#relatable motherfucker

[em-kgm]

dndads animatic wip

#i met grant wilson in season 1 i said i love this kid i would die for him #i was right #i love you too season 2 grant #relatable motherfucker #dungeons and daddies #dndads #dndads s2 #grant wilson #grant li wilson #lincon li wilson

[hajihiko]

(Ok so I got my timings wrong this hangout does not happen in the Funhouse but you get it)

Fuyuhiko is always down to hang out with Hajime, but doesnt seem to get why it keeps happening.

#He goes from 'sure I guess we can hang out' to 'dude I'm not fun why are you hanging out w me' to 'I enjoy our time :) ' #Little insecure motherfucker. Also they only ever talk! A lot of the others do hobby related things #But Hajime and Fuyuhiko exclusively hang out and chat #Idk what that means but yeah. first an last dialogue panel is canon btw #Hajime hinata #Fuyuhiko kuzuryu #Sdr2 #Super danganronpa 2 #Danganronpa 2 #Danganronpa #super danganronpa goodbye despair #Kuzuhina #An art

[anonymocha]

are you gonna be there with me?

taco bell commercial song got me dyking

#and of course i project it to this motherfucker #Medicine Pocket #reverse 1999 #reverse 1999 fanart #mochadoodles #LETS EAT YUH YUH #found this song in a lesbian breakcore mix but GIRL it aint breakcore 😂 #still rocks tho #10/10 got me imagining an unholy relationship between a vampire and a huntress in a secret relationship #with guns #femme4femme type beat holy shit #sorry the tags are not related with medpoc im having a moment here #but if the song dont have lesbian undertones i would’ve not liked it THIS much 😭 #that is a single piece of plain bread w nothing but possibly mold on it btw #i posted this during the day on purpose so not many people see it oop #next up: King Princess's PAIN remix cover #this gay ass post got shadowbanned what a day to be alive #/pos #that means im doing it right

[write-it-motherfuckers]

Person A: “Hey, are you and (Person B) related by any chance?”

Person C: “What? No! What the fuck made you think that?”

Person A: “Just noticed a uh... uncanny resemblance, that’s all.”

Person C: “...I feel like I should be offended.”

#write-it-motherfuckers #writing prompt #writing prompts #writing #prompt #story prompt #story prompts #story #prompts #my prompt #original #random #imagine #story time motherfucker #dialogue #dialogue prompt #person a and person b #incorrect quotes #incorrect quote #this trope is entertaining no matter what direction you take it in. Both the Plot Twist They ARE related version and the #Definitely Not Related But Still Unnervingly Similar route. Endless opportunities for comedy #as always the tags are only ever a suggestion #sass #sarcasm #sarcastic #trope #funny #silly #comedy

[frnkiebby]

literally me for the next five days. if ever there was a frimage to perfectly encapsulate what i’m like/look like during a specific time. this one. this one here.~🎃

#i love him. #this stupid scraggly ass motherfucker #never in my life has he ever been more relatable #pls send help #frnkiebby #frank iero #mcr #frnkiero #mcrmy #mcr5 #frnkie #my chemical romance #my chem #ilhsm

[moopermoment]

you know what, fuck it. time to post stuff for my in stars and time club penguin crossover because i'm cringe and free

Agent/Ace as Siffrin Rookie as Mirabelle Dot as Isabeau Sensei as Odile Klutzy as Bonnie

there's more characters i have as penguins but those are the main party!

agent is created by @tofudemaru

also ISAT spoilers below:

ace getting a little quirky and mal du pays ace

#meepo art #club penguin #penguinronpa #in stars and time #ISAT club penguin au #agent penguinronpa #rookie #dot the disguise gal #sensei #klutzy the crab #okay so. tags notes: #yes i know it's funny to make any character a crab in an au for a universe where crabs are hated #and funnier given how many times bonnie says crab in the game #but it made sense given who siffrin was in this au!!! #jet pack guy would have made equal sense as isabeau and jpg would be isa if rookie was siffrin #but i went with dot because dotgent and the surprising amount of things they have in common #and of course. agent siffrin isn't just because protags™ #these two motherfuckers have a shocking amount in common that i don't want to get into because i'm already clogging my damn tags #send me an ask if you want more info about au idk #and one more thing. i would tag insertdisc5 but yet again. it would too embarassing to tag her in a club penguin related about her game lma

[moistcheese]

WHATS UP MOTHERFUCKERS IM BACK. Is Tumblr even still alive?

