#the stupid latino

[madame-helen]

#meme #memes #shitpost #shitposting #humor #funny #satire #funny memes #lol #irony #funny humor #funny meme #comedy #stupid #latino #faculty #joke #parody

[m3talmunson]

Steve Harrington except his mom comes from old money, his father new. So while Steve's mom took his father's last name (reluctantly. She was doing her best to promise that her son would have a good life ahead of him), she got to choose Steve's first, which just happens not to be Steve.

His name is actually Esteban Eberardo Ortiz Harrington, because by God, Maria Harrington would never let her son have an English name since she had to give up her own to promise her son a decent life.

Somewhere along the way she got lost in it all. She chased Mr. Harrington around to make sure he wasn't sleeping with whatever floozie secretary he had at the moment, and in doing so she forgot to be a mother - as much as somebody can just forget that duty.

So, one day Esteban got dropped off at his grandpa's house and became Steve. Then one day Steve's grandfather died and Steve didn't even see his father at the funeral. His father, the dead man's son, sent Maria with flowers to the funeral. Flowers she didn't have a destination for. So, the moment it was over she dragged Steve and the flowers back to the dust-covered Harrington home. She makes some dinner and has a nice night with her son, but as they curl up on the couch and try to settle for the night, she brings him up.

"Mijo, your father. I have to go back to him tomorrow. I have a plane ride in the morning. I have to go sweetheart." She blinks back the tears in her eyes as she delivers the news.

"It's ok mama! I'm 10 now, double digits." He holds out both of his hands, all of his fingers splayed out. "I can take care of things here." He put on his best brave face, something Grandpa Harrington taught him.

"Grandma is going to visit you as much as she can, but she doesn't live near here. You'll be on your own a lot, my sweet sweet boy." She let the tears run at this point, ignoring the musical she had put on the TV to occupy their thoughts.

"Don't cry mama," He curled up into her side. "Wait, Grandma? But she's been gone for longer than Grandpa?"

"No, no, my mama. She'll be up here every so often for you. My brave boy." She kissed the top of Steve's head, peppered a few more against Steve's complaints of tickling.

"Come on mama, Dolly's singing!" He said, and drew his attention back to the TV like it was nothing. They fell asleep on the couch that night. Mr. Harrington never would have approved, but maybe he just didn't need to know.

And that began the life of Steve being alone. At least, most of the time. His grandma did come up every so often. She taught him how to cook, clean, where the stools were, and which ones were tall enough for him to reach the cookie jar. The same cookie jar that stayed in place just incase his parents did come home and happen to give half a shit about it.

When she couldn't be there, over the phone, she taught her little Esteban Spanish. His father never allowed it in the house, but the moment she insisted she be called Abuelita and not Grandma, she piqued Esteban's interest.

He was interested until he got made fun of for the accent. He continued to learn it, but insisted that he be called Steve, the same way she insisted he call her something else. That set the record straight for him.

During high school, she got too frail for him to visit. The Harrington's put money in the bank for Steve, so he began to visit her. He'd fly down to where she was staying, drive once he could. Steve got his license the very first day he could, just to visit her. He planned her funeral when the day came, just a month before Will Byers went missing. That kept him in contact with quite a few of his cousins that way, checked in on everyone and made the rounds while he tried to remain a normal teenager, have a normal girlfriend, live as King Steve, or Steve "The Hair" Harrington. Anything that kept his life nice and neatly in place.

Then, a stupid nail bat was his lifeline. Screw normal, he couldn't trust anyone or anything anymore. Two years later, he got tortured by Russians and then, maybe he could trust someone.

Somewhere between his fall from grace and saving the world for good, he grew to trust a lot of people. Grew to have people at his house all the time, filling that god awful empty house.

He had Eddie over one night when he got a call from his cousin Mariana, she had just finished her freshman year of college in the US, so her English was getting pretty good, but she greeted him in Spanish so he can only return the favor. Steve guessed it was only a matter of time until Eddie and the others found out about him anyways.

So, he responded to Mariana. He had an entire conversation with her, back to the couch that Eddie was sat on. Last he knew Eddie was flipping through movies, but all the noises stopped. At least Steve could assume that maybe he just picked a movie, and maybe get hurt or yelled at or something after the call. He just had to get through this conversation with Mariana.

He heard the crash of tapes falling and had to end it.

