#though i mean 👀

[egophiliac]

BIRD SSR????????????

NOOOO I wasted all my keys on Platinum Malleus, HOW CAN THEY DO THIS TO ME

(I do kinda love that this is officially "Raven Jacket" Crowley though) (does this open up the possibility of a selection of future Crowley fashion cards)

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #eyestrain #(my knowledge of rave attire is very limited i am so sorry) #(to be fair i don't believe crowley knows anything about raving either) #(he's there in a misguided attempt to chaperone/make sure students don't do anything he might be legally liable for) #petition for an ssr of crowley's beach shorts and fedora #anyway i saw the banner and immediately assumed it was going to be another absolutely unhinged no-context episode 7 story card drop #and lost my MIND #and then i scrolled down and...oh it's an event whoops #alas another month without more main story #does this mean more staff cards in the future though? HEY TWST DOES THIS MEAN MORE STAFF CARDS 👀👀👀 #are they going to have stories. do we get to see crowley try once again to convince the school board not to fire him. yes PLEASE #god i have NO keys what am i going to DO #i thought i had time to save for sebek's birthday! #but...but our terrible birddad...

[neonlavander]

He did not just- 🫢

#but i don't mind 😌🤭 #what he mean by that though 👀 #love and deepspace #love and deepspace x reader #rafayel love and deep space #rafayel #rafayel x reader #rafayel x you #love and deepspace fluff

[pangur-and-grim]

HAPPY WORLD OTTER DAY!

obviously a special occasion like this needs to be celebrated, so for today everything at greerstothers.shop is 30% off with the code ‘odder’ (which is how you say Otter in Denmark)

#apparently I have 91 pins / stickers / prints up in the shop 👀 #most of them are old stuff though (meaning only a couple in stock for each design) #anyway take a look! you'll probably find something you like

[swordmaid]

i am wide awake thinking about that post canon jb au again when I should be sleeping …!!! such is the nature of the jbrainrot…

#the whole setting is jb hanging out in the rock post war #and tyrion became lord of the westerlands / the rock is his but he’s off doing stuff in kingslanding and jaime is just filling in for him #atm . but after tyrion comes back his original plan WAS he’ll get married to brienne right away and they can move back to tarth or be #travelling hedge knights together or whatever brienne wants to do he’s down for it. but the important thing is that he wants to stay with #her .. so he’s using the time they have together currently to court her bc she deserves that at least !! #so jaime goes off trying to court and woo brienne but she just thinks they’re hanging out bc they got relatively close in the war #so jaime being touchy feely isn’t anything new. jaime making innuendos and being kinda flirty isn’t anything new either #but this time he means it LOL he’s like I want to kiss you SO badly and brienne will be like lol silly jaime (: #I was also thinking they’d help rebuild lannisport just bc it’s a time for healing now and it would be good for the people to get to know #jaime and the lannisters in general bc of how they would just used to sit high above the rock looking down on everyone #but now jaime is like. actively helping and being known and being with the people rather than just being that absent distant lord #also he’s thinking he might as well try and foster some relationship with the commoners to his house bc it’s for tyrion anyway #so he’s off doing that and brienne is tagging along bc she does not want to go home yet #she wants to stay with him and she’s helping out as an excuse to stay a little longer but she doesn’t exactly want to leave him #but how do you tell someone that and ignore the big glaring part that she’s actually in love with him and the fact that they both survived #the war is getting her hopeful???? u want her to admit that?? like a normal person??? no..!! #so she’s just staying and helping out bc a) it’s the sensible thing to do b) so she can bask on the sun that is Jaime Lannister #for like a few more days. weeks. maybe a month bc the weather is soooo bad in the stormlands rn 🙄😳 #anyway jb hanging out! and everything is going well and good but jaime is now getting popular w the people and he’s also looking quite #rugged and handsome post war now that he’s thirty flirty and thriving and he also has a new scar across his lip that makes his #smirks even more ! rogueish … ! and he looks quite nice with the greying hair 👀 so now there’s gossips around him #not to mention he’s single too and I think if you were one of the heroes who helped win the war they’ll forget the kingslaying #man with no honor business so lo and behold brienne eavesdrops a group of ladies bc she’s a chismosa at heart and they’re talking about a #potential marriage for a lord lannister (!!!) and there’s going to be a big tourney held in Kingslanding for it (!!!) #and brienne remembers jaime mentioning the ought to go to Kingslanding in the next few weeks (!!!) and now she’s remembering jaime IS a #lord though not theee lord of the westerlands STILL a lord from one of the seven houses and he’s single and very eligible for marriage rn #and now she’s realising everything is returning back the way it was before the war where society rules matters and she has her own role as #now the evenstar bc rip selwyn and jaime has his own role too and the court is a whole different battlefield #one that she isn’t equipped in and even though she had found some new confidence in herself bc killing a bunch of ice invisible zombies #with your own magic sword will do that for you she doesn’t think (and she’s being objective not negative) she stands a chance in THAT

