#pls this would be so funny

[zootopiathingz]

Charlie: I’m so glad to welcome you to the Hazbin Hotel! I guarantee you’ll be redeemed in no time! So tell me, what did you do that made you decide to join us here?

“Well sometimes I pour milk in the bowl before the cereal”

Charlie: …yeah sorry I can’t help you there.

#hazbin hotel #incorrect quotes #does this count lol #shitpost #charlie morningstar #pls this would be so funny

[ultradetectivegeek]

Manifesting a win for Logan today y’all.

#F1 #logan sargeant #pls this would be so funny

[technovillain]

wait it would be super funny if Sasha found out about the whole Loboto/Oleander thing not firsthand but through Sheegor's mind... and he's just absolutely baffled and disgusted and scarred

#pls this would be so funny #.txt #hcs

[gojoidyll]

Please normalize naming pets after household items/food/clothing/etc.

"Did you brush socks today?"

"Hey I'm going to take Doormat for a walk."

"Yeah...I have to get TV checked for heartworms."

"Don't forget to feed Dish Rag later."

#pets #pet names #pls this would be so funny #my sense of humor is broken #i named my dog socks btw-

[serenitywhitlock]

If this is how phantom holds his guitar how tf do think he holds babies

#phantom ghoul #ghost #ghost ghouls #ghostbc #nameless ghouls #pls doodle in response it would be so funny #aether ghoul #aurora ghoulette #cirrus ghoulette #sodo ghoul #swiss ghoul #ghost fandom #ghost band

[awientan]

they think everythin a fuckign game

#jamil gota lock in every second of his day #kalim at every moment azul in class and thes e two chumps in clubtime i would go insame too #truth be told i wasnt that much of a big fan of jamil but ive posted him 3 times already and im already brewin up a few new stuff for him #is thta a problem #i dont have anytying funny to say #i read elusive samurai its so goof pls give it. Achance #wrist waters on my neck #okay srs tags i thimk #twst #twisted wonderland #disney twisted wonderland #twst fanart #twst jamil #jamil viper #twst floyd #floyd leech #twst ace #ace trappola #eugheoeoeheioe #the three are my skrukly bugglies #anywho #my art

[saywhatyouwillbut]

jean picking up on andrew and neil, then immediately going "but that's none of my business" is comedy gold to me

#i need him to gossip to the trojans about them to curry favor #pls it would be so funny #aftg #the sunshine court #the sunshine court spoilers #aftg spoilers

[itsmespicaa]

"Whoops, so sorry. Where are the shears for the least expensive clothes? Looks like it's not this one."

#chiori #genshin impact #chiori genshin #fanart #spica draws #translating directly from the CN teaser #THIS IS MY OFFERING TO HER PLS COME HOME EARLY PLSLSPLSPFDH AAAAAAAA I HAVE HER GUARANTEED BUT STILL QWQ EARLY WOULD BE AMAZING #good luck to everyone who's also pulling!!! #i love her so much its not even funny omg HFJKSDHF IT WAS LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT !!!! i have everything ready for her qwq #i love elegant women who can kick my ass and call me names #her indifferent sassy and idgaf attitude is so....*chefs kiss*

[furiosophie]

He looks back down at the baby – Andy – with her lick of dark hair and her splotchy pink skin. Even though she can’t be more than a month old, probably not even, the resemblance to her father – to Hob’s friend – is already uncanny. She looks imperious, a little disapproving, like she’ll nap in his arms if she has to since she doesn’t want to be rude, but privately she thinks the conditions aren’t quite befitting an infant of her station.

Hob loves her instantly, instinctively, in a way that he thinks is going to be nearly impossible to get over.

real people by spqr (@andthepeople)

#dreamling #dream x hob #hob gadling #dream of the endless #PLS GO READ THIS FIC IT IS SO GOOD #it made me cry on the plane #honestly just the ultimate comfort fic #couldn't get the image of them carrying Andy around in that baby björn out of my head #i know they would prob not have gone for a pink one but I needed a color contrast so uh #just pretend they got it as a hand me down #or simply that hob thought it would be funny to break up dreams monochrome fit #anyway the sandman brain rot continues #soph arts

[somedudewithantlers]

just tumblr things

#i feel like someone’s probably already made this but whatever #royal family #king charles iii #crab rave #tumblr stuff #england #pls let us have another event like september 8th that would b so so funny #if he dies some crazy fandom thing has 2 happen at the same time #meme #homemade memes

[ssaraexposs]

Being Dazai's favorite subordinate

Expectations:

Reality:

#pls this is too funny #dazai is such a weird one #i really don't know how can the ada keep up with him #i wonder if he used to speak like that to chuuya too #i'm not so sure aku would actually like to be in atsushi's place lol #to aku dazai is a god #to atsushi he's just a very weird senpai #four years really change a man huh #thank you odasaku i guess #bsd #bsd manga #atsushi nakajima #dazai osamu #akutagawa ryunosuke #bungo stray dogs