#memes #relatable memes #meme #funny memes #tumblr memes #humor #funny #wake up motherfuckers #im back

[splickedylit]

excerpting

Domestic Diplomacy II is turning out to be even more "splickedy gratuitously gets caught in the weeds of xenosociology and alien language barriers, the fic sequel" and tbh I'm not mad about it

--

“Oh, your moirail!” says Jade, and bounces upright, ignoring John’s wary little soft human cautionary hiss.  To your vague surprise, she’s apparently learned enough not to do the human holding-out-a-hand gesture they usually do when they’re introduced; she clasps her hands in front of her, nonexistent claws politely folded in, and ducks her head briefly forward and to one side, careful not to jab at him with her nonexistent horns. 

It's a pretty passable greeting—for a social equal, which is its own bizarre issue, considering he’s a highblood.  But relatively non-offensive, for a human, and fortunately for her she’s picked a highblood who isn’t likely to give a shit.  Gamzee laughs out loud and gives his own lazy-ass version of a greeting back, a vague twist of his wrists and dip of his head, condescending to use an equal’s greeting back at her.   When he says “Gamzee Makara,” there’s a hint of a threatening buzz to it, a testing you should know to respect me warning—you could have told him she’d show absolutely no sign of hearing it, which is exactly what happens.

“I’m Jade Harley!  I meet you,” Jade says, a carefully neutral statement-of-fact greeting—not fawning or hostile.  You don’t know if humans are out here just learning neutral address no matter what, or if this human particularly just doesn’t give a shit that your moirail’s a fuck-off mutant-huge highblood with horns that scrape the ceiling of the block—by the expectant way she looks up at Gamzee afterward, she wouldn’t give much of a shit either way.  Out of all of the humans, Jade Harley might actually win the prize for giving the least shits, no matter what Rose and Dave like to pretend.

“Yeah, I meet you too, motherfucker,” says Gamzee, looking incredibly amused, and glances down at you.  “She’s a rude-ass little motherfuckin’ toothful, huh?  I like her.”

“Of course you do,” you say, pained.  “Don’t take it personally, alright?  You’re not a highblood here, they don’t get highbloods.”

“Oh, best friend,” says Gamzee, and kisses your nugbone again, embarrassingly.  “I’m a highblood wherever the fuck I go.  It’s cool though.  Squishy-ass little motherfuckers won’t get any grief from me.”

“<Motherfucker>,” Jade repeats behind you, and switches back to English, in the bright, wide verbal tone you’re starting to learn means ‘smiling and happy’, weird interstitial ‘vowel’ breath-sounds further back in the throat through pulled-back mouth-corners.  “Hmm, <motherfucker>…  Oh, neat!  Is that dialect?  It sounds like, ahh, what’s that other word.  Kk—kkkht—  Uh, dammit.  You guys need to learn how to use vowels—  It sounds like <;brother>.”

“It is like,” you say, surprised despite yourself.  “&lt;Brother> is a troll, and <motherfucker> you put it all spots you want.  It’s a thing, it’s a troll, it’s a, tss, a doing-things word, it’s a name.  It’s bad, it’s good.  Any spot you want.  And he does want, for all those, all the time.”

#splickedydrabbles #Homestuck #Domestic Diplomacy #me staring into the distance: what if 'motherfucker' and 'brother' are translated different but they're related words in alternian.... #what if 'brother' and 'sister' aren't different words theyre just translated in english based on gender but there's no distinction actually #it's all the word I tend to translate as 'kin'/'family'/'fam' lol but gendered by english-speakers for comprehension #what if alternian greetings have implicit settings for 'i'm hostile to you' and 'i'm trying to be non-offensive and polite' #and the lack of either is an implicit message of 'we're equals' which comes with its own social baggage RE: castes #what if I approached Homestuck as though it was implicitly a translated text ala JRR Tolkein's meta-narrative of Lord of the Rings #''Alternian wouldn't spell his name 'karkat vantas' of course but it's been anglicized for the audience with additional vowel sounds'' #'when his tone of voice is referenced in this line it of course actually refers to his engagement of his third subvocal chatterbox--'' #WHAT IF-- #I am frothing at the damn mouth I love fucking around in this sandbox so much I will make up ALL the societal/cultural indicators #this is the casual/semi-formal/court-formal code-switching in Save a Horse Ride a Dragon all over again lmao NO REGERTS

