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wereowl · 8 days

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17 and 36 for bookworm asks?

Thank you for the asks, @halfthealphabet!

#17 Favorite finished book series.

This one is pretty easy: Bartimaeus sequence by Jonathan Stroud. I read it more than 10 years ago and reread it several times since then. It made Stroud my favorite author ever (Lockwood and Co is another one of his excellent series and I can't wait to read the last book in Scarlett and Browne). It's marketed as a middle grade but it's one of those books you can read at any age. The first book reads a bit younger than the rest but things get dark and heavy pretty fast. It has a compelling plot, a great worldbuilding, but it's main selling point are its characters. Quite honestly, they (especially Bartimaeus himself) should be my answer to the following question as well.

#36 Your absolute most favorite character(s) from any book you've ever read.

Bartimaeus, hands down. I didn't want to say the same thing twice, though, so I kept thinking what other characters lived in my heart rent free for who knows how many years and will continue to do so even in the future... (it doesn't feel right to answer the question with books I've read recently, who knows if they stay with me the way old favorites did). And I have come up with a character from a series that will never be finished, a series its author started to hate and actively sabotaged, a series I'm scared to reread because I'm worried it won't live up to my memories: Cal Leandros from Rob Thurman. It's a urban fantasy series with a snarky protagonist whom I love with all my heart. He is a funny, sarcastic asshole with daddy issues (well...) who hates the world (and himself), but who grows over the course of 10 books until the bitter end (and by that I mean it ends with a cliffhanger and the last book will never be written).

#books #bartimaeus #jonathan stroud #cal leandros #rob thurman #ask

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rhisardthewizard · 7 months

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Ohh, fuck. Okay, so I read That Stupid Fucking Book (fourth wing) so that a friend would make good on her promise to read Cal Leandros, and I *also* reread all but the last Cal book in preparation for the *opinions* I know my girl is gonna have.

And now I have to go read the "last" Cal book and face down that cliffhanger again, and I genuinely don't know if I'm strong enough.

#cal leandros #fourth wing #rob thurman #robyn thurman #I'll never hate any book as much as i love Cal #caliban leandros #niko leandros #robin goodfellow #hello innocent shakespeare fans please return to your MND fics #fourth wing spoilers

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star-reyes · 9 months

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X-Force #70-81 "The Road Trip arc"

"X-Force Fun Fact: While many superhero groups are funded by the government or wealthy patrons, the members of X-Force refuse to sell out. Consequently, they're broke."

Writer: John Francis Moore, Joseph Harris

Pencils: Adam Pollina, Andy Smith, Mike S. Miller

Inks: Mark Morales, Team X, Hanna & Parsons, Rob Still

Letters: Richard Starkings/Comicraft, Emerson Miranda, Kolja Fuchs

Colors: Marie Javins, John Kalisz, Gloria Vasquez, Steve Buccellato, Guillermo Zubiaga

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comicbooktradingcards · 2 years

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Upper Deck Marvel 80th Anniversary (2018)

#156 Domino

#domino #neena thurman #marvel #rob liefeld #comic book trading cards #marvel trading cards #udmr1

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chongoblog · 2 years

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It’s the medley with all the Mad Rat Songs, but each one is also a mashup!

That’s 40 mashups in one!

Your Mondays have never been more mad......

Audio sources used under the cut (warning: it’s big)

SONGS USED

(Shoutouts to Garf aka @garfffffff for compiling this list)

-Funny Christmas In July Commercial: HHGregg

-Rats Birthday Mixtape: Jerma985

-Crawling: Linkin Park

-Last Surprise: Shoji Mogeru, Lin

-S.L.A.B Freestyle: Chip the Ripper

-Look At Me Now (Busta Rhymes): Chris Brown

-Uma Thurman: Fall Out Boy

-September: Earth Wind and Fire

-September: The Living Tombstone

-Gangnam Style: PSY

-Bodies: Drowning Pool

-MAD RAT DEAD RAP: DYES IWASKI, Johnarabushi, TOPHAMHATKYO

-A Cruel Angel's Thesis: Yoko Takahashi

-Anthropology: AwkwardMania

-Other Friends: Sarah Stiles

-Break Stuff: Limp Bizkit

-London Bridge: Fergie

-My Own Worst Enemy: Lit

-It's Tricky: Run D.M.C

-Bubblegum Bitch: Marina and the Diamonds

-All I Want: The Offspring

-Bitch: Meredith Brooks

-Smooth: Santana, Rob Thomas

-Starships: Nicki Minaj

-Excuse My Rudeness But Could You Please RIP: Calliope Mori

-Sexy Back: Justin Timberlake

-Big Time Rush: Matthew Gerrard, Logan Henderson, Carlos PenaVega, James Maslow, Kendall Schmidt

