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tteokdoroki · 8 months

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✩ — ANGELS SHOULD NEVER FALL THIS FAR FROM HEAVEN ⁀➷ everyone believes satoru gojo to be an angel. your mother considers her new son to be a blessing, even if he’s bratty and spoiled. but never once did think teasing him would make your step-brother to act on such ungodly desires. (3.2K)

warnings. minors, blank and ageless blogs do not interact ! nsfw, smut, pwp, college!au, religious imagery, step-cest, groping, fingering, ‘just the tip’, exhibitionism, clothed sex, male masturbation, slight degradation, bratty behaviour, use of oneesan, unprotected sex, ruined orgasms, cumplay, fem!reader, step-bro!gojo.

things to note. lol sorry it’s been a while !! trying a new layout also posting this into the void while i work on kinktober eee !! idk i’ve had a rough time trying to write a one shot so im glad i could make this !! special thanks to @kishibye for beta reading. i hope you enjoy this bestie boos ily <3

“what are you doing?” there’s a sharp edge to the tone of satoru’s voice, splayed across his tongue that holds back a stream of curses. his eyes speak fury in their piping hot flames of wild cerulean as he watches you enter the kitchen and shoot straight for the snack cupboard.

you can feel the weight of his gaze as it crosses the slopes of your body, from the back of your head, twirling around your curves before ultimately falling to your behind.

playing innocent, you stand on your tip toes and grasp at the bag of chips you’re after. the ones on the top shelf. “whaddya mean ‘what am i doing’?”

“what do you mean what do i mean?” your step brother retorts childishly, as if you’re two kids fighting on a playground at recess.

you click your tongue and pay him no mind. “don’t be such a baby, satoru,” you wave a hand in his face in a haughty manner. “use your big boy words.”

gojo suppresses a whine when your shirt rides up and reveals your skin to gorgeous eyes. he lets it gargle around in his throat like the sting of cool mouthwash, before striding over to you — grabbing the chips and slamming the cupboard shut so hard it makes you jump.

“you can’t just walk around dressed like that.”

he gestures to your get up — the clothes you wear when nobody’s home. your sapphire silly and scallop-edged panties, your old and ratty band t-shirt haphazardly thrown on.

“why?” you turn around to come face to face with your younger (step)brother, noting the way his stare hones in on the plush meat of your thighs as you squish them together — leaning back against the kitchen counter.

“my friends are coming over.”

“so, what’s the big deal?” there’s something about pissing gojo off that entertains you. he’s a brat by all means, raised with a silver spoon in his mouth and daddy’s dollars tucked into his pockets. whenever there’s a problem, all it takes is a classic ‘toru temper tantrum and your parents are on the scene to fix things for him. he’ll never know the hardships of being raised by a single mother, always having a little less than most. he walks around in his own little bubble of riches - and you can’t help but want to pop it. “shoko thinks i’m cool and geto will probably jack off to me later. it’s whatever.”

“but it’s not whatever,” you can practically see satoru fight the urge to stomp his foot like a petulant child — even going as far to have the audacity to pout down at you. “you’ll just embarrass me. so do us both a favour and put some clothes on, nobody wants to see all that ‘round the house.”

“do you own this house?”

“no but i-“

“but your daddy does. and daddy isn’t here! so shut up, satoru!” jabbing a finger into his chest, you smile up at your not-so-little little step-brother, evilly. “i make the rules.”

“oh fuck you. all you do is mooch off of my dad, princess. you wouldn’t be here if it weren’t for your mom whoring it out for him.” he sneers in response, upper lip curling into a distasteful snarl like a dog with a stranger on its territory. his words, though cruel and foul, are far from the truth and you know that he doesn’t mean it. satoru is a brat that throws acid laced words at anyone who gets in his way — yourself included.

even though you agree that your parents tied the knot all too fast — barely giving the two of you a chance to get to know each other as siblings. they were in love and far too happy for the rivalry between their children to get in the way. you know that the fact pissed gojo off to no end, he hated how your mother doted on him and how he’d always needed to fight for his father’s attention. now it certainly wasn’t ever going to be on him. but the two women in his house instead.

your poor, spoiled, baby brother.

however, you won’t let his words and how he projects onto you, hurt you. “whoops! looks like i dropped my will to give a fuck!” whilst pretending to drop your snack, you bend over in front of him to reveal inches of beauty marked and blemished flesh, drawing hungry seafoam eyes to the bounce of showing your ass — testing your little step brother. “i don’t care satoru, i’m older.”

satoru’s mouth snaps shut after moments of wordlessly opening and closing. he stands frozen on the spot, as if he can’t seem to process the very idea that his older step-sister had just flashed him to prove a point.

but just when you think you’ve won, the silver-haired brat is pressed right up behind you, forcing your body to bend over the cold marble counter that instantly has your nipples hardening against the icy surface. heat rushes to your face, blossoming just under the barrier of your skin as his hard on nestles it’s way between your ass cheeks — a symphony of your surprised squeaks echoing through the modern kitchen.

“hey! what the hell do you think you’re doing?”

instead of responding, he pushes your head down against the counter — circling his increasingly wet erection against your behind, manhandling the globes of flesh back onto his dick. “not so fun, is it.” he coos down at you, voice chilly and full of condescending highs and lows. “yanno…you’re awfully mean to me.”

saliva pools on your tongue, weighing it down in your mouth like a paperweight as satoru’s girth slips downwards, seedy tip brushing over panty clad and your swollen clit. “aren’t oneesan’s s’pposed to take care of their baby brothers?” his breath is hot and ragged against your ear as gojo haunches over you, caging you in like a wild animal as you thrash and writhe under his touch.

you can’t even bring yourself to feel an ounce of shame when gojo’s left hand dances between your tangled limbs and slips past the frilly band of your underwear — ghosting over the throbbing pearl laying between your sticky pussy lips. “step…step brother!” you whinge at the tingle of pleasure that blooms in your lower tummy and spreads like angel wings throughout the rest of your body.

satoru takes turns playing with you, alternating between his nimble, skilled fingers and his seedy girth that smears precum all over your inner thighs and panties. “like that even fuckin’ matters.” he laughs, twisted and proud. “could you get off like this? yeah i think you could…. you’re already so wet. just from grinding on your little brother’s cock.”

your legs grow shaky at his ministrations, beads of your juices oozing from your empty entrance to stain the man’s sweats, slicking him up as if it’s a signature of your claim. “‘toru!” you gasp, eyes rolling back into the depth of your skull. “m-more.”

“look at how fast you fold for me…” he pushes up your shirt so that the fabric pools around your waist — pawing at the fat there, massaging your hips softly as if he isn’t violently, cruelly rubbing one out on your achey pussy. “i don’t think you’re in a position to ask me for more, big sis.” satoru taunts, a heavy hand coming down on the bare skin of your ass, leaving a raw handprint in its place. “such a nasty slut, i bet you’d let me fuck you like this too. out in the open, where anyone could catch us.”

you yelp in surprise at the feeling of gojo’s messy, cream coated cockhead nudge at your entrance from over your panties — a slender finger pulling the soaked material to the side so he can fuck you with his tip. “oh, i bet you’d like that, huh baby?” he continues to purr, jutting his hips forward ever so slightly — feeding your greedy cunt a few more inches of him. satoru’s barely sheathed inside of you, but you’re already stretching deliciously around what he’s given you. he’s fat, girthy just as he is long and his mushroom tip drags along sensitive spots in your walls you didn’t even know you had.

he hasn’t even fucked you properly yet.

you sob, wail and writhe on your little step brother’s cock, nails clawing at the marble counter while your breath escapes you. “satoru, please fuck me. ‘m sorry… sorry—!”

“shh big sis, you’re being too loud,” he cups a hand over your mouth. gojo eases two digits past your plump lips to pacify your cries as he shallowly pumps his wet cock into the heat of your sex — gritting his teeth to hide his own moans. “we…fuck, you’re tight as shit… we wouldn’t want my friends to know that you dress like a slut for my cock, would we?”

you shake your head with a muffled moan, suckling the taste of yourself from gojo’s fingers and breathing heavily through your nose. “no, we wouldn’t. that’s right. good girl, oh shit.”

satoru laughs, a little cocky and a little drawn out in a long, whiny whimper over the wet slap of the backs of your thighs in the front of his own. but he trembles from behind you, like his legs are about to give out every time your creamy cunt sucks a little more of him in. it’s a miracle he’s managed to hold you both up.

guilt wracks your body intertwining with the red blood cells coursing through your veins and carrying limited oxygen to your brain — your head practically empty at how your little brother ruins you on half of his fat cock. this isn’t right, this is completely wrong and yet you feel yourself coming undone — weak in the knees and shaky in your lips, the dam in your lower tummy threatening to burst at any second and flood the room in an erotic river of your arousal.

pushing your head off of the counter, you lean into satoru, throwing your ass back onto him in rhythm with the harshness of his thrusts. everything is hotter, heavier and you can’t even think about how much of a bad step-sister you are when he’s dominating your body like this. the silky locks of satoru’s silvering hair press against your shoulder and he wraps a fist in the fabric of your shirt to pull you further back onto his cock.

“‘m gonna c-cum, oh god!” you squeal, flinching as your juices crudely slap against the kitchen floor. “i’m so close!”

he pants into your ear like a desperate dog, fully wrapping himself around you and trapping you against the counter so that you have nowhere to go except towards your high. “yeah?” gojo breathes heatedly, temperate breath cascading over the back of your neck and only adding fuel to your fire of desire. “i can tell, you get like this. all needy ‘n cute when you’re about to cum.”

his words have you clenching around his bulbous tip every time it pushes up against the pleasure spots you didn’t even know you had — your arousal catching in the pretty blue veins that spiral around the length of gojo’s shaft. “you don’t think i can’t hear you, big sis? late at night when you think everyone’s sleepin’….” his whistle tone moans are quickly replaced by deep growls and grunts that only just manage to escape from between the gritted rows of your step brother’s pearly whites. “when you stuff those tiny fingers into that tight little hole and—“

he reaches down between your mess of slick soaked limbs to land a harsh smack against your quivering pussy, sending the foamy ring of white where your bodies join flying about the place. “—and make yourself cum to the thought of me?” he continues, breathing ragged and laughing at you again when you cry out in a mix of pain and pleasure.

“s-satoru!”

he soothes you with quick circles over your swollen clit and kisses to your shoulder — being careful not to leave marks. “oh did that hurt, baby? am i the mean one now?” licking a stripe up the side of your face and tasting the sweat on your glistening skin, satoru rambles on — filling you up with praises and copious amounts of precum. “you know i—fuck— you know i love you. my precious big sister, so fucking good to me. let’s make you cum, yeah?”

you’re allowed to rut back on him for a little longer, since he loves the sound of his name whirling around messily on your tongue, all high-pitched and sugar coated for him. if only you knew how badly he’d wanted you, how pissed he was when his father went on to marry your mother. gojo has wanted you since the very first night you met — his every waking thought has been carefully carved to lust after you, think of your eyes, your smile, your lips. fuck, everything about you has satoru under some kind of spell.

“r-right there. right there, t-there!” you chant the words like they’re the a prayer, as if they’re the only ones you know, allowing satoru to throw you through the loop of pleasure until you’re too far gone to stay on the ride.

angling his slender hips upwards, his cockhead bares down on the gummy centre of your g-spot just has he buries himself inside of you — right up to the hilt. “h-here? this where you want me, big sis?” gojo’s amused gasp turns into a coo when you let out a meek hum of agreement, babling wild nonsense and drooling into the counter you’re pressed against. “mmhm, got you creamin’ around me already. so cute, so good when you listen. when you’re a good t’me, oneesan.”

the honorific alone has your mouth running dry as if it’s been stuffed with cotton. though the syrupy pap, pap, pap of your sex says otherwise. it tells the truth of your sin.

and the thing that you don’t know about satoru is that he loves to give, feeding pieces of himself to you as he fucks you wild in the middle of your family kitchen. he wants you to have all of him, every corner and inch of his body just like he dreamed about. he knows it’s forbidden and that it’s wrong, but he can’t help but relish in the feeling of your pretty pussy sucking him in so selfishly, greedily clamping down on his thick base.

he would give you anything. anything you wanted and asked for if you’d let him. his hands slip from your waist to intertwine with yours splayed out on the cool marble surface, using his last spurts of energy to drag you towards your orgasm and the deep depths of sinner’s paradise.

“fuck me, fuck me, baby.” he growls possessively against the shell of your ear. “let go for me. lemme see how much you love your little brother—“

the crescendo of your pleasure is at an all time high, about to come crashing down on you like a tonne of heavy bricks.

that is until the door bell rings, accompanied by the sound of geto’s voice from the outside of the house. “yoo, satoru! open up!”

you’d think that you’d have been good enough for your little step-brother to keep going — to push onwards and let you cream all over him before he went to attend to his silly little friends. but he flips the script, pulling out of you just as you teeter over the edge to ruin your orgasm.

