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finniestoncrane · 11 months
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General!Scarecrow x General!Mad Hatter x GN!Reader word count: 1k a lil thing for a trade, hattercrow x reader, although poor jervis is just happy to be there lmao 💜 request info • prompt list • send me a request • kofi • masterlist minors DNI!! 🔞 cw: fluff, some sexual stuff i mean it's me
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At the mercy of the two deeply intelligent men, both renowned in their villainy and yet so completely different in nature, you sighed and moaned. Jonathan Crane and Jervis Tetch were convincing in their efforts to get you to agree to their proposition. What you had at first expected to be something experimental in nature, related to either Jervis’ hypnotism or Jonathan’s nightmare inducing toxins, you had come to realise was entirely sexual in nature, apparent from their immediate devouring of your body once you had enthusiastically agreed to participate.
On either side of your neck, you felt Jonathan and Jervis competing for your soft moans. While his softer counterpart kissed tenderly, whispering sweet nothings into your ear as he ran his tongue softly along your skin, Crane chose to take a different route to your satisfaction. He bit into your skin, the sharp pain drawing a wincing whine from your lips which he pulled back to smirk at. A deep, gritty chuckle spilled from his throat before he brought his mouth down around you again. The dramatic, vampiric move as he clenched his jaw, open wide, around you, sucking at your skin and pulling the blood to the surface.
With a minute change to his temperament, Jervis tried to match his opponent in the crusade for your affection, or for your orgasm, and began to ferociously nibble at your neck and collar bone. With your sudden increase in subtle moans, the sense of praise, that he was doing something right, made his heart leap. With the burst of adrenaline and confidence, he brought his hand to your stomach, walking his fingers up, running his palm along you behind them, and reached for your chest where he settled flat, feeling your heartbeat.
Standing away from you, smiling cruelly at the way your lips and body tried to follow him, desperate for more of his touch, Jonathan stood away. As he sneered you cursed yourself for allowing him a display of your desire, for offering him the upper hand.
Spurred on by his new sense of dominance, something you had both been fighting for since he had first made contact with your body, he shifted his coat back, exposing a small sheath from which he produced a short but sharp blade. It glinted in the light as he held the handle in a tight grip, pointing the tip into his finger as he turned it back and forth, maintaining eye contact with you as Jervis continued his assault on your neck.
“Fear drives us. It pushes out ability to respond. Accesses a deeper part of our subconscious and tells us things about ourselves that we never really knew. What do you think it might tell you?”
You leaned into the blade, letting the tip of it press into your skin just enough that you noticed Jonathan’s chest shudder in brief panic before he composed himself.
“I think, Crane, that it’s telling me I’m braver than I thought, or at least than you thought. And that what I really crave is the danger. Of you. If you think you can provide me with that.”
With a sly smile he watched as you gripped the back of Jervis’ head, pushing him down to his knees on the floor. Stepping over him and standing directly in front of him with a complete disregard for his colleague’s ability to participate, Jonathan blocked Tetch’s view of your body as he took you completely, but not before you grabbed at the front of his shirt and pulled him down to your level. He winced at the sudden jerk in his back. With his nose pressed to yours he narrowed his eyes and furrowed his brows, a stark contrast to the playful and mischievous grin you wore.
“Play nice, Jonathan.”
You mocked him, teasing him as you licked at your lips, tongue so close to touching him, but ever so slightly out of reach.
“Are you ok down there, sweetie?”
Jervis cocked his head out from behind Jonathan and smiled up at you, utter adoration and devotion in his lopsided grin. His soft nature making him a perfectly submissive treat, happy to be there at the service of two bodies that he found deeply tantalising.
“Completely, absolutely, wonderously perfect.”
“Make yourself useful then, Tetch.”
With a forceful shove, Jonathan reached behind his back and pushed Jervis face against his rear, knowing his friend to be all too familiar and willing to service him. He pulled at Jonathan’s trousers, exposing his lower half to the cool air of the room in the abandoned warehouse. With his cock bouncing free, Jonathan grabbed it at the base and lined it up with your entrance, offering you one final look, raised eyebrows, an insidious grin playing on his mouth.
“Are you quite ready then?”
You shot back immediately, not one to back down from any instigation, and wanting Jonathan to know exactly where he stood.
“Are you?”
With a low growl, Jonathan leaned his head back slightly, enraged that he found himself so desperate, so aroused by your refusal to submit completely, or easily, to him. Jervis on the other hand whimpered at the display of strength, the playful but tense back and forth between you both. This alone was enough to have him bucking his hips ferociously into the air, desperate to find friction, something to rut against. He feverishly delved between Jonathan’s cheeks, tongue firm and strong as he pressed it inside of the tight hole.
Jerked forward by the motion, the head of Jonathan’s cock teased against you and he let out a soft whimper at the sensation, both of them at the same time, taking his body over in pleasure. Furious, ecstatic, he groaned Jervis’ name as you whined Jonathan’s, and pushed forward inside of you, immediately howling in pleasure, the chorus of you and Jervis joining in soon after as you all got into the swing of things.
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angelofthenight · 4 months
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Jervis: we have to think! what would Jerome and (y/n) do in this situation?
Jonathan: you want us to make sex jokes?
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i-smoke-chapstick · 2 months
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‘NWA, [kinkpril day 2 - bukkake]
-GOTHAM!VILLIANS X READER-
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⋆ Characters ↬ Jerome Valeska, Jervis Tetch, Jonathan Crane (J-Squad)
⋆ 𝐒𝐘𝐍𝐎𝐏𝐒𝐈𝐒 ; foursome with the j-squad !!!
⋆ tags/warnings. GOTHAM!villains x female reader. Day 2 of gotham tv kinkpril! How this works is each day I follow the prompt list; and pick gotham characters who I personally think would resonate with said kink. SMUT!!! PURE PORN. BUKKAKE! FOURSOME!! Poly relationship!!! For those who don’t know, bukkake is just getting your face came on by multiple men. Hard kinks. Warning for spit, overstimulation, pseudo-degradation, and cum. lots of it.
♫ “She just wanna fuck crazy, She just wanna fuck till she can't move no more. / We should make her pay for this.” NWA by Miguel
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The whole room smells like sex. You feel filthy, you feel free. Strange how the three men in front of you could bring themselves to share you. You don’t mind a bit.
You’re spread-eagle on a bed in someones mansion. You’re unsure who owns it exactly- but you are sure Jervis hypnotized some poor sap. Any other day you might’ve playfully scolded him, but not today. From the moment you entered the house, Jerome has been licking and kissing your body like a madman. Hard to pay attention when your lover has no perception of personal space.