[insomniphic]

You have a very very pretty boy @questionablealibi 🥰

#lmao what did you do to get muffy is down bad? XD #i mean— I can see why though 👀👀 #the stanley parable #tsp #tsp narrator #stanley parable #tsp fanart #the narrator #tspud #sketch #InSomniphic’s Art

[httpiastri]

zandvoort weekend highlights 💘💘

#paul <33333 missed him #(even though he’s one of the most active drivers on ig 🫣) #i have a big urge to call him paulie #pic 2: oscar talking about his mom 🥺🥺🥺 he looked so happy and cute when the interviewer mentioned her #had to include the number 1 f2 wag pic ever 🤭 they’re the cutest #and the part of max’s lil vlog with oscar and george….. they both looked so good #i mean george 👀 i already have enough men pls stop #+ oscar liam logan !!!! sweethearts 💗 and obvs liam overtaking a ferrari #many ups and downs this weekend #will sleep very well tonight after this <3 #f1 #Oscar piastri #Liam lawson #clement novalak #Paul aron #screaming meals #formula one #formula 1 #George russel #f2 #formula two #formula 2 #favorite pics of my favorite boys 💘

[happyandticklish]

The narrator from Stanley’s Parable and Mr. Voice from Little Misfortune could fuck me up man

They always give narrator characters the smoothest, most sultry voices and for what

To torment me?? 

#the stanley parable #little misfortune #mr voice #personal #stanley parable narrator #non tickling #though i mean 👀 #im not saying my mind isnt in that gutter #out here being fucking lee for a voice with no hands or physical form what the hell am i supposed to do with that #although technically i think mr voice HAS a form i just havent gotten there yet lol

[cementcornfield]

good morning, ok time for me to be a little insane upon first waking up a little hungover on a sunday

we all know joe is in arizona for his friend's bach party/the little autograph signing thing yesterday. (i don't know exactly where that was but i know he was definitely partying in scottsdale because he is a basic bitch <3 <3)

and then last night ja'marr posts the most random blurry picture on his story

the only point of which seems to be establishing that he is now also in arizona. (in phoenix which is like 20 minutes from scottsdale). it's not a picture of ANYTHING!!! like it's just some blurry shot from the back of an uber. truly the only point of this is to say he's there.

and now i woke up and thank god i screenshotted it because HE DELETED IT!!!!!

i invite you all to draw your own (insane) conclusions

#am i saying that ja'marr went to arizona for joe??? #yes. #i am crazy though #but i mean #we get all these miserable shots of joe #he's flipping people off in the club #he's reached his breaking point!!! #does he call ja'marr and beg him to come and make the weekend better?? #does ja'marr see all this and take the initiative on his own?? #and why oh why did he delete the story????? #did he even tell joe he was coming #or was he too shy about it so he just posted a story hoping joe would notice #and either joe did notice and so he could get rid of the story #or joe didn't and he was embarrassed and removed it #MANY THOUGHTS #👀👀👀👀👀👀 #is all i'm saying #hi hello if you've made it this far i love you #you're following a crazy person

[i-am-shitpost]

GUYS GUYS GUYS

MY CROCS PREDICTED THE MARIO MOVIE

#I also love how my googly eyes act as 👀 #I mean let’s face it though we already knew Luigi was a homosexual #look at him #Mario movie #bowigi #Luigi #bowser

[wharfspider]

I know people are not loving this “legally distinct from Spider-Man” design in the new Invincible episode, and I get where they’re coming from. But I went and watched the clip myself and personally, Mark’s reaction to Agent Spider fighting Prof Ock being “What are you doing? Are you trying to hurt this old man???” makes up for it 100%. If you can’t use the classic Spider-Man look, then having a third party assume that Ock is an innocent old man and Spidey is a creep who’s wailing on him for no reason is the most Spidery thing you can do. Plus they got Josh Keaton!