“no, no, please!” you sniffle, teary eyed with dissatisfaction sitting in your lower belly — the need to cum still there but the feeling of emptiness within your dripping walls taking over. “satoru…” you whine.

when you look behind you, he’s too busy finishing himself off — his black shirt between his teeth, sweats hanging low on his waist while gojo palms his hard and heavy cock as he pleases.

it’s coated in your arousal, shining under the artificial lighting in the kitchen and you watch with a pout as gojo jacks himself off to the view of your ruined cunt. he thumbs the seedy slit at the centre of his bright red tip, hissing through the sensitivity. he’s a picture perfect vision, appearing as an angel before your very eyes. a mop of halo white hair flop backwards with satoru’s head, rich sapphire eyes locked behind fluttering lashes that glisten with pearls of pleasure filled tears.

you know not to be mistaken, you know that satoru is more like an incubus than the heavenly being he presents as. the parts of your brain with better judgement see him as the sinner who made you fall from grace, committing such a heinous act. the desperate side of you with a brain full of lust and smoke screens sees your step-brother as a god who controls all of your desires.

you think you prefer that side of you more.

meanwhile, a drop of sweat runs a track down the length of satoru’s neck, catching on the curve of his Adam’s apple as he swallows down his euphoric laments. you find yourself jealous that his own fingers are wrapped around his sloppy dick instead of drawing shapes against your aching clit. you envy how good it must feel for satoru when he finally cums. ropes of thick white sling around his knuckles, much paler in contrast to his pearlescent skin tone.

a deep, gravelly moan erupts from his hot mouth like lava, accompanied by curses and the stuttered syllables you recognise to be your name while he finishes himself off. gojo jerks his sensitive cock over your ass to paint you with the last spurts of his release. it’s a claim on you as your step-brother, a way in which he can show you that he always gets his way no matter what.

whilst still recovering, your step-brother drags a slender finger through the puddle of cum he’s left on you, and drags it down to your stretched little hole before pushing it against your overstimulated clit. “hmm, so pretty.” gojo grins, slow and sly, when you twitch and attempt to jolt away from him. then unexpectedly, he lands a hard smack against your bum — revelling in your sweet cry of pleasure, impatience and pain. “go put somethin’ on, will ya, sis? my friends are still waiting outside.”

“i…i hate you.” you whimper shakily, brain frazzled from the situation.

satoru might be a spoiled brat, but he’s not mean enough to leave you here a shaky, dripping mess so he helps you to your feet — tenderly fixing the hem of your shirt and panties back into place (failing to wipe his cum off of you beforehand). you’re still pouting from your ruined orgasm once he’s done, and he nudges the underside of your chin with a singular knuckle.

“don’t worry big sis, i’ll come take care of you later. maybe i’ll even let geto watch since you love prancing around half naked for him too.” he teases, squishing your cheeks as you try to swat at him. “and you don’t hate me, you love me and this cock. clearly.” gojo sings and sends a cheeky wink in your before prancing away to open the door for his friends.

he pulls his pants up as he goes, not minding the wet patch you’ve left on him.

whereas, you scurry up to your room before they can greet you and gojo tells them that you’re feeling unwell.

that day, you learn two valuable lessons:

one — never mess with a spoiled brat, it’ll never end well for you and gojo will always get what he wants no matter who pays the bills.

two — geto really does like to jerk off to you, even more so when he watches his best friend punishes his older step-sister with enough orgasms to make her forget why she was in trouble with satoru in the first place.

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100dayproductivity · 1 year

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Day 28/100 continued.

Aww, a Hello Kitty bento box!

I loved Hello Kitty when I was a kid. Someone gave this to me when my daughter was just little. But it's too small to use for a lunch and I don't trust the lid to not pop off. It's just a cheap novelty item, not very practical. I don't know if I can find a use for it or if I should just try to give it away.

Alright, scraping the bottom of the basket now. Some baby items I obviously don't need anymore, lol. An unopened bottle of "hydrating mouthwash"? I must've got this as a freebie (I was always signing up for free stuff a few years ago 😄). Maybe I'll try it? And a toothbrush cap for traveling! I was looking for this a couple of years ago 😅. How did it end up here? Lol.

I found a better container for the corn cob holders. A Bugs Bunny bento box!

My mom used to put sandwiches or rice in here for one of us kids when we were little. We had two like this, I don't know what happened to the other one. I think the other one had Daffy Duck on it, maybe. I don't remember. So this is at least from the 1970s. I have never been able to figure out what to use it for, so I'm pleased that I've found a use for it now 😊

So this is all that I'm keeping in the basket! Lots of room for other miscellaneous stuff!

I vacuumed, scrubbed and wiped down the inside of the cupboard. The bottom shelf is just where I throw stuff for recycling and it gets emptied out on a weekly basis, so I just cleaned it up too while I was at it. Just some baking soda and vinegar was all that was needed to make it sparkle.

I'm officially done deep-cleaning the pantry cabinet!

#100 days of productivity #kitchen #declutter #cleaning #pantry #hello kitty #bugs bunny #vintage #bento box

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fedorahead · 5 months

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i deep cleaned my teeth yesterday (yeah shut up, brushing, flossing, rebrushing, i do it quarterly xD) and spent the rest of the day with a headache and feeling sore every time i bit something

it was less bad than last quarter though lmao

my system works weirdly well but man oh man is cleaning day annoying. after my braces/rubberbands fucked up my jaw and made divots in my teeth (i was taking perfect care of them for those 3 years, that wasn't on me) my teeth settled a little so they don't line up perfectly, and brushing removes the enamel for a while so they clack against each other and chip more for a few days.

my derpself decided to bite off a clothes tag from a stuffy and i totally failed and thought it'd garrotted my tooth but it turned out it was just an impact snap sensation and the tooth was fine thank the gods

today i can feel some enamel coming back which is good.

anyway, considering white strips again because even though they don't remove the flouride overdose stains on my front teeth (from young young childhood) they do make the lines around them less prominent

my approach to teeth is probably the most societally deviant thing i actually do/believe, as i don't trust dentists and having every claim they made at me when i was small disproven definitely did not help, but *shrug* my system works. i've got fillings from childhood and a cap from my teen years, and one of my teeth has some damage i think from sugar, but i went in to a dentist at 15 and they listed nearly 20 cavities they said i had, did work on 3 of them and tried to scare me into brushing my teeth more but since i was actually doing that regularly at that point all they did was traumatize me against dentists (they pulled out a syringe with metal finger rings and said they needed to use the bigger one because i had neglected my mouth so much, which absolutely freaked the shit outta me and didn't even fucking work because i don't process anaesthetic), so i stopped doing anything with my teeth at all and then i went back to a dentist when i was living in oregon and the number of cavities had gone down to like 2 or 3?

anyway it's weird because people with EDS often have bad teeth, and i've always had hyper sensitive teeth, and in adulthood i developed a peppermint allergy so i have to use a special hard to find toothpaste, but since i stopped brushing them regularly i have less cavities, less canker sores, they're way less sensitive to temperatures (sugar hurts but it always has and that's a good reminder not to have too much lol), i cut my tongue less, and i have less headaches. i will probably need work done on the tooth that has damage, but right now it's not getting worse and doesn't generally hurt. the main places i have had issues are when i needed a root canal because they filled a tooth without cleaning it properly, and the cap from that has a weird lip under it... and when they "filled" a "cavity" between my two front teeth they left a glob of extremely textured dental cement that i had to break down over a year or too just so my tongue would stop getting cut to fuck on it. that was hellacious.

anyway, out of everyone i know, i still have all my teeth save the wisdom teeth they removed in its own traumatic, bone-shard-discovering arc. so the system works. not the dentistry system, my weird ass hippie approach to tooth care system.

also my toothpaste is flouride free and i don't drink flouridated water unless i have to. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

we have a vague theory that having too much flouride as a little kid gave me superteeth, but that wouldn't explain the damage done by brushing, dentists, and oh gods, mouthwash, that was the worst.

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peachsayshi · 2 years

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Ex husband Geto has me by the throat 😭‼️‼️ I love the way you write him and I’m eager to read about his and readers backstory (why they got divorced in the first place) do you have any crumbs to spare 😞🤲🏼

Monster & Man - Ex-Husband!Suguru x F!Reader

A/N: (PART 2) - (MANGA SPOILERS - I try not to get into too much detail but it’s mentioned) [MINORS AND AGELESS BLOGS DO NOT INTERACT] For you, anon, I can spare a whole loaf of bread ❤️ Here is the full backstory. Now, even though this is an au version where Geto didn’t turn evil, I genuinely can’t imagine him completely erasing that part of himself 😉 I hope you enjoy it! (the last part of the chapter will tie into the next one which focuses on the reader’s perspective). p.s. please keep in mind that while I take things from canon - I do not follow the timeline at all lol

For requests - please read the blurb on my navigation to see what I am accepting.

TAGS: mentions: pregnancy + kids; smoking; use of sex toy

Acrid, decaying, and rotten.

Those were the only words that Suguru used when describing the taste of the curses he swallowed. He remembered throwing up the first time he ingested the black orb, and that chilling sensation of it poisoning his gut never changed from when he was a boy. The only difference is that he grew tolerant of the effects as he adjusted to his technique. He had a habit of meticulously brushing his teeth and sloshing mouthwash in repeated cycles afterwards, but the flavor had a tendency of lingering on his tongue no matter how many times he would rinse it out.

Water droplets trickled down his face, catching onto the tips of his dark hair but his eyes remained fixated on the open tap running against the sink. Blinking away the seconds, he tried to focus on the success that was tonights mission but instead was busy holding himself from spiraling into a panicked frenzy.

This has been a struggle for him recently, and it’s been harder for him to ignore how bad swallowing curses made him feel, especially now that it constantly triggered the memory of a bullet that whizzed across his eyes…

Of Riko’s body in Satoru’s arms…

And the applause from those vicious, cruel monkeys who cheered on her death.

He could still hear it in the back of his mind, distinct but faint, all the while thinking…who am I doing this for?

“Suguru?”

The sorcerer straightened up immediately, pushing back his hair with his fingers as he glanced over his shoulder to find Satoru’s body leaning against the frame of the bathroom door.

“Satoru…” he greeted with a slight nod, turning off the tap as he cleared his throat, while trying his best to hide his shakes. “I thought you were still with the students.”

“We finished up a little while ago. Tonight was intense, I wanted to make sure they were okay…”

Suguru reached for the small hand towel, dabbing his face lightly to dry off. He then proceeded to remove the hair tie from around his wrist, and began sleeking back his locks into a neat bun.

“That includes you too, dear…” the white haired sorcerer cheekily added on after hearing no reply, noticing how naturally the rogue layers of Suguru’s bangs fell over his face.

Suguru’s eyes shifted to the mug in Satoru’s hand instead, “is that for me?”

“Who else?” his friend warmly replied.

Suguru took two long strides towards him to accept the beverage.

“It’s been a while since you’ve done an exorcism,” Satoru pointed out, placing his palm on Geto’s shoulder and squeezed him lightly.

Suguru looped his trembling index finger around the handle of the mug.

“You alright?”

“You don’t have to babysit me, you know?” Suguru responded, deliberately brushing off his best friend’s worries as he proceeded to take a sip of his drink. “Ugh, that’s horrible! Did you put sugar in my coffee?” he grumbled bitterly and scrunched up his nose, unable to hide the distasteful expression across his face.

“Two cubes actually,” Satoru replied, flashing both his middle and index finger to indicate the amount. “I know you have a hard time eating those nasty curses, so I thought hiding it with another flavor you can’t stand might help…”

The corner of Suguru’s lip lifted, “your heart is in the right place. However, your methods are questionable.”

“My good intention is what matters here,” Satoru playfully answered back, baring his pearly whites when he smiled.

Suguru leaned against the opposite frame of the door, resting his temple on the panel as he sighed while gazing out to the empty room.

“I should be with you more often,” he confessed. “You’re carrying too much weight with the students…”

“Our two most valued instructors have been busy…”

Suguru arched his brow, “It’s not fair on you. You’ve got enough on your plate as it is.”

Satoru raised his hand to stop his friend from saying anything else.

“Suguru, you guys are my family. This is a burden I’m willing to carry. You have other priorities that are more important. Your kids, for example. Besides, you’re doing your best, and I know that your wife won’t return to us full time until Emi is a little bit older…”

“Ex-wife,” Suguru curtly corrected. “We aren’t married anymore and haven’t been for some time actually...”

Satoru let out an awkward laugh, “Right, heh, I swear it doesn’t feel that way...”

Suguru didn’t take his comment lightly and he pinched his thin brows in frustration.

Satoru nervously rubbed the back of his neck, “sorry, I didn’t mean to say it...”

“Innocent mistake,” Suguru shrugged, before taking a second sip of his coffee and expressing another look of disgust. “I can’t drink this shit, it’s cloying...”

Satoru pouted, “Hey, you know that’s how I like my coffee…”

Suguru rolled his eyes before passing the cup back to him, “put me out of my misery and don’t let it go to waste then.”