Jerome ranted to you, mindlessly, all last night and throughout today. He couldn’t keep his mouth shut, which earned him a glare from Jonathan. You’d been curious as to why the redhead was more talkative than usual, but everything clicked when you were roughly shoved on the bed by Jonathan. They wanted to try something new.
And they’d done just that.
“J-Jerome, please.” You’re muffled voice whispers, choking on dick. The pause in you sucking has Jonathan growling, delivering a sharp slap to your chest. You blink away tears as he forces himself deeper.
“Anything for you, doll.” Jerome teases, and theres a sarcastic edge to his voice. He’s laughing at you. His hips wildly buck into your slit, sloppy movements sending wet squelches echoing from the room. The bed is bouncing as his nails dig into your thighs.
At Jerome’s remark, Jervis gives a small giggle, seemingly just as high on this as you are. You continue to wet your lips around Jonathan’s cock, spit bubbling around him. Jervis is pressing his member into the small of your back, fingertips circling your clit while Jerome fucks himself into you. You feel your eyes glaze over.
“Eyes on me.” Jonathan tugs harshly your hair, possessivley taking your attention away from Jervis’s movements. You try your best to see through your tears of overstimulation, exhaling through your nose. You look up towards him, and he lets out a grunt of approval from under his mask. Jervis looks less than pleased, eyes narrowing at the gesture. His patience is thinning, and his circles on your pussy turn rougher. You let out a yelp.
You can tell Jonathan’s getting close from the way his hold on your hair tightens painfully. It only enhances the pleasure. You moan around him when Jerome hits a particularly sweet spot, and you feel Jonathan’s hips sputtering into your mouth.
Jonathan pulls himself out of your mouth with a slippery pop, and his dick twitches as he spills his seed all over your face. The thin coat of cum covers your eyes, mouth, and cheeks, and you wince. You breathe wildly underneath him. You instinctively go to wipe the cum away from your eyes, but feel you feel your wrists pinned down.
Partially blinded, you squint, realizing the feeling of Jerome’s cock is not filling you up anymore. You attempt to look around, finding your hands being held to the mattress by Jervis and Jonathan to keep you firmly in place.
Jerome hovers above you, smiling as he unleashes his own load on your face, laughing through his orgasm. Once again, your face is painted in cream, and you’re whimpering loudly. The sound only makes Jerome laugh and cum harder it seems.
“See? I told ya you could take it!” Jerome’s voice is all you hear, and all you can do is choke and moan loudly. Jervis’s fingers are still working impossibly fast on your clit, and your back arches into him.
“All yours.” Jonathan nods to Jervis, responding nonchalantly. Jervis offers a begrudgingly polite smile. Jerome nods his head wildly, effectively in his happy place through maddening orgasmic bliss.
“Thank you, Gentlemen.” Jervis cocks his head, hand movements stopping. You take the time to catch your breath, which is ripped away from you as you feel Jervis’s heavy cock slide into you in one wet fluid motion. You can’t help but scream at the feeling of being re-stretched, heat filling you.
Through the tears and cum, you can make out Jervis grinning, the figures of Jonathan and Jerome disappearing behind you. For a moment you think they’ve left, until you feel Jerome kitten-lick a swipe of his and Jonathan’s own load off your face. Jerome’s hands roam over you wildly, tweaking your nipples to illicit another loud yelp from you. He cackles.
Jonathan takes Jervis’s previous place, uncut fingernails scratching up and down your ribcage, before swiftly rubbing at your soft nub of flesh. The pleasure is just too much for you, feeling three sets of hands claim you as their own. You taste Jerome and Jonathan’s cum as it drips into your swollen lips.
Jervis’s hand comes under your chin, delicatley moving your face to look at him. His thrusts are sharp in contrast, slapping into you at an animalistic pace. He drawls under his breath; smiling.
“Tight, isn’t she?”
Jerome hums in agreement, coming up from his spot on your neck to spit in your mouth. You’re forced to swallow. Jerome’s grin doesn’t waver as he responds, “Best pussy I’ve ever had.”
Jonathan doesn’t speak, but you can tell he’s giving a crooked smile under the mask. He presses a slap to the fat of your thigh, watching it jiggle underneath his palm.
Between Jerome’s tongue on your neck and nipples, Jonathan’s hand smacking and flicking against your cunny, and Jervis’s fast pace pounding into your pussy, you feel the knot in your stomach tighten in anticipation.
Beside yourself, you match Jervis’s movements, trying desperately to fuck for any friction you can get. Your hips lift into him, chasing your own orgasm.
The moment of bliss finally comes when Jerome’s hand comes to squeeze around your neck, playful gesture sending you over the edge. You find yourself cumming around nothing, Jervis’s cock already in position. Pussy twitching only around Jonathan’s cold fingers, Jervis’s thick ropes of cum land on your face, groaning as he does so. You feel the hot creamy liquid drip down your forehead into the contours of your cheeks.
You refrain from opening your eyes, not letting the cum sting even more. But you hear Jerome’s voice right in your ear.
“Good aim.” He praises Jervis, and you can picture his small grin in response.
“I’ll go get a towel. Stay.” Jonathan’s blunt tone calls, weight shifting on the bed. You feel Jerome cuddle up into your breasts, and Jervis trace small circles on your wrist, pressing a gentle kiss to your knuckles.
You feel your fucked out mouth form into a dazed smile of your own. You love your boys.
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montimer · 9 months
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Could I request btas Scarecrow, Hatter, and Joker (or any variants if you want to switch things up) accidentally hitting their s/o? Not in the abusive sense but like their s/o was just standing really close while they were flailing their arms in a rant or something. The hit wasn’t bad, maybe just a bruise or something minor like that. I assume these boys would blow it out of proportion though.
Joker,MadHatter,Scarecrow (seperated) x gn!reader
Good idea!
Them accidentally hitting there s/o
Joker
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He was walking around while ranting. Probably about one of his pranks getting ruined by batman.
He came closer,standing next to you.
"Can you believe that?!" He asked as he raised both of his hands quickly. Then he felt hitting something w/ one of them, then an "ow"
He look there with a worried expression "Darling? Are you okay?"
After calming him down and getting him to stop kissing the spot that he hit, he still looked lil guilty.
You just gotta tell him that its all good and give him a big hug showing ur okay.
Mad hatter
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He probably threw his cup while talking to himself, not knowing you just come in to check on him. He then heard an "ow" and when he looked there, it was you there backing away.
His heart sank. He didn't know! He didn't wanted to hurt you!
He quickly made his way to you. "Oh dear, im so sorry. I didn't know you were there"
He kept on apologizing.
