#this is him trying to get laid too lmaooooo

[jaratedeguadalupe]

hc that remus is actually a pretty good cook but chooses to make the most nauseating, nuclear sludge of a meal for absolutely no reason

#one of my favorite things #is making remus surprisingly good at something #only for him to never use that skill #by choice #remus: we do a moderate amount of trolling in this house #remus makes the BEST squid ink pasta do i need to say more #can you imagining being served dick shaped gourmet meatballs on a date #with cinammon buns shaped like an ass made out of pigs blood #like ok #this shit be bussing but what the fuck #remus: chicken fetus overrated blood cinnamon rolls metal as fuck #virgil trying to enjoy his bacon wrapped sage snails: #this is him trying to get laid too lmaooooo #babe i spent 4 hours in the kitchen for you what do you mean i don't get to fuck you #ts remus #remus sanders #virgil sanders #ts virgil #sanders sides

[sunkissed-zegras]

☕️ quinny baby

MY FAV MUNCH LMAO!!

my first smut LMAOOOOO, enjoy yall

nsfw after the cut yall, read at your discretion!!!!

you laid comfortably on the bed as quinn straddled you.

his hands roamed your body as you two made out, slowly. usually, quinn would've been faster but he wanted to truly feel you right now, he missed you so much. you two hadn't been with each other for three weeks and that meant three weeks of sexual frustration for the both of you.

that was probably the worst part of travel for both of you, not seeing or touching each other for weeks at a time ─ you both slightly relied on one another to relieve frustrations.

his mouth moved from your mouth down to your neck slowly. you let out a soft whimper, trying not to move too much. staying still was a hard task as he sucked on your pulse point, making goosebumps form all over your body.

"quinn," you moaned breathlessly. he'd barely touched you and you were already hot and bothered, it frustrated you.

"hmm?" he mumbled in response as he continued to suck on your neck, making sure to leave purple marks everywhere.

"need you," you could barely form words as your mind spun, your whole body already overstimulated from the little touch you were receiving.

"baby, let me take my time with you." quinn responded to your whimpers softly as a smile engulfed his face, he was clearly enjoying this. "haven't seen in you so long... let me taste you, hm?"

you responded with a soft moan as you nodded. he let you lean back on the bed as he took off his shirt. he then spread your legs slowly and laid in between them, you swore the sight itself would make you cum.

he took off your small shorts and threw them to the side as he begun kissing all over your thighs slowly, all while watching you closely. you tried your best to stay still as he begun sucking closer to your heat but you couldn't help but let out soft needy whispers as you watched.

your whole body was on fire as he continued sucking everywhere but where you needed him most, your patience was beginning to run low. "quinny, please. need you,"

"i know baby, just relax for me. it's okay." quinn mumbled in between your thighs. he finally planted a soft kiss right at the center of clothed pussy, which made your entire body twitch.

"fuck," you whined out pathetically as he planted another kiss. your underwear had been drenched already which definitely stroked quinn's ego as he smirked. he finally began rubbing your clothed pussy slowly, making you arch your back instinctively.

"you like that, pretty girl?"

you couldn't reply, he knew that. he just liked teasing you. you whimpered in response and he took that as a 'yes', he continued rubbing slowly until your body twitched again.

"quinn!" you moaned in frustration. "don't tease anymore, please. i can't,"

"oh poor baby," he mumbled in faux care. "you need me?"

you nodded quickly, tears already brimming your eyes at his slow pace, "need your tongue, please."

"hm, since you asked so nicely... okay." he finally pulled off your embarrassingly soaking underwear, throwing it off to the side before his tongue entered your pussy, quickly.

you were surprised at his sudden change in pace and let out a loud moan, your back arching once again at his actions. his tongue was fast as he gripped your thighs, pulling them closer to his face.

this was his favorite thing in the world, if he could stay in between your thighs all day, every day, he would. watching you twitch and whimper above him made everything else in the world disappear, anything that was stressing him out would simply leave his mind as he licked and sucked your pussy.

his whole face was covered in your arousal, which made his pants feel impossibly tighter. he began to move against the mattress to get any type of friction as he eat your pussy feverishly, watching you tremble above him.

"quinny!" you moaned out in ecstasy as you gripped the sheets beneath you, leaning your head back. you were close, you both knew that ─ you didn't even have to vocalize it.

he moved on to his hands and put in over yours warmly, he kept his pace with his tongue as he felt your legs begin to shake. he moved his other hand, and started toying with your clit to bring you closer to your climax.

finally, the knot in your stomach snapped and you screamed out in pleasure, gripping onto his hand to ground yourself. he slowly lifted his face from your heat ─ his entire face was covered in wetness and somehow, that turned you on even more.

you brought your hand to his cheek and gave him a sloppy, sweet kiss.

MY 100 FOLLOWER CELLY!

#── ✦ 𝐞𝐯'𝐬 𝟏𝟎𝟎 𝐟𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫 𝐜𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐲! #nhl fic #nhl imagine #nhl #nhl oneshot #hockey #nhl smut #hockey imagines #nhl fanfiction #nhl blurb #quinn hughes x reader #quinn hughes blurb #quinn hughes imagine #quinn hughes #quinn hughes x y/n #quinn hughes fic #quinn hughes smut #hughes brothers

[blog-name-idk]

Everything Falls (Into Place) | 13

*Banner by the incredible @bangtansmauyeondan

Pairing: OT7 x Fem Reader

Genre: College!AU, Roommate!AU, Fluff, Humor, Smut

Summary: Your new roommates are unbearably nice and unbearably hot. Good thing you're an adult who is fully capable of platonic friendships with the opposite sex, right?

Word Count: 2098

~~~~~

You

Mina, I'm screwed

Mina

Oh nice, you finally got laid?

You

Wow you are sooo hilarious

Mina

You love it

Now tell Mama Mina what ails you

You

It's dumb. And embarrassing.

Mina

What, you suddenly realize you're in love with all your perfect roommates?

You

…

Mina

Omg

I fucking knew it

And you were so sure you were gonna be fine

Lolololol

You

It's not all of them!!

Mina

YET lmaooooo

I'm dying

You

Ok well once you can breathe again

HELP

Mina

Lol

I mean

Is it really that big a deal?

You

????

Of course it is

They're my friends

I'm violating their trust

I'm using friendship as an excuse to hang out with them!

Mina

Bruh

You

I'm the worst

Mina

Omg dude

Breathe

Are you doing it to get in their pants?

You

Of course not

I mean they're all smoking hot

But it's not like it's my goal or anything

I just like spending time with them

Mina

Which is what friends do, you adorable dork

So which ones are they?

You

Jin, Jimin, and Yoongi

Mina

Huh, I thought for sure Taehyung was gonna be in there

You

Mina!!!

Mina

I mean, he's gorgeous and totally whipped for you

You

You know he's like that with everyone, right?

Mina

Suuuuuuure

Well, let me know which one you fall for next ;)

You

MINA!!!!

Mina

Well if not him

Maybe Namjoon?

You said you have a huge boner for his voice and dimples

Didn't you write a fucking research paper for him lmao

You

Please never bring that up again

I purged it from my memory

Mina

Or that other dancer guy?

Hope or something?

Didn't you spend all night cuddling with him that one time

You

It's Hobi

And no, he's sunshines and rainbows and too pure for this world

Mina

Lol you sound gone for him already

What about that cutie you used to tutor?

You

Omg no Kookie is too young

Mina

He's one year younger than you dumbass

Also didn't you say he's both the cutest thing ever and ripped as fuck?

You

Are you trying to ruin my life

Mina

Only a little ;)

Really though, I wouldn't freak out so much about it

From what you've told me about them, they all seem like super legit dudes

You

That's the problem!!!

I spent so long immunizing myself against their looks

I totally forgot to guard against their personalities

😭😭😭

Mina

Lol what I mean is

You told them the first day that nothing would ever happen, right?

So they're gonna respect that

They're not gonna make a move unless you do

You

Lol not like they would anyway

Have you SEEN them??

Mina

Bitch have you MET you?

You

Aw thanks

But seriously I'm freaking out

Mina

It's not that complicated

Either you do something about it or you don't

No one (including you) is forcing them to do anything

And no one is forcing you either

You

…

Huh

I was overthinking again, wasn't I

Mina

Yeah but it's one of your charms <3

And if you ever need an outlet you know I'm always here to read your thirsty-ass texts

Srsly I kinda wish I had popcorn

You

You're the best <3

Mina

You can thank me by getting daddy Jin to buy me something nice

You

I rescind my last statement

~~~~~

Eomma

Hi honey, how's school going?

Seokjin

Hey mom, pretty good!

Everyone in my group project is actually competent for once

How are you and dad?

Eomma

We're doing great!

Speaking of groups…

Seokjin

Oh boy

Eomma

When are you going to bring [y/n] for a proper visit?

Seokjin

Uhh I'm not sure

She's really busy with schoolwork

Eomma

She's a double major, isn't she?

What a hard worker

And such a sweet girl

We really liked her, Seokjinnie

Seokjin

I know, you've both told me multiple times

She is pretty great though

She liked you guys too

Eomma

Well we don't mind if she brings some of her work here!

Lord knows your father will understand

You should stay for the whole weekend!

We can prepare the guest room downstairs so you don't have to worry about disturbing us ;)

Seokjin

MOM!!!

Eomma

No need to be shy, we all saw the way you were looking at her

Reminds me of your father and I when we first met

We couldn't keep our hands off each other

Seokjin

I did not need to hear that

Eomma

Can you blame your mother for being excited?

It's been so long since you've introduced us to anyone other than those cute boys you live with

We're just so happy for you

And we'd love to get to know [y/n] better

Seokjin

Sigh… I'll ask her

ONLY dinner though, not the weekend!

Eomma

Ah, I understand

More comfortable in your own homes, I get it ;)

Seokjin

Oh my god

~~~~~

Jin

Hello my wonderful, perfect wife!

Did I tell you that you look absolutely ravishing today?

You

You're about to ask me for something, aren't you…

Jin

Can't a man tell his wife she looks beautiful?

You

Okay then

So you just texted me to compliment me

Jin

Exactly

You

Thanks, babe <3

I'll talk to you later

Jin

Wait no come back, you're right

But I also DO think you look great today!

You

I knew it

You're a heartbreaker Kim Seokjin :(

You'll be hearing from my divorce lawyer

Jin

Nooooo!

Please give me a second chance!

We didn't have a prenup!

You

Hmmm alright

But only because you're so pretty when you beg

Jin

Thank you

You're benevolent and forgiving and lovely

You

Continue

Jin

And beautiful and smart and funny

Flowers bloom when you walk

The wind sighs when you pass by

My soul weeps when we have to part ways in the morning after our steamy, sensual nights

You

Ok ok what is this favor?

Jin

My parents want us to come over for dinner

Honestly it's your fault for seducing them with your feminine wiles

You

Oooooo dinner with the in-laws!

You should be glad they like me, Jinnie

But yeah I'd be happy to, they were really nice

Probably can't in the near future though, final projects are coming up with a vengeance

Jin

Yeah I figured, same here

Just wanted to run it by you since my mom brought it up

You

Are you sure you're okay with it?

We could probably stage an amicable break up

Jin

More than okay

I like spending time with you and my parents will be happy, it's a win-win

You

Awww babe <3

Jin

<3

~~~~~

Jungkook

I hate matrices

You

Aww Kookie

Linear algebra?

Jungkook

Yes :(

You

Want me to take a look when I get home?

Jungkook

Yes please!

Study date?

You

Sounds good :)

Jungkook

Thank you [y/n]!

You're the best

I'll make some of my fancy ramyun

You

Yay!!!!

Jungkook

Will you make cookies this weekend?

You

Hmm

Only if you're good and help me with dinner cleanup the rest of this week

Jungkook

Okay!

You know you can ask me to do that anytime, right?

Without bribing me

You

And that's why I'll make them

Cookies for my sweet lil Kookie

Thanks in advance for the help :)

Jungkook

Anything for you :)

~~~~~

Yoongi

yo can you check if i left my beanie in my room?

Jungkook

No

~~~~~

Jimin

Hello fellow 10s and 95s!

My classmate's having a party tonight

Let's goooooooo

Taehyung

Sounds like fun!

You

I'm sorry Chim

It does sound like fun, but I have too much schoolwork :(

Taehyung

But it's Friday!