Satoru clicked his teeth, “that’s the last time I do something nice for you.”

“You keep saying that...” Suguru rebutted, “but we know that’s not true.”

The dark haired sorcerer stepped passed his friend, feeling those blue eyes following him from behind as he approached the sofa to grab his hoodie that he flung over the arm rest. He put on the piece of clothing, fitting snugly underneath the fabric and reaching for the inside of his pocket.

Satoru watched him pull out a white cigarette box, twirling it between his thumb and index finger as he proceeded to make his way towards the hallway.

“Don’t light that in my house. I can’t stand the smell,” he lectured.

“I’m going for a walk, I need to clear my head,” Suguru replied back, as he proceeded to make his way over to the front door.

“Wait-” Satoru pleaded, “There’s something...something I need to let you know before you go.”

“What is it?”

“I got a phone call today from Nanami...”

Suguru’s eye twitched, his chest heaving for a moment as the tendons in his neck tensed up at the mere mention of their former co-worker.

“Why did he call?” he questioned, his words turning cold.

“He wants to return to the school. Apparently corporate life is much worse than he thought it would be…”

Suguru’s throat tightened and all he could utter was one word through his gritted teeth.

“Interesting.”

Satoru nodded his head, wetting his lips as he looked down on his feet. He didn’t expect Suguru to react any differently, which is why he had the decency to discuss this with him before making his decision.

“Is this going to be a problem with you?”

Frigid eyes held Satoru’s gaze with intensity, and Suguru allowed a few seconds to pass before calmly replying. “Not at all. I’ve always admired and respected his skills. Besides, you’re short staffed at the moment. Why wouldn’t you take him back?”

“I don’t need your feelings interfering...”

Suguru pressed his lips together, the agitation weighing heavy on his shoulders.

“Stop it,” he begged, “stop treating me like I’m about to snap at any given second. You’re only making this more difficult between us...”

“Can you blame me?” his best friend argued back.

“I’ve never blamed you, but I’m asking you to let it go for fuck’s sake. I can’t change the past. I can’t change the mistakes I’ve made. All I can do is forget and move on, and I need you to do the same...”

“I worry because I’m afraid for you. What if you-”

“I already lost the one person in my life who mattered,” Suguru bluntly replied, his hurt hanging over every word.“I can’t lose my kids too. Like you said, I have other priorities...”

Silence lingered between the pair. Not a day went by where they didn’t have this conversation, where the trauma of their past didn’t remind them how they were bound to a secret that they could never share with anyone else. The dynamics of their friendship changed as a result, and Suguru knew it would take a while before Satoru would ever let his guard down around him again.

“I’m just trying to protect you,” his white haired counterpart emphasized.

“From myself?” Suguru laughed.

“Yes,” Satoru bit back, “If I hadn’t shown up-”

“Then I would have had the blood of all those villagers on my hands.”

Satoru held his breath hearing how easily those malicious words left Suguru’s lips without hesitation.

“That’s the truth, Satoru, and you have to come to terms with it. I wanted to kill every last one of those people for putting their fingers on Mimiko and Nanako. I would made each of them suffer for asking me to murder those innocent girls…”

“Do you hear yourself?!” Satoru exclaimed, “You wonder why I’m always on edge and it’s because you say things that make me feel like you’re a complete stranger!”

“They locked those girls away like they were animals…beat them until they were black and blue…”

“I understand your pain but I’ve never been able to justify your reasons to kill, Suguru. If you had allowed your rage to control your actions, then...then we would have lost you for good.”

Suguru breathed, unaware that he had been tightly squeezing the cigarette box between his fingers. His heart ached from the way the strongest sorcerer’s voice cracked, and Satoru’s vulnerability made him appear like a scared little boy in Suguru’s eyes.

Suguru knew what it meant to earn the love of Satoru Gojo. Their valued friendship had an impenetrable bond that could stand the test of time. Even when they argued, they still held each other in such high regard that they could never truly feel any type of animosity towards the other person.

Suguru softened the muscles in his face.

“Whenever I spend time with Ryu, or hold Emi in my arms...all I can think about is how grateful I am that you stopped me. I truly thought nothing in the world would bring me happiness, and you made me realize how wrong I was...” he confessed, “but there is a constant battle that wages inside me. One that I am fighting every single day. All I’m asking for is the dignity to keep persisting without having your guilt shadowing me every single time you think I’m wavering…”

“I wasn’t...I wasn’t trying to make you feel worse-I guess I don’t realize when I’m overbearing…” Satoru admitted, snaking his bottom lip between his teeth as he stammered.

“You’re overbearing because you care, but we can’t keep dwelling on what happened.”

He approached the front door, turning the handle as he swung it open. He took one step over the threshold before looking back around to face the only other person he ever considered his equal.

“I’m not going anywhere, Satoru.” Suguru reassured, “You don’t have to worry about losing me again.”

***

Suguru took a drag of his cigarette, counting each second as he contemplated whether or not to knock on your door. He checked the time again, fidgeting nervously as he paced back and forth. You’ve been giving him the cold shoulder ever since he brought up your neighbor and closed his eyes with regret as he recalled the confrontation.

Suguru has been making his reparations ever since he strayed off the path. He knew that Satoru was the reason why he had limitations when it came to handling missions. Suguru didn’t mind, partially because of his family, but mostly because he wasn’t ready to dive back into sorcery at the rate he was going. He knew deep down that regaining his best friend’s trust would change the circumstances of his situation and instead used his free time to dedicate himself to his beautiful children and the girls he naturally claimed as his own.

Watching Mimiko and Nanako flourish as students made him immensely happy, especially when he considered the state that he initially found them in.

The only person that he has not been able to fully win over on his journey to redemption was you.

“We don’t trust each other.”

Those were the words that Suguru told Satoru Gojo the night he moved into his home.

Those were the same words that you confessed to him after you signed the divorce papers.

God knows you both tried to make it work when Ryu was born but nothing could fix what he broke.

You’ve had your fingers wrapped around Geto’s heart for the last ten years. When the young sorcerer first laid his eyes on you at seventeen years old, he knew that there was something different about you.

You were sixteen, a bewitching student with incredible cursed energy that left him breathless. Your beauty was merely the cherry on top of an already perfect being.

He had his eyes set on you, but you were cautious and knew better than to allow a pretty face to sway you so easily. The two of you only grew close later down the line, when you were both finding your ground as new instructors to the next group of sorcerers. You were constantly paired up for assignments, which meant that you were bound to one another. Maybe it was fate, but as time progressed your platonic relationship began to shift. Suguru’s unrequited attraction only blossomed and you were finding it difficult to resist your own desire for him. Naturally, the divide began closing in, with seducing touches and flirtatious conversations left in its wake. The minute you initiated that first kiss, you had effectively claimed what was already yours to begin with.

Your love for each other only grew over the next four years with the two of you weaving into one another in perfect sync. You both got married on a whim, disregarding the fuss over a big wedding and only caring for the vows which connected you to one another forever.

Six months of abundant happiness was abruptly cut the day of Riko’s murder.

Her death shattered Suguru Geto.

That was the beginning of the end, the trigger point that led to the demise of his marriage...among other things.

Outside of that dark cloud, Suguru could now see how easily he delved into his own madness.

He distanced himself from his own support system. He wasn’t speaking to his friends, and was always fighting with his wife. He exorcised and swallowed curses as if his life depended on it. He couldn’t sleep without recounting the thunderous cheers from those who celebrated a child’s death, and rejected the morals that he once prided himself in believing in.

The two of you were caught in a brutal current as a result, and in the midst of riding these turbulent waves, the both of you chose to drown each other to save yourselves.

Day after day there were fights with no resolutions. Any unresolved tension was discussed with Suguru pressing your back up against a wall or bent over the table counters as he ravished you without restraint. The tender moments only happened at night, when vulnerability would seep through the cracks in an act of seduction, just so either one of you could feel a sense of the old love you shared.

A malicious toxin began spreading throughout his body, poisoning everything he touched. Suguru couldn’t rationalize how quickly he lost himself with everything around him breaking: his trust with non-sorcerers, his beliefs in a flawed system that controlled him, his own values and the suffering that he witnessed.

He couldn’t even see how much he was hurting you.

Things hit a breaking point when Suguru started neglecting you. He was spending days and nights away from your home without so much as a phone call to let you know his whereabouts.

After the worry washed over, your paranoia got the best of you which is why he shouldn’t have been surprised when you sought out consolation in the arms of your friend.

He still remembered stumbling back home that morning, exhausted and overwhelmed from a night of feeding.

You were anxiously waiting him, with your eyes swollen and filled with regret.

He knew just from the way you looked, that this wasn’t going to end well.

At the time, he remembered being annoyed by your behavior.

You had a way you tugging at his humanity that had his conscious swinging back and forth manically. One minute he was willing to watch the world burn, but the next ready to put out the fire just for your sake.

He found himself sitting down next to you as you cried on his shoulder. The words poured out of you faster than he could register them, and to this day he wished that you never burdened him with your secret.

You drank too much and invited Nanami over.

You both got carried away.

You allowed him to kiss you...

to hold you...

to taste you between your legs and use his fingers to make you moan...

but that’s where it stopped.

You gasped in between your apologies before confronting your partner who had driven you to this point.

“Why are you never home? Where are you always going? What...what am I doing wrong? Why don’t you love me anymore?”

Suguru still hated himself for forcing those words out of you.

He wished he swallowed his pride in that moment, but the hurt of your betrayal outweighed everything else.

His selfish rage was the reason why he decided to retaliate and he was calculative with vengeance. Riddled with spite, Suguru merely smiled at you as you stood there with your mouth agape watching him fuck someone else on the bed you shared.

You kicked him out after that incident, leaving Suguru to his own devices and coming to the realization that neither of you loved each other enough to fix anything.

Shortly after is when he found the girls imprisoned in the village.

Suguru dropped his cigarette onto the floor and tapped it with the tip of his boot, contemplating what might have happened if Gojo hadn’t swooped in at the right moment to stop his rampage.

How would his life have turned out then?

***

Suguru arched his brow as he watched you open the front door.

For a moment you look relieved to see him, but your face hardened immediately after.

Meanwhile, he was busy glazing over your body clad in a black silk robe, and trimmed with lace around the hem and sleeves. He wet his lips at the sight of your exposed thighs, drawing his attention to your calves before wandering back up to meet your eyes.

“Do you always answer the door half naked?” he greeted with a hint of playful sarcasm.

“Purely to keep others entertained,” you snapped back, while folding your arms protectively over your chest.

Suguru clenched his fist but held back on his rebuttal.

“Okay…I deserved that.”

“What are you doing here?” you impatiently questioned.

Suguru shrugged his shoulders nonchalantly, “I was walking around the neighborhood and thought I would stop by.”

“At 2:00 A.M?” you pressed.

Your ex-husband straightened his back, emphasizing his overbearing height as he raised one arm above his head and allowing it to rest against the frame of your front door.

“Is that a problem? You’re awake aren’t you?”

You pressed your lips together in a firm line, hating the indifference in his tone.

“If you came all this way to pick a fight with me then you should know that I’m not in the mood-”

“I needed to clear my head and I didn’t know where else to go,” he confessed, softening his tone in the hopes to ease your apprehensive demeanor.

“Satoru’s company isn’t good enough?”

“I wanted to see you.”

Your cheeks grew hot and you studied his face to look for any sign of deception.

He tapped his finger against the panel, “can I come in?”

“No.”

“Please?” he begged, his pleading expression nearly melting you on the spot.

“That’s not going to work,” you insisted, averting your eyes away from his own as you stared down at your feet.

Suguru exhaled before inching his way closer towards you.

The tips of his fingers brushed under your chin, tilting your face upward as his thumb softly grazed over your lips.

He arched forward and kissed you.

Your chest lifted with your breath growing heavier as you found yourself subconsciously leaning forward in the hopes that he would part his lips to explore yours more openly.

You blinked a couple of times before catching yourself succumbing to your temptations.

You flattened your palm against his chest and pushed him away.

“That’s...” you whispered, your tone wavering only slightly as you shook your head. “That’s not going to work either.”

Suguru wasn’t willing to give up yet.

As you took a step back, he looped his arm behind your waist and drew your body into his. He could feel you clutch onto his hoodie, gripping him tightly but relaxing into his strong arms with ease.

“I’m sorry,” he admitted, noting the way your eyes widened at his words. “I…I was wrong for confronting you. I know it’s been hard without me around. I’m grateful that you have somebody who has been looking out for you and I shouldn’t let other things get in the way of that.”

He waited patiently as you soaked in his apology. He hoped you would accept it, but knew it was unlikely considering that he had allowed his sharp tongue to dagger into you one too many times already.

“You really hurt me...”

Suguru swallowed the lump in his throat, his stomach tightening at how small your voice sounded. He understood that your statement carried meaning beyond the current situation at hand.

“I know...” he murmured, “it...it won’t happen again.”