You cupped his face in ur hands telling him its ok.
Maybe it left a little brush which made him feel very guilty. He'll bring some ice for it.
Scarecrow
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He was probably talking to himself too. Maybe about something not working out.
You heard him and wanted to see if hes okay. So you came into his labor.
You go behind him, which he doesn't notice being too angry still talking to himself.
You speak up. He quickly looks behind slapping you. "WHAT?!"
But then he notices its you. He feels so bad.
He puts his hands up, he has a worried expression. "Oh y/n I-i didn't know- im so sorry"
Hes not sure what to do, and he doesn't wanto make you uncomfortable.
You tell him its all good and that you shouldn't have sneaked up behind him.
Your apology just makes him feel more guilty. Other people would have snapped on him by now, but you actually heared him out.
He will be quiet for the rest of the day, doing whatever you ask him to.
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fluffyfluffyscarecrow · 7 months
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Scarecrow, Two Face, Penguin, Mad Hatter, and Mr. Freeze with a Partner who Sleeps With A Plush of Them
Inspired by the Scarecrow and Two Face plushies I sewed.
Scarecrow
You had spent days hand-sewing this plush doll of Jonathan Crane, and though it wasn't perfect, you had put a lot of love into it.
The doll appeared to stare up at you with its button eyes while you held its floppy, huggable body and stroked its soft hair. It was like an exact copy of Jonathan, just smaller. And probably less likely to commit crimes.
Jonathan would be incredibly surprised to see the plush- lots of times when people made artistic interpretations of him they were meant to be terrifying. He had never seen a version of himself this...cuddly. He doesn't mind it, though. In fact, he's quite flattered.
When you tell him about how you cuddle the plush at night he practically melts.
Two Face
You made most of the plush Two Face with soft minky fabric, but decided to add something extra- faux fur on the white side of his hair and dot textured minky for his scars. He was perfect.
The first time you showed it to Harvey, he was speechless. His fingers ran across the soft fabrics you had used to capture him so lovingly, and you might have even seen a tear roll down the unscarred side of his face. Two Face is the one to break the silence, saying "you really want to cuddle me that much?"
When you admit to them you cuddle the plush at night to feel close to them, they immediately wrap you in a massive hug. You hug them back of course, making sure to kiss their scars.
Penguin
Oswald had always been insecure about his appearance, and no matter how much you tried to encourage and support him with words, hugs, everything...it always seemed as if his trauma would make him feel unworthy of you. So you got an idea. You would show him exactly how you saw him, in the form of a cuddly plushie.
You had to modify your pattern quite a bit to make it accurate, but it was worth it. The plush Penguin sat before you with its arms outstretched, just waiting to be held.
You paid extra attention to translating the parts of himself Oswald was insecure about into the plush- intricately sewn hands, a prominent beak-like nose, his cuddly, plump body, and of course his long, soft hair.
You're a bit nervous to show the plush to him as you're not sure how he'll react, so you start kind of awkwardly.
"Uh...I...I really wanted to show you how wonderful you are in my eyes and I...I adore every single part of you, so I made this..."
Oswald doesn't know what to think at first, but he's incredibly touched. He still tries to play it cool, of course.
"I mean, you could always have a life-sized version of me if you want."
Catch him off guard by kissing his nose and wrapping him in a hug.
Mad Hatter
Okay, uh.. You didn't sew this one. You just kinda found a Disney Mad Hatter plushie on Ebay or something and thought it reminded you of Jervis.
(Fun fact, I actually do have this plush and he's very soft!)
Even if you didn't sew it, Jervis freaking loves it. You want to cuddle? With him??? So badly that you got a plushie to hold when he wasn't there to comfort you????
Mr. Freeze
This man is very insecure about how he's unable to cuddle you due to his physical state, so you get an idea.
The plush was honestly kind of hard to make, with all the intricate details of his suit, but it was absolutely worth it. You even added a voice box inside so you could hear his sweet German accent whenever you wanted.
Also you added a small tuft of fluffy fabric for his hair, (ik BTAS doesn't have that but HQTAS does and I freaking love it so it's going here!)
He absolutely cries when you show it to him.
You wrap your arms around him when he does, it stings a bit but it's worth it to see him smile.
For Christmas that year you make him a Nora plushie, with magnets in her hands so she can hold hands with your Mr. Freeze plush.
You better believe he cuddles his Nora plush every day. It's not even close to having his wife back of course, but it does relieve some of the pain to get to hold her again.
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Killer Croc + 3 other rogues at your choice (btas, arkham, comic - I don't care) hear their S/O saying "you're beautiful and I won't take 'no' as an answer". How they'll react?
Oh my heart- I'll make them all BTAS because I love these versions.
You're Beautiful
BTAS!
Killer Croc
Kinda stunned.
T-thank you? Never someone told him this.
Most people just call him stupid or brute or monster...
It's nice feeling.
Do they want anything as thank you? Present pike jewerly? Or maybe cool car?
He just doesn't know how to say thank you.
Riddler
The man is turning red and giggling.
Starts saying how because of it it makes S/O amazing too since he choose them.
Would walk with his head high.
Scarecrow
Red on face and tells you stop talking nonsense.
So embarrassed, can't take it. Thinks it's some kind of way to just make fun of him.
Thought he slowly comes around to accept it. Ties to give complement back.
Mad Hatter
Mess.
He tries to complement them back but he's tongue twisted and has hard time coming with rhymes.
Instead he buys them enough flowers to fill the room.
He will remember that and treat S/O like someone out of this world.
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batman-dc-imagines · 2 months
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I'm begging you! Please make a short fic or something of the btas dork squads s/o wearing this:
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This has been on my single brain cell for the last 15 hours.
BTAS!Riddler
Relation: Romantic
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Like the other two boys, he’s flustered as hell.
But also intrigued.
Asks what’s the occasion.
Will probably do a little wolf whistle while shamelessly looking over your entire body.
He takes in every little detail, and curves on your body.
Will give you compliments.
Probably throw in a riddle somehow.
BTAS!Scarecrow
Relation: Romantic
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Oh boy.
You got this man all flustered.
His mask doesn’t do him any justice.
His line of sight will dart all over the place trying not to stare.
He fails miserably but that gives you the confidence to trail a hand over his shoulder and whisper things into his ear.
He practically melts where he stands.
BTAS!Mad Hatter
Relation: Romantic
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Oh frabjous day!
He thinks you look stunning!
There is a bit of tint to his face when he gets a better look at your fit the closer he looks over you.
He’ll put one gloved hand on your waist while holding your other hand with his and spin you around.
