#rosa diaz oneshot

[inlovewithgreta]

stephanie beatriz or rosa diaz with 20-something year old new coworker? all the other details are up in the air :)

Thank you anon for requesting this! Apologies for the long wait!! It was honestly super fun getting to know a new character, and I thank you for introducing me to her. Of course I instantly fell in love with her in the first episode.. Enjoy!! xoxo

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The Name Game — Rosa Diaz x Fem!Reader

Summary: Rosa finally reveals why she has treated you the way she has in an intimate moment you never saw coming.

Warnings: praise, very slight degradation (you blink and you'll miss it), jealousy, semi-public sex, cute pet names

Word Count: 2k

Taglist: @shslbunnylover

© Do not copy, repost, or modify any of my works.

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"Who the hell is this?" 

Those were the first words you heard as the Captain introduced you to your new coworkers, who all looked at you with smiling faces. Well, except for the woman who just asked who the hell you were.

"This is Detective Y/n. New member of our team," Your boss stated, looking over at the same dark-haired woman from before who had her arms crossed over her chest. "Y/n here will be taking over the empty desk next to yours, Diaz. Be nice."

"I'm always nice," she commented with a straight face.

The Captain sighed before turning his focus back to you. "Make yourself comfortable. Ask Rosa here if you have any questions." You nodded in response as the older man walked away, leaving you alone with the woman.

"Nice to meet you!" You smiled, with a hand held out for the woman to shake, but to your dismay, she ignored it and went to her desk. You followed behind her, and dropped your purse on your new desk, but as soon as you went to open your mouth again, you were cut off.

"A few ground rules," she said. "No obnoxious noises, no smelly foods—"

"Why would I even—"

"No interrupting me," she continued. "And most importantly, no shaving at your desk."

"Why would I shave—"

"Follow these rules. No if's and's, or but's."

And that's how it was with her. It took you weeks before you decided to ignore her altogether. Her sharp words always cut your heart into a million pieces.

You didn't know why she was that way around you. Sure, she was blunt with everyone else but with you it was different. Almost cruel. 

But since you grew closer to Amy, who gave you the courage to not let Rosa's words get to you, and just do what you do best. Which was your job. You only talked to Rosa if you were paired together, and 'talk' was more of an understatement. Few words were ever spoken, and the ravenette was quick to catch on to how quiet you quickly became around her.

At first, she thought nothing of it, but as time went on and your friendship with Amy blossomed, it was obvious just how outgoing you were with her and the rest of the team compared to Rosa herself.

Of course everyone else noticed the tension between you two, and for detectives, it wasn't that hard for them to figure out why. The way you would dare sneak a glance in Rosa's direction when she wasn't looking, and the way Rosa would do the exact same thing with you, except in her case, her eyes would linger.

It wasn't until the Captain had the two of you stay late one night to fill out an over abundance of paperwork, that the two of you actually spent time together, alone.

"I need your signature to wrap up this burglary file, Diaz." You say as you attempt to hand the woman your file.

"Fine," she responds before snatching the file from your grip.

You let out a small sigh as you wait, not allowing her short response to get to you. Including the fact that she didn't even look at you.

"There. Done." She slid the folder back to you before she leaned back comfortably in her chair.

"What did I ever do to you?" you ask.

That question. The one question that has played over and over again in your head since that first day you walked into the precinct and met Rosa who has not once smiled in your direction or said one nice thing to you.

"What are you talking about?" She asked back, fiddling with a pen on her desk.

"What did I ever do to you for you to hate me so much, Diaz?" you repeat yourself.

The ravenette stayed silent, only keeping her focus on the pen spinning in her hand, in which you decided to take from her and slam on her desk. Her nose flared at your action, emotions that she had been holding inside for so long were now bubbling in her chest when you positioned yourself in front of her.

You had decided to stand between her sitting figure and her desk, not realizing you had trapped yourself all because you wanted to tear her attention away from her desk to answer your question.

Rosa scoffed, before rising from her seat and towering over you. She was close. Unimaginably close. The musky scent of her perfume completely takes over your sense of smell.

"Rosa." She peered down at you.

"What?" Your eyebrows knitted in confusion.

"The name's Rosa, for one. And two..." she let out a heavy sigh. "I don't hate you." 

"Bullshit." 

Your words caught Rosa by surprise. You were usually well-mannered, and the ravenette had not once heard you swear in the time you had been there, causing her to lift a surprised brow.

She liked it. She was seeing a whole new side of you and now, she wanted to see more.

"I admire you." She finally admitted, not only to you, but to herself, before placing both hands on the desk beside you, completely trapping you, and keeping you from fleeing.

"This isn't funny, Diaz..." 

"Do I look like I'm joking?" She tilted her head, her dark eyes looking you up and down with a mysterious gleam.

"I don't know—" You went to look away, but a hand flew to your chin, forcing your gaze to fixate on her, and her only as she towered over you. 

"Well I'm not joking." She said, "I admire you. I've admired you since you cracked your first case here. It was the fastest I think I've ever seen someone finish a case." 

You could swear you saw a smile tug at the corner of her lips, but it was probably just your brain messing with you. Rosa smiling? It was unheard of around you. You had never seen her smile before. Not once. Was she... proud? There was no way.

"It was remarkable. You are remarkable... and I've been jealous. Jealous of how good you are at your job. Jealous of how quickly everyone here fell in love with you." Your lips fell open at her confession. Rosa being jealous? Of you?

Her hand slid from the wood to your hip that was leaning against the desk, to hold you still. She didn't want you fleeing, not before she got to say what she had to say to you.

"How quickly Amy fell in love with you..."

"Amy? What does Amy have to do—"

At the mention of Amy, her hand fell from your chin to your neck, that neck that fit perfectly into her hand as she gave it a gentle squeeze, forcing an audible moan to escape from you.

"She loves you, y/n. Do you love her?" Her eyes flicked from yours, to your parted lips, and back up to your eyes, as if challenging you.

"Don't tell me you're jealous." You toyed, all the pieces finally coming together.

"And if I am?" She asked, sliding her knee confidently between your legs that earned a sharp gasp from you.

"Then I say you have some serious making up to do...Rosa." 

Her name. You had finally said her name, and it fueled her. Her name sounded beautifully coming from you. "Say it again," She licked her bottom lip. 

"And if I don't?" You dared to challenge her back, to which Rosa immediately caught onto, and refused to let you dominate the situation. And she knew the perfect solution.

"Then I'll make you say it."

"How?" Your curiosity got the best of you.

You let out a shaky breath when her knee suddenly pressed against your clothed center that had your hips unintentionally buck from the contact.

"Let me show you," her words were more of an ask than a demand, and with the subtle nod of your head to allow her to keep going, Rosa planned to do exactly what she said she would. 

Show you. Show you how she planned to get you to say her name again.

Rosa's lips hovered over your own, her pupils dilating as the hand around your neck slid down to the collar of your shirt before slowly picking away at the buttons. She skillfully popped each one open, revealing your smooth skin underneath with a lace bra covering your chest.

Your heart-rate wasn't the only thing that picked up. Rosa could feel your breathing grow faster, both from anxiety and excitement as she successfully removed the last button and untucked the blouse from your jeans.

"Hm, it's just too easy. Already this worked up over some light touching?" she smirked, before quickly slipping out of her leather jacket to reveal her toned arms.

"You think I'm easy, Diaz?" you toyed, a bit of confidence suddenly washing over you.

"Just look at you. You're weak. I bet I can have you screaming my name in just two minutes." She chuckled lowly before slipping a hand into the waistband of your jeans and into your underwear to play with your pussy.

"Mm, fuck you—" you failed at hiding the plethora of moans that forced themselves out of you when she circled your clit.

"Oh, princesa... that's what I'm about to do to you."

The lips that hovered over yours got impossibly closer, her hot breath fanned you, and you wanted nothing more than for her to close the thin space. But to your dismay, she only chuckles again, and brings her lips to the bottom of your chin, then your throat, then to the side of your neck where she bit and sucked on the soft spot below your ear.