Your eyes shifted to the side, and you tugged at your bottom lip with your teeth.

“I want to believe you.”

Your ex-husband slumped his shoulders in defeat, “but you can’t.”

“No,” you confirmed as you cleared your throat. “I can’t.”

Suguru loosened his grip from around your waist, the disappointment washing over him as he took a step back, but stumbled when he felt you pull him closer.

“But,” you interrupted, forcing him to stop in his tracks as you glanced back up to meet his curious stare. “I haven’t been sleeping well and I don’t mind the company…”

Suguru lifted his brows upward in surprise and his heart raced from your unexpected request

“That makes the two of us,” he stated, finding his confidence again as he stepped across the threshold.

His fingers slowly fiddled around the belt of your robe. He quietly shut the door behind him before leaning back against the frame and leisurely massaging the soft silk between his thumb and index finger.

“Where are the kids?”

“Fast asleep,” you informed.

“I can crash on the couch...” Suguru acknowledged, but the wicked glint in his eye implied that he was already thinking of other options.

“That should work,” you answered back, maintaining your hold on his stare as your own hands reached for the button of his jeans. “but if you prefer the bed...”

His lips collided onto yours for a heated kiss, a familiar dance of teeth and tongue exchanged as his fingers undid the knot around your waist. He pushed the silk back across your shoulders, his hot breath fanning your neck as he reached to hold the flesh of your bare waist.

The blood rushed between his legs and his curious mind began to wonder why you were awake this late at night while dressed so scantily.

The both of you tiptoed around the house until you were safely hidden away in the bedroom. Suguru watched as you hungrily dropped the silk robe onto the floor, revealing your naked frame that was only covered by a pair of cotton panties.

He threw off his jacket, piling his t-shirt on afterwards before rushing to undo his jeans. The second he was no longer restrained by his outfit, he charged forward to carry you up by your legs before pinning your back against the comfort of your mattress.

Your bodies rolled over the sheet with Suguru finding his position straddling on top of you. He wanted to resume kissing you, but got distracted when he noticed something pink flash out of the corner of his eye.

A few seconds passed before an amused glow highlighted his handsome face.

Suguru picked up the toy with his right hand. “Was I interrupting something?” he teased.

You choked back your words, your flustered self reaching for the sex toy begrudgingly but your ex-husband swiftly snapped his wrist back before you had a chance to grab it.

“If you even think of saying anything just remember that I’m still mad at you...” you grumbled.

Suguru chuckled, and used his left hand to grab onto your wrist, before catching your other one and placing them both above your head.

A low vibration took over the silence, with a smirk tugging at Suguru’s lips as he guided the toy between your legs.

“Is this why you didn’t want to be alone tonight?” he calmly asked, hearing a pretty moan escape you as he pressed it up against your clit. “It’s okay, sweetheart. I’ll make it all up by taking such good care of you.”

***

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prettylittleghostboy · 2 years

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Survival tips for when you're disabled and living in poverty

I've seen a few of these helpful posts on here and I thought I would make my own. These are just what helps me and what I've learned over the years to survive. I will continue to update this so please check back every so often.

Don't be ashamed to shop at dollar stores, Aldi, thrift stores, habitat for humanity stores, dumpster dive, take what's thrown to the curb, use food banks, get assistance. I've gotten some decent things that way. Always check with your counties human service department, churches(if you're comfortable with that) they will likely have resources for you (If in the US, please share info if not in US, all are welcome).

Couldn't brush your hair for a few days? Kids detangling spray helps a lot and smells good!

Haven't showered for a while? Keep around wipes, deodorant, dry shampoo. If you have to just stand in the water and rinse your body off or just wash the important parts ( pits, crotch and butt, if you can do more then add in your feet and hair. If you still smell okay but hairs a little greasy? Just wash hair in the sink. You don't have to shower everyday (if you can great).

Brushing teeth is a challenge? Keep floss(I prefer flossers), toothpaste,toothbrush, a cup, water and a towel by your bed, just do it there while watching something and when you get up take it to the kitchen or bathroom. You can even use a washcloth to quickly rub your teeth with then use mouthwash(if you can stand the feeling of it lol). Keep some of those single use disposable travel tooth wisps. Chew some sugar free gum. I've also learned that if you just wet your toothbrush with water and brush like that it will still help more than doing nothing.

Btw you don't have to just do your washing/grooming in the bathroom. I wash my hair and teeth in the kitchen because it's higher, less back pain for me.

Have chronic pain? Maybe have a hard time bending or just can't seem to change underwear. It's okay, take a box and put all your underwear and socks in it then store it by your toilet. We all have to use it eventually so while you're there you can slip something fresh on.

Can't remember things due to memory issues or easily distracted? Take advantage of your phone timer and clock. Or buy a timer. I personally have to set an alarm for everything from food to laundry. Keep notes in your phone or written down, put down how long things take like laundry or food, it makes it good smoothly.

IF you can afford to, it's always worth buying products that can serve you and make life easier. Like an extendable scrub brush for showers to floors.

Don't be ashamed to use medical aid equipment. You don't have to prove you need it, if it makes your life easier then you need it. Check you local VA office or Human service office or sometimes charity thrift stores, they might have some you can buy for cheap or have for free(at least where I live they do, again for the US).

If able to and it serves you, get a shower chair, a detachable shower head, a foot scrub mat, a bidet(seriously though if you have IBS or bleed heavy on your period it's so worth it and you save money on toilet paper, especially if you get one with a dryer)

Have heavy periods? Buy the adult diapers, don't be ashamed and for extra protection lay a training pad or dark towel down to lay on.

Always keep a big jug of vinegar around, you can do so much with it, from cleaning house, laundry, cooking, and much more.

Cleaning your home or space can be very overwhelming. So just do what you can. You don't have to do everything at once like you can just do one small thing a day or when you have time. If you're not going to wash dishes rinse them off first before putting it in sink. Use empty food containers(like butter or whipped cream container) or freezer bags to store food because if you aren't feeling it you can just toss it.

Keep trash bags in your room. Get a degreaser dish soap. Get a scrub wand. Get gloves if you don't like how it feels to do dishes or clean. Let your pots and pans soak in soap and hot water, but don't let it set for long or it could rust. If you can buy nonstick pots and pans, cleaning is so much easier just never use metal utensils on it. Washing one plate is better than washing no dishes.

Listen to music or a podcast or anything while you do things to help pass the time

Keep water by your daily meds.

Don't feel guilty for using disposable dishes. Sometimes you just need it to get by and make things a little easier in a life that's really hard.

When you get up to go somewhere just take a moment to stretch and move a little.

If you're going outside, take trash with you and check your mail, take a moment to breathe and let the sunlight and or fresh air greet you. Just enjoy it for a moment. If it's at night enjoy the fresh air and night sky.

If you have a pet, ask your vet if they have any financial aid programs to help with vet bills. Where I live they have a financial aid program and the option for a special credit card (mines called Care Credit it pays for vet visits and dentist) you make a payment every month but I will warn you interest is high and you will have to take out personal bank loans just to pay it off, it barely goes down and these aids are unfortunately hard to get accepted for, but worth a shot. Sometimes (be smart about this though) you can solve the issues with your pets on your own. I've delt with a lot and couldn't afford many vet visits for my cats, so I'd do my research and oftentimes just call the vet for at home advice, and I'd buy what I needed in the pet store. (I've treated, hotspots, UTIs, wounds, and lots of other situations) but like I said be smart about it, if something is wrong and it's out of your control take your fur babies in, please.

The library is your friend, use it. It has so many resources for you to use. If you're not sure they have what you need just call or email them. Some offer items like sewing machines, kitchen appliances you can check out. Some if not most even have books you can listen to by audio or a free streaming services (it ain't Netflix but it's free). Just ask, those librarians are there to help and want to help.

Download apps like Pluto tv, you can watch free shows and sometimes movies, there are break ads and it's not as nice as other streaming services but it's free.

If you need a phone try applying for a government cell phone, I'll be honest they aren't like the nice new ones and can be slow but you can call and text and use some apps and if you stay within your minutes that month you never have to pay.

You can sometimes find government programs that help with internet and sometimes a computer or tablet.

Get a slow cooker, rice cooker, any kitchen appliance that makes cooking easy. You can get these at thrift stores, Aldi and other places for cheap.

If you have earrings like studs or any piercings I suppose, keep rubber gloves and alcohol pads on hand and find some baggies. Every so often take them out, they will probably be gross, just clean them with the alcohol pads and put them in the bag, the clean your ears. Let them breath then change to new jewelry. If they are stuck like mind sometimes do (this happens usually with screw on backs) don't panic. Wipe it and your ear with the alcohol pad then put on the gloves and twist, it might take a few goes. It that doesn't do anything, take some pliers sanitize it with alcohol, put something like the glove between the jewelry and pliers then twist, that should get it off. I need to inform people that earrings do get dirty, it happens, you can be super clean and still get some gunk. Doesn't mean it's infected or you're gross or doing a bad job. Some people produce more oils and stuff then others. In my case I have a skin condition, I'm very clean. They get a lot of "ear cheese" but they're not infected, it's just I produce more oils and stuff there.

If you struggle with laundry whether it's affording it or doing it, let me tell you my secret, I WILL get hate for this. As long as you're clothes don't smell or are dirty or full of sweat, or you just keep wearing them for a short time, you don't have to wash them. But like if they do start to smell and are dirty and full of sweat, yeah wash them. This is just for pants, hoodies, jackets, tops and dresses. ALWAYS wash underwear and socks, and you can let your bra or binder go but you gotta wash it sometimes. You can just give it a good wash in the sink and air dry it too. And with blankets, just wash the sheets and pillows cases, unless the comforter or top blankets need a wash.

On that note if you get a mattress use a protector sheet under the fitted sheet and freshen it up once in a while (find how to online) it will last longer and stay cleaner and you won't have to buy a new one for a while.

If you're feeling stressed or going through trauma, don't be afraid of play! Buy those toys(child or adult toys whatever you want), play, it helps with stress so much! Forget about what others may think.

And if showers or baths bore you, buy toys or shower bath crayons or paint or those color tablets. You can even buy a bubble machine for the bath tub, so much fun I swear.

If you want to relax by reading but don't like anything out for adults, get books for kids! Who cares!

If you have a habit of getting fruit flies, if you are able to try getting carnivorous plants.

I just learned that if you have a paper shredder and shred a bunch of stuff you can use the shreds as cat litter! You need to change it completely out about everything other day so I'd use a litter liner or wear gloves. Litter is expensive and this way it insures no one will steal you document info.

Just a hack but if you have anxiety or trouble reading the menu or deciding. Bring up the restaurants menu on your phone before ordering (this is more for fast food), it always helps me a lot.

Always keep vinegar, applesauce, flour, sugar, brown sugar, spices, coco power, butter, salt on hand.

A very common trick to make milk or soap stretch is to add water. It's not great but it can help. Also don't be afraid to but powdered or boxed milk.

So that's all I can think of that helps me survive that also might help you as well. Also I shouldn't have to say this but this is a judgement free post, if you're going to make judgemental comments then you're not welcome here. To Everyone else please feel free to add on to this post with what helps you and would like to pass on. You do not have to be disabled to like or reblog this post, If you find it helpful, wonderful. 🤓✌️

Update with any helpful resources I can find, ease add your own.

If you're on EBT/SNAPs you can install the app called providers to check your card balance instead of calling, it also had resources. (It was much better before the update change but still nice)

If you need a phone go to SafeLink wireless and Q Link wireless. When I was first starting out that's what I used it was a life saver.

If you live in Wisconsin (Dunn, Eau Claire, Chippewa falls and Barron county, and likely more) you can call your counties human service department and ask them about a program called CCS. There are many more programs but this one helps you if you are struggling in like and need help. Like for me I got jobs, made money, got an apartment, learned to be independent, got my driver's license, got my GED. It completely changed me, I'm a hole new person after it. They can help you with paperwork, your benefits, and when I need to stop working I was able to get set up with a county lawyer who helped me get on SSI (and took care of some past issues). They can even help with mental health. I did horse therapy, and many more places that helped so much to relax and develop skills (like a ranch with animals and we'd cook a lot). They even provided someone who prescribed me medication a nurse and therapy sessions at the human service department. I got connected with peer support. Just ask your human service department.

Some museums(I only know of Minnesota doing this) give you a discount (you only pay $3 per person instead of like $14) if you have proof of like EBT or any assistance. Just check their websites or call for information.

If you have a forward health insurance card or are on Medicaid and struggle with rides to appointments there is a medical transportation company called Veyo, previously called MTM. I am not sure if they service outside of Wisconsin. They aren't perfect but can definitely help. You call with your forward health ID number and you can schedule rides for appointments and get gas mileage reimbursement. You need to schedule two days or more in advance. The website is https://wi.ridewithveyo.com/

And the phone number is 1 866-907-1493

You can set up you're membership online.

If it's on the way and needed they can stop by your pharmacy after appointments as well.

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blorb0 · 2 years

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top 5 books! or 5 fav songs rn :]

I’ll do the second one!