That being said…

LOOK AT HOW THEY MASSACRED MY BOY!!! THE “P” IS FOR “PISS POOR ATTEMPT AT A DOC OCK DESIGN.” WHY THE GIANT HELMET? WHY THE CAPE?? HE’S GRAY??? And worst of all, if that’s Josh Keaton Spidey, IS THAT SUPPOSED TO BE A VERSION OF TSSM OCK AKA ONE OF THE MOST SLICK AND STYLIZED OCK DESIGNS OUT THERE??? I’m SO much more offended by megamind here than by Agent Spider

#finally: it def doesn’t mean anything but I am Noticing this is the second major cameo josh keaton has done as spidey recently 👀 #and I am Noticing that the x-men cartoon that was cancelled in 1997 was recently brought back for a new season 👀👀 #i am DEFINITELY reaching bc there is supposed to be a new spidey cartoon coming out soon and it is NOT a tssm revival but. #what if tssm revival though? 👀👀👀👀👀 #also this post is /lh it was a cute cameo. I should really watch invincible #spider-man #agent spider #doctor octopus #professor octopus #invincible #wharf.txt #spiderposting

[egophiliac]

I love your take on Crowley!

I know that the early, non-Diasomnia stories aren't really your thing, but are you reading the novels at all?

I have been following some of the fan translations and the second book seems intense! Would love to hear what you think about them.

thank you! 💚💚💚 I'm not really sure why you think I don't like the earlier arcs though, I love pretty much all the characters and their storis! (I think 5 and 1 are my favorite of the past episodes, though 6 infected me with the Shroud brainrot something fierce.) I just...ESPECIALLY love diasomnia. :') but there is room in my heart for all of these dweebs! like, who among us is not just as ride-or-die for Adeuce as they are for us.

that said, I don't really follow the other adaptations like the manga (aside from a dip-in just to see the new Yuus) or the novels, though I keep meaning to check them out! I do like seeing the differences between the different forms of media, and how certain things get adapted one way or another! but alas, time/a lack of accessibility stands in our way more often than not. :( someday...someday I will have time to consume all of the media...

#art #twisted wonderland #i have been playing this game since the day it came out #and believe me i could not have stuck with it for the past three and a half years if i was not deep into all of these idiots #not to harp on it but i do think it's funny because i actually. really did not like the diasomnias at first. #it was like a month before their cards/personal stories were added and so we knew almost NOTHING about them #the website descriptions basically make everyone sound awful #so i thought they were kind of mean/boring compared to everyone else! #(except maybe lilia but i was mad at him for the two seconds of 'girl? 👀' hope i had when they were revealed) #but once their cards came out i fell just as hard for them as i did the rest of this silly game #well. sebek took a little longer. but his ketchup incident converted me. #anyway i have so much sentimentality for episode 1 especially #the prologue was like 'oh this is actually a very silly game! oh there is a plot!' #episode 1 was like 'oh i LIKE these characters and what they're doing with them' #(i think ace punching riddle was the moment i decided i REALLY liked this game) (sorry riddle) (you were being a huge dick though) #also...ink drips. ink drips everywhere. #look when i say this game is laser-focused at me and my tastes specifically i am not kidding

[shubbzebubs]

Twitter oomf held me at gunpoint to draw em snuggling and happy after I did that Griffith with Charlotte insecurity crisis bed redraw with Jack👉👈

Tbh I cropped the art a bit because I wasn't too happy with how I drew his torso. It also turned out to have better quality for the sketch's lines

#Ooooof Tumblr flagged the previous post for what I mean. We lost gang 😔 #Now to anticipate the notes because I know lots of us crave to be treated special by Jack 👀 #listen I know he'd be way less uwu babygirl lemme have this moment real quick my brain chemicals wanted it #Big Jack Horner #Puss in Boots #Ruby Ridinghood #art tag #sketch #bloopdoops #size difference #oc x canon #ngl i ponder abt Jack having body scars from his magic hunts and general bad bitchery. though he probably heals them magically :c

[elitadream]

Hi again!

i imagined a scenario of Bowser finding out from maybe a servant that his son has died, how would he’d react?