"Sorry Mari, I've got to go." He said abruptly in English, and tried his hardest not to slam the phone back into the receiver.

When he turned around, he didn't expect what he saw. Sure, Eddie's jaw was basically on the floor, but he didn't seem angry, not like Steve had expected.

"You- you speak Spanish, Stevie?" Eddie had almost a shocked rasp to his voice, clutching onto the tape in his hand, the one that managed to not fall.

"Yeah, have for about 8 or 9 years now."

"You, Steve Harrington, are fluent in Spanish?"

"Esteban Eberardo Ortiz Harrington, actually. And yeah, my mom is Mexican."

"Est- Esteban???" Eddie laughed out. "Good God Stevie-"

"I know, I know, I should have told you sooner. I'm sorry. I didn't mean to hide it, I just- it's hard walking around Hawkins with a Spanish accent, it's just so-" He interrupted Eddie.

"Steve, Stevie, no." It was Eddie's turn to interrupt. "I'm not mad at you sweetheart. Definitely not mad." Eddie hinted at something else.

"You're not mad? What- I-" Steve raised his eyebrow. "What's that look about then?"

Eddie had been out to Steve for a while, and vice-versa. They hadn't exactly not been flirting, so Eddie didn't feel too crazy saying this next part.

"If I'm being so honest, Stevie," Eddie stepped closer into Steve's personal space, "I wouldn't say completely platonic feelings."

"Oh, that's what does it for you, Munson? Really?" Steve teased. Back with the bravado charm.

"I dunno... want to say some more?"

And, of course, the moment he hears it again -the accent Steve's voice works itself into- he's basically frothing at the mouth. He drops the tape he was holding and swings his arms around Steve's neck, only a little awkward considering the lack of height difference.

"I guess it is, Esteban."

"You don't even know what I said!" Steve pretended to act shocked, or pissed or something, but he really didn't care.

"Tell me later," Eddie cut Steve off with a swift kiss, and maybe Steve would settle for later.

Maybe he'd have a lifetime to tell Eddie that all he said was "I really want to kiss you." He had his wish fulfilled anyway.

#guys i did so much research on the meanings of hispanic names for this bc i needed his names to have meaning. it was so important to me #steve harrington #eddie munson #steddie #steve stranger things #eddie stranger things #steddie blurb #steddie drabble #steddie fanfic #steddie ficlet #stranger things #steve harringtons parents #steve harringtons mom #latino steve harrington #bc i said so #pls excuse any typos i am 👍🏻 stupid #theo if u see this i will sob

[latenightsundayblues]

how. doy ou draw. hep me

Alright so first youre gonna take a reference pic like this

Then you erase some of the detailed features

And one, two, three.....

Voilà. Gay pornography

#standing in the living room alone laughing at my own stupid joke rn #if you actually do want to know fr what i do for more specific aspects of my art like coloring or anatomy u can ask me!!!! #although i wont guarantee itll be of much help bc my process is very barebones and instinctual lmao #like latino cooking........u dont need measures for the spices if you already know the exact quantities inside your heart #latenightsundayblues ask tag

[spaciebabie]

i keep getting ads in spanish and i have never typed in spanish i have never looked up a spanish word i have never even spoken it why is google kin assigning me spanish speaker.

#spacie spoinks #WHY????? #me watchung their stupid fucking ad: WHAT IS BRO SAYING❓❗❓❗🗣🗣🗣 #they're watching me thru the little camera on my phone and seeing that i look racially ambiguous #and are like: ''yeah this guy is some sort of hispanic/latino'' #stop watching me. ill kill you

[jaegerisim]

i’m definitely not saying the duffers never fuck up or are the greatest minds of our times, but i feel you’re deliberately looking for something to complain about. even if some/most of your criticisms are totally valid. it’s just that some of those things is just you seeing what you want to see. take calling argyle a latino? he’s obviously native american– his actor is native as well. can we be serious for a minute. i think the need to repeat what anon said earlier, if you hate it so much just don’t watch. no one is making you.

Eduardo Franco being native American??? Sure anon 🙄

Lmaooo pls this was so racist 💀💀 calling a someone with obvious Latino heritage "native American" is... Wow...