You always have schoolwork :(

Jimin

Don't you love us? :(

You

Don't point those sad faces at me

Taehyung

:(((((((

Jimin

:(((((((((

You

You know those don't work over text right?

Jimin

Are you in your room right now?

You

No

Taehyung

That's a lie

She got home 10 minutes ago

Jimin

Meet you there Taetae!!!

You

I'm locking the door

Taehyung

I'm almost there!

Jimin

Perfect

You

WTF YOU CAN'T COME IN THROUGH HOBI'S ROOM

THAT'S CHEATING

~~~~~

You

Hobi! There's a sale on Sprite at the grocery store!

Hobi

!!!!

I'm busy all day though :(

You

I already got some for you hehe

Hobi

You're too good to me

I must have done something great in a past life to have you as a friend :')

You

Aw Hobi you're making me blush

Hobi

It's the truth!

You

Oh! Mina accidentally called you Hope instead of Hobi, isn't that so cute?

Hobi

Haha I like it!

You

Now introducing the best dancer in the world

Some call him Jung Hoseok

But the rest of us know him as J-HOOOOOOOPE!!!!

Hobi

Now you're making me blush!!!

You

It fits so well since you bring hope and sunshine into my life

Hobi

[Y/n]! Stop!!!!

You

You don't want to be my hope? :(

Hobi

You know that's not what I meant!

You

All this time I thought we had something special :(

Hobi

Sigh okay…

I'm your hope, and you're my hope

You

J-HOOOOOOOOOPE!

~~~~~

Yoongi

you up?

You

Min Yoongi you did not just send me a "u up" text

Yoongi

i did

one hand job please

You

I'm starting to regret making that joke

Wait are you seriously asking me to come to the music building at midnight?

Yoongi

nah i'm in my room

You

You know I'm not accepting payment via your "tongue technology" right?

Yoongi

that's too bad

i was going to show you one of my tracks

You

omw

~~~~~

You

Fucj Mina he'a so hot omg

akfjlfj

Mina

Which one are we talking about right now?

You

YONGU

HE RAPS

ADN HES GOOD

FUUCCCKKKJJKKJ

Mina

Wait are you drunk?

You

I coldnt hmdle the turth sober dont judg me

Mina

You're a huge dweeb and I love you

~~~~~

You

Hey Namjoon!

I've got a rough draft for my linguistics final done

Would you mind looking at it when you get a chance?

Namjoon

Sure thing!

Though knowing you it will be great already

You

Haha thanks but it's a rough draft for a reason

Namjoon

Do you have any more papers coming up for that art history class?

More than happy to look through those too

You

Lol well

The final for that one is a group project!

So no papers left this year

Namjoon

That's too bad, I really enjoyed the one you showed me!

You

I am so glad I can't see your dimples over text

Namjoon

Huh?

What do you mean?

You

Nevermind

Anyway I'll email you the paper later!

Thanks Namjoon!

Namjoon

No problem

You know I'm always happy to help

You

Yeah

You're the best :)

I'll make brownies this weekend

Namjoon

This house is blessed

~~~~~

Jackson

Hey, Namjoon!

Namjoon

Jackson! What's up?

Jackson

Not much, just wanted to check in

And thank you for taking good care of my baby sister

Namjoon

Haha she takes care of us too

Jackson

I did want to ask you how she's doing

We talk every week but she's the kind of person to play down any issues she has

I was pretty surprised when she asked me for help that one time, actually

Namjoon

We've noticed that

She does seem fine overall

I think she works too hard

But try telling her to take a break

Jackson

I know exactly what you mean

I'm glad you're looking out for her

I'm sure you two nerds get along well

Namjoon

Yeah it's nice having another art buddy

She actually wrote the coolest paper for her art history class

It was really good

Jackson

?

Namjoon

For the elective she's taking

Jackson

She's not taking any art history classes…

Namjoon

Yeah she is?

Selected Topics in Contemporary Art

Jackson

She is definitely not in that class

Namjoon

That doesn't make any sense

She asked me for help

Jackson

Hm

Namjoon

Her paper was flawless

Even the citations were perfectly formatted

Jackson

Explain

Namjoon

Uhh she told me she was having trouble starting her paper and needed references

And I gave her some texts and pointers

Then offered to proofread her paper

Jackson

Namjoon

Namjoon

?

Jackson

Be honest with me

Namjoon

I'm always honest with you?

Jackson

Are you and my sister… involved?

Namjoon

WHAT

No, of course not!

I would never!

Jackson

Oh so you're saying my sister isn't worthy of your attention?

Namjoon

I feel like there is no good answer here

Jackson

We'll talk when I'm back in the country

Namjoon

Oh come on, dude

Jackson?

Please man

I want children someday

I need my balls

Hello?

~~~~~

Next | Masterlist

Tags: @singukieee @persphonesorchid @xmochiloverx @taestefully-in-luv @meavie @silscintilla @forpunishers @jnghs

#bts x reader #bts fanfic #bts fluff #bts ot7 x reader #kim namjoon x reader #kim seokjin x reader #park jimin x reader #jeon jungkook x reader #min yoongi x reader #kim taehyung x reader #jung hoseok x reader

[ladywaifuuwrites]

Pillars reacting to their crush who’s small but strong

Request: male pillars reacting to a really strong female pillar whos like super short like 4′10-5′ and they crush on them.

Pairings: Male pillars x fem! reader

Synopsis: Their crush is a strong smol pillar ^_^

Warnings: manga spoiler

a/n: I smiled at your request since I’m small too. Like I’m 5′0. And I’m kinda scared to do face to face classes since the boys at my school will tease me for not getting taller. Hmph. SO HERE YA GO. You’re the first request! Have a nice day whoever u are!

And I am so sorry this is so long! ASJDAOFHHASK. I got carried away in some of those storylines. I hope this makes sense (wrote this when I was hungry).

This would be a headcanon I assume. 

I’m sorry if It’s taking me long to answer requests but don’t worry I’ll write those! I’ll probably upload rules for future requests :)

Giyuu Tomioka

yo this guy is tall not kidding

Giyuu is head over heels for you. He’ll want to protect you since you’re the most precious things he’s ever laid eyes on

Sparkles in his eyes whenever he sees you✨

He doesn’t want to lose you so he’s butting in on all of your missions. You get annoyed and you think he’s looking down on you.

You two get into a fight and doesn’t fix it since Giyuu’s communication is bad. It ends up in you walking away.

Nighttime and demons are lurking around in the forest as you take a stroll to clear your mind. Then a demon launches on you but thanks to your quick reflexes you dodge.

It’s a strong demon, close enough to become one of the lower moons. But nothing you can’t handle.

Giyuu senses a demon nearby and he frantically searches for you. *sim dads reaction when the mother goes into labor lmaooooo*

Lights fill up an area of the forest from the techniques you use. In like 2 strikes the demon dies.

He finally finds you as the demon’s ashes blow away. Your hair is dramatically blowing too.

He’s just staring at you then hugs you “I’m sorry. I’m not underestimating you…I just want to protect you.”  

Then all good. He’s amazed by how strong you are despite you’re short stature. You’re going to missions together and sometimes he just watches you finish off the demon. Just happy to see that satisfied smile you have when you kill a demon.

Muichiro Tokito

When he first met you at the pillar meeting, he muttered his thoughts, wondering how could someone be that small? You’re in the same age but you’re small.

Shinobu heard him since she was beside him and said “that’s rude to ask someone”. She’s lowkey offended.

Tengen retorts to Muichiro. “You’re small too…??”

Since it’s rude, he kept his mouth shut. You’re the same age as him when you entered the corps. He thinks you’ll grow up anyway. 

Surprise surprise you grew up, 2 inches. But still small. 

He gets nervous a bit around you since puberty did you good. Won’t admit it though.

Cue swordsmith village arc

He’s having trouble dealing with Gyokko. (I hate his face. It’s weird and ugly.)

Then minutes later, you show up out of nowhere, giving great damage to the demon.

“Are you okay?” you ask him with concern and you two fight off the fish demon.

He’s in awe because you actually took over the fight. Sure you have injuries but those are minor compared to his and you were very careful.

He’s injured so he couldn’t do much but you saved him and the civilians by defeating the demon. That’s when he realized how amazing you are and you earn his respect. 

Days pass by and you two along with the other demon slayers are commended by Oyakata-sama.

He thanks you when the both of you are walking together. He’s very grateful for what you did and you two become closer afterwards.

“Ah young love.” Mitsuri sighs blissfully as she watches you two leave the headquarters.

Kyojuro Rengoku 

Kyojuro knows you’re small and he knows you’re strong. You’re one of his trainees along with Mitsuri, so you’ve known each other for a long time now.

You rose to the ranks of the pillars with Kyojuro’s guidance. And now you’re looked up to by the whole organization because of your excellent swordsmanship despite your small figure. 

So you’re tasked to train 20 slayers ranked below Tsuchinoto. You take them to a clearing in the forest where training equipment are already placed. You train them by remembering what Kyojuro has taught you over the years. And you smile, seeing your past self in the struggling slayers.

You gave them a 10 minute break and after 10 minutes, you do a headcount to see if everyone is in your proximity. 

“18,19…?????” 

Oh no. A slayer is missing.

So you set off to find the missing one and there you found him. 

Hanging upside down from the arms of a large demon. The boy is muttering apologies for straying faraway and is begging for you to save him upon seeing you. 

You are annoyed at the fact that he has disobeyed your orders and is now at the hands of danger. But this was no time to be blaming someone for a boy’s life is at stake here. 

You jump into the air and you take down the demon pretty easily with one strike of your sword. And you catch the falling boy bridal style with your annoyed face. 

You put the boy down but suddenly a demon comes attacking you both. You kill it but more of it comes at you. They are easy to take down but it keeps coming, making you tired if you have to do this all night. It just won’t stop multiplying.

You think you’ve killed almost all of it but then the slayer screams “(L/N)-SAN!!!!!”. A monstrous looking demon bares its claws at you, but before you could react a flash of flames appears right in front of your eyes. 

“Kyojuro…” You whisper in relief as he slays the final demon. The bright flames sparkle in your eyes as you’re once again amazed at the man.

Kyojuro looks at you and comes over. “You’re so amazing.” You manage to say. 

He smiles and says. “No. You’re the amazing one.”. You always manage to face whatever challenge and it always ends up in you winning. Kyojuro knows how hard you proved others wrong by becoming a strong pillar. 

Super proud of you cause you’re strong. He actually watched you battle those before jumping in to save you.

Sanemi Shinazugawa

He doesn’t really care if you’re short or tall

The important things is that you’re useful to the organization

When someone teases you about your height, you end up feeling down and he’s there to beat that someone’s ass.

He doesn’t like to admit it but he’s a softie when it comes to you. You eventually break down his walls and now you can say you’re friends with the scary wind pillar.

You always tease him though and he’s always annoyed. But everyone thinks you’re both dumb since it’s very clear that you two like each other but you still deny it.

There’s this time where Sanemi is visibly struggling fighting demons as you watch him peacefully on a rooftop. He’s glaring at you and asks you “What the fuck do you think you’re doing?”.

You just smile at him sweetly😊

Sanemi pretends his heart didn’t do a flip. But his heart stopped when he saw a demon behind you on the rooftop.

He was about to call your name when another blink and the demon’s head was cut off.

He was surprised since it all happened so fast. You go down to the ground, landing safely as you battle demons that the frozen Sanemi left.

It just took you 10 seconds to eliminate those demons and Sanemi’s mouth is left agape as he watched you.

You weren’t normally like this. So why the sudden surge of power?

“Sanemi hun. Close your mouth.” You say to him with a blank face, but before you could go past him, he gripped your wrist tightly and placed your small body in front of him.

He dragged you so easily lol.

He hugged you with your faced buried on his chest.

It was the comforting kind of silence. Sanemi was scared losing you to that demon but deep inside he knows that you’re strong.

Won’t admit that your moves are amazing.

Gyomei Himejima

This man is the strongest in the demon slayer corps and the tallest

Lmaoooo you would be like a mushroom beside him💀🍄

Gyomei actually gets out of tricky situations easily because he’s that strong

You’re a fairly new pillar who earned her spot 3 months ago. You two were assigned on a mission together. A gigantic demon appeared throughout the village that was between the regions you and the stone pillar were assigned in.

Gyomei knows your capabilities so he trusts you in doing a good job, but he can’t help but worry about you.