"I don't like emotions," she admitted after leaving a light mark on your neck. She came face to face with you again, "I don't know how to deal with them so I acted out. Forgive me?" 

You searched her eyes for any kind of untruthfulness, but didn't find any. And when you gave her a small 'yes', butterflies erupted in your stomach when her lips finally met with yours in a needy kiss.

Moans spewed from your lips and into her mouth as her fingers simultaneously put pressure against your clit and rubbed generous circles. Folders fell from her desk and onto the floor as you repositioned your hands on her desk, to keep you from falling over and breaking her computer.

"What's my name?" She whispered against your lips.

"Detective Diaz," you whined when she pinched your bundle of nerves at the wrong name.

It was hard at first not to say her first name, but you couldn't let her win that easily. You couldn't. One thing she was going to learn about you was how bratty and stubborn you were. You would never go down without a fight.

She tutted and bit your lower lip, while also allowing your hand to grip at the collar of her shirt. Your tongues tangled together, and moans grew a pitch higher as you neared your orgasm.

"No- so close! Don't stop!" You whined when her fingers suddenly left your clit. "Why'd you stop?!"

"You haven't said it, princesa. Why would I reward you?" She smirked devilishly.

"Fuck— fuck you..." She went to remove her hand fully at your words but you grabbed her wrist tightly before she could move away. "Wait! Fine. Rosa...please. Please finish what you started and I'll say your name as many times as you want me to. Just please don't stop, Rosa," you begged.

"Good girl," she cooed, and you visibly blushed at the pet name. "Ooh, you like being called that, don't you?" The second she dove back in your panties, a jolt of electricity ran up your spine, as you could feel your orgasm coming back around.

"Yes, I— I love it." You let your head lull back.

"Then be a good girl and come for me. Right here. Right now."

"Rosa..." you mewled, just before words caught in your throat as you came with shaky legs. The ravenette circled your clit skillfully, allowing you to ride your pleasurable high for as long as you could.

"See, that wasn't so hard, now was it, princesa?" she teased as she slowed her ministrations before stopping completely.

"It wasn't, I just wanted to play with you."

"Oh you little—" you cut her off with a heated kiss, finally wrapping your arms around her leather-covered body. You enjoyed the closeness with her, it was the thing you were chasing after since the beginning. 

And you couldn't wait to slowly tear down her emotionally built-up walls to see the vulnerable human being waiting for you beneath the surface.

But first, you had to take Rosa out on a date.

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[random-writerings]

I know this is super late but I thought I’d try my hand at AU August this year. I don't normally write AUs so this was a really fun challenge for me! I did try to write for more prompts but unfortunately life got in the way. I might return to some of these in the future though because I really enjoyed this. Thanks to @augustwritingchallenge for the wonderful prompts and ideas!

My OCs:

☆ Heather Mitchell x Wanda Maximoff - The Good End // Prompt 30 {Oneshot}

☆ Kris Fletcher x Deke Shaw - Soulmate // Joker {Oneshot}

Ships:

☆ Fitzsimmons - Teachers // Prompt 5 {Headcanons + Moodboard}

☆ Obianidala - Spies & Assassins // Prompt 19 {Headcanons + Moodboard}

x Readers:

☆ Rosa Diaz x fem!Reader - Flower Shop // Joker/Prompt 27 from 2020 {Moodboard}

#au_gust #au_gust_2022 #august writing challenge

[ao3feed-johnnylawrence]

Strike First

by LFG

AU - Robby and Miguel meet as children. Background Lawrusso.

Words: 3832, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Series: Part 1 of Oneshots SFW

Fandoms: Cobra Kai (TV)

Rating: General Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M

Characters: Miguel Diaz (Cobra Kai), Robby Keene, Samantha LaRusso, Daniel LaRusso, Johnny Lawrence, Carmen Diaz (Cobra Kai), Rosa Diaz (Cobra Kai)

Relationships: Daniel LaRusso/Johnny Lawrence, Carmen Diaz/Amanda LaRusso, Miguel Diaz/Robby Keene

Additional Tags: Childhood Friends, Childhood Sweethearts, Childhood Memories, Fluff, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Meet-Cute, First Meetings

source https://archiveofourown.org/works/43606126

#lawrusso #johnny lawrence #cobra kai #karate kid #ao3feed

[randomfandomimagine]

Out Of Your Shell (Rosa x Reader)

Character: Rosa Diaz

Fandom: Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Categories: Reader Insert, Female!Reader, Shy!Reader

Title: Out Of Your Shell

  Requested by anon:

Could you do a Rosa Diaz x fem!reader where Rosa is like undercover and has no contact whatsoever with the Nine Nine and then she comes back and the squad is in the briefing room with Rosa telling them about it. And then like R who is also a detective comes in and is all “Where the HELL have you been?!” And makeout sessions, tears and fluff ensues.

Requested by anon:

Hi I was wondering if you could do a Rosa Diaz x fem reader where the reader and Rosa are dating, but the reader is shy and Rosa helps them after they get a little hurt on a case?

That case turned out to be a lot tougher than I thought. I took a deep breath as the elevator arrived to the right floor. I clutched my side there where it hurt, grimacing at the painful memory of the incident in which I injured myself. But we arrested the perp, which was what mattered. Charles had insisted on me going back while he fixed everything else.

The doors opened and I slowly walked into the bullpen. I reminded myself that I only had to make a quick report to close the case, talk to Captain Holt and after that I could go home and get some rest. I was exhausted, and hopefully the captain wouldn’t mind that I left early after the stunt that I pulled today.

“Y/N!” Terry, being the closest –not counting Hitchcock and Scully, who were fast asleep on their chairs –, was the first to notice me. “You’re back, you okay?”

“Yeah, don’t worry” I tried to straighten up even if just breathing hurt me due to some definitely broken ribs. “Thanks for asking”

“Rosa will be back in no time” Jake probably noticed how I was staring at her desk, because he smiled as he demanded my attention. “She went to make some copies real quick”

“Okay” I muttered, embarrassed that it was so obvious. Yes, after the dangerous case I was looking forward to seeing her again. Even if our relationship didn’t go further from colleagues that sometimes flirted.

“Want me to get her?” He kindly offered, to which I quickly nodded.

Amy rushed to my side while Jake went to get Rosa. Santiago gingerly grabbed my arm and helped me sit down on my chair, where I heaved a tired sigh. My everything hurt, even if my ribs complained at my every move.

“Are you bleeding?” She was thoughtful enough to ask me. “You should go home”

“I will…” It hurt even to speak. “I just need to do my paperwork first”

“I can do it for you! When Charles gets back, he’ll tell me what happened”

“You don’t have to”

“I want to! You know I love paperwork”

“Thanks, Ames”

“Y/N?!” Rosa’s raspy voice immediately gathered my attention away from Amy.

“Hey” I weakly smiled up at her, feeling better already with the comfort of her presence.

“Don’t freak out, Rosa” Amy said for me, realizing I was too weak and tired to give an elaborate explanation. “She’s not hurt badly, I think she just broke a few ribs”

But Rosa completely ignored Amy and headed straight for me. She towered over me for a moment and then leaned down, her mouth dangerously close to mine. Alarmed by the daring gesture, I gasped and pulled away.

“I… I just want to rest” I looked around us, very aware of everyone staring, and blaming it on my current state and not the fact that the close call nearly gave me a heart attack. “Sorry that I worried you”

“I’m not worried” Apparently unconcerned, Rosa straightened up.

“J-Jake?” I piped up, focusing on leaving that moment behind.

“What’s up?”

“Could you tell Captain Holt I’m back?”

“Sure thing, buddy”

I felt Rosa’s dark eyes fixed on me and they deeply flustered me, so I deliberately kept my glance glued to the floor.

“Y/N?” She tugged at my arm and pulled me to my feet. “Break room. Now”

I grimaced at the sole act of being on my feet, but I nodded my head to her request. Still not locking eyes with her, I quietly followed her into the break room.