@foodiewithdahoodie do you see this bullshit??? Lmfao 😭😭😭😭

#byler #argyle #eduardo franco #eduardo is latino ffs #eduardo is a Spanish name #and so is franco!! #i would know cuz I'm Spanish!!! #el with the asks #anon is stupid af #stranger things #hateful anon

[starlooove]

Those mfs that made that “lets taco bout blue beetle” vid need to count your fucking days

#I hope all of you DIE #‘we know he’s Latino he doesn’t need to eat mexican food all the time’ #have you considered that what’s ‘mexican food’ to you is just fucking food for us #‘he’s wearing a three piece suit and she thought he did laundry that would never happen’ TO YOU #IT HAPPENS TO US QUITE OFTEN ACTUALLY #‘how do so many ppl live in one house and not have money’ were you born yesterday? #and then it’s just stupid shit that the movie explained?? #‘how does Rudy have all those add ons if they’re poor’ Rudy is a genius that’s like a major thing in the movie #like a major theme is Rudy being so smart but not in a position to utilize it because of his social status due to racism and xenophobia #ur so racist it’s clouded ur actual basic comprehension skills #I’m so serious when I say I hope they die #AND VIOLENTLY #TODAY #blue beetle spoilers #sorry I forgot that 💀💀💀

[punkeropercyjackson]

Once again i am being plauged by the parallels between the og Dead Sea Siblings and Ghostflower,be it romantic or found siblings.Nico,Percy,Miles and Gwen all being so mix and match only makes me suffer 10x more /pos.You're a boy with no real friends at this weird school where you don't fit in and one day,you met this girl who's a little older than you and she is the COOLEST ever.You've got this little crush on her and she's so nice to you and it only makes it grow and turns out she was there because she's part of the new world you're about to join and when the new supernatural shit in your life finishes hitting it's beginner stage including one of your family member's who took so much care of you getting killed,you don't see her for a WHOLE year.She taught you because she's got way more experience than you but you were friends for so short of time that you only know the babysteps and you want her back so bad,more than anything because so little time filled you with so much love.And her?She feels the same way about you and it's hard to go on with her life normally when she's so worried about you but the forces of world saving leads one of you to the other's room again and they welcome you in with open arms and they give their mamí's food that you've never tried before and it's fucking DELICIOUS just like they said and your convo is a mix of hero talk and catching up

You get closer and closer because all that buried love is bursting out and you're a team again but then,you're reminded why you're here.Your dad is a monster and you want out of that haunted 'home'.Your first friend makes you feel safe for once so you try to stick around as long as you can and they're happy you do even if things are getting harder.They see you more than ever now

You haven't always had it easy and you're not the only one.You didn't wanna hurt them but you did.You thought you knew the rest but you didn't.In every other generation,Hades kids are outcasts and in every other generation,it dosen't end well.They're angry at you,of course they are,you BETRAYED them so you're not angry back,you only want to explain and they don't wanna hear it but they don't hate you now like you've convinced yourself.Nothing could ever make them hate you,not even canon itself and the crush isn't a crush anymore,it's grown into something woven into your souls that you both put there.Maybe some things are meant just for you two

It's not easy but you repair your relathionship and that's when the illusions of eachother completely shatter and you're both better for eachother for it.She's not an unattainable perfect goddess,she's a huge dork with dork tastes and all that shit she's pulled wasn't even planned beforehand,she's just batshit insane and she's your best friend ever and he's not a meek little helpless boy you can't let do things by himself,he's one of the strongest hero's in existence and can stand up to people way older than him with no fear-not unlike you actually!-and you're reminded why you believed in him so much even without seeing much of him on the field and he's your favorite boy ever.You have so much history and it's been rough but you're together now and when it's only you two,you finally feel normal.There's a first time for everything,right?

#I JUST.WHEN TH EY.WHEN SOULMATES BY CHOICE.DESTINY IS STUPID I LOVE YOU ON PURPOSE AND WE'RE FRIENDS IN EVERY LIFETIME BECAUSE I'D NEVER NOT #nico and percy #siblings!ghost flower #nico di angelo #percy jackson #persephone jackson #transfem percy jackson #miles morales #gwen stacy #trans gwen stacy #black nico di angelo #black percy #latino percy #black gwen stacy #pastel punk percy jackson #goth punk nico di angelo #kidcore!miles morales #pastel punk miles morales #pjo #hoo #spiderverse #atsv #btsv #spiderman #transmasc 4 transfem and autistic 4 autistic found family realness #💌 #siblings tag #summerposting