Asks if there’s one like it in blue that he can get for you.
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rae-raewrites · 7 months
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Can I request the BTAS dork squad + Harley Quinn for a s/o who’s scared of being abandoned? Please and thank you
You got it! And happy turkey day ya’ll I know who I’m thankful for. (Spoiler it’s you)
BTAS dork squad +harley with a s/o who’s scared of being abandoned
Riddler
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Normally that suave,charismatic personality is enough to put anyone’s mind at ease. Just one of his many talents.
So when he plans to go out with jervis for the evening he automatically notices the uncomfortableness that has found its way onto your face.
“Dear? Is something a matter?”
He tries to pry gently. Years off and on in the mad house teachs you that some don’t have the ability to easily talk about some things.
Now when you actually do tell him he’s going to be a little stunned for a moment
You wouldn’t think that about him would you? Oh criminal he may be but he’s not-
Jervis can wait,he needs to set this straight immediately
He knows that words can only go so far
If he can he pretty much brings you wherever he can if not nothing is stopping him from taking a page out of the dark knight and investing in trackers
“Me abandon you? That would be stupid! And I’m the smartest there is!”
Scarecrow
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Literally the perfect one to tell this too
His time teaching psychology
Does it originates from a specific incident? A group of incidents that culminated into a single reaction?
You don’t have to tell him of course! But it would be pretty nice for the personal notes………
But make no mistake he’s becoming your rock in this conversation
Lots of reassurance on his end
But also help you deal this healthily
I mean even he knows fear toxin in this situation isn’t going to help.
“Let me be the first to assure you that I’m going nowhere no matter how much you think you don’t deserve me so.”
Mad hatter
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The idea of him leaving you alone is already such a crazy idea.
I mean cmon what’s a hatter without his Alice?
Automatically stunned when he realizes you’re worried about him abandoning you.
“Is that what you think? What utter balderdash! Never!”
Congratulations now he’s going to do everything he can to 180 this entire thing entirely
Pining for you entirely.
Like twice as many tea parties as normal
He NEEDS to assure you he’s not going anywhere
Alice isn’t getting abandoned on his watch!
Harley
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Wether she will admit it or not this hits home for her
Years of being abandoned off and on again has given Harley a sense of knowing this kinda stuff
Especially if you’re staying attached to her like glue
“Sweetie you afraid I’m going somewhere?”
If you’re choosing to be open about it then be prepared for Harley to be Harley
All the over reassurance in the world with a heaping amount of love and affection
She’ll just make it a point to include you in everything now
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riddle-me-ri · 3 months
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hi uh, forgive me if this one's too weird, feel free to ignore but,, could we get some headcanon things of how the btas rogues would react to finding out reader is ticklish? teasing them about it and stuff like that?
your writings are wonderful btw i hope you're doing okay !! 🥺💖
a/n: asdfg I feel called out cause I'm stupidly ticklish lmao but this was super cute and fun to do! And I'm doing all right sweet anon, thanks for asking 💚
Content Warning: none
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BTAS Dork Squad and BTAS Penguin with a Ticklish Reader
Riddler:
- It was completely by accident when he realized how ticklish you are.
- Eddie placed his hand on the side of your torso instead of on your waist-
- The little squeal you let out was both surprising and adorable.
- Ed definitely takes full advantage of this revelation.
- Taking too long to answer a riddle? Get tickled.
- Falling asleep while watching a movie. You will be waking up laughing.
- Literally, he will use any and everything he can as an excuse to tickle you.
Scarecrow:
- Not sure why, but I feel like Jonathan is also fairly ticklish.
- Yet, when he finds out you're just as ticklish…
- Jon falls for you more. It's another little something you two have in common.
- He knows how uncomfortable and even painful it can be to be tickled relentlessly.
However, the thought comes up periodically…especially to see you smile and hear your giggles.
- You're more likely to act on the teasing though!
- It's a privilege for you to not just know Jon's ticklish but to be able to tickle him and hear his own laughs.
Mad Hatter:
- Up there with Ed on the most likely to tease the most out of the four.
- Jervis knows it can be rather cruel…
- Oh, but sometimes he can't help it, your laugh is just too adorable.
- He loves nuzzling his nose into the side of your neck below your ear and the little giggles it elicits from you.
- When the two of you are dancing, every now and then he wiggles his fingers into your sides to get you to curl up laughing.
- Snuggling into bed for some quality reading time, can swiftly turn into a fight for your life as you try to catch your breath from his latest tickle attack.
- There truly is no sweeter, more endearing sound than you giggling Jervis’ name…
Penguin:
- Oswald teases, but only when it's appropriate.
- He won't do anything that may embarrass you or bring any unwanted attention to the two of you.
- But if the two of you are alone or in a busy enough environment where no one can notice, it's free game.
- Ozzie will likely tickle you when it looks like you're getting bored or sleepy.
- Also his go to method whenever you're feeling a little down.
- Definitely the type to tickle under your chin and along your neck.
- Oswald is also likely to be very ticklish in his belly area, and you definitely use it to your advantage like he does.
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multifanatics · 1 year
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Waiting Out a Storm
A/N: I put nearly everyone in this so I could get a taste of their characters. I nearly fell asleep writing this so hopefully its not horrible.
Warnings: Sexual content, General fluffiness, Anxiety due to storms, There could be more that I didn't think of.
Edward Nygma // Riddler
It’s raining and he’s unable to hear himself think against the loud noise of the wind.
He’s annoyed nonetheless, he can’t get work done in these conditions. 
Makes himself hot chocolate and steals all the blankets in the house. 
If you're nice to him he’ll maybe share one blanket but don’t count on it. 
If the power goes out and there’s nothing to do. 
He’s offering you to warm him up. 
He gets cold and hates being cold. 
He’s miserable and makes it your problem more than it is his.
If you seem nervous or scared because of the storm he may be more accommodating to letting you have blankets. MAYBE. 
One way or another definitely leads to sex.
Victor Fries // Freeze
It’s snowing in Gotham? It’s Christmas for Victor. 
The wind and heavy snow he’ll be outside the entire time.
That is of course if you aren’t at all nervous due to the blizzard. 
If you are that’s alright, He’ll stay inside for you. 
Making sure you are warm enough. 
You both are going to sit on the couch and watch your favorite movie. 
Power goes out? May not be what you want but he’s willing to play chess or any other type of board game with you. 
If you ask him, he may be willing to try and keep you warmer. Even if his body temperature is lower then the current storm. 
Keeps you wrapped up in blankets no matter what. 
His body temperature can handle the negatives but yours can’t or at least shouldn’t. 
