#so hp is like

[norsesuggestions]

In the scenario of swedish university points, (hp) being ones health points (hp)

I, with my bachelor degree and master degree would have a hp of a bit over 300 hp

So clearly i am some sort rpg mini boss?

People who has a doctorate degree (=phd) in something would have a hp bar to strike fear into mere mortals (students)

#blogkeeping #modern swedish shitpost #so hp is like #every course as a value in hp applied to it #having a passing grad in it gives you its hp #even if you did not finish an entire course #but you got a passing grad and one of the subcourses #so!! #everytime you get a passing grade you get more points #people with doctors degrees therefore got an absurd amount of points #from courses they half finished etc etc #and those they finished #my parents both have unfinished doctors degress in archeology #rolling up their hp sheets is a never ending story lol

[kaptainandy]

herbert west playing yugioh if you even care 🙄

#you have no idea how long this took me #it was supposed to be a silly little edit and then i was like #but what if i tried to make it look as real as possible #anyway i'm mentally ill uwu #i just love the bts pic of him playing solitaire so much #plus i needed a new twitter header so what better image to use #my edit #reanimator #re-animator #re animator #herbert west #jeffrey combs #hp lovecraft #yugioh

[number1abbasupporter]

Sirius: i’m gay

James: that’s cool mate

James: everyone has gay thoughts though

Remus:

Peter:

Sirius:

Remus: boy do i have news for you

#i love the trope of bisexuals not realizing that not everyone has gay thoughts #it’s so funsies #this was basically inspired by the hand that feeds #my first fic i read 😍 #there was a scene kinda like this but i def think it was diff #i barely remember #marauders era #marauders #james potter #sirius black #bisexual james potter #remus lupin #james & peter & remus & sirius #hp marauders #marauders fandom #incorrect marauders quotes

[ebysse]

ma’s old singer

#severus snape does not like mothers day #but hope yall had a good one! #(so i absolutely love vintage sewing machines i own 3 and here is fanart of em #theyre such beautiful machines and yet always look somewhat melancholic?? do u kno what i mean do u see the vision #severus snape #eileen snape #eileen prince #snape #hp fanart #mine #PS I WISH I HAD ALL THE TIME TO DRAW #employment is evil actly

[frm9pm]

My wife and I were walking around the city and when we saw a dumbledore poster we immediately turned to each other and made this hand gesture LOL

#Drarry #she knows HP only from the books/movies as a kid so she’s been enduring me talk about it constantly recently #even shes like ‘I think dumbledore did Harry dirty’ :( #anyways ppl prob thought we were insane cus I was laughing so hard #she usually doesn’t do silly stuff like that

[hyakunana]

I hate the sewers . jpg

#baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #larian studios #astarion #astarion ancunin #halsin #bg3 halsin #comics #fanart #me browsing my saved clips like 'wait why did i record this one—' #cuts the scene im laughin for solid 5 mins #i feel so bad for astarion it almost looks like he isn't my fav w this treatment kcvvnxovx #'the bank money can wait - we need to pamper astarion now' #hey past me why did u try to switch places w halsin instead of- yknow- tHE GUY YOU PAIRED HIM WITH #prob was bc halsin had more hp to let him step on fire - and also forgetting the water pipe does that #ngl i still don't really understand how to do this part the proper way #like- yeah i know what to do but it's never perfect and always someone will get burned or pushed #plot twist im making better numbers here than twt w bg3 so i'm posting here first while i do a twt detox #my mental health this month is hanging there by two strings and these strings are baldurs gate 3 and hades 2 #currently doing my honor run with my rebooted tav'chyon the dracomonk pls wish me luck

[oflights]

i have been laughing about this to myself all day

#im glad i crack myself up at least #i know we mine voldemort in the manor for angst and rightfully so #but there’s so much potential surreal humor in it too #like yes trauma but we have to laugh #hp meta #(???) #hp shitposting #the context of this was laughing about the religious holidays that exist in these books for no explained reason

[ryllen]

i have no other reason of drawing this, other than i just want to

#twisted wonderland #twst #sebek zigvolt #twst yuu #twst grim #twst mc #fanart #who's happy with promo recycling tokens? me! me! me! #i'm so happy i can study potion for text books while also receiving honey from the boxes #i keep running back and forth to sam's mysterious store #i'm so close i'm so cloose i manage to reduce the earth titan's hp to 8000+ i'm so closeeee #why can't the promo recycling tokens be forever #one time i was on piggybackride i remember gravity kept pulling my as s down i never feel more like a burden #i wish at that kind of situation i am feather light like a/nime girl #I JUST HAD THE EARTH TITAN AT 4000+ AUGEGHHSHSHSH

[sadmages]

Gale stabilizing all 3 party members from death after not getting hit himself at all and then dropping this bomb while everyone's on the verge of death. So funny of him