-Lose Control: Missy Elliot

-Paralyzer: Finger Eleven

-Black Betty: Ram Jam

-Numb: Linkin Park

-Freaking Out: Mystery Skulls

-Witch Doctor: David Seville

-Party in the USA: Miley Cyrus

-Monkey Watch: Tsunku

-Its Party Time: Titanic: The Animated Musical

-Uptown Funk: Mark Ronson

-Hollaback Girl: Gwen Stefani

-Payphone: Maroon 5

-Every Time We Touch: Cascada

-GALO SENGEN: The Policemen

-Down With the Sickness: Disturbed

-ALKATRAZ: DEMONDICE, DYES IWASAKI

-Feel Good Inc: Gorillaz

-7th Element - Vitas

-BRAIN POWER: NOMA

-Guillotine: Death Grips

-Shake That - Eminem, Nate Dogg

-I Don't Wanna Stop: Ozzy Osborne

-Jones BBQ Foot Massage: bigdogeatchild

-Boombastic: Shaggy

-Dare: Gorillaz

-little update on the rat situation TikTok: baddiebhee

-Lone Digger: Caravan Palace

-THE HERO!!: Jam Project

-Wake Me Up When September Ends: Green Day

-How to Save a Life: The Fray

-Fireflies: Owl City

-Goodbye: Bo Burnham

-Outside: Calvin Harris, Ellie Goulding

#mashup #mad rat dead #mad rat monday #i know it isnt monday but i wanted to post the audio post for this asap #mad rat eternity

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dykenav · 8 months

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finally watching rwrb movie…. first question why does alex’s laptop have a UT sticker if he’s supposed to be living in the white house in DC. secondly june not being in this is not only robbing us of an iconic girlboss side character but also makes alex an only child which throws his vibes WAY off. something disturbing abt his personality being Like That as an only child. can’t explain it. thirdly who tf is this twunk journalist in the cafe. Uma Thurman is slaying of course. no notes. I wanna know what they paid her to be in this.

#rwrb #rwrb movie #also I feel like the actor who plays alex is overacting and its making his Weird Only Child Vibes worse #only 23 min in. lets see what these faggots can do

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gintrinsic-writing · 1 month

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1 and 19 for the ask game!

Ack, sorry, Latte! I'm not sure how I missed this ask.

do you know how you want the story to end when you start, or are you just stumbling through the figurative wilderness hoping to find a road?

Oh definitely. The ending is extremely important to me. I never have it written out ahead of time (most of my ending lines are written very in-the-moment as I reach them), but I need to know the direction things are heading in in order to create the frame of emotions I'm wanting to leave readers with.

19. what are some books or authors that influenced your style the most?

Intentionally? No idea. I can tell you that in middle school I was reading a lot of Robert Jordan, Anne Rice, Orson Scott Card (probably too much Card lol). I LOVED Golding's Lord of the Flies and read it twice. In high school, I was more on Robin Hobb, Rob Thurman, and Steven King. In college, I started reading more fanfic than novels since it was an easier source of gratification between all the assigned reading. Though I did devour Danielewski's House of Leaves, as well as a few other horror novels. In grad school, I... survived. Lol no reading outside of textbooks. So idk, it's hard to judge myself that way, but I'm sure there are little influences here and there!

#ask game #gintrinsic ask #thanks!!!!

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byneddiedingo · 11 months

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Uma Thurman and John Travolta in Pulp Fiction (Quentin Tarantino, 1994) Cast: Tim Roth, Amanda Plummer, John Travolta, Samuel L. Jackson, Bruce Willis, Ving Rhames, Uma Thurman, Christopher Walken, Maria de Medeiros, Harvey Keitel, Whaley, Rosanna Arquette, Eric Stoltz. Screenplay: Quentin Tarantino, Roger Avary. Cinematography: Andrzej Sekula. Production design: David Wasco. Film editing: Sally Menke. Watching Pulp Fiction again -- I don't know how many times I've seen it but it feels like a lot -- I'm struck by how much the film is about language. In a way that's appropriate, given that it was nominated for seven Oscars but won only for the screenplay by Tarantino and Roger Avary. And certainly language comes to the fore in the way the film tramples on taboos like the f-word and the n-word, which are repeated so often that you're numbed to the expected shock. And then there's the great biblical tirade by Jules (Samuel L. Jackson), extrapolated from a passage in Ezekiel and repeated three times to make sure we get the point that Jules is some kind of prophet. And of course there's the familiar pronouncement by Vincent (John Travolta) that the French call a quarter-pounder with cheese a Royale with cheese. But throughout the film characters encounter semantic problems, as when Jules asks Brett (Frank Whaley) what country he's from. The puzzled Brett asks, "What?" thereby provoking Jules's response, "'What' ain't no country I've ever heard of. They speak English in What?" Or when Esmeralda (Angela Jones) asks Butch (Bruce Willis) what his name means, and Butch replies, "I'm American, honey. Our names don't mean shit." Or when Pumpkin (Tim Roth) calls out, "Garçon! Coffee!" and the waitress (Laura Lovelace) corrects him: "'Garçon' means boy." Pumpkin and Honey Bunny (Amanda Plummer) have even decided to give up robbing liquor stores because they're owned by "too many foreigners [who] don't speak fucking English." For Pulp Fiction's characters language is a means of establishing dominance, as when Winston Wolfe (Harvey Keitel) refuses Vincent's request to say "please" when he's giving orders. It's also a way of establishing intimacy: When Vincent brings Mia (Uma Thurman) home after she has overdosed, she finally tells him the silly joke -- a pun on catch up/ketchup -- that she refused to tell him earlier. So maybe Pulp Fiction isn't exactly about language -- it's also about violence and God and a lot of other things -- but I don't know of many other films that are so memorable because of it.

