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do NOT let me die without listening to renee rapp singing "can a gay girl get an amen" at the snl otherwise i WILL haunt you
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princessmelinoe · 7 months
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B A D A L E E  (이바다)
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ilovehugslikealotalot · 10 months
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The New Arrival (Series)
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Alcina Dimitrescu x Fem!Reader
┌───── •✧✧• ─────┐ Welcome to Castle Dimitresu └───── •✧✧• ─────┘
(not my gif)
for context I had a vote on my Wattpad acc bc I js did and basically New Maid with speech problems was in the lead and overall won the selection. I’ll try my best to make an Arranged Marriage one!
WARNING: 18+ MINORS DO NOT ENGAGE fluff, angst, smut
Part 1 ✿ஜீ۞ஜீ✿•.¸¸.•*•.•ஜீ☼۞☼ஜீ•.•*•.¸¸.•✿ஜீ۞ஜீ✿
The cold winter breeze hits y/n’s skin, she was quite literally walking from the village to Castle Dimitrescu. The freezing air seemed to bite and pick at her skin.
The villagers saw y/n get beaten everyday, thiugh they never did anything about it, eventually joining in. Such a shame that y/n’s parents died, she was an orphan for not long.
When y/n was younger she was heavily abused, beaten half to dead almost everyday by other villagers and her parents. So it was normal for her to be obedient and listen. She did tasks with high efficiency and perfection, it was all she knew.
Listen and you don’t get in trouble, don’t and you get beaten.
Over time, y/n would develop selective mutism and mental disorders. Because of these disorders y/n would become dependent on someone unless given orders. It truly was beginning to turn into a problem. So, Eleonor, y/n’s adoptive mother gave her a special coin. With two emblems on the front and back, y/n didn’t quite understand but she knew that if she must make a decision on her own she must flip the coin and decide.
Now, as y/n grows up she becomes this beautiful girl now in her 20s she sparks interest among the villagers, now, many men and women would bow at her feet and plead for her hand in marriage. Y/n, of course, didn’t understand nor did she want to reciprocate. So, she would turn her head to the side and smile politely.
Perhaps, working in Castle Dimitrescu wouldn’t be that unpleasant.
Maybe.
The gigantic door to the Castle slowly slid open, the creaking sent a shiver down y/n’s spine. A few noises came from her side but she paid no attention. Flutters of wings came into y/n’s point of hearing. There was buzzing and cackling. Y/n didn’t quite comprehend what was happening until a blonde girl was in front of her with a wicked smile, the two others giggling and cackling.
“Ooh, what’s this a new toy? You look delicious” the raven haired girl growled licking her lips, Bela pushed her away with a hand slighty.
“You must be the new maiden! Welcome to Castle Dimitrescu! I’m Bela, the red-haired girl is Daniela, and miss hungry over here is Cassandra” Bela grinned, y/n wondered as to why one of the Dimitrescu sister’s was being so nice.
Was it because she was a maiden now?
Daniela looked at y/n happily with a wide smile, “what’s your name?” Dani asked, quite enthusiastically, to Daniela and Cassandra’s surprise y/n didn’t respond. Bela pinched her younger sisters, “did you nit listen to a word Mother had said?!” Bela scolded, she huffed in annoyance, “she can’t talk! Come on, let’s take her to Mother.” Bela exclaimed, obviously irritated with her sisters. Bela had lifted up y/n and the sister’s carried her in fly form to their mother’s chambers
“Mother, your new plaything is here!” Cassandra laughed, earning a smack from Bela. Alcina looked up from the papers and smiled at her daughters, after a few seconds her eyes land on the most gorgeous woman she ever did see. Though, of course, Alcina would never admit that.
Her pride was something no one could take away from her and she refuse to let her guard down. Only her daughters get to see that side of her, only a couple have tried but of course they ended up into scarecrows and wine. Ugh. Mortals.
“Ah, you are so kinds to me, daughters. I was about to get up.” Alcina smiled softly, “Now, run along, me and this maiden have some business to attend.” Of course, the three daughter’s obeyed and erupted into a sawrm of flies buzzing out the room, their cackles still piercing the ears lf anyone near by.
Alcina didn’t waste time to call Melina, the head chamber-maiden to fetch y/n. It seemed as though it was the quickest 3 seconds of her life. Y/n couldn’t help but marvel at the beautiful countess’s face. The head chamber-maiden quickly dragged the girl away, afraid the countess’s temper might run thin. Especially, after all of the incident’s around the castle.