Harvey Dent // Two Face
Harvey hates storms, while Harv doesn’t mind them. 
Harvey will cuddle you under piles of blankets clinging to you for warmth. 
While Harv will more than likely be found outside if the coin allows him to be. 
Otherwise Harv is indoors and clung to you in a much different way than Harvey. 
Harv typically has his hands on your hips, chin on your shoulder everywhere you go. 
While Harvey is much more a pile of blankets and cuddles.
Human furnace and knows it. 
Harv would be much more open to fucking for warmth, even offers. 
Harvey strikes me as the kind of man who would build a pillow fort during a storm if you’re both anxious or the power is out. 
While Harv would be fine just falling asleep.  
Jonathan Crane // Scarecrow 
One of the first things you told him was your fear of storms. 
And now he gets to watch how you react.
He does not leave your side during the storm for personal reasons that can range from your warmth to your fear.
Horror movies, blankets, and hot chocolate. 
If the power goes out? Horror stories with a flashlight like they do at camps in October. 
Cuddle him and tell him about your fear he was a psychiatrist after all maybe he can help… or make it much worse by accident, possibly. 
I’m in the middle of him waiting for you to offer sex or he doesn’t enjoy it during a storm. 
I see him as a “No power, no problem.” kind of guy and somehow getting everything he needed done. 
He gets cold and sort of carries around a blanket like a cape. Over his shoulders and occasionally encasing him if he stands still. 
Paranoia is his specialty, don't try to hide it from him, he’ll find out anyway. 
Jervis Tetch // Mad Hatter
Tea party in the dark even if the power is working.
Definitely at least a little bit anxious himself. 
Is against any kind of “more heat” ideas you can think of. 
He has a routine, hiding in blankets and drinking tea in the dark and silence.
Though since you’re there maybe it doesn’t have to be silent. 
Sharing blankets is a must with him, maybe not all cuddly but definitely share your blankets. 
Can be clinging if he’s extra anxious. 
He keeps the power off even if it’s working. He can’t hypnotize the lights to stay on so he rather not have the surprise. 
Super sweet if you are anxious as well. 
Recites his favorite poetry, books, or lines from a movie.  
Joker 
His current hideout has a backup generator so don’t worry about the lights going out
What? If there’s no lights how is he supposed to know if people actually enjoy his jokes? 
He’s nowhere to be seen except you know he’s in the same place as you. 
He takes this time to get more work done. 
If you need him for warmth you can sit on his lap while he works. 
If he doesn’t have anything to get done? He’ll drive you mad with a bunch of different jokes. 
He doesn’t cuddle and he won’t screw around during a storm. 
Gives you blankets then sits next to you.
He doesn’t get cold, maybe a little bit but it’s not something he can’t handle.
If you’re anxious he can always offer a kiss and some jokes. 
Oswald Cobblepot // Penguin
It’s storming? Since when? 
He has to look outside to know it’s storming. 
He’s not at all phased by any type of storm unless he’s caught wind of someone plotting against him. 
You need to voice to him you’re nervous and want him to stay around otherwise he’ll be off working. 
If you voice to him you are anxious he’ll offer to watch a movie or something. 
He’s burying you in the warmest blankets if you say you’re cold and you have goosebumps. 
He’s actually very understanding and not very bothered by you at all. 
It was about time he took a break anyway. 
He has backup generators for backup generators he has power in all ways that matter. 
If you want to screw around he’ll cockwarm but he’s only going to mess around if the mood takes him.  
Harleen Quinzel // Harley Quinn 
She complains. 
She hates the cold but surprisingly doesn't mind storms. 
Harley will cuddle or at least fall asleep on your chest or shoulder.
Will steal your blankets. 
Clingy in a non clingy way. She’ll go up to you and stare at you until you get a clue, if you don’t then she minds her own business. 
Definitely down for messing around, much more teasing. 
She will do whatever the hell you want too.
She’ll talk about the days before she became Harley Quinn, and how much colder the cells are at Arkham. 
If you manage to snuggle up to her she’ll share her blankets. 
She clears all anxiety with her degree. 
Pamley Isley // Poison Ivy
Claims its nature letting go.
LOVES storms and doesn’t mind the cold. 
Checks on her plants during the storm. 
Disregards you unless you pay attention to her.
Say you're cold and she will make the best herbal tea. 
She’s calming your anxiety with talk of which plants grow better in the cold and why they need the cold. 
She understands nature and wants nothing more than to ensure everything she likes is alright. 
She shares her blankets with you. 
Would watch whatever. 
You fall asleep and she’ll leave you a few blankets and go outside to enjoy the storm.
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mischievous-marchie · 2 years
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Arkhamverse Dork Squad having romance with their fem!therapist at Arkham in secret?
I went the route of starting the relationships, but I would be into the idea of expanding on these eventually!
Arkham!Dork Squad x Therapist!Reader Headcanons
SFW, secret relationship, power dynamic, shift in power dynamic, varying degrees of manipulation by the dorks
Jervis Tetch
The last thing Jervis wants is to be sent back to Arkham. It's a hellish place and nothing good has ever happened to him there.
That is until he has his first session with you.
You're not like the other doctors he's spoken to. You always have a kind word and genuinely seem to be trying to understand him.
He falls fast and hard. By your third session, he's already making his feelings known..
You think he's... Sweet. Charming, even. You'd be lying if you said there wasn't an attraction there, but... It would be highly unprofessional.
You're also aware of his history of being manipulated. With your position as his therapist, you're afraid of inadvertently taking advantage of him.
That doesn't stop him from trying to woo you.
Complimenting your appearance at the start of each session, slipping in hidden words of endearment when answering your questions.
Even giving you small gifts he makes from the few little crafting materials he's allowed to have. Usually origami.
You're falling for him. You'd lose your job if anyone found out.
The appropriate thing would be to transfer him to someone else, but you're afraid of how he'd react to the switch. He's been doing so well and you'd hate for him to lose that progress.
Looks like you have an important decision to make.
He greets you with his usual fondness and the gift of a paper flower.
"Jervis. We need to talk about... This," you say, holding up the gift you'd just received from him.
"About my affection?" He giggles, leaning forward in his chair. "Ah, doctor doctor. A glimpse of perfection! I certainly hope you have no objection..."
"I don't," you confess. And that's exactly the problem. "You know what that means, don't you?"
"Well. I believe it means," the Hatter grins ear to ear, clapping as he delivers his excited response. "The courtship has been successful! Now... When shall we have the wedding? I believe Spring is-"
"It means I can't be your therapist anymore, Jervis!"
His smile fades. A looked of panicked realization fills his eyes.