#Pulp Fiction #Quentin Tarantino #Uma Thurman #John Travolta

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rawiswhore · 11 months

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Various WWF and ECW Wrestlers x Fem Reader- "Saturday Night Fever"

Those female dancers in D Generation X's and Chris Jericho's titantrons were dancers on the World Wrestling Federation's "Shotgun Saturday Night" show at the beginning of 1997.

You wanted to be one of those female dancers on "Shotgun Saturday Night" at the beginning of the year, and you somewhat were when you danced on a table those same dancers have danced on while you wore a cocktail dress, but you could barely be a female dancer on "Shotgun Saturday Night" due to the character you play in the WWF being a classy, elegant debutante dressed in evening gowns that reach your ankles.

Granted, during your debutante gimmick, you have worn some short cocktail dresses and took some provocative photos in wrestling magazines, as well as participated in the bikini contests the WWF made their women's division do at the 1997 Slammy Awards and at a house show.

You've carefully studied how the female dancers on "Shotgun Saturday Night" have danced, and some of their dancing isn't really very good and not all that sexy, especially the one wearing the patriotic American swimsuit where she was sitting on all fours and she looked like she was humping the stage.

But either way, near the end of February 1997, you invited some of the sexiest men in the World Wrestling Federation to the same place "Shotgun Saturday Night" has taken place in, where female dancers have danced on those stages.

The wrestlers you've invited are Jeff Hardy, Hunter Hearst Helmsley, Shawn Michaels, Nova and Raven from ECW, and Brian Pillman.

At the end of February that year, wrestling company ECW had some of their stars briefly invade the World Wrestling Federation.

One of ECW's biggest stars Rob Van Dam was a part of the WWF roster in the summer of 1997, he nearly even joined the WWF but then went back to ECW.

It's a shame that when ECW briefly invaded the WWF at the beginning of 1997 that Rob Van Dam wasn't a part of it.

When you invited these male wrestlers, you were dressed in a short spaghetti strapped babydoll negligee that reached your upper thighs.

Hunter, Shawn and Raven all had their long hair hanging down when you invited them and so did Nova, and Nova didn't wear any facepaint or drawn on marker on his face when you invited him to this stage you're going to dance on.

Nova would sometimes wear facepaint and have marker drawn on his face during his Blue World Order days, that's what I'm referring to.

These male wrestlers you've escorted to see you dance were dressed in regular street clothes and not their ring gear.

You would've invited Bret Hart, Davey Boy Smith and even the infamous Fake Razor Ramon (played by Rick Bognar) and Thurman Plugg, but you doubt Bret would be interested in seeing you dance.

The fake Razor Ramon may be one of the WWF's biggest flubs, but he was kind of handsome sometimes.

When you invited Shawn, Hunter, Jeff, Raven, Nova and Brian to this same place "Shotgun Saturday Night" has taken place in, the room was completely empty, with no wrestlers in the ring, no dancers on the table and no fans around the ring.

And that's perfect considering what you want.

While Shawn, Hunter, Jeff, Raven, Nova and Brian all circled around this table you were about to dance on with excited faces, you climbed on top of one of the tables that these same "Shotgun Saturday Night" dancers have danced on.

You actually climbed one of the tables that had a rope dangling in the middle of it, and once you stood on this stage next to the rope, your hands grabbed and gripped that rope, where you raised your feet and even your legs off of the stage and wrapped your thighs on top of a massive knot near the end of this rope.

As your hands held on to that rope while your feet were in the air, your body rotated and spun around in circles still keeping your feet up in the air.

You twirled around that rope while you hung on to it, leaning your body sideways.

What you did was something a female dancer did on "Shotgun Saturday Night" involving that same rope.

