#the cooler miles

[pandadrake]

Shots fired by the Spider-man sequels.

Was ruminating on how Miles and Miguel are technically both 'Spider-man 2' in their respective universes. Got me thinking about the other Spider-successors in the cast, and also what if they all got matching T-shirts or something.

#Bringing back Peter’s ITSV insecurity from his mid-life spider-crisis to document his hard swerve into “dad & mentor” in real time #Miles is wearing a variation of the Hobie watch because I cant see post-ATSV Miles wearing a watch with Miguel's parental controls on it #Miguel is reading the instructions for assembling a couch from IKEA 2099 #he has to build a new one for the breakroom b/c the last one died to T-rex butt #Basically I had an idea that involved learning how to draw Ben Reilly and jumped on it. His comic inking look is weirdly nostalgic for me. #my art #miles morales #ben reilly #miguel o'hara #mayday parker #scarlet spider #ultimate spider man #spider man 2099 #spider girl #spider man #peter b parker #peter parker #across the spiderverse #atsv #may parker #into the spiderverse #atsv fanart #spider man: across the spider verse #miles morales prowler #prowler miles #miles 42 #the cooler spider man #the cooler miles #that's not a bit he's just legitimately the cooler Miles #spider-man

[milimeters-morales]

how many clocks y’all think he broke

#also was he lowering his voice? bc i know thats like probably daniel’s natural voice and hobie was being louder so ofc it’s sounding diff #(is latching onto anything that suggests hobie wants to seem cooler to miles by deepening his voice) #hobie brown #spiderpunk #spider punk #m&m posts

[bradshawsbitch]

#click to make re al b i g #glen powell #these are also for coley heheh but he so pretty i don't dare caption #glen powell gifs #gp* #my gifs #jake seresin #its interesting coloring gifs of glen i'm so not used to going for cooler colors and not messing with yellow and magenta for miles jaksdjls #like i do for miles*

[esmeislewd]

One of the most annoying things about being a European into feederism is the unit hell. Thanks to the dominance of Americans in the space pounds and inches have sort of become the main unit for gainers (in the english speaking parts of the scene). However, I literally only ever use pounds when it comes to the weight of a fat person. Literally that's it. I couldn't possibly tell you what a pound of flour looks like, they're just the magic hot lady unit XD

#I actually use kilos when referring to skinny people pounds is exclusively for when I'm talking about gainers XD #I'm british so we have our own domestic unit soup but the only imperial measurements I actually use much outside of kink are pints and mile #pints are just a really good size for a drink tbh #we have different pints to the US tho and ours are cooler because they're bigger >:3 #and miles because our roads use them #I use metric for everything else ngl #Also fuck stone omg imagine being a worse and stupider version of pounds

[fl3shm4id3n]

That's how I see it

#spider man into the spider verse #spiderman into the spider verse shitposts #shit posts #miles morales #miles morales earth 42 #miles morales earth 1610 #the cooler miles morales

[the-goodkhush]

BRO IM SO GLAD THAT THEY DIDNT ACTUALLY DO A LOVE TRIANGLE WITH MILES GWEN AND HOBIE!! HOBIE IS ACTUALLY SUCH A REAL DUDE FR ONE OF MY FAVORITES FOR A REASONNNNNNN

#hobie brown #across the spiderverse #into the spider verse #spiderverse #gwen stacy #miles morales #spiderman #hes so cool #like omg #he just got cooler

[moralesmilesanhour]

You honestly have the most realistic take on the gwen miles relationship I've seen. people seem hesitant to point out the very present flaws of their relationship and how it lacks healthy stability because it has such a chokehold on the fandom that most people view it through rose tinted goggles to where any legit or fair criticism gets written off as blind 'hate' or some other ridiculous thing. That's why I think shipping culture ruins how people consume content because there's a lot of missed nuance when it comes to these certain discussions

I don't participate in the wider fandom bc I'm a scaredy cat but I think it's interesting that people would shy away from this when Spiderverse as a film trilogy is not one to shy away from exploring and critiquing the way that these characters view themselves and each other. It is also (usually) not the kind of story where the character arcs it sets up just never pay off or get addressed in some way.