"You're... Leaving me?"
"No, I'm. I don't know what I'm doing, honestly."
Every idea you could think of to handle this while still keeping contact was flawed. Handing him over to another therapist would limit you to visiting hours. You'd barely see each other.
You couldn't just sign his release papers before he was ready either. And breaking him out was an absolute no-go.
He takes your hand in his. "Doctor, dear... Oh, can't you see? You're the only one who can understand me."
You realize that he's right. The other doctors don't get him. Don't respect him. They'd just as soon lock him away and forgot about him as look at him.
You can't leave him in someone else's hands. A secret relationship with your favorite patient it is then. Sealed, of course, with a kiss.
And to think you were worried about manipulating him.
Jonathan Crane
Jon seems... Indifferent toward you at the start of the session. All things considered, that doesn't really bother you.
You're more concerned when he starts turning the questions around on you. Asking you about your fears. You know he's done this with other doctors and it never ends well.
Usually they try to resist and end up playing directly into his hand regardless. He knows what he's doing, and if he's going to get his answers anyway...
You decide to try something different.
"Alright. We'll take turns. For each of my questions you answer honestly, I'll answer one of yours."
This surprises him somewhat. At least if the quirked brow is anything to go by.
He knows what you're trying to do here, and he honestly finds it naïve. Still... Something new, if nothing else. Sure. He'll play along.
"What kind of man was your father?" "How's your sleep? Fitful?" You go back and forth like this for a while.
He was expecting your first few questions. The basics that every doctor here uses to get a feel for their patient. But you manage to through a few curve balls as well. And he has to answer them or you'll deny him what he's looking for.
Perhaps you're not as naïve as he initially thought. A simple "well played, doctor," at the end of the session is as close as he'll come to admitting he's impressed.
Your following sessions follow a similar patterns. He tells you what you want to know, you tell him what he wants to know. It's a dangerous game you're playing, but a risk you're willing to take for even the smallest chance at progress.
You don't know when your mutual analysis of each other took a turn toward conversing like old friends, but somehow it made sense. You each knew things about the other that no one else did. As crazy as it sounded, there was a kind of trust there now.
Initially, that building of trust had been a part of Jon's plan. A way he could control you. What he hadn't planned on was his developing respect for you.
Respect that made it a whole lot harder for him to take advantage of that trust. But not impossible. A minor setback at worst, he assures himself. One he will overcome.
Or so he thinks, until the delay in his plans leaves just enough time for respect to develop into something more.
He's... Not happy with this development to say the least.
You notice during one of your sessions that he's quieter. Observing you more than usual.
You know him well enough to know that something's troubling him. And you bet your ass that as his therapist and friend, you're going to question him on it.
He evades the question at first, turning the questions around on you like he did in your first session.
And just like your first session, you bring out your now tried and true method. "I'll answer one of your questions. But you have to answer mine."
You even give him first question to sweeten the deal.
He trails off in thought, looking you over one last time before asking. "How's your sleep?"
"You've asked me that one before," you point out.
"Answer it."
"...Better, lately. Since we started having our talks," you confess.
There's a beat of silence. How rare it must be for the fearful Scarecrow to hear he'd had a positive impact on someone's sleep.
"Now," you tell him. "You have to answer my question. What's bothering you?"
"Unfortunately for us both, doctor," he finally answers. A curse on his plans, and certainly a curse on the recipient of his feelings. "It would seem that I'm in love with you."
You stare at him in silence, unable to find the words. As unprofessional as it may be, the feeling is mutual.
In lieu of a verbal response, you kiss him on the cheek, marking the beginning of a new secret between you.
Edward Nygma
As expected, he's highly antagonistic during your first session. There is nothing wrong with him, he insists, and your attempts to 'help' him are going to be a fruitless endeavor.
Needless to say, he doesn't like you.
Expect a lot of sarcasm, insults, and passive aggression.
You don't let it get to you though. Your job is to listen to him and help him work through his problems. Not that the man believes he has any problems, and he will lash out if you bring it up.
So you don't. You try to be more subtle.
You listen to him talk. You compliment him on his intelligence and insight, always toeing that line between validating him and just feeding his ego.
And honestly, you do believe he's brilliant. His potential is endless and you have no doubt that he could do just about anything he put his mind to.
Over time the barbed insults begin to fade, replaced by... Well, backhanded compliments.
"You know? You're not NEARLY as intellectually shortsighted as those other doctors I've spoken to. Why... I'm even beginning to believe you may possess a brain under that pretty little cranium of yours."
"Um... Thanks?"
No one said it would be easy, but you take this as a sign that he's warming up to you.
This is all but confirmed when he gifts you a puzzle box.
Where he got it, you have no idea. But his trust in you not to tell about the contraband item, not to mention the fact he would gift you something at all speaks volumes.
...Unless it's a trap.
"My dear, if I wished to entrap you, the means would be far more intricate than this."
Really. What do you take him for?
You think he couldn't turn your entire office into a deathtrap if he wanted to? Now that would be an endeavor worthy of his genius. And you'd never suspect a thing!
But no, he doesn't want you dead. He likes you doesn't want to waste his valuable time adjusting to a new therapist.
You keep the puzzle box secret, even as the guard arrive to take Eddie back to his cell.
And the moment you're alone, you start to work on it. You don't know what's driving you, but you're determined to solve it before your next session with him.
It takes... Longer than you expected. In hindsight, you suppose a puzzle from the Riddler wasn't going to be easy.
But little by little, you work at it, counting the days until you see Eddie again.
It's not until the final day that you manage to solve it. The box clicks open to reveal what is, essentially, a miniature Riddler trophy and the word 'CONGRATULATIONS' written in green across the bottom of the box.
Just in time to hear the knock at your office door. The guards bringing him in for his weekly session.
"I see you've solved it, doctor."
You nod your head, giving a hum of acknowledgement.
"And how long did it take you, might I ask?" he questions, eyeing you expectantly.
"I confess... I've been working on it all week."
A satisfied chuckle. "Then my estimations were correct. But then, that's hardly a surprise."
"Really, Ed? Another shot at my intelligence?" You quirk a brow. Your accusation is calm, but firm. "I take it this was an attempt to prove my stupidity."
He laughs at the insinuation, barking out an amused, "NO!"
You already know his opinions on the limited intellect of... Well, anyone who isn't him. Although the curse you bear isn't quite so heavy.
"Alright... But the way you're talking makes it sound like this wasn't just some random gift."
"Sharp as ever, doctor!"
"Then what? What was the point of this?"
"Mm... Think of it as... A little distraction. A way to keep you thinking about me until we could meet again."
