#shitpost ask

[dragonstailbutch]

blacksmith that uses its cock instead of a hammer

I'm using the tip of my dick to smash that pussy on the anvil, call that laminating your cunt

#peer reviewed #the sexsmith #sexsmith #sensualsmith #ask me stuff #ask the blacksmith #the blacksmith replies #ask me things #asks #send me asks #shitpost ask

[cloudxxiii]

peanits

hello worm

#alton towers #the smiler #shitpost ask #shitpost

[octoxen]

Yall how the frick do everyone draw Captain Barnacles

#octonauts #shitpost ask

[lesbibimbap]

map i made.

I live in a yaoi state 😔

#yuri #yuri shitposting #yaoi #lesbibimbap asks

[12u3ie]

me, whenever my friend experiences the most minor inconvenience or slight: kill? I kill them? I kill for you? kill? yes? murder? kill? bite? kill?

#twelves rambles #twelves shitposts #ask to tag

[punkitt-is-here]

idk about webcomics but vriska is a banger name i might steal it

tis a powerful name......but power comes with a price.....never take without knowing the consequences, traveler

#my posts #homestuck #asks #anon #shitposts #pronounkitt

[ohposhers]

my favorite headcanon ever is that JD found Rhonda as a baby early into him living out alone in the wild urggg </3

#trolls #trolls band together #dont ask me how he figured out he could live inside her #john dory trolls #rhonda trolls #my art #i didnt have it in me to erase the bottom left shitpost

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

anyone else have multiple traumatic memories associated specifically with holidays/family vacations? because that is a topic I never see discussed in all the So You Had A Shitty Childhood, Now What? self-help books i've been reading. but for me, it was a significant thing. and the more i think about it the more it seems like this would be an (unfortunately) common experience. would be grateful to hear if this matches other peoples' experiences...

#not a shitpost #serious post #ask to tag #tw trauma #cptsd #c-ptsd #and if so we should TALK about it #because it means there are a whole group of survivors out there whose mental health regularly worsens during holidays #like i know i am most certainly not the only person who feels an undefined Dread hanging over christmas/my birthday/july 4 etc #bc too many shitty things happened during those times and now my brain is hypervigilant bc traditionally these are the Danger Times #and this seems like it would be particularly common for survivors of abusive/dysfunctional households (aka most people with c-ptsd) #because holidays/vacations typically mean 1) the whole family is together/being forced to interact #2) and undergoing external stressors e.g. travel/relatives aka 'outsiders' visiting/routines & coping mechanisms being interrupted etc #3) there is social pressure for this to be a Fun Family Bonding Experience which only highlights the cracks in the foundation #and exposes the common Everything Is Fine/We Are A Happy Family lie #4) the cognitive dissonance of feeling tired/anxious/stressed/afraid during a time when you are 'supposed' to be Making Good Memories #and then everyone is angry/tired/anxious/triggered and things boil over and something or someone goes Very Wrong #weird that i'm posting this in october when halloween is...sort of the ONLY holiday i have only good and happy feelings towards #i got lucky there #also i have positive feelings towards Labor Day but that's for socialist reasons

[bamsara]

bald narinder

#narilamb #? it counts #shitpost #cult of the lamb #cotl narinder #the one who waits #cotl lamb #cotl ratau #doodles #the biting doodles were already drawn but the last ask of bald narinder made me shave him #suggestive humor

[dragonstailbutch]

do the novussy hit?

you know it, it hit like a truck, and I'ma elk rushing to meet it

#lol #shitpost ask #ask me stuff #ask the dragon #the dragon replies #send me asks #ask me things #asks

[wolfram-but-art]

drew one of the memes in this person's post again

reblogs > likes

#did i put way too much effort into what is essentially a shitpost? #yes #do i regret it? #no #tf2 #tf2 fanart #engineer tf2 #sniper tf2 #spy tf2 #soldier tf2 #tf2 demoman #i suck at drawing backgrounds so this was me improvising #bus i think it actually turned out pretty good. lmk what you think #also i'm so proud out of how the fire turned out #sniper's legs were so hard to do FEUSIGFYESFSE #anywyas i'm done rambling :3 #i'm gonna go do the sniper teeth ask next

[camillarekt]

Is this anything

#she’s obviously going to be weird about it! thanks for asking! #locked tomb #the locked tomb #tlt #locked tomb shitposting #griddlehark #locked tomb spoilers #Gideon the ninth #Harrow the ninth #Gideon nav #harrowhark nonagesimus

[l3viat8an]

*points at ur pussy* are u gonna finish that? *tummy growls really loud*

#disclaimer I’m running on two hours of sleep ‘n 3 monster energy- #but like- I HAD TOO #also what kinda ask is that??? 😭 #y’all are getting WILD again jsksjksjs #obey me! #obey me shitpost #obey me beelzebub #obey me beel x reader #om! #obey me #obey me crack #ro’s dumb stuff tag! #anon! #beelz <333 #does this count as smut???? #obey me smut #smut #beelzebub smut #< just in case ig-

[wild0moon]

little man's lucky he's gay because he's never having kids after this

#just a quick shitpost so its mildly scuffed. oh well #friday night funkin' #friday night funkin #fnf #fnf pico #pico fnf #friday night funkin pico #pico's school #nene pico's school #darnell pico's school #cw knives #cw knife #based on the weekend 1 cutscene iykyk LMAOOO #i forgot nenes fucking cowlicks but its ok. i will cry quietly #update: posted this on ng off-portal. phantom arcade left a rly nice comment #and motherfucking tom fulp sent me a pm asking me if i posted it off-portal by accident ??? #genuinely what the fuck #i hate being in a situation

[honeypleasejustkillme]

“are you seeing anyone” you mean like a hallucination??

#actually bpd #actually mentally ill #bpd shitposting #bpd #actually borderline #bpd favorite person #bpd problems #bpd mood #bpd fp #bpd vent #we shitposting our bpd now #but when people ask this i say out loud ‶be fuckin fr″

[punkitt-is-here]

Can you do a backflip?

once

#my posts #asks #anon #shitposts