This isn't me going "ha ha your ship is gonna sink" or anything, but I've never seen a canon ship for a non-adult movie that seems so clearly set up to fall apart or otherwise go through a good deal amount of change before these kids can develop a healthy relationship 💀 like why are we beating around the bush here

#miles like any girl that's cooler than him and gwen got attachment issues like HELLOOO can we spice things up around here damn! #i also don't understand the concept of 'ship hate'. they are not a celebrity PR couple they are characters inside a story. who give a fuck #asks

[brainworms-all-night-long]

Now onto the stuff that I actually managed to process-

This whole interaction, look at my son

So goddamn cool and for what!!

#sonic prime #and he only gets cooler the more screentime he has!!! #im just so happy to see him again *sobs* #nine the fox #miles nine prower #sonic the hedgehog #sonic prime spoilers #sonic prime season 2

[s1llycilantro]

me after drawing trans femme tails knowing there is literally no demand for her 😎

#tails #miles tails prower #sonic the hedgehog #sonic the hedgehog art #tails the fox #amy rose #amy rose art #sonic #tails prower #trans femme tails #she's real and she's my friend #amy is like her cooler cousin #amy rose is also trans femme #FUCK YOU EVERYBODIES TRANS #MWAHAHJAAHHAH

[tvckerwash]

do yall ever think about how weird wash's fight scene in s12 is? specifically, that moment where he does that sideways flip while shooting (I believe) at felix? like wash is an enjoyer of combat rolls, my man is always rolling, but that one flip is a flashy, and dare I say, unnecessary move for wash to use.

I also find it interesting that they had him use his sidearm instead of his battle rifle, since in previous cqc situations wash has always used blades or blade like objects such as the epsilon unit. the only times I recall him using a magnum off the top of my head is when he shot south in s6, when he shot donut in s8, and when he threatened carolina in s10. if wash busting out his magnum, it's always symbolic of him letting some part of his personal feelings guide his actions, because shooting someone with a sidearm meant for close range is more intimate than using his primary mid/long range weapon.

this was obviously not the case in the s12 fight, and they probably did it just because it looked cool, but idk that's my random wash thought of the day.

#rvb #red vs blue #agent washington #mine #not t/oaru #look we all know that the chorus trilogy combat doesn't compare to monty's but idk i feel like they just didn't /get/ wash's fighting style #wash is pretty nimble and quick on his feet #he's not as graceful or as aggressive(?) as lina but he's definitely the kind of guy who doesn't just stand around and let himself get hit #words are not working atm so idk how to describe it but he's like not an exact equivalent but he acts as lina's counterpart among the dudes #like he's not staying in one place he's not muscle-ing his way through a fight he's dodging weaving dancing around his opponents #if he needs to get close he gets close if he needs to back off he backs off #carolina is short bursts of high intensity combat meant to overwhelm her opponents #wash is more focused on endurance and steadily picking away at his opponents over a longer period of time #but they both share that sort of “it's not bad if you don't let it hit you” mentality if that makes sense #also related to this post. why did he cut his hand and throw his blood on locus in the s13 fight. wash literally fought the meta who used #the same cloaking tech without needing to do anything like that bc he paid attention to his surroundings #or when he needed to take off his helmet to find locus via the trail from his gun #like yeah its cool but. idk it doesn't /feel/ like stuff wash would necessarily do you know? #idk I'm chalking it up to miles going like “my characters need to be so much better and so much cooler than these characters.” or smthn

[hatoddity]

HAD TO DELETE TGE ORIGINAL POST BECAUSE I FORGOT TO ADD THE ACTUAL IMAGE IMA DUMBASS))

I thought I was free of this game, but that lasted maybe a day… anyways here’s a lill monsta au !! I’ll probably post more of this later if I have the motivation (hint! Alien & golem)

(Heavily inspired by @peachygos artwork of something jus like this because I’m very unoriginal and their art makes my brain explode in a good way)

#Ace attorney #Phoenix wright #miles edgeworth #monster au #I think it would be cool if vampires had that weird snake mouth thing #Give vampires cooler mouth’s #Tempted to post old fantasy au art #Fanart

[oorevitcejda]

morales twin parent trap au where rio and jeff went to college in Georgia, got separated in a hurricane evacuation when the twins were only months old and got separated. In the chaos they both think the other grabbed Mateo and they grabbed Miles, (so they both call their respective son Miles. no one knows which one was originally which) and they just dont have the resources to find each other again.

time passes, Rio gets her degree and moves to Chicago. Jeff ends up going to live with Aaron until he can get on his feet again but leaves with Miles when hes only a few years old and continues to live in brooklyn.

both miles morales individually get an invite to a (idk space camp or smth very smart like physics camp or smth) camp halfway between their cities. all expenses paid, they just want the next gen or whatever, so both individually agree to go.