“Melina, guide our new maiden in her quarters then return here. There’s something I wish to discuss with you” Alcina had ordered, it wasn’t aggressive but soft. It made y/n wonder if the lady was as bad as the villagers made her to be.
Quickly, Melina nodded and walked with the silent girl to her chamber, the loud screams and cackles echoed through the castle, though, everyone remained unfazed. Melina had gracefully led y/n to her quarters. The Grand Chamber-Maiden had instructed y/n to stay in her quarters until she is fetched by her or another Maiden sent by her. “Understood?” She stated, firmly, Y/n blinked up at Melina, “Oh, right. I forgot about your…situiation. I suggest you do your best to not get attached to Lady Dimitrescu if she tries anything. And as for your, vocal problems I’ll make sure you’re in good hands, love” She cooed, patting y/n’s back with a loving look on her face. “You know, you are quite the gorgeous girl, dear”
“I wonder…how come you aren’t married with that beautiful face of yours…” She pondered, inspecting your face. She smiled, opening the door to y/n’s chambers.
“Welcome to Castle Dimitrescu”
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part 2
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unicornletters · 6 months
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HEYYY i saw the ask for non ofmd stuff and almost fell to the floor when I saw Agatha Cristie stuff, I CAN NOT BE THE ONLY ONE WHO LOVES DETECTIVE BLORE FROM AND THEN THERE WERE NONE he literally has blore in his name what the fuck hes the og blorebo...... Literally anything to do with him would be great but would absolutley love to see his ass get pumeled by gay thoughts and have a hard time with them because its like 1940
ok this is before the book ofc, thank you for the ask!!
Blore regarded the gymnasium with some hesitation. There were precious few places he was unrecognizable as a police detective, and the gym was usually not one of them. He was here on a tip from a fellow member of the force, who swore no one would know, nor would they care if they did know, about his profession.
“Well,” Blore thought, “I’d better have a persona, hadn’t I?” Shades of detective work even as he was assured he could leave all that behind him for the moment and box. “I can’t be a gentleman boxer, as I am hardly a gentleman. Perhaps I’ll be a charity worker who teaches unfortunates pugilism.” He had just had a letter from his sister detailing her own charity work, which did not involve boxing.
As it transpired, no one asked him who or what he was at all. He stripped down and put on his gym kit, and parked himself at a speed bag. Blore loved the gym. The sights, the sounds, the smells of it – they all woke in him a fervent appreciation for masculine beauty that he was too incurious to realize wasn’t universal.
It was invigorating.
Blore was no slouch, and drew a small audience to himself. One man in particular smirked at him, which Blore thought was very odd; had he been made? He stepped back from the speed bag for a moment to breathe and investigate.
“Excellent form,” the smirking man said, looking Blore up and down and up again. “Where did you learn to box?”
He wasn’t being confronted about being a police officer, then. Just a friendly enquiry about his boxing skills.
“Oh,” Blore said, “I was taught as a child by charity workers in the slums.”
“I see,” the man said. “Do you come here often?”
“No,” said Blore, “it’s my first time.” He wiped some sweat away from his brow. 
“Well,” the man said, “come find me when you’re done, won’t you?” With a wink, he was off.
What a friendly gym this was.
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loop-hole-319 · 2 years
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Bro anytime @thereal-wes-weston interacts with either of the Danny's there just like
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contrasting-pen · 2 years
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i’m ceo of disappearing and coming back and posting once and then disappearing again so here are some hamlet character designs
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lucidicer · 5 months
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ah yes here comes the gay yearning. literally all i have to see is the faintest whisper of wlw and i'm gone. it's over.
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ctrl-esc · 5 months
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sitting in union and a girl with blue hair just told me she likes my blue hair. we just kissed on the lips actjually
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katin-biscuit · 1 month
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Do you guys know how to stop being sexually attracted to concepts. Like suburbia or office jobs or hotels. I really can't do this anymore I need to be a normal person
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trashheath3n · 2 years
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For my very niche few,,
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baseballmomlesbiandad · 2 months
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OKAY UNIVERSE WTF
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blossom--of--snow · 1 year
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She really said, “no the gays cannot function today.”
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mxwhore · 11 months
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I have a crush on you, happy pride
teehee you like BOYSSSS
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jout--jout · 11 months
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MARISHA?? RAY????? WOMAN????? JESUS CHRIST?????????
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house-of-slayterr · 1 year
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Fun fact about me…
I had my first and only kiss as dodie sang She live at one of her concerts.
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