Boom, space eeper with depression
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Local god, once again, gets too silly and tortures his servant 😔 (heartbreaking)
My contribution for the DTIYS being hosted by @ask-dimension71542 which is run by @tbean555 and @duskrize !!! :3
No text version + shitpost text under the cut!
I love this man so much he makes me ill 💜
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"Chaggie's Totally Legitimate Dating 101 Crash Course" - SNIPPET
Alastor sighs again. "Fine. But if it’s over five classes, I'm leaving. No relationship, however fake, is worth that headache."
"Wow, what a saint."
"Hmm, I figured that was your job. Or, at least, it used to be.” He cackles.
"Oh, fuck you."
"No, I'm afraid that isn't in our agreement."
"Oh, this is going to be good," Angel whispers, wiggling into a more comfortable position on the couch. Husk, on his part, has the good sense not to respond. Niffty's already buzzing with far too much excitement for Alastor to handle.
Unlike with Husk, he doesn’t have it in him to reprimand her. The wild gleam in her eye is simply too endearing.
"Call me down when Charlie's back, then," he says, heading to the stairs with a short wave.
"I am not walking all the way up there to get your sorry ass,” Lucifer shoots at his back.
Alastor snaps his fingers and his shadow peels off the heels of his shoes. "Send it up to get me, then."
The glower of his shadow weighs on his back, a faint press of unhappiness between his shoulder blades, that softens into resignation as it sighs, and slinks across the floor to lean against the shadow of the grandfather clock. Crossing its arms, it gives the rest of the room a dull, miserable look.
It's been a while since I posted anything (life stuff, you know how it is), but here's a snippet of the next fic in the "Just Kiss Already" series.
Get ready for some silliness with a side of unwanted emotion (on Alastor's part, of course).
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gwuh some crepic before i go to bed ^_^
cross sans belongz to jakei
epic sans belongz to yugogeer012
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Izzy (stitching up a wound on Stede's brow, cause of reasons): If you don't stop squirming I'm gonna pop your eye out with the needle. That the pirate look you wanna go with, Bonnet? An eyepatch? Should we also get you a parrot?
Stede: Only if you'll lend me your leg to complete the look, dear.
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q!quackity and q!forever are so funny cuz they are the most delusional mfs on the server that somehow comes from their love lifes just being a mess
and while q!quackity had like 7 epiphanies and decided to call of his own wedding, q!forever my man just goes "yk what im just gonna start making shit up, me and phil are actually married"
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Kais ocean facts! 🐟🫧🌊🐳
Did you know that a group of jellyfish is called a bloom?🌸 :3 🪼
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