*Pushes them together* Nowwww KISS!
I wanted Karlach to have a cute nickname for Shadowheart but my brain would only supply “Shart” and after two weeks I gave up -_-
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- Volleyball scene in ‘86 -
- Ice, currently staring at Maverick -
Slider hits Ice on the back of the head: Pay attention, lovebird. We got a game to win.
Ice:
Ice: C H O M P
Ice: …
Mav: …
Goose: …
Slider: …
Slider: DID YOU JUST BITE ME, KAZANSKY?!
Mav and Goose, looking between themselves and the two: w t f
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What’s better than one gay alien loser? Two gay alien losers, of course!
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matthew, internally: i need to see this man naked. i have to. it’s vital to me.
matthew, externally: hey jack maybe you should search that pond
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ough.,, i have relevant ocs now
red hair- Thatcher : immortal dumbass
brown hair- Ward : less of a dumbass and secret assassin
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I LIVE FOR BOOK AZIRAPHALE AND CROWLEY
Apparently in the book, Aziraphale and Crowley are implied to be a gay couple MANY TIMES.
A girl at Warlock’s birthday party calls Aziraphale a faggot.
Anathema automatically assumes that Crowley and Aziraphale are a gay couple after Crowley says “Goodnight miss. Get in, Angel.” to Aziraphale
Also, One scene I wish would’ve been acted out as it is in the book is when they both get shot with the paintball guns. How it happens in the book is Aziraphale ends up FALLING BACKWARDS INTO A RHODODENDRON BUSH and Crowley sinks down on a statue.
Crowley believes he is bleeding YELLOW and DYING and instead of, ya know, helping Aziraphale UP AS HIS ANGEL HAS JUST SAUNTERED VAGUELY DOWNWARDS INTO A BUSH, HE JUST CHOOSES TO CRAWL INTO THE BUSH AS WELL, BELIEVING SOMETHING IS SERIOUSLY WRONG WITH BIOLOGY. Aziraphale tells Crowley it hurt and it hit him under his ribs, which he brushes off TO ASK IF ANGELS BLEED BLUE.
Aziraphale proceeds to the same self examination as Crowley.
Crowley only figures out it is PAINT when he TASTES IT. They conclude it is PAINT.
6000 years on earth, and these idiots don’t know what a paintball gun is.
I LOVE THESE IDIOTS.
(EDIT: how did this post get so many likes???😆)
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telepathically asking girls at the grocery store if they’re queer and also if they think I’m queer and if they’d like to get coffee sometime
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