5) carrying the banner from newsies because I’ve been having a little bit of a newsies era lately haha…song goes incredibly hard tho

4) we don’t talk abt Bruno from encanto…I just watched that movie and they weren’t kidding that Bruno really can seven front frame rats on his back he says your name it all fades to black….. banger 10/10

3) jump started by jukebox the ghost, this song just scratches the right itch!!!! I feel like I can’t get enough of it !

2) lovefool cover by pomplamoose! I’ve always liked the original song and I’m just in love with the vocals in this one :)

1) is icicles by the scary jokes because it’s just the right length for me to brush my teeth and use mouthwash to! So I’ve been listening to it 2x a day for the past couple weeks lol

#June don’t look #I’m sorry I’m not going to tag ur username….#Lmao #ask games

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What were the swish shots for? Ik it was fluoride but did that actually do anything? In the UK we have nothing like this so seeing that people were making kids drink fluoride is worrying.

Oh it was just Fluoride Based mouthwash but more concentrated since the US used to be super health concious about keeping clean kids teeth! We never actually swallowed it unless on accident haha! I should have been more specific but they made us spit it out lol

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jisvnq · 4 years

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[ 20:25PM ]

title | interruptions

genre | fluff, humor, best friends to lovers but it's what happens after the confession

warnings | none; probably just bad spontaneous writing shdh

word count | 1.5k

requested | by anonymous

description | where jisung knows the moments after his best friend confesses to him that she likes him back aren't supposed to be this awkward, and that just maybe, the third time's the charm ♡

z.txt | idk if i'm happy with this or not lol like it's just a 2am coffee-induced brainfart at it's best have fun reading more brainfarts (the text for the header kinda crapped up but alr sjdhs) watch me post this and dip JSJKSDJ

Jisung let out a deep breath, sneaking a glance at the side of your face as you nervously fiddled with the hem your shirt. He knew you felt the same way as he did, but why was he still so nervous?

"So, uh..." Jisung cleared his throat, breaking the thick silence that fell upon the room. He scooted just a bit closer to you, but you did the same, resulting in your knee bumping his lightly. "Wh- what now?"

Years of watching idiotically romantic movies and binge-watching impossibly unrealistic dramas with you left him with some sort of experience when it came to this love thing, and he just knew that the moments after confessing your love for each other were not supposed to be this awkward.

A thousand thoughts ran through his head. Maybe he did something wrong? Or maybe he said something wrong? What if now wasn't the right time for him to confess? But you had told him you liked him back, so why weren't you doing any—

"W- we could kiss?" you suggested quietly, cheeks warming up at your own suggestion.

"We could wh- what now?" Jisung repeated, feeling as if his ears have fooled him. Did you actually want to kiss him?

"K- kiss," you muttered, looking away from him. "But n- nevermind. I completely understand if you don't want to—"

"But I want to." The words come out of his mouth quicker than his brain could process them, his face slowly growing hot once again.

He clamped his mouth shut when he heard your small giggle, his heart beating at a pace quicker than he had ever thought was humanly possible. Maybe he should take Hyuck's advice and really do think before he speaks...

Your face slowly neared his and he sucked in a breath when he felt yours fan his face. He closed his eyes when your nose touched his and he felt just about ready to faint when your lips lightly brushed against each other—

Then you pulled away. What?

Did he somehow do something wrong this time? No, he doesn't think he did. You initiated it... whatever that was.

Did his breath smell like shit? No, he almost choked on his mouthwash earlier when he heard you knock on his door.

Did he smell like shit? He didn't think so, at least. He took a shower and changed into your favorite hoodie of his as soon as you told him you were coming over. Maybe he should've asked Jaemin to wash the hoodie though...

"Y/n?" he asked concernedly, opening his eyes to see you place a hand over your face. Did he really smell that bad? "Is there anything wrong?"

"I- I just feel like—" you cut yourself off with a sneeze and Jisung jumped a bit. You giggled. "Sneezing. Sorry."

"You scared me," Jisung huffed, heaving out a relieved sigh. "I thought I smelled bad or something there."

"I never said you didn't," you said, biting back a giggle when he makes a face at you. "Kidding! Kidding. You smell like you always do. Like... you."

"And that's a good thing, I hope?" he asked, scrunching his nose at you, finally getting a giggle out of you.

You nodded, scooting closer to him on the couch and giving him a small smile, face right in front of his once again. "Yes. That's a very, very good thing."

"Good," Jisung said, eyes flickering down to your lips. He inhaled and looked back up at your eyes. "So... uh... no more sneezing?"

You shook your head with a chuckle, leaning in even closer to him. "No more sneezing."

He mirrored your smile, closing the gap between you slowly despite his brain screaming at him to hurry up. With you, Jisung had all the time in the world. Besides, it was your first kiss together and it just had to be perfect, right?

Well, not necessarily.

"Well, fucking finally!" someone exclaimed as the door burst open, making you and Jisung fling yourselves to the opposite ends of the couch, cheeks flushing red at the sudden interruption.

"Chenle, you idiot," Renjun sighed as he pushed the younger boy into the hallway.

"Oh, whoops," Chenle grinned sheepishly, catching Jisung's glare. "Sorry."

"Don't mind us~" Jaemin hummed, pushing Haechan and Jeno into the hallway with Chenle and Renjun before any of them could interrupt any more. "We'll be in our rooms if you need us."

An awkward silence once again fell over the room as soon as all the doors closed, both of you refusing to look at each other in the eyes.

Jisung let out a little huff of annoyance and embarrassment. Why hasn't anything gone his way today?

The articulate and carefully worded confession he had prepared for you at least months before today, somehow vanishing as soon as he opened his mouth.

The comfortable atmosphere he had tried his absolute best to set up, disappearing into thin air after you had clumsily voiced out your own feelings for him.

And the perfect first kiss he had originally wanted to give you, left as a passed opportunity as each of your two attempts ended up in unexpected and completely uncalled for interruptions.

He didn't even want to think of anything else that could possibly go wrong.

"Third time's the charm?" you had suggested hopefully, turning your head to look at him.

"A- are you sure you still want to, uh, you know..." Jisung mumbled, looking down at his feet. "Kiss me? Even after everything that's gone wrong?"

You took initiative and slid over to his side of the couch, giving him a soft smile that never failed to melt his heart every single time. "Jisung, I still wanted to kiss you even after you pretty much blew up the whole Chemistry lab in ninth grade."

You chuckled, taking one of his large hands in both of yours. "You smelled like dog piss, your hair was standing up stiff, and you had toxic powder and whatnot all over your face. I don't think anything can top that, and yes, I still want to kiss you, you idiot."

Jisung couldn't help but laugh at the memory, shaking his head when he remembers the disgusted look on your face as you dragged him to the nurse's office, cleaning him up when even the nurse herself didn't dare go near him.

"Even if I'm no good at kissing?" Jisung asked, looking up at you.

"Even if you're no good at kissing," you laughed. "And don't worry, I'm probably just as bad as you are at this stuff. We both aren't single for no reason."

"Maybe we can change that?" Jisung asked, mouth working quicker than his brain once again, his reddening ears making it more obvious. "No, I mean—"

"Actually, I'd like that," you giggled, a wide grin spreading across your face when you see his sheepish smile. "I'd very much like that. So... you're my boyfriend now?"

"I'm your boyfriend now?" Jisung echoed, feeling as if he was in a daze, smile getting way too big as his cheeks began to hurt. Did he just get upgraded from best friend to boyfriend? "That sounds very nice..."

"Yes, yes it does," you said with a chuckle, witnessing the boy's brain turn into complete mush in front of you. "Now... do I get to kiss my boyfriend yet?"

His heart fluttered when you brought your hand up to his jaw, turning his head so he fully faced you. "Maybe, if we don't get interrupted again."

"But if we do get interrupted again?" you hummed, lips against his once again, the awkwardness suddenly gone as you were both filled with giddy excitement from the recent relationship upgrade.

And as if the god of interruptions was listening in on your conversation, just as Jisung opened his mouth to respond, his best friend's timing was impeccable.

"Oops," Chenle snickered, entering the living room once again. "I forgot my airpods—"

And without letting the other boy finish, nor let you shy away from him again, Jisung took a hold of your chin to gently keep you in place as he finally pressed his lips to yours, his brain a few steps late as he let his actions get ahead of himself once more.

"Shit, sorry, Y/n," Jisung apologized with wide eyes and red cheeks, realization of what he's just done hitting him like a brick. "I just— mmf!"

But instead of letting him splutter out an excuse for his spontaneity, you roll your eyes, capturing his lips in another, proper kiss. Until a sneaky little idea popped into your head.

You pushed him further into the couch, making the other boy watching feign retching sounds in the background as the two of you patiently waited until he left, only parting for air when you hear his footsteps finally leave the room.

"You think that'll stop him from interrupting us again?" you asked, giving him a cheeky grin, laughing when you see the dazed smile left on the boy's face.

"I don't know what's kept me from kissing you all these years," Jisung breathed out with a laugh, heart causing ruckus in his ribcage. "But I don't think even Chenle coming in screaming and holding up a bazooka will be able to stop me from kissing you anymore."

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theriverpersonshadow · 3 years

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Lamia Drama/Deltarune Semi-Crack Fic

The not-awaited, not asked for Lamia Drama X Deltarune crackfic that absolutely no one wanted, but might now find they want!

I played Deltarune Chapter 2 and just decide to write some silliness for fun. This is extremely non-canon to everything involved. Spoilers (kinda but not really) for DeltaRune Chapter 2.

Warnings for swearing, an extremely brief moment of existential dread, and one sexual joke.

As always, the species of lamia I use come from @vex-bittys

If this is your cup of tea, maybe buy me a Kofi?

Susie stared up at the sign in front of them. “Kris. This…. Is this a fucking pet shop???” Susie said. The sign said “Caring Coils” and had a picture of someone part skeleton, part snake.

“No! It’s a spring shop!” Lancer said. What else could “Coils” mean?

“U-Um… I… I don’t know where this building came from???” Ralsei said. As far as he was aware, they had seen neither snakes nor springs on their journey, but apparently this was in Castle Town now! Somehow!

Kris walked in. It was surprisingly bright for something in the Dark World, eerily similar to what it’d be like in the light world, but given that the main inhabitants seemed to be the apparent offspring of Jockington and Sans, just… What was even happening here.

“Are these, like, half skeleton, half snake?” Susie said, walking up and knocking on the glass holding the Mamba. A dozen or so snakes suddenly tackled the glass, hissing at her. “Okay, not gonna lie, that’s kinda cool. You think they bite?”

Kris just stared at the sign on the glass enclosure saying “Please Ask Before Handling – We Bite – Highly Venomous” until Susie got the hint.

Regardless, Susie hummed, seriously contemplating sticking her entire hand in there anyways. “Hey. Hey Noelle, you dare me?”

“SUSIE NO!”

“C’mon, does venom even work on monsters?”

“Hah! Clearly you know nothing. Monsters do not have blood and nerves to shut down the same way humans do,” Berdly said, strolling over to the Mamba enclosure. “They don’t even look that tough. Look! They’re worm- AAAAAAAAAAAA;LKJSDFLK;JDFA!” He had stuck his hand in there and immediately gotten himself bitten by like 13 Mamba. He flapped his wings, running around the room and sending bitty Mamba flying absolutely everywhere. Tiny battle cries filled the room as they chased after Berdly.

“Um… Kris? Should we help him?” Ralsei said, watching the chaos.

Kris answered No, deciding to instead head into the back. Unlike the skeletal-snakes who were snake sized in the front, this area seemed inhabited by skeleton-sized skele-snakes. Kind of. Most were shorter than Kris, except one Cobra who zipped directly by them with a weaponized mop in hand. Kris peaked back – looks like the cobra dude was mopping up the little skelesnakes. Cool, that’s been settled.

They got a few odd looks as they browsed the area. It had snake things, and child things. Presumably for snake children, which most of these seemed to be. If not for the supplies and price tags, it’d be easy to mistake this place for an orphanage – which Kris could understand, who would want a Sans X Jockington baby?

Oh hey, that one might be an adult. A particularly grumpy looking skele-snake looked them up and down, them immediately flipped them off, “Oh great, I thought I was done with human shit. Or whatever the fuck you are.”

Kris flipped him off back. What meaningful dialogue.

Meanwhile, Ralsei was trying to figure out what he should do. In the few seconds Kris had left, Suzy had broken another enclosure completely and even more snakes were running around, not at all helped by Lancer and Rouxls mistaking the new lightners(?) for worms and trying to eat them. Berdly had been swiftly knocked out by the tiny swarm.

Thankfully, something answered Ralsei’s prayers. He didn’t expect his newly found angel to be a 12-foot-something long version of the things causing chaos, but he literally started mopping up the little ones and depositing them into boxes. As soon as that was done, he gave them all an exhausted, withering stare, “Why. Just… why.”

“Worms are tasty!” chirped Lancer.

