#she's just..... a menace

[blcssom]

closed starter for @persephonyed based on this plot

she knows better than to approach her brother's newly minted girlfriend, especially so early in the evening.... and yet billie can't help but saunter up behind the familiar face. "fancy seeing you here." beat. "fancy seeing you clothed, no less. that's a sight i'm not used to."

#she's just..... a menace #havin a good laugh about this in her head #but also this wouldn't be the first of her brother's girlfriend's she'd swiped from under his nose rip 2 him #( int/ billie prescott. ) #( testing. ) #persephonyed

[ghostpotion]

I like them

#hinako mishuku #naomichi kurumada #your turn to die #yttd #kimi ga shine #my art #robo gore #I think kurumada is just sooooooo cool I love his eyes #I also love hinakos eyes. I like her expressions shes so menacing

[padmestrilogy]

i will say. even before shmi was tortured to death, even if you don't process the harsh slave labor or literal implanted explosive device to keep her from running away, shmi is a body horror character because her pregnancy is not consensual. obviously lucas is recalling mary and her immaculate conception but mary was TOLD what was going to happen. she was told she was carrying the child of the lord. that is an essential part of the story. and shmi was not!! she just woke up one day and was pregnant. she didn't know anything about the force. she probably knew next to nothing about pregnancy. she had to carry and give birth in the unimaginable conditions of slavery, with no idea what was happening to her . that's the kind of fear i don't think could ever be tackled properly in a kids movie (esp with it's real world parallels) but that it's not even discussed in fandom is unfortunate

#i do love shmi living force stuff to be fair #i love any take on shmi where she is seen as an actual character #but if i think about her as just a lifelong slave who had no idea i feel like splitting myself in two #shmi skywalker #the phantom menace #star wars meta #star wars

[eye-spy-an-eye]

A fancy Edwardian inspired Cleo!

#the birds are just for fun #not really any real species just fun colors #art #digital art #my art #hermitcraft #mcyt fanart #hermitblr #hermitcraft fanart #zombiecleo fanart #zombiecleo #i tried to hide some snake scale references #she deserves to be a menace #as a treat

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

A new challenger approaches (slowly)

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#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #wei wuxian #wen chao #jin zixuan #jiang cheng #lan wangji #tulu xuanwu #Wen Chao's turtlephobia starts now. I wonder if that's ever going to come back into play? #Slight re-ordering of events for the funny punchlines but we're close to getting back on track. #The mianmian stuff happening right after we also have a Torment Tortoise looking for blood makes this scene so chaotic. #A good kind of chaos as it is supposed to be overwhelming and anxiety inducing! #I have been sitting on the idea of the Beast being just a normal turtle with a knife for ages. Years in fact. #It's stupid as hell but that's sometimes what art is. Indulging the past you who would have loved to see the dumb thing be drawn. #Making it canon now that A-Qing's turtle (the one pd-Lan Sizhui found) is a descendant of this turtle. #Maybe she was so defensive because she has eggs she was watching over! How insensitive of these cultivators! #You can insert your own choice of boss music here - I did not grow up playing video games so I have nothing off the top of my head. #I am making a BOTW reference here so you could substitute one of those themes but I find them more melancholic than menacing.

[incorrect-riordanverse]

#didnt know where to put their icons but u get the idea. #percy probs not even sick. thalia is actually just talking abt his personality or his obsession with annabeth or sumthing #she just wanted to be a menace #thalia grace #riordanverse #incorrect riordanverse #rick riordan #hoo #heroes of olympus #percy jackson #pjo #1k #2k

[black-and-yellow]

As you would expect.

#midnight and mic try and ruin the interview cause the media is so not dope #all might is used to it #midnight doesn't care about the media she just wants to be a menace #bnha #mha #bnha comic #all might #Toshinori Yagi #nemuri kayama #hizashi yamada #shouta aizawa #present mic #eraserhead #midnight mha #think i forgot how to be funny #since i havent done a comic in donkeys #but whenever i think 'this isnt funny' it always does well #and ive had this in my head for . probably two years now #i just gotta get it out there man

[turtleblogatlast]

Big Mama must have lost some serious standing in the yokai underworld because it’s gotten apparent that she keeps being beaten by a small group of teenagers and the occasional rat man, and when it’s not them then she’s taking L’s from her own schemes working against her.

And in the ensuing power vacuum, the Hamatos accidentally become the most feared crime family known to all the big bads of the Hidden City.

After all, they’ve publicly outplayed Big Mama multiple times, a couple of them have taken out the heads of two of the most well known criminal organizations, one took out Heinous Green, two are responsible for the destruction of Witch Town, they have ties to both the infamous Baron Draxum and Captain Piel, they won the Doom Dome death race, they’re Battle Nexus Champions, they’ve displayed insane feats of power and defeated impossibly strong enemies, most of them have been to jail, and they regularly mingle with humans.

You can just imagine the notoriety they’d accumulate from word of mouth alone.

#rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rottmnt headcanons #rise of the tmnt #I didn’t even list everything the Hamatos are MENACES #it’s so funny #bonus if none of the Hamatos realize how terrifying their presence in the Hidden City has become #every time Leo goes to bother Hueso the guy just has his head in his hands like Pepino…I JUST got my brother out of crime…and now you???’ #Leo’s just like ‘lmao what crime’ #meanwhile a trail of destruction follows them wherever they go #just look at the library smh #the small time yokai villains hearing about how scary the fam is and having two different reactions #one being no way are we talking about the same babies tripping over themselves and barely beating anyone #the other is oh god I barely escaped with my LIFE huh #sunita listening to all the worry her parents have about this new ‘Hamato Family’ and laughing inside #she tells April and April keeps it a secret to see how long it takes the others to realize it #when accused of crime Donnie accidentally and largely unprompted starts denying his digital asset thefts and then has to deny he denied it #when he learns of what is thought of them Raph has a crisis the poor boy #Mikey’s happy they’re ‘known for being a family!:)’ #he - kinda terrifyingly - kinda likes the thought of that lol #Leo: 🤔 think I could go back to that hair spa then? (no) #in their defense while they are MENACES society is ALSO a menace to THEM

[nelkcats]

Ghost children and the worthless treaty

The DC dimension had faced multiple dangers: invasions, threats, multiple ends of the world, demons. And yet what finally defeated the heroes were children.

