALLY KIDNAPPED HERO AND PARTNER RIGHT I N F R O N T OF HIM. #(​NO LITERALLY. HIS CHARACTER IS IN THE FRONT ROW WHEN IT HAPPENED.) #and him. having the GALL to tell hero and partner they must’ve been ‘seeing things’ and downplaying the HELL they went through. #despite them being missing for hours/days. his own guild recruits. and his angry sprite showing up. #like. I think that’s when I genuinely despised him. #that and him going ‘OH I BELIEVED YOU THE WHOLE TIME HEEHOO :)’ shit was so fucking annoying. #just playing it off as a joke the second the guild started to believe hero and partner. #IMAGINE IF HE W A S ACTUALLY TESTING THE GUILD’S TRUST. SHOWCASING HIM AS THE MORE RESPONSIBLE AND RESPECTFUL RIGHT HAND OF THE GUILD. #and yes. Brine cave he saves hero and partner. but at that point I just didn’t care anymore. #he fucked those two over so much. that I didn’t care what ‘valiant’ sacrifice he had. #and he grills Team Skull for what they did OFF SCREEN. they couldn’t even give us THAT. #<<< THAT or him outright saying sorry would’ve been nice. IKIK his ‘actions’ or whatever but. #eughh again this is all imo. I’m not trying to make people hate him or change their mind. #I’ll get into positives in the second post cause I’m running out of tags

[aimasup]

throws up my hands in mock resignation but also a hint of frustration Okay Valentino is a cool villain I guess

He's like. Genuinely unsettling. Wish the show struck a better balance with his character sometimes (like sometimes when he's onscreen I have to skip over because I feel queasy and sometimes he's so unsubtle he feels more like a prop than a guy who's going to be a Huge Deal in s2)

#why yes I have been reading some phenomenal fanfiction lately #a lesser me would be agonising over my inability to ever come close to matching the #masterfully characterised works of these talented WORD WEAVERS #but envy is a spoilt housepest and we must spend less time unleashing it upon new targets #instead let's talk about how these fics discovered its possible?? #to write Val as not only a 3dimensional character but a deeply horrifying person to WITNESS #to depict how he thinks and what he wants and what he contributes to the people around him #while acknowledging that his actions are supremely messed up #also without dumbing whatever the fuck is wrong with him down to just 'can't do math and needs a sippycup' #those jokes are funny but he's also a dealmaker #he doesn't need to be studied under a microscope! he needs to be gawked at in abject horror! Oh the Potential! #he needs to tell us more about how depraved hell can be by linking us to a portion of the culture full of the dead who cannot die! #anyways. rant over. uh I think I like valentino now? in the same way I like the old man villain from hunchback of notre dame. #just. (gestures) what is this dude. ew. oh my god #my post #personal stuff #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel valentino #is this anything #again I am entrenching on dangerous territory of 'expectations for this media I consume' #he really doesn't need to be written all shakespearean-like #too attached mayhaps #delete later #honestly worried that if the show does reveal his backstory or whatever it'll try to paint him in a sympathetic light #and then the online arguments will be a headache for a month #villain with tragic backstory ≠ sympathetic villain

[ganondoodle]

i was so happy that ganondorf was a character in totk when it was announced but now i am just sad about it honestly, i get that the older games had the trio as a good kids VS evil old guy thing, but i sincerely hoped that how much botw revolutionized(?) about the zelda principle in terms of gameplay they would now have the chance to do so, at least a little bit, in totk with the story

and then, as much as i like his design, hes again just an already very old evil guy that appeared out of nowhere for all we know that needs to be stopped by some kids/really young people and all the crumbs of personality or well ... not even crumbs but pure idea of a backstory we have to interpret into it all from things like manner of speech, animation and design elements bc all he does is some evil monologing that doesnt even serve well for interpretation

like, he was already so old when we first see him, what did he do all his life?? like even if he only turned aggressive once rauru founded this version of hyrule he had to have lived idk 50 years before that, was he just a regular leader of his people before that?? was he just .. some dude?? all we actually know is ... old evil guy shows up and attacks the perfect and good kingdom (tm) dont we? maybe some vague, arbitrary you denied me *generic villain thing like power, rule etc* line but thats it?