[pennyserenade]

seeing the name pedro pascal in the running for awards is something that is so so so so so so so so so so special to the little girl in me who could not comprehend where in this world i belonged with this identity i've been given. i joke all the time about how, as a child, my only representation was in spy kids, but that's not entirely too far from the truth of it. its not only that pedro pascal is latino, but it is the fact that he is unapologetically latino, not changing his name or hiding any part of his identity to get where he is now. you don't know what representation like this means for people who've never had it. it is wonderful and i'm so happy to be in his corner for all of this

#misc. #this is going to sound stupid and silly but i want you to know this is what it's like: #as i child i did not know white latinos existed. i wasn't around them. no one in my family was a white latino #and i wasn't exposed to mexican culture. i've never been to mexico #i barely know my father and my grandfather was too busy trying to be american to teach us what it meant to be mexican #pedro pascal has not only given latinos representation but he's created a community #who is allowed to express their joy over their identities and that's done more for me than i can ever really say

[brutal-nemesis]

Castys Ref Sheet

As a bitch who can’t draw more than stick figures and has to rely on picrews to make my characters, I thought it would be nice to have a place that will at least tell people exactly what my characters look like. Really I just want to talk about Castys because I have A Disease but whatever. I’ll do ones for my other characters at some point, and feel free to use the template if you want idc

Race: Fantasy Latino, specifically Venezuelan, I think

Height: 5′8″ (173 cm) and a little sensitive about it

Skin: Brown. I’ll have more about the exact shade down with the picrew shit. Since he’s stuck being 19 forever, he’s always dealing with acne and usually has at least a few pimples at any given time. He never moisturizes or anything, so the skin on his hands and feet is calloused, rough, and often dry.

Eyes: Dark brown, almost black. No flecks of gold or anything, just very plain. They’re usually half-lidded unless he’s really excited about something (or in a lot of pain)

Hair: Dark brown and thick in texture. It has a bit of curl to it and will stick up on its own if he doesn’t pat it down, which he doesn’t always do. He likes it pretty short, partially covering his ears and a little down the back of his neck, and if it gets too long he’ll become very annoyed with it. It always looks sort of messy, partially because it’s Like That and partially because he prefers it look like that. His arms and legs are hairy, and he has a tiny bit of hair on his chest as well.

Birthmarks/Scars: No birthmarks, but his body is littered with various smaller scars. He has 3 larger ones that are of note: a gash on his right cheek, a gnarled slash across his stomach, and the remnants of a clean stab wound directly above his heart. He stopped getting new scars after he received those. The scar on his cheek makes it so he can’t smile all the way on the right, so his grins always end up lopsided. They pulse with pain from time to time, his stomach being the worst, but if he’s currently dealing with some other torture as I am inclined to show him, he doesn’t pay it much mind.

Clothes: I don’t have anything too specific here, but he generally prefers comfortable clothes that are durable and easy to move around in. He prefers to wear sturdy boots since he does a lot of walking and whatnot, and when he’s pirating he wears a long brown or red coat. He often wears a red bandana on his head. Unless it’s particularly cold, he sleeps in his underwear.

Hygiene: No. Well, actually, he at least takes care of his teeth, if only because if he doesn’t it fucking hurts. He runs his hands through his hair often enough that it doesn’t get matted, but he never explicitly brushes it (and if he’s being forced to grow his hair out by a whumper, he tries his best to make it a tangled mess so they’ll want to cut it off (so you’d just need to brush it for him ❤️)). He doesn’t bathe unless someone tells him to or he’s covered in blood, and normally smells like Sweaty Guy with a dash of dirt or saltwater depending on where he is. In modern AUs he at least showers a socially acceptable amount so there’s that.

Piercings/Tattoos: Only thing is he sometimes has a black stud in his right earlobe. It has a magnet attached to it, which he can use to retrieve a needle from under his skin to pick locks with (don’t @ me about how realistic this is I just think it’s fun ty💕). He could have tattoos if he wanted, since dying wouldn’t get rid of the ink under his skin, but that’s just not his vibe.

Picrews for some visuals (1) (2)

I think this is the best one in a lot of ways. The hair style and color are perfect, and the skintone is right, too. The only problem is the scar is on the wrong side :( it’s on his right, so it’s on the left if you’re looking at him

Very good as far as clothes. That is the exact way he wears his bandana and those are great boots for him. The general vibes of the other clothes are good too. And the face scar is correct!