“Sit down” She told me as she paused to close to door. I obeyed in silence.

“Rosa, I-“ Feeling awkward and guilty, I wanted to apologize, but she interrupted me.

“What happened?” Rosa returned by my side, sitting in the couch and pulling me down so I would sit with her.

“Well, the perp got to me, he tackled me” I tightly held my sides, almost feeling the force of the impact still in my bones. “And he was two times my sizes, so I couldn’t shake him off me”

With surprisingly gentle hands, Rosa moved mine and carefully palpated my ribs.

“Charles was with you, right?” When I nodded, she continued. “Did he help you out?”

“Yeah” Rosa wasn’t the most cheerful person, but I could tell she was even more serious than usual, so I tried to lighten up the mood. “But I got my revenge on that guy later”

“Did you kill him?” She cocked an eyebrow in amusement.

“What? No! I arrested him” I rolled my eyes a little. “Well, Charles will bring him in later but I was the one that-“

“You’re right, you’re fine” Even if grimaced as her fingers softly dug in my sides, it was a relief to hear her say it. It meant she wasn’t mad at me for getting hurt.

I smiled to myself, realizing how quickly she dropped everything to look after me. Rosa stared at me and a soft frown occupied her brow.

“Why are you smiling about?”

“N-Nothing…”

“Y/N… Tell me”

“I just… You are worried”

I could have sworn that a faint blush came to her cheeks, but I knew better than to tell Rosa Diaz that she was blushing. Instead she clenched her jaw and sighed.

“So I think you have two broken ribs” To demonstrate her point, she put pressure in my side, making me yelp. “Yup, I’m pretty sure”

“Are you a doctor now too and I don’t know it?” When she glared at me a little, I bashfully smiled and averted my gaze. “You’re so mysterious, there’s so much I don’t know about you”

“You know how I feel about you” We made eye contact, and the corner of her lips curved up ever so slightly. It was a rare moment that I mentally treasured. “I think that’s enough”

I gave her a genuine grin, endeared by her honesty. The fact that she had admitted that meant the world to me. She hadn’t said the magic words, but it was a very Rosa way to say it and it was more than enough.

She leaned in again, but I got startled once more and leaned back. I feared I had upset her, but Rosa just rolled her eyes.

“I wish you would open up and let me freaking kiss you” She lightly punched my arm, to which I timidly chuckled.

“It’s… a bit ironic that I’m the one who needs to open up” I dared to say, to which Rosa laughed a little too.

My heart skipped a beat when I decided to take a chance and I leaned forward myself. Her lips were a dangerous target, but I thought her cheek was more approachable. Still, I shied away at the last minute.

She chuckled again, giving me a kiss on her cheek herself.

“Get some rest” And with that, Rosa left me alone in the break room.

*

After my little break, I returned to the precinct. I had been taking it a little slow after I got a little hurt last week, but I was getting back into it. Now I had coffee and was ready to do some paperwork and get back to my case.

I entered the bullpen and stopped at the sight that received me. It was surprisingly quiet and everyone was huddled around Gina’s desk. My gut told me something was wrong, and I clutched my coffee cup with shaky hands.

“Guys?” I spoke up, causing all of them to look over to me. “What’s going on?”

“Hey, Y/N” Jake said, his voice slightly high-pitched.

“You’re acting strange…” I could tell immediately, they all were.

“Nah” Charles stepped up next to his best friend. “Everything’s fine”

“No it isn’t…” Upon a brief scan I noticed someone was missing. They were all there: Gina, Amy, Holt, Jake, Charles, Terry… But not Rosa. “Where… Where is she?”

“You might want to sit down” Boyle softly told me.

“What happened?!” I slammed my cup against the nearest desk, unable to stomach even the coffee anymore.

“She went undercover on a case” Jake held his hands up to calm me down. “She agreed to give us a signal, to check in every hour and… Well, she’s missed two signals now”

I felt my legs shaking and I feared that they would stop holding my weight. Noticing this, Charles put a hand against my back to keep me up straight.

“Does that mean her cover’s blown? That’s she’s…” An involuntary gulped cut off my sentence as I couldn’t even say that out loud.

What if I never got to see her again? What if I never got to tell her how I felt? I had never actually told her! Maybe she knew, but if only I could have told her… We didn’t even get to kiss! I couldn’t just lose her like that…

“No, no” Jake vehemently shook his head. “She’s probably okay”

“Don’t worry, Y/N” Terry added, as I realized they were all watching my reaction. “If anyone can make it out of there, it’s Rosa”

I felt tears in my eyes, but I refused to start crying there in front of everyone. Nonetheless, the terrible thought of not seeing her again made me feel like I was choking.

“Try not to freak out, okay?” Jake told me. “She’ll be fine”

I closed my hands into fists, frustrated. How could he know that? How did he expect me not to freak out?! How…

But I didn’t say any of those things, not only because I couldn’t find my voice. But I also read that same restlessness I felt in his eyes. And in Charles’, and Terry’s, and Amy’s. We were all worried about Rosa, we all cared about her. I wasn’t the only one struggling to keep it together.

“C’mon” Charles’ hand kindly rubbed my back to comfort me. “Let’s get some fresh air”

*

I lost track of time, but it felt like several hours passed by. I was afraid to look at the clocks, worried that my perception made it tick by slower than I thought. Every second was agony as my brain tortured me with the many horrible scenarios and possible ways in which Rosa could have died.

Ever since Charles took me to the roof, I hadn’t moved from there. I was scared to go back too in case we got any bed news that I didn’t feel strong enough to face. Also, it was cold out there and I stupidly thought that being freezing would help me forget about Rosa. I wasn’t even making sense anymore.

I was so deep in my thoughts that I got startled and jumped when the door swung open. I turned to see Jake standing there, watching me.

“Y/N” Was all he said, but I immediately knew what he was there to tell me. I knew from his smile.

“Oh my god” I flew past him, absently patting him in the shoulder, and rushed back inside. I looked around, noticing all desks were empty. But the briefing room was full.

“Jake!” I uttered, turning to him as my heart began racing.

“Go!” He urged me with a smile.

And so I did, I sprint across the room and stormed into the briefing room. Everyone was there, surrounding a familiar figure with dark curly hair.

“Rosa” I breathed out, slightly winded from the dash.

She was already wearing her regular dark clothes, which told me that the undercover mission had been a success. Oh, I had so much to say to her. But not without lecturing her first. How dare she scare me and everyone like that? I hoped she had a good reason to miss the update signals to let us know she was okay!

“Sup, Y/N?” Rosa coolly sunk her hands on her pockets. “Missed me?”

When I saw her smirking, I wasn’t in control anymore. I had missed her so much, every single side of her. That smirk, her raspy deadpan voice, her hard dark eyes.

And she was there, alive and well. As beautiful as always, as strong and menacing as always. I chuckled, stupidly happy, and walked over to her with stern determination.

“What, were you worried about m-?” Before she could finish her sentence, I had held her by her black leather jacket and pulled her closer until our lips met.

That kiss was so magical, and it felt ten times better because my heart was beating like crazy, having thought I had lost her just a few minutes prior.

To my surprise, she wrapped her arms around me and brought me even closer to her, and I did the same. The kiss only deepened, and I thought I would go into cardiac arrest as it got more and more passionate.

“You” I pulled away, out of breath. “Where the hell have you been?!”

“They watched me like hawks, I couldn’t give the signals until the operation was over” Rosa leaned in to steal a kiss before she continued. “But I got them good”

“I sure hope you did”

“Why? Were you scared?”

“Oh, you’ve done it, Diaz”

We were about to kiss again when someone cleared their throat. It was then when I remembered that we weren’t alone in the room. I had completely forgotten that everyone was there, even Jake had returned.

“Um… Should we give you two some privacy?” Terry asked on behalf of everyone.

“N-No…?” I gulped, mortified that they had witnessed that.

“I’m glad I helped you come out of your shell” Rosa smirked, much to my annoyance.