[toxooz]

omg i literally love wheelbitten as a comic and ur art is amazing

random question but how long have u been drawing as an artist and do u have advice.............

thank uuuu and I've been drawin my ass off since I could hold a pencil and I'm 24 (25 next month) now so this shit wasn't overnight by any means lmfao idk the way i did it was have A Thing that you like drawing and just draw the fuck outa it and eventually you'll get better for sure whether it be the desire to get better at drawing said thing makes you do research and study something to become better at it or just literal muscle memory from drawing said thing so much. I had lil spouts of taking time to get better at specific things like anatomy, shading, ect. by studying it but overall i just subconsciously got better by mentally picking up new things everytime i draw and analyzing the world around me. Even recently i got to see that with drawing tactical gear (that ive never really drawn before and never wanted to draw in my life) soley bc i just REALLY fukkin love Ghost and Konig

i went from being terrified and intimidated of drawing tactical gear (even trying to put a gun in front of it as if that was any better lmfao) it used to be vague as hell and my brain would shut down just trying to look at the references(i remember having a ''shit man am i even gunna be able to draw these characters???'' moment of dread the first time i was drawing Konig pffft) to absolutely loving drawing tactical gear and seeing how much more detailed i can make it with every new drawing, so a complete 180 but that's bc im just totally obsessed with the characters and drawing is how i express that sO thats mainly what i mean by just have a thing that you love and want to draw and the rest should follow with time, patience, and practice. I think it's about training your brain and motivation to pick up on details or a certain way something looks in lighting (or lack thereof) bc my brain is probably wired a certain way after art being like a centerpiece of my development to the point to where drawing is just What I Do and at this point if i dont draw for even a few days i start getting vaguely antsy and fidgety it's crazy lmfao SO idk if this is worded like i need it to but yeah art and the act of drawing can be frustrating as hell but it should be enjoyable and rewarding above all else at the end of the day!

#i drew bc the piece of shit im unfortunately biologically related to drew a lot when we were kids so id just copy her #then i drew winged wolves and dragons and the occasional horse for like 7 years then The Axel obsession started #where i drew axel from kindom hearts literally all the time and had 870000 aus for him where i would draw for all of them #when i tell you the obsession for him was catastrophic u best believe but it kept me drawing like a motherfucker until i made my monster oc #which was around the age of 15 is when i started consistently drawing humanoids #OH YEAH i had a whole lion king phase too in 2011 where i would strictly draw lions all the time and my first record of drawing online was #on the lion king fanart archive (which i still visit to look back its like visiting an old janky friend:') ) #but yeah then my heart was stolen by my ocs and all the potential designs i could make them #and thats where i am now aside from the festering COD masked men obsession boiling over in the corner AHA #so basically latch onto an obsession and pick up that damn pencil #even as a kid if i liked anything the immediate connection was trying to draw it #didnt matter how weird to draw or undrawable it was my ass would be in that notebook bc its the only way i know how to express myself lmfao #this is long as fuck but NOW im out peace skskksk

[catboybiologist]

It is another late night where I have yet another amount of work to do before the next day and am still on Tumblr anyways

#motherfucker I KNOW this shit is adhd related #its a brick fucking wall of productivity I just hit #and having the diagnosis without meds just makes it more frustrating now tbh #howd I ever make it to a PhD lmao

[zhongli-lover-69]

house is such a manipulative little CUNT he is my babygirl i'm going to slice him into paper-thin little segments and wet mount each one onto a slide and examine him bit by bit under a MICROSCOPE. bitch IDIOT.