The Ghost King was the one who took care of the children for the most part (because he understood them). Which was a terrible idea considering he was a teenager himself and all of his knowledge was pretty skewed towards his own children. Another thing to take into account: his two children were 24 and 14 years old (but not really? He said it was complicated)

So when the Justice League finally contacted him about establishing an alliance, the king gave them a test, that if they completed it they would establish a peaceful alliance immediately and he would owe them a favor. Danny didn't mind making alliances but he needed a few days off from his own children.

When they heard of the test, the heroes accepted, trusting in his abilities. Take care of children? Piece of cake, they had Young Justice and it wouldn't be much different. The king smiled with all his fangs and told them to take care of his children's friends as well. To which Constantine had a horrible premonition.

The League did not expect the problem that would be keeping "Dan and Dani" Phantom in check. Along with Youngblood and Klemper. The four of them much preferred Danny's care, and were not at all thrilled with the situation.

The appearance of the ghostly "teenagers" didn't make it any better, and Batman began to question if it was worth it. Dan Phantom claimed that it could be worse, since he was technically "grounded" and couldn't hurt anyone. Dani teased him about it.

Constantine knew it wasn't worth it.

#dpxdc #ghost king danny #who gave kids to a teenager #and worse #who gave ghost kids and ghost teenagers to the same teen #The JL don't know what they got themselves into #dan phantom #he is a menace #danielle phantom #she is a menace too #Danny will make the treaty anyways #he just want some days off from being a parent #Kings need to sleep too #Constantine is sure it doesn't worth it #dp x dc #dc x dp #Youngblood is having fun #Klemper will give a lot of hugs #Babysitters JL #They are not prepared #Ghost teenagers will appear too just to cause some trouble

[fruitface]

"How many girls go to this school, again?" "Oh my god, and again, they're all sixes at best."

PJ in Bottoms (2023)

#god shes an absolute menace #bottoms 2023 #bottoms movie #bottoms pj #bottomsedit #rachel sennott #ruby cruz #ayo edebiri #filmedit #moviegifs #youre not a feminist pj your favorite show is entourage #shes just a teenage girl #* #this movie makes me cry

[mari-monsta]

New adrinette au where adrien is the ( surpriscingly hot) driving instructor and marinette is the still-hasent-gotten-her-liscence-yet 24 year old who is a horrible horrible driver

#cue antics of marinette being the worst driver adrien has ever seen #and marinette being even WORSE at driving than she normally is #because she was expecting some balding guy or snarky old lady to teach her driving not this adorable kind and patient young dude #anyway its just a lot of marinette being an absolute menace on the road and adrien trying to pretend like hes not fearing for his life #bye anyway im so tired and im sick of working please let ke go home

[downadura]

> be contessa

> you get superpowers that tell you that god is evil

> you dedicate your whole life to killing god

> you do horrible, unspeakable acts in your efforts to do so

> some scrawny kid shows up at the last second and kills god instead of you

> she doesn't even care

#wormblr #parahumans #contessa #i bet worm is hilarious from her perspective #like you're just going on autopilot and then this menace shows up #commits atrocities that could rival yours #kills god #and when you ask her about it she bemoans about high school drama

[here-comes-the-moose]

Omega: *walks into Crosshair’s room*

Crosshair: ???

Omega, pointing at him: Stinky.

Omega: *turns and walks out*

#she’s a little sister and also a menace #she would def do this #she regularly just comes up to him calls him stinky and then walks away #star wars tbb #star wars the bad batch #tbb crosshair #the bad batch #incorrect bad batch quotes #tbb incorrect quotes #tbb omega

[davis-astaire]

Moldaver knew Hank would choose Lucy over the other vault dwellers. She was making sure Lucy was safe.

#fallout #lee moldaver #hank maclean #lucy maclean #fallout tv #fallout spoilers #the end #she looks so menacing telling Lucy she looks like her mother but like... she was just fucking grieving #I love my lesbians

[link-eats-rocks]

Poor Link was so cutely intrigued and paying attention to the foraging lesson just to get Pranked.

I bet Ms. Scientist does this all the time now that she knows The Hero of Hyrule is fairly easy to jumpscare.

I mean, I think she's innocent here. But post Botw? Zelda would mess with him, I just know it.

#his little “eeugh” #man can face down a lynel but purah's science grabbers had him panicking #it just makes me think #i love when link gets startled #and zelda probably does too #and she is a menace #link is so sweet and wide-eyed i just think he would fall for her little pranks all the time #legend of zelda #breath of the wild #zelink

[shit-people-probably-didnt-say]

Wylan: Convinced my 54 year old therapist to confront her husband about not liking her cooking and left the session feeling so empowered by the realisation that while she cant make me better, I can certainly make us both worse

#jesper: you are a menace #wylan: ☺️ #jesper: what if shes just a really bad cook? #wylan: doesnt matter if he loved he hed eat it without complaint #jesper: 🫠 #soc #soc incorrect quotes #six of crows #wylan van eck #jesper fahey #wesper