“Shut up, Rosa…”

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[writinqss]

[x] requested by @lotsoffandomimagines // request here!

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“Are you looking for someone?”

You jump at the abrupt voice, hands clutching the brown paper bag nervously. It was your first time visiting your brother at work; you had decided to surprise him with lunch but the unfamiliar and bustling environment made you nervous. There were lots of faces in the police precinct and, scanning them, you hadn’t recognised your brother in all the time you had been awkwardly standing near the elevator.

“Um, yes?” You say, gaze still flicking around the precinct. “My brother. He’s a detective here. The 99th Precinct, right?”

“You’re in the right place.” Rosa answers, raising an eyebrow. She clears her throat, trying to get your wandering attention. “What’s his name?”

You turn to face her finally, eyes locking. Rosa swallows; you were cute, very cute. Almost annoyingly cute. Like, she-would-love-to-take-you-out sometime cute. She had to resist scowling at her moment of distraction because she had missed your brother’s name. Rosa shakes her head, “Sorry. I missed that. What did you say his name was?”

“Jake Peralta.” You repeat, fumbling with your bag before sticking a hand out. “I’m Y/N.”

“Rosa Diaz.” She answers automatically, shaking your hand, before adding with a formal lilt to her voice. “Detective. Detective Rosa Diaz. I can take you to Peralta if you’d like.”

“That would be lovely, Detective Rosa Diaz.” You tease, a smile breaking across your face.

When Rosa turns to lead you to Jake, she groans inwardly. She knows she’s fallen for you and, damn, she has fallen hard. 

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[lexa-lives-in-us]

A October in November prompt challenge for Rosa Diaz and Gina Linetti’s oneshots.

1. Chestnuts

2. Kiss

3. Sheets

4. Champagne

5. Ghost

6. Memo

7. Hot bath

8. Agenda

9. Woods

10. Cat

11. Closet

12. Date

13. Full Moon

14. Blanket

15. Pumpkin

16. Bandaid

17. Postcard

18. Morning

19. Lonewolf

20. Coffee

21. Witch

22. Memory

23. Chimney

24. Beach

25. Perfume/Smell

26. Bandage

27. Ring

28. Broken glass

29. Flowers

30. Candies

31. Halloween

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[fandom-fic-rec]

Favor

Fandom: Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Ratings: General

Warnings: None

Characters: Jake Peralta, Rosa Diaz

Summary

Rosa comes to Jake with an issue that reminds him of their past.

Link

https://archiveofourown.org/works/16361945#main

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[fabulouschrissi]

Rosa Diaz x Female!Reader

How you and Rosa meet and the confession!

Warnings: Mentions of Rape and English isn’t my first language

Words: 911

Reader Pov:

I just finished my Comic for the agency I’m working for and am now on my way home.

It's already dark outside so unfortunately there aren't many people outside.

All of a sudden as I pass an alleyway someone grabs me from behind and pushes me on the nearby wall. 

I try to scream for help but to shut me up the man begins to kiss me. I try to push him away but I am to weak to even get out of his grasp.I am terrified and begin to cry as I realize that he's going to rape me. 

As I’m thinking about all the things he could do to me the man is janked back by a force. I don’t realize that someone helped me until a hand shows up in front of my face. And a warm smile asks me if I’m okay.

Days after that incident I wanted to thank my savior properly so I made her a cake and a thank you note where i drew a little Cartoon version of her. 

I am really nervous and fidgeting with my hands while waiting for the elevator to stop at the second floor, I really hope that she likes it especially because I think that she’s the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. 

As I arrive I try to look for her but I only see a dark haired woman in neat office clothes. 

So I approach her “Hey, excuse me please? I am looking for Rosa Diaz, is she here somewhere?” ,the woman whose name tag says Santiago looks at me and smiles,

“Oh hi! Yes she is here, may I ask why you’re looking for her?”

 “She saved me from getting raped so I wanted to thank her again cause I was a crying mess in that moment and was unable to say a word at all” I explained.

 She smiled at me warmly and said “How about you take a seat by her desk while waiting for her, she should come any minute.” I thanked her as I sat down.

All of a sudden I hear a loud crash followed by people fleeing from the room as they mumble something about that she’s angry again and that their day is ruined now. 

I see Santiago go into that room cautiously as to tell her that someone is waiting for her at the desk. As I hear a groan she comes out of the room, her eyes lit up when she sees who came for her. 

She stands in front of me and questions

”Why are you here? Did something happened again, should I take care of it?”

I shook my head.

“No, I actually wanted to thank you for saving me”, I replied as I took out the cake and the card to give to her. 

She was clearly surprised by my presents as she smiles at me and points out that it's her job so I shouldn't have to do this. 

She begins to grin when she sees my card and proceeds 

“...But thank you! You made my day great again”

I grin to myself as I am walking out of the police station but a shout of my name stops me. I turn around and see Rosa running to me with a little note in her fingers,

“Hey! Here is my number if you ever are in trouble...or bored or something call me”.

And that was how my relationship with rosa began.

We were hanging out together as I was thinking about confessing to her. 

She is the most amazing, badass woman I have ever met and when we’re alone she is really gentle with me, I couldn’t help but fall for her but I was anxious about how she would react to my confession,

I mean I don't even know if she is a lesbian or bisexual and I’m afraid it would ruin our whole relationship.  

As I was deeply in my thoughts I didn't realize that rosa asked me a question 

“Hey! (Name) are you okay? you zoned out.”

 “No I’m not okay.. there is something I need to tell you but you need to promise me that it won't affect our relationship”

“Ehm..okay? what is it? you can tell me anything!”

I inhaled “I love you Rosa.” 

She stared at me in disbelief, her mouth agape.

I started to regret it, my eyes began to tear as she took my hand in hers and said the most beautiful words ever 

“I love you too. Have for a long time now. I’m glad that you confessed to me really!”

She smiled at me and I smiled back at her that is the best day in my life but there was one thing that I urged to do.

I looked at her lips as I lean in to kiss her, she instantly knew what I was up to and met me halfway there. Our lips begin to melt into each other as we kept kissing.

I felt her tongue on my mouth, asking for entrance as I complied and let her in my mouth. Our tongues intertwined and swirled around each other, I always knew she would be the dominant type given her character. 

While our tongues danced with each other I felt her grab my ass and squeezing it. I squeak out of suprise before we pull apart and grin at each other out of happiness.

#oneshot #one shot #brooklyn 99 #brooklyn 99 imagine #rosa diaz #rosa diaz x fem!reader #imagine #writing

[spotofimagines]

Unfortunate ~ Jake Peralta

A/N: This is longer than expected, but I loved writing it. Happy Valentines Day! Requests are open.

Warnings: none

Summary: Jake's Valentine's plans for you go a little down the drain...

“Okay, I made you a heart-shaped cake, but it coincidentally broke in half, so please don’t read too far into that.”

It was Valentine’s Day, and to say Jake was nervous about your gift was an understatement. This was your first time celebrating the holiday together, so he wanted it to be great. It turns out Jake’s plans rarely come out the way he wants them too.

Originally he bought you a bouquet of red roses, but they had died by the next morning. Then he ordered a big teddy bear, but it got sent to a warehouse on the other side of the country.

So the day before Valentine's day, the precinct had agreed to help him bake a cake for you. A simple heart shape with pink frosting topped with your names in blue. They all promised Jake they would take extreme care of it and make sure it stayed okay for him. Jake could feel something was going to wrong. He just knew.

When he walked into work, things looked suspicious. Gina turned away from him and slumped into her chair, Charles began randomly hitting buttons on his computer nervously, and when Terry walked past, he gave Jake an awkward and apologetic smile. “Um, guys. What did you do?” Jake questioned his colleagues, throwing his jacket over the back of his chair.

“They screwed everything up.” Rosa revealed. Jake’s eyebrows furrowed in confusion as Charles shot up from his seat. “You were supposed to have our backs!” He shouted. “I have nothing to do with Jake’s Valentine's present. I told you that yesterday.” Rosa retorted before walking away.