He doesn’t care if you’re small, he thinks that height isn’t the basis for an excellent demon slayer. But he’s still worried, so he looks for you. I don’t know how he looks but he looks.

Then he sees you fighting off demons very easily. A determined look is seen across your face. Gyomei feels he’s tearing up because he’s so proud of you. Proud boyfriend here somethin.

You were just a weak mizunoto years ago and now you’re a strong pillar who can fight with him side by side.

When you finish off the demons, you look to see Gyomei smiling at you. This were the fruits of the harsh trainings you went through, it made an excellent swordswoman.

Among the pillars, you stand beside Gyomei in rankings. So you’re powerful like wow. O_O

Obanai Iguro

He’s small but have you seen him fight? He’s a demon slayer with remarkable speed and you won’t know he’s attacking you because his moves slithers secretly like a snake.

You’ve always admired Obanai even you’re now both pillars. And that admiration bloomed into something more.  

He’s a strong pillar despite his small stature and that’s what you aim for to be like.

You’re trying to show off your moves to him every time you’re in battle together, to show him what you can do. To which he’s just “meh”.

So you give up on trying to show off and just do it for the sake of the people you’re saving.

You really gave up on showing off, but you can’t help it cause your breathing forms are flashy. Obanai doesn’t show it but he loves that display of power you have when you’re fighting.

Poor man doesn’t realize he’s in love with you even though others point it out.

He’s having trouble dividing his attention on protecting the civilians or fighting the demons. Luckily you were near the area so you came to his aid.

You slay the demons with your sharp and precise movements in just a short amount of time.

He’s like 😲 but when you turn he’s back to 😐😷

He’s one of the guys who won’t admit that you’re amazing and won’t admit that he likes you. You force him to confess though.

Tengen Uzui

If Obanai doesn’t admit he likes you, this guy would shout that he likes you

Would openly flirt with you because why not? There’s nothing to be shy about.

Always takes the chance to compliment and flirt with you.

“You’re cute (y/n)” “Thanks” Tengen finds your height cute because the height difference is HUGE.

Another mushroom like moment💀🍄

He knows you’re strong so he likes to train with you. Always ends up letting you win because he just likes it when he’s pinned down by your smaller figure.

When a demon invasion came in your area,, you fight them off while Tengen is called for backup.

He slays the lesser demons easily and found you fighting a stronger demon while protecting some children behind your back.

He smirks and leans against a tree, arms folded while watching you fight off the demon. 

You did it so easily making Tengen’s eyebrows rise.

Then you see him and ask him “what are you doing?”.

“watching you.” He finds you hot and sexy when you have that focused look in the middle of a battle. He won’t say it out loud because you might smack him in the face.

Super amazed at the fact that you’re stronger than the other pillars despite your small figure.(he thinks you’re stronger than him but dismisses that because pshhhhhh).

Will throw you over his shoulder at random times. Thinking that his antics will make you fall in love with him.

And it did…

#kny headcanons #kny #demon slayer #giyuu x reader #muichiro x reader #sanemi x reader #kyojuro x reader #obanai x reader #gyomei x reader #tengen x reader #uzui x reader #giyuu tomioka x reader #sanemi shinazugawa x reader #rengoku kyojuro x reader #iguro obanai x reader #gyomei himejima x reader #uzui tengen x reader #muichiro tokito x reader

[teslas-lame-archive]

simple question: please give your thoughts (brief or otherwise) on each i7 character!! ^^ -nagi anon

*cracks knuckles* oh my sweet anon, i hope you're prepared for the rant you've just invited /lh (i'm actually breaking this up into multiple posts cos it's gonna get long lmaooooo)

part 1/6

iori: he used to be the one i found the most relatable, back when i was in college and still had a tiny scrap of perfectionism left. i really like how the accent color for his stage costumes was changed from black to dark blue - i dunno if this was done for any story-related reason, but i like to think of it as a symbol of iori's personal growth throughout the series. like, he started out mostly focusing on riku, mitsuki, and the rest of the group, taking his own feelings into consideration very little, if at all. obviously he still cares a great deal about idolish7's success, since he's still their co-manager and all, but it's less about business for him now and more about wanting to achieve something great with his friends.

yamato: oh, boy. this guy. i have Feelings about yams. his lowkey self-loathing, his laid-back attitude that hides a load of anger, his sometimes alarming alcohol consumption (though tbf any regular alcohol consumption is slightly alarming to me because Reasons, so ymmv). he reminds me so much of myself it's kind of pathetic (minus the drinking lol). to be honest That One Scene with yuki, while weirdly cathartic, gives me hella anxiety cos it kind of forces me to think about my own violent impulses (and let me remind you, that was while he was SOBER). i never thought he would become one of my favorites, but here we are. maybe it's because his arc has a happy ending, and it shows that no one is irredeemable, no matter how much they may think so. :) also i'm partial to sanpaku characters lol

mitsuki: absolutely 100% the most underrated and under-appreciated. i will personally fight anyone who makes this man cry. i would kill god if it meant mitsuki never thought of himself as Not Good Enough again. like they've said several times throughout the series, making conversation is a skill, and doing it so easily is a TALENT. mitsuki's been blessed with the gift of being able to just talk to anyone and make it feel natural and fun! i wish i was even a single percent that good with people! those folks in the shop that one time can suck my entire ass. also wow i can't believe mitsuki is canonically trans u guys. also also it lowkey makes me wanna cry a little when mitsuki's like "wheh i'm so short :( why can't i be taller :(((" like BITCH i wish i was your height. also also also i really wanna try his pancakes ;u; even though that's impossible

tamaki: fave. ride-or-die. best boy. oshi, even. for one, KENN is my number one favorite voice actor of all time, so that's immediate points in tama's favor. i think i just love how honest tamaki is! he feels his feelings 100%, he's sweet, he's cool, he's cute. he's got a one-track mind and he's self-contradictory. he's impulsive and childish and pretty dumb but he can be surprisingly intuitive and he's great with children and i wanna pat him on the head so bad cos i bet his hair's really soft ;; it's weird, he's one of those characters that i look up to but that i also wanna protect, you know? he reminds me of my little brother in that way. i also have a huge soft spot for characters who express themselves best through physical means such as dance, so there's that, too ;u; as;d;lkf;ldsk;lf i can't even properly word what it is that i like about him! like idk man he just has Fave Energy?? but as lightskindiluc posted about a while back, it's really creepy that he's been relegated to being the "sexy one" even though he's a minor (not to mention ace-coded af). hate that shit.

#a;sdfjks;ldf;l i wanna write a freaking essay about tamaki yotsuba but it would inevitably just turn into a stream of consciousness #cos this boy makes my brain turn to mush #no thoughts head full #it's like;; yamato is all the stuff i hate about myself #and tamaki's what i like about myself?? i guess?? #i LIKE that i express myself through dance and i LIKE that i value honesty over politeness #:) /gen #answering asks lmao #nagi anon #idolish7 #i7 thoughts

[fatiguing-thoughts]

Golden Eyes - Paul Lahote x Reader

A/N: I thought of this last night when I had trouble sleeping. Can’t wait for you all to hate me, but I thoroughly enjoy it and encourage you to read until the end.  It’s kinda a sad one folks, but I give to you a soft Paul 

Paul and I sat in the meadow as we had grown accustomed to. He had found it on patrol a few months ago, so now we come here as often as possible, now that the threats of impending vampiric doom was dwelling since Bella and Edward got married a few days ago. It was time for everyone to breathe for what felt like the first time in forever. 

I inhaled the fresh scent of teakwood cologne on Paul’s chest. My head rested on his bicep as we laid down. Simply enjoying the company of one another, laughing at each other’s stupid jokes, and giggling whenever he whispers yet another sweet nothing into my ear. 

The light shone on us almost magically, it almost felt surreal. I felt the warmth from the sun’s rays shining on my skin, pairing with Paul to make the almost chilly day bearable. 

The deep rumbling of his chest sent waves of happiness throughout my body, his laugh was the air I needed to breathe. Paul really made me feel things I never knew were possible. 

Suddenly, the air grew quiet. The sounds of nature came to a halt. We no longer heard the sounds of birds nor the rustling of the wind. Paul’s chest tightened and he inhaled deeply. His large body turned over onto mine, crushing me into the ground. 

“Paul?” I asked, voice trembling. 

“Shhh.” 

He looks around, trying to find the source of whatever killed our blissful moment. Though that only lasted a few seconds before I heard his voice once again. 

“What’re you doing here, Irina?” Paul asks, letting himself get off of my chest.

I turn and see the woman I recognized from Bella’s wedding. She stared daggers at us all night. 

I looked into her golden eyes, and I saw nothing but pure disdain. She was not happy to see us. 

“I came to apologize to Carlisle for my behavior at the wedding.” She smirks, looking over at me. 

“Well, you’re about fifteen miles away from their house.” Paul says, growing more uneasy by the minute.

He stood in front of me, I began to stand myself but my legs were trembling with fear. 

She wouldn’t be stopping to see us for any good reason. She might’ve actually came to apologize to Carlisle, but smelling us out here might’ve presented too good of an opportunity for her. 

“You killed him.” She scoffs, her golden eyes burning holes into Paul.

I knew Paul wasn’t trying to escalate the situation, as he was trying to avoid more conflict and was hoping she would just leave. But it was after then he knew that he had to phase. 

“He tried to kill Bella.” Paul reminds her. 

I latched onto his bicep in fear. 

“He wanted to be like us!” She yells, beginning to walk closer.

“Move back.” Paul whispers, shoving me backwards. 

His body bursts into one of a large grey wolf, snarling. He backs up closer to me, protectively standing in front of my trembling frame. 

“Cute.” Irina scoffs.

Before I could even blink, she was running at us. Thankfully Paul was able to actually see her as he met her in the middle. He threw her into a nearby tree, snapping it in half. Paul runs over to where she landed, hoping to just destroy her. 

“Where the hell are the rest of them?” I mumble under my breath, panic fully setting in. I tore my eyes from Paul and Irina and look into the tree line, hoping to see the rest of the pack. 

Irina was a seasoned vampire, she knew what she was doing. I had all my faith in Paul, but I worried for his safety greatly. 

A loud wine caused my blood to run cold. It was Paul. Irina had crushed his ribs. 

“Paul!” I scream, almost running over, but I couldn’t bring myself to run-- it was like my legs were made of concrete. 

It was then that my eyes almost bulged from my skull. I watched as she grabbed him from the neck, killing him instantly. I watched as his lifeless body slumped to the ground, his eyes rolling. 

“I’ll protect you until my dying breath.” The memory of Paul’s voice rang through my head, echoing around the walls of my skull. He meant those words more than anyone else would ever have. 

I immediately fell to my knees, screaming but nothing came out. I tried to run over, but I couldn’t get up from my collapsed state. I was stuck to look into the love of my life’s dead eyes. 

Until she stalked over to me, far too slowly. She grabbed me by the throat, lifting me off the ground with an enormous smile on her face. 

I watched as the rest of the pack charged out of the treeline, though it wasn’t before she bit me. 

I fell to the ground as Irina was grabbed by Sam and Jacob-- being destroyed. 

I was flailing on the ground, convulsing as the venom surged through my body. It felt like there was no longer blood traveling through my veins-- it felt like fire, like corrosive acid. I was looking around, screaming-- trying to get up and run to Paul. But I couldn’t, my eyes simply just faded to black-- ignoring the signals my brain was attempting to send to them. Suddenly, I was void of all sight and sound. 

Suddenly, I hear my screaming again and I’m sweating profusely. Anxiety coursing through my veins. 

“(Y/N), wake up. Please.” Paul begs, gently shaking me awake. 

My eyes shoot open and see a worried Paul leaning over me, clutching onto me for dear life. I immediately grab him, pulling him into me. 

“(Y/N), you had a nightmare. You’re okay, I’m here. I’m here, baby.” He whispers, raking his fingers through my hair as he held me close. 

He picks me up, placing me in his lap, shushing me as I sobbed into his chest.

“I got you, baby. I’m here. It was just a nightmare. It’s okay.” His raspy voice soothes. 

“P-Paul.” I choke on my sobs.

“Shhhh, talk about it when you calm down.” His warm hand rubbing circles on my back, my head on his chest. 

Hearing his heart beat was the best thing I had ever heard. I was so grateful to hear it, to feel his chest warm. To see him alive. 

We sat there for a few minutes, waiting until my uncontrollable sobs turned into slight sniffles.