#bg3 #baldurs gate 3 #gale of waterdeep #matt marja #finally art of him in his little tag <3 #gabby plays bg3 #gale dropping this right in front of astarion also knowing full well matt goes into his tent every night for some form of sucking #shoot your shot king i respect it!!!!!!!!!!!!! #any other time this would have landed so well. the fact this dialogue popped up while matt was at 1 hp and dying.....incredible #my art #ITS BEEN A WHILE but my film is done so i can do stupid shit like this again

[segretecose]

JKR KYS but the whole premise of snape as a character is so funny he's like i will do anything for the woman i love forever and always ! except being civil with her 10 year old orphaned son. that i cannot do

#like not to hp post on main so sorry abt that jkr stfu 4ever challenge but it does make me chuckle. #he's like no i have to verbally abuse this 11 yo malnourished kid i just have to !

[lightacross]

something about the wand choosing the wizard and wands with unicorn hair cores being the most faithful yet when Harry needed it most Draco’s wand worked for him and helped him

#it’s so romantic I will literally wax lyrical over this shit #I’m gonna sob like if they’re not in love then why are they in love #harry potter #drarry #hp fanart #draco malfoy #drarry fic #drarry fanart #hp #hp fandom

[adobe-outdesign]

Substitute is such a funny move. Imagine finding some random Pokemon out in the middle of nowhere and instead of battling it drops this thing in front of you and leaves

#pokemon #pkmn #outdesign posts things #who keeps giving plushies to these random animals #to be fair it does quarter HP so it's probably meant to either be an illusion (psychic types) or autotomy (like cyclizar) but still #greatest hits

[courfee]

“Regulus would be proud of us,” James whispered quietly to no one in particular, still gripping onto the painting like a life raft. 

— Tender Curiosities, Baby!  @otrtbs

#ive thought about this scene for so long it just took me forever to draw cause once again the anatomy of cars is the bane of my existence #like originally i wanted evan and barty holding hands to be visible to have the contrast of sad lonely james and sad not lonely rosekiller #but alas cars wont allow it #ahb just still has my entire heart you dont get it #i have a none blurry rosekiller and a just james in front of blue with stars version of this but i think ill only put them on insta... #tender curiosities baby #art heist baby #james potter fanart #james potter #jegulus #rosekiller #rosekiller fanart #marauders #marauders fanart #evan rosier #barty crouch jr #jegulus fanart #jegulus fanfiction #fic: ahb #art heist baby! #mine #my art #hp #ahb #(sneaky end notes: i do have to admit i am not too pleased with evan and barty but this was my first time drawing them) #(so i couldnt figure it out quite yet hency why they look a little. less efforty...) #(also the snake ring is the same design that i drew for chapter 34 of ahb in my little chapter illustrations for my typeset) #((nvm i just checked back and i am fully lying here i used a different one for my typeset and now im vaguely upset oops) #(i shouldnt make decisions only half awake im going to think about this for too long now i am sad)) #((like suddenly i was like. hold up. i had a different design there didnt i... it was an open ring goddamnit))

[basiatlu]

"Sorry -- would stay to chat but I'd rather not."

Nyooom~!

#i liked this little H on his firebolt doodle #been doing mostly research and commissions #so this was a sort of 'just for me' drawing #art #drawing #harry potter #sketch #artists on tumblr #doodle #hp #hp fanart #firebolt #harry james potter

[quail-in-red]

it's not you, it's my enemies + coffee shop

66. It’s not you, it’s my enemies + 4. Coffee shop AU

plus bonus florist AU!

Trope Mashups!

#drarry #harry potter #draco malfoy #hp fanart #coffee shop au #trope mashups #ask meme #I don’t know if I’ll ever get to all of these but I still have fun doing them every so often!! #Harry’s flower shop is probably called something really dumb like The Flower Potter

[balleater]

despite being more often than not a "rules as written" fan over "rule of cool", i really do love me a good "rules be damned, i'll give you this awesome moment" call. like matt giving fcg the otohan kill despite what her hp was at or brennan giving cerrit an extra mage slayer reaction attack at the end of calamity. honestly, if anything, i think the fact they mostly play by the book makes these moments even better because it really has that extra weight towards those decisions to put the rules aside.

#critical role #cr spoilers #i can't get over how crazy it was though. genuinely an incredible moment. #like tbh i was too entranced by the Incredible move sam made to cry or anything. i was so hype for how awesome it was. #it was perfect #but yeah usually whenever i see the dm advice of 'dont track a boss's hp just go off the Vibes' i get annoyed by it #but this was such an exception that i am SO glad that matt did it #im just fucking throwing words out there at rhis point i have no idea if any of my words make sense ever but #im trying to express how much i love this and its mostly just absolute nonsense