Jake focused back on the group of detectives in shock and raised his voice. “You screwed up Y/N’s gift?” Gina span round in her chair, just catching herself before she started spinning around again. “Jakey, we actually didn’t screw up anything. We put the cake on the shelf in the exact spot you told us to. Anything that happened after that wasn’t our problem.”

Jake huffed and pinched the bridge of his nose. “Just show me the damage.”

“Why would you show me this?” Jake asked, beginning to panic. The cake they had made was completely ruined, it was no longer edible at all. Terry looked at it sceptically. “It’s not that bad, right?” “The frosting is all patchy and it is in two pieces!” Jake wailed.

“Hey, if you wanna blame anybody, blame Scully. He’s the one who turned up the heat.” Gina added. They all looked over at Scully who was sat at his desk eating a doughnut. He saw them watching him and tried to defend himself, claiming his feet had gotten cold.

Jake sighed heavily, rubbing the side of his face. “What am I supposed to give Y/N now?” Everything he had tried had fallen flat on its face, and now he stood there with nothing to give.

“Speaking of.” Terry nodded towards the entrance where you had just walked in. Jake’s eyes went wide as he scrambled to hide the cake box. Charles grabbed it off him and span around trying to find somewhere to put it. He worriedly turned to Terry who hurried him up. Gina took the box and quickly put it up her shirt as Jake walked over to greet you. Terry scanned Gina’s appearance with a disappointed look, rubbing his eyes before taking the box from her and holding it behind his back.

“Happy Valentine’s Day!” You cheered as you wrapped your arms around Jake, squeezing him in a warm hug. “Yeah... happy Valentine’s Day babe..” When you pulled back, you gave him a questioning look, unsure if something was wrong. He flashed a smile and you let it slip for now.

As you say hello to the other guys, you noticed a box in Terry’s hands labelled “Jake’s special gift”. “Hey hun, what’s in that box Terry is holding?” You whispered to Jake. His eyes followed your gaze and he spotted Terry standing sideways, the box in perfect view. You saw him go tense. “Erm..” he frantically searched the office walls looking for a way to change the subject, “Oh hey, have you seen Holt’s new medal?” He pointed extravagantly at the prize.

Your eyes glanced at it for a second. “Yeah, it’s pretty. What is in the box though?” You could tell Jake was getting nervous. It was baffling you as to what could possibly be getting him so agitated. “It’s nothing, honestl-” “Jake.” You interrupted him sternly, examining his face for an answer.

“It’s my gift for you, but it got ruined so now it’s no good. I don’t want to give it to you anymore because I want you to have something great. You deserve something amazing, just like you.” He said, looking at the ground.

Your heart warmed at his explanation. You couldn’t help but be curious though, wondering what he had gotten you. You grabbed his chin and brought his head up to look at you. Staring into his eyes, you smiled softly. “Jake, that is so sweet. Just the fact you bothered to make a gift is enough.” The corners of his lips turned up as his eyes showed love and relief. “But I kinda wanna know what you made anyway.”

He let out a small laugh and nodded, turning to Terry to take the box. The guys looked at Jake like he was insane. Moving to his desk, you rest your hands on the back of his chair. Jake took a deep breath before taking the top off the box as his friends gasped in disbelief.

“Okay, I made you a heart-shaped cake, but it coincidentally broke in half, so please don’t read too far into that.” You giggled and covered your mouth with your hand, taking in the sight in front you. Jake put the screwed-up cake on the table and stood back, letting you take a closer look. He put his hands on his hips and looked at the ground whilst you laughed and marvelled at his disaster. Terry’s hand clasped his shoulder in support.

You span around towards Jake and he was watching you with apologetic eyes. Walking over to him, you wrapped your arms around his neck, his automatically going around your waist. You nustled your head into the crook of his neck as his hands gripped your waist a little tighter. “Thank you.” You mumbled.

Lifting your head, you explored his brown eyes. “I love it.” Jake shook his head chuckling. “You must be mad.” You leant over to the table and swiped a bit of frosting up with your finger. “Must be.” You said playfully before wiping the pink frosting on the end of his nose, making him grin.

“You’re not gonna eat that are you?” He asked with concern. “Oh hell no. I wouldn’t dream of it.” You confessed, shaking your head. “Good.” He laughed before kissing you.

You screamed when a loud bang came from next to you. Strings of paper fell on top of you both as the smell of burn flooded your nose. Looking to your side you saw Gina and Charles smiling at you as they chorused “Surprise!” You laughed and faced Jake again, finding him admiring you in his arms. “I love you, babe.” He grinned down at you. “I love you too, honey.” You shared a sweet kiss whilst the guys hollered and cheered for the happy ending to your disaster.

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[justateenfangirl0616]

Brooklyn 99

I have officially finished my binge of this masterpiece of a show and will now add Jake Peralta and Rosa Diaz to my list of characters I will write for.

#brooklyn 99 #rosa diaz #jake peralta #nine nine #imagine #fanfiction #oneshot requests #requests always open

[inlovewithgreta]

Hi, i loved ur Rosa Diaz fic. can you do another with a non binary reader?

idm plot and im not good at giving requests sorry

Liquid Courage - Rosa Diaz x Non-Binary!Reader

.・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。.

Summary: You decide to attend a part with your coworkers, fully expecting to just dance around and get wasted. But, things take a turn when someone finally admits their very obvious feelings for you.

Warnings: mentions of alcohol, alcohol consumption, light swearing, thigh riding, pussy eating (r receiving)

Word Count: 1.3k

Taglist: @shslbunnylover @bellatrixsbrat

© Do not copy, repost, or modify any of my works.

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This was it. This was the moment. The moment that was about to change everything. Your whole life was about to change, and you were prepared for it.

You would admit that you were pretty tipsy, but your head was completely clear. You knew you wanted this. No, needed this. You craved this. You just didn't expect it to happen at a party. A party with all of your coworkers.

Your lips were dancing in complete harmony as you were tightly trapped between the door and the heated body in front of you. Rosa finally had enough of your teasing, and with a little bit of liquid courage, she finally decided it was time to take things to the next level.

Rosa finally snapped. After months of teasing words, and knowing touches, she decided it was now or never. Of course there would be a long talk afterwards, something she would normally fear, but with you it was different, and she didn't care. She knew she had fallen deeply for you, and yes it scared her, but she was not about to let someone else take what she wanted.

You.

Her mouth left yours after you both were in need of air, but it never left your body. Instead, it kissed a trail along your jawline. Hungrily.

"Rosa..." you mewled, your neck now being her main focus. "They're going to notice we're gone." You truly didn't care if they noticed, but Rosa was different. Your coworkers will go rabid if they find out about the two of you, and Rosa wasn't one to talk about her personal life. And now, you've reached a point with her where there was no turning back.

"Don't care," she mumbled into your neck that she was now leaving marks on wherever she pleased.

"What if they find out about us?"

"Let them."

"But—" You were cut off with a gasp when her teeth suddenly nipped at your earlobe.

"I'll take care of it," she reassured you. "But first let me take care of you, hmm? You think I haven't noticed how hot and bothered you've been all night?" She shifted her leg between yours, allowing her to press herself against your core.

"Was it that obvious?" You chuckled, throwing your head back against the door while she continued her work along your neck.

"Oh... it was very obvious. You squirmed and blushed like a schoolgirl with just the smallest touch from me. It's quite flattering." She pressed her lips against yours once more, this time more passionately. Your hips bucked against her thigh, the friction making you audibly moan into her mouth.

"Rosa, please..." you whined, when her hand cupped at your clothed breast and gave it a squeeze.

She left your neck after planting a few kisses to your now hickey-covered skin. "Please what, mi amor? What do you need?" She had a knowing smirk on her face as she fondled you.

Mi amor... that new nickname spilling from her lips had you dripping down your thighs.

"You know what I need...I need you," you admitted, fingers waving through her tight dark curls cascading down the back of her head.