“Do you wanna talk about it?” He whispers into my ear. 

I nod, pulling away to look at him. I felt that it was better to tell him, afraid this dream was an omen of sorts. Maybe to consult with Alice. 

“I’m just so happy to see you.” I press my forehead onto his. 

His warm hands stayed on my waist, his eyes never tearing away from mine, patiently waiting for me to tell him about my nightmare. 

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Word Count: 1166

A/N: yeah sorry I love you guys tho, don’t kill me lmaooooo I just wanted a little bit of a angsty thing, I wanted a shocker. I wanted to scare some of ya. Please lemme know if you enjoyed or not. Including a very soft Paul. 

#paul lahote #paul lahote x reader #paul lahote imagine #sam uley #jacob black #jared cameron #quil ateara #embry call #leah clearwater #seth clearwater #twilight #twilight x reader #JUST READ TO THE FUCKIN END OK

[theresa-of-liechtenstein]

yalllll gdańsk today??? heck yeah this is a special favorite of mine, not least because a chamber orchestra is involved

i know the opening’s meant to sound ridiculous but having been involved with a particularly dysfunctional orchestra between the first time i listened to gdańsk and the present day, this is just tame

“how am i supposed to serve her dinner?” “carefully” is a one-liner i vary and use regularly. iconic

douglas naming the deadly sins to throw off martin is so damn clever and has me in STITCHES every time i listen to this episode

“you’ve missed out ‘anger’” “that IS ‘wrath’!” and “you’ve got ‘lust’ down twice.” “NAUGHTY captain crieff!” are iconic and live in my head rent free. RENT FREE

douglas goading martin to bet reminding me of how i consider ‘i bet on losing dogs’ a very douglas song. dont text 💔 /j

“martin...don’t forget Lusty!” SJJSUEJEJEEJEJ

aaaand there it is! my blog title! carolyn calling the musicians jumped-up buskers! i chose that for my blog title because firstly, love u carolyn, and secondly yes. i was a jumped-up busker for almost two years!

not going to even spill tea about the number of times i’ve spent the day playing violin in public behind an open violin case for people to put coins and bills in,,,,,,

I LOVE CAROLYN AND MADAME S-B’S INTERACTION IN THIS EPISODE OH MY GOSH

“never am i separated from my bassoon” “ah, the clingy type, is it?” lmaooooo me when i had to fly with my violin last year

(i read one too many horror stories of people having their instruments taken from them, being checked in, and subsequently getting destroyed. call it preparation and research 😌✨)

“but [air traffic controllers] are nearly all male” martin i might slap you

also genuinely curious. does anyone sincerely like brie? the inside is nice but the rind is...in my opinion, not so much

oh martin. taking the less likely bet (said like a person who makes bets, which i don’t)

“you lose some....don’t you” msjehebejdn

ok yeah douglas faking being captain for helena,,, now that’s funny. martin is a walking tragedy

again. carolyn and madame s-b are the best part of this episode for me.

the cashew packet only having five cashews in it is peak airplane food tho

up to this point i was under the impression they were flying from fitton to gdańsk and not the other way around. them contacting maastricht now makes a looooot more sense lmaoooo when they were calling warsaw i was thinking. wait that must mean they’re nearly to gdańsk????

on another note, all that time the seatbelt signs are still on? flight from hell

unfortunately, i forget how distance works outside america, as i just had a minor crisis over poland and amsterdam being forty minutes apart. if i took off from los angeles or something and flew straight east for forty minutes in a bizjet i doubt i would been be out of the state

PASSENGER DERBY!!!!!!!

“the trombonist making little meowing noises” AJAJSHSNJSJSHS THANKS I HATE IT!!!!!,

GO HARRY POTTER’S GRANNY!!!!

this commentary is EVERYTHING arthur i love you so much but also even if he were in the galley it’s likely everyone in the cabin heard him, which makes this even more funny

arthur’s professional-steward-speak is one of the most endearing things i’ve ever heard my goodness

“see, my light is on!” “and yet nobody’s home” OWNED!!!

PILOT’S DROPPED HIS MAGIC FEATHER oh my gosh i love this episode so much,,,,,,

martin for the love of god overthinking isn’t working TRY SOMETHING ELSE

i like strudel :(

“tastes like the pink stuff you bite into at the dentist, laid on a bed of fish tank gravel. if it were ever shown a picture of a raspberry, it wasn’t looking” perfect summary of airplane food kejdjenejejdn LOVE THIS

ey wait i don’t stand for this strudel slander! i love strudel :(

as usual, when douglas gets riled up i get Scared 👁👄👁

wait let me get distracted real quick!! i’ve never noticed this before but speedbird zero-zero-seven!! speedbird is the british airways callsign (unless it’s changed, in which case it was the BA callsign) and mr finnemore has tacked on a 007 for the flight number!!! i see u!!!

yallllllll,,,, the whole conflict between douglas and martin about the helena story..... mr finnemore your mind your MIND YOUR MIND,,,, it’s not just martin who’s insecure in this metal tube 👀

WAIT NO WJAT. WAIT. THEY WERE FLYING TO GDAŃSK THIS WHOLE TIME,,,,, now i’ve gone and confused myself, it’s literally almost midnight here lmaoooo

OK THIS LAST BIT BETWEEN MARTIN AND DOUGLAS. where martin reveals how he doesn’t have a salary and douglas takes pity on him by giving away the name of the last dwarf,,, reading that makes it look ridiculous but goshhhh it’s just,,, mr finnemore,,, your MIND

the end of this episode implies that madam s-b has just been sitting with her instrument assembled for the last part of this flight and that’s the funniest visual ever

and that’s that!! LOVE this episode y’all!!! 🥺🥺🥺

#em speaks #cabin pressure #fandot listenalong 2020 #featuring Overthinking!

[thehomierobbstark]

Eat Your Dinner

Requested by @ljstraightnochaser​!!

Pairing: Erik Killmonger x Reader [#TeamErikDon’tDateWhiteChicks]

A/N: Lmaooooo ummmm I???? Don’t know what this is????? Like the warnings are at the bottom but like i don’t even know if this is a thing and if it is whats its called I literally just had a thought and this is the result anyway hi again you guys I got yelled at last time i posted so @l-auteuse​ heres your tag ma’am!! I literally have no explanation for this story but i hope yall enjoy it!!!  Imma go 🙈 in shame now bye.

Warnings: At the bottom 👇🏿👇🏿👇🏿.

This is for all my lil cute ass black gorditas out there rockin back fat, belly rolls and thick ass thighs that touch!!  x Reader is always gon be black, chubby, and sassy.

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The carpet was nice.  

Almost a little too nice, though, you thought as you eye the delicate fabric on the floor. It was a beautiful velvet red faux fur rug that laid underneath the glass dinner table, which gave a nice contrast against the dark hardwood flooring.

Erik was so extra for that.  You never thought you could meet a man who would be too bougie for even your taste, but here he was. Acting high siddity.

You snort at your own mental commentary, rolling your eyes at Erik’s home decor.  It catches the attention of the man in question, whose eyes glance away from the iPad he was holding to regard you.

“Something funny?”

Your face immediately drops from the small smirk it was holding, and you shake your head from side to side.

“Good, thats what I thought.  Now sit there and be quiet like the good girl you’re supposed to be.”  He brings the iPad back in front of his face, swiping the stylus across the screen as he starts typing again.

You whimper a little, lips quivering and poking out more than they already were.  This was the first time in the last 20 minutes he’d acknowledged your presence, but he was still being so cold and mean.  

You didn’t want to lose his attention now that you’d gotten it back, so you desperately scoot forward a little closer, trying to make eye contact again.

You even add a little shine to your eyes, looking up at him as innocently as you could.  

Eyes flicking from the screen, he narrows them at you testingly, and you can feel your metaphorical tail tuck between your legs as you shrink back, gulping and looking back down at the carpet.  

Erik shifts himself in his seat, biting his lip with a muffled groan.  You didn’t know it, but you had the cutest little pout of disappointment and frustration on your face that made him want to fuck the shit out of it.

He loved telling you no just so he could see that adorable look on your face, right before caving in and giving you whatever you wanted. His Precious Pouty Princess.

“Look at me babygirl.”

You eyes quickly spring back up to him, wide and hopeful.

“You want my attention?”

“Mmm-hm!” You hum, nodding your head eagerly.  Erik bites his lip, your wanton desperation making him hard.

“Alright, tell you what babygirl.  You eat all your dinner like a good girl, and Daddy will let you have dessert.  How does that sound?”

You nod your head again, wiggling around excitedly.

Pushing himself away from the table, he leans back in his chair, arching a brow at you with a grin.

“Well? Start eating.”

Taking a deep inhale through your nose, you move your head back, slowly letting Erik’s thick fat dick slide out of your throat.  You try to swallow some of the streams of saliva that trail from your lips as you fully release him, but you can’t, and they split, dripping down both his shaft and your chin.  

Finally able to fill your lungs with breath, you clear your throat, flexing your jaw and feeling around the inside of your mouth with your tongue.  

This was the longest you’d throat trained for him, having been on punishment since you got home for your bad behavior earlier.  Usually it was only 10 or 15 minutes you’d spend on your knees keeping his cock warm in your mouth, but this time it was a whole 45 minutes.

20 minutes for your brattiness, and an extra 5 for every time you talked back on the car ride home.

You don’t know when it happened, but you do know at some point in your punishment you’d lost your voice.

It was pretty safe to say you’d learned your lesson.

Pulling your lips into your mouth with a with a swift lick, you reach forward to pick up his heavy dick, smoothly working your hand up towards the tip.  You flick your wrist gently, careful not to tug too hard at his already soggy foreskin.

Returning your mouth to him, you poke out your tongue and flick at the base of his dick, stiffening it as you draw all the way to the top.  Encompassing the tip between your lips, you generously suck and slurp at his cock, savoring the taste of the salty precum leaking from his slit.  

You swallow it hungrily, twisting your hand and milking him as you spend a few more seconds there bobbing up and down.

Erik’s head falls back, the pupils of his eyes pointed somewhere in the back of his skull as he lets out a throaty groan.

The sound tickles at the nerves of your bud, and you squeeze your legs together to try and keep your own excitement at bay.

Like a vacuum seal, you hollow out your cheeks as you come back up, sucking at him tightly before freeing him from your mouth with a wet slurp.  

You look at his tip,  seeing it so swollen and red with arousal.  It almost looked was if it were crying, silky precum once again leaking out and down the length of his shaft and over your gripping fingers.

Leaning forward, you swipe your tongue over your thumb, cleaning it of the mess.  You peek up at Erik and see him staring down at you with a fierce intensity, desire written all over his face.

Biting your lip, you bring his dick to your lips, poking them out to place a soft kiss to his frenulum.  You keep eye contact as you bend down, sticking out your tongue to lap against the underside of his balls as you swallow them into your mouth.

Erik’s eyelids flutter at the feeling, and he can’t help but to close his eyes and let his head fall back again when you start to suck and massage his sac in your mouth.  

“Fuckkkk meeee.”  He moans, whimpering as you let them fall out of your mouth to make circles with your tongue at the skin of his taint before gobbling them back up.

Unbeknownst to him, all that time you’d spent on your knees with him in your mouth gave you the opportunity to get very creative with your plans of apologizing.  And since you weren’t able to use your voice, you had to make use of your mouth in other ways.

“Shiiiiit,”  He hisses and grips your head as you return your attention to his chocolate bar, pumping and twisting your hand around him vigorously as you chase it with your mouth, salivating around him greedily.

You reach with your other hand to push his shirt up and massage his stomach, loving the feeling of his keloids running across your palm as you rub his abs.

The sloppy degrading noises coming from your mouth wrapping around him made his muscles tense, and he clutches his hand in your hair tighter, making you moan out in delicious pain.

“It’s almost time for dessert babygirl. You ready?”  He can barely say the words in between his own groans, his wide eyes looking down at yours to let you know he’s about to burst.

You give an enthusiastic nod one more time, humming and whimpering sweetly for your treat.

He pulls you off of him all of a sudden, giving you three seconds to gather your breath before shoving you back down, holding your head in place as he fucks up into your mouth rough and quick.  

Your hands struggle to hold onto his thighs for leverage as he uses your mouth like a toy, praising you the entire time.

“Fuck, look at you princess.”

“You look so good with my dick down your throat, you know that?”

“Daddy gonna give you a reward. You did such a good job, I’m so proud of you baby.”