I know you probably wouldn’t do death or anything in your mario universe but humour the thought lol

also he probably wouldn’t be dead, just gravely injured and near death if that’s more comfortable 🙇‍♂️

Oh, trust me, you do NOT want to see my Bowser in a scenario where he would either believe his precious son to have passed or find him on the brink of death. 🫣

He has vicious and highly destructive tendencies on his best days. With that said, I think it's fair to say that the sight of him consumed by indescribable grief and devouring wrath would be downright apocalyptic. 🙇‍♀️

#But- that doesn't mean I'll never draw it 🤫 #I'm still quite unsure about some of the pivotal scenes I have in mind and how I want to present them #It's certainly a very interesting thing to contemplate in the meantime though! #Albeit tragic 😣 #Pushing characters to their limit is admittedly one of my favorite creative things tho #So who knows! 👀💁‍♀️ #Asks #mario #bowser #junior #bowser jr #concept #angst #drama #characterization #personal portrayal #ideas #thoughts and ramblings #tw death mention

[starystruck]

hi!! are you @viveela? just wanted to ask because i recocnized the style and was surprized to see a different url when i looked <3

Yeah!! It's me, this is one of my side blogs :3

#answered #honestly I thought the watermark would be enough to make ppl connect the dots #haha but I didn't think ppl would recognize my style #for today's post I mean #im glad it was recognizable!! #but also yeah I'm the only one running this acc #i accept submissions though...👀

[pastafossa]

Dear pasta

Do you have any wood carving tips for beginners?

I bought a bunch of wood and a couple of knives and idk what to do

BOY DO I. And I'm in a good spot for it because I have FOUR carvings of the same design in various stages of completion to assist.

I'm going to also put this behind a cut so that anyone who's like br br pasta it's just wood wood is boring NO IT'S NOT IT'S AMAZING isn't forced scroll by. Although I'm keeping the first tip in the open because IT IS VERY IMPORTANT.

TIPS FROM SIX YEARS OF CARVING/INJURIES/VISITS WITH MY CARVING TEACHER.

First, get yourself a pair of no cut gloves if you haven't already. I use these! They're cheap and they WILL save you a trip to the ER. Take it from someone who carved without them once and slipped with their knife and basically cut themselves down to the bone in their hand. 7 stitches and one bitchin scar later, I now never carve without gloves.

OK. So when starting, you're going to have your wood in of three forms: a blank (a small block of wood), a cut out (a blank that's been cut by a bandsaw into a basic shape), or a rough out (a cutout that's had most excess cut away and just needs details and final shaping). I don't know obviously which you have, but a LOT of people starting out aren't aware that when you're learning you can often purchase cutouts that make things easier (Hummul for example has a lot!). You can still carve from a blank, though! It'll just take a bit longer. Here's a picture with the 3 stages of my sea serpent design, and the first sea serpent I ever made that I carved from a blank, so you can see what I meam (coils are different on 3 just cause I felt like it, so ignore that).

When starting, try to stick to more simple designs so you don't get overwhelmed. Think smaller, basic shapes, usually made of something like basswood which is a nice soft wood (easy to cut). My teacher for example starts everyone on basswood rubber ducky shapes! So there's no complex details, and more abstract shapes. These are three of the carvings I made that first week of my class as an example (the little face is called a wood spirit and you can find a lot of guides for them on youtube, they're very popular!)

There is a basic process here that we can see with the sea serpents again! Step 1 you trace your design. Step 2, you're removing the large or small chunks of excess (this is where some use a bandsaw if accessible). Step 3 is rounding and shaping. And step 4 is adding details and finishing. If you're not sure about shapes, consider using some basic outlines from online! I've even used toys to give me a basic shape!