"Where?" She teased again, her soft thumb swiping at your now smudged lipstick.

"Get on your knees and find out," you teased, the alcohol truly making you more courageous than ever.

Rosa bit her bottom lip, slowly sinking lower and lower until she was perfectly kneeled between your legs. "My, my, you're completely soaked. All this for me?" Her warm hands took hold of your panties, guiding the ruined fabric down your legs.

You looked down at Rosa, nodding your head with the most hottest 'fuck me' eyes she had ever seen before, not wasting anymore precious time before shoving her face between your thighs to lick a strip up your puffy folds.

You were too attached to her heavenly eyes to notice she had stuffed your thong in her bra to not only free up both hands, but to relish in the fact that you would have to come back to her to get them back once you realized she had taken them hostage.

Rosa savored every taste of you, lapping and sucking along your pussy like her life depended on it, meanwhile you were voiceless, inaudible as your fingers pulled at the dark coils of her hair.

She hummed when the grip you held on her hair tightened, sending a wave of vibrations straight to your core that made your head go even fuzzier than it already was.

It was the best head you've ever received, and now you were addicted. Addicted to the fingers holding your legs open, leaving crescent shaped marks from her nails. Addicted to the tongue that lavished you.

Your head fell back against the door, causing a sudden loud thud to turn people's attention towards the locked door that you were currently leaning on as you were getting eaten out.

"Fuck, Rosa!" You finally choked out, "I- I'm gonna—" You cut yourself off with a sudden moan, thighs squeezing around Rosa's head.

"Come for me," Her words were muffled, but you heard her loud and clear, holding onto her curly hair for support while the other clawed at the door behind you.

Rosa sucked your bud, her mouth finally giving attention to your most sensitive spot, sending you into a complete spiral. Your juices covered her chin, dripping down her neck, and into the valley between her breasts that were pushed up and heavily exposed from the deep v-neck dress she was wearing.

The ravenette hummed in approval, the taste of your exotic release instantly becoming her new favorite thing. Her ministrations grew softer, patiently waiting for you to come down from your high, while also cleaning you up in the process.

She knew when to back away when you muttered a few "okay's" and gently released the strong hold on her head that your thighs previously held. Rosa licked a strip up your thigh, but the two of you were quickly pulled out of your euphoric moment when a few rapid knocks to the door brought you both back to reality that you weren't alone.

Rosa's head quickly snapped up, face flushed from the sudden urgency to clean the two of you up and get out of there. "Don't move," she ordered, pulling herself up and washing herself off at the sink, before digging through drawers to find a clean washcloth for you.

"I couldn't even if I wanted to," you giggled, still on a high after your climax. Rosa smiled and shook her head, damping the cloth with warm water before returning back to you.

"Who's in there? Can you hurry up, I have to pee!" More urgent knocks banged came from the other side of the door.

"One second!" Rosa yelled, as she fell back to her knees in front of you. "I know you're sensitive, but I have to clean you up, okay?" She asked sweetly, and you couldn't help but giggle at her sudden change of tone and nod your head.

"What have I gotten myself into..." she smiled as she shook her head, giving your inner thigh a gentle kiss after wiping you clean.

"Something good, I hope." You smiled back, as she stood back on her feet. "Something very good," she replied back, leaning forward as if to kiss you but pulling back when another round of knocks rang through.

She let out an exasperated sigh, while her arm wrapped around your waist to pull you away from the door so she could open it. If looks could kill, hers definitely would.

"Fucks sake, Gina. Have some goddamn patience!" She snapped, pulling you close to her to keep you steady as she walked you out of the bathroom. "They can barely walk! I had to help them out in the bathroom!"

And she wasn't technically lying, you could barely walk. But it wasn't because of the alcohol.

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#rosa diaz #rosa diaz x reader #brooklyn 99 #brooklyn nine nine #fanfic #smut #lesbiansmut #wlw smut #oneshot

[maxsevenbetterplaylist]

pumpkin carriage, frog prince – jake peralta x reader;

author’s note: first request actually completed!!! props for that!!! also yes i am willing to write a sequel just ask for it and i’ll do it;

pairing: jake peralta x reader;

request: lil nonnie says: “do you think you could write a jake x reader where amy and/or charles sets up a blind date for jake and reader?? idk i think blind dates are so cute!" (requests are open!);

word count: 1124 (it’s a ficlet but i think it’s just the right size);

tags: @ofnifflersandkings (i think?) (reply or send me an ask if you want to be tagged on imagines!);

TW: uh i think there swearing;

“Soo, big night, right, Jake?” Charles Boyle asked, pushing his chair away from his table and rolling over to his friend’s desk. Jake leaned back and put his arms behind his head, smiling cockily, while Amy Santiago, sitting in front of him, observed him cautiously. “You’re bringing them boys to party tonight, aren’t you?”

“Ew, Charles.” Amy complained, shaking her head.

“Sorry if this guy here is a predator, Amy.” Charles smiled at her, but Jake shook his head.

“No, Boyle, it’s not like that.” He said, drawing their attention back and earning a question mark-face from his friend. Jake sat up straight and smiled at them both.“Tonight, Jacob Peralta is the kindest gentleman in town.”

“But I thought you were going with one of the three date packages!” Charles protested, earning a concerned look from Amy.

“Three date packages?” She echoed judgingly, as Charles nodded enthusiastically at her and Jake pressed his temples, not believing on what was happening.

“Jake has 3 date packages. They work every time. Package A: Close-up magic, dinner, drinks. Package B: Close-up magic, drinks. Package C: Close-up magic.”

“Jake!” Amy protested, eyes wide open at her friend. “I only agreed to set you up on a blind date with one of my friends because you promised you’d be polite!”

“Nobody even says polite anymore, Amy! We're on the 21st century!” Gina pointed out from her table, making Amy roll her eyes but Jake nod in agreement.

“Look, if you’re not gonna be… Decent for one night, I’m gonna cancel it with Y/N.” Amy said, raising her eyebrows and picking her phone up. Jake widened his eyes.

“No no no, please don’t do that!” He stood up slightly, hands thrown in Amy’s direction. She backed away from the desk slightly. “Look, it’s not like that. I promised to be polite and so I will be, I’m not gonna scare your friend off.”

Amy didn’t say anything for a moment, looking from her phone to Jake and back. Rosa sighed loudly. “Come on, Amy, his dating life sucks. Just let him have this.”

Jake blinked at her. “I don’t really know whether I should thank you or not.”

“You’re welcome.” She said monotonously, and he looked back at Amy, who threw her hone back on the desk.

“Fine, Jake. It’s still on.” Santiago said, and Jake commemorated a little. “But, if Y/N tells me that you were a jerk, you’ll have to deal with me.”

“Don’t worry, Santiago! She will be so blown away by me being a gentleman, she will know exactly what hit her.” Jake bragged, putting his arms behind his head again. “Oh yeah – I’m gonna be a gentleman.”

“What?” Amy shot back, not understanding.

“I am trash talking you. While simultaneously proving I will be respectful of your friend.” Jake replied, as if it was obvious. “It’s a tough line to walk, but I could not have been more clear, Amy, catch up.”

“Yeah, Amy, catch up!” Boyle reinforced, but she didn’t bother to answer them. As she thought of it, she was now rather curious about the ending of that night.

You pursed your lips, checking yourself in the mirror yet once more. Amy'd told you you looked just fine in your best jeans and night-out top ("especially since you're meeting Peralta, he'll already be impressed to be talking to a real woman," she'd also stressed) but something seemed off. It suddenly clicked. You ran to your bathroom and grabbed your burgundy lipstick. Although you loved it, it was hard to find the right occasion to use it, but, tonight, you felt like it.

You'd just finished putting it on when the doorbell rang. In a hurry, you put your phone back into your purse checking if your wallet was also in there. You forced yourself to take a deep breath, looking at the hallway's mirror once more. "Come on, Y/N." You told yourself as fiercely as you could. "It's just Amy's friend from work. She said you'd like him, you trust her. Just open the damn door."