These male wrestlers immediately knew you were going to swing around on that rope, but they didn't mind it.

With smiles on their faces, many of them clapped their hands and cheered, a few of them like Shawn Michaels and Brian Pillman even whistled at you like how men whistle at attractive women.

That's known as a wolf whistle as it's called.

Your knees were sticking straight up in the air as you swung around that rope, sometimes arching your head back as you're twirling around the rope but your feet are off of the stage, the calves of your legs crossed at the ankles to hang on to that rope.

"Man, I wanna give her a dollar or more" Shawn Michaels said with a grin.

"Maybe we should" Brian suggested.

Some of these men like Shawn, Hunter and Brian agreed with giving you money since you're dancing like a stripper, and those 3 men pulled their wallets out of their pockets and pulled some dollar bills out of their leather wallets, where they slid some money onto the stage.

Is it the best thing for them to throw money at the stage at you since you might slip and fall down on top of it?

Although, you can hear what they're saying.

You'd rather spin around on a steel silver stripper pole rather than on a rope.

After spinning around for a while around that rope, you placed your feet back on the stage and removed your thighs and legs off of the bottom of the rope.

Your turned your body around until your back was turned in front of these wrestlers.

Your ass was sticking out in front of these men and your chest and head were bent, and you began to bounce your ass a little bit while your ass was sticking out.

Your panties were covering your vulva and peeking under your outfit, and while you bounced and jiggled your ass as you held on to this rope, Brian Pillman, Hunter Hearst Helmsley and Shawn Michaels were cheering for you seemingly twerking for them.

Those 3 men all had grins on their faces as you bounced your ass in front of them, and then you began to roll your ass around in a circle while your torso and head were still bent.

You then straightened up your body by raising your torso and head up and one of your hands of your hands let go of the rope, where you began to walk and strut in a circle around that rope with your feet on the stage.

You were a little bit dizzy after spinning around that rope, but at least it wasn't too fast.

Your feet luckily didn't slip on the money that was placed on the stage, and the money on the stage was on the corner of this stage.

Some of these men are tempted into masturbating to you, though would they get arrested?

You stopped walking in a circle around that rope, but you began to sway your hips left and right while your hand held that rope.

One of your arms raised up in the air as you swayed your hips back and forth, where you grinned and smiled swaying your hips left and right, sometimes even rolling your ass back in a circle.

You didn't arch your head back and roll your head around in circles like one of the "Shotgun Saturday Night" dancers did, what she did was a little weird.

"You gonna pick up that money?" Shawn asked, his hand pointing to the money on the stage.

"I will!" you replied.

It was probably a little too soon for these men to give you money.

Your hand let go of the rope you held and one of your arms swayed sideways next to you along with the sway of your hips.

When one of your arms was laying next to you, your opposite arm swayed sideways next to you to the sway of your hips.

While one of your arms swayed, the other arm stayed down, all while you swayed your body and hips.

This dance was a little bit weird.

Speaking of weird dances, you placed your hands on your hips and bent your knees a little bit, where you then let your thighs attach to each other and your knees knock together, only for your legs and knees to separate from each other.

These were the dances you did:

And yes, those are dancers from "Shotgun Saturday Night".

Would you look good if you stuffed the money these male wrestlers gave to you into the straps of your thong?

There are so many male wrestlers you wish could watch you dance, like Scott Hall, Rob Van Dam, Chris Jericho, Jim Powers from WCW, Tommy Rogers from the Fantastics, and eventually wrestlers like Christian Cage and Val Venis.

But those wrestlers are in other wrestling companies they're not allowed to cross over into, although Chris Jericho did nearly join the WWF in the mid 1990's, and Tommy Rogers eventually was briefly in the WWF in the summer of 1997.

There's other wrestlers you wish could watch you dance.

You then sat your ass down on the table you were dancing on, where you raised your legs and feet high up in the air while your legs were attached to each other and lean back your back, but then you lowered your legs down and crossed one of your legs on top of your other leg.

Your panties were exposed when you raised your legs and feet up in the air, which got a pop from these men watching you.

When you crossed your legs, you raised your back up and sat up straight, but your arms crossed each other near the elbows.

This is what you did:

Weird, but this was a dance the women on "Shotgun Saturday Night" did.

Somebody come get you, you're dancin' like a stripper.

Throughout your performance, Raven watched you with a smirk on his face, Nova was smiling at you, Jeff Hardy's hormones were raging deep down inside and he watched you with a smile on his face.

Brian Pillman, Hunter Hearst Helmsley and Shawn Michaels were the most animated during your performance.

Those 3 men were cheering for you (though so was Jeff Hardy and Nova), but Brian and Shawn were the loudest and happiest.