“These are not worms, we’re lamia,” the new person said. He sighed, straightening himself, “Where are my manners. I’m Nikolai. Apparently the rest of the staff disappeared, somehow, and I have no idea where we are, so forgive me if I’m a bit… in need of several of wines.” His “staff” uniform had been replaced by gold and white robes… and a small golden nametag declaring him “staff”.

Rouxls pushed himself to the front. “I sympathizeth with thee mostly fullily, thine fellow worker of high class and generallyeth most terrifying stature.”

“… I think I’m having a stroke,” Nikolai said.

“Hey Yooooo. I Heard Someone Was Wanting Wine (alcoholic)? I Have Some Battery Acid Right Here!” the Queen said, holding her glass cup of battery acid. It exploded in her hand. “Oops Lol (amused)”

“… I… I give up,” Nikolai said, laying his head on a table. Several of the bitties were chirping and giving praises, trying to tell him not to give up, but the Mamba were also trying to knock the box they’d been placed in off the shelf by all ramming the side of it at once. The chaos refused to be contained any longer.

Ralsei looked at Nikolai sympathetically, going over and patting his back, “H-Hey, it’s okay! I’m sure between the two of us and Kris we can keep… order… Oh dear.” Everyone had scattered. It seemed that only The Queen, the unconscious Berdly, and Noelle remained in the room with them.

The Queen looked into the bitty Papython tank. “Hey Is That You Trousle?”

Trousle looked up at this new lady with the cool glasses, nodding.

“Sorry You Came Eleventh In The Dragon Cards The Deckening Mini-Tournament Game But Dang Getting That Much Out Of Like A Billion People (Exaggeration) Is Dang (Damn) Impressive!” The Queen said.

Trousle’s eyes widened, how did she know that?

“Oh Yeah And Here Is This (based on search history: Sexy Dom Bitties).” It was a small domino with Mettaton legs sticking out from it.

Trousle was silently screaming, but being him had the perk that he didn’t have to hold in his screams! They were silent by default. So he was just screaming and completely blush-colored in the face.

“Oh And Emo Thrash Metal (based on search history: Emo Thrash Metal).” She deposited a small broken chunk of the Thrash Machine that had thrashed her giant robot’s ass which was inexplicably wearing eyeliner and had “it’s not a phase mom!” written on it.

Meanwhile, Susie had joined Kris in flipping off Hux, and then Liam came.

“Tch. I don’t know what you troglodytes think you’re doing, but we’re closed. Get out,” Liam hissed, putting himself between Hux and the intruders. They were not closed, but could you really be “open” when you had accidentally planeshifted to another dimension without the majority of your staff?

“Yeah! Fuck off!” Hux hissed, throwing a double birdy.

“YOU GUYS WANNA GO?!” Susie yelled, foaming at the mouth and drawing her axe. Liam looked injured, but if he was going to go around picking fights, she wasn’t going to stop him!

“Oh please,” Liam said, rolling his eyes and crossing his arms, smirking far too smugly. “I would obviously win.”

“OH IT IS ON!” Susie said, surging forwards. She and Liam both turned out to be too adept at dodging for this to go much of anywhere, and Hux and Kris just spent the fight insulting each other even after Susie and Liam got so mutually carried away they left the battlefield.

Lancer had found some new kind of paradise: a plastic hammock full of dubious, blueberry snot flavored salsa! He paid no mind to the other person using the weird spa, just jumping in and plopping into the vat of goo.

Oozy blinked owlishly at Lancer, then started laughing, “Kid? Kid, what are you doing?”

“I’m claiming this spa as mine, you minty fresh bundle of mouthwash.”

“Um… This… is my bed?”

“No it’s not! This is a hammock, not a bed!”

“… can’t argue with that logic,” Oozy said, shrugging. He wrapped lightly around Lancer, purring. That said, he couldn’t quite resist the urge to tease, “Wow, easiest snack ever.”

“Thanks!” Lancer chirped.

Rouxls Kaard then skidded down the hallways without ever adjusting his Trademark Pose, “HALT WORMTH! THEE SHALSTH NOTS EAT MINE PRINCETH.”

Oozy, being a little shit, looked Rouxls in the eye as he lightly pressed his teeth to the back of Lancer’s head and audibly said, “Nom.”

“NOOOOO! UNHAND HIM, THINE UNCLEANETHEST OF HEATHENS!”

“Naaaah.”

“I’m slimy!” Lancer chirped.

Meeeeeeanwhile, Keith was laughing maniacally in a mix of sheer disbelief and genuine amusement as he dodged kicks from a living checkers piece, a small army of Pawns at his side. Too bad they weren’t from the same game.

Some of the Queen’s butlers helped Nikolai and Noelle clean up the storefront from the burst of chaos (and Berdly). They still weren’t sure how they got there, but y’know what, even Nikolai cannot contain this, so he lets the kids who are old enough play around the area with some supervision.

The Mamba immediately flock to the Dojo, Liam leading the charge, to prove their superiority over all. Berdly gets his ass beat there again. There are Papython in the bakery and Kings in the café, and, well, just lamia generally everywhere.

A lot of the younger ones flock to Seam. Every child’s dream come true: a giant plush toy that can actually talk to you and he’s kind of just a big fluffy grandpa!!!

Eventually just Kris and Hux are left inside, locked in a battle of wills and insults.

“Like you’d even know what it’s like to not have fucking control of shit! To always be told what to do and what to be, and if you can’t, no one gives a fuck about you!”

Kris: Act:

Understand.

They understand, they understand far too well.

…

Kris: Act:

Kidnap.

The snake boy is going home with them now. He screams, but he does not get a say in this. Bye.

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surveysonfleek · 3 years

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1577.

How many times have you ever ridden an elephant? i dont think ive ever ridden one. ive touched one though Do you like cobblers? i highly doubt ill like them What do you think about Lord of the Rings? look... i feel like im the only person who hasnt read the books OR watched the movies. i feel like it wouldnt be my thing What kind of cup did you last drink out of? glass Do you currently have any cuts or scrapes? no

Did you like Barney as a child? yes! What color vacuum do you use? its grey i believe Do you have a lot of clothes hangers in your house? yes, definitely Have you ever been in a Latin class? no Have you ever had bubble gum stuck in your hair? haha no. ive had a lollipop stuck in my hair though. it was a mess. Is there any pet hair stuck to your clothing? no pets :( What do you smell? my salted caramel candle. its great. Have you ever watched The Gremlins? no What is your favorite type of seashell? the iridescent kind Do you love 3-D movies? haha i feel like that hype is gone. it was fun while it lasted but i didnt love it Have you ever used Proactiv? no Is your cell on charge? no Do you like dirt or sand better? sand, easier to clean off u When’s the last time you had a hamburger? its been awhile! a month or so? Do you own an iHome? no, id love one though Do you own a BEST FRIEND charm or firgurine? no What do you think about rainbows? love them, its one of lifes little pleasures Are you wearing anything on your head right now? a hair tie Are you watching cartoons? no Do you own a pet spider? no Do you like mouthwash? yes, i dont mind it Have you ever used a Ped-Egg? no Do you like Olay products? im indifferent Have you ever gone on a cruise? yes, im dying to go on another one. obviously once covid has been cleared up Do you use green pens? nope Do you own anything that has a striped pattern on it? probably clothes Do you watch Wheel of Fortune? no Are there any fake tattoos on you? no When’s the last time you saw your grandpa? its been years. both of my grandpas passed away when i was a kid Is there a rocking chair in your house? no Do you call your animals “baby names”? no pets Why does George Lopez say “I GOT THIS!!” in that voice? haha idk Do you have homework? nope Have you ever gone to a Monster Truck show? haha no Well, have you ever seen the Nutcracker? nope! Where did you get your bed sheets? kmart Do you always use manners? always Have you ever been stood up? thankfully not Are your lips chapped? nope Have you ever been kicked in the throat? no, sounds like itd hurt Do you own a fishtank? no When is the last time you were sick? its been awhile. like i dont even think i got sick in 2020 Do you like the song “Barbie Girl”? i dont love or hate it What do you usually order from Taco Bell? i dont go there, theres only like 3 taco bells in my state and none are closeby If you have a cell, is it touch screen? yes Do you own a feather boa? no Are you allergic to peanuts? no, thank god. i love peanutes Do you wear ribbons in your hair? nope Did you get into the Livestrong bracelet kick? haha no, i never did How many pictures are on the wall of the room you are in? two Do you use cheat codes on video games? haha alwayssss. even as a kid, i used to write them all down on a piece of paper. good times Have you ever gone mudding on a fourwheeler? yes! Is there a rolly chair in your bed room? yes. What is your favorite flavor Jolly Rancher? watermelon Who is your favorite super hero? i dont have one fave Who is your favorite Villan? idk Have you ever been to a church camp? haha no Is there a trampoline in your back yard? no Have you ever played Dance Dance Revolution? yes! loved it as a kid Have you ever swam in a creek? most likely Do you enjoy running? nope, i hate it How long has it been since you last slept? its been 16 hours since i woke up What are your thoughts on Myspace? simpler times What is the last thing you dropped? my vape How many nickels are in your posession? theres prob a lot of them lying around Is the sound on your laptop or computer turned off? yes its on How many items do you have in your “favorites”? maybe like 10 Would you ever slide down a razor blade slide into a pool full of alcohol? um, ouch What is the last infomercial you saw? i dont remember. i hardly watch normal tv anymore How many magnets are on your refrigerator? heaps! my family collect them whenever we travel How many keychains do you own? i have about 3 on my set of keys Do you own anything with a peace sign on it? nope Have you ever been to Johnny Rocket’s? yes haha, i kinda love it! How many stuffed animals are in your room? none Look up, then to the right. What do you see? the window Have you ever done the “Cupid Shuffle”. no Do you know how to do the Solja Boy dance? yes Are you currently being stalked by anyone? no When is the last time you wore shorts? today Do you like elevators or escelators? im indifferent Have you ever layed on a tampur pedic? idts Have you ever been in Karate? yes, as a kid What color is the nearest lampshade? i dont have one Is there anyone in the room with you? no How long has it been since you’ve eaten a Reese’s? its been months

When is the last time you went to Walmart? last time i was in usa, which was 2017 Do you own any body glitter? nope What brand of hair straightner do you own, if you own one? cloud nine What is your favorite brand of chips? red rock deli What time was it 20 minutes ago? 10:49pm When is the last time you pet an animal? ages ago Do you own anything from Aeropostale? when i was a teen Did you have fun with this survey? no, it was boring af Was it random, or no? just boring lol soz

#survey #surveys #quiz #bored #questions

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flirting-with-psychology · 3 years

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All About the Face

Eyes

What color are your eyes? Brown Do you have big eyes or small eyes? Average sized? Do you or anyone you know have a lazy eye? I used to have one and it might be coming back a little

Do you need to wear glasses or contacts? Yes, I wear glasses

Do you wear “regular-sized sunglass” or “big sunglasses”? I usually just wear my glasses because they are transitional lenses, but when I’m at the pool or something I wear big sunglasses

Do you pluck your own eyebrows or get them waxed/shaped by a professional? No Do you wear eyeshadow often? If so, what colors? I haven’t worn much during covid but usually I do, and I like a variety of colors Do you make wishes on eyelashes? No Have you ever pulled your eyelashes out before? Accidentally from rubbing my eyes How often do you have eye boogers/crusties when you wake up? Probably a normal amount?

Have you ever had pink eye before? Yes, it sucks Name some sights that are appealing to you. Cute guys, jewelry, sunsets, oceans Do you know anyone who is colorblind? My middle school crush was colorblind Do you know anyone with two different-colored eyes? I don’t think so Do you know anyone with a glass eye? No Do you know anyone who uses/wears colored contacts? Only for cosplay Do you tend to look at people when you talk to them, or look away? A mix When you cry, do tears come out? Yes, do some people not have tears come out?