“You gonna swallow all this cum like a good little girl? Huh?”

With four more harsh pumps, he was balls deep down your throat, and you feel the first splash of cum hit the back of your throat.

Immediately swallowing, you nudge your head forward, burying your face into his crotch to get every single inch of him in your mouth.

He continues to shoot spurts of his load into you, and you focus on breathing through your nose, relaxing and opening up your throat as you let all his nut slide down it.

When you finally feel the need to swallow, you slowly come off of him inch by inch, guzzling down every drop of his seed and making sure not to let any of it go to waste.

You were so into finishing your mission you didn’t even realize Erik was whining and twitching, the stimulation of your tongue cleaning up and down his pole getting to be too much for him.

Needing to take back some control, he grips your throat, shoving your dangerous mouth away from him, and he bends down, putting his face in yours.

“Open.”

You smile, opening your mouth wide to show him your clean pink mouth, not a drop of white to found anywhere.  You even lift your tongue up to show him the underside.

He smirks at your cockiness, reaching down to pick you up and plop you into his lap, his mouth immediately attaching to yours.  

He kisses you deeply, exploring your mouth with his tongue in both gratitude and eroticism.  That mouth of yours was the best and worst thing about you, and he loved them both equally.

Finally pulling away from the heated make out session, he rests his forehead against yours, breathing heavy as he lets a lazy smile engulf his lips.

“You did a great job with your food, babygirl, I’m so proud of you.  Now let Daddy put his princess to bed.”

With one arm around your back, he lifts you up in his lap, angling himself before slowly letting you descend onto his soaked meaty member, the sound of your choked moan echoing through the house.

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Warnings: Smut, Cock Warming, Throat Training?? is that a thing? Daddy!Kink

#erik killmonger #erik killmonger x reader #erik killmonger x black!reader #thehomiefics #black panther fandom #black panther fanfiction #bp #uhhh yeah its 12:45 and i have work tomorrow lolol bye yall

[butterbeeryuta]

lee jeno as your husband

a/n: happy birthday jeno ✨ik you’re just 20 and here i am writing you as a husband im sorry KDJKSJDSDKJKSD but i swear, i dont mean anything bad. i hope you really do have the happiest birthday despite the current situation, and i wish that only the people who truly love and deserve you surround you and remind you what a great person you are. we love you lee jeno <3

congratulations! ya'll have a baby boy (doesn’t matter if you adopted or gave birth in this case, you do you bishes)

idk about you, but taking care of babies is hard alright (speaking from experience when i had to take care of my newborn cousin for 5 months on a weekly basis). doesn’t matter if you’re a mum or a dad, you gotta sacrifice a lot of your time to make sure that the kid is well fed and cared for, and patience is a key really.

and to say that you and jeno didn’t argue quite a bit about parenting would be a lie

but like, ya’ll fought about such petty shit it’s kind of funny

‘jeno i told you to change his diaper—‘

‘______ please no i had to clean his diaper this morning and i think i lost my sense of breathing’

normally you’d be laughing, and shrug it off

but you were a tired shister. you were up all making your baby shut up in the nicest way possible of course

so you may have bursted

‘YOU LITERALLY JUST HAVE TO WIPE SHIT AND TAPE A FUCKIN DIAPER ON A CHILD LEE JENO’

again, you maY have bursted

keyword: may

and he was annoyed by it, i mean who wouldn’t. i would’ve bitch slapped you _______.

then again, we all know how loving and sweet lee jeno is

he may not show it very explicitly, but he does subtle things and does admire you for your hard work and caring nature

he always make sure to have enough diapers, toiletries, and even gets the baby clothes laid out once your bby boy your actual kid not jeno is fresh from the shower uwu

ya’ll are a lovely couple though

you cook together, clean the house, play with your son— just soft hours tbh

there was this one time where jeno placed his boy on his lap, and was gently moving his kid’s arms to the choreography of boom while the baby was just giggling and smiling

and jeno couldn’t stop smiling and giggling too

you literally have two babies in front of your being in their ultimate babie form hoW ken you knott meLt

and there was this other time when your baby just climbed up on his chest and jeno woke up only to see the brightest smile from ur son and jeno wakes you up (despite the fact that ur half dead) and it’s all so uwu 

bottomline is: jeno wants to show you everything your son does and you can’t blame him for anything cause it is very cute 

when your son is sleeping, jeno just comes up to you and hugs you from the back

and he doesn’t really say anything, he just embraces you as a way to say good job for basically not giving up and trying to be the best parent

and you know what he is implying, and you just lean your head on his chest, embracing the warmth

THIS IS SO FUCKING FLUFFY GOD I LOVE THIS MAN

he also finds time to pepper you with kisses cause hE can and he loves you but also cause this boi wants to remind you that he’s always going to be there for you

i swear _______ wrap him in bubble wrap he is precious

lmAOOOOO jeno simply cannot trust the dreamies to be alone with your kid

chenle laughing his ass off, renjun probably choking jisung, haechan plotting something mischievous, and jaemin most likely making the most absurd sounds—the last thing jeno wants is his son to be a mixture of all of these boys

lowkey same with you

but of course, being a goOd parent, you sort of tell jeno to trust his group mates because they really do want to be great uncles

and they are!!! just in a chaotic manner

‘chenle i told you my son doesn’t need an apple watch’

‘but hyung what if he gets lost—‘

‘HE IS 3 MONTHS OLD’

anyways,

lee jeno is a wonderful husband who rlly cares for you and your kid

and whoever does actually get to marry him is probably the luckiest person in this galaxy

well maybe second luckiest, injun is already lucky for having jeno whipped for his ass

#lee jeno #jeno #nct #nct dream #nct u #nct 127 #wayv #zhong chenle #lele #chenle #huang renjun #renjun #park jisung #jisung #lee haechan #lee donghyuck #haechan #donghyuck #na jaemin #jaemin #jeno x reader #jeno x you #FLUFF #VERY FLUFFY #happy birthday jeno #greet him or im stabbing you with my nails

[therealjordan23]

HAPPY CANADA DAY, JORDAN (I remember you ranting about how Americans don’t use the letter ‘u’ in certain words, so right off the bat I knew u were Canadian😂🇨🇦🇨🇦) can you possibly write some debbigail? If you’re not too busy lighting up some fireworks?😆

LMAOOOOO, thank you!! And don’t worry, I always have time for some Debbigail :DD Enjoy!

ooo

"Dewey? What's this?" Webby questioned. 

"What's 'what'?" Dewey came up behind her and peered into the fridge.

Webby straightened up, an unmarked package of cheese in her hand. "This. What is it and where did you get it?"

Dewey's face lit up. "Oh, that's my special cheese!"

"'Special cheese'?" Webby wrinkled her nose in disgust. "What makes it special?"

"Sometimes the deli gets shipments where some labels have come off so they sell it for really cheap. I think that cost me a buck or something," Dewey explained, clearly proud of himself for finding ways to save money and still feed himself. "The boys know I'm on a tight budget so I always get first dibs."

"All right, well, I'm afraid 'the boys' are going to need to find a new sucker to sell their special cheese to," Webby said, walking over to the garbage and preparing to throw away the vile package.

"Wait! What are you doing?" Dewey asked, concern evident in his eyes. "That's perfectly good cheese!"

Webby turned to look at him. "Dewey, I'm not going to play nurse for you after you contract food poisoning from some dodgy cheese sold to you by the boys down at the deli."

Dewey's eyes gleamed. "You'd look really hot in a nurse's outfit, though. I'm sure we could find a naughty nurse costume for you. The hat…the skirt…the stethoscope…the blood pressure thingy…" His voice trailed off as he began to imagine the sight of Webby in a naughty nurse costume.

Webby took advantage of this momentary distraction and pushed the pedal down to lift the lid of the bin. However, before she had a chance to drop the cheese into the bin, she found herself wrapped in a bear hug from behind and lifted off of her feet.

"Dewey! What are you doing? Let me go!" Webby cried, struggling to break free from his grasp. Unfortunately, he had her arms pinned to her sides so tightly it was like she was in a straitjacket.

"Not until you hand over the cheese," Dewey grunted, walking backwards out of the galley kitchen.

"It's for your own good!" Webby protested, still trying in vain to free herself.

"And so is this." Dewey deposited her rather ungracefully on the couch and flopped down on top of her, effectively immobilizing her underneath him.

"Oof!" Webby's breath left her completely. But, before she was able to get it back, Dewey's fingers had found the perpetually ticklish spot just below her ribs and were exploiting the fact that she was completely helpless.

"Okay, okay! I give! Uncle! Uncle!" Webby shrieked, gasping for breath in between giggles.

"Not until you hand over the cheese," Dewey replied, his fingers poised to recommence the tickling.

"Fine," Webby grumbled, managing to pull the cheese out from where it had been squashed between her body and the couch.

"Thank you, darling," Dewey said, a note of triumph in his voice. He dropped a kiss on Webby's nose then rose. "What do you say to grilled cheese sandwiches for supper?"

Later that night, the two of them were curled up on the couch watching Ottoman Empire. Webby's head nestled on Dewey's lap while he absent-mindedly ran his fingers through her silky hair. A large bowl of popcorn and two glasses of red wine sat waiting on the small end table on the other side of Dewey.

"The show's really lost its edge," Dewey complained after a few minutes. "I remember five years ago when the sketches were actually funny. Now, it's just…crap."

"You're just saying that because they got rid of Randy," Webby said soothingly. 

As always, Webby fell asleep just after the newest Ottoman was built, and was woken up by Dewey nudging her gently. "Webbs? Sweetheart, it's time for bed."

"Is the show over?" she mumbled, struggling to sit up straight.

"Yeah, it is," Dewey laughed quietly.

"Did I miss anything?" Webby asked.

"Besides some terrible ottomans? Absolutely nothing. C'mon, beautiful. I'll tuck you in."

She automatically raised her hands so that he could pull her up. With a chuckle, he tugged her up onto her feet and into his arms, which automatically wrapped around her waist and pulled her flush against his body. She snuggled into his warm embrace and breathed in his scent. He pressed a feather-light kiss to her brow, and then to her cheek, before capturing her lips with his own. It was not a frantic, fiery kiss with clashing tongues and teeth but, rather, one that was slow and tender, making her feel treasured and desired more than any passionate kiss ever could.

She broke the kiss and laid her cheek on his chest; he rested his chin on her head and gave her a tight squeeze. Without words, he reached for her hand and laced his fingers through hers before leading her down the short corridor to their bedroom. Out of habit, his thumb automatically began to rub the band of the ring resting on the third finger of her left hand, almost to reassure himself that it was indeed still there and that she had actually agreed to be his wife. She smiled and squeezed his hand to silently reassure him that he had nothing to fear; he dropped a kiss on the top of her head in response.

"So, what are your plans for tomorrow?"

"Lena and Violet are meeting me for a late lunch before we go shopping for some new weapons. You?"

"Ottoman Empire marathon with Huey and Louie."

"Promise me you won't be trying to build ottomans for the next month like you did last time?"

"I will make no such promise."

"Aw, Dewey…"

"This is just who I am, you're going to have to love me as I am."

"Oh, the things we do for love," Webby said dramatically, half in jest, half in truth.

"Then it's a good thing you love me more than life itself," Dewey waggled his eyebrows at her before swooping in to steal another kiss.

"Always, Dewford," Webby smiled against his lips. "Always."