He. Wanted to keep you thinking about him. You freeze at the implication, and you have to admit... That was smooth.
"Eddie. You know I'm your therapist. We can't-"
"Really? Because your eagerness to solve my puzzle. To IMPRESS me, and don't deny it doctor! I could see it in your eyes; tells me that we're already beyond a professional relationship."
The dawning realization that he's right consumes you. You had been trying to impress him. It had been the driving force behind your tireless efforts. The reason you couldn't just leave it alone.
You wanted his attention. And he wanted yours.
"So. You have another puzzle for me this week, I hope."
"I might have something... Trade you for a kiss."
You laugh quietly before allowing your lips to meet his. You know your job's on the line, but it's a risk you're willing to take.
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angelofthenight · 4 months
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*Jervis and Jonathan are sitting on a bench*
You: Why do you guys look so sad?
Jervis: Sit down with us so we can tell you.
*You sit down*
Jonathan: The bench is freshly painted.
You: …
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BTAS Dork Squad and also Penguin (all separately, no poly this time) have an s/o who falls incredibly ill and is bedridden for weeks. One particularly bad night, they're sitting at the bedside while their s/o is unconscious. Suddenly, an appropriately unsettling (or completely normal looking) apparition of your choice appears in the room with them. There's no question what's happening: The Reaper is here to stake their claim on the sickly s/o. But Death can be swayed. Or beaten. How do the boys react to the situation, and how would they save the reader?
BTAS Dork Squad (plus Penguin) x Reader
How ominous! They'll really have to figure out how to save their beloved! First time writing for BTAS Penguin, very exciting <3
TW: Discussions of death, religion mention
BTAS Mad Hatter
Death appears as a gentleman in fine attire and top hat. Like something out of a storybook. The only indication that he is Wrong is when he takes off his glove and reveals the skeletal bones of his hands.
Oh, no no, this simply won't do! Jervis covers your body with his, covering his face and his eyes to wash the vision of death away! Despite living within his fantasy, he's still somewhat rational. This is because of stress. Chemicals and wiring misfiring within his brain-
Yet he feels his lovers body grow cold and he whips up, looking at the Reaper, begging him to stop. The flush goes back to your feverish cheeks and he realizes this is all too real.
"What could you want? I have nothing to give of consequence!" Jervis doesn't exactly think he wants money or jewelry. Or mind control devices...
"I want them." The Reaper states, "That is what I came here for. Nothing more." Jervis wraps himself tighter around you, refusing to sit idly by- and he notices something about the gentleman. His hat is beaten. And worn.
Jervis waves his hand, "Perhaps! Perhaps I could interest you in a bit of haberdashery! Some fine fixing, as it were!"
His skill in the smallest of mechanics has given his hyperfixation for Alice in Wonderland themed clothing a definitive boost over the years. The finest threading.
A deal is made. Jervis fixes the Reapers hat and you would not be taken at this time. Through the night as you slept through fever and rattling cough, Jervis moved nimble fingers tight and steamed and molded...
In the morning dawn, you woke up. Jervis told you he was exhausted, crawling into bed with you. His fingers had several bandages and when you asked, he merely says "We had a guest in need of a hat fixing."
BTAS Scarecrow
While at first he's incredibly doubtful of the existence of this foul creature, the skeletal shadow it reaches over you makes Jon a believer. Is this some... punishment from God? Some reckoning for his past sins of wreaking fear into the hearts of man?
Is he meant to suffer his very worst fear as recompense? Is this Hell?
It is not. It is merely a trial of some sort. Death sees a chessboard and expresses interest. He'd been teaching you and playing you in the moments you were awake. Perhaps Death would like a game? A wager?
Jon is not a gambling man. What this figure might not know is that Jon has played two of the most brilliant minds in all of Gotham during their stints in Arkham- a former neuroscientist and a certified genius.
Even Death has their psychological tells. They're difficult to read, but Jonathan has had practice. Little twitches, both of them analyzing the board.
The shambling ghoul that sits across from him has no facial features. Yet, Jonathan can sense they want to win desperately. Not from wanting you, though that is a bonus. No, rather, it's a nagging fear of losing.
And that is what he needs. Faking the Reaper out, allowing them to think they've gained an upper hand for Jon to yank it out from underneath at just the right moment. Risky, but feeds into the fear and makes Death sloppy.
"Set. Match." It takes almost an hour, but Jonathan manages to beat the Reaper. His hands are trembling. His brow sweating.
Death shakes with rage and points to you in bed, "I will have them... But... not today. And one day... I will have you, too. I will not forget this." Then he disappears.
Jonathan falls asleep at your bedside, waiting for you to wake up. Your gentle hand in his hair makes his eyes flutter and you look... better. Sweet, sweet relief.
BTAS Riddler
"Oh Jonathan, if this is your idea of some tasteless joke-" it's three a.m., how did you even get in here? Edward has so much security installed, this is ridiculous- it's when the figure passes his hand over you and your skin turns a hypoxic blue that Edward panics.
You see, Death heard of a genius who made games. Self-proclaimed smartest man alive. Death has always wanted a challenge... and what better wager than the soul of one you love? Cruel, perhaps, but he's been called that many a time before.
Edward immediately takes him up on it. He'll beat you at your game, ghoul. Or, crudely stated, Game ON, bitch. With his grandiose intelligence and stratagem... Unless this spectre is somehow Batman in disguise, Edward knows he's going to win. He has to.
It's an ancient game, one Edward hasn't even heard of. Lost to the ages, Death says. It's rules and playing pieces mere ash except for what Death himself has kept. And it's rules are numerous and complex.
The playing board represents a sort of river styx. Appropriately, perhaps, the goal of the game is to wade your way out of the river before death and the other souls can take you. So it's timed as well. One player is Death. The other is the poor soul trying to escape.
"And I never lose." Death says. Edward merely responds, "Well, you've never played me."
The game lasts five hours in length. Death has an hour glass set that Edward watches in horror as each grain reminds him how close you are to dying. What he truly has to lose. But he can't let his emotions run wild.
The idea of never seeing you smile or laugh at his witticisms again- to croon and tell him you love him and that he's your genius. It spurs each moment on as he falls to what feels like constantly shifting rules.
The Reaper asks Edward as only minutes remain, "You are a man of riddles. Here's one for you: I have a beginning, but no end and I end all things that begin. What am I?"
They both know the mocking answer.
With moments to spare, The Riddler beats the game. He practically flips over the board, cheering and being generally smug. He waits to see Death's reaction.
He laughs. Waves Riddler away before shaking his hand, "Good game."