How many different parts of the eye can you name without using Google? Like 3 probably Do you blink often? Yes Would you be any good at a staring contest? No, I can’t keep a straight face Do you know anyone who is blind or legally blind? There was a blind kid in one of my classes Can you do any weird or creepy eyebrow-wiggles? No, I wish Can you make yourself go cross-eyed? Yes Do you enjoy watching 3D movies, or do the glasses give you a headache? Sometimes if it’s well done, but if it doesn’t add then in it’s just annoying because I have to wear the glasses over my regular glasses

Are you able to see things from multiple points of view/perspectives? Physically or emotionally? Physically yes but I have some problem with depth perception, and emotionally yes I try to Do you get dizzy have blurred vision, or vertigo often? No Have you ever had to get something small removed from your eye or had any sort of eye surgery before? I think I might have had some tear duct thing when I was a baby? Do you wear eyeliner or mascara? Yes (just not so much during covid)

Ears

Do you have differently-shaped ears? (ex: elfin ears) No but they are slightly different heights How often did you used to get ear infections as a child? I can’t remember ever getting one Have you ever failed a hearing test? No Do you know anyone who is deaf? No, but my grandmother is very hard of hearing Are your ears pierced? How many times/what parts? Yes, just my earlobes Do you have good listening ears? Eh Have you ever lost your sense of hearing before and had it come back? (ie: had your eardrum burst) No

Do your ears hang low? Not particularly lol Can you wiggle your ears? No How do you get the earwax out of your ears? I use Q-Tips What are some sounds that would make you cover your ears? Fire alarms What are some sounds that are pleasant to your ear? Music, waves Do you or anyone you know have an auditory processing issue? Not sure Are you guilty of frequent eavesdropping? Yeah lol Have you ever gotten anything stuck in your ear canal before? If so, then what? Don’t think so

Nose

Do you have a large, medium, or small nose? Large Are your nostrils small or large? Average Do you get seasonal allergies? Not excessively How often are you guilty of digging for emeralds? Every so often What’s the highest number of sneezes that you’ve done in a row? Maybe like 4? Usually I do 2 What are some smells that are unpleasant to you? Pickles, sauerkraut, garbage, bodily fluids What are some of the best smells, in your opinion? Cookies, citrus, my boyfriend’s body wash, cinnamon Are there any unusual smells that you enjoy that most others do not? (ie: gasoline, Sharpies) The smell of a heater being turned on for the first time in the winter What’s your favorite candle or air freshener scent? Citrus Have you ever stuck anything up your nose before? If so, then what? probably Do you get frequent nosebleeds? Do you know what causes them? Yes, not sure what causes them. Maybe dryness and/or altitude Do you have any nose piercings? If so, then where? No Have you ever had a broken nose before? No, but I had to get stitches on it when I ran face first into a brick planter as a kid Have you ever lost your sense of smell before? How did it happen? Not really other than when I’m sick Do you use any sort of nasal spray? Occasionally but I don’t like it When’s the last time that you had both nostrils close up on you at once? Probably the last time I got sick Do you have a habit of being nosy and sticking your nose where it doesn’t belong? Maybe just a little bit Have you ever snorted any sort of drug before? If so, then what? No Do you snort when you laugh? Occasionally

How often do you get sinus infections? I’ve only had a couple in my life How long does it take you to get through an entire box of tissues when you’re relatively healthy? Like a month or two, but I’ll go through a box in two days when I’m sick

Mouth

Do you have plump lips, thin lips, or one of each? Maybe on the thinner side of average Do you wear more lipstick or lip gloss? If you wear it, what shade do you normally choose? I guess lipstick lately, but I used to like gloss a lot. My favorite is like a raspberry color Do you use lip liner? No Do you remember those LipSmacker Chapsticks from your childhood? Which was your favorite one? Yes, I loved those. I think I had a cinnabon flavored one that I loved What brand of chapstick do you use as an adult now, if any? Chapstick brand Do you have a tendency to pick at your lips or chew on them? Not really Who’s the last person you kissed? My boyfriend Nick Do you lick your lips often? Yes Do you make “the fish face” often in photos? Not really unless I’m making a joke Have you ever had gingivitis in your gums? No Do your gums bleed when you brush your teeth? No How often do you brush your teeth? Twice a day How often do you floss? Like twice a year when I go to the dentist What brand of mouthwash do you use, if any? I don’t use any How many teeth are in your mouth currently? 26. I know I’m missing the two top laterals and I’ve had all my wisdom teeth taken out Do you have any cavities? Not that I know of Have you ever had a root canal? No What color are your teeth? Off-white, they could use some whitening What brand of toothpaste do you use? I never remember the brand, just what the bottle looks like Have you ever had any teeth extracted? Yes, my wisdom teeth and a couple baby teeth How old were you when your last baby tooth came out? 13 or 14 Do you grind your teeth at night in your sleep? Not that I know of Have you ever broken your jaw before? No Have you ever swallowed something you shouldn’t have? Yes Has your throat ever started to close up from something before? A little, I think I was allergic to something a couple years ago but I never figured out what

Have you ever choked? If so, on what? Not seriously, but I choke on water all the time How many times have you had strep throat? A few times, it sucks ass What is something that causes your throat to itch? Dryness

Have you ever lost your voice before? If so, when was the last time? Yes, on my 19th birthday. People actually listen to you more when they have to make a conscious effort to Have you ever lost your sense of taste before? How long did it take to come back? A little, the same time I had that unknown allergy What are some of your favorite foods that taste delicious to you? Pasta, cheese, chocolate Can you fold your tongue into a taco shape? How about a clover? No Can you tie a cherry stem into a knot with your tongue? No What’s the last thing you licked? My lips Can you roll your R’s? No Who is the last person that you stuck your tongue out at? My boyfriend Have you ever choked on your own saliva before? Yeah lol How frequently do you experience dry mouth? I’m always thirsty Have your parents ever threatened to wash your mouth out with soap before? Not that I remember Who’s the last person that you mouthed off to, and why? My boyfriend because he beat me at chess Do you speak any other languages? I took french and italian classes in school but I don’t remember much Have you ever worn braces or retainers? Yes

Chin & Cheeks/The Whole Face

Do you need to shave your upper lip or chin? No Do you shave your entire face? If so, how often? No Do you have a moustache? No Do you have a beard? No Have you ever fractured your cheek bone? No

Who was the last person to kiss your cheek? My boyfriend Do your cheeks get extra red in any of the following instances: sickness/fever, drinking alcohol, cold/windy weather, embarrassment, or infatuation? All of the above probably, but definitely embarrasment and infatuation, and also when I get hot Do you have any relatives who are guilty of pinching your cheeks and making comments about how big you’ve grown? No

Are you mature enough to turn the other cheek? Depends When’s the last time that you said something cheeky, and who did you say it to? Probably to my boyfriend Has anyone ever slapped you across the face before? If so, what was the reason? Not on purpose Do you get a lot of blackheads or acne? If so, are there any special products that you use in order to combat this? Not really Do you wear blush or foundation? I use compact powder What shape face do you have? I think oval? Idk Do you have any scars on your face? One above my nose Would you ever consider getting a face lift or Botox? I’ve thougth about it but I probably wouldn’t

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kacxa-fan · 4 years

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Acxa/Keith Headcanons

• Not that they're unhygienic, but they really don't like the taste of mouthwash. It has something to do with their Galra genes, being that Galrans have a much more sensitive taste (and hearing) compared to others (ex: humans). Keith can tolerate it more seeing that he's a hybrid, but Acxa cannot for her life; It stings bad!

• Adding on, because of this, Acxa prefers much less flavorful foods. Usually with little to no salt or spices. Although, she did gain a bit of a sweet-tooth overtime. Sugar makes her happy!

• Early birds ~ Well, for the most part, and even then still! Since they were trained to follow a strict schedule throughout the years of battle, they've grown used to waking up super early. Buuut Keith being human, he probably needs more sleep/rest than Acxa. Sometimes he's startled to wake up to her not in the bed with him at like 4 in the morning or something lol. Even when she's the last to fall asleep, she's the first to get up.

• Pet names? No, not the type of couple to do so comfortably (maybe "babe" is an exception) But! I have this random thought of Keith trying to be creative and give it a go so he called Acxa "blueberry babe" (or something) Acxa was of course extremely confused and just asked "What is a... 'blueberry'?"

• Acxa is barren, meaning that she is unable to reproduce children of her own. But that's okay with them, seeing as they are pretty busy people and wouldn't want to risk it any time soon. They'll probably adopt a child (abandoned/orphaned) and give them a chance they both may not have been able to get when they were young themselves.

• If that doesn't sit well with you then no worries! Totally understandable. So, maybe they do end up having an (unexpected) child. How they'll look will be up to you! But I'd keep the slightly pointed ears and fangs.

• Continuing on if Acxa were to bear a child, with her being pregnant, she would absolutely adore wearing maternity dresses. They're just so comfortable, especially when dealing with the extra luggage lol. Typically, she really wouldn't be one for dresses (as much as she may or may not want to try), so she'd feel kinda exposed even though she's still pretty much covered up. Most, if not all of them, would be long sleeved and/or reach to her ankles.

• Wife/Mother Acxa: Despite her strong demeanor, she actually really enjoys the idea of being somewhat of a housewife. Don't think that she'd give up on teaching her kid(s) how to fight though! Both parents do their parts, and together they are their child's combat/pilot teachers.

• Anyways, they'd both like to live the quiet life. Away in some country-like area. Outdoors in nature ~ They hate noise!

#keith x acxa #kacxa #vld headcanons

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mrsjokerphoenix · 4 years

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Chapter 3- we always go back to the places where we were happy

summary- You a Rouge CIA had masterminded the plan for Joker to break out of Arkham Asylum. You planned to run away with him but destiny had other plans and he left with his former psychiatrist Harley Quinn. Breaking your heart and leaving you to pick up the pieces. You had left him behind and moved on and had only focused on building your empire but life was about to change once again.

A/N- sorry im dramatic and its a slow burner. No smut yet I just want it to be extra special between them and things with Joker are unpredictable so yea LOL Next chapter for sure! Let yalls girl know what you think! All comments welcome good and bad. 😊

All you could think about was getting home and pouring yourself a glass of wine. Youve been so busy with work you desperately needed me time. “Finally” as you turned the key to get into you apartment. Suddenly a cold towel attacked your face while an arm linked around your neck and everything went black.

You suddenly awoke confused and disoriented and tied up. “Where the fuck am I” you screamed at what seemed to be the biggest man youd ever seen guarding the door. “Get me the fuck out of here” pleading and looking around trying to make sense of what was happening.

“Sorry misses we have strict orders to keep you here until other wise told.” He said while maintaining his eyes straight ahead.

“I dont give a fuck what you were ordered to do! Do you know who I am?” You growned. “Ill have you killed! do you hear me?”

A million thoughts were racing through your head. Who could you have pissed off? Was I going to be killed. You were trained for situations like this but fear still overtook your body. “Calm down calm down and think.” You tried to tell yourself. You examined the room, it looked expensive but no windows. You’re only able to see one door. Great maybe theres a window in there. “Can I at least go to the bathroom?” You huffed at the guard. Not a single word was uttered as he walked over to you and unlocked your restraints. “There is no windows in there and dont try anything funny. Theres 2 guards on the other side youll never make it out of the building.” He warned almost as if he had read your mind. “Building?”you thought this was someone’s home.

Your feet hit the cold marble floors shocking you a bit as you walked to the bathroom. Once inside you ran directly to the toilet and barfed up clear fluids. “ how long was I out for?” You questioned. “ could if be the russians? Maybe the Saudis? No it cant be I have great relations with both sides.” You felt exhausted and whatever it was you knew you could talk yourself out of it. You splashed cold water on your face and gargled some mouthwash that was on the sink and made you way to the room.

As you were walking out there was knocking at the door. An older lady probably mid 50s and short silver hair, dressed impeccably handed the inside guard a black garment bag With Alaia printed on the front. A second guard brought in 3 boxes of shoes. One box readTom Ford , second jimmy choo and the third one Dior. Now, now you were really confused. “No no no, am I being trafficked.” You stood in shock as they laid out everything for you in the bed.

“The boss wants you ready by 9 sharp.” He ordered

“The boss? Wth is going on? Is this a joke?” A Nervous chuckle escaped your lips.

“No!” He said not very amused by you. “Please do as your told, everything else you need is in the bathroom closet, we’ll be outside while you get ready miss.” And out the door he went.

You walked over to the bed, middle finger grazing the bag. Intrigued you opened it. A beautiful vintage black long Alaia bandage dress with side slits. You backed away not being able to wrap your head around the situation. “Why this dress, why were they providing such luxuries” You sat against the bathroom door knees to your chest trying to sooth yourself. “I need to get out, am i going to be killed?” putting your head down on your arms. You always knew this job was risky but you never thought your time would come so soon.

7:45pm read the clock when you finally mustered up the courage to get up and get ready. You had it all planned as soon as whoever had you here let his guard down you would look for a phone and call for help. Faulty plan since you didn’t even know where the hell you were. “Lets do this” as you picked yourself up the floor.

Surprisingly everything you need was there. Almost as if they knew exactly what you used. Everything felt so eerie but you had to shake it off. You finally settled on a messy low bun with two strands of waves framing your face. A classic makeup look with red lips and the diamond studs and diamond bracelet that were discreetly placed under the garment bag which you didn’t notice until you got dressed. You put on the black strappy Tom Ford. You knocked at the door to let the guard know you were ready.

“Wow” he stuttered almost immediately regretting it. “Im sorry miss, are you ready to go?”

“Yes, even though id much rather you let me go free.” You said.

“No can do and im sorry but I will have to handcuff and blindfold you.” He let you know.

“Are you kidding me?!” You stared. You wanted this to be over, you just wanted your home.

Once handcuffed and not able to see you were lead what seemed to be a horribly long hallway and into the elevator. Once inside the guard undid the cuffs and took the blindfold off. You noticed he had pushed the PH button. We were going to a penthouse but whose? Wondering, suddenly your heart sank to your stomach and you were finding it hard to breath. “It cant be” the realization hitting you like a cargo train.