Hopefully no one will steal the money that Brian, Hunter and Shawn gave to you on the stage.

You then stood up on the stage and turned your body around until the side of your body was in front of these men.

With your head turned sideways looking at these men, you jolted and shook one of your hips sideways, jolting your hip in front of these men.

Your arms were up in the air when you pushed your hip forward in front of these men, where they got happy for you dancing for them.

You then rotated your body until your torso was in front of these wrestlers, where your arms crossed each other for a while and then you bent your knees and squatted yourself down a few inches from the stage, only for you to raise your body and straighten your legs back up when you stood.

When you stood up, your arms were crossed at the forearms and above your crotch, which your arms made the bottom of your dress raise up and expose your panties.

Your panties being exposed made these male wrestlers' eyes grow wide and eyebrows raise, giving you a pop and Shawn and Brian wolf whistling at you.

Your hands were pulling the bottom of your dress up without grabbing it, your hands were placed sideways at your hips when the bottom of your dress raised up.

Your forearms uncrossed and separated away from each other, which caused the bottom of your dress to drop down and cover your panties again.

You then bent your chest down forward in front of these men with one of your forearms placed across your stomach and your opposite arm crossing above your forearm at your stomach while you puckered your lips out to blow kisses at these male wrestlers.

Your forearms formed an "x" shape at your stomach, you weren't crotch chopping at these men however.

After your forearms were crossed, you separated your forearms together and then raised your chest and head until you were standing straight up.

You placed your hands on your hips and your mouth went back to a normal shape, where you swayed your hips back and forth.

You then squatted your body down near the stage and let one of your hands slide up from your vulva, where after you squatted you raised your body up until you stood straight.

You then received another cheer when you squatted your body down on the floor.

Although, wouldn't it make sense if your back was facing in front of these men and you squatted down, only for you to raise your body up, basically do a "slut drop" as it's called?

That was the final little dance you did, and you bent down and grabbed the money that these male wrestlers had given you, where you tucked and stuffed their money into the straps of your thong.

You don't care if these wrestlers give you a $1 bill, you already make enough money in the World Wrestling Federation.

In fact, it's a good thing they give you $1 because then they aren't wasting too much money.

After your performance, these male wrestlers circled around the table gave you a round of applause and whistled at you, cheering for you after your dance.

You wish you could've worn a thong bikini during this performance, but you didn't, just because of a moment where you pull your negligee up to show your panties.

Not to mention, if you wore this thong bikini in public, you'd get arrested.

Some of these male wrestlers like Hunter Hearst Helmsley were thinking how you memorized most of the "Shotgun Saturday Night" dancers' dances in order by date, that's amazing.

You didn't do your own dance that you did when you were brief dancer on "Shotgun Saturday Night".

Maybe you could've been a dancer on "Shotgun Saturday Night" as long as you weren't too slutty and risqué.

Sadly, Nova and Raven had to return to ECW, which made you upset.

But luckily, Rob Van Dam joined the WWF for a while, which made you happy.

When other sexy male wrestlers joined the WWF, like Rob Van Dam, Tommy Rogers, Jerry Lynn, Christian Cage, Sean Morley/Val Venis, etc., you did the same dances these women on "Shotgun Saturday Night" did for them.

#shawn michaels #hunter hearst helmsley #jeff hardy #raven #nova #brian pillman #wwf #1997 #90s #shotgun saturday night

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bad-comic-art · 2 years

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X-Force #1 (2004) “art” by Rob Liefeld

#domino #neena thurman #rob liefeld #marvel #comics

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seeingteacupsindragons · 7 months

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I'm late bc life, but I saw those book asks and immediately hoped you'd rb so I can ask you #2

So like. You know you don't need an ask list to just. Ask me questions. Right?

2. Top 5 books of all time?

Oh, Jeez. I'm really bad at picking top favorites and I have very nuanced thoughts on a lot of things, so this is hard to just go, "Favorites. Just Favorites. Generically."

Let's. See what I can do for you here.

The Night Room, probably. I read it at a Formative Age (middle school), and it really stuck with me hard. It's extremely re-readable, accessible but really nuanced and subtle in a lot of ways. Has kind of a Breakfast Club-y cast in a lot of ways, which is fun. Contemporary spec fic (although it's from the 90s, so, uh, don't expect cell phones or too much internet). There's a lot of references to things, and I just really like that in fiction personally. There's a little delight and bonus to me when I can see from a book how well-read the author is. Also it's literally dedicated to "The Crews of the Starships Enterprise." It would be a fun book to mark up for a lit class, I think.