Mmkay that’s all I can think of so conga rats if you made it this far 🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀

#castys #excuse to just ramble about castys and all the things no one ever wanted to know about him #my stupid man #always be having Thoughts about him #i just now realized i never said anything about his nose but i have no clue man #whatever latino noses look like he has that #now you can have a perfect mental image of...this thing #idk i just wanted to make this so here you go enjoy or something

[the-stray-liger]

I need to remind my followers that I disapprove of people deciding wild animals are friendly and cute and posting about interacting with them without being professionals. Wild animals are wild animals. You cannot predict a wild animal's boundaries and they're not your friend. And the animals in question deserve to be preserved and protected regardless of whether you think they're cute or not you daft cunt

#this makes me very angry #'sharks are basically sea puppies uwu' #sharks are wild and dangerous but they deserve protection anyway you stupid bastard #you can't just decide to pet sharks bc they're so cute uwu #this is something that has always made me angry bc it's also such a white mindset #white people think they're immune to damage because they're white. it is a thing it's an actual thing that happens #and as a latino it pissess me off immensely #wild animals are not your friends and ghibli movies aren't reall you dumb bitch

[pyreshe]

also I am thinking a lot about writing p.eter q.uill from marble bc I could liberate him of the mcu and crisp rat and play him as the cosmic horror telenovela hero he deserves to be,,

#like listen as someone who loves dad music and daddy issues and otherwise thinks the guardians are cool but fucking HATES crisp rat and his #stupid fucking face soooo much st.arlord is a source of conflict for me #but like #i could fix him #i do not have a fc in mind yet but i want him to be latino

[spushii]

Was there some fucking cataclysmic incident that caused everybody in the notes of this post to suddenly forget about the extremely common phenomenon of "sometimes immigrants and children of immigrants will feel incredibly disconnected from their culture for a variety of reasons"

#rannebles #maybe the phrasing is pretty stupid #but i dont think its weird for a person to feel latino Sometimes but to not really feel comfortable referring to themselves that way- #-at other times

[momochiiee-reblogs]

Seeing NA KH fans sobbing and crying cuz the missing link betas are only for UK and Australia so far is so funny

Just chill, the game isn't complete yet 🙄

#random stuff #Spain doesn't even get dub on most games so seeing people cry over a stupid demo availability is so bizarre #also there's games that don't even get Spanish localization.... I am looking at you Ace Attorney 3DS n forward games #Spain just gets scraps and I'm afraid to even look at what LSpanish countries even get #at least Genshin is Translated to a neutralesque Latino Spanish.... #but what else do we Spanish speakers get? #Coming from the marginalised but widely used language it's so funny to see NAns crying over just a demo LOL #momochiiee mussings

[apparitionalprincess]

What do you mean Per’s tattoo is in Spanish? WHAT!

#and he did this for what! FOR WHAT! #sir what if I died? what then! #mi gente latino 👊🏻 or whatever stupid ass jlo said #he’s so fuckin HHDHJ REEEEEEEEEEEEE #per leave me alone #per eriksson #sodo ghost #sodo ghoul

[0ystercatcher]

mostly i think its pitiful random people seem to shape their politics by hooking onto some dominant position at that time and simply letting themselves be dragged along. genuinely what good is it for the average ecuadorian to break diplomatic relations with mexico, probably one of the fastest growing countries in the region. what good is it for the avg peruvian to now have to get yet another stupid visa to enter a friendly and very similar country. its especially stupid for avg mexicans to now need a visa to enter peru also. and yet im seeing all sorts of people from all 3 places cheering their retarded governments on for making international relations weaker and weaker and insulting not their leaders but random people from the nation theyve decided to hate yesterday. the mexican gvmts reaction against ecuador is probably the most justified but its still like. i feel bad for all mexicans living there now or vice versa. this shit just makes the lives of ordinary people so much harder and for what man. whats the point of letting this turn into genuine disdain for each other. were literally all the fucking same lol

#m #i know im naive for still believing in some degree of latam unity but for real every latino ive met has just been much more alike than not #whats the point of pretending otherwise for what really is just flawed national policy. its stupid to me.

[anarkhebringer]

Not a Spaniard calling an American a gringo on Puki's post diufojhbuosdjg

#white person with a different accent: white person stupid! #that's not your word funny sound white person that's a Latino staple #even pulled the ''I'm literally neurodivergent and a minor'' ass response to being called out on getting defensive