My friend and I went to Disneyland together and robbed a bank but then he got executed for treason because he did a bad Mickey Mouse impression.
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Text: We are not attempting to steal the portrait, not really. We are attempting to steal the girl directly out of it, trapped there for a century or longer.
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Late night shopping fact: any glass door is unlocked if you’re bricks enough
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chiko and vesper go and rob a restaurant cuz they think it's a clever undone 90s idea
commission on twitter!!
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You could rob Tom Nook from Animal Crossing while you slept.
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Deep Water Prompt #3208
We are nearly apprehended, attempting to steal a living painting from the world’s most famous gallery. We have no choice but to enter it, safely hidden, but at the mercy of the world inside.
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You go to the vault and clean it out. I'll stay with the customers and make sure nobody plays hero.
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