Cue they meet and everyone thinks they look the same and get them mixed up and it grows resentment to each other so they fight like two new cats improperly introduced. Then they realize they have more in common than they thought and their life stories seem to oddly compliment the holes in each others stories and by the end of the summer they teach each other how to be themselves and parent trap their parents back together (minus the divorce thing just horrible circumstance and they dont take long to re fall in love and) now they have their family back together with both twins and both parents living happily in brooklyn

#ti talks #miles morales #miles g morales #the parent trap #they parent trap rio and jeff #fun fact they just kinda grabbed the twins so they both thought they got miles #as someone with a lot of twins in their family it takes awhile to tell twins apart lmao #certainly not month old babies unless they specifically dressed them differently. which. who does that with twins #i mean it can be easier from either way tbh. you could get bogo and just grab the same outfit. or you could just buy as you go #but a lot of the twins i know got the same outfit unless it was the only one #but also long lost twins often have the same traits #like one from the amazing race #these 34 yo long lost twins found out they both would eat 2 boiled eggs; one whole and the white of the other #and give the extra yolk to their dog #also love the idea of miles having meows as a fursona and g calls him gatito bc of it #(yes g's fursona is also a black cat but in a much COOLER way) (its no)

[tokidokifish]

as a texan, julian and miles being super into a simulation of the battle of the alamo is hands down THE weirdest thing about ds9. like “remember the alamo” is a joke, no one gives a shit about the alamo. it’s a lame tourist trap in an otherwise cool city. i’ve gone my entire life with hearing the name uttered in pop culture like ONCE. and then suddenly there’s this seminal sci-fi series where, over 300 years in the future, these two dorks are obsessed with it to the point they routinely participating in historical reenactments. fuckin WILD.

#star trek #ds9 #like admiral buenamigo having a model of it is one thing #in that case it’s like ‘hey he’s clearly texan!’ #but JULIAN AND MILES #boys there have to be cooler doomed alien battles you could reenact #btw the only other place i’ve ever seen it mentioned #was pee-wee’s big adventure

[happypeachsludgeflower]

I had low expectations for hobie brown and he blew them all to smithereens by being the Best ™

#it’s not that I thought he’d be bad I just didn’t think he’d be amazing #like I was excited to see miles and Gwen and I was so thrilled to see a new take on Jessica brown?? #why did spell check turn Jessica Drew’s last name to Brown?? I only just noticed hours later??? #and pavitr just looked adorable? (which he WAS) #but hobie was just kinda meh to me #miles was right tho #how was he cooler under the mask? #(he was always cool) #atsv #across the spiderverse #hobie atsv #hobie spiderverse #hobie brown #spiderman across the spiderverse #spiderman atsv #atsv spoilers #spiderman across the spider verse spoilers #across the spider verse spoilers #spiderverse

[lalasknives]

Unpopular opinion

I love the df superhero outfits more than Henry's.

#ngl i never was a fan of the kid danger uniform #idk why but the kids look...cooler?? #especially chapa's #and if you look at them long enough you'll notice just how different they are from one another #danger force #dangerverse #nickelodeon #danger force season 3 #bose o'brien #mika macklin #chapa de silva #miles macklin

[konakoro]

Emma, I'm sorry, but we have to throw the whole man out

#gen v #gen v spoilers #sam riordan #emma meyer #he's a supremacist who willingly got his emotions deleted. I'm sorry 😔 #you still have marie and she's way cooler anyways #also begging s2 to be nicer to emma for the love of GOD #also i say all this in jest i can smell a regret/heel-face character arc a mile away and that's what's gonna happen