He'd heard right. And so you live through this sickness. Edward looks forward to making you laugh for years to come.
BTAS Penguin
The figure who approaches your bedside is no private doctor or nurse. Penguin questions her, his eyelids swollen from worry and stress. Her smile, at first serene, moves to a grin too wide for her face. Penguin aims his umbrella at her and finds the bullet does nothing.
She is Death and she has come for your soul. Merely step aside, little man, for it is not your time yet. She talks to him as one would a child, adding insult to injury.
If he cannot wound her, he instead begs, "This isn't right! They have done nothing! Commited no crime other than gracing me with their affections!"
"The good never last for long. We both know that." Death responds.
Penguin offers everything- gold, jewelry, the finest cloth and diamonds one could ever want! Is it money? He can give you money, he has it! Everything in his account!
"I will not be satisfied with paltry mortal things." She says, "You need to accept these things. They'll happen to you, too. The rot. The cold-"
Oswald panics. The one person who ever truly accepted him. Someone he's told everything to, even his darkest secrets. The person he wants to grow old with...!
He stands in front of you, tears in his eyes. She tells him to move. He refuses. She looks annoyed.
With his last shot, he tells her, "Then take mine if you won't be satisfied, you corrupt banshee!"
That... makes her pause, "You would give your soul? For theirs?"
He nods. Of course. Take the damn thing! What would be the point of it if you died like this? He has no need!
And so she takes his face in her hands... and begins to pull his soul out from his body. Its agonizing like this, when he's so alive. It's painful, but he accepts it-
Until she stops. And sighs. Rolls her eyes. She frowns, "You've taken all the fun from this."
And suddenly she's gone. And you're coughing awake, telling Oswald that you just had the strangest dream. He cries as he holds you.
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montimer · 9 months
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Btas!Scarecrow,Btas!MadHatter,Tnba!Joker (seperadet) x dom!reader
Warning: smut
Btas!scarecrow
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He'll try to muffle his moans, which rarely works.
He'll hate to admits it but hes into being a sub, being controlled by you.
He would only do it in private. He has a reputation to uphold.
I think hes a virgin so he comes pretty fast from the first time.
He can get flustered pretty easily. Even if you just tease him a little you got him blushing crazy.
Make him stutter out what he wants. Embarrassed but he'll say it, wanting more.
He is fine w/ a little degeneration. Like calling him ur slut and stuff like that. But please be gentle and don't call him worthless etc... He already has a low self esteem
He can't hold back when you go too fast on him. He'll turn into a moaning and blushing mess. He'll grab onto you or whatever is the closest.
He'll moan ur name out as he comes.
Btas!Mad hatter
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He'll obey whatever you tell him. He is so happy he can get intimidate w/ you.
He also loves being a sub but isn't embarrassed to say it.
He usually wants to pepper you w/ affection but he just can't say no to you. Especially when it feels this good.
You got him all red in the face w/ just a kiss. He'll be gasping for air after a make out.
He loves to worship you.
He'll hug you close if he can. Or wants to be held by you.
He can hold back some of his moans so he'll whine and let out gasps instead. Not for long tho. As more close he gets the more he loses control over his moans.
Aftercare is that he will hold you to him, smiling ear to ear. Maybe saying a quote from alice in wonderland.
Oh how did he deserved some one as perfect as you?
Tnba!Joker
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At first he thinks he can handle it and he'll be top. Oh how wrong he was.
You can get this man so flustered he is lost for words.
He is very loud. He'll be a little embarrassed when he moans a bit too loud.
This man is into almost everything.
He gets all blushy when you tease or compliment his body.
He might let out some giggles. Enjoying the moment.
The more closer he gets the more he'll obey you.
He'll let you use toys on him or vibrator. He'll be biting his lip.
He can get impatient if you go slow/gentle. He just can't take it, he'll start begging you to go faster.
You can turn him into a mess, going fast. "What if others would see you like this,huh? The clown prince of crime getting dominated like this?"
He can completely lose it. He can't say a word to that only moans come out.
He will throw his head back as he cums
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helpfandom · 8 months
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Can I request the BTAS Dork Squad + Harley Quinn with a platonic darling with abandonment issues?
Took me a while. I have no excuse, it just took a while.
In a general, nothing majorly changes with them.
Riddler: He takes it as a sign of you actually wanting to be his child, or that you have some form of an attachment to him, for you to be so scared of being left alone. "Aww, how adorable, you truly do want me around then!" He's more doting on someone who gets scared to be left alone for a long time, and even tries to bring you along with some of his escapades before realizing that would leave a spot open for the insidious Batman to take you away from Riddler's loving grasp!
Scarecrow: He's more apprehensive at first, why...? Why do you seem afraid to have him go away? Is it that you find him comforting? Is this a trick to make him weak so you can escape? But he'll look at your teary eyes and see that you wouldn't try to manipulate him like that, that you just need someone nearby you. "Sweet child, I must leave, but I promise to return, does that make it better?" He wants to know why, and find out if he needs to hurt anyone, but... he likes that you need him.
Mad Hatter: The amount of joy he has when you ask him to stay, even if just for a little bit is indescribable with the English Lexicon. "Oh, of course Alice, I have no need to leave this magnificent wonderland just yet." Takes it in stride, as a point of pride that you want him to stay, even if it is because you're more scared to be alone than to be with him.
Harley: AWW! How adorable of you to accept your new mom already! Like the Riddler and Mad Hatter, they have delusions and quickly fall into them head-first, rather than feet-first. Of course you want her around, you want to spend time with your momma! If she finds out that it's because you've actually been abandoned, she smashes their face in with a hammer before feeding their dead body to Mr. J's hyenas.
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Dork Squad and Lego Joker (yay!) reacting to their s/o baking at around 1 am. When asked why, they say something like “why not” or “idk I just got bored.” And this isn’t a one-time thing, it has happened before and it will happen again. Sometimes the rogue will wake up to a note saying that there’s cookies on the counter. Thank you and I hope you have an amazing day/night!
-🐌
Riddler
Why?
Would tell them to go to sleep while he stays up working on his plans when he get fixated
Might just bring plans to the kitchen and sit with S/O
Eating cookies while working is pretty good
Scarecrow
Just accepts it
Would ask if they need help and would bake together
They just eat afterwards watching movies
He likes it
Mad Hatter
"Alice come to bed, pleaseeee"
Normally he would help but he is too sleepy
His mood gets better if he find cookies in the morning
Would be worried if they're not overworking themselves
Lego! Joker
Sweet cookies!
Is okay with it but would be too sleepy to stay with them
When he sees them while going to get water he wishes them fun before going straight to bed
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