Elevator doors opened revealing a dimly lit apartment home ceiling to floor windows overviewing Gotham city.

And there he stood back towards the elevator entrance, standing in-front of the bar. There he stood in his perfectly tailored red suit and shiny slicked back locks now painted green.

“Joker” you muttered.

Lifting his glass of whiskey while holding his cigarette on the same hand, he turned to face you.

“Welcome back kitten”

#joker #arthur fleck x reader #joaquin pheonix joker #joaquin daddy phoenix #joaquin phoenix #joker x reader #joker 2019 #joker fanfiction #joker fandom

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the-spiritual-tarot · 4 years

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Dream Journal #2

I typed out these dreams in my phone - I actually have a few YEARS worth of dreams saved into my phone that I might start posting on here.

3.29.2020

I have been waking up early and then falling back asleep and having these long insane dreams….

I dreamt I was back in highschool, I think I was new so I didn’t really recognize anyone. The dream starts and we are outside the school in this neighborhood. The school is big and old. Connected to a really fancy old garden, kind of like what you would see at a castle. long winding paths, mazes, fountains. Like a palace garden. We are supposed to walk to a rally or something. As I’m walking with this huge group of students. I get lost in the shuffle. I don’t have my shoes and I run back into the school to try to find them. I wander around looking for my locker and that’s when all the crazy stuff starts. (I am already losing the details, so i might miss some stuff.) But basically I’m with a group of girls when I first see the monsters. We are walking outside through this neighborhood and I notice these bushes In peoples front yards. Imagine a blow up figure like they have for halloween, but it seems to be overgrown with vines. I notice the figures, hiding under all the tree branches and vines, are watching us. NO ONE ELSE with me can see them!! It’s like everyone’s yard is just overgrown with vines and the things under the vines are moving. They start following us and attacking. Some of them are kind of like giant spiders. Others are closer to dinosaurs? like the ones with wings and a pointed head. This happens and then I’m back at school. I think we just run up these huge steps and into the building. We are in the hallways of the school and it looks pretty typical, lockers and tons of kids. There are guys there that are horrible and trying to pick on the girls. We are in the hallways and bathrooms. The weird thing is that I didn’t recognize ANYONE. Everyone is like bullying each other or just being bad in general. The kids were all bad!! 2 girls pass me and I swear they have alcohol in a mouthwash bottle, and they were drunk and trying to sneak out. I am in a bathroom and these boys come in and start attacking the girls in there, harassing them and pushing them. When the boys get violent I literally decide to turn into Sabrina (haha!!) I go nuts on them, full out levitation, eyes white, and their necks just twist and they drop. It’s awesome.

So after that I think I’m able to use my powers on the monsters. I meet the 2 girls who are drinking the vodka out of a breath freshener container. We are trying to sneak out of the school and a teacher almost catches us. He looks like the teacher from vampire diaries - confusing lol. I definitely thought he was hot. We are right at the doors to the school and hes about to stop us. We sneak into a side room and try to hide under a desk but there’s just no where to go. The teacher finds us and I tell him I don’t need to take his class because we’ve seen the monsters for ourselves and we need to get out of there. He shows us two pictures that are like outlined drawings of the monsters. I honestly have no clue what the one is called, except that I had just seen it outside. Its kind of a spider like thing. Then the girl I’m with knows all the details about it, the name and everything. Then he shows us these eel kid of things and I tell him we had an experience with them 2 years ago and he was there- so he knows we know what they are. (which is so confusing….what?!)

Ok so we leave. Back in this wooded neighborhood. I’m with a small group. We are running from these monsters. We get to this fence at the top of the hill and it’s clear we are stuck. the group wants to turn back but we would have to backtrack so far. I tell them no and that we will just hop the chainlink fence or something. we get to the fence, there’s some trees and then the high metal fencing and those lights, the ones that they use in military bases to observe what’s going on. I know to get back we have to go through to the gate. (that’s the short way) or turn back. When we look Inside the fence - its a massacre. People literally killed and bleeding and laying in groups on the grass. a few are still barely alive. My friends are freaking out but we can’t turn back. I tell them that since the monsters attacked already they are probably gone. Most of the people are dead. A few are still alive on the ground. we go through the fence. its kind of like a path… It’s outside but the fence has formed a kind of cattle shoot. so theres chain fence on either side and we have to take the path down the hill. We walk past all the people on the ground.. the scene gets even weirder.. soon it’s like just piles of clothes on the ground?? I keep finding band tshirts and such on the ground and I pick them up and start collecting them in my arms. it almost looks like merch from a concert or festival. as we follow the path down there’s almost like carnival stands. it’s like we were lead into the back entrance of a carnival and I was picking up the tshirts left behind.

I pick up the shirts and I’m carrying them in my arms as we make our way down.The path leads to a building. There are people walking into a movie theater and then 2 double doors. I walk through and realize it’s a trap. I don’t think I’m back in the school. It’s almost like a movie theater or mall?? Someone grabs the shirts from my hands and realizes where we came from. They shout and someone shoots me with a tiny pin that starts to paralyze me. The do it to my friends. As I try to fight but can’t I see that these people - who look like humans are not. These people are actually dragons, and they filter people behind the theater to eat them. I try to use my powers but can’t. I feel so betrayed that these people are really monsters. I ask how they can kill all those people and they say that they bring them back to life in the theater after. Then the dream kind of breaks down as they tell me that the people who died will be able to remember everything, unless they chose not to.

until I come up with a catchy closer, thanks for reading.

original post by hannah, @the-spiritual-tarot

#dream journal #dreams #dream diary #nightmare #monsters #dragon

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lovemesomesurveys · 5 years

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How many times have you ever ridden an elephant? Zero. Do you like cobblers? No. I don’t like fruit pies or things like that. What do you think about lord of the Rings? Not my thing. What kind of cup did you last drink out of? It’s a Disney glass. We have a few of them and each one has different Disney facts and pictures on them. Do you currently have any cuts or scrapes? Yes, on my right middle finger knuckle. I keep picking the scab. :X

Did you like Barney as a child? I was obSESSED with Barney. Probably annoyingly so to my parents with the songs haha. I remember this Barney in concert special that aired that my mom videotaped for me (I’m old, there was no DVR) that I watched over and over. What color vacuum do you use? Our vacuum is black. Do you have a lot of clothes hangers in your house? Yeah. Have you ever been in a Latin class? No. Have you ever had bubble gum stuck in your hair? Yes. I fell asleep once with gum as a kid and it fell out of my mouth and into my hair. Is there any pet hair stuck to your clothing? Yeah. What do you smell? Nothing at the moment. Have you ever watched The Gremlins? Nah. Looks kinda ridiculous in my opinion lol. What is your favorite type of seashell? I don’t have a favorite type in particular. Do you love 3-D movies? Nah. It’s annoying as someone who wears glasses to try and wear the 3D glasses cause I have to put those over my own and yeah. I’d just rather not deal with it. Plus, except for in some cases, it doesn’t really add much anyway. Have you ever used Proactiv? Yeah. Is your cell on charge? No. Do you like dirt or sand better? I’ll say sand only cause I associate that with the beach, which I love. When’s the last time you had a hamburger? A few weeks ago. Do you own an iHome? Not anymore, but I used to. Do you own a BEST FRIEND charm or figurine? What’s a best friend figurine? lol that sounds weird. Anyway, no, I don’t have either of those. What do you think about rainbows? I think they’re very pretty. Are you wearing anything on your head right now? Nope. Are you watching cartoons? No. I’m watching Catfish. Do you own a pet spider? EW NOOOO. Do you like mouthwash? It’s too strong and irritating for my mouth. Have you ever used a Ped-Egg? No. Ew, I’ve seen the commercial for that and it makes me gag cause it shows all the dead skin the person scraped from their foot. Blech. Do you like Olay products? I don’t use any. Have you ever gone on a cruise? No. They sound fun in theory, but actually going on one would be terrifying. The idea of just being out in the middle of the freaking ocean...sljfdkfjsldfk Do you use green pens? I have before, but no not regularly. I like black ink pens. Do you own anything that has a striped pattern on it? Yeah. Do you watch Wheel of Fortune? Not regularly, but I’ve seen it a few times throughout my life. Are there any fake tattoos on you? No. No real ones either. Can you roll your belly? No. When’s the last time you saw your grandpa? I saw my Papa back in September of last year. I last saw my grandpa in December of 2010 before he passed away. We were by his side when he did. :( Is there a rocking chair in your house? No. Do you call your animals “baby names”? Yeah. She has a ton of nicknames. Why does George Lopez say “I GOT THIS!!” in that voice? *shrug* That’s just his thing. Do you have homework? No. I’m not in school anymore. Have you ever gone to a Monster Truck show? No. Well, have you ever seen the Nutcracker? Not on broadway or anything. I’ve seen a movie or animated version before when I was a kid, though. Where did you get your bed sheets? Probably Kohl’s. Do you always use manners? I think so. Have you ever been stood up? Yes. Are your lips chapped? Yes. I’m always licking and biting/picking them. Have you ever been kicked in the throat? Ahh, no. I’ve accidentally hit myself in the throat, though. OW. Do you own a fishtank? No. When is the last time you were sick? I felt extra sicky this past Saturday. As far as like something like a cold, I got hit hard with the flu and bronchitis back in mid January. That really messed me up. I was down and out for like 2 months. Do you like the song “Barbie Girl”? Sure. It’s a nostalgic thing. What do you usually order from Taco Bell? Bean burrito with no onions and extra sauce and sour cream and guac on the side. Sometimes I’ll add a couple Doritos Locos Tacos, too. If you have a cell, is it touch screen? Yeah. Crazy how that wasn’t the norm at one time, but now it’s weird if your cell phone isn’t a touch screen. Do you own a feather boa? No. Are you allergic to peanuts? No. Do you wear ribbons in your hair? No. Did you get into the Livestrong bracelet kick? I did. I had others as well, like one for ASPCA. How many pictures are on the wall of the room you are in? 7. Do you use cheat codes on video games? I used to do that back in the day. Have you ever gone mudding on a fourwheeler? No. Is there a rolly chair in your bed room? My wheelchair, ha. What is your favorite flavor Jolly Rancher? I liked the watermelon, green apple, and blue raspberry flavors. I really liked the Jolly Rancher suckers they came out with, too. Who is your favorite super hero? Iron Man, Spiderman, Ant-Man, Thor, and Star Lord. && who is your favorite Villan? Michael Myers, Pennywise, Darth Vader, The Joker, and Loki. Have you ever been to a church camp? No. Is there a trampoline in your back yard? No. Have you ever played Dance Dance Revolution? Nope. Have you ever swam in a creek? No. Do you enjoy running? Not at all. How long has it been since you last slept? Uhhh I woke up around 9AM yesterday and it’s 2:42AM now. What are your thoughts on Myspace? It’s dead. Crazy how that was the big thing at one point. I was obsessed with Myspace. I used to obsess over my layout and what I’d add to my page, like cute icons and stuff, my profile name, putting quotes and lyrics as my status, choosing my top 8, posting bulletins with surveys, and joining those train things lmao. What is the last thing you dropped? A straw. How many nickels are in your possession? *shrug* A lot. Is the sound on your laptop or computer turned off? It’s turned down pretty low. How many items do you have in your “favorites”? I have a few things on my Bookmarks bar. Would you ever slide down a razor blade slide into a pool full of alcohol? A RAZOR slide? Uh, that’s a hard pass. What is the last infomercial you saw? I don’t remember. How many magnets are on your refrigerator? Several. How many keychains do you own? A lot. I have a good little collection going. I love getting keychains. Do you own anything with a peace sign on it? Yeah. Have you ever been to Johnny Rocket’s? Yes. How many stuffed animals are in your room? I have a lot. I should count them all sometime. Look up, then to the right. What do you see? The top of the curtains I have hanging up in place of the sliding doors I had for my closet. Have you ever done the “Cupid Shuffle”. I know the song and I’m familiar with the dance, but no I haven’t done it. Do you know how to do the Solja Boy dance? Again, I’m familiar with the song and dance, but I haven’t done it. When is the last time you wore shorts? Years ago. Do you like elevators or escalators? I have to use the elevator. Have you ever layed on a tampur pedic? No. I’d love to have that kind of bed, though. It would be better for me. Have you ever been in Karate? No. What color is the nearest lampshade? White. Is there anyone in the room with you? No. How long has it been since you’ve eaten a Reese’s? Like a couple years. When is the last time you went to Walmart? A few weeks ago. Do you own any body glitter? Nope. What brand of hair straightner do you own, if you own one? I think it’s a Conair. What is your favorite brand of chips? Doritos. Back when I could eat spicy things I would have said Cheetos cause of Hot Cheetos. What time was it 20 minutes ago? 2:34AM. When is the last time you pet an animal? Last night. Do you own anything from Aeropostale? Not anymore. I used to have some shirts and a couple hoodies.

#personal #text #survey #surveys

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