The Goblin Emperor. This one was the runner up for the Hugo the year The Three Body Problem won. I'm a big fan of Sarah Monette/Katherine Addison's writing. She has a doctorate in the English and is very well versed in the Classics ad Renaissance Drama and holy crap can you tell. It's not that she references these things when she's writing, but the nuanced way characters talk and the way the worlds she writes are builds are just so very rich and dense and full of life. I was first introduced to her via the Doctrine of Labyrinths books, which are...extremely, extremely dark, but the character voice shifts make me so so so envious God I wish I could write like that oh My God. The Goblin Emperor, however, is slightly lighter and much more hopeful fare, which is much more my style. It's still dense and rich, but is slightly less about trauma and more about the difficulties of governance.

A Friend for Dragon. This is a picture book. I don't care. It's fucking great. It's about friendship and loneliness and grief.

The Case Files of Jeweler Richard. Look, I like my books as "Applied Queer Theory following two soft, snarky dumbasses." It's great, okay? There's flaws, sure, but it hits me deep in my heart and soul.

Ah, hell. This has gotten very hard. I want to list a go-to Comfort Read, but I don't think I have one. I don't re-read much anymore (I did a lot when I was a kid, just because I didn't have all access to as many books as how fast I read). Also half my books are in boxes right now so I can't just glance at my bookcases. I keep thinking of a lot of books I really liked once upon a time but had an emotional breakup with. And then hemming over, "I thought this book was great, but is it favorite?" But after scrolling through Story Graph for sometime, I think I'll pick Trick of the Light for this one. I really enjoyed Rob Thurman until she vanished into the ether, and while I certainly have some over all criticisms of her writing, I always enjoyed reading it anyway. And Trick of the Light, I don't know, appealed to me in a way some of her other series didn't. Maybe it was Zeke and Griffin (it was almost certainly Zeke and Griffin).

#books #reading #bookblr

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moxxie-joestar-1950 · 7 months

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Moxxie's bizarre adventure character argue over their favorite roblox game

chaz Thurman: vortex, what the fuck!? Tower of hell isn't the worst game on roblox!

Vortex hellhound: well, then explain to me how adopt me is worse!?

Chaz: ADOPT ME IS FUCKING CRINGE! & kids get scammed in the game every single day now, explain to me how the fuck tower of hell is the worst after that!

Vortex: tower of hell is one of games that made me break my expensive PC... It's game that horrifies people & makes them very "WRATH"...

Chaz: even so, adopt me is still awful! It's so cringey (that) I have to turn off my PC

Vortex: don't be fucking delusional, Chaz! I didn't call it the best (roblox) game!

Chaz: yeah, maybe we should end this argument-

John seed: IT'S 3AM & YOU GUYS ARE SCREAMING LIKE YOU JUST DISCOVERED YOUR PENIS!!

Chaz: John, what the fuck!? You scared the fuck out of us!

John: okay! But, what was the noise?

Chaz: me & vortex were arguing about what we think is the worst roblox game &, we were about to apologi-

John: WHAT GAMES WERE MENTIONED THEN?

Vortex: I though tower of hell was worst (roblox) game but, Chaz says that it was instead adopt me

John: NANI!? I think tower of hell is fun! (Vortex: WHAT THE FUCK!?) & I don't mind adopt me... (Chaz: WHAT DID YOU FUCKING SAY!?)

Vortex: Jesus fucking Christ, John! How could you have the worst taste I've ever seen! (Heard...)

Chaz: I fucking worry for what shity (roblox) game is his favorite!

Vortex: oh no! John seed, what's your favorite roblox game..?

John: my favorite roblox game is entrenched!

Chaz: that's biased as fuck!

John: oh, FUCK YOU! It's a great WW1 game! I always choose Britain! Even when it chooses France (or Russia) I have the gamepass to switch to Britain still!

Vortex: John, I like entrenched but, what you said about choosing Britain only is a bit controversial

John: too bad I don't give a fuck! (No offense...)

Chaz: wait, John seed is a racist!!

John: I'm not a racist! (Debatable...) Anyway... What's your favorite game in roblox, Chaz?

Chaz: my favorite (roblox) game has to be jailbreak!

Vortex & John: *awkward silence intensifies*

Vortex: wow...

John: care to explain, Chaz?

Chaz: yes! (John seed: *power of yes proud noise*) jailbreak is a game where you stea-

John: we know what jailbreak is! We want to know why you picked jailbreak!

Chaz: oh, yeah! Well, it's a fun game... It has fun community, & it also-

Vortex: 🎩 C 🎩 A 🎩 P 🎩

Chaz: okay, fine... But, the graphics are good! & the robbing is really fun! It gets pretty intense when a cops is after you!

John okay, but what if you're a police officer?

Chaz: I don't play as a cops very often... (Twice or less) but, arresting people is really satisfying! & seeing people raging in chart is very funny!

Vortex: what if you're the one being laughed at?