And you did. On the other side stood a good-looking man, with pale skin, brown and really soft-looking hair and gleaming brown eyes, as if he was having fun already. He wore a leather jacket over a simple blue button down and jeans, and looked better than most guys would on it. He took one of his hands from his back and stretched it to you, showing a single red rose, and smiled. It was a really nice smile, you had to admit.

"Please tell me Amy really did give me the address of Y/N L/N." He said jokingly, and you cracked a smile. You took the rose from his hand rather shyly, stepping out and closing the door behind you.

"And you must be detective Jake Peralta." You said, smiling still. "Pleasure to meet you."

"The pleasure is all mine, m'lady." He said, exaggerating his gestures and almost curtsying to you. You laughed at his antics, walking past him to call the elevator. "Please don't tell Amy I said this, like, ever, but I'm actually surprised. I didn't think Santiago could have a friend that looked this good."

You pursed your lips at the compliment and offered a smile as a thank you. Jake seemed to acknowledge it, and you played with the rose in your hands. It had no thorns, you noticed, but said nothing. "Soo, Jake... Where are we going tonight?"

"Oh, right, yeah." He smiled at you, raising his eyebrows as both of you walked into the elevator. "We, miss Y/N, are hitting one of my favourite bars. Don't worry, it's date-friendly, and, for worse or better, it has both of us signed up for the karaoke night."

"You signed us up for karaoke without even knowing me?" You asked him, mouth ajar. "Amy was right about you."

"Why, did she say I am extremely charming and know exactly how to hit it off with girls?" He replied, actually quite charmingly, and you forced yourself to chuckle.

"No, she said you were a crack up."

Jake shrugged slightly, shoving his hands into his pockets. "Well, can't say she's not right."

"And she said that was why I was gonna like you." You finished awkwardly, seeing a smile creep up back onto his face as the elevator doors dinged open. "Lucky me, I get to be the judge of that."

"So lucky, right?" He echoed, making you roll your eyes. "Now, m'lady, to your carriage."

"She also mentioned your car is completely trashed."

"Lets just say it has already turned back into a pumpkin." Jake winked at you, leading you out to his car. “I’m just a poor frog prince with his pumpkin carriage, Y/N.”

“Those are two different fairy tales, Jake.” You giggled, following him.

“And I’m the crossover of your dreams.” He said with a smirk, and you rolled you eyes. You had a good feeling about that night.

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[domxmarvel]

3-4

Masterlist

Requested by:Anon

Pairing: Rosa Diaz x Female!Reader

Words: 449 

Request:Hello, I hope you're doing well! If it's okay, may I please request a rosa diaz x fem reader oneshot? Maybe where they go on a date or group activity with the squad, which is laser tagging and Rosa and R are on different sides, Rosa manages to corner R but decides to tease/distract her by pushing her against the wall and kissing her before shooting her and walking away leaving a breathless and flushed R staring at her. A bit smutty please?

Everyone knew you had a crush on Rosa,you were worse than Boyle at hiding it. She probably already knew,but she never said anything about it. You had no idea what to say to her,you had no idea where to even start. The others tried giving you advice,but you decided not to listen to them,especially Boyle. They tried to set you up,paring you for cases and especially undercover missions. Jake was talking to Captain Holt for like an hour before they both walked out.

“Everyone remembers the team building exercise it told you about,Jake convinced me to change the location to something more fitting”

“We’re going to the best lazer tag place” Jake shouted,running to the elevator. You were very confused,but the rest of the squad got up and followed him. 

***

On the way you split into teams,you and Rosa were on different teams which you didn’t think much about,but you noticed she was eyeing you. Once you got there she pulled you aside.

“Hey Y/N,wanna make a bet?”

“What kind of bet?”

“If you win I’ll do whatever you want,if I win you have to go on a date with me” She definitely knew you liked her,both those scenarios were a win for you. 

“I hope you’re prepared for what I have in store” She smirked,imagining what you could be thinking of. “All that paperwork” You lied,she laughed so quickly you almost missed it.

“Good luck,you’re gonna need it” She slapped your but as she walked by. 

You were tied 3-3 and this was the final match,both of you were playing really aggressively and everyone was running out of your way. It wasn’t much of a team building exercise,if anything they found out  you were just as scary as Rosa. You had taken out everyone else,it was just the two of you left. Ducking behind various things,you could hear her footsteps and she was getting really close. You bolted running to find cover,but she was too fast causing you to change direction. The next thing you knew she had you cornered,she pushed you against the wall before you could properly react. 

“Looks like you win” Before you could say another word,she kissed you,pushing you further against the wall. You moved your hands through her hair,sliping your tongue inside her mouth. You felt her tense up at that,but she quickly did the same. Only pulling away when you needed to breathe. “Rosa” The second you said her name,she pulled the trigger.

“You owe me another kiss” You pulled her back in.

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[glossolali]

I just realised I never talk about my DnD game here for some reason, so here's a few tidbits so far (and a bunch are related to CR cause that's what happens if you're around me long enough):

- We're pirates and we have a ship called the Snaggletooth

- The party pet is my raven who has a Swedish (chef) accent and a rivalry with our chaotic halfling barb rogue and it's hilarious, it's currently 2 - 1 in the raven's favor

- Our drow druid is a Rosa Diaz archetype who secretly wears fluffy pink socks and can't lie (it's a whole thing)

- Yesterday our gnome trickery cleric sat down on the ground and talked (barked) with the 100+ year old shop dog while we were shopping and paid him with head scritches for information on a criminal organization we want to take down lol

- My PC is a half-orc moon druid who is best described as a mix of Yasha, Beau and Fjord with a sprinkle of Grog (not on purpose haha my brain just did it)

- I've been yelling at them to watch anything CR for months and finally they all started.. the DM is watching oneshots, C2, C3 and my friend is watching C1, and another friend has watched TLOVM

- C1 watcher friend said yesterday "I don't like Ori*n he acts weird esp with the female PCs and NPCs" and I just laughed so loud and was like... "uhhh you have no idea" and proceeded to spill the t

- TLOVM watcher friend is a rogue multiclasser and keeps talking about Vax like "yeah you know the rogue? his subclass is cool etc. etc." and I'm like "YES, DO YOU MEAN VAX'ILDAN?" and act very Normal about it

- My DM watching and now being a fan of CR, and being a DM who puts in his fave characters from media as minor NPCs for fun in our game, he recently put Fearne in!!! LMAO you should have seen my face when he said "Jazz is chaos" and I realised what was happening

- Just yesterday he was yelling with me about Molly and he's like "!!!!!!the thing!!!!!! whyyyy!!!!!" and I was like "I KNOW!! BELIEVE ME!!!" which doesn't begin to explain how I really feel or the fact that I've spent a significant amount of time literally mourning them and thinking, writing and blogging about Molly LOL

- He said his favourite C2 characters so far are Molly and Beau which made me want to yell (more) cause same -- my other friend was like "they're all your favourites what are you talking about" they're right

- AND MOST IMPORTANTLY-- LISTEN, HE'S PUTTING MOLLY IN OUR GAME (screaming noises.....) as the underground contact for our criminal trickery cleric, in this huge colorful seedy vegasesque city, and I'm going to be SOOO fucking normal about it of course and try not to cry, especially if he does a really good Molly impression LMAO

Anyway it's funny that they all have the same favourite characters and the same opinions as me, and I will be posting updates

EDIT: I made some art and some minis for my campaign!

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[randomfandomimagine]

Work Visit (Rosa x Reader)

Character: Rosa Diaz

Fandom: Brooklyn 99

Categories: Reader Insert, GenderNeutral!Reader

Title: Work Visit

  Requested by anon:

Hi! So I'm glad that that u r doing b99 so I'm gonna request a Rosa Diaz imagine? Where Rosa and Reader are dating but jake is like flirting with reader non stop so Rosa is jealous but she doesn't show it, but it's a happy ending with reader and Rosa? Ty :D

A/N: Keep in mind that it’s the first time I write for this fandom and that I just recently started watching it in English when there was no more Spanish dub for season 5 at the moment. So bear with me and I hope you enjoy!