#ducktales #debbigail

[chloca-cola]

The Intern

This is the lord's work I wrote for the ask @imagineleonkennedy recieved a few days ago that I promised I'd write lmaooooo

TW: Oh boi, it be smutty, yo

Word Count: 1,805

~~~~~~~~

You were excited, to say the least, it being your first full day as an intern at the DSO. You had an extra bounce in your step as you walked down the hallways, naively waving at everyone you passed, like any young ingénue, sometimes you even got a wave back.

You looked down at the folders in your hands, seeing the name was Leon S. Kennedy, you have heard his name around the offices. You'd gotten a small glimpse of the man, and you quickly saw why so many were talking about him.

He was gorgeous.

And now you're filled with nervousness upon seeing that you were having to deliver something to him. You audibly gulped, all that pep flowed from your body to be replaced by you heart jackhammering against your ribs.

You hurried walk down the hallway that lead to his office, you took in a deep calming breath, your fist raised to knock, but you hesitated. 

'Oh, come on, bitch.' You think to yourself, shaking off your nerves. He's a person, just like anyone else.

You knock confidently, but got no response, which caused your bravado to deflate. You reach out to the knob, slowly turning it, pushing the door open and stepping inside. You were just going to leave these on his desk for later.

You were instead stopped dead in your tracks. Leon was there, shirtless and doing pushups vigorously. His back was glistening with sweat, and you watched his muscles flexing and rippling as he worked out.

He hasn't noticed you, and you knew you should leave, yet your feet were nailed to the spot, you lips slightly parted, in awe of this magnificent sight. 

He was making low grunting sounds, as if he was trying to work through frustration, and that's when you dropped the folders. They clattered on the floor, and Leon froze, looking over his shoulder at you. 

You felt the blush slowly making its way up your neck and onto your cheeks. You muttered a sorry as you squatted down to gather the papers back into the folders, hoping you hadn't completely messed whatever was in them up.

"You, what's your name?" You looked up much like a deer caught in the headlights, Leon was standing, well more like looming over you, and you frowned. Was he going to report this? You didn't want to be fired already.

"My name is-" He then shook his head, cutting you off.

"Never mind that, just get on my desk." The demand took you off guard, and your mouth worked up and down in your confusion.

"I'm sorry, what?" You managed to finally ask, and he ticked his head towards his desk.

"My desk. On it." It was then that your brain registered the clothed erection tenting his pants and you blushed again, but did as you were told.

"Yes, sir." You obliged, still slightly confused, yet you did not miss the smirk that tugged on his lips.

Before you could ever sit on the desk, he was on you, his mouth needily taking yours, his hands cradled against your neck.

You weren't sure what's caused this man such frustration, but you were not complaining as he slowly unraveled you with his tongue. You've never been with anyone who could cause you to come so undone by kissing alone, but here Leon is, as if he knew exactly what you wanted before you ever did.

His tongue coaxed yours to move with his, as he acquainted himself with every inch of your mouth. His hands roamed your body, brushing over your ribs and chest, causing you to shudder against him.

His hands then bunched the hem of your skirt and hiked it up to your waist, getting into the spirit of it, your inhibitions were long gone by now, you wiggled out of your panties, stepping out of them, never leaving his mouth.

You were slightly embarrassed over how aroused you already were, keenly aware of how wet you already were, and Leon pulled back, both of you heavily panting. He closed his eyes and laid his forehead against yours and you were beginning to think he was going to change his mind, when he finally asked.

"Are you ready?" It was soft, caring, unlike his demands earlier. You bite your lower lip shyly, before nodding.

"Yeah, I'm ready, sir." You answer as he pulls back again, putting a little extra emphasis on the title and his nostrils flared, and with lightning quick hands, his pants and boxers were down at his knees. You couldn't help but stare at his cock as it bobbed free of his clothing. Slightly upward curve, above average, but not too long, with a nice girth. You wanted to touch it, admire it in its beauty, if you could describe a cock like that, his would definitely be it.

Your eyes met with his again, and he had a slight smile on his lips, as he casually stood and let you observe his cock like it was a work of art. He had been distracted by unwrapping a condom, but upon seeing how mesmerized you seemed by his cock, he handed it to you.

You smirked, taking the contraceptive from him, discarding the foil packaging, and began to slip it on him, his cock twitches at your touch and he leans down, his hands resting on his desk on either side of you, his lips resting on your exposed collarbone and lets out a slow moan, that causes a heat to flow right to your core. You could feel his body heat against your own, and you were suddenly really thanking the cosmos for letting you land this job.

He picked you up and sat you on the edge of his desk, and you reflexively spread your legs for him. He kneeled down before you, locking eyes with you, and you felt blush heating your cheeks again.

He kissed up your inner thigh, you leaned back on your hands, spreading your legs more. His nose nudged your swollen clit as his kissed and lapped at your slick folds, you begin to pant brazenly as his tongue worked on you. Swiping from your entrance up to your clit, causing you to moan out his name, not caring how loud you sounded to yourself. He flicked the tip of his tongue on your clit, causing you to jump from the feeling. You wanted to lay back on the way, but also didn't want to knock everything off his desk either. Leon suddenly stopped, and you let out an offended noise as he stood to his full height, chuckling at your complaining whines.

He guided himself into you slowly, his lips on yours against, tasting yourself on his tongue and you moaned into his mouth at the feeling of his cock filling you to the brim, stretching you in the most pleasurable way possible. Your arms wrapped around his neck, as you tilted your head to deepen the kiss as he rolled his hips slowly, setting an agonizingly slow pace that caused you to whine. His hands were on your thighs, his fingers kneading your soft flesh tenderly, as if you would break under him.

Finally having enough, you break the kiss, causing him to chase you, his tongue flicking along your lips, delving into your mouth again with a needy whimper. Reluctantly you pull away again.

"Please, for the love of everything holy, fuck me, sir." They must have been the magic words for his hips snapped into you quickly and your head fell back and you let out a loud squeal. Leon's hand cupped the back of your head and lifted you back to him for a more rough kiss. His teeth grazed your lips as he continued to thrust into you quicker and harder than before.

You left hand left him to try and grasp onto his desk as your body moved to meet his, the grunting and moaning noises he was making into the caverns of your mouth caused your walls to flutter around him as you felt you could winding.

"Ow, fuck!" You shouted, looking down at your hand to see you found a sharp pencil with your palm. Leon froze, panting, his flop of bangs plastered to his forehead in a disheveled manner, his eyes wide.

"What? What did I do? I'm sorry." He was panicked, afraid he has hurt you and you laugh slightly, holding up your hand, feeling stupid.

"I, uh, stabbed myself with your pencil." He takes his hand in yours to examine it, still buried to the hilt in you, and you couldn't help but laugh at this situation. 

He brought your hand up to his mouth and kissed the red spot, before moving to your wrist, pulling out of you and thrusting back in slowly. Your hand tenses and closed into a fist as he sucked on your wrist and continued to fuck you slowly, the sensations of it all causing tears to sting and prick your eyes.

"Leon, please." You whined, it was filled with so much need and want, you almost didn't even recognize your own voice. His mouth left your wrist to claim your lips again, moaning as he picked up his pace, your legs wrapped around his waist, pulling him in deeper, your hands tangled in his soft hair.

You could feel his cock swelling inside you, your coil on the verge of snapping in your abdomen, you moans and whines high pitched and wanting.

His hips snapped one more time, and a primal growl escaped him, his cock twitching inside you, and it was the last incentive you needed to let yourself go and you cartwheeled over the edge with him, latching onto him hard as you rode out your high.

Panting, your lips felt red and swollen from the intense kissing, you pull back and look into his eyes and you smile softly, puffing air upwards to blow some of your bangs from your face.

He pulled out of you, removing the used condom, tossing it into the trash bin nearby, and you both began to put your clothes back on in silence, afraid that the awkward feeling was going to creep in like it usually does after a one time sexual meeting.

"(Y/n)." You finally say, answering his first question from earlier. He looks at you confused for a moment, before he chuckles and lays his forehead on yours again.

"Well, (y/n), feel free to bring me folders in the future." You laugh at his statement. "Matter of fact...I'm going to put in a word that only you can deliver folders to me now." He gives you a soft chase kiss and you smirk once he leans back again to look at you.

"Yes, sir."

~~~~~

@mitsuintheworks @sleepygal124 @savage-rhi @kezikatescribbling @locus-desperatus @crystaldwightsworld @disneymarina @nthevalkyrie @marshall1199

#resident evil leon #leon x reader #re leon #leon s kennedy #leon kennedy #leon scott kennedy #leon kennedy x reader #leon kennedy imagines #resident evil #resident evil ns/fw

[blumeisms]

cris & robyn.

send me a ship meme

Who wakes the other one up with kisses:

robyn is an early bird so she’d definitely do this to him and try to make it cute

Who is the morning person/night person:

robyn is definitely a morning person, mostly because of her work schedule. i feel like i can picture cris staying up late into the night working on a case file or one of his works in progress. 

Who is the romantic one:

cris is probably a bit more romantic than robyn because she likes to turn everything into a joke as a kind of defence mechanism. deep down she is romantic, it just takes a bit of digging to get to that layer.

Who is the more cuddly one:

robyn loves a cuddle. if he’s sat on the couch then odds are she’ll cuddle herself up very close to him. she likes physical contact and intimacy a lot.

Who cooks:

both of them, seeing as they’re both fairly well functioning adults.

Favourite nonsexual activity:

eating obviously 😂

Their favourite place to be together:

probably in bed, let’s be honest.

Any traditions:

finding good bakeries has kind of become a thing between them, and cris likes to bring her donuts as a treat.

Their “song”:

if this was robyn’s choice she’d probably pick something like i wanna sex you up because she’s an idiot 😆 but if we’re not being idiots like her then maybe something like make me feel by janelle monae? or something SOPPY like just the way you are by billy joel.

What they do for each other on holidays:

i don’t think they’ve actually spent one together yet but i imagine it would be very laid back and they wouldn’t make a massive fuss.

Where did they go for their honeymoon:

haven’t had one bcos they’re not married!

Where did they first meet:

in a bakery queue 😂

Any pets:

neither of them have any, unless you count robyn’s gator friends?

What do they fight over:

fights have been few and far between so far, but i’d imagine it would be about small, stupid stuff that they can both forgive each other about easily.

Do they go on vacations, if so where:

i’m not sure if visiting each other’s homes counts as a vacation, but so far they haven’t visited somewhere different together. i imagine they’d both like somewhere with a lot of history and culture bcos they’re both secretly nerds.

Who kills the bugs:

robyn’s happy to deal with the bugs but she doesn’t kill them, just moves them out of the house.


Who hogs the sheets:

hc that they both fight over them through the night before robyn gives up and practically lays on top of him.


Who hates mornings:

cris probably hates them more than she does, especially if she wakes him up before he’s ready to get up lolololol


Who’s cranky before they had their coffee:

both of them probably, although she’s usually in a pretty okay mood in the mornings anyway


Who’s doesn’t like their mother in law:

haaaaa robyn’s mom is an acquired taste. she likes sticking her nose in everyone else’s business and she has absolutely no tact whatsoever. i don’t think cris would dislike her but she’s a LOT.


Who drives:

either of them - whoever digs out their car keys first.


Who gets horny in awkward public places:

i mean, just randomly horny? i don’t think either of them would. unless they were sexting each other and sending inappropriate pictures which they would do lmaooooo.


Who had a scene phase:

lmfao i think they’re both a bit too old to have ever been scene kids.


Who wore braces:

robyn did for a while when she was younger, before she became “cool”.


Who got bullied:

robyn was a bully lmao. i can’t imagine cris getting bullied though.

Who is louder?

probably robyn haha XD she doesn’t rlly know when to shut up

Who is more experimental?

it depends in what way? in the bedroom i reckon they’re both up for similar things.

Who takes more risks?

robyn used to, but she’s mellowed a lot. i feel like risks are quite a big part of cris’ job so he’s probably the bigger risk-taker.

Do they fuck or make love?

depends what mood they’re in! there’s probably a lot of fucking but sometimes they can be v soft and affectionate with each other 🥰

Lights on or off?

robyn likes to look at him so she’d probs wanna leave them on lmao. unless she’s going out of her way to seduce him and try to be sexy then she’d probably dim the lights a little.

Who is more likely to be caught masturbating?

i would die laughing if cris caught her going to town on herself lmfao

Who is more likely to suggest a threesome?

i don’t actually know tbh. maybe cris? and then they can’t agree on who the third person would be 😂

Has either stolen the other’s underwear?

robyn would probably steal his to lounge in if she couldn’t be bothered looking for her own, but she wouldn’t like wear them under her clothes or anything.

Who comes first?

it depends how long they’ve been going at it and what they’ve been doing. if it’s just straight banging then imagine cris might come first. if he’s been teasing her a lot then it could be her. 

Who is better at oral and who prefers it?

robyn prides herself on giving great blowjobs lmaooo enjoy that cris 😂 she likes it when he goes down on her, but she’s happy to be the giver in that situation.

Who is more submissive?

neither? i feel like they switch it up a lot.

Who usually initiates things?

robyn isn’t remotely shy when she wants sex and she does often initiate.

Who is more sensitive?

they both are, but i think they’re both very good at hiding how sensitive they are for their own personal reasons. i don’t think they necessarily hide it from each other, but they’re slowly opening up to each other about their feelings and all that sOFT stuff.