Chaz: is this a skill issue? (John: yes)

Vortex: FUCK OFF, CHAZ!!

Chaz: okay!

Anyway... What's your favorite roblox game, vortex?

Vortex: my favorite(roblox) game is ROBLOX UNO!

John: WHAT THE FUCK!?

Vortex: just kidding! My favorite game is build a boat for treasure! (B/C he is shit at every other roblox game)

John: God fucking dammit, vortex! You scared the fuck out of me! But, why build a boat for treasure?

Vortex: I love build a boat for treasure! (Prepare for cope) B/C, you can never be out of ideals in this game!

Chaz: I can't argue with that! Build a boat for treasure is pretty fun! But, I still prefer jailbreak!

Vortex: vortex doesn't respect opinion... Vortex finds jailbreak to be pretty shitty & toxic meanwhile, build a boat for treasure has a community that is actually nice towards other

Chaz: SHUT UP, VORTEX!! STOP SHITTING ON THE JAILBREAK COMMUNITY!! I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU!! (Debatable)

Vortex: try it then, bitch!

Queen bee-lzebub: what are you brain dead fucks doing up this time!?

Vortex: glad you came, queen bee!

Beelzebub: ANSWER MY FUCKING QUESTION!!

John: hello, beelzebub we were arguing over our favorite roblox games I like entrenched... Chaz likes jailbreak... (Chaz: you good, beelzebub?) & vortex likes build a boat for treasure (beelzebub: Chaz, what the fu-)

Beelzebub: oh... In my opinion... THEY ALL FUCKING SUCKS!! (Thugs life) the best roblox game is obviously... Tower defense simulator! Tower defense simulator isn't your average tower defense game! They're very unique towers you can place! Like, the pyromancer! & the accelerator! There's also the commander, along with the sledger! You can even place a fucking DJ booth! But there's more! You can also put skins on those character (towers) so, now the DJ booth can turn into this fucking abomination!

John: doesn't your game get update once a year?

Beelzebub: the game got updated __-______ ago! You're fucking exaggerating! Also, doesn't your game get update every year as well?

John: well, actually... Entrenched got a big update __-______ ago they added Bulgaria new guns & maps! What did shitty tower defense simulator add?

Beelzebub: okay, fine... We just got another season... But still, updates don't matter! (Cope) the shooting in entrenched is completely fucked!

Vortex: to be honest, beelzebub is right... The shooting is pretty annoying...

Beelzebub: to be honest, I rather plat arsenal

Chaz: DON'T YOU MENTION THAT FUCKING GAME!! THAT GAME MAKES ME WANT TO TIE A ROPE & USE IT TO KILL MYSELF

Moxxie knolastname: WHAT ARE YOU FUCKING DUMMKOPFS DOING UP AT THIS TIME!? WE HAVE TO INVADE JOSEPH JOESTAR ARMY IN ALCATRAZ ISLAND TOMORROW!!

Vortex: oh! Hello, Moxxie! We were arguing about our favorite roblox games!

Moxxie: ah, yes! I've played roblox quite a bit before you told me to! It's indeed fun! Especially depending on the game you play! My favorite game to play on roblox is rise of nations!

John: YOU FUCKING (CENSORED)

Moxxie: don't be a fucking child!

John: what the fuck do you mean!? You play a fucking war game as a Japanese!

Moxxie: what are you talking about!? Japans are allowed to play strategic war games!

Beelzebub: it's not even strategy! *points at chaz* It's for kids!

Moxxie: ALL OF YOU, SHUT UP!! I like rise of nations, B/C it's like an arcade version of hearts of iron IIII it gets everything done quicker, which is a really nice change of pace! & the formables are creative! (Formables = formable nations) my favorite Formables are... The USA! the great Britain empire! & the USSR!

Chaz: anything else, Afghan?

Moxxie: shut up, Chaz! You like a shitty + overrated game!

John: to be honest, I agree with moxxie! Jailbreak is pretty shit!

Chaz: fuck both of you! Jailbreak is a good game! What's wrong with you assholes!?

Vortex: how the fuck is jailbreak good!? That game is so annoying!!

Joseph seed: what the fuck are you sinners screaming about in 3 in the goddamn morning!?

Beelzebub: Joseph, just go back to bed...

Joseph: no, I'll not leave until you tell me what you fuckers are arguing about!

John: we're arguing about our favorite roblox games... Now can you go back to bed?

Joseph: wait, you guys play roblox? My favorite game is the wild West

Chaz: I actually respect that opinion!

Vortex: I never heard of that game...

John: I'm the same as vortex... What's the game look like?

Moxxie: the wild West is literal shit! *points at chaz & Joseph* I can't rob anything without some sweaty failed abortion shooting the fuck out of me!

Chaz: sounds like a skill issue, Moxxie!