[reineydraws]

wanted: marine hunter takanome mihawk

#shanks: oh i want him alright #dracule mihawk #takanome mihawk #one piece #one piece fanart #op fanart #i accidentally went way extra on this than i intended to 💀 i got bored waiting for my brother + my phone was charging #it was just supposed to be a b&w sketch with his eyes yellow or red but it got out of hand when i was like 'maybe i'll do skin for funsies' #ah well. im really starting to get into painting with this one brush. one day i'll merge it with the style i use more #cuz rn i tend to break out the painting only when i wamt smth a liiiiittle👌 more realistic. #i stress that 'little' bc calling my style 'realistic' in any sort of way feels inaccurate lol #i digress #i love imagining marine hunter mihawk being some teenage punk between the ages of 17 and 23 #idk when he became a warlord but if he had this epithet even before roger's death that would put him in mid-to-late teens #since at roger's execution he was 19 amd already had yoru #so it's kinda funny to imagine the marines being hunted by some teenager with dramatic sideburns and an even more dramatic sword #last post of the year! :) #i had no chill this month. pls dont expect anything on my blog again till march lol. #(im half-serious; im going on vacation for all of february and i have some prior pieces i need to focus on in jan haha. we'll see tho!)

[magician-under-the-m00nlight]

aptx!kaito au in which Shinichi doesn't know aptx exists and feels insane that his leading theory is "a six year old is the mastermind behind Kaitou Kid"

#no I don't know how this would logically work I just thought it'd be funny #and yes this would fuck up countless meetings and character arcs but consider: the CHAOS #this au is a gift to me from me bc ch1120 is making me pop a vein and I needed a pick-me-up <3 #Shinichi humbling arc but it's because he keeps getting outsmarted by (what he thinks is) a literal 6 yo #(given that he never ran into the org and doesn't know shrinking is possible plus Kaito is much better at acting like a normal child) #and KID gets to bully Shinichi. as a treat #pls don't look at the drawing too closely ajdhhdhd tis just a dood in this cheap little notebook I got as a handout #somehow I find it easier to draw in places other than my sketchbook... less pressure to do it well and fill up all the blank space I guess #kuroba kaito #kaitou kid #kid the phantom thief #kudou shinichi #jimmy kudo #does anyone even call him that anymore it's so cursed. JIMMY #dcmk #detective conan #magic kaito #detco #idk what to call this au... #kinda want it to have something to do w the 'the truly impossible' sherlock quote hmmm #redefining the improbable AU #maybe? #shrunken!kaito #aptx!kaito

[kickbutts-singsongs]

This is kind of a crack thought, but I’d love it if Horikoshi made DFO canon

but in the most anticlimactic way possible.

Like, we don’t see it during Bakugou’s fight, we don’t see it during Midoriya’s fight (and Shigaraki’s memories), but instead it’s after everything is over.

Everybody’s healing and getting better, and then Izuku and Katsuki, bored out of their minds, just decide to watch the footage of all the fights.

Squished together on a hospital bed, they’re watching Bakugou’s footage first (cuz Kacchan sugoi) and then Izuku’s like “hmmm hold on why does AFO look familiar?”

and then when they’re done, they watch All Might’s footage and Izuku’s eyes bug out of his head and goes “HOLY SHIT WAIT THATS MY DAD”

And then Katsuki just goes “huh. no wonder the fucker wasn’t around.”

and they just. move on.

#pls it would be so funny #I’m not a dfo theorist #but I’d die laughing if hori did this #like as a last minute fan service #bnha #mha #dfo #dfo theory #bnha spoilers #mha spoilers #bnha 415 #mha 415 #all for one #midoriya izuku #bakugou katsuki #bakudeku #bkdk #my thoughts

[sukibenders]

I love ADOW, season three being my favorite because I really enjoyed how they handled Matthew's and Diana's relationship, specifically adding more moments that weren't weighed down by the plot of them being together even when the world was trying to pull them apart. But I am forever thankful for season three giving me that scene of pregnant Diana eating snacks beside Matthew while he was just laid across the bed, resting his chin on his arms. Like it was so cute.

#a discovery of witches #adow #adowtv #diana bishop #matthew de clermont #like s3 added more scenes of matthew being chill and even funny sometimes i really liked that #bc he was not my fave character in s1 & 2 and left me saying--dude chill pls---most of the time #but s3 he mellowed out more and thankfully so #i wish more people would watch this show or that I could find people who do 😭

[hood-ex]

Dick's funny as a character because he'll be really intense and other characters will look at him and be like yo wtf is his problem, and then next thing you know, he'll be honking his nose and clapping his clown shoes for strangers on some random Saturday night.

#no but it's so funny #linda thinks dick's the most intense man she's ever met and i would pay to see her reaction to dick acting like a total clown at the circus #like pls. dick meeting her in full clownsona #Dick Grayson