  I hoped she didn’t mind me visiting her at work, I wouldn’t take much of her time and I would leave if she was too busy. I just wanted to know how it was like there, see Rosa in action since she had such a cool job. Not to mention see her, since lately she had been so busy that I barely even saw her at all.

The police station was busy, with people walking up and down, phones ringing and lots of workers focused on their computers or paperwork.

I couldn’t really see Rosa, so I supposed she wasn’t there at the moment. Perhaps she had to go out for an emergency.

“Can anyone tell me where I can find Rosa Diaz?” I spoke up, hoping any of them paid attention to me.

A tall and burly man stood up from his chair, towering over me. I was intimidated as his expression was pretty grave at first.

“Are you her friend?” A smile suddenly took over his features, in a much friendlier way. “You must be Y/N!”

“I am” I smiled back, happy with the sweet tone in his voice. “Has she mentioned me?”

“She did! I knew there was something going on when I saw her smiling to herself like that” Placing the folder he had under his arm and holding it against his side, he intertwined his hands and grinned at me. “She has told us all about you!”

“Rosa?” I eyed him suspiciously, knowing my girlfriend wasn’t exactly the most open person.

“Okay, she hasn’t” He gave in reluctantly. “But she has mentioned you!”

I observed him and supposed that had to be Terry. Big, muscular, kind and friendly. The sergeant. Rosa had spoken about all her colleagues, her friends.

Not that she did on her own, but she seemed so proud about her work and her family at the 99 that I often asked her to tell me more about it. And sometimes she gave in and told me a bit from them.

“I feel flattered” I mumbled, still analyzing him curiously.

“Sorry, I’m Terry” Noticing my staring, he offered a hand for me to shake, which I did. “Rosa is interrogating a suspect right now”

“Poor guy” I let out a sarcastic chuckle. “He’s gonna spill the beans”

“Yeah” Terry softly chuckled as well. “But she should be back soon”

“I’ll just wait for her right here” I nodded energetically as I crossed my arms and leaned on the closest desk, which was empty and I had no idea who it belonged to.

Terry nodded too before he walked off to tend to some business off his own. Surely, he was as busy as anyone in that place.

I took a look around while I waited, spotting those of her closest colleagues. The girl wearing the gray suit and the ponytail had to be Amy, the eccentric girl staring at her phone had to be Gina, and the short man calmly typing on his computer keyboard was probably Charles. Captain Holt was hidden behind the shutters that barely even let me see him in his office.

Mainly, they were basically like I had imagined them when she was describing them to me.

But out of all of them –apart from Scully and Hitchcock, who were in adjacent desk chatting and eating –I thought that there was someone missing.

That nerdy and bubbly guy she was also friends with, what was his name again? Jake?

“Another successful arrest, thank you very much!” Just then, a guy that pretty much fit that description walked in.

He was proudly taking a delinquent with him and handing him over to other cop so he would put him in that little jail of theirs at one side of the room.

As Jake –or who I assumed was Jake –walked closer to the desk I was leaning in, I realized I now knew who it belonged to.

“What’s up, buttercup?” He greeted me with familiarity, as tough we had met many times before.

“Hello…” I mumbled, half questioningly, as he approached me.

“What’s someone like you doing in a place like this?” He grinned and coolly crossed his arms as he leaned in the desk with me.

“Is that the best you got?” I asked him, obviously noticing the flirtatious hint in his speech.

“Actually, yeah” he made a funny face as he nodded, unapologetic yet somewhat awkwardly.

At least I was now sure that was Jake. It had to be.

“And you are?” I played fool, not really wanting to discover that Rosa had openly spoken about them all. It would embarrass her and she’d get mad at me.

“Jake Peralta, the best cop around here” He shook my hand just like Terry had, just that his grip was definitely softer. “Got a name to accompany that cute face of yours?”

“Y/N” I eyed him suspiciously, wondering what that guy was up to.

I did remember Rosa mentioning more about him, not that Rosa talked much. We had started dating not long ago and I knew she could be reserved. But apparently Jake and her got along pretty well most of the time and had worked in cases together many many times. They made a great team and had each other’s backs.

“That’s funny, I feel like I know you” Squinting a bit, Jake eyed me up and down. “Have we met?”

I didn’t reply, still not wanting to admit Rosa spoke of him. I just shrugged as any response.

“So tell me, do you like Die Hard?” He said in an attempt of sexy voice, making it deeper and oddly funny.

“Who doesn’t?” I grinned, teasing him a little. He was a funny guy, I liked him.

“See? I like you!” Jake kindly patted my arm. “I knew you were cool the moment I saw you”

“Before you keep at it-“ I began to say, about to tell him I wasn’t single, but he interrupted me.

“Let me guess, you’re a cop too”

“Actually, I-“

“Peralta!” I was interrupted again, yet this time it was a female voice I was extremely familiar with. “Would you stop flirting with Y/N?”

The both of us looked behind us, to where Rosa was coming from holding a bunch of papers that surely were reports on the interrogatory she had just finished.

“Why, is Y/N your friend?” Jake kindly smiled, keeping calm and cool. “I just wanted to chat and-“

“Because we’re together” Rosa simply replied, almost challenging him to keep flirting with me after discovering such information.

Jake’s eyes widened as he made another funny face and he instantly distanced himself from me. He opened his mouth in awe and pointed at me with a gasp, his expression changing from surprise to realization and finally to excitement.

“Together together? Oh!” He squeaked happily. “So you’re Y/N! The Y/N! Rosa’s Y/N!”

“I guess” I shrugged, looking over to Rosa. My girlfriend was staring blankly, even if her cheeks had a faint pink blush on them.

“It’s so nice to meet you!” Jake took my hand again and eagerly shook it. “Sorry that I flirted a little, I didn’t know! It wasn’t even flirting, was it?”

“It was flirting” Rosa and I said at the same time, just that she did quite angrily and I did softly.

“Okay” He let go of my hand and pursed his lips, standing there awkwardly. “I’ll just go and leave you two lovebirds to whatever you do when others aren’t flirting with Y/N”

I chuckled as he urgently ran away, exclaiming something about Captain Holt calling him and needing to go. Even though we all knew that didn’t happen and it was just a clumsy yet hilarious excuse.

“He’s nice” I told Rosa as soon as she walked to her desk and dropped the papers on there.

“He’s an idiot” She replied, although I knew she definitely said it fondly.

I observed her, trying to memorize the blush in her cheeks before it disappeared forever. It was quite rare to see Rosa Diaz blush, after all.

“What are you doing here, Y/N?” At last, the tension in her voice faded away.

“I was missing you” I averted my eyes once hers fell upon me. “And I just wanted to check out where you work, see the people you told me about”

“Rosa talked about us?!” Charles exclaimed, apparently he had been listening to our conversation.

“No I didn’t” She assured, sending him a nonchalant yet authoritarian glance.

“No you didn’t” Charles quickly replied, going back to whatever he was doing.

I laughed a little again and focused my attention on her.

“If you’re busy or don’t want me to be here, just say it and I’ll leave” I mumbled shyly, hoping I didn’t upset her.

“Don’t be stupid” Rosa replied calmly, facing me to let me know her attention was on me as well. “I love that you came to see me”

I smiled at her, and she showed me a tiny smile in return. She was obviously happy to see me indeed.

“So I can come by some time again?”

“Of course you can”

“I will then”

We just locked eyes and stood there in silence, being very aware that we weren’t alone. The people in there, although busy with their own business, were all around us. Very self-conscious about this, I leaned closer to her.

I wanted to leave a chaste and tiny peck on her lips, but felt like it would be inappropriate at her workplace. Instead, I planted a soft kiss on her cheek and shyly smiled at her. She smiled as well, just that not with her lips. Her eyes twinkled fondly instead.

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