Vortex: stop saying that shit! (Says vortex, who has a skill issue)

Joseph: look on the bright side, Moxxie! The map has beautiful scenery! The wild West has stunning graphics!

Moxxie: BULLSHIT! The horses look like they do 10 lbs of

M E T H

every day!

Joseph: coming for you, Moxxie!

Moxxie: YOU FUCKING SCHWIENHUND!!I

Joseph: there are good Easter eggs in this game, too! There's the back to the future car in the game as one of them (Easter eggs)

Beelzebub: that's really cool...

Moxxie: NO, IT FUCKING ISN'T! IT FUCKING SUCKS! You say one more thing about the wild West & I'll fucking kill you!

Joseph: killing the mayor is really funny-

Moxxie: *used hamon* YOU MOTHERFUCKER!!

Jacob seed: why the fuck are you soldiers screaming!?

Vortex: we're arguing about our favorite roblox gam-

Jacob: FUCK YEAH!! My favorite roblox game is raise a floppa! It's a great American game!

John: BROTHER! I'LL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU IF YOU SAY THAT SHIT AGAIN!

Beelzebub: Jacob, you just saved my life during the Californian civil war... BUT, FOR FUCK SAKE BOSS!!

Joseph: I can't believe you said that, Jacob!

Vortex: boss, can you tell us why you like raise a floppa?

Jacob: raise a floppa is an American masterpiece! The game has some really funny memes!

John: JACOB! That meme are the most annoying shit ever!

Jacob: be quite! You power of the no!

John: *equips tranquilizer gun & points to my head* fuck this shit...

Chaz: Jacob, is there any other games you like other than raise a floppa?

Jacob: NO!! Raise a floppa is the only good game on roblox!

Joseph: what the fucks wrong with this whiny man bro? You just shit on dozens of amazing games, Jacob!

Jacob: like I give a fuck! You Joseph Joestar rhyme name fuck!

Joseph: YOU DIDN'T JUST SAY THAT!!

Beelzebub: why is Jacob acting like this?

Moxxie: Jacob wanted to have some of cocaine &

M E T H ,

so I had to give it to him...

Beelzebub: THANK GOD! I just thought he become a discord moderator, or something...

Vortex: this is fucking cringe...

Jacob: Beelzebub, did you call me a discord moderator?

Beelzebub: oh, no I didn't!

Jacob: DON'T LIE TO ME!!

Millie: what are you fuckers doing? It's 3 in the goddamn morning!

Moxxie: we're arguing about our favorite roblox games!

Millie: ah, you guys are fucking dumbass... (True)

Joseph: okay then, you prick! What's your favorite roblox game?

Millie: okay, fine! My favorite game in roblox is ragdoll universe

John: *puts tranquilizer gun away* hey! I love that game!

Beelzebub: I do like ragdoll universe! It's a fun game to play when get drunk!

Millie: I guess so... Thanks, guys!

Jacob: I call bullshit! Ragdoll universe is garbage!

Millie: say that shit again, Jacob! I'll stick your sniper rifle where it should be...

Y O U R A S S ! !

Jacob: try it then! You vore lesbian lover fuck!

Beelzebub: Millie! He's on his drugs, so don't fight him!

Millie: wait, what the fuck? He dose drugs!?

Moxxie: for good reasoning! It helps me when operating on you guys...

Millie: YOU OPERATE ON US WHEN YOU HIGH ON DRUGS!? WHAT THE FUCKS GOING ON!?

Beelzebub: anyway, why do you like ragdoll universe?

Millie: imma big fan of FPS games! Like bad business polybattle, big paintball... & energy assault!

John: why did you not mention phantom forces, sin of wrath?

Millie: that game is toxic as fuck!

John: everybody fucking says that...

Chaz: I told you so, boss!

John: fuck sake...

Jacob: I actually like phantom forces!

John: welp, at least somebody backs me up!

Joseph: I haven't heard what the rest of you folks like? What do you like? Those are quite good games! But, especially tower defense simulator! I love tower defense simulator! It's my second favorite game on roblox!

Beelzebub: cheers, guys!

John: I guess tower defense simulator is fun... Even if it doesn't get updated often...

Joseph: yeah...

Beelzebub: I've got to say that I love entrenched, too!

Moxxie: boss, I should say sorry about the wild West...

Joseph: don't worry, commander! It's all good!

Vortex: vortex also needs to apologize... Sorry, Chaz!

Chaz: don't mention it, vortex!

Blitzø: {hello}

Chaz: hello, blitzø! We were arguing about our favorite roblox games!

Blitzø: {hell yeah! Great! My favorite roblox game has to be... ZULU WARS!!}

Vortex: *equips tomislav gun AKA Thompson LMG* YOU JAPANESE MOTHERFU-