GRAINS: when you first begin to cut, you're going to want to cut with the grain as much as possible. Wood carves far more easily when your knife moves with the grain than against it. There will be points where you have no choice (this is why basswood is a popular wood for beginners and experts alike - little grain, very soft), but try as best you can to go with it. You'll feel it when you cut with it - it'll be a lot easier, but depending on the wood, you can also see it! The bottom wood has an easy to see grain, the top one a bit harder (also note the difference between the band saw lines - perfectly straight and up and down - and the actual grain - left to right, more wavy, nature hates straight lines), and the middle you'll have to look closely to see. If you've got pretty natural grains, most carvers stain or seal them without paint. Basswood's got borderline no visible grain so is almost always painted (see duck above). You'll likely develop a preference as time goes on, too!

If you're carving from a straight up wood blank, try to make your design fit the shape as closely as possible. This will minimize the amount of excess wood you have to cut off! Especially since your first step is removing what doesn't belong before you start curving and rounding (there's also pencil marks on the top, so I know what I'm carving on all sides).

SHARPEN SHARPEN SHARPEN. If you've got a good knife, it likely came pre sharpened, which is great and can serve you for quite a while, especially if you're cutting softer woods! But you're also going to need to sharpen your knife regularly - I'm working on a very hard walnut dolphin atm and I'm sharpening every 20 minutes or so cause it wears the blade down. To sharpen, you use a strop. There are additional guides for that and places to buy one, but if you're handy you can make one. My teacher's (and mine) is literally strips of cork board covered in compound, and glued to two sides of a wood paddle. Very cheap. 😂 If you need tips on sharpening, let me know!

If you're going to use a natural finish on your wood (i.e. anything but basswood), you'll want to sand after carving and before sealing! Start with 80 grit, then move to 120 grit, and finish with 240. Note: as you start to sand, you'll see lots of little spots appear! You want to sand those away!

MOST SEALANTS ARE TOXIC TO BREATHE, DO IT OUTSIDE OR WEAR A MASK! If you want to avoid that, seal with something like Tried and True Original Finish or try carving wood you paint instead, since you basically carve, skip sanding, and paint with watered down acrylics!

Lastly, the way I hold my knife when carving: I use my thumb against the non-cutting edge to 'push' the knife in a hingeing motion (I'll see if I can make a gif for it at some point). It takes some strain off your hands and lends more strength to the knife for harder or quick cuts. You can also cut VERY fast once you get this down, and my teacher's approved it as a valid technique.

I hope these help! I love love LOVE carving and wish there were more classes around for people to take! Fortunately there are a lot of youtube vids and guides but SO much of it is really just practice. It's also an incredibly soothing hobby. I love sitting in front of a movie or series or listening to a podcast/audio book while I just sit and cut away. And remember, if you have a blank and get into it and start to feel overwhelmed, there are plenty of cutouts and roughouts you can try instead that mean all you need to work on is shaping and detailing! Let me know if you have any other questions!

#woodcarving #i love woodcarving so much and love to talk about it 😂 #it is so gd calming and not a lot of people are doing it anymore sadly #my teacher is like 80 something and worried it'll become a lost artform #so i love to spread the word of how SERIOUSLY FUCKING COOL THIS IS #my mantle is covered in pieces for a reason and my friends love getting them as gifts 😂 #plus eventually you can make FANDOM THINGS #(not me making a Bucky Barnes bear carving and having plans for a Beardevil 👀) #also seriously wear your gloves though #the er doctor was like WOW this is such a smooth cut almost like a scalpel! what were you doing??? #but at least my scar on my hand is a cool story now #gloves mean no scar for you 😂

[bnha-more-like-bnh-gay]

Kaminari: look, you even have your emo makeup on!

Jirou: this is my every day makeup?

Kaminari: exactly!

#i mean you’re not wrong #doesn’t help the fact that I’m dressed like an emo nightmare #a cute emo nightmare though 😘✨👀 #bnha #mha #incorrect mha quotes #mha incorrect quotes #bnha incorrect quotes #incorrect my hero academia quotes #incorrect bnha quotes #incorrect kaminari quotes #denki kaminari #jirou kyouka