#house md #s2e7 #i'm going to wring his scrawny little neck #(he's my favorite character) #the moment when house apologized and stacy apologized and they were looking at each other and house stayed still but stacy was moving in #to kiss him. just a little. just a bit. slowly slowly. #bitch ass MOTHERFUCKER you're orchestrating this you're proving yourself right #and you're relating all of this to your poor little workwife (wilson) who looks upon your actions w disdain but ultimately does nothing to #stop you or to tell stacy about your manipulative cuntish little ways #GHHGHGJKGLGL;JGKL;JGKLGJL #again. i'm going to wring his scrawny little neck. #i'm going to kill him with my bare hands #great episode btw. fucking love this show

[stardew-obsessed-ora]

i redecorated my stardew home (will post once stardew stops shitting itself) and morris just keeps staring at everything.

i LOVE the enthusiasm real glad I made the decisions I did (id also zone out staring at a lamp for 2 hours. can't judge)

(i thought he was going toward the kid but no he just stops dead in front of the lamp and stays there)

#sdv morris #sdv #stardew valley #stardew #stardew valley morris #update: still staring at the lamp #pretty sure he's a moth #honestly relatable love that lamp consuming fellow #also i need to show a gif of how fast this motherfucker runs #like ill be waking up getting ready and planning what to do in game and he just SPEEDS BY #like ??? what makes him so fast. what magic. its horrifying.

[allgremlinart]

u can join my hypersexuals supporting asexuals/ace spectrum squad 2day admittance is free

#idk I feel like sometimes on this site people have a hard time empathizing with people who they cant relate too/whose experiences they cant #understand. but like 🫡 zamn just cus u dont get it dont mean u cant be there for a motherfucker. this goes all ways all days. #*to not too. <- neurotic

[lesbianspeedy]

this is like incredibly niche but was anyone here on reneetwt like what. a month ago? when #That pic dropped and the subsequent hour before it was revealed it was kinda a leak?

bc i think about it at least once a week. not even the picture itself, just the EVENT it was on twitter. i have NEVER, NEVER. seen a fandom assemble so quickly to erase all traces of conversation. i saw the pic get posted while on the tube and by the time i arrived home it was nowhere to be found. i genuinely think if i wasnt there during that (and if the occasional bad faith tiktok didnt get posted) i would have no fucking clue it exists, i havent seen it posted or even MENTIONED a single time on twitter since. its like insane.

#the erasure of that picture is genuinely the most impressive thing ive ever seen in a fandom space #i know for a fact every single person has it saved to their camera roll. but i have not seen a peep of it since its fucking crazy #i have a video of me scrolling my for you timeline and its just that picture posted over and over and over #and pfp changes and conversation about it etc #and then as soon as it was pulled it was GONE. #all tweets relating to it immediately deleted #ride or motherfucking die

[sergle]

I can't really understand the whole need to nut. That said, go off you nutty people since that's what you want to do after all :p

THIS MOTHERFUCKER DOESN'T ENJOY PLEASURE

#sorry for calling you a motherfucker I needed it for the joke #but really HUH. I cannot relate to you at all #sergle answers #mf doesn't like the happy hormones released after a nut!!!

[todayisafridaynight]

YOUR PREV POST IS SOOO REAL DUDE. Mine scolding daigo was the hottest thing ever bro and daigo himself saying other than kashiwagi mine is the only guy who has the balls to scold him like that.. giggling and kicking my feet in the airrrrrr

no thats what im saying like im going to throw up and cry and i will simply need thirty minutes alone its so good whenever i thinka bout it ..........

#snap chats #SECOND ANON YOURE SO REAL LIKE I LOVE KIRYU BUT SOMETIMES HE NEEDS TO GET KICKED IN THE PANTS #ALLEGEDLY. #balancing being a kiryu and daigo fan is so real ...... i love daigo and kiryu was mad unfair to him #but i also love kiryu because he's so messy but also means well but intention is lost on actiona nd ouuugughh...... #mine's frustration is so relatable too like seeing- even just a friend Period- stress themselves out like that #and you just wanna grab them by the shoulders and shake them and be like MOTHERFUCKER !!!!!!!!!!!! lovingly. #like UGH its so good ... its also an aspect of mine i love so much #like yes he wants bonds and relationships but that doesnt make him a doormat or a yesman yk what i mean #like he'll agree with daigo and follow daigo on things but he won't always agree if he thinks he has a better idea #whether that idea Is actually better is not relevant the point is i love how he can disagree with daigo but still adore him #and vice versa in that daigo can take that criticism and not take it so personally and values it #hmm... i love mine and daigo i think ....... together and as individuals.... they just ... //mashes dolls together// #they go together so well .... complete each other even ... im sorry im being menty