Who has the most patience?

definitely cris - robyn has no patience lmao.

Which kinks do they share?

oral, biting/scratching, teasing, pinning each other down, dirty talk, food (LMAO), just straight up fucking etc.

#viceprone #⤑ 𝚛𝚘𝚋𝚢𝚗 // memes. #⤑ 𝚛𝚘𝚋𝚢𝚗 // ft. cristian. #okay i put it under a read more

[dontdowhatisayandnobodygetshurt]

🍼 & the knife bc im on desktop and can only do 1 emoji at a time (for all your ocs :D)

HEY SIS THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR ASKIN 🌼🌼🌼🌼🌼🌼🌼 this should not have taken me so long lmaooooo

down unda bc Long :D

send me symbols for my OCs? 

🍼 Does your OC have any children or want children? What names would they pick? Are they good with kids or a complete disaster?

Myriad: Demons are infertile unless paired with an angel, so they don’t have any children, but it’s probably a good thing in this case bc if Myriad’s wasn’t infertile, they’d have a thousand kids lmao. They honestly haven’t ever thought about kids, and they’ve never been bothered with the idea of having them. They’re actually great with kids and like them a lot, they’re like the coolest uncle ever, but they’d probably not be the best parent. They’d be more like the kid’s friend than their parental figure, and they don’t like staying in one place for long and they wouldn’t abandon their lifestyle so they’d either lug the kid around with them constantly or just leave them with their other parent for a few years before coming back… so yeah, not the best parent.

August: He’s thought about kids occasionally, but he’s never had any drive, not to mention it’s forbidden. If his partner really wanted kids, he’d probably agree to adopt, because he can never turn down anything somebody he loves wants. He would…….. really try to be a good parent. He would care about the kid but he’s be worried about fucking them up and probably have a bit of emotional distance because of that fear. He would love them with his whole heart, though. He likes the name River.

June: They never wanted kids. They liked the name Lía. They are actually very good with kids, though they avoid them like the plague now. They still consider themself a parent.

Dante: I think he’d actually like to have kids. He’s great with them, he’d be a very fun and loving dad, and the kid would be the most well protected little nugget in the entire world. If it was a little girl, he’d name her Tien, after his little sister. The kid would know how to kill a man in a billion ways by the time they were six tho lmao.

Jesse: Knows he’s no-where near ready for kids, but he would love to have them one day. He’d be kinda panicky with a baby but great with teenagers dude should be a youth guidance counselor and he’d love the kid with his whole heart, just wants to be a good dad and make sure he’s always there for them. He’d like to name them after his mom (Lori) or his dad (Frank.) 

Vrox: Terrified of having kids, scared he’ll fuck up. He’s the opposite of Jesse, has a natural talent with getting young kids to like him and is great with them, but awkward with teenagers. Honestly has no idea what to name it, leaves that to Jesse because he knows how important it is to him.

Falkner: HAHAHAHA!!! no.

Emala: She has always wanted children of her own. The only reason she hasn’t adopted an entire household is because she knows that she will outlive them, and that she would never recover them that. It kills her watching children that aren’t her own suffer, and she knows her limits. If she did have kids, though, she would be the. best. mom. in. existence.

Mars: Is fantastic with kids, but has never wanted any of his own. He obeys the rules because he’s a good little angel who would never impregnate someone.

Ben: Has thought about kids on and off his entire life. He’s not like Emala, who desperately wants kids, his is more of a wistfulness. If he eventually finds a partner who wants them, he would happily have them. He’s be the world’s best dad, super kind and patient and understanding. A bit nervous because he doesn’t want to mess up, but he would be a great dad. Doesn’t know what to name them - literally anything but the names Ginger ever so helpfully suggests.

Ginger: Nope, nope, nope. Has never wanted anything that slowed her down. Is too irresponsible to be a good mom. Is pretty terrible with kids, to boot. Would probably name the poor kid Rugrat. 

🔪 Has your OC ever killed someone? Ever had to defend themselves against violence? How did this make them feel? Or, alternatively, has your OC ever attacked someone? Seen someone die?

…..almost all of them have jesus CHR-

Myriad: Yes, yes, holy hell yes. Their job is tracking down and punishing/murdering/reaping evil souls after torturing them for the longest amount of time possible. Yes, they’ve had to defend themself. They know killing people is wrong but since they make sure never to harm innocents, when they do kill it never bothers them, they never hesitate, they never show mercy, and they never regret.

August: Yes, she has killed before, she never takes any pleasure in it and will only ever use it as a last resort. As all other angels (and demons) have, she’s had to reap human souls at some point or another. It doesn’t upset her to any extreme level. It’s always been in self defence. She has seen a lot of people, including her own partners, die over her long life.

June: Um, yes, yes, frequently. They have a short temper and if somebody is being a huge dickwad they will 110% rip the aforementioned dickwad’s face off their skull. They couldn’t give less of a fuck and have 0 regret.

Dante: Yep. He’s killed people in multiple wars over the years, he’s killed people in bar fights and back alley brawls and underground fight clubs and duels to the death. Guns, knives, broken beer bottles, and most frequently, his bare hands. As laid-back and generally kind as he is, he’s got a very violent nature, and if somebody is being an aggressive/violent asshole, he can and will happily take care of them. Particularly if that asshole was harassing somebody else, Dante will never let that shit slide. He takes every opportunity to fight.

Jesse: No, never. He has been the catalyst for people dying, tho, like one time a racist fuck decided to take a swing at him and Vrox ended up breaking the dude’s neck. Jesse was in shock for a while afterward, but mostly he didn’t regret what Vrox had done, even if that troubles him. He doesn’t believe that violence is the answer, but he also has a hard time not starting fistfights with bigots.

Vrox: Yeah. He has a pretty bad temper and when seriously set off, he comes out swinging. He only meant to kill somebody a few times (see, above), mainly it’s just an accident. It’s only when people keep pushing and pushing him and being aggressive, however, mainly he just tries to remove himself from the situation before he can snap and demon-out on them. He’d never get physical in a simple argument, for example.

Falkner: Absolutely. Never walk up behind them without being sure they know you’re there or you will receive a punch in the face that turns your brain to soup. They don’t like killing people and avoid it when possible, but they also won’t hesitate if they need to, either. Their only qualm will be the clean-up required.

Emala: She’s killed the most out of all of them. In her work as a nurse she is almost daily forced to reap souls, since dying via an angel taking your soul is the most peaceful, comforting kind of death, and that’s what her patients deserve. She only ever does so to a patient she knows is going to die anyway, with no hope for a recovery, and she illegally uses her angel grace to heal chronically ill patients enough as it is. It leaves her broken after every one, she hates taking lives. She has never been a believer of killing as an act of violence or anger.

Mars: … He mass murders all the family/loved ones of any poor soul who turns him down and then rapes and murderers the poor soul themself, murders many more in his many temper tantrums, and generally kills anybody and anything that displeases him. Yes.

Ben: Unfortunately, yes. When he fell and before he figured out about his out-of-control grace, he accidentally murdered an entire building’s worth of people because his grace exploded and decimated it and everybody in it. He was absolutely horrified and after that, made sure never to be around people when he could feel that ten-minute warning when he started feeling sick. He regrets it and hates himself for it and had a mental breakdown afterward. He has anonymously donated to the families of those he killed for years now.

Ginger: She’s gotten in some bar fights and broken bottles of people’s heads, she’s accidentally run over others, but she never intentionally does, and she does feel guilty afterward… just not for long.

#sir-pattystew #asks #can you feel the black irony radiating off Mars's kid part #:)))))))) #tw: rape #tw: murder #my OCs #THANK YOU FOR ASKING EM #<3 <3 <3

[flynn-it-up]

I tried to like the Timeless movie, I did..........but idk what the hell I watched if I’m being completely honest lmaooooo

LOL, I didn’t even try to like it.  I hated it pretty quickly tbh.  As soon as future Lucy handed Wyatt the journal.  That was the first thing they did that I loathed.  They basically took every little thing that had been specific to Lucy and Flynn and turned into a L/yatt thing.  The journal, the color burgundy, all of it.  They couldn’t let us have one fucking thing.  I mean, Flynn didn’t even say goodbye!  He just fucking left and went off to his death!  Wyatt sat there saying “don’t worry guys I’ll fix everything” and had Lucy and Jiya going off on him about how they wouldn’t let him do it alone and then they made Flynn go take care of it all by himself like???  Ugh, I hate it.  But really, I think Sao Paulo was the worst.  Lucy fucking went back in time, risked her fucking life to give Flynn the journal all so that she could manipulate him into murdering his way through time before ultimately killing himself, all so that she could get her happily ever after??  Like, does she even give a shit that this man had to lose everything, then give up even more, all so that she could fucking get laid??  The cost of her happiness was the life of a suicidal man, and she barely seemed to care.  Hell, they all looked mighty pleased with themselves after they got back from Sao Paulo too.  As if they hadn’t just killed a man so that their lives would work out??  And they want me to believe Rittenhouse are the real villains here??  LOL, the finale completely trashed this show and everything it stands for in less than two hours.  That’s pretty impressive.

[super-lemon-sama]

I had another super realistic dream-

Just like the dream wife dream, it felt like that was my real life, like I was actually there. 

Sadly this is one of the dreams I don’t remember as well as other but what basically happened was two things. I made friends with this dude and his friends and found out I had a crazy stalker.

the dream will be under the cut and also I made some pictures for it too! ^^

So I was living in this apartment that was basically just one room and a closet ((I mean but I liked it so what'evs i guess. also it was literally just the computer room we had in Oklahoma that I felt was very nice some days and very scary other days.))

there are a couple bits I remember better than others, one that I somehow befriended this guy (who I very specifically thinking in my head in the dream as I was looking at him that His hair was Neapolitan colored and it made me laugh, and so I called him Neapolitan and Neo' from then on.) I don’t remember how we met or what we were talking about before it happened (maybe I was at a party???) but I remember we hadn’t known each other that long but I asked him to walk me home bc I had been getting a creepy feeling all day and he was like "hmmm aight'" 

and I held out my hand and he was like 

"????what???" 

so I dead ass super serious was like 

"You gotta hold my hand, it's a sign of trust in my culture, and is good luck." 

lmaooo I mean in my dream the culture thing was true but I also remember thinking that it would help me tell if he decided to pull out a knife for some reason. ((Like this dude wasn’t even a badie, I was just super suspish of everyone that day))

Anyway we're walking outside in a park or somin and we approach this building. you know how at beaches or public pools they have a building that are like a bathroom for girls and guys but separated by side?

Like this

Well dudes like 

"hey, I need to pee, you okay if we stop for a sec?" 

and I was like 

"hhhhhhhhhdshghjgs yeahiguess." 

obviously only more scared since we left. and he's like 

"look if you're really so worried then just come into the bathroom with me and stand outside the stall, that way I’m right there if something happens and you can look out for trouble for me." 

and so obvi I’m like 

"//gasp// I can’t go in THERE! That’s the boys room!" 

so neos like 

"It's like 12 at night, Literally no one's around to care, you'll be fine. You know unless we aren’t actually alone muahaha" 

and I’m like 

"shuuut your shit up, I’m big scared okay... fine, just hurry up" 

and we walk in

And I’m just realizing now that even though it was the boys room that is literally was just a girls bathroom with just stall and no urinals lmaooo

it looked a lot like this

i remember it very specifically being really dimly lit and the colors were very blue grey, and dark green

i also remember looking down to see if anyone was in one of the stalls but we were in the clear

Anyway as he peed i was getting really nervous and had a daydream thing like I used to get sometimes in Oklahoma where I very vividly imagined something happening. it was of this figure phasing through the wall and running at me really fast

the figure looked like this at first

Its head was covered in this thick tough flesh that made me thing of those rubber masks they make for Halloween, but really thick, once it reached me its face changed into a mans face, but I don’t remember what it looked like, just that he was smiling

I got really scared when I snapped out of it and started hearing a really loud breathing coming from the the stall closest to the exit

as well as this low humming tone that kept getting louder and closer. I saw the latch to the stall start sliding so I screamed to Neapolitan that we need to run right now

and neo busts through the stall I was guarding and grabs my hand and we zoom tf out of that place all the way back to my apartment. like I dead ass was so exhausted that I was actually panting and trying to catch my breath in my dream. like never in my life have I felt like that while in a dream, it was wild.

he was like 

"whoa, that was scare as fuck, what the shit???? Do you like,,,,, want me to stay over tonight and make sure nothing happens?" 

and I'm like 

"KJDFLKADGFALKGFALKDHJ YESPLEASE" 

like sobbing but also dying from running so literally nothing I said was anything close to comprehensible, but he got what I meant.

I only got the pullout couch and offered him to sleep on top while I sleep under it ((it's what I do okay, that's not even my weird ass dream logic thats my real ass what I do irl logic))

 and he was like, 

"nah that's okay you got a pretty comfy chair, i'll just chill in this and keep watch okay?" 

and I like got choked up again bc I was literally so thankful. like even rn even though it was a dream I still feel really thankful???? i just normally never speak to people in my dreams really so it's like more important to me?? Idk

but I remember waking up (in my dream) and seeing him like passed out in the chair arms crossed and it was super funny, but I wake him up and I'm like 

"hey thanks for being so cool man, let me buy you breakfast." 

and he's like 

"Oh man, that sounds great, thanks!"

I vaguely remember that we ate from my apartments like bed and breakfast buffet thing but I don’t remember it that well, but I do remember that some stuff happened after that that had to do with hallways and that going back to my apartment the land lord was standing in front of my door and he was like, 

"hey uhhh, I got some bad news for you..." 

and I'm like 

"uhhhhhhhhh whaaaaat???"

so I remember the landlord sitting in my chair and telling me about how someone broke into my apartment but I wasnt really listening bc there was a storage box on the floor and hanging off of it were a couple of necklaces. ((necklaces I have in real life btw)) but one very specifically that I wore like every day in middle school and the beginning of high school that I had lost not to long after moving into the apartment ((this was true irl and the dream))

the necklace was a thin gold chain with a bunch of miss matched charms on it

I was fixated on it because literally how could it be here right now and why does it look different????

i pick it up and it has a bunch of copper pennies attached to it

it was SCARY vivid, like I was strapped into this dream like it was real life and even my dream self was looking at it like it was crazy real

I remember how the pennies were copper and pretty clean and how they weren’t just added to the ends but mixed into the other charms so whoever did this took the time to take off all the charms and place them back on a certain way with the pennies, I remember the weight of it in my hands when I picked it up and the specific weight at the bottom of the chain from all the pennies and charms

oh man I remember the chinkling sound it made and when i picked it up and I got that panic attack hot cold and nauseous feeling all over. Because I specifically wore that necklace because of the sound it made when I wore it. I liked the clinking sound it made, and who ever took it KNEW THAT

Sometime later im chillin with the dude and his friends, ((it's two other girls)) and I dont remember exactly what we were talking about but this one girl with pokey straight black hair says 

"Oh for sure!" 

confirming that she agreed with some sort of sentiment. she was just a bold person. not loud and obnoxious and not mean. she just had a up front opinion is all, and I thought she was really cool.

oh and we're all chilling on this deck thing but it's like indoors

we got a bunch of books and magazines and stuff

and neo is layin across me, like not in a funky way, but in a chill friend way and everything is chill and he moves closer to my face as he's asking me something and im in the middle of answering him when I get really tense bc I suddenly realize he's really close to my face and that I could totally smooch him if I wanted to. which like I did but I don’t deal with that kinda stuff well so I probably would have just laid there awkwardly not saying anything while I screamed internally until he's like "uhm you okay?" but my alarm woke me up so I'll never know what dream me would have done. Lmaooooo

any stressor like that dead ass makes my head go "brain function .exe has stopped working, please close out and try again later" so maybe that lmaooo

anyway, that was pretty much all I remembered, but just like the dream wife dream it was CRAZY real.

I hope that wasnt to boring to read or to hard to understand! ^^;

#my art #dream #neapolitan dream #scary dream #nightmare #long post

[mysticmessingupmylife]

New Headcanon!!

hey heey! so this headcanon was written on my phone a long time ago (when i was turning in my application to be an admin) and this was what i showed jane! i felt bad for you guys because i told you that i couldn’t post anything till monday UNTIL I FOUND THIS IN MY NOTES so! i decided to post it. it was an ask that jane lent me a while ago (basically it was RFA + V + Saeran about to do the nasty with MC for the first time but because the MC is insecure about her body, she backs out even though she REALLY WANTED TO F UcK) and i wanted to let you guys read it! i’m sorry if the format is shitty, this was written on my phone and iPhone Notes kinda suck… a lot. anyways, please enjoy!! ❤️ ~amanda Yoosung: • you two were heavily making out on his bed, slowly pulling off each other’s clothes • both were blushing profusely and hands were wandering everywhere • his started kissing up and down your neck and pulling you close to him • you were moaning and grinding upwards into him, wanting him badly • yoosung pulled away and leaned towards your ear • “MC do you really want this?” he asked, looking at you in the eyes • you were about to nod until • he’s going to see you naked • NA KE D • what if he thought you were ugly? what if he thought you were too fat to be with him? what if you were a turn off? • you hesitated and pulled away from Yoosung, causing him to tilt his head confusedly • “I-I….” you couldn’t look at him in the eyes • Yoosung sat up and asked you what was wrong • “wh-what if… i do want this but… but what if you… f-find me…” you couldn’t finish the last word, but Yoosung seemed to understand what was the problem • he leaned in, kisses you softly and whispered, “MC i’ll never find you ugly. i love you and i want to do this with you. you’re absolutely beautiful in my eyes and i couldn’t care less if you were fat or skinny or average. i love you for who you are, not what you look like” • you Me LT E D • with that, you kissed him hard and your hands started wandering south • yoosung pulls down your underwear and leans his head towards your entrance, looking up at you and smiling • he ate you out with the skill you had NO IDEA HE HAD LIKE WOW Zen: • “princess, what’s wrong? i-i thought you wanted this?” • you couldn’t look at zen, as the embarrassment in you was showing • zen tilted your chin upwards to you look at him • you started telling him how you believe that he’ll think that you’re ugly and a turn off once he sees you naked • ????? • he likes personality not looks???? • AND HE THINKS YOUR JUST DAZZLING hoW can you SAY THAT YOUR NOT BEAUTIFUL??? • he smiled gently and kisses you with so much passion and love that you could barely hold on • fuCk i mean HOMEBOY KNOWS HOW TO KI Ss HELP • as he started peeling off your clothes, he mumbled “beautiful” and “gorgeous” and “my princess” in your ear over and over • you’re blushing and shaking your head, disagreeing with him • he dipped his hand into your underwear and made you yelp • pressed his thumb on your clit, making you moan loudly and falter in his arms • he kisses your neck again and whispers in your ear, saying how beautiful you are • “i love you MC, you’re so beautiful… i’m going to make you realize that by the end of tonight~” • throughout the whole night, he kept complimenting you and loving you • he doesn’t unleash The Beast because tonight is all about you <3 Jaehee • Jaehee had you on the bed, with you squirming as her mouth attacked your neck • she was fully naked on top of you while you still had your tshirt and underwear on • when she attempted to pull off your shirt, you yelped and scooted away from her • she looked at you confusedly and asked you what was wrong • you started blubbering and trying to avoid the question • Jaehee holds your hand and she repeats her question • “I-I just… well…” • you basically told her that you didn’t really like how you looked underneath your clothes and that if you were to be intimate with her, she wouldn’t enjoy it • TRIGGERED JAEHEE • Jaehee cupped your face with her hands and gave you butterfly kisses • “MC… honey…” • she couldn’t care less how you looked underneath your clothes! she’s just glad you trust her enough to want her as much as she wants you! • she kissed you lovingly and told you that she thinks your an absolute angel and wouldn’t want you any other way • you still weren’t convinced but Jaehee was determined to convince you • she laid you down and started kising up and down your body on top of your clothes • when she reached your underwear, she gave a chaste kiss on it and said “do you trust me?” • by the point, you were so turned on, you blurted out “yes” • she smiled at you and pulled down your underwear • and she wenT TO TOwN • she was determined to make you feel like a damn goddess by the end of the night Jumin: • “J-Jumin wait” • Jumin was on top of you, kissing your neck and shoulder and slipping his hand underneath your shirt • as he was getting ready to slip it off, you pushed him away and told him to stop • he looked at you concerned and asked what was wrong • after a while of his question, you sighed and sat up, looking at him • you explained to him that you were nervous to take off your clothes, considering that you were ugly and disgusting underneath them • wait • what did you just say • EXCUSE ME • NO, NEIN NEIN • Jumin never looked so shook in his life • he hugged you tightly • “MC, darling, that’s not true” • he went on saying how he thought you were absolutely beautiful and adorable and how you made him so happy in his life • he was willing to show you how beautiful you were if you let him • you hesitated.. still not sure until • he smiLED • rip mc • he said that he won’t change his mind of thinking gorgeous you were • he kissed you softly and started peeling off your clothes, finally persuading you • Mr. Trust Fund Kid had a beast of his own ;)) • the whole night you were screaming his name and begging for more and more of The Jumin Han Sperminator 707/ Luciel/ Saeyoung • this boy was making you melt underneath him, just by kissing your neck and lips • HOT BREATHS AGAINST YOUR COLLARBONE • not to mention that your moaning was cruCIFYING HIM • he was getting really into it and when you tugged his shirt off, he was coming real close to losing his self control • agent 707 about to hacK INTO THAT PUSSY • until • you stopped kissing him and pulled away • he stopped also and stareD at you, saying nothing • ????? mc?? • you stayed silent for a while, knowing that he was wondering why you stopped • in a cracked voice, you explained how you weren’t really ready to take off your clothes, since you believe that you were ugly if they were off • LMAOOOOO • wait • you’re serious? • seven engulfed you in a hug • “mc you shouldn’t think that! you’re absolutely gorgeous! i fell in love with the way you are. i don’t care if you’re ugly to everyone else, but to me you’re beautiful. i love all of you, including your body” • wow saeyoung • he kissed you all over your body and looked at you with love and lust • *cue to the part where mc nuts* • after you nervously nodded your head, he grinned and laid you down on the bed • BODy WOrS HIP pING • as he made love to you, you two interlace fingers and moan together • that boy was getting INTO IT BRUH OML V/Jihyun • “J-Jihyun, hold on a second…” • V stopped and glanced at you while panting • your cheeks are flushed and you LOOKED ready for him • but you weren’t • V could practically SEE the insecurity in your eyes and he wasn’t having it • “angel, what’s wrong? what are you feeling?” • you said that you didn’t think you were beautiful enough to have him be with you and you suggested that they should stop for now • HIS HEART BR OKE • he was so upset!! how can you not see how damn beautiful you were!!! like what!!!! • V kissed your forehead and held you in his arms • “mc what are you talking about? you’re the most beautiful, gorgeous, loveliest person i’ve ever seen. i love you and i want to show you how much i do.. will you let me?” • you slowly nod, after thinking about it • lemme just say • V has the fingers of a GOD • THE WONDERS HE CAN DO WITH THEM • he made you cum multiple times and he still hasn’t been inside you • he was taking his time, showing you how much he really loved you and how amazing you were Saeran: • making out making out makING OUT • hands were wandering everywhere and yall’s were grinding the hell out of each other • he was kissing all over your jawbone and neck • his hands with underneath your shirt the next second and you stiffened • Saeran noticed and stopped, looking at you concerned • “mc…? what’s up?” • you stuttered your answer, saying how you thought you were ugly when you were naked and that he would think so too • “mc shut up” • he began explaining how he didn’t give a shit if you were ugly underneath or not, he’d still love you • he fell in love with the way you treated him and your personality and hates the fact that you thought you were hideous • “mc you’re the most beautiful girl i know. i don’t understand why you can’t see that. but i guess that means that i’m gonna have to just show you…” • and with that, he started attacking your body with kisses and lowered his head towards your entrance • “are you okay with this? can i continue?” • you nod and let him pull off your underwear • he ate you out liKE A DAMN SNACK • he kept saying how delicious you were and loved hearing your moans • you could barely control yourself as you were gripping his hair and screaming his name • saeran was smirking and fingered you into OBLIVION • “please believe me when i say that i love you so much and i don’t want to lose you. you’re mine tonight, mc.”

#hello my name is sinner #i deserve hell lmao #mysme #mystic messenger #i'm still a sinner and i'm fucken proud #bless everyone lmao #mystic messenger headcanon #mystic messenger zen #mystic messenger 707 #mystic messenger yoosung #mystic messenger jaehee #mystic messenger jumin