(i dont mind having to read between the lines, it can be very fun, but it also depends on if you are reading between lines and theres something intentionally left there or if you are trying really hard to see something but theres nothing actually there for you to find; to be clear, i also like creating your own ideas around stuff, but when you get to know some people from basically birth to their prime time and then theres a guy thats just there to be an endboss and even now in modern games doesnt get anything beyond a neat design and fun bossfight its just ... so flat?sad? i love interpeting but i also wouldnt mind to see something more for once ..)

#ganondoodles talks #zelda #totk #idk if this counts as a rant #and he can stay evil but i just want to see more for once!! #you are not born evil #also the way the other gerudo just disappear from everything as soon as he gets the stone is like #huh??? #did they never like him and abandoned him as soon as they could? #di HE not have ANY connection to ANYONE???? #the other gerudo are like in the moldora cutscene and the one where he -swears his loyality to hyrule that lasts like half an hour #and then never again?? #he goes oni mode and bam its only monsters now #and AGAIN we were aluded to that there would be more #with the trailer that showed him with other gerudos!! #i know alot of what was in the trailer didnt matter and got removed #but still #its like the intro that dangles in front of you the possibilty of zelda being your companion and exploring together only to yank it all awa #WOOP jokes on YOU there was never actually anything there!! haha you are dumb to let that get your hopes up LOL LMAO #chewing on wood #>:C

[floatingfacedownintheocean]

Threw this silly thing on the discord and forgot to post it here!

#isat #isat spoilers #this is such a dumb joke but I love it #the only thing better than found family is found family committing regicide

[messrmoonyy]

Why is no one understanding tho that Tess didn’t actually fuckin want to stand there and let the infected do the weird mouth fungus shit. But her own infection was probably already communicating with the the others so she wasn’t even controlling it.

#like all jokes aside that’s very clear what was going on #and even if it wasn’t she needed to get that lighter lit and if she moved she’d have only died anyway #why are some of you so dumb #tess servopoulos #the last of us #tlou tess #tlou hbo

[strawglicks]

Forgot to post this one

#toontown #ttcc #toontown corporate clash #cosmo kuiper #plutocrat #flint bonpyre #firestarter #charon #do i even tag satellite investors if it only shows one of em for like 2 seconds. idk #cosmo & flint #strawglicks art gallery #ive had this idea since like june of last year #also the standup guy comment is PERFECT #charons cheat is literaly called standup guy. thats why he makes a cameo here #cosmo lecturing flint abt being more assertive .. #tbh i feel like walking small as a whole is generally flint and cosmo energy #except flint is not nearly as nice or innocent as spongebob #but i still feel like the general premise is smth that could happen w these two #also flint making a terrible non-joke feels in character too . #he made a terrible joke in his interview and makes dumb puns in his dialogue #bad joke flint….

[movedtodykedvonte]

I think it’s be funny to have a Spider-Man that is genuinely just a kid, not like a teenager or a kid who understands the gravity of his abilities but a kid who does heroics simply because that’s cool to a kid.

The gimmick is that the villains think it’s a gimmick and Spider-Man(?) fucks with them by acting like a kid to make ‘em feel bad or embarrass them only for them to realize he’s a literal child due to a forced team up where they like offer him a brewski afterwards and he’s legitimately like “Mr I am 9 years old, I just do this cause my aunt can’t take me to the park every afternoon.” And they grill him on adult things and he sits there just blanking cause he’s fucking 9.

#uncle Ben dies still but it’s not Peters fault but he ends up idolizing super hero’s hard #cause he believes that if one got there in time he could’ve been saved and dreamed of being the hero to do it #and then he got bit on a school feild trip to an oscorp sponsored science center where a mysterious new breed of spider was being shown and #got out and being the brave boy he is he found and caught it but not before being bit #all the villains are the same age if not a tad younger give or take a year #and they alls are like does that new hero seem a little childish? yeah he acts like a 4th grader and peters like #um actually a 5th grader 🤓 #he’d still be scarily smart for a kid his age cause the villains are only slightly more forgiving in this version #all his friends are his age and he’s a paper boy for the daily bugle instead and he would end his adventures reading the paper about his #exploits like his very own comic book and he sends in pictures of himself doing dumb stuff as a joke but Jameson is like #this ten year old is our best photographer and Eddie ‘grown ass has beef with a kid’ Brock hates him #like tbh only harry mj gwen and his high school mates are his age villains are adults cause it’s funnier #peter parker #peter b parker #spider-man #spiderman #spidersona #Spiderverse #a technicality but yeah #Spider-Man(?) au #I’m gonna think about this for a bit

[birder-of-remnant]

The Discord is going crazy trying to figure out who may be acquiring RWBY. If on the unlikely chance that it is Disney, would that mean Salem would become a Disney Princess?

I mean, I guess she is probably more of an evil queen. But I still want to see her lined up alongside the Disney princesses. Sorry, I work two jobs and my sense of humor gets weird when I am sleep-deprived.

Salem PNG Credit: rxsilience (DeviantArt)

#Sometimes I try to put out content that is meaningful and thoughtful #Other times i just make dumb jokes that only i find funny #rwby #salem #greenlight rwby volume 10 #save rwby

[shokosriver]

look what you did

#fanart #art #puyo #puyo puyo #puyo sig #puyoposting #sig #sig puyo puyo #only jokes!!! #he’s just so silly #silly little guy #dumb little bug boy #POSItive!

[still-gathering-roses]

so i made this desktop wallpaper to motivate me through my assignments. it worked. somehow

#he lives on my second monitor whenever i'm writing an essay now 😌 #one piece #one piece live action #one piece netflix #mackenyu #roronoa zoro #netflix one piece #izzy speaks #op zoro #live action one piece #live action zoro #thank you live action zoro of motivation. i submitted my midterm with 4 minutes to spare #pls do not take this seriously it is the result of an incredibly dumb joke between me and my mother #my mom: “remember [it doesn't have to be perfect]--” #me interrupting: “zoro only likes college graduates? bet”

[uncanny-tranny]

I laid out the crochet blanket I'm making for my cat, and she's lying on it even though she can only fit two thirds if her body onto it right now and this is making it all worth it 😭😭😭😭

#art #crochet #fiber art #would include a picture but i'm not about to doxx my cat (joking) #for real though it's only because it would ruin what little anonymity i have on this account </3 #i got really worried that she didn't like the blanket because she was curled up next to it and would only rest her little cheek on it #if i had to guess i need only one more skein for the body and then i want to add a border and maybe tassels if i'm feeling nasty #i feel like she would LOVE tassels because she's playful and loves to play with anything but... i don't know yet #she almost swallowed string for no reason so i don't know if i trust her with tassels #the hard part is figuring out what would go well with grey and white though. like they're both neutral colours but still #nooo she's ASLEEP asleep on the blanket 😭😭😭😭 #wondering if the border should be a hdc or a dc or a simple sl st though... #i was trying to follow a pattern that called for alternating sc and dc and i frogged all of it because it looked dumb on my yarn #so maybe i'll do a dc in honour of the pattern i did not follow whatsoever

[marcidonato]

one thing i have noticed about integra is that she almost always lights a cigar, then snuffs it before its even half way used, and then not even a scene later she will light a brand new one. she does this in manga, classic, and ultimate. multiple times. it always bothers me because that is so much wasted product and money. i dont know what the fuck is wrong with her .

these shots are less than 5 seconds apart btw

and she lit the new cigar not even like 10 minutes later in the same room ?

#txt #i talk about her like shes a test subject #but it bothers #me (only a smoker will notice this i guess) #but like it happens SO OFTEN IVE BEEN POINTING IT OUT SO MUCH AND TO MY FRIENDS #LIKE IT HAS TO BE DELIBERATE OR A JOKE ETP #anyway